Dabi: Too late, Twice. You said you’d pass. Twice: I FORGOT I HAD THE TWO PIECES FOR IT! Dabi: On my turn, If I land, I shall buy. - insert sinister cackle-
Toga: okie! My turn! Oh! A hotel!!! Hmm...should I buy it?? Twice: Buy it! Before Dabi steals another one!!! No! Let me have it!!! Shiggy: Not again...
Dabi: Too late, Twice. You then told her to buy it. And she is buying it. Soon, it’s my time to shine. - insert more sinister cackling - Me: What has this become? Soon, Twice gonna lose it. Shigaraki: Definitely.
Ok am I the only person who got chills when he said “those cheeks aren’t the only thing going to turn red when I’m done” I was so freaking embarrassed 😳 and I’m sorry god I swear I just have devilish thoughts and dreams and intentions but the never are real I promise just don’t look at my search history because there is a lot of simping on there😩😩😩😩😩😩
“Those aren’t the only cheeks of yours that will be red after I’m done with you” *me: WOAHHHH you don’t play with emotions now- and holy cow! That gave me a tingle down my spine*
Yes please I have put around 220$ into my Shiggy obsession. Gimme more please Yuuri. I am hopelessly addicted to my man. Note: I share the crusty boi, the burnt boi, and the red winged boi. The perfect trifecta
Shigaraki: I think if I had deal with some smart ass muttering lotion or chapstick under their breath I’d turn them into dust Me: I mean...their not wrong 😐
I like how seasonal kitkat bars are a basic need for just being human lol- Oh and don't forget specifically "convenience store chicken", gotta have that.
You see, I used to be a good, innocent child, I simped for kirishima- a nice, respectful, good guy. Then I moved on and started simping for bakugou, a little concerning, he’s short tempered, but still a somewhat good person. But now we’re here, and I simp for both shigaraki and dabi, sooooo, yea I’ve reached rock bottom, I fell slowly, but I’m here regardless, it’s nice to finally join this group of weebs. I’m a little late but I’m in the club now.
Once I saw this I said to my mom I'll be up stairs !!!! Mom: doing what?? Me:listening to asmr Mom: what's a asmr Me: THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN MY LIFE !!!
Oh my gosh I was blushing the entire time my face is so red his voice and when he brought up pinning the listener to the counter I was like omg yes please
I LITERALLY WHATCHED LIKE EVERY SHIGARAKI X LISTENER VIDEO SO I HAD TP REWATCH EVERYONE OF THEM I WATCHED AND I SAW IN MY NOTIFICATION JUST SOME BLUE HAIR FOR THUMBNAIL AND I WAD LIKE HECK YEAH AND I CLICKED IT AS QUICK AS I SAW THIS- I totally am not obbesed with Tomura ok? I totally didn't order a body pillow of him yesterday : )
Tmw you're curious and haven't listened to this amazing man's audio in years, come back to this and are just like HELL YES! I commend you for the fucking comments about the chapstick and lotion Yuuri. Holy shit. XD
Wait wait wait wait HOLD UP. Did he pin us to the counter?! Please tell me he’s wearing gloves or we have a quirk that blocks his, otherwise we dead LITERALLY
Now brother's we must stay focused, ok he's not real people, stop making fake scenarios in your head people, or your gonna end up like me. A very lonely woman even though i have a boyfriend. oh goodness that doesn't make it better.
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Twice playing Monopoly, huh?
"Aw man, Vermont? Pass." "NO, BUY! BEFORE THAT GREEDY JERK DABI BUYS IT AND FILLS THE WHOLE BLOCK WITH HOTELS!"
Lmao that would be right
Dabi: Too late, Twice. You said you’d pass.
Twice: I FORGOT I HAD THE TWO PIECES FOR IT!
Dabi: On my turn, If I land, I shall buy.
- insert sinister cackle-
Oh that's funny
Toga: okie! My turn! Oh! A hotel!!! Hmm...should I buy it??
Twice: Buy it! Before Dabi steals another one!!! No! Let me have it!!!
Shiggy: Not again...
Dabi: Too late, Twice. You then told her to buy it. And she is buying it. Soon, it’s my time to shine. - insert more sinister cackling -
Me: What has this become? Soon, Twice gonna lose it.
Shigaraki: Definitely.
"Seasonal kitkat bar"
Being honest he got me on that one.
I know right where my strawberry kitkats
Cinnamon kitkats hit the spot sometimes bro
@@samanthawehrmeister421 exactly bruh
@@edgyhell9409 finally someone agree's
Oh dang he really called out all those ppl who made memes and fanfics where they say he needs lotion and chapstick 😂💀
He really did. And I commend him for it.
😌✋✨you said the truth✨😌✋
@@floppy._.froggy4214 I agree
I did. Like I really did.
Him:I'm a savege-
"Sometimes...it's just monday"
Bro I felt that on a spiritual level
Fr tho
@@tired_.boy_0691 hi
@@tired_.boy_0691 hiii
@@reeeee_eeeeeee Same!!
Me: **screaming because I can't find my headphones**
My brother: SOMEONE CALL A F*CKING EXORCIST-
LOL
Hell yeah!
XD
BAILY?? 😳 Y-YOUR HERE?? 😳😳😳
That was me like a 5 minutes ago.
Shiggy:"That seems like a tall order for someone such as yourself. "
Me:"IS THAT A SHORT JOKE?!?!
lol
😂
NO BC WE’RE GETTING FED. TODD AS HAWKS, NOW YUURI AS SHIGGY-
Tod?
@@JOJO-zg4pf notwhorosethinks - he’s a rlly good va and his real name is todd (i think)
I died when I heard THAT ONE!!! Then was revived for this one
RIGHT XD
And here's the thing, ITS BACK TO BACK TO EACH OTHER
Shiggy: "convenient store chicken."
Hawks: Excuse me!?
Dabi: heheh
Hawks: "OH SHUT UP YOU BURN CHICKEN NUGGET"
Nah he’d eat it too.
Mina??
@@lalapabzfinii 😳
Me:*takes big drink of water cause I'm dehydrated af*
Shiggy: I could spend the afternoon making you my pet
Me:*spits water all over my couch*
Hahahah i did the same
The poor couch 💀💀
Rip couch
me: spits water into his mouth
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE BOYS STRAP IN ITS ABOUT TO BE A FUN RIDE
same
Yaaasss!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Glad
*proceeds to put on seat belt* 🙂👍
Alternate title: super crazy ass villain has a case of the Monday’s and takes it out on you
*Spicy edition*
LMFAO
@@kaden_panic55 Gone wrong edition
Violence, junk food, introvertedness, and entertainment. THIS MAN GETS ME
Ok am I the only person who got chills when he said “those cheeks aren’t the only thing going to turn red when I’m done” I was so freaking embarrassed 😳 and I’m sorry god I swear I just have devilish thoughts and dreams and intentions but the never are real I promise just don’t look at my search history because there is a lot of simping on there😩😩😩😩😩😩
So your a shiggy simp huh
@@0_gabby_112 So your a shiggy simp huh
Can I get a timestamp? There’s only so much to wish for.
@@lulu5837 ty
DUDE SAME-
Shiggy: "Convenient store Chicken"
My Husky: "chimpken?" (Stares at me intensely)
Me: OH, NO!
Me: oh *mY GOD* ITS HAPPENING. STAY CALM EVERYBODY STAY CALM.
*STAY F#&KING CALM!*
Omg
CHILL WTF
THE GRASS ISNT WORKING
I JUST SAW A GUY GIVE BIRTH
WHAT ARE THESE REPLYS? 💀💀
THAT ART THO GOD DAYMN
I like how he made Shiggy's voice more cracking and soundin crusty. *beautiful* 😩👌🏼
So your a shiggy simp huh
Yes very yes😔😔😔
“Those aren’t the only cheeks of yours that will be red after I’m done with you”
*me: WOAHHHH you don’t play with emotions now- and holy cow! That gave me a tingle down my spine*
My cringe old account*
It seems he hit my heart with decay, cause it’s melting.
that smooth💨
“Kit Kat bars-“
Me: Ok, you are my new friend.
Shiggy:I'm gonna spend the whole afternoon making you mine
Me:*breathing hard but slow* i- i- i- i- *face turning red*
shig : "i can spend the afternoon making you my pet"
me : uhm yes
I grabbed my headphones and my mac’n’cheese and bolted to my room for dis one
lol
I can relate But it was nutella 😂😂😂
Related but I grabbed pringles
was the mac n cheese bussin lev
Nah i just grabbed the earbuds but damn shigaraki just why i cant simp for him but i did
Shiggy: “boring. Everything is so boring…”
Me: izuru kamakura is that you?!
* da*m ima smooth dude *shiggy hits me with pet word*
me: .... can you say that aging please..?
So your a shiggy simp huh
@@kirishima4176 Yeah, luckily people like me, unlike you angry Pomeranian. *itch*
tell me why i saw crusty dusty man and clicked immediately 🙂🔪
Cuz yknow tryna get my mind off of ✨trauma✨-
Cause queen we love crusty man
Tell me why I looked at ur name 🥲
Cuz, you, like the rest of us here are
*✨S I M P✨*
Also, wth? Your name…
Anyone want to explain why this dude can go from: 'No kiss kiss' meme to 'Yes, Sir' instantly?
(TBH, I probably already know...)
Yes please I have put around 220$ into my Shiggy obsession. Gimme more please Yuuri. I am hopelessly addicted to my man.
Note: I share the crusty boi, the burnt boi, and the red winged boi. The perfect trifecta
Red winged boi minnee
WAIT SHIGGY EATING KITKAT BARS IS SO CUTE I CANT-
THAT'S MY FAVOURITE CANDY >0
AAAAAAAHHH shiggy is soo cute 🥰
So your a shiggy simp huh? cant say i blame you with the audio
I’m SO SO SO close to becoming the UA traitor. 🤭🤭 like who needs Izuku when I got Shiggy🧎♀️
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!😮
Shigaraki: I think if I had deal with some smart ass muttering lotion or chapstick under their breath I’d turn them into dust
Me: I mean...their not wrong 😐
Yeah pretty much
Shigaraki is just denying the truth.
shh he has a skin condition
@@watchtheworlddecay I know
(Sigh)😤😧
I CAME HERE AS FAST AS I COULD. OOOOH BOY WE ARE GETTING FED BY THE ASMR COMMUNITY LATELY 💕💖
Crusty: Sometimes it's just monday
Me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOD
bruh u just read my mind
*looks at the thumbnail*
Me:Why cant he look like that in the anime?!
He look hot like this and how he is ❤️ he a crusty man but I love him
EXACTLY
@@h3x_lxve W-What are you doing here, Toga?!
@@h3x_lxve YEAAAA WHAT U DOINNN
Nah he's already hot in the anime
AHHH I CLICKED SO FAST WHEN I SAW SHIGGY 😫😭♥️
SAME✋✨💀
So your a shiggy simp huh
@@switch.the_floof5302 So your a shiggy simp huh
SaMe
I gotta say I'm here for this Shiggy content ngl....
I love him 😩💕✨
I like how seasonal kitkat bars are a basic need for just being human lol-
Oh and don't forget specifically "convenience store chicken", gotta have that.
So many MHA presents today!
Spoicy Shiggy is TEMPTING, But I’m STILL going to buy him several Eos and a TUB of cocoa and shea butter. XD
Not coca butter😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
If Dabi sees this I’m dead.
*INTENSE ITCHING*
i'm not here.
Aizawa?what you doing here!?Wait-tomura?!you hearing asmr's of yourself-? 👁👄👁
……..Is it safe to say “I’M HERE!!!”
@@BABAYAZUL8226 izuku!? what the hell are you doing here-
Oh well see you in hell then crusty
Him “come over here”
Me: no
Him”oh? You like standing over there”
Me: panicking and blushing “ yESs thE aiR is FREsH oVEr hEre
Me: eating
Video:" I could spend the afternoon making you My pet" me:☠️
I’m one minute late but that’s okay
Edit:
Alright flakey man- I’m gonna need you to calm it down-
Damn the art got me simping
That literally gave me shivers😣
Samee
me trna drink some chokimalk after a long day:
*sees this*
me: chokimalk gonna have to wait
No no get the chokimalk and then listen to this
the shiggy voice is hitting ESPECIALLY right this audio 👀
"Those aren't the only cheeks that will be red when I'm done."
Sir I'm atheist but you need Jesus-
You see, I used to be a good, innocent child, I simped for kirishima- a nice, respectful, good guy.
Then I moved on and started simping for bakugou, a little concerning, he’s short tempered, but still a somewhat good person.
But now we’re here, and I simp for both shigaraki and dabi, sooooo, yea I’ve reached rock bottom, I fell slowly, but I’m here regardless, it’s nice to finally join this group of weebs. I’m a little late but I’m in the club now.
Ahaha I’m already there, my friend :,)
okay 1:24 wasn’t supposed to be deep but it low key hit me hard ✋😔
Shigi:These arent the only cheeks of yours that will be red when I’m through with you…
Me:WHAT DID HE SAY?! 😳😳
That got me good aswell..
Once I saw this I said to my mom I'll be up stairs !!!!
Mom: doing what??
Me:listening to asmr
Mom: what's a asmr
Me: THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN MY LIFE !!!
I got ACTUAL shivers with that last line holy shit
when you hear hiim say sir, and think you get a chance to be masculine but he says when YOU call me that, and just go AH
"So indecisive" Ok dont call me out like that man...
YESSSS! God, i've really been starving for some new Shiggy content- We gettin fed tonight 😋🍴
Shiggy:I could spend the afternoon making you my pet
Me:Go to Petco and get a dog or something, I AM NOT AN ANIMAL
Oh god okay... 😳 Could you make a Overhaul one? Please!!! 🥺
OMG YEEEEES THAT WOULD BE THE BEST
Yess
Yes please we overhaul simps need this
👁👄👁
💧 💧
@@carsonc2428 I personally agree!!! 🥺
Wow! You're actually really good at doing shigi's voice! o0o Tbh I wasn't expecting it to be that good~ xD 💕
Hi dabi! Wait- why you here!?
Shiggy: were human too
Me: YOUR NOT HUMAN
Omg a new video and a new audio to blush over!
Oh my gosh I was blushing the entire time my face is so red his voice and when he brought up pinning the listener to the counter I was like omg yes please
5:00 I choked on my macaroni 😳😳😳🤭
😂😂 I know this was like 1 month ago but are you ok???
Me: “sees the picture” *slowly dies*
I miss hiz innocent side where he'd just yawn and play games like a lazy ass biss reminds me of me
Yo (ah it’s Player One today. Nice.)
Sup
@@no.8317 Not much. Sitting around after my workout and gonna eat then shower before playing P5R xP
Shigiraki:I could spend the afternoon making you my pet.
Me:*Puts on any sort of animal ears I could find*
i-
i just wanted to see if you were streaming soon and found this, I ain't complaining but ._.
edit; WOAH WAOH, CALM DOWN DAMN
I LITERALLY WHATCHED LIKE EVERY SHIGARAKI X LISTENER VIDEO SO I HAD TP REWATCH EVERYONE OF THEM I WATCHED AND I SAW IN MY NOTIFICATION JUST SOME BLUE HAIR FOR THUMBNAIL AND I WAD LIKE HECK YEAH AND I CLICKED IT AS QUICK AS I SAW THIS- I totally am not obbesed with Tomura ok? I totally didn't order a body pillow of him yesterday : )
It's ok. Tomura is hot ✨
@@thatonequiteweeb8897 true true
“Seasonal KitKat bars-I don’t know!!” I’m screaming 😂😂😂
Same🤣🤣🤣
bro Tomura is bussin bussin😩✨
And then Dabi walks in and just has this expression: 😀
"seasonal kitkat bars" lmfaoo
Love this.
Well I like cherry possums when you said all that the things you’re gonna do for planning a movie night or something and I’m happy for you now
🍒🦡
"I could spend the afternoon making you my pet"
Huh 😺
same.
Wow eraser head.
Shiggy: "I could spend the afternoon making you my pet~"
Me: "Do it then!"
Me: reads title
My brain: do it
Me: But we still have our math home-
My brain: *I SAY WE LISTEN NOW*
Tmw you're curious and haven't listened to this amazing man's audio in years, come back to this and are just like HELL YES! I commend you for the fucking comments about the chapstick and lotion Yuuri. Holy shit. XD
Me: *sees thumnail* 👀 *I click*
Wait wait wait wait HOLD UP. Did he pin us to the counter?! Please tell me he’s wearing gloves or we have a quirk that blocks his, otherwise we dead LITERALLY
He has to use all five of his fingers to activate his quirk -w-.
@@dabi-is-online23 I know but I’d rather not be accidentally disintegrated because he forgot what his quirk was for a second
Before video: oh god will my inner masochist come out today.
shiggy: sometimes-
my dumbass: SOMETIMES ALL I THINK ABOUT IS YOU! LATE NIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE!--
HEAT WAVES BEEN FAKING ME OUT-
Ok but voice artists are just POPPING OFF
My friends: what are the basic human needs
Me: soda convenient store chicken and seasonal KitKat bars duh u.u
5:00 I started dying at that point
This man: Clicks his tongue with disapproval
Me: 😳 aYE YOOO DIDNT KNOW THAT'D GET A REACTION OUT OF ME
THE GRASS THE GRASS ISNT WORKING
Him: you like this side of me?
Me: *all red and squeals* yes I do
Now brother's we must stay focused, ok he's not real people, stop making fake scenarios in your head people, or your gonna end up like me. A very lonely woman even though i have a boyfriend. oh goodness that doesn't make it better.
Wait..how did I miss this?! Oh well...there's too many to simp over!! *squeals*
Me, buckling in: time to die! :'D
*mood*
YAAAAYYI MAKE MORE FOR SHIGGY PLZZ
*me being yandere*
*Shigaraki trys to be yandere*
me: *dies from his cuteness*
Wth TH-cam I didn't get a notification I was just looking around and I found it
I looked at it and said “I hate it” then clicked it🤣
shiggy: Or I'll tell the exactly whet we're up to
Me: YES TELL THEM THAT YOUR MINE AND IM YOUR LIL PET AWOOO~
therapy. now.
6:13 shigaraki: y ganna tell you sit on my lap
Me: YES DADDY
Nose starts to profusely bleed after this video.. just AWOOGA
2:43 *INSERT RADIO REBEL FACE HERE*