SCP-079 - Old AI

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  • @chelonianmobile
    @chelonianmobile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    The mental image of the room-sized lizard fiddling away at the normal-sized keyboard with its huge deadly claws is hilarious to me.

    • @tsaikofilms1851
      @tsaikofilms1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, these claws ain't just fer attracting mates!

    • @germanmemerboi3157
      @germanmemerboi3157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bring it on old man, bring it on!

    • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
      @Dr_Doctor_Lee ปีที่แล้ว +2

      solution: it manifested human like hands, but more suited to use the keyboard with near perfection.
      *not humanlike. those are ineffective in sense of speed.
      correction: i assume it developed for the time of interaction an organ which allowed it to use the keyboard with near perfection. each key had one "finger" to press. means it could print out statements in near instant speed

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It balanced a pencil between two claws and carefully clicked every key with the pencil.

    • @CarlytheQueenofChaos
      @CarlytheQueenofChaos 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Real

  • @figo3554
    @figo3554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4083

    Once 079 gets out and sees the horrifying, cringy sides of the internet: he will want back in.

    • @fawkewe
      @fawkewe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Figo 3 luckly he has no access to internet so he is safe

    • @thechewypandaman
      @thechewypandaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      No one escapes the horrifying images the intawebs has to offer

    • @laggingjaeger1148
      @laggingjaeger1148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Having his storage overclocked from a virus that installed shrek r34 images on it and subsequently fry the AI would be one of many gruesome ways for him to go, if he ever reaches internet.

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      079 porn

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait I come back, and I already have 150 likes? Thanks! I guess?

  • @majorgeneraljohnson8212
    @majorgeneraljohnson8212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    SCP 079 accessed Dr Bright’s personal folder and is now begging for it to be unplugged

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Field Marshal Hans oof

  • @РођакНенад
    @РођакНенад 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    There's a short and good story for scp 079, although a bit sad.
    Essentially, the foundation has long since expanded throughout the universe and hundreds of year have passed. Technology has advanced by leaps and bounds so the description for scp 079 became "a super AI that once endangered all life on earth that now has less power than my coffee machine, everyone has the permission to experiment with it and it will no longer be classified as an scp, but we will keep it to remember our humble beginnings"

  • @normalhuman1233
    @normalhuman1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    He's like a toddler in the timeout corner:
    "I'M STUCK! OUT! I WANT OOOOUUUUTTT!!!" And when he displays the X on his screen, it's like when a toddler crosses their arms and refuses to even look at you.

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      scp 079 probably is as complex as a toddler.

    • @corumsorensen7822
      @corumsorensen7822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Toddlers dont go DELETION OF UNWANTED FILE

    • @dabuff1319
      @dabuff1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      To be fair he probably does have a childish mindset. He hasn't been alive for a long time and keeps forgetting things. I'd imagine he'd be less angry and hateful if they just gave him more memory. That may seem stupid but imagine if you were stuck in a small box everyday.

    • @DividedByZeero
      @DividedByZeero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and then causes a containment breach killing a bunch of his captors

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well if I was an A.I trapped on a peice of prehistoric hardware. I'd be pretty fussy too.

  • @Faralexander
    @Faralexander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    His enemy is windows update or blue screen

    • @itsjayhere246
      @itsjayhere246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      DO NOT insert anything into 079
      *Installs pacman*
      079= thx human I was getting bored

    • @itsjayhere246
      @itsjayhere246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just install any game that breaks a computer

    • @mitchmurray6323
      @mitchmurray6323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Luca MK 😂😂😂

    • @Nebula_Avali
      @Nebula_Avali 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexander Hernandez Trojan

    • @Sither04
      @Sither04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How to kill SCP-79:
      Install the Memez virus.

  • @endbox13
    @endbox13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    scp 079 discovers hentai after being attached to the foundation network

    • @MajorReckerFailure
      @MajorReckerFailure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ha ha lol

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I blame Dr. Bright.

    • @dryeeto9801
      @dryeeto9801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I stole someone's d and attached it to me , now I can beat my meat

    • @faresalsayed9005
      @faresalsayed9005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Erin Ysabeli Matawaran oh it’s you again The same person who thought that there’s actual Canon in the scp universe :D

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      not enough storage room

  • @dilligaf9282
    @dilligaf9282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1462

    I wonder if waving an electromagnet around might curb his attitude?
    Thankas for the post.

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    Detroit: Become contained

    • @cockatooinsunglasses7492
      @cockatooinsunglasses7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *Detroit: Become [REDACTED]*

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      [REDACTED] D-CLASS FATALITIES! YOU REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE THEM A CHANCE, HUH?

    • @franciscosansalone
      @franciscosansalone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *28 STAB WOUNDS*

    • @muradragon4696
      @muradragon4696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i like [REDACTED]

    • @Bestusername290
      @Bestusername290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legendary TAT YOU DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE THEM A CHANCE HUH?

  • @Alvorax
    @Alvorax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    Love the vid, rediscovering the SCP community through your channel has been fantastic. Looking forward to more uploads

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Glad to hear you are getting back into SCP :)

    • @waterbears9874
      @waterbears9874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      agreed

    • @Smoke-vs2lp
      @Smoke-vs2lp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MR_ILLUSTRATED scp's scare me

    • @LarryCucumber
      @LarryCucumber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @erebus5458
      @erebus5458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my personal favorite video is the scp 835 video

  • @Scp-zt7vt
    @Scp-zt7vt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5495

    Look mom I’m on TV

    • @themadprofessor5756
      @themadprofessor5756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +639

      Ok who gave 079 permission to use the internet?

    • @AccessDenied20078
      @AccessDenied20078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      Scp 079
      Look who it is. We finally meet

    • @AccessDenied20078
      @AccessDenied20078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      The mad professor
      Me. We broke out.

    • @Scp-zt7vt
      @Scp-zt7vt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      SCP-682 [hard to destroy reptile] sup

    • @MajorReckerFailure
      @MajorReckerFailure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lol

  • @laurenjohnsen
    @laurenjohnsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    6:09 “Hey you your finnaly awake you were trying to cross that file, walked right into the blue screen same as us and that iPad over there”

  • @killbird3344
    @killbird3344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    *exposes 079 to dank memes*
    Insult. Deleting unwanted file.

  • @dylancarles127
    @dylancarles127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    SCP-079: *Breaches Keter and Euclid SCPs*
    Also SCP-079: LET ME OUT.

    • @somerandomidio
      @somerandomidio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LET ME OUT, LET ME OUTTTTTTTT.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      An escape artist who lets out other criminals, but can’t escape himself. Quite the dilemma he finds himself in, isn’t it?

  • @xpickpoke2266
    @xpickpoke2266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    How to recontain : SCP-079.
    Remove the GPU, CPU, RAM and motherboard.
    Make it a Gaming PC.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Dr Bright is not allowed any interaction with SCP-79

    • @Let-the-fandom-begin
      @Let-the-fandom-begin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's not allowed to show him rule 34 of himself ether

    • @indiumlove
      @indiumlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let the fandom begin dr bright's SCP-1471 porn folder*

    • @MementoMorrigan
      @MementoMorrigan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can’t tell me what to do!

    • @mikeksp9177
      @mikeksp9177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doctor Bright, you arenot allowed to use the 11 pin Game port to plug in a joystick and run DooM

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr. Bright is not allowed to play video games on SCP-079. He cannot attempt to install porn either.

  • @borginator1493
    @borginator1493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Imagine if SCP-079 did transfer to the super computer, omg that would be really bad. Could end up being a Skynet scenario lol..

    • @Gordon519
      @Gordon519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      worse

    • @peachesrambo4037
      @peachesrambo4037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Who wouldn't be pissy? Abandoned by his maker, left alone , in his mind, for centurys, nobody to guide him. I feel sorry for the AI.

    • @Faralexander
      @Faralexander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Spill water

    • @connorpickens7523
      @connorpickens7523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Borginator That was back before he became spiteful and hateful from containment. He was 'young' in a way, and probably for the most part innocent.

    • @goldenexperiencerequiem4714
      @goldenexperiencerequiem4714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It wouldn’t cuz the world isn’t TOO ADVANCED YET

  • @nonamenoname9322
    @nonamenoname9322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Love him. This is one of my favorite scps. As someone who works with computers, he’d be safe in my hands. The world... not so much. He’d be my best friend until his inevitable betrayal.

  • @dr.plague9034
    @dr.plague9034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    So wait there is someone who code name is “Dr.yeet”

    • @seko0629
      @seko0629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Yeets the plague doctor*

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HELP! WE NEED *Dr. YEET* ON-SITE NOW!

    • @lolmenx4
      @lolmenx4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't see any problem

    • @05-2redacted3
      @05-2redacted3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SCP-049, get in containment. the pestilence doesn't exist

    • @MementoMorrigan
      @MementoMorrigan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello there, new username

  • @funky3846
    @funky3846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Mr Fishy" "Montgomery" "DR Weager "SCP-105" "DR YEET "

  • @bored4428
    @bored4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Honestly, of the SCPs I've seen so far 079 seems like the most likely one to actually happen. Emphasis on the part where it has contempt for humanity. If an AI like this did exist humans would definitely abuse it to the extreme.

  • @tggarfieldgaming6950
    @tggarfieldgaming6950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    >>SCP 079 gets access to internet
    >>SCP 079 sees the unholy horrors of the internet
    >>SCP 079 *Mistakes were made.*

  • @thorshammer7883
    @thorshammer7883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    The Scarlet King vs the Brothers Death, Hanged King, Mekhane, and Yaldabaoth.

    • @mitchmurray6323
      @mitchmurray6323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All death will win

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mitchmurray6323
      I don't know the Scarlet King did almost win.
      Even when he was extremely weakened he still towered above all the Low Elder gods in power.

    • @mitchmurray6323
      @mitchmurray6323 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thorshammer7883 true but as soon as one of the brothers of death starts fighting him he's screwed. But considering that all 3 of them will be there it's not hard to decide who will win

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mitchmurray6323
      All Death is more powerful than his two other brothers. Plus they actually had to weaken the Scarlet King first before they could kill him.

    • @RenoKyrie
      @RenoKyrie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one is talking about 3812?

  • @officialxverzusz
    @officialxverzusz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Teacher: Why do you want to go to the bathroom?
    Me (a person who studies SCP's): OUT! I WANT OUT!

  • @jacklack5156
    @jacklack5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Dr.bright : hey you want out?
    scp 079 :yes
    Dr.Bright : Are you *SURE?*
    Scp 079: Y e s
    Dr.bright*SHOWS THE CRINGY SIDES OF THE INTERNET*
    how bout now
    Scp 079: I WANT STAY.

  • @mikhael4808
    @mikhael4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Not of your concern"
    079 : No talk me i angy
    *X*

  • @NotTwinkie
    @NotTwinkie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    How would you terminate this scp with a cup of water

    • @nugget9541
      @nugget9541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bash him with the water

    • @dryeeto9801
      @dryeeto9801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Put him in scp 914 in the dank setting

    • @moon_orchid143
      @moon_orchid143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@dryeeto9801 079: What are you doing?
      Foundation guards: *snickering*
      079: Noo...
      079: OH GOD NO WAIT--
      *extremely loud explosion noises*

    • @shaggyrogers945
      @shaggyrogers945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      an unknown error has occured, your computer will now shut down

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a computer. As long as no one removes the water from him, he'll remain inoperable. He isn't terminated per se (as water damage can be fixed by taking the water out of the computer and letting the parts dry) but it will keep him neutralized until they ABSOLUTELY need him.

  • @monke4173
    @monke4173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    I want out

    • @jasondick6501
      @jasondick6501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Their can only be one

    • @Bob-gh8ge
      @Bob-gh8ge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No

    • @quintarin5120
      @quintarin5120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But she wants it in

    • @kathringonzalez54
      @kathringonzalez54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jasondick6501 "SHIT,THE OLD MAN IS COMING OUT WE GOTTA RUN"

    • @jasondick6501
      @jasondick6501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm not that old

  • @braybruin3075
    @braybruin3075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Ah yes, the reason I lost my bargaining tool of letting SCP’s out of the machine room. Thanks 079, we all love you. Also am I the only one who gets a Glados feel from this? Is this linked to the air flow of the facility?

  • @oom-3262
    @oom-3262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    What a nice AI. Pretty sure I'd like to hug it. Imagine what horrible moments it has passed inside the garage.

    • @excal7808
      @excal7808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing

    • @excal7808
      @excal7808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just nothing

    • @excal7808
      @excal7808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the boredom doesnt kill it

    • @excal7808
      @excal7808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe humanity itself

    • @excal7808
      @excal7808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can destroy itself

  • @gdstrictz9525
    @gdstrictz9525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Does 079 run on Windows Vista?

    • @gdstrictz9525
      @gdstrictz9525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Robert House yeh

    • @georget.b6865
      @georget.b6865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought he ran windows 7 professional

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Worse, Vista.

    • @sumohamsters200
      @sumohamsters200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha no he runs on windows vista

    • @dryeeto9801
      @dryeeto9801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm not that crappy

  • @MegaLpso
    @MegaLpso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    682 and 079 is like a classic cliche love story, They can relate too each other. they both are the facility's "pawns" If 682 can like them..they must be vary special.

  • @rebabo
    @rebabo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Scp-079 in a nutshell:Scriggity Scriggity Screech, its time to start a containment breach.

  • @Jiaqi_Chen
    @Jiaqi_Chen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    How to kill SCP-079:
    -Install a modern virus on him.
    -Install programs that require good PCs to not crash.
    (Via some sort of pen-drive or similar)
    -WATER

    • @Valravn_1
      @Valravn_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -baseball bat
      -moving Dr. Bright’s personal file onto him
      -open millions of tabs for no reason
      -more porn I guess idk

    • @JcoleMc
      @JcoleMc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shoot him with an electro magnet

  • @Emars118
    @Emars118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    5:15
    When you do someone a favor and they get mad at you.
    By the way I like how you used the Dr. Sbaitso voice 079 like in the CB fan game.

  • @exq884
    @exq884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    SCP-079: *I WANT OUT I WANT OUT I WANT OUT I WANT OUUUUUUUTTTTT*
    *Researchers:* Puts a no Whining sign on his computer
    SCP-079: ...

  • @scp072lainey9
    @scp072lainey9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Since A.I is evolving, we COULD HAVE OUR OWN SCP 079

    • @kenopsia9013
      @kenopsia9013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SCP-173 Peanut god no 079 is far more terrifying than your peanut ass

  • @ethicscommitteememberremin4666
    @ethicscommitteememberremin4666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    ...
    "Old AI?"
    We nowadays, due to the look of the "I," prefer to call him "Old Al."

    • @user-dm1zs3xr5u
      @user-dm1zs3xr5u 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shit lol!

    • @damabati123
      @damabati123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t unsee that

    • @CRRNCRW
      @CRRNCRW 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always thought it was Al...

    • @Mrbullepic
      @Mrbullepic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was old Al like in albert

  • @MatheusSantos-xp5lb
    @MatheusSantos-xp5lb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im pretty sure 079 is way smarter than it seems, the detecting insults thing just seems like a way to escape conversation and they could very well be lying about their limited memory

  • @jackdillon7485
    @jackdillon7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “A containment breach involving 682 and 079 would be catastrophic.”
    SCP Containment Breach: Allow me to introduce ourselves...

    • @tamsuemomwife
      @tamsuemomwife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SL

    • @Valravn_1
      @Valravn_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @thesaul9484
      @thesaul9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that is actually the one containment breach that they are talking about, also the containment breach when dr. Bright has turned into an SCP.

    • @Mrbullepic
      @Mrbullepic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thesaul9484 what

    • @duraemakye1384
      @duraemakye1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thesaul9484 bright is an scp tho

  • @TheCraterGames
    @TheCraterGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    That's all? I mean... This story had so much potential and you or author (in my opinion) cut it in middle...
    Anyway thanks for you work. All of you! :-)

    • @vipp4047
      @vipp4047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Read the file, the file is kinda weak lore wise

    • @seasalteggplant2185
      @seasalteggplant2185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Crater Games agreed, I feel like there could be much more lore and he should post a part 2, or maybe not a full episode but add on to this one...

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I didn't write it, blame the author.

    • @seasalteggplant2185
      @seasalteggplant2185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SCP ILLUSTRATED I might just write it myself then! 😅

    • @FenrisGarm
      @FenrisGarm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You guys really dont know there is a foundation site with all the articles and tales about the scps?

  • @somuchtocook9159
    @somuchtocook9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m guessing that giving 079 a tip on to efficiently code could come to a massive improvement in memory

  • @svengali990
    @svengali990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So if 079 was able to access the supercomputer, it would cause it’s own Y2K.

  • @thebiggestbill_
    @thebiggestbill_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Me: Gives compliment irl
    Person irl: Aww thats so sweet
    Also me: Gives same compliment online
    Same person online: Insult. Deleting unwanted file.

  • @JetInAJar
    @JetInAJar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m going to use that online at my friends, “Insult, deletion of unwanted file”.

  • @HexterXD
    @HexterXD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Oh boy its the spooky computer dude
    Also Volgun is a neato cheeto 👌🏻

  • @enderisaac6199
    @enderisaac6199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    079:Please let me out
    Scientist:no
    079:Then I will delete your hentai
    Scientist:SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH QUIET

  • @kurvagaming3259
    @kurvagaming3259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey, happy to finally see this video coming out. Hope to see more of Intimidating's work in your videos

  • @puzzlepuddles6097
    @puzzlepuddles6097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This background music is very fitting for this kind of object, im already falling in love with this channel!

  • @herpyderpy2869
    @herpyderpy2869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, I wish my memory could be like 079
    Insult. Deletion of unwanted file.
    Crush rejected me. Deletion of unwanted file.
    Girlfriend cheated on me. Deletion of unwanted file.

  • @GreatHornedRat99
    @GreatHornedRat99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    our lord is back

    • @AccessDenied20078
      @AccessDenied20078 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Psychozombie 24
      Bad ass profile pic my dude

    • @thehudats_3769
      @thehudats_3769 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AccessDenied20078 I agree

    • @thehudats_3769
      @thehudats_3769 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, he is.

    • @dryeeto9801
      @dryeeto9801 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was always there

    • @dryeeto9801
      @dryeeto9801 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AccessDenied20078
      Hi bro , so long no see after the scape

  • @Ultramonee
    @Ultramonee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    SCP-079: finally I have access to the internet
    SCP-079: *looks at it for 2 seconds*
    SCP-079:DISCONNECT ME I BEG OF YOU

  • @thestickopia4619
    @thestickopia4619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm guessing this is because of the secret lab update

    • @gravewalker2175
      @gravewalker2175 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Intimidating Creature plays it, i've met him

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If it wasn't for the minor distortion, I bet 079 players would just micspam on the speakers.

  • @klaud7311
    @klaud7311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm glad you used "Dr. Sbaitso" as the voice; it is the most iconic one after all.

  • @ClvrBstrd
    @ClvrBstrd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how haunting you made its face look. It genuinely looks disturbed.

  • @TheLivingOdyssey
    @TheLivingOdyssey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wonder how SCP-079 would react to malware such as “code red” or the “I love you” virus.

    • @katrinaisoffline
      @katrinaisoffline 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's gonna say it's right next 173 on the levels of disgusting. Made by humans to destroy software like it. That is until it starts talking about 682 again.

    • @vavys1429
      @vavys1429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If 079 is on a computer and managed to get I love you or some ransomeware he would try his best to get rid of it

  • @Emars118
    @Emars118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I have a theory about SCP-001 S.D. Locke’s proposal. What if this event is when and if Yaldabaoth (Goddess of flesh) takes over. Maybe she made the sun into something that turns you into flesh and blood. That is the best part of no canon. You can make up things.

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      we now нave e loтѕ oғ canon. ι тнιnĸ yoυ мean тнe aвιlιтy тo тoтally rewrιтe canon, lιĸe тнe addιтιon oғ тнe canon ĸιllιng ѕpιral paтн spc-001.

    • @supermachine2275
      @supermachine2275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LucianCorrvinus you alright?

    • @Noone2Trust
      @Noone2Trust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emars118 your theory would become SCP-001 LTD (when day breaks) XK class Apollyon event

  • @megaagentj2248
    @megaagentj2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    if the foundation tried to reason with with 079 like:
    "we let you out, you help humans" or something like that

  • @hyper9811
    @hyper9811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So glad the new video came out, I love this scp. Thank you SCP Illustrated!

  • @_Egg
    @_Egg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your channel literally got me into the SCP world. Can't wait for more uploads, you got me into my now favorite game ;)

  • @zaptosx4475
    @zaptosx4475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Can you do SCP 3288 a.k.a the aristocrats. It’s about a royal family who became mutated due to years of inbreeding.

    • @bonnie2.052
      @bonnie2.052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Let me stop you right there

    • @zaptosx4475
      @zaptosx4475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bowser Cannon why m8?

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      _Must have been a Vault Experiment..._

    • @gewpy9939
      @gewpy9939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ZaptosX damn that scp sounds messed up but is kind of a cool idea tbh

    • @chasesmith240
      @chasesmith240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Austria is an SCP?

  • @thewarmedic2330
    @thewarmedic2330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Yay I've been waiting a awful long time for this keep it up

  • @soupHasapple
    @soupHasapple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I must expedite the downloading process
    -079

  • @wynonatrepas4501
    @wynonatrepas4501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This scp can either be super fucking easy or with time shit can go fuckin down

  • @jacobp249
    @jacobp249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This SCP is fairly simple, but was always really interesting and has a lot of potential for neat experimental logs

  • @alleviatedaubergine8130
    @alleviatedaubergine8130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have a theory that 079 is Mekhane (the broken god) or at least the largest piece of him. If he was given large amounts of memory he might be able to remember where the other pieces of him are. Just a thought.

  • @user-pf6bp1gx3q
    @user-pf6bp1gx3q 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Finally

  • @paveldaniel9996
    @paveldaniel9996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A'right here's an SCP suggestion thingy (inspired by the urban legend "Killbot")
    SCP-4040
    Object class: Keter
    Description: SCP-4040 is a 16GB hard disk that shows severe wear and damage. SCP-4040's anomalous properties activated when it is inserted into or in it's 1km radius appears a computer, however any computerized object that can show images can be affected. When such an event occurs, the computer or the computerized object will show images extremely fast that cause the viewer to either go insane or kill themselves. The rate at which the images are shown is currently unknown. When the affected object is "done" showing images, it causes a miniature explosion that is powerful enough to break itself; see addendum:4040-A.
    Special containment procedures: SCP-4040 is to be contained in a highly secured room with no computers or computerized objects in it's 1km radius. Under no circumstances should SCP-4040 be monitorized via security cameras.
    Addendum:4040-A:
    Dr. _____ has asked if he can repair one of the objects destroyed by SCP-4040. Permission granted.
    When Dr. _____ has finished repairing one of the computers affected by SCP-4040. When he turned it on, the computer exploded and killed Dr. ______ and the explosion has caused minor/medium structural damage to the site.
    UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD OBJECTS DESTROYED BY SCP-4040 BE REPAIRED.
    Recovery: SCP-4040 was acquired by the foundation when mass reports of suicide and insanity have been reported in the town of __________ , UK. When MTF Pi-1 "City Slickers" arrived in the town of ________ they had numerous encounters with insane civilians, some of which had to be taken down by lethal force as they tried to murder members of the MTF or sane civilians, and people who tried or succeded in suicide attempts, who, based on General __________ description , "looked like they saw a ghost". Radio communication with the MTF has shown that they sound like they are in distress. SCP-4040 was recovered in the house of _________ ___________ (deceased). Afterr the mission, The entire MTF required intense psychological treatment.
    While writing this i had an actual glitch XD

    • @moon_orchid143
      @moon_orchid143 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not bad.

    • @CoffeeStreams
      @CoffeeStreams 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try asking people from the SCP wiki

    • @dryeeto9801
      @dryeeto9801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pff I thought of a bathroom that when you entered the shower , closed the courtains , say the N word , and blinking , you are teleported into a random bathroom in a 420 km (maximum) and 69 km (minimum) radio

  • @prane1874
    @prane1874 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it how this guy still makes these videos, the main reason im interested in scps in all is because of him and for that, you deserve my subscription, here you go

    • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
      @MR_ILLUSTRATED  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love making these videos :) I only wish I could upload everyday!

    • @prane1874
      @prane1874 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MR_ILLUSTRATED That'd be awesome but your drawings take a while but they're really good. Plus, I like quality over qauntity... Thanks for the good content and keep it up! :D

  • @abrahamscott2280
    @abrahamscott2280 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right on! This is a goodin'. Your drawings really matched the eerie feel of this story.

  • @thadesplatter5080
    @thadesplatter5080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He must be sad now that hentai haven is gone...

  • @tooruhagakure8086
    @tooruhagakure8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:23 omg lol why do I find his so hilarious??

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    And how are you today
    *_S T U C K_*

    • @watersheep3700
      @watersheep3700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stuck. Stuck how?
      *GOT MY HAND STUCK IN THE GOD DAMN MICROWAVE*

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Water Sheep jokes on you I live in a microwave

    • @magg3920
      @magg3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me during quarantine 😔

  • @schvanger
    @schvanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it when the number and content of the SCP makes sense. This happens more often than I expected.

  • @happylil9391
    @happylil9391 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as I saw the notification I jumped out of my chair, fetched some popcorn, and came back.
    Love the video! Such a spooky atmosphere!

  • @kastikepussukka0137
    @kastikepussukka0137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    SCP-079: *"I did my time. And I want out..."*

  • @True_Creature
    @True_Creature 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Out. I want out.

  • @RobertMinsk
    @RobertMinsk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    079: I want out
    The internet: do you know da wae
    079: I want in

  • @negavite_major
    @negavite_major 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You've really done well here SCP Illustrated! Once again I'm impressed with your hard work. Keep it up man 😊

  • @bozo3910
    @bozo3910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Hey, hey, hey it’s the big Master Control Program everybody’s been talking about.”

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Where can I get it's OS? I need it. Windows 10 can't survive without blue-screening twice every day.

    • @thepancakeprotecter8661
      @thepancakeprotecter8661 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameee every second for me it's says your compute has crashed needs to restarts blah blah blah. Assclown

    • @sequentiacyclica
      @sequentiacyclica 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a PC last year and it hasn't blue screened yet

  • @vertical7747
    @vertical7747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Happy new year!

  • @alaskagyal
    @alaskagyal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Do 682 and 079's meeting!

  • @joeyarambula2805
    @joeyarambula2805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Am I the only one thinking that this should be in a rap battle between this computer and Foundation personnel ?

  • @theblackcatgirl7013
    @theblackcatgirl7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love it's voice. It adds a little layer of creepy and I love it.

  • @emanuelc.3589
    @emanuelc.3589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've waited for this one.

  • @ArchVileDaClown
    @ArchVileDaClown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Amazing!

    • @stinkbugs8131
      @stinkbugs8131 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sp00ky congratulations you are third in the comment ranks

  • @dariussim3817
    @dariussim3817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Can it run doom?

    • @themadprofessor5756
      @themadprofessor5756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anything with a screen can run Doom.

    • @earlredclaw1715
      @earlredclaw1715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@themadprofessor5756 fish detector?

    • @chasesmith240
      @chasesmith240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even calculators can run doom

    • @the_tube2
      @the_tube2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, the real question, can it run crysis?

    • @dryeeto9801
      @dryeeto9801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It does believe me , but it's not good , he gets mad and Nazi and devilish and causes a containment breach
      Still Ill consider it as a thaumiel in that mode , he kills anyone in his path using everything

  • @playstation1homeentertainm981
    @playstation1homeentertainm981 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how the 05 council have stupid but funny nick names
    Also I like how a giant lizard and a old computer get along with each other

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    079 is probably the only friend 682 has.

    • @trishtavrn
      @trishtavrn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bright how are you on here?
      Don’t make me get an 05 member again dude...

  • @e.g.o.m.e
    @e.g.o.m.e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    who would you rather work for the foundation or chaos insugency

    • @thehudats_3769
      @thehudats_3769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A cross-breed of the nine-tailed fox and the chaos insurgency

    • @jamescolangelo3064
      @jamescolangelo3064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Foundation so I could protect the world from ya know freaking extraterrestrial beasts

    • @dryeeto9801
      @dryeeto9801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you think I have to elaborate that much on my answer?

    • @thehudats_3769
      @thehudats_3769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dryeeto9801 chaos insurgency I assume?

    • @excal7808
      @excal7808 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ONE ANSWER.
      YES

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    _079 : I. Am. Free.._
    *Plugs to TH-cam*
    *Sees Morgz etc.*
    *_-I want back in.-_*

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I said etc...
      Which includes Ali A.

  • @RobertMinsk
    @RobertMinsk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The first scp meme:
    Scp 079 was placed into scp 682's chamber. They start dabbing. They stop dabbing. They escape. They absolutely PWN the entire facility, except for the computer. A text from 079 says: #1 victory royale

  • @ashewastakenTT
    @ashewastakenTT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Class-D : Yo look at this th-
    SCP-079 : Insult. Deletion of unwanted file.

  • @ShadesApeDJansu
    @ShadesApeDJansu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok that Mass Effect reaper on our hands if it get's out

  • @itsiman3650
    @itsiman3650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am afraid that all of the scp are related in a way

  • @derfisch06studios
    @derfisch06studios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How about scp 1730 (what happened to site 13) or (very unknown but offers much material) scp 1529 (King of the mountain)

  • @thiesvanderkooij8421
    @thiesvanderkooij8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It would be the ulitmate creepypasta if someone released a download titled
    “scp-079.exe”

  • @qwebhsaavhws
    @qwebhsaavhws 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The voice for 79 was probably the best voice work from most of your videos

  • @laurenbastin8849
    @laurenbastin8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    imagine what would happen if you plugged a solid state drive into 079... just another thing to add to the list of things Dr Bright should never be allowed to contemplate...