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Lynette hates socializing with people to the point she pretends to be a robot to avoid it. She's either climbing out the bathroom window or she just never showed up.
Lynette seems fine with socialising with people she knows or likes, as long as their not over the top I imagine. She’s said she would’ve liked Navia as a sister because she would be fun
I imagine she third wheels Lyney but is so quiet that you don’t even notice her and maybe still have a fine date (Lyney or Lynette herself offers to pay for her meal)
I feel a date with Neuvillette would end up turning into a water tasting date, kind of like wine tasting but with water. That way he gets to try all new types of water.
he would tell you drinking wine at 10am is unhealthy and orders water for you. and you better make him happy cus it might start raining and you ruin everyone else's dates too
I don't think Childe has multiple dates. He would however step away for a few minutes, go next door and get in a fight, and walk back in to the restaurant like nothing happened despite all the sirens converging nearby.
1000%! One of his main traits is being loyal. The f-boy persona is something the English side of the fandom believes of him because Griffin is pushing that image only because it benefits him
One of the main trait he is known is being loyal. So I really REALLY dont get why people keep thinking he is some playboy that has multiple dates and has multiple boy friends and girl friends. What in his character shows he is that type? I genuinely don't get it. This is not hate to anyone, I just really relaly don't get it
BUT WHAT IF he actually keeps stepping out because he has like 15 duels scheduled for the same day but his date doesn't know that and assumes he's sneaking off to see other dates
I think a date with Noelle would end up with her hearing someone calling for help in like Stormterror's Lair and then she instantly rushes off to help, forgetting that she was on a date in the first place
Tighnari I feel like would be yammering but it would be a sweet date, he would definitely bring a flower for his date and be gentlemen with his sarcastic and sassy humor
"i'm so sorry for bailing on you i got really busy" "omg i got really busy too we have so much in common" "wait so you didn't show up either?" "wait, YOU didn't show up?"
Ooh what if they both run into each other at the Jade Chamber like "oh you didn't show up to our date?" "wait you didn't show up either??" until Ningguang just orders them to take the rest of the day off
I think it would be fun if you randomized couples (like a spinny wheel or something) and then try to imagine how a date between them would go 😂 this was great too though!
That would be hilarious, but has a high risk of Koomax getting hate for "illegal ships" or putting their fave with someone other than their favorite ship even on a hypothetical date. Some Genshin fans are batshit crazy with harrassing over FICTIONAL ships. Almost none of the characters have confirmed ages, so it's up to each person to headcanon. But a lot of Genshin fans are like "when I headcanon that characters as underage and you ship them with someone I headcanon as adult even if it's just as a joke for a funny video, you're a pedo!!!" And even just height difference between a tall model and medium/short model gets called "illegal"... Also, sexualities. Someone headcanons a character with a certain sexuality or will claim they are "gay coded" and then it's homophobic to ship them with the opposite sex, so straight ships get a lot of hate. And then there are actual homophobes who will throw a hissy fit about any queer ship.
HC when Lyney finds out Lynette has a date he congratulates and convinces her to go; but once the date starts he drags Freminet with him to spy on her from the bushes,camouflage outfits and binoculars included
Alternate for Layla: she falls asleep before the date but her alternate personality comes out and goes in her stead. It goes great but they agree to just be friends so that OG Layla doesn’t wake up only to discover they are now dating someone~
Kaeya would arrive but not show himself up to you until JUST before you're about to leave because you think you got stood up. He would definitely do something like that >_>
AS A CHILDE LOVER I GOTTA COME IN AND DEFEND HIM FROM THE F-BOY ALLEGATIONS (not actually mad just gotta do my boy justice) That man is a family man, we all know that from his story quest and all of his talkings about Tonia, Teucer, and Anton. This man is either yapping your ears off about his little siblings and telling you ALLLLLLL about the gifts he's getting them or fun things they're doing together. OR. Childe is a family man, he's not going on dates just to pass time or whatever, he's looking for someone to settle down with. He's going to be respectful and pay for your meal (no matter how much you spend (case and point him paying for Traveler and Zhongli during the AQ AND his story quest)). He CAN be rizzlord but he's not messing around😤
In the words of Kaveh, “THANK YOU OH MY GOD THANK YOU” People mischaracterize him so badly like it’s actually sad😭 the whole point of his story quest was to show that despite his harbinger status, he’s a rlly caring family man😭😭 and then like everything hes said and done has shown that hes actually a very loyal guy☹️. I feel the same about Kaeya too, he also is SO mischaracterized it’s sad. He’s made to be some kind of extraverted player when in reality, 1) bro is probably too busy dealing with his internal struggle to care about romance, and 2) his whole story and everything about him is that behind his outward extroversion, he’s actually a shy guy who hates taking credit for things (Adelaide talks abt this in his hangout, and we see it in Jean’s story quest when he refuses to take credit to planning the party for her). And any of his “flirty” behavior is really just him being friendly because that’s how he gets information and runs his info network w the treasure hoarders. Being a Childe and Kaeya enjoyer who understands their characters and lore sucks sometimes because you constantly have to explain them to people😭
A character trait of his is being INCREDIBLY LOYAL TOO- He also very well would stick by the traveler because he can fight someone without risk of murder (just one reason)
As an Ajax lover from day 1, your opinion has been approved of. Good job comrade ❤🎉✌🏻👍🏻 He is a family man, he loves, he has the 'id kill for you' vibe. He is rich, loyal, strong, charismatic, can cook, can clean. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?! I DONT SEE ANYWHERE IN HIS CHARACTER OF HIM BEING A PLAYBOY! ALL I SEE IS A LOYAL HOMEGUY!
I agree with the ganyu placement, but for a completely different reason she has a character story that talks about, the more important an occasion is, the more she strives for perfection, but the more nervous she gets. as a result, despite normally being punctual, she arrived late for the rite of descension once because she spent 2 hours making sure her outfit wasn't similar to the one she wore last year. she's got a lot of voicelines where she worries about her appearance too. all the voicelines they've shown for her new skin are also of a similar pattern, they're all ganyu making sure evrything's perfect or her worrying if she put everything on right. so I could imagine ganyu spending hours picking the right outfit and not showing up because of that. after that, she'd then be too embarrassed to ever talk to her date again. for a similar reason, I also see ganyu ending up in the tier of "too nervous to talk".
People thinking Childe is a playboy with multiple dates will never fail to amuse and confuse me ngl. What about him shows he is that type? He's always known to be a loyal guy. I hope this doesn't sound like a hate, still a great video nontheless I am just genuinely confused cause everything he has done in game is due to his loyalty to his queen and family
Oh god, the image of both travelers on a date and they both think the other one is third-wheeling. And their date just doesn't know which of them was supposed to be come but they're fine either way
I think Shenhe would be the type to say I love you on first date because she’s very bold. Also because Cloud retainer would definitely teach her some tips before Shenhe on goes date and then proceeds to follow her secretly to see how the date goes. Shenhe would probably misunderstand how a date goes and just does straight to I love you, let’s go out scenario.
I do feel like Furina’s kind of depends on if it’s before or after the archon quest. Before the archon quest, yes, 100% ordering all the fanciest food. After the archon quest, she slips out the window because the fancy food isn’t worth the human interaction lol
She fully would be the kind to say “I love you” but not in a direct way because she’d be too embarrassed to be that forward, especially on a first date
Shinobu would 100% third-wheeling Itto'a date, but she do it to help with the date, like scolding him when he does wrong! Like a wingman but more strict 😂
I feel like childe would try really hard to be normal but he'd be SO AWKWARD AND SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE because this boy literally fell in the space hole at 14 and then got thrown into the military, there was no time to learn how to date people properly (except maybe fellow harbingers question mark???) so yeah he'd sweat and try really hard to impress you and that's so damn CUTE 10/10 WOULD DATE AGAIN
@@derp_dragons the "hey girlie" was a mistranslation and you should look it up. in Chinese he's greeting the traveler with more respect and politeness. he also addresses all female characters he meets with respect, there's not a single line of his I can think of that could hint him be flirtatious. also, my point still stands, this man may be charismatic on the outside, but he's a whole mess in any romantic situation. all he knows is battle, ice fishing, drinking firewater with comrades who are chill enough, and taking care of his family. oh yeah, and world domination
@@kivvz8453 I didn't mean to upset you or invalidate your comment by what I said. A person can be flirtatious and still be awkward in a dating situation. Personally, I like the EN version where he's more flirty because it added to him being a bit of a goofball and the thought of him being flirty on a date but also awkward at the same time is funny to me. But in the end it's all up to any of us to decide in which light we want to see the character. :)
@@derp_dragons oh no I'm so sorry if I came off as rude, it wasn't my intention!! I can get a bit too defensive about this ginger man, but that's no excuse to upset another person because of a fictional character. your vision of him is also interesting and I like the idea 🤝
@@kivvz8453 Not at all, I just felt I overstepped with my comment so I wanted to make sure you know I meant no offense. And I didn't know the EN version took that much of a liberty with his portrayal so that's something new I learned thanks to you. 💚 (and I totally get being defensive, it can get frustrating when a good chunk of the fandom ignors the majority of a characters personality and backstory)
Zhongli is the perfect mix of spends all of dates’ money and talks too much because when we first met him he did just go on and on and spend money he didn’t have and we were lowkey on a date with Paimon 3rd wheeling just SHOOK
or she shows up but you don't know she is there because she is hiding and watching. (Influenced from the Xianyun trailer, she is watching the traveler fish from behind the tree.)
Ganyu and Keqing don't show up because they have a work date with each other...7 days a week. They're the types that need to star in a Hallmark movie to remind them there is more to life than work.
3:16 technically he already did that in the new beetle event (it was the group's money and not a date's but still). Best part is it was a reunion party and he wasn't even supposed to be there.
Also, can you do HSR on this too? I can totally imagine Dan Heng IL... Dan Heng: uh Person: Would you like to order some food. Dan Heng: No, I'm fine. Person: Would you like to...talk? Dan Heng: No, I'm fine. Person: WOULD YOU LIKE TO KISS? Dan Heng: No, I'm fine. Person: would you like to continue this date? Dan Heng: No, I'm fine. Person: "leaves* March 7th: That sucks, Dan Heng. Dan Heng: No, I'm fine. Dan Heng, inside: ARGHHHHHH THE WORLD HATES ME!!
I need to make a separate comment for my love Yoi: Yoimiya is prob the smoothest talker among the character in game. The girl is so good at white-lieing she white-lies herself without realizing. This makes her superficially the best candidate to take out on a date. But it's going to be hard reading her feelings. She's just going to say "Oh I'm happy. Thanks for all this great memories." but you won't know if she's truly happy or not. Hell, even Yoimiya herself won't know. Even if something goes wrong on the date, she's just going to go "oh come on, you know me. I'm already so happy you try to treat me so nicely." and she's not lying when she says that; That's what she knows. But is that what she truly want? No idea, no?
ironically: the only true sign we know of "when Yoimiya is happy" is when she shuts up and just enjoys the scene and the nuance of the event. so yeah. there's simply no way you can truly know whether she's truly happy or not, until she herself takes the step forward to do something out of the ordinary to tell you that she has fallen in love with you. Maybe a kiss? or maybe a hug? something like that.
aw this was so cute! all your hcs are so funny tier list idea: genshin characters on a plane (who slept the whole time, asked for more snacks, watched movies, etc.) or on like an overnight school trip or something lol
I love that my popsicle boys are in one category. Chongyun, Mika, and Freminet are my sons, and I put them in the same team as Wriothesley as motivation to grow up big and strong, and 20% more confident.
Kaveh is so on point though. Considering how much he talked about Alhaitham during that dinner (with the traveler, Collei, Cyno and Tighnari) he would 100% still talk about him on a date.
BDSM flare-up, I can't! Imagine him being on a date, gentlemanly and perfect, his date spills a drink or something and he just takes out a riding crop, lifting his dates chin up with it and say "you've been naughty, I'll have to punish you." with a soft voice, being all charming. 🤣 (and no, I'm not laughing at Koomaxx, I'm laughing at the image!) Edit: Seeing Wanderer just now, I think there should have been a category "makes their date cry and just leaves them sobbing". Edit 2: Hot take, Dehya would rank 2nd in the perfect date category. She KNOWs how to treat her date and make them feel special. Sorry Kazuha, she's downranking you to 3rd (even though, surprisingly, for me they both have a similar energy to them - like, they're there with you in the moment, enjoying the time but you just know tomorrow or in a few days they're on their way because that's just how they are).
I usually don't leave comments on this video but a saw some replies about Childe's character, and both sides were right. Here's how I personally think it would go if it were a date with me. I have made my own tier list on similar terms. (Childe was in the tier I named "We had 1 date") Childe is charming and charismatic before we get to the restaurant, when we sit down, he starts talking about his siblings, which I would find cute, I would talk about my brother and my cousins. Then as the dinner gets later he starts talking about battles cause that's all he knows, and with great details like "did you know if you did this, this would happen? Pretty cool right?" And then it would gross me out and I would be the one jumping out of the bathroom window, leaving him to wonder "Did I do something wrong?" and he still pays.
yall keep painting kaeya as a player. I'm lowkey tired of it. this is the same guy who arranged a whole birthday party for jean and was shy to take the credit for it. the same guy who purposefully left the tcg cards in cats tail so that traveller can play tcg. the only scenario where he'd be having dates with two people is when he wants some information out from them.
I was there for the live and I'm so so happy that Albedo, one of my favourite characters, ended up in the category i suggested 😭😭. Also that you acknowledged that Xinyan would be great, because she's great. :DD
I personally do think that Ganyu, Keqing and Jean would always show up because they are very responsible. So they would do an all nighter just so they have the time to go out on the date. Since the moment they agree, they would do their best to fulfil their promise.
One of Childe’s trait is being loyal, so I highly doubt he has multiple dates. Hell I imagine one of the few reasons Childe likes the Traveler so much is because WE’RE ACTUALLY SOMEONE HE CAN FIGHT WITHOUT THE RISK OF CAUSING MURDER 😭 Tbh a reason I find this tier list hard to list is because I can’t imagine some of these characters being with anyone else Like Kaveh? Dude I do not imagine him with anyone else but Alhaitham Also Navia would definitely be a 10/10 date for me. I love her design, her personality is fucking fun, she’s such chaos yet nice I just AUGH LOVE HER
Good luck making it past the first date with Childe and Yelan with one who's idea of a fun date is a fight to the death, and the other silencing you if you're a criminal
Hear me out! Shinobu asked Itto to be her 'fake date' in a social event, the gang found out, and thought they were in a 'real date', tried to ruin the date all night, thinking they would disband if they married Shinobu finds out, gives them a scold, and into laughs at it for the rest of the night 😅
Fischl to the too nervous to talk, when it comes to romance she collapses. Bruh Ganyu, Jean and Keqing are the type to come down to seconds on time wtf you on about, might not have time on their schedule at all tho. Noelle literally ended under a tree with a rose looking into the travelers eyes on not a date. Kokomi seems like the type that'd have the date at her or her partners house and would just nerd out the entire time and if invited out would just be curteus. People forget she's literally a princess. Rosa would either be secretly be uwu or have a really hard time showing affection for her partner. If she wasn't interested to begin with would 100% just decline the date. That bot row should just be renamed to declines the date.
When we are talking about personal relationships, Keqing always seems to be kinda unsecure. I'd personally put her in the "too nervous to talk" category. For me, the perfect date might propably Yoimiya, I simply love fireworks.
Now we should vote on the most awkward date pairings. Imagine poor Freminet with Fischl. That boy is going to spend the next month on the bottom of the ocean.
The Kaveh one is more accurate than you thought because IIRC Collei has a voice line about Kaveh where she says he was complaining about his roommate(Alhaitham) the whole time, so it's literally confirmed what tier he's in
I feel like Ayaka would say I love you on the first date. She isn’t used to interacting with people in a less formal way so I assume she would try to act normal and fail miserably
I agree with most of these, though I'm pretty sure Freminet would fflee but make it up to you, the anxiety kicked in too hard. On the other hand: servant boy Thoma third wheeling Ayato
There's 2 sides to Neuvillette: Either he asks you many questions about you, or he's so busy with politics in Fontaine that he straight-up can't show up.
You know if you date Itto it's basically dating the entire Arataki Gang. I can see them pumping him up and giving terrible relationship advice that he thinks is genius. Shinobu would be straightening Itto's collar and coaching him on proper date etiquette that would mostly be forgotten or ignored. He would be fixing his hair in the reflection of a spoon in the middle of dinner while making wild (and possibly illegal) suggestions for the next date.
Also im not standing for this Zhongli or Furina slander. Furina is both fairly wealthy and frugal with spending. Zhongli isn't broke or a big spender he just isn't used to clapping his hands and creating Mora of nowhere, and he'd be very strict with the social contract aspects of a date. He'd take you some nice places or cook some banger dish and youd spend three hours listening to his war stories.
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What about Nahihi?
8:46 i feel like both Lyney & Lynette would be third wheeling Freminet's date
@@InterstellarKo-komi If you meant Nahida she is a kid so she should not be dating.
Lynette hates socializing with people to the point she pretends to be a robot to avoid it. She's either climbing out the bathroom window or she just never showed up.
and lyney arrived for her
@hutothetao omg yes, he’s on 2 days at once since he’s covering for Freminet too
Lynette seems fine with socialising with people she knows or likes, as long as their not over the top I imagine. She’s said she would’ve liked Navia as a sister because she would be fun
I feel like she would also spend the dates money on sweets
I imagine she third wheels Lyney but is so quiet that you don’t even notice her and maybe still have a fine date (Lyney or Lynette herself offers to pay for her meal)
I feel a date with Neuvillette would end up turning into a water tasting date, kind of like wine tasting but with water. That way he gets to try all new types of water.
Fr bro can never stop yapping about water
he would tell you drinking wine at 10am is unhealthy and orders water for you. and you better make him happy cus it might start raining and you ruin everyone else's dates too
He can try my body wat-
I’m just imagining he has a whole array of water glasses on the table, kind of like the way people arrange glasses to play music on them
He will judge his water according to the Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale
I don't think Childe has multiple dates. He would however step away for a few minutes, go next door and get in a fight, and walk back in to the restaurant like nothing happened despite all the sirens converging nearby.
his date: hey you hear those sirens?? thats crazy i hope everyones okay
childe, wiping blood off his knuckles: hmm? oh yeahhh
1000%! One of his main traits is being loyal. The f-boy persona is something the English side of the fandom believes of him because Griffin is pushing that image only because it benefits him
yes pure tartoolgi energy XD
One of the main trait he is known is being loyal. So I really REALLY dont get why people keep thinking he is some playboy that has multiple dates and has multiple boy friends and girl friends. What in his character shows he is that type? I genuinely don't get it. This is not hate to anyone, I just really relaly don't get it
BUT WHAT IF he actually keeps stepping out because he has like 15 duels scheduled for the same day but his date doesn't know that and assumes he's sneaking off to see other dates
Kaveh: *complains about Alhaitham the entire date*
His date: "You, uh... are you sure I'm not the one thirdwheeling you two, or...?"
Kaveh: “yeah yeah yeah it’s fine SO ANYWAYYY-“
LMAO
Ok, Kaveh, just say you're jealous of Alhaitham already.
Do we have to go through this (literal) song and dance every single time?
@@darthva31 tell us, you're jealous...
@@marismoments39don't just assume bruh
I'm surprised chat didn't put Yoimiya in the talkative category when her demo has a section at the end to show just how much she can talk.😭😭😭
I think a date with Noelle would end up with her hearing someone calling for help in like Stormterror's Lair and then she instantly rushes off to help, forgetting that she was on a date in the first place
Fuck i can already she why i should marry her
Tighnari I feel like would be yammering but it would be a sweet date, he would definitely bring a flower for his date and be gentlemen with his sarcastic and sassy humor
Noelle will just runs straight towards a wall, leaving a hole with her silhouette looney toon style
Yeah we have to take her to a place where we can be alone, otherwise it will happen exactly that 💀
@@frustrella._.3398HELP???( Kinda true...)
Alhaitham would also be the kinda guy to just not turn up.
I can see that too!!
Yae Miko's character quest ends with her spending all the Traveler's money so 😆
He has a (male)wife waiting at home. He's busy!!
Yae Miko literally ordered too much food to scam the traveler out of their money in her story quest hahaha
I love the idea of Ganyu and Keqing having a date together and then neither of them show up
"i'm so sorry for bailing on you i got really busy"
"omg i got really busy too we have so much in common"
"wait so you didn't show up either?"
"wait, YOU didn't show up?"
Ooh what if they both run into each other at the Jade Chamber like "oh you didn't show up to our date?" "wait you didn't show up either??" until Ningguang just orders them to take the rest of the day off
@@dankemems4701 pfft 😆😆😆
I imagined it as both of them totally forgot, and someone maybe Ningguang asked them how the date was and both where like "what date?" Haha
I think it would be fun if you randomized couples (like a spinny wheel or something) and then try to imagine how a date between them would go 😂 this was great too though!
That actually sounds funny
That would be hilarious, but has a high risk of Koomax getting hate for "illegal ships" or putting their fave with someone other than their favorite ship even on a hypothetical date. Some Genshin fans are batshit crazy with harrassing over FICTIONAL ships.
Almost none of the characters have confirmed ages, so it's up to each person to headcanon.
But a lot of Genshin fans are like "when I headcanon that characters as underage and you ship them with someone I headcanon as adult even if it's just as a joke for a funny video, you're a pedo!!!"
And even just height difference between a tall model and medium/short model gets called "illegal"...
Also, sexualities. Someone headcanons a character with a certain sexuality or will claim they are "gay coded" and then it's homophobic to ship them with the opposite sex, so straight ships get a lot of hate. And then there are actual homophobes who will throw a hissy fit about any queer ship.
HC when Lyney finds out Lynette has a date he congratulates and convinces her to go; but once the date starts he drags Freminet with him to spy on her from the bushes,camouflage outfits and binoculars included
canon
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Omg and lyney and Lynette would also do this if fremi got a date
REAL
The urge to write a fanfic about that
Alternate for Layla: she falls asleep before the date but her alternate personality comes out and goes in her stead. It goes great but they agree to just be friends so that OG Layla doesn’t wake up only to discover they are now dating someone~
Alternate Layla goes on the date and wakes up halfway through and then OG Layla heads out the window xD
Remind me that's Moon Knight scene with Jake goes flirting and leave Steven going to date lol.
Thoma is the man among men. he'd pay attention to your preferences, your allergies, interests and accommodate. 100/10! male wife for the win.
In the Arataki beetle brawling event in Liyue Itto was both third wheeling Kuki and ate a weeks worth of ingredients in the Wanmin restaurant.
I feel like neither of them could ever go on a date without the other showing up.
Kaeya would arrive but not show himself up to you until JUST before you're about to leave because you think you got stood up. He would definitely do something like that >_>
I love all the Archons being next to each other lol.
That's what being penyless does to you, you're just happy to get a free meal. 😂
Where is nahida?
@@Bakeme0bsessedshe's a child
@mangostestes9371 Well, technically, she still is greater lord rukhadavata, but it still makes sense as to why she wasn't included.
Hu Tao would turn the date into an advertisement for Wangsheng Funeral Parlor
I ca see that- 💀😂
diluc def jumped out of the window to deliver justice if the date happened at night
As a current Diluc main, he would 😆🔥🖤
AS A CHILDE LOVER I GOTTA COME IN AND DEFEND HIM FROM THE F-BOY ALLEGATIONS (not actually mad just gotta do my boy justice)
That man is a family man, we all know that from his story quest and all of his talkings about Tonia, Teucer, and Anton. This man is either yapping your ears off about his little siblings and telling you ALLLLLLL about the gifts he's getting them or fun things they're doing together. OR. Childe is a family man, he's not going on dates just to pass time or whatever, he's looking for someone to settle down with. He's going to be respectful and pay for your meal (no matter how much you spend (case and point him paying for Traveler and Zhongli during the AQ AND his story quest)). He CAN be rizzlord but he's not messing around😤
YES SOMEONE GETS IT
Exactly!
In the words of Kaveh,
“THANK YOU OH MY GOD THANK YOU”
People mischaracterize him so badly like it’s actually sad😭 the whole point of his story quest was to show that despite his harbinger status, he’s a rlly caring family man😭😭 and then like everything hes said and done has shown that hes actually a very loyal guy☹️. I feel the same about Kaeya too, he also is SO mischaracterized it’s sad. He’s made to be some kind of extraverted player when in reality, 1) bro is probably too busy dealing with his internal struggle to care about romance, and 2) his whole story and everything about him is that behind his outward extroversion, he’s actually a shy guy who hates taking credit for things (Adelaide talks abt this in his hangout, and we see it in Jean’s story quest when he refuses to take credit to planning the party for her). And any of his “flirty” behavior is really just him being friendly because that’s how he gets information and runs his info network w the treasure hoarders.
Being a Childe and Kaeya enjoyer who understands their characters and lore sucks sometimes because you constantly have to explain them to people😭
A character trait of his is being INCREDIBLY LOYAL TOO-
He also very well would stick by the traveler because he can fight someone without risk of murder (just one reason)
As an Ajax lover from day 1, your opinion has been approved of. Good job comrade ❤🎉✌🏻👍🏻
He is a family man, he loves, he has the 'id kill for you' vibe. He is rich, loyal, strong, charismatic, can cook, can clean. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?!
I DONT SEE ANYWHERE IN HIS CHARACTER OF HIM BEING A PLAYBOY! ALL I SEE IS A LOYAL HOMEGUY!
I agree with the ganyu placement, but for a completely different reason
she has a character story that talks about, the more important an occasion is, the more she strives for perfection, but the more nervous she gets. as a result, despite normally being punctual, she arrived late for the rite of descension once because she spent 2 hours making sure her outfit wasn't similar to the one she wore last year. she's got a lot of voicelines where she worries about her appearance too. all the voicelines they've shown for her new skin are also of a similar pattern, they're all ganyu making sure evrything's perfect or her worrying if she put everything on right.
so I could imagine ganyu spending hours picking the right outfit and not showing up because of that. after that, she'd then be too embarrassed to ever talk to her date again.
for a similar reason, I also see ganyu ending up in the tier of "too nervous to talk".
There should of been a category called “was too smooth its creepy” and put lyney and heizou in there
People thinking Childe is a playboy with multiple dates will never fail to amuse and confuse me ngl. What about him shows he is that type? He's always known to be a loyal guy. I hope this doesn't sound like a hate, still a great video nontheless I am just genuinely confused cause everything he has done in game is due to his loyalty to his queen and family
its because of his eng va 😒
Oh god, the image of both travelers on a date and they both think the other one is third-wheeling. And their date just doesn't know which of them was supposed to be come but they're fine either way
I think Shenhe would be the type to say I love you on first date because she’s very bold. Also because Cloud retainer would definitely teach her some tips before Shenhe on goes date and then proceeds to follow her secretly to see how the date goes. Shenhe would probably misunderstand how a date goes and just does straight to I love you, let’s go out scenario.
CR: "This one demands grandchildren"
I do feel like Furina’s kind of depends on if it’s before or after the archon quest. Before the archon quest, yes, 100% ordering all the fanciest food. After the archon quest, she slips out the window because the fancy food isn’t worth the human interaction lol
Nah if you and furina get along well enough to go on a date she'd be hyped as heck but she'd respect your wallet
She literally hates fancy or "adventurous" food, her ideal date is McDonald's lmfao
@@CircusFoxxo fr the best kind of date
@@THATBrokeAroSpecWallet she'd also take you to see the most fire movie or play imaginable, then take you to some hole in the wall restaurant
Ayaka pretty much all but confessed to Traveler during her story quest, I feel like she should've been in "Says I LOVE YOU on the first date."
She fully would be the kind to say “I love you” but not in a direct way because she’d be too embarrassed to be that forward, especially on a first date
I'm convinced that Ayaka is the type of person who after the first date thinks they're already married
Shinobu would 100% third-wheeling Itto'a date, but she do it to help with the date, like scolding him when he does wrong!
Like a wingman but more strict 😂
like a babysitter
Small correction: any date with Childe is a 10/10, even if he has another date
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I feel like childe would try really hard to be normal but he'd be SO AWKWARD AND SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE because this boy literally fell in the space hole at 14 and then got thrown into the military, there was no time to learn how to date people properly (except maybe fellow harbingers question mark???)
so yeah he'd sweat and try really hard to impress you and that's so damn CUTE 10/10 WOULD DATE AGAIN
You're saying that about a guy who "hey girly"s a complete stranger the first time they meet. ;)
@@derp_dragons the "hey girlie" was a mistranslation and you should look it up. in Chinese he's greeting the traveler with more respect and politeness. he also addresses all female characters he meets with respect, there's not a single line of his I can think of that could hint him be flirtatious.
also, my point still stands, this man may be charismatic on the outside, but he's a whole mess in any romantic situation. all he knows is battle, ice fishing, drinking firewater with comrades who are chill enough, and taking care of his family. oh yeah, and world domination
@@kivvz8453 I didn't mean to upset you or invalidate your comment by what I said. A person can be flirtatious and still be awkward in a dating situation. Personally, I like the EN version where he's more flirty because it added to him being a bit of a goofball and the thought of him being flirty on a date but also awkward at the same time is funny to me.
But in the end it's all up to any of us to decide in which light we want to see the character. :)
@@derp_dragons oh no I'm so sorry if I came off as rude, it wasn't my intention!! I can get a bit too defensive about this ginger man, but that's no excuse to upset another person because of a fictional character. your vision of him is also interesting and I like the idea 🤝
@@kivvz8453 Not at all, I just felt I overstepped with my comment so I wanted to make sure you know I meant no offense. And I didn't know the EN version took that much of a liberty with his portrayal so that's something new I learned thanks to you. 💚
(and I totally get being defensive, it can get frustrating when a good chunk of the fandom ignors the majority of a characters personality and backstory)
I think if Wanderer went on a date and if it went fine. he is gonna be a complete tsundere about it.
Im happy yo finally see Thoma on the top of a tier list, did not expect to be this one.. VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT :P
Zhongli is the perfect mix of spends all of dates’ money and talks too much because when we first met him he did just go on and on and spend money he didn’t have and we were lowkey on a date with Paimon 3rd wheeling just SHOOK
I feel Shenhe would show up to the date but would be basically quiet the whole time. Not too nervous to talk but just that she doesn't talk much.
Either that or she threatens to harm the waiter who messes up a drink order
or she shows up but you don't know she is there because she is hiding and watching. (Influenced from the Xianyun trailer, she is watching the traveler fish from behind the tree.)
Ganyu and Keqing don't show up because they have a work date with each other...7 days a week.
They're the types that need to star in a Hallmark movie to remind them there is more to life than work.
3:16 technically he already did that in the new beetle event (it was the group's money and not a date's but still). Best part is it was a reunion party and he wasn't even supposed to be there.
Lol this is so accurate! I really hope you keep uploading these videos, underrated content creator
Also, can you do HSR on this too? I can totally imagine Dan Heng IL...
Dan Heng: uh
Person: Would you like to order some food.
Dan Heng: No, I'm fine.
Person: Would you like to...talk?
Dan Heng: No, I'm fine.
Person: WOULD YOU LIKE TO KISS?
Dan Heng: No, I'm fine.
Person: would you like to continue this date?
Dan Heng: No, I'm fine.
Person: "leaves*
March 7th: That sucks, Dan Heng.
Dan Heng: No, I'm fine.
Dan Heng, inside: ARGHHHHHH THE WORLD HATES ME!!
Hehe I knew Rizzley will be 10/10 he knows when to have fun. ❤
Navia goes in the tier beyond perfect date, guaranteed marriage ASAP
There should be a category like "their date run away" for people like yaemiko or lisa
Miko canonically spends too much of your money when you go to that restaurant with her... as in your entire paycheck for writing for her...
Someone brings Bennett on their date like 'listen I just need the attack buff..."
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I like the idea of Ayato actually has another date, But he's so good at hiding it You'll never know
Yeah Yammers Part is me and my girlfriend on first date we literally talking so much that we hung around till 11 pm 😂 and came home gaming together
That’s the best when two yammer’ers get together, perfect match and good conversation!
I need to make a separate comment for my love Yoi:
Yoimiya is prob the smoothest talker among the character in game. The girl is so good at white-lieing she white-lies herself without realizing.
This makes her superficially the best candidate to take out on a date. But it's going to be hard reading her feelings. She's just going to say "Oh I'm happy. Thanks for all this great memories." but you won't know if she's truly happy or not. Hell, even Yoimiya herself won't know.
Even if something goes wrong on the date, she's just going to go "oh come on, you know me. I'm already so happy you try to treat me so nicely." and she's not lying when she says that; That's what she knows.
But is that what she truly want? No idea, no?
ironically: the only true sign we know of "when Yoimiya is happy" is when she shuts up and just enjoys the scene and the nuance of the event.
so yeah. there's simply no way you can truly know whether she's truly happy or not, until she herself takes the step forward to do something out of the ordinary to tell you that she has fallen in love with you.
Maybe a kiss? or maybe a hug? something like that.
Her story quest in sumeru was a date, we even rizz her a little at the end
But she'd be a perfect date in any case
aw this was so cute! all your hcs are so funny
tier list idea: genshin characters on a plane (who slept the whole time, asked for more snacks, watched movies, etc.)
or on like an overnight school trip or something lol
I love how you didn't include the childern
And aloy lol
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But nahida isn’t a child lol
Where did my reply go 😭
@@Light.Of.Kshahrewar2.0 sorry I was hungry
I love that my popsicle boys are in one category. Chongyun, Mika, and Freminet are my sons, and I put them in the same team as Wriothesley as motivation to grow up big and strong, and 20% more confident.
Thanks for always posting such fun content, Koomax!! ♥
personally i think childe should be in 10/10 date cuz he wouldnt have more than one hes too loyal for that..
Kaveh is so on point though. Considering how much he talked about Alhaitham during that dinner (with the traveler, Collei, Cyno and Tighnari) he would 100% still talk about him on a date.
Pyro makes up half of the perfect date.
This was such a fun stream to catch live! The intro bloopers will live on in the moment forever ❤
Why do I think zhongli would be yapping about tea the entire time 💀
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BDSM flare-up, I can't! Imagine him being on a date, gentlemanly and perfect, his date spills a drink or something and he just takes out a riding crop, lifting his dates chin up with it and say "you've been naughty, I'll have to punish you." with a soft voice, being all charming. 🤣
(and no, I'm not laughing at Koomaxx, I'm laughing at the image!)
Edit: Seeing Wanderer just now, I think there should have been a category "makes their date cry and just leaves them sobbing".
Edit 2: Hot take, Dehya would rank 2nd in the perfect date category. She KNOWs how to treat her date and make them feel special. Sorry Kazuha, she's downranking you to 3rd (even though, surprisingly, for me they both have a similar energy to them - like, they're there with you in the moment, enjoying the time but you just know tomorrow or in a few days they're on their way because that's just how they are).
I usually don't leave comments on this video but a saw some replies about Childe's character, and both sides were right.
Here's how I personally think it would go if it were a date with me. I have made my own tier list on similar terms. (Childe was in the tier I named "We had 1 date")
Childe is charming and charismatic before we get to the restaurant, when we sit down, he starts talking about his siblings, which I would find cute, I would talk about my brother and my cousins. Then as the dinner gets later he starts talking about battles cause that's all he knows, and with great details like "did you know if you did this, this would happen? Pretty cool right?" And then it would gross me out and I would be the one jumping out of the bathroom window, leaving him to wonder "Did I do something wrong?" and he still pays.
koomaxx can you do a genshin tier list of them at a crime scene,idk i think it would be funny love your vids
Love this video, but the mischaracterization of childe makes me sad
yall keep painting kaeya as a player. I'm lowkey tired of it. this is the same guy who arranged a whole birthday party for jean and was shy to take the credit for it. the same guy who purposefully left the tcg cards in cats tail so that traveller can play tcg. the only scenario where he'd be having dates with two people is when he wants some information out from them.
realll! i thought him having two dates for funs and giggles was ooc
I was there for the live and I'm so so happy that Albedo, one of my favourite characters, ended up in the category i suggested 😭😭. Also that you acknowledged that Xinyan would be great, because she's great. :DD
Ganyu would never forget an appointment! She might be overworked, but her executive functioning is top notch.
Oh Ayato would def treat his date like a princess/prince
Wonder where Arlecchino and Sandrone would be on this
This is the most unbiased tier list I’ve ever seen
1:55 Pocket wants to be sponsored as well
She’s so nosy always sniffing my snacks 👁️👃🏻👁️
Daeya would be 10/10 cause she would take you out to an absolute adventure out in the sands. Or a brawling tournament with Rizzlord Jailer....
I personally do think that Ganyu, Keqing and Jean would always show up because they are very responsible. So they would do an all nighter just so they have the time to go out on the date. Since the moment they agree, they would do their best to fulfil their promise.
I would melt if it was Thoma brooooooooo (I happen to have a cryo vision, took that quiz 5 times)
I think this pretty accurate yeah. Itto would definitely also be in the third wheel category when Shinobu goes on a date. With gang as well lmao.
One of Childe’s trait is being loyal, so I highly doubt he has multiple dates. Hell I imagine one of the few reasons Childe likes the Traveler so much is because WE’RE ACTUALLY SOMEONE HE CAN FIGHT WITHOUT THE RISK OF CAUSING MURDER 😭
Tbh a reason I find this tier list hard to list is because I can’t imagine some of these characters being with anyone else
Like Kaveh? Dude I do not imagine him with anyone else but Alhaitham
Also Navia would definitely be a 10/10 date for me. I love her design, her personality is fucking fun, she’s such chaos yet nice I just AUGH LOVE HER
Good luck making it past the first date with Childe and Yelan with one who's idea of a fun date is a fight to the death, and the other silencing you if you're a criminal
Hear me out! Shinobu asked Itto to be her 'fake date' in a social event,
the gang found out, and thought they were in a 'real date', tried to ruin the date all night, thinking they would disband if they married
Shinobu finds out, gives them a scold, and into laughs at it for the rest of the night 😅
See this is a peak story right here.
Fischl to the too nervous to talk, when it comes to romance she collapses.
Bruh Ganyu, Jean and Keqing are the type to come down to seconds on time wtf you on about, might not have time on their schedule at all tho.
Noelle literally ended under a tree with a rose looking into the travelers eyes on not a date.
Kokomi seems like the type that'd have the date at her or her partners house and would just nerd out the entire time and if invited out would just be curteus. People forget she's literally a princess.
Rosa would either be secretly be uwu or have a really hard time showing affection for her partner. If she wasn't interested to begin with would 100% just decline the date.
That bot row should just be renamed to declines the date.
hello past twitch me glad your "talks too much" category was accepted xD this was very fun to see live
With Baizhu at 3:40, you left out the aspect where he'd be too focused on your health, always nitpicking everything you eat...
When we are talking about personal relationships, Keqing always seems to be kinda unsecure.
I'd personally put her in the "too nervous to talk" category.
For me, the perfect date might propably Yoimiya, I simply love fireworks.
you should do a tier list on what role a character would get in a musical/play!!!!
Now we should vote on the most awkward date pairings. Imagine poor Freminet with Fischl. That boy is going to spend the next month on the bottom of the ocean.
I think they would surprisingly get along tbh. They’re both really into their fantasy worlds and fairytales
Wriothesley and Neuvillette having a perfect date with each other would actually be so real-
10:12 now that you say that, imagining Cyno also saying that to finish the 'I Love You dog boy gang' but making it part of a joke
you know the characters so well this was a great tier list! XD
Razor says i love you because he thinks it just means he cares about the person and doesnt know its extreme to say on a first date
The Kaveh one is more accurate than you thought because IIRC Collei has a voice line about Kaveh where she says he was complaining about his roommate(Alhaitham) the whole time, so it's literally confirmed what tier he's in
I feel like Ayaka would say I love you on the first date. She isn’t used to interacting with people in a less formal way so I assume she would try to act normal and fail miserably
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Also, Layla was on the right spot. She would be sleeping at the date's time, LMAO
I feel like Beidou would be in one of the top two categories because I personally can't see her dating multiple people at once
I agree with most of these, though I'm pretty sure Freminet would fflee but make it up to you, the anxiety kicked in too hard. On the other hand: servant boy Thoma third wheeling Ayato
There's 2 sides to Neuvillette: Either he asks you many questions about you, or he's so busy with politics in Fontaine that he straight-up can't show up.
NAVIAAAAAA!!! she didn't come home... All my freaking primos...
You know if you date Itto it's basically dating the entire Arataki Gang. I can see them pumping him up and giving terrible relationship advice that he thinks is genius. Shinobu would be straightening Itto's collar and coaching him on proper date etiquette that would mostly be forgotten or ignored. He would be fixing his hair in the reflection of a spoon in the middle of dinner while making wild (and possibly illegal) suggestions for the next date.
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Alhaitham would not show up to the date wdym. (I have not finsihed at this point in time)
Also im not standing for this Zhongli or Furina slander. Furina is both fairly wealthy and frugal with spending. Zhongli isn't broke or a big spender he just isn't used to clapping his hands and creating Mora of nowhere, and he'd be very strict with the social contract aspects of a date. He'd take you some nice places or cook some banger dish and youd spend three hours listening to his war stories.
I love that most of Pyro users are 10/10 dates with their hype vibe ❤
The way all the pyro 4 stars are up in perfect date except the lawyer
Bro, really with Ayaya? Man, she would DEFINITELY say “I love you” on the first date if the date was with Sora, lmao
Okay but I feel like Wriothesley would be a 100/10 date lol
I think Furina would yammer. I always say I want to see her and Fischl in a story together so they can battle who will talk more.