Madame Web and its Press Tour are Driving Me Insane
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Madame Web and its Press Tour are Driving Me Insane
Hey guys welcome back to the channel!! Sorry i've been kind of mia lol, long story short a video I've been working on has been having some copyright hiccups so in the meantime I wanted to talk about Madame Web LOL. (that other vid should be out soon tho). But seriously idk if yall have also been seeing the rollout for this damn movie but i've been fascinated by every facet of it from the merch(??) to the press interviews to the actual movie itself. And of course none other than our definitively ranked nepo baby dakota johnson is starring so of course I was going to tune in... People were also calling it the new Morbius which listen! I felt left out last time because I didn't watch that one! So we're becoming Madames today...
I'll admit going into it I really didn't think it was going to be as ridiculous as the early reviews were saying but just.. wow lol. It was like.. kind of fun though?? It reminded me a lot of watching the 365 days movies with yall so I thought it'd be fun to do a video on it since it's been like over a year since I've done a movie video on here lol. This is sliiightly different tho, since the movie is still in theatres I can't include any clips of it in the video, kind of like when I reviewed the first After movie ions ago so this time around I tried to do some workarounds to see how it would turn out. If you have seen the movie though let me know what you thought of it!! Was it like so bad it was kind of good for you too or just plain bad lmao.
Ok this is getting long lol I'll wrap it up, hopefully you guys enjoy the video! if you do feel free to like and subscribe it really helps me out but otherwise I'll see yall in the comment section byeeee
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thanks casey, i used nordVPN so my local police department didnt see me buy IMAX tickets to Madame Web.
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My favorite part of Madame web was when she tells the girls “you guys should meet my sister.” And then she looks directly at the camera and says “her name is Charlotte” and then they reveal that Madame web was actually a prequel to Charlotte’s Web.
this comment is underrated
I knew it
@ville__ Don't tempt me with a good time.
You're joking but in the comics Madame Webb is an elderly woman and her granddaughter is named Charlotte.
I’ve always hated the Charlottes Web book, there’s literally never been a time I’ve read it without crying myself sick. And the worst part is that I hate spiders, so idk why I feel sorry for her 😭 (sorry this is off topic)
you CANNOT tell me Miss Dakota cannot act when she had to sit through all of those interviews with a straight face knowing damn well that movie was shit
That's the thing though, her interviews just made people more convinced it was going to be shit
Anyone reading this thread, don't respond to the weirdo. It's some sort of weird rage bait nonsense, just report and move on.
I mean, I'd say she still can't act because it was very clear she was full of shit during the press tour.
@ville__who are you better than, some rando? And who are you? You could have atleast introduced yourself with a name. What an out of pocket thing to say😂 Unfortunately no one knows about you BUT don’t you worry, everyone knows about your cult group, we all know, you’s are like one of those stories on the news people half pay attention to while bored💀 oh, and you could have atleast put a little more emotion into stomping on the pride flag, one of the most boring things I’ve ever watched in my life🙄 chronically half assing everything you do.
Why does she takes these godawful roles
Like why
I love how the plot just revolves around Dakota Johnsons's character just being resentful that her mom DIED. Not that her mom abandonded her or neglected her, but that she died like how are you gonna hate your mom for getting beat tf up then passing away lmao.
Her character hates her mom because she went on a trip near the end of her pregnancy when she knew it was dangerous for both her and the baby. She doesn't know that, *spoiler alert* , her mother was trying to find a cure to save her unborn child. It's cheesy, but that's kind of the movie's whole shtick.
@@AJaeH that makes more sense to be resentful of her mom doing dangerous stuff at 9 months pregnant, but still very funny to me lol. Thank you for that explination though, I'm sure the movie directors conveyed this plot *super well* and didn't make it vague or hard to understand for the viewers/s
My mother was angry at her 5th husband for dying .
He was a Chain Smoking Alcoholic.
You can’t make it make sense but that’s how it beees sometimes 😂
I liked the backstory and the reveal of the reason for the dangerous travel a lot. Her mother argument with the doctor was great. Not the best super hero movie, but definitely a good one.
@@guidomersmann9744
How? The villain was having visions of a future that was never going to happen to him
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as a peruvian, spider people crawling down our walls is a huge problem, can’t believe madame web made fun of such a serious topic
fr, poorly made representation everyone knows spider people are a sensitive matter 🕸
Confirmo (i can confirm this)
Exactamente no lo puedo creer smh 😔
#Peruvianlivesmatter. Cancel madame web... Oh they did that themselves😂
speak your truth, I still have nightmares
I can't believe anything Dakota Johnson says after the Lime Incident™️
she would never lie to me…
i trust everything she says bc of that. shes just like me fr
No @sevenpuddingsx that's not the truth
That video is still one of my favorite pieces of content on the internet. "My cat Chicken is buried here, which is not funny but I don't know why I think it's funny to tell you that. The pool is heated a little so I can go in it all the time." is the original “he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died" and nothing will ever top those two line reads!! 💀💀💀
She love limes...she just loves them.
dakota johnson’s energy during the madam web press tour is my current mental state
Lmao same
My dad was SO excited for this movie and took our whole family to see it on Valentine's Day. After watching the whole thing, I spent the car ride home trying to defend it because I didn't want him to feel bad.
Also I was the only one out of the four of us to realize that Ben was THE Uncle Ben, and that the baby at the end was Spider-Man
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oMFG 😭😭😭😭
There were also a bunch of things that made us howl with laughter. Like:
- How did Baby Web make it to NYC? Did the spider besties fly with her and then abandon her? Did they mail her? Why didn’t they raise her in the Amazon?
- How much did Mother Web actually know about researching spiders before her trip to the Amazon? Did she also have clairvoyance and see some 2024 Facebook post about spiders curing neuromuscular disorders?
- Why did the NSA lady tell Ezekiel the actual passcode? Sure, you could say that the venom impaired her cognition so she immediately gave it up. But that doesn’t excuse her having her whole ass badge on the nightstand
Wait is that fr? 😭 I thought his name being Ben was a reference to Parks and Rec (I don’t watch Marvel movies)
That's was nice of you to do for your dad.
Dakota Johnson Try to land a role in a good movie *CHALLENGE* (Impossible) (Manager Fired)
Wasn't she in Suspiria and Cha Cha Real Smooth? iirc they were critically acclaimed.
@@pillbugm8914yeah I loved Susprira 2018 way more than the original version which even its biggest fans admit has barely a plot going on.
Suspiria and A Bigger Splash are right there!
the social network
I mean The Lost Daughter wasn't bad
I think we need you to adress the whole Kate middleton BBL oompa loompa Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow situation while listening to pop icon Julie Ragbeer and sipping 97 yr old coke
im in deep conversation with The Unknown about this very subject
@@caseyaonso4270the secret chocolatier that lives in the walls of the factory?!?!
@@caseyaonso4270 The unknown probably does have all the info
Can you please explain?
Huh???
I work at an AMC, and lemme tell you, this movie was the first time I've ever seen a genuinely completely empty theater.
Dang😭
Ironically, the first time I ever experienced that was also a Marvel movie; it was The Eternals. Technically better than Madame Web, but I enjoyed Madame Web more lmfao
Someone said dakota Johnson brings the exact right type of energy this movie deserves, and i couldnt agree more
"Paul or something" i fucking screamed
timestamp?
5:33
you can’t spell madame web without morbius!
You can try
morbis madame web. omg ur right
The way you watched the movie twice and didn’t know Adam Scott was supposed to be Uncle Ben 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That is insane to me as well. ...
and emma roberts being mary parker / peter’s mother lmao
@@piecesofgold98WHAT!!!!
It's that bad
wait what 😭😭
The shot of Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder and the implication that a 4 year old child drew it had me CACKLING
thomas jefferson miku binder isn’t real and can’t hurt me
@@kroadleThat's what my therapist keeps telling me 😔
Imagine your child actually drawing that and asking you to hang it on the fridge
I lost it when i saw it
No worries on missing out on any Morbius jokes, part of the joke was that no one saw it. Like they put it in theaters twice in hopes that the memeification would get people to watch it and allow it to profit, and it didn't, and that's hilarious.
No one takes L's quite like Sony
Damn, that’s tragic. 😭😭😭
Hey! We were all busy that day!
@@kavinsky2 sony's repertoire is L after L with the spiderverse movies being their only W's sandwiched in between
Casey: "listen"
Me: 👂👁️👄👁️👂
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for the theater i was in, when madame webb's mom died the entire audience burst into laughter it was amazing
Honestly what a beautiful experience, everyone was on the same page 😂😂
The madame web ocean spray bottle genuinely sent me howling
2005, Stephenie Meyer writes Twilight, in which a character oddly is carried up a tree > 2009, E.L. James writes a BDSM fanfic of Twilight, which is later turned into the novel 50 Shades of Grey > 2015, Dakota Johnson stars in the film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey > 2024, Dakota Johnson stars in Madame Web, in which a character is oddly carried up a tree
Everything is a web. A mandame one, even
@@Sofia-wh9jr Mandame LMAO- 💀
@@carinasunil I just noticed the typo. Dammit lol
Edward calls Bella *spider* monkey > madame web is a spider person.
It's all connected
as a lover of bad movies, this movie was a blast to watch. i had to hold in my laughter to not annoy the other audience members. i think in a few years people will revisit this movie and really respect/appreciate the cringe in the way they do twilight or the room
I wasn't interested in the movie before but this specific kind of bad has me wanting to check it out
@@isfpoissonno same cause i love watching some good bad movies 😅
Yeah, this is one of those bad but love to watch. I cried but the movie was laughable 😅
I would say that Morbius while also bad became a meme pretty quickly basically being a monolith of bad movies, madam web probably won’t have that impact but the cringe is still cringe it’s up there just not the peak of all cringe
@@nightwish1453 Nah; despite the memes, nobody is actually rewatching Morbius. It's too oversaturated. This, however? Nobody cares, and it also by default doesn't appeal to most dudebro comic book adaptation lovers, so I think it's more likely to have a half-ironic, half-unironic resurgence in a few years time.
Casey just not noticing that Adam Scott was playing Ben Parker is so iconic
If I remember right, there’s legitimately a line where somebody tells the villain “they’re just teenagers!”
And he says “they won’t always be teenagers”
A+ writing
The writers' brains are trying to imagine an idea. And the end result after all of that "hard work". Very disappointing.
“they won’t always be teenagers. i’m the future they have powers”
NOT THE CUPCAKKE MOAN at 4:21 CASEY I HAD THIS ON BLAST AT HOME 🕸💀💀💀💀
😭😭😂
IM SORRY 😭😭
Same 😭😭😭
the way it sounds like ur explaining a fever dream u had i can’t 😂
Madame Web was a blind elderly paralyzed clairvoyant who made several appearances in the Spiderman cartoon in the 90's voiced by Stan Lee's wife. She used to guide Peter by giving him advice. She never did any physical superhero stuff. It would of been better if she was in a Spiderman movie played by Helen Mirren instead of giving her own movie which clearly flopped.
yep, i remember madame web from the 90s spider-man cartoon, so i was highly befuddled when i saw they had cast dakota johnson of all people. so sad we’ll never get helen mirren madame web 🥲
that "i felt worthless, i felt gay" clip was like a punch to the solar plexus. i can't stop giggling
Like where tf did that come from 💀-
Haha yeah it's a social standing that comes with a lot of external disappointment 😅😅
the fact that casey watched that movie TWICE and still didn't get that adam scott was supposed to be uncle ben (and that emma robert's son who was born at the end is peter parker!!) is so reassuring because same
Dakota Johnson press tour energy is on the same spectrum as Robert Pattinson, like there's some sort of manic detachment that I really enjoy
Madame Web is awesome! The messy press tour, the movie, the fact that when I saw it in theaters one of my nephews ran away from our seats forcing his mother to chase him around the cinema for 50 minutes before settling down to watch the last 40. It’s all so important to me.
Oh my god! 😭😂. Respect to your nephew 🙌
Im from peru and watched the movie drunk on the cinema. It was a fever dream, plus having my country linked to such a shitshow is truly honouring and chaotic, the white amazonian spider gang had me cackling
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I felt that the time I watched The Winter Soldier and they made a point to pause in the movie to say that the evil scientist working for Hydra was not German but Swiss. And I was like: Hey I guess it's the American way to tell us they're mad for the banks things that happened in the beginning of the 2010's haha. It was the first time I watched a movie where it seemed really important to tell that the villain was from my country. It was kinda funny (because screw HSBC haha)
"People are watching it on their PS3s."
*Shows an image of a PSP*
This is either S-tier comedy or S-tier obliviousness. Either way, I'm here for it. Don't ever change, Casey.
that's when you know it's truly a Casey Aonso video
we haven't had a movie this messy since Don't Worry Darling and I'm so here for it
at least florence acted her heart out in that one
And the movie was interesting and we'll design and edited. Just bad execution or plot at the end. The guy was ridiculous
this film had the audacity to almost be the fun kind of bad and still underdeliver lmao
Emma Roberts’ baby? It’s Peter Parker. As in Spider-Man. Adam Scott? Uncle Ben. That’s why this film was obsessed with spiders
My favourite part of the movie was when dakota johnson yelled "its webbin' time!" and then started webbin over all the bad guys
We cannot forget the opening ambulance scene where there were over 23 cuts of madam driving
one of my friends was the only person in the theater when she saw it so she got to be an absolute menace in the audience with nobody there to stop her
Me and a Bumble date watching Cats
WAKE UP NEW CASEY AONSO VIDEO DROPPED
she's always leaving us but we'll keep coming back!!
15:59 SHE'S FLYING AIR TAYLOR 😭
the shutterstock watermark is so madame web coded
I nearly spat out my drink when you mentioned the Colleen Hoover baby, I was NOT expecting that.
is no one going to talk about the fact that the villain was dubbed the whole time 😭 every time he was talking it cut to someone else and his mouth never matched the words. what the hell happened behind the scenes 😭😭😭
I think I saw an article saying he wasn't fluent in english so they hired an actor last minute to dub all his lines
there was an entire scene when his lips were shut but he was speaking 😭😭😭😭
I was so curious what species of kpop stan you are for so long but then I realized you have a public spotify account. Thank u for satiating my random curiosity and now I will enjoy the video more enlightened than before. ily thanks again
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when dakota answered the question with "what percent of marvel movies have you seen?" with "4" i was like alright, 4 movies is ok. but the question was how many percent!! with 33 marvel movies out right now... 4% is 1.32 marvel movies lol
i need the casey aonso stock footage cut of every movie
The pregnancy cut literally has me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
casey you don't understand how long i've been waiting for you to upload
We both laugh at our son's big balls.
Last week I watched persuasion (2022) with Dakota Johnson in it and yeah it was basically like this with “go girl give us nothing” (it was so bad)
my mom and i watched it. i was in real physical pain for the whole movie
The editing is genuinely hilarious in this video
i’m glad u made this video bc i kept hearing everyone talk abt it but couldn’t be bothered to watch it 😭
The final battle was so funny to me. The warehouse it takes place at shows up earlier in the movie. It's full of fireworks (?) And caught on fire (which is why web and co get called away from that baby shower). One of the firefighters makes a comment that it could turn into a bomb at any moment. Despite that, in the final battle, nobody cleared all those fireworks! Also the villain is crushed by the pepsi sign that was on top of the warehouse. Cinema.
Not Madame Cupcakke at 4:25
casey i need you to know i vibe so much with your music taste that ive been binge-listening to doughnut by twice ever since you posted something ab it on twitter. so you Know i recognized that 6:28
truly one of the best winter songs evERRRR
i've watched 3 Madame web reviews and I really didn't understand the movie until you actually explained the plot bit by bit. Plus your edits are so funny 😭
I know you were joking but the fact you didn’t mention Lisa Frankenstein is a crime it slayed
I feel like I saw the movie twice while watching it once. The most inferring thing about it was once the story started going forward, we are suddenly transported back 20 mins in the film. So I am think the script was for a 30 mins short that will all the back tracking ended up being a feature length film. The actors did the best they could with the worst script imaginable.
your rendition of invisible string is all i ever needed in my life
You can tell. There was more hype surrounding the Bob Marley movie than this movie. Even the people weren't trying with the marketing campaign and Dakota was unsure with its reception. No wonder Bob Marley dominated the box office on opening weekend because it's Bob Marley and he's known internationally.
all i know about this movie is pepsi. pepsi. pepsi.
pepsi
As soon as you said her spirit was in the pool, my brain saw that one scene from Scooby Doo where they’re floating around in that pool and switching bodies.
I watched this with my mom and she just complained about how much she hated Dakota the whole time and kept calling her a “nepo baby”. It was a chill day.
This video is like. my comfort video. I can't stop coming back to it every few months. It's got me scaring my cats becuase I'm laughing out loud. Thank you.
the editing in your videos is so good it has me cackling in my seat
can't wait for the madame web sequel called Madame Web: In Space
0:42 You don't understand... Not watching the movie IS apart of the Full Morbius Experience. i do not believe a single person on this earth has actually watched Morbius all the way.
That CH drowning scene has become a war flashback at this point
i feel like its gonna age like catwoman or elektra like we all know by no means are those movies good but.... were gonna go back to watch them again cuz they were somehow iconic and a fun thing to watch and not take too seriously
as someone with family from the peruvian amazon i can confirm we climb up trees like the cullens from when we are very young
your editing is so fucking funny omg i’m wheezing at 4am
that jared leto hello had me belly laughing less than a minute into this thing
I love my algorithm for bring your channel to me literally instant favourite. i've been watching your videos for 3 days straight and i literally cannot stop i feel like the little voice in my brain came alive as you.
I recently started watching you a week or two ago and was watching all of your older vids waiting for you to post, I'm so glad you posted and I really love your channel ♡
thank u sm!! 🫶🏻☺️
The editing in this video is incredible . You’ve genuinely perfected your craft.
THE POPPY VINYL IN THE BACKGROUND OMG TASTE
the edits and clips u use are so funny 😭😭 feels like i've seen the movie lol. plss never stop making videos ily
everything about this is amazing the editing, the clips, the memes, and references! *chefs kiss*
NEW CASEY VIDEO FINALLY WE ARE SAT
Dakota doing more acting in her press tours than in her actual movies.
the paramadame and the random doughnut at 6:28 sent me over the edge. 😭 i almost choked on my water.
Best review made on this movie so far. Love that it talked about specifics rather than "bad writing" as a vague concept.
I was just thinking of where you were, and you're back! Always love to see your takes
I love how chill this was
You kinda wrecked the movie
WITHOUT wrecking the movie
And still made me want to watch it lmao
It's a whole vibe, Im here for it
i genuinely started squealing when i saw casey released a video. i sound INSANE.
LMFAOOO 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Your hair with the blonde bangs looks AMAZING, you've found the optimal cut and color for you seriously!
Your cut on the editing was HILARIOUS 😂
if i ever had access to a time machine i would travel back to the individual moments that each actor realised this isn’t a marvel movie
This should have been in the credit of the movie.
20:34 it's giving the dog that's been horrendously burned but actually just has a slab of ham on their face
okay we have to address that your hair looks amazing
thank uuu 😭🫶🏻
“I think it was like paul or something”
“He’s uncle ben lmao”
The way that made me choke on my cake
the way i thought you were bald but still had hair somehow (love the hair queen) (its giving monk)
she definitely bleached it herself and it did not turn out well ..
nooo lol im too scared to do that myself- im growing out the warmer colour at the bottom and it takes time to do it before i can darken my roots back up 🤷♀️
UR HAIR CASEY, I AM UNWELL IT LOOKS SO GOOD
casey, adam scott played UNCLE BEN lolol. like, you know the baby that was born was peter right???????? omg.
Putting in the adin ross TH-cam short is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
your hair in this looks so good!! a lil different a little bit more mullet
6:29 here for twice doughnut appreciation
6:02 i cant believe you used miku binder for this you made me choke on my drink
This is some Morbius levels of storytelling
Not suprising cause it’s from the same people