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  • Twin and Dark play as part of the news network ANN and join US forces in liberating Malden and saving some game devs. Enjoy the random moments and somewhat funny highlights from this mission! Zeus-ed by Zapper
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  • @twinmasters3459
    @twinmasters3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    I forgot I was wearing a balaclava the entire time

    • @TheSealinBlack
      @TheSealinBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “What’s more incognito than one balaclava? DOUBLE BALACLAVA!!”

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheSealinBlack sovietwomble fanboy

    • @JoMiMi_h
      @JoMiMi_h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BariBro sovietwomble hater

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JoMiMi_h never said i hated him

    • @blacktemplarsergeantwalker9874
      @blacktemplarsergeantwalker9874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Twin your my favorite reporter

  • @darkslave2011
    @darkslave2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    "How are we supposed to cut out the war crimes if its live?"

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry

    • @IMP_ROM
      @IMP_ROM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh god.

    • @somanosanghirun1580
      @somanosanghirun1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@12.7x99mm you're that one dude who just recently discovered rick rolling

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@somanosanghirun1580 No, It's just unavoidable. Instead of the link I just put the lyrics.

    • @JVYR3
      @JVYR3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      e

  • @epicsam2000
    @epicsam2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    US military populated by vampires invades Malden. kills orphans and the homeless while blowing up 6G towers to rescue Polish game devs. what a plot.

    • @candle_eatist
      @candle_eatist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Waiting for anime adaptation of this

    • @bobkudla6960
      @bobkudla6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I Mean, they're czech developers not polish but everyone get's it wrong

  • @iceblender5334
    @iceblender5334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "They solve over 800 problems per minute" - lol

  • @SGTJackMorgan
    @SGTJackMorgan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This brought back flashbacks of dealing with reporters.
    Brilliant work as always, very enjoyable watch!

  • @Kethploy
    @Kethploy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    • @whatsup6787
      @whatsup6787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ONE OF US, ONE OF US

    • @jonathandear4914
      @jonathandear4914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      >

    • @void8617
      @void8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Enemy" orphanage.

    • @JayMMecra
      @JayMMecra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im guessing thats a reference to Ace Combat 7

    • @void8617
      @void8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JayMMecra I think its a reference to a different ace combat.

  • @WithTwoFlakes
    @WithTwoFlakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "Is that a 5G tower?" Comedy Gold, I almost spat my beer over the keyboard. The rest of it was pretty damn funny too.....

    • @epicsam2000
      @epicsam2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *6G tower FTFY

  • @dingle849
    @dingle849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The RP is so good that I forget it's a game.

  • @activeentropy
    @activeentropy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    They need to save the game devs to help give ARMA a better physics engine.

  • @SamBDeadIsland
    @SamBDeadIsland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Twin as a reporter? oh boy

  • @reggieremix6492
    @reggieremix6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Glock 40 problem solver Lmao

  • @Thebanedude
    @Thebanedude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    it's weird to hear Twin not yelling in an arma video
    EDIT: nvm he does yell when dark got blown up 11:03 the world is right again

    • @twinmasters3459
      @twinmasters3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Failed my no yelling run

    • @Aaron-ty8hw
      @Aaron-ty8hw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@twinmasters3459 Lasted as long as your No nut November challenge kekw

  • @notpoto
    @notpoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Poor Twin trying to get in the camera for proper roleplay and Dark just keeps on walking.

  • @Darklotor
    @Darklotor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hey, Polish person here, I laughed at the part where you started talking about Polish game devs, cyberpunk, Obama and Witcher gift. Had fun watching the whole video, as always since I'm watching you - great work :D

  • @averymicrowave1713
    @averymicrowave1713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    ANN will never fully grasp the full extent of the Vampire Lords' grasp on the US Military and their secret cloaking technology developed by Polish game devs

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If this doesn't become the plot of an actual movie someday, I'll be so disappointed.

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a lot of people know this, but the Witcher series was actually a documentary of life in Poland. The vampires in that were really self-insert characters meant to represent the devs.

  • @pablodundas6851
    @pablodundas6851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:03 Journalist´s guide to firearm identification in a nutshell

  • @xibo2971
    @xibo2971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "you dont have rights. --you're filipino."
    it's true, we don't have rights

    • @anshgamerforfun4399
      @anshgamerforfun4399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it hurt me when he said that its like white privilege are they looking down on us?

    • @theburgernoder2441
      @theburgernoder2441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anshgamerforfun4399 “boohoo he said a joke!”

    • @Louis-gr4cz
      @Louis-gr4cz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have more rights than the American people have

    • @arjanmandin3136
      @arjanmandin3136 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where

    • @jamsanator0511
      @jamsanator0511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anshgamerforfun4399 “boohoo he said a joke’”

  • @b0mberm4n87
    @b0mberm4n87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I couldn't watch the entire video, the orphans being killed by the Americans made me really sad, thanks Dark for showing us the truth.

  • @bojangle6091
    @bojangle6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    BY THE JARL, Dark? It is good to see you on our day of need

  • @dropsskies4424
    @dropsskies4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "How are we supposed to cut out the war crimes" "Add pops up"

  • @theburningtankman9411
    @theburningtankman9411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This news coverage is more accurate then CNN, FOX, and MSNBC combined

  • @egg3666
    @egg3666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The ace combat reference got me a good giggle

  • @unwillfullyignorant7805
    @unwillfullyignorant7805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how you can tell that everyone there wanted to just unload their magazine into them.

  • @Zogger568
    @Zogger568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how goofy these missions are. I think there are mods adding video cameras and microphones for press people.

  • @WordsofHeresy
    @WordsofHeresy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Terrorism: its a family business

  • @thepierogidealer2588
    @thepierogidealer2588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Is that an AK-47?"
    I almost shit myself. The media in a nutshell lol.

  • @lilcommandergaming8573
    @lilcommandergaming8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he said “how are we gonna cut out the war crimes if this is live” I got an ad, nice

  • @underagednut9135
    @underagednut9135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:18 underrated joke

  • @ebowden1168
    @ebowden1168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy does a really good impression of an msm reporter, takes literally everything out of context to make the military look bad lmao

  • @henrygoginsky
    @henrygoginsky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while

  • @milkstuff2870
    @milkstuff2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Those orphanes were combatants

    • @whatsup6787
      @whatsup6787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They where the missing of the Kunduz hospital incident

  • @Irishspartan1337
    @Irishspartan1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This concept is great & I hope we get more of it!

  • @sogpen6006
    @sogpen6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im so glad i came across this channel

  • @vin9865
    @vin9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The caderamen aiming at his friend with a Javelin looks safe. xD

  • @Strohhalmi
    @Strohhalmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:10 that fucking got me lol "they solve over 800 problems per minute"

  • @its_dippy6779
    @its_dippy6779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "We are U.S citizens."
    "No your not, you're Filipino."
    Ah. Just as bad then.

    • @Aaron-ty8hw
      @Aaron-ty8hw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based and Taco Pilled

  • @dickogumshoe7879
    @dickogumshoe7879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6G towers.... funniest stuff I've ever heard pal

  • @gatis3395
    @gatis3395 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's one high tech camera

  • @brian_sipe
    @brian_sipe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I guess that was Science talking, but I'll be damned if he doesn't sound identical to Jared from Wrench Every Day.

  • @Iarezootouchy1
    @Iarezootouchy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "dark, did you get that"
    "No the camera wasn't rolling but I got a GoPro on my camera"
    ???

  • @Thunderchicken69
    @Thunderchicken69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The most realistic war correspondent footage I’ve ever seen
    “Where the fuck are we? Where did he land us at?”

  • @vicentegodoy5493
    @vicentegodoy5493 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    as soon as the mission ends everyone just snaps towards the fucking press LMAO

  • @thatasianplayer
    @thatasianplayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "No you're not, you're Filipino" Ah so basically Asian-Pacific Mexican-Americans lol

  • @FPS_miyagi
    @FPS_miyagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (every reporter from california)
    omg is that a automatic semi pump action revolving 2 shot anti air anti personnel anti tank AR15!!!
    shiver me timbers thats spooky

    • @jamsanator0511
      @jamsanator0511 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AHHH NOO GUN SCARWYYYY ( i__i )

    • @FPS_miyagi
      @FPS_miyagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamsanator0511 ooowowow spooky big sound maker!!!!

    • @jamsanator0511
      @jamsanator0511 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FPS_miyagi nooOo guN gO BANG BANG Hurt my precious ears

    • @FPS_miyagi
      @FPS_miyagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamsanator0511 ouchy my ear drums are TRIGGERED!!!!

  • @Democracy_Bringers
    @Democracy_Bringers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how he said “blue balls express”

  • @somanosanghirun1580
    @somanosanghirun1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "They're shooting the orphans!"

  • @lagudoufu
    @lagudoufu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Next time I get on Arma I’m doing this 😂

  • @justafloofbean2342
    @justafloofbean2342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "They can't kill us it's against the law"
    Walk into they're encampment then
    See what happens

  • @shaggy1270
    @shaggy1270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "They solve over 800 problems per minute"

  • @notbrucewayne5922
    @notbrucewayne5922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Those orphans were enemy combatants” sounds something technoblade would say

  • @owcallowca
    @owcallowca 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    greetings from the Polish group of GSR

  • @clickbaitme5247
    @clickbaitme5247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Press: *exists*
    Arma players: *TARGET SPOTTED: GHOST DIVISION ACTIVATED*

  • @raininginside
    @raininginside 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved it

  • @sumvs5992
    @sumvs5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Why do you need an assault rifle"
    The media, the media never changes

  • @emptychamber544
    @emptychamber544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate how accurate the first two minutes are

  • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
    @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Meanwhile in ZF universe:*
    *Womble:* stop scarring the reporters

  • @imchris5000
    @imchris5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im really surprised after all these years the devs have not added a tv camera and boom mic as weapon slot items

  • @boshikagebira4753
    @boshikagebira4753 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this you should be the press more often

  • @s.o.m.e_Random_d.u.d.e
    @s.o.m.e_Random_d.u.d.e 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice video

  • @skypher7936
    @skypher7936 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:35 One bar means Private. Lieutenant has three arrows

  • @posh5774
    @posh5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Inaccurate we all know foreign reporters wear a scarf.

  • @user-tc9sk4ei9y
    @user-tc9sk4ei9y 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now we know why Cyberpunk 2077 launch was so disasterous

  • @realvibz172
    @realvibz172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am the press in every sever i play it is fun i just love it

  • @achilleas_christ9136
    @achilleas_christ9136 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That russian parachuter though

  • @jordanbowman2891
    @jordanbowman2891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    after the live broadcast the two reporters went mysteriously missing

  • @chris210racer
    @chris210racer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking loved that Nord VPN joke

  • @thatkidjustus6709
    @thatkidjustus6709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear man it felt like this thing came out a year ago but it legit came out last month

  • @legitpainter1727
    @legitpainter1727 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please sir, this was fucking hilarious, please do more

  • @betterthendannyboy7491
    @betterthendannyboy7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayee what's up dark!

  • @vswayzv6378
    @vswayzv6378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish he would have said "The Freedom Hating Bastards"

  • @Ccscenario
    @Ccscenario 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:04 first know case of a camera man actually being injured

  • @Joker-_-FH
    @Joker-_-FH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh that’s a First Cav patch.

  • @chaosinsurgency6636
    @chaosinsurgency6636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Random fact: tank crewman in the gulf war had grease guns

  • @ZarKus
    @ZarKus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i also (WAS) a reporter on a arma sever before the war...

  • @VictorHernandez-nl3sg
    @VictorHernandez-nl3sg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im wonder will you play Primal Carnage again? Because they released a new dino

  • @cirelx9772
    @cirelx9772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Apparently this is what my grandpa did outside when he was my age

  • @alapaicalahate2152
    @alapaicalahate2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i jus bought arma 3 and why doesnt mine look like this. i dont even have like the screen where you can see where the persons injuries. i know theres a ton of mods but like which ones

    • @TheCol111
      @TheCol111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ACE

    • @alapaicalahate2152
      @alapaicalahate2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCol111 is that a mod

    • @fus132
      @fus132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alapaicalahate2152 Yes, it's on the Steam Workshop: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=463939057&searchtext=

    • @Lowgitech
      @Lowgitech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alapaicalahate2152 yes. It's ace all lower-case

    • @alapaicalahate2152
      @alapaicalahate2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lowgitech thanks my guy

  • @cerberus9832
    @cerberus9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "US military shooting at homeless people" would kinda fit in with the rest of 2020 tho

  • @maxwelljones705
    @maxwelljones705 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    chkilroy vibes

  • @thatjokerperson7062
    @thatjokerperson7062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has more rp than actual rp servers

  • @starduster12
    @starduster12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    what server is this

  • @nikolaibauer4145
    @nikolaibauer4145 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to do this in Dayz

  • @jaironrivas6900
    @jaironrivas6900 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yayyy

  • @carolcookebrereton6117
    @carolcookebrereton6117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tell that private microwave SAW stands for squad automatic weapon

  • @Joker-_-FH
    @Joker-_-FH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah yes using a sam as a camera.

  • @Commrade-DOGE
    @Commrade-DOGE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can this be a series?

  • @jayden4772
    @jayden4772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isn't that the 7th Cavalry Patch?

  • @Ghost-sama
    @Ghost-sama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    what stream is this from i cant find it

  • @alsa3ka166
    @alsa3ka166 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The funny thing this is a taitan (rocket launcher) not a camera

  • @fannajz
    @fannajz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone get the Ace Combat Reference about the Orphanage ? No ? Just Me ?

  • @brandonnofrags5287
    @brandonnofrags5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao

  • @NearlyH3adlessNick
    @NearlyH3adlessNick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    *THEY'RE TRYING TO CENSORSHIP!!*

  • @lucasg1984
    @lucasg1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Orphans ha more like child soldiers

  • @tylerbaldwin7101
    @tylerbaldwin7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should make one of these video but edit it so it's only shit filmed through the "camera"

  • @seniorscouse3346
    @seniorscouse3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ye just get shouted an shot at

  • @kiryxavip
    @kiryxavip 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    :)

  • @7249xxl
    @7249xxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The generation kill hbo didnt show us

  • @speedbob2295
    @speedbob2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Is that what the one bar means?” A lieutenant doesn’t even know what is rank is even though they go threw how to tell enlisted ranks and officer ranks in Bootcamp

  • @nothitler4327
    @nothitler4327 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    eerily similar to an old chkilroy video

  • @mdc048
    @mdc048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why am I watching this?