@@FakeASMR Did... Did you just call me a coward? My momma didn't raise a coward, she raised a man! Don't call me a coward because I'll do it, I'LL FUCKING DO I- [Fast forward to me rolling around in a wheelchair]
@@chuchupow See kids, this is what happens when you try to be brave. Use this as a lesson to stay cowardice. (That's the correct way to use that word, right?)
"A Succubus? Do I look like a succubus? Oh uh, thanks I guess. I'm not exactly made up right now." 😂Funny. But for real, I hope that you are feeling better, Fake ❤️
Fractal now I really wanna summon her again XD If for no other reason than to tempt fate. Or to mess with her, seems like a funny prank to summon her right before lunchtime XD
Well now that she said "let's not meet again" they just have to meet again, maybe with a friend who is good at cooking or something, then she eats the friend's soul
I always thought of it as being hungry rather than thirsty, if you're into girls. Because of, uh, reasons. So it makes perve-fect sense that I make accidentally summon a gluttony aligned demon.
Joke's on you! My intention for summoning a low to mid level demon was to learn more about demons and you did exactly what I wanted. I just acted like I attempted to summon a lust demon annoy and confuse you into giving me the information I wanted. I made you think I'm an absolute idiotic noobe when actually I'm a late stage cautious noobe who does researcher. Next the fancy expensive salts to get ether a pride or greed demon, now that I know demons are less likely to attempt to eat me I can be a bit more bold with my experiments. Slow and steady, that's how I'll become a master warlock.
"A gluttony demon? You don't...look like one. I would have thought gluttony demons would be.....rounder. But you look fit enough. Is that just demon metabolism or something?"
I love the idea that it isn't the sin itself that's the problem, but rather how they can hurt others. I know a few religions that could probably use a newsflash about this.
Not a Succubus? Are you telling me there's other types of demon girls?! Impossible! Love the concept of the demon alignment chart though. Perhaps we need to botch the summon a couple more times.
“Demons are more interested in souls that are shiny and free of sin, yours is more… uh…”
Fair point
Fake: "I'm not a succubus"
Me: "Well that's oka-"
Fake: "I'm an incubus"
Me: "..." (Sprinting to the door, panicking, and trying to unlock the door)
coward
@@FakeASMR Did... Did you just call me a coward? My momma didn't raise a coward, she raised a man! Don't call me a coward because I'll do it, I'LL FUCKING DO I-
[Fast forward to me rolling around in a wheelchair]
@@chuchupow See kids, this is what happens when you try to be brave. Use this as a lesson to stay cowardice. (That's the correct way to use that word, right?)
incubus is even better
@@nothing6431 Nnnnnot quite, lol. Cowardice is a noun, but you used it as an adjective. "Stay cowardly" would be the correct use XD
It may not be exactly what I ordered, but I won’t be using that receipt
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"A Succubus? Do I look like a succubus? Oh uh, thanks I guess. I'm not exactly made up right now." 😂Funny. But for real, I hope that you are feeling better, Fake ❤️
The demon lord sounds like a chill guy ngl
"Do I look like a succubus?"
"Is that a trick question?"
Fractal now I really wanna summon her again XD If for no other reason than to tempt fate. Or to mess with her, seems like a funny prank to summon her right before lunchtime XD
I’m honestly waiting for a summoning demon asmr where they just summon them for inspiration for a piece of art
Ah bummer, she seemed real chill.
"You can rip this off because none of you have played it."
And that's how Fake's audience all played it.
Well now that she said "let's not meet again" they just have to meet again, maybe with a friend who is good at cooking or something,
then she eats the friend's soul
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I always thought of it as being hungry rather than thirsty, if you're into girls. Because of, uh, reasons.
So it makes perve-fect sense that I make accidentally summon a gluttony aligned demon.
We need a part 2 ... hell a series
This is so simple and fun, but brilliant
You forgot the 8th deadly sin
Fandom
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Joke's on you! My intention for summoning a low to mid level demon was to learn more about demons and you did exactly what I wanted. I just acted like I attempted to summon a lust demon annoy and confuse you into giving me the information I wanted. I made you think I'm an absolute idiotic noobe when actually I'm a late stage cautious noobe who does researcher. Next the fancy expensive salts to get ether a pride or greed demon, now that I know demons are less likely to attempt to eat me I can be a bit more bold with my experiments. Slow and steady, that's how I'll become a master warlock.
Hope this story continues 😸
Gah brutal honesty. My one weakness.
fake this was glorious audio lovely audio as always
oh hey this script idea seems familiar 👀Great job!
The demon Lord she mentioned might be the dad of the Lister in the Half Demon series.
I'm gonna make her a lovely dinner and summon her again.
Oooh~ I may be very familiar with some of that "very specific stuff"😶
"A gluttony demon? You don't...look like one. I would have thought gluttony demons would be.....rounder. But you look fit enough. Is that just demon metabolism or something?"
Scorpion is not bad, kinda like crab
Cucumber Approved
It's not the demon we asked for but it's the demon we needed 🕺
I love the idea that it isn't the sin itself that's the problem, but rather how they can hurt others.
I know a few religions that could probably use a newsflash about this.
I've played obey me, I think I'm that ONE person
Not a Succubus? Are you telling me there's other types of demon girls?! Impossible!
Love the concept of the demon alignment chart though. Perhaps we need to botch the summon a couple more times.
I'm like so not into some very specific stuff.
"Puts away cherries and whipped cream"
Nice 👍
A Fakeubbus
“You’ve heard of the seven sins right?”
Me: “Yah, Meliodas, Ban, King, Goather, Diane, Escanor, and Merlin.”
Oh lovely. Rare sight
Now I'm really interested in learning more about the new demon lord.
Not like I was trying to summon an ACTUAL succubus here >->
👋
Fried scorpion? My pet Ralph is not food keep ya teeth away please 👉
Could you summon a demon that makes some bomb ass food?
yeah but they won't share :/
That's unfortunate T_T
🎭You ever wonder why are demons fat?
Because they hate exorcising.
*breathes deeply and points at the door* Get Out
Shadowhog roast?
Is she eating a character from sonic?
*Googles Obey me game*
Oh, I thought it was MUCH dirtier.
Oddly specific title you got there.
Sad me be like:meh Injust wamt to die and dying be demons hand sounds intresting
Anybody ready for next for me to make more than to jokes that will make fake uncomfortable
Poggers
I haven’t played it but my boyfriend has so I get the idea
Now I feel bad for summoning you, you were about to eat no one should have to deal with someone while eating or about to eat that is a unwritten rule
But….. what if i want to try that
I've played Obey Me, so I guess that makes it two people.
I summoned a demon looking for a good time, not to get bullied
Bruh, I feel like an idiot, haha
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Why does this sound like my diet.
Hmm, wait, so how do sloth-aligned demons get anyone if sloth-aligned people are too lazy to make summoning circles?
Yes! 420th like
Lol love the food ideas
I think a part 2 were we intentionally summon her for cooking tips is in order 😈🖤
Ah yes another reminder that I’m a bad person
Well then this is awkward 😆
i didnt think i would meet a nice demon...anyways if you want i can cook for you i make a good burger?
Ooh, a gluttony-aligned demon? We hit the jackpot! Just ask her if she can cook something for us. Free food!
Fake is this legal?
Welp...this got awkward.
Hello there,
General Kenobi
@@Enirom you ARE a bold one!
"I'm gluttony aligned." ...is this a Harry Potter/Daemon AU? (I don't even like HP. It was just my first thought.)
Anticlimactic
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rip off what now
FIRST