@@RollerFoxx same here. Growing up it was my sisters Second & Thirdgirl running my parties. My parents were never there. They had to work. Going to a friend's party? Walk over yourself and come home before the street lights come on. My boys growing up in the 90's, it didn't occur to me the hosts expected me to stay. When someone told me, I used the single parent get out from a party card. "I have other children at home".
At my daughter’s birthday party, every parent dropped off and left. I think they looked around and saw no other parents so they thought it was ok for them too.
I showed this to my stepdad and all he said was, "You can't do that with 2 blue tarps and a leaf blower. You need duct tape to hold them together. Let me show you." NOOOOO! I get it... no need for a demo!
My grandpa always said WD40 and bailing wire will get you through the apocalypse. He was in a tank crew in WW2 and a pilot (and all around nut for 35-45 years) afterwards. Always filed that in the "no need to test it, they assuredly know what they are talking about" folder.
@@Chesh89 I love saying it in front of people from up North. They get that "deer in the headlights" look, and you can almost hear their brains saying, "Can she say that? Are we allowed to say that?!?" 😂😂😂
Teddy James by the south, we’re talking abt the people, food and sayings. Nothing bad. And the south already is burning in hell. Thats why it’s 110 degrees and humid all the time
My sister did away with them entirely. "I'm not filling a bag with dollar store junk they'll forget in five minutes. And I'm not giving them candy, all the sugar is in the cake." She is also the one who's never given me noisy toys for the kids.
Shoot, we did that for our wedding. Just cupcakes and soda (Methodist church, no booze allowed). I think my MIL snuck a cheese tray in but it was a short ceremony and we were done by 3:30. Helps that the farthest out anyone had to travel was only two hours and there weren't any young children.
That is the thing that amazes me the most. I drank Capris Sun as a kid (25 years ago) and to this day they have not made it any easier to put the straw in. I think they even made it harder.
@@leegraves101 One of my kids had a Barney that talked!! I wish all batteries lasted as long as that battery lasted!! Nothing weirder than when a kid's toy's battery is starting to die and the toy will speak when no one has touched it for hours!!
I think my parents are grateful that I preferred stuffed animals over anything that made noise. I think I still have almost every stuffed animal I’ve ever owned, and I’m pretty sure only one or two of them even have the option to make noise.
I totally understand the "sneezing on the food bit". I stopped eating birthday cake after my daughter's third birthday. Seen what comes out of kids' mouths when they blow out the candles... Uhg.
Actually I think the kid was coughing (probably implying covid, given when this came out), not sneezing, but yeah. I don’t do candles on my birthday cake anymore because everyone always takes too long to sing happy birthday so all the wax drips onto the cake and ruins it. I wish there were “no-drip” birthday candles that ACTUALLY don’t drip wax onto the cake.
I never blew out candles until I was 18. My family has breathing problems so burning wax was a no-no. So we just turned on a flashlight,blew and turned it off.
I love you people. Upon returning to our home in the vast icy wastes of Illinois, after having lived on Tybee Island, GA for the month of January, your videos have comforted me and fed my soul during our withdrawal from mannerly, beautiful, gracious people and perfect food......thank you ma'am, thank you sir.
southwife awww!! Thank you!! We are proud of our “upbringing” of politeness and living in the Bible Belt, is really about Letting others see Jesus in us! Blessings 🤗
"I ain't feedin' 20 kids! That's why I had this thing at 3:00." True story. I was mom #1 until the kids were about 7. Then I became mom #2. My husband and I used to fuss about who had had to take a kid to someone's else's Chuck E Cheese aka the noisy germ and snot factory. And yes. We saved the plastic Walmart buckets. They were handy!
One of my friends nicknamed Chuck E Cheese “The Gates of Hell” when all of our kids were little. That was two decades ago, but we still call it that. 🤣
@Elizabeth Sharp No, because they'd be there for like a week before we found out the little monsters are sick. By that time we're all sick. Also no one wants a house of 7 year olds sleeping over!
I went to a buddy's kid's party at a CC, and the pizza was served so hot that the drippy cheese burned the side of my chin so badly that the scar was there for a couple of years. I might have should have sued, but I don't want no big thug mouse comin' after me, no, uh, uh.
I love when she said "I gave them ice cream and sent them home some of their mothers still wont talk to me" its funny because me and my mom get annoying toys for my cousins so it annoys their parents and we find it hilarious because im the okdest cousin and ive grown out of those toys but watching them hate the toy but the kid loving it was always funny
The minute I found out I was pregnant with my first child, I gave everyone notice all noisey toys given would make an appearance at said giver's house. My boys never got the first noisey toy ...not even one of those pushable "popcorn" toys. 😁😂
I have a coworker who loves her nephew but hates her sister. So she was having us brainstorm the most annoying toys we can get him that would drive her sister nuts! 😂 lol
We would get cheap electronic music and / or sound toys for the little cousins, install long life batteries, and SUPER GLUE the battery compartment shut. The in laws loved me.....
Oh Lord...every childhood event for me had the green punch...we even had a side punch bowl at our wedding reception with it so people would feel at home in the church hall
Lol, I'm still the theme mom. I threw my son his last one for his 18th birthday, but my 11 year old daughter is still getting them. My husband jokes that I'm either going to run out of ideas or bankrupt us by the time I get to my daughter's Sweet 16.
Oh my gosh, there's so much to love in here, praise the Lord for etsy, 2 blue tarps and a leaf blower, let's all go get pinkeye, unlicensed sea princess, looks like something they use on tv to blur out your private parts, that thing makes a good bucket!!!!!!!!🤣😂😃😂🤣👏👏 Y'all slay me😱💀❤
I'm the Mermaid Mom. My husband had a get together for his birthday, to watch the new season of Castlevania, and I brought out the Halloween decorations in March 😆 had a 'Haunting Birthday' cake, and spooktacular goody bags... he turned 27 May I ad 😂 You're never to old for fun!
When my kids were little, we did a themed party for the 3rd birthday when I felt they were old enough to enjoy it. After that, they got to choose the color of balloons! LOL Then when #4 baby was born in Jan... The same month as my firstborn... Well, that's when I started doubling up! Two kids, one party! And don't forget that bucket of ice cream! With eventually 5 children, we went through a ton of those... Mighty handy buckets!
I'm the lady who had the party at 3 o'clock and nearly lost a lung laughing at the idea of goody bags at a kid's party. YUP..and yet my kid always had a good time at her parties...wonder HOW? lol...
"That thing they use to blur out private parts." I literally was sitting here trying to make my eyes focus while trying to figure out what on earth she was holding 😂😂😂😂😂 Perfection!
After being subscribed and watching for so long, I can't believe I didn't think of this until now..., but although the writers, directors, the rest of the production team, and obviously the actors/actresses are amazing and super talented, is the script written with particular people in mind, or do they choose the character that's easiest for them to portray? Keep up the great work, and thanks so much for all your hard work and dedication!
My mom was somewhere between "second mortgage" and "non-existent Little Caesar's" when it came to mine and my sister's birthday parties. She LOVED to decorate and entertain our friends, and both my southern grandmothers provided the food. 😂
Me singing Happy Birthday to my kids and now my grandkids, off key, has become such a tradition n our family that they actually request it each year now!! NEVER give up!! Lol!!
I have a friend who has heard "Happy Birthday" off-key so many times, he can't stand to listen to it anymore... even when it's NOT off-key. :-P Meanwhile my mom's side of the family is so musically inclined, we get the harmonized version every time there's a birthday in the family, which is a favorite tradition for me. :-D
You know your a yankee city slicker when you’ve never had a bouncy house at your birthday party. That or u were just poor. I fall in to both categories
I lived in the country. We didn't have bouncy houses or anything fun like that, my parents weren't going to spend money on things like that. We played party games that felt like they from the 1800s... pin the tail on the donkey, drop the cloth pin from your nose into the cup, things like that (btw this was late 1980s early 1990s)
My daughter' s theme party at 2 wild kingdom. At the park outside the Houston Zoo. The last was a sleep over Oscars night at 13. Glamour shots red carpet movie ticket invites crafted goody bags while Oscar winning movies ran all night. The girls got no sleep and I was one over worked Southern mom. It was a great blow out. Fed the girls breakfast and sent them home exhausted. Best theme party Evah
Joan Halcomb Dear Joan the food was movie theater fair: hot dogs nachos and pop corn. That was easy, the hard part was staying awake with pre teens. A French toast and smokies breakfast and the joy of sending them home totally exhausted 😩. Daughter helped clean up and I enjoyed my coffee. It was the best party. We lived in a very rural isolated area and it was hard for these kids. The red carpet photo as these girls dressed up like their fav celebrities was a hoot. Twister was the game of choice. It was the talk of the school for weeks. All the girls in her class were invited and came. I would always be on the children's games committee for our company picnics and later became a school Nurse so kids parties were easy for me.
This was so awesome! I was the momma that themed the goodie bags, and if I couldn't find appropriately themed items I made them (of course shopping at Hobby Lobby)!
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Don’t forget “No, you cannot drop her off and come back. It’s a party not a babysitting service.”😂 Always that ONE parent who tries.
It was that way when I was growing up. It was quite a shock at my son's 6th birthday when none of the parents wanted to leave.
@@RollerFoxx same here. Growing up it was my sisters Second & Thirdgirl running my parties. My parents were never there. They had to work. Going to a friend's party? Walk over yourself and come home before the street lights come on. My boys growing up in the 90's, it didn't occur to me the hosts expected me to stay. When someone told me, I used the single parent get out from a party card. "I have other children at home".
At my daughter’s birthday party, every parent dropped off and left. I think they looked around and saw no other parents so they thought it was ok for them too.
@@seanriley1603 Oh no 😂.
J Mireles sounds like they succeeded 🤣😂.
I appreciate how they got three, VERY different perspectives on parents
But you've seen all three, haven't you? 😄👍
@@Stevarooni I think some of us have been all three parents. And I don't even have kids.
@@Stevarooni Nah, I had only a few friends growing up. All our parents were like Matt.
Yeah, my parents were like Matt.
Right, hippocracy is so one sided the third has it all figured out 3.141592653
I showed this to my stepdad and all he said was, "You can't do that with 2 blue tarps and a leaf blower. You need duct tape to hold them together. Let me show you." NOOOOO! I get it... no need for a demo!
Good Southern saying: You only need two things in your tool box; WD40 for when it sticks and Duck Tape for when it don't.
That’s something my dad would say
My grandpa always said WD40 and bailing wire will get you through the apocalypse. He was in a tank crew in WW2 and a pilot (and all around nut for 35-45 years) afterwards. Always filed that in the "no need to test it, they assuredly know what they are talking about" folder.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"The cold never bothered me anyway" He's the new Elsa
i always see you im gonna sub you mostly swiss001 videos
Avery the Cuban-American xD
“Two blue tarps and a leaf blower” so true!
Free Tarps from Harbor Freight!
Minus the leaf blower and add some soap and it's a slip n slide. Fun times people.
Truer words have never been spoken
She's gonna hit the ceiling...her hair's already there...🤣🤣🤣
The higher the hair, the closer to God, so jack that hair up to Jesus, y'all!
@@jadefire1814 that's my mom's favorite line lmao
@@Chesh89 I love saying it in front of people from up North. They get that "deer in the headlights" look, and you can almost hear their brains saying, "Can she say that? Are we allowed to say that?!?" 😂😂😂
@@jadefire1814 I know right lol! Only in the south does this need no explanation lol. Fluff it, feather it, no matter what hike it up!
Must be a bunch of Pentecostals watching this, lol!
Don’t forget the “I don’t care if it’s your birthday Imma still bust ya hind end if you keep smartin off to me”. 😂
Been there. Experienced that! 😁
fr. though I won't be embarassed cause I've never had a bday party 👉👁👄👁👉
God made dirt and dirt don’t hurt my granny said that 😂
My Grannie used to say that all the time too!! ❤ God Bless Southern Grannies!!
My mom teaches preschool and says that all the time😂
Teddy James by the south, we’re talking abt the people, food and sayings. Nothing bad. And the south already is burning in hell. Thats why it’s 110 degrees and humid all the time
I loved it but I was impressed by how Matt held that piece of cake on his knee without dropping it.
Matt has a very particular set of skills....
More than one slice of cake was used for the making of this video
I know! Amazing!!😯😎
I was waiting for it to drop at the end.
Something tells me he’s done this before...
"Oh you want food? We had some pigs in a blanket. I regret to inform you they didn't make it out of the kitchen"
MOOD though!
My dad is 100% Matt...opening the capri sun with a pocket knife. 🤣
I confess to doing the same thing. 😂😂😂
"You wanted it open? It's open."
Maggie Mae Thats the exact same thing I said. Down to the shirt and hat lol
Lol, next time I see the grandkids...
There is nothing better than a pocket knife. It opens packages, letters, is a great pry bar, and is just a good tool to have.
🤣 "Goodie bags.....? 😂🤣😂🤣"
Exactly how I feel!
That laugh is savage af !! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 lmfao
My sister did away with them entirely. "I'm not filling a bag with dollar store junk they'll forget in five minutes. And I'm not giving them candy, all the sugar is in the cake." She is also the one who's never given me noisy toys for the kids.
Bouncy house rentals cost 2x as much this year as they did last year.....
But that’s inflation for ya
😉🤣🤣💖
Lol 😂
Joshua Johnson 😂
Lol
Badoomp chh...🥁
We're guilty of doing the party at 3pm so we didn't need to feed people. We did have ice cream and cake though.
Shoot, we did that for our wedding. Just cupcakes and soda (Methodist church, no booze allowed). I think my MIL snuck a cheese tray in but it was a short ceremony and we were done by 3:30. Helps that the farthest out anyone had to travel was only two hours and there weren't any young children.
That is the thing that amazes me the most. I drank Capris Sun as a kid (25 years ago) and to this day they have not made it any easier to put the straw in. I think they even made it harder.
I can't even get the darn wrapper off the straw sometimes.
stab the straw through the bottom......im 45....
Lol! It's payback. Adults make a lot of stuff child proof. So the Capri Sun is adult proof! 😁
Just employee the stabbing of the bottom method.
@@MrKing-hl1ho that's just beer shotgun training right there. You gotta teach em young
Goodie bags. Omg, I swear I laughed just like she did. 🤣🤣
I loved the "How many of those toys play Frozen songs?"!! I have 4 granddaughters and they have SO much Frozen stuff!!
I recently took the battery outta my 4yr old's Frozen ride on.. Pressing the button continuously 4 hours got 2b enough!😲😉
My kid grew up through the Barney period. I’m just now getting over it
@@leegraves101 One of my kids had a Barney that talked!! I wish all batteries lasted as long as that battery lasted!! Nothing weirder than when a kid's toy's battery is starting to die and the toy will speak when no one has touched it for hours!!
I think my parents are grateful that I preferred stuffed animals over anything that made noise. I think I still have almost every stuffed animal I’ve ever owned, and I’m pretty sure only one or two of them even have the option to make noise.
" My last birthday was 'Get a job kid!'...……. And I was only 8 years old!"
I totally understand the "sneezing on the food bit". I stopped eating birthday cake after my daughter's third birthday. Seen what comes out of kids' mouths when they blow out the candles... Uhg.
ALWAYS have a stunt cake for the candle blow out part.
Actually I think the kid was coughing (probably implying covid, given when this came out), not sneezing, but yeah.
I don’t do candles on my birthday cake anymore because everyone always takes too long to sing happy birthday so all the wax drips onto the cake and ruins it. I wish there were “no-drip” birthday candles that ACTUALLY don’t drip wax onto the cake.
I never blew out candles until I was 18. My family has breathing problems so burning wax was a no-no. So we just turned on a flashlight,blew and turned it off.
I love you people. Upon returning to our home in the vast icy wastes of Illinois, after having lived on Tybee Island, GA for the month of January, your videos have comforted me and fed my soul during our withdrawal from mannerly, beautiful, gracious people and perfect food......thank you ma'am, thank you sir.
southwife awww!! Thank you!! We are proud of our “upbringing” of politeness
and living in the Bible Belt, is really about
Letting others see Jesus in us! Blessings 🤗
Soooo....when you moving back permanently?
I have lived in so many states and one of the top states I loved and miss is GA.
Shadow Kissed if I didn’t live next door in SC , I’d live in GA
Hubby and I got married out at the Lighthouse at Tybee! :D
I started out as Mom #1. Four years in, I'm Mom #2. I mean, a little pink eye never killed anybody.
When Jada laughs at the end 😹😹😹😹 that was the BEST. I feel her on every level!!
"I ain't feedin' 20 kids! That's why I had this thing at 3:00." True story. I was mom #1 until the kids were about 7. Then I became mom #2. My husband and I used to fuss about who had had to take a kid to someone's else's Chuck E Cheese aka the noisy germ and snot factory. And yes. We saved the plastic Walmart buckets. They were handy!
I sat my kids down and informed them no chuckey cheese
One of my friends nicknamed Chuck E Cheese “The Gates of Hell” when all of our kids were little. That was two decades ago, but we still call it that. 🤣
@Elizabeth Sharp No, because they'd be there for like a week before we found out the little monsters are sick. By that time we're all sick.
Also no one wants a house of 7 year olds sleeping over!
@@leed1318 Amen! 😆
They get paid to send children to hell! 🔥
Who doesn't keep that Walmart ice cream bucket.. If you don't that is so wasteful. lol
As a former Chuck E Cheese employee, I can vouch for him. Even songs are a trigger
I went to a buddy's kid's party at a CC, and the pizza was served so hot that the drippy cheese burned the side of my chin so badly that the scar was there for a couple of years. I might have should have sued, but I don't want no big thug mouse comin' after me, no, uh, uh.
I love the last lady's reaction. She's still laughing as the credits roll!
I am sitting here laughing out loud..... I've experienced every one of these folks.
That big bucket of ice cream made an appearance at me and my brother's birthday every year when we were kids
Lawd not the great value purse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pulls out the knife and cuts open the juice pouch. Been there done that. That’s why southern dads (and granddads) carry a knife.
Goody bags? 🤣 Ain’t nobody got time for a bunch of goody bags is what that response was and I loved it! 😂
Savvy Shelly or “you want me to pay you for coming to the party too?!?!”
KB S Right! You’re already feeding everyone, providing entertainment, and decorated. That’s a lot to worry about without gifts for your guests! 😅
Redheaded Stranger At that point, somebody should be making her a big goody bag!
Goody bags? You be lucky if those kids don’t leave in a body bag😂😂
jayson rodrigues You have a point! There’s only so much you can take! 😂
my kids great grandmother uses the god made dirt and dirt dont hurt!!!!
I’ve never heard that before. That was gold.
Yes, God made dirt, dirt don't hurt put in your let it..haha
Rub some dirt on it and take a lap was what my coach used to say
I still say it when I drop snacks on the floor :3
God made Corona and Corona don’t hurt
* 5 days later
Welp
Matt is always suuuuch a mood
"I been to Chucky Cheese once, I seen some things that would shake to to your core." *Shudders*
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!😂 Too true ya'll!
The laugh from that last lady was hilarious. "Goody bags?!"
I love when she said "I gave them ice cream and sent them home some of their mothers still wont talk to me" its funny because me and my mom get annoying toys for my cousins so it annoys their parents and we find it hilarious because im the okdest cousin and ive grown out of those toys but watching them hate the toy but the kid loving it was always funny
The minute I found out I was pregnant with my first child, I gave everyone notice all noisey toys given would make an appearance at said giver's house. My boys never got the first noisey toy ...not even one of those pushable "popcorn" toys. 😁😂
I have a coworker who loves her nephew but hates her sister. So she was having us brainstorm the most annoying toys we can get him that would drive her sister nuts! 😂 lol
@@evelynaaspidov123 look for these big cop cars/ ambulance/ fire trucks that run on batteries with loud obnoxious sirens. 😈😁😂
We would get cheap electronic music and / or sound toys for the little cousins, install long life batteries, and SUPER GLUE the battery compartment shut.
The in laws loved me.....
Bill Forrester i showed this to my mom she really appreciated this and is going to use the super gpue idea probably in the future thank you 😂🙏
0:14 Made me realize that every Braxton I know is from the South XD
Oh Lord...every childhood event for me had the green punch...we even had a side punch bowl at our wedding reception with it so people would feel at home in the church hall
That laugh at the end was everything 👌🏻👌🏻
The laugh is 100% savage af
Not even from the south and this is one of my favorite channels lol
Lol I was the theme mom! Until he turned and wouldn't let me.
I suggest types of "snow/bad weather" parents! As a stay at home mom I love em!
Lol, I'm still the theme mom. I threw my son his last one for his 18th birthday, but my 11 year old daughter is still getting them. My husband jokes that I'm either going to run out of ideas or bankrupt us by the time I get to my daughter's Sweet 16.
Oh my gosh, there's so much to love in here, praise the Lord for etsy, 2 blue tarps and a leaf blower, let's all go get pinkeye, unlicensed sea princess, looks like something they use on tv to blur out your private parts, that thing makes a good bucket!!!!!!!!🤣😂😃😂🤣👏👏 Y'all slay me😱💀❤
The laugh at the end. Oh Lord, that's beautiful.😂😂😂😂
I relate to mom #2. Goody bags?? 🤣🤣🤣
I'm the Mermaid Mom. My husband had a get together for his birthday, to watch the new season of Castlevania, and I brought out the Halloween decorations in March 😆 had a 'Haunting Birthday' cake, and spooktacular goody bags... he turned 27 May I ad 😂 You're never to old for fun!
LOL! Boy, I've seen some things that would shake you to your core.
This was priceless! 😂
When my kids were little, we did a themed party for the 3rd birthday when I felt they were old enough to enjoy it. After that, they got to choose the color of balloons! LOL Then when #4 baby was born in Jan... The same month as my firstborn... Well, that's when I started doubling up! Two kids, one party!
And don't forget that bucket of ice cream! With eventually 5 children, we went through a ton of those... Mighty handy buckets!
Yay...let's all get pink eye 😂.....😳
Mom number two is definitely my mom XD with a hint of Matt!
The lady at the end, pure gold!
I liked the way she laughed when said GOODY BAGS....
My twin flame
0:47, I swear ya’ll, Matt’s the funniest of all of them. “I live here now. The cold never bothered me anyway.”
I am the mama laughing at the idea of goody bags and yelling at the kid coughing on the cupcakes.
I just want to say thank y'all so much for these videos and the joy they bring. Also, I'm 99% sure that I'm going to be Parent #3
I'm a combination of 2&3. 😂😂😂
Even Chuck Norris can't get a capri sun open on the first try🥳🤣
Y’all are hilarious!!! I so look forward to these when they come out!
funniest one yet! Oh my goodness. I LOVE the laugh after "goodie bags?!" excuse me I have to wipe my laughter tears now.
Family is definitely more of the guy and a get the party a hurrying so we can start cleaning and people then scatter lol
I’ve been each of them just depends on the year, LOL !
I am 100% the black mama. My wife is the white mama. We have a mixture of the two. LOL
I relate to matt the most in these videos lol
I love the "She's gonna hit the ceiling, Her hair's already there." She has PH.D., a Pentecostal hair do.
I'm the lady who had the party at 3 o'clock and nearly lost a lung laughing at the idea of goody bags at a kid's party. YUP..and yet my kid always had a good time at her parties...wonder HOW? lol...
I am Matt 110%
Lol the "goodie bags" reaction 🤣😂👍👍👍
Perfect timing because today is my birthday!!! Although I am about 20 years too late for a kids birthday, still I will take it!! haha
Happy Birthday!
Bee Bee have a great birthday
Yall are so sweet! Thank you!
Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday! 🎂
Bless your hearts. "God made dirt and dirt don't hurt so put it in your mouth and make it work!"
"That thing they use to blur out private parts."
I literally was sitting here trying to make my eyes focus while trying to figure out what on earth she was holding 😂😂😂😂😂
Perfection!
I love this 😂
After being subscribed and watching for so long, I can't believe I didn't think of this until now..., but although the writers, directors, the rest of the production team, and obviously the actors/actresses are amazing and super talented, is the script written with particular people in mind, or do they choose the character that's easiest for them to portray? Keep up the great work, and thanks so much for all your hard work and dedication!
"God made dirt and dirt don't hurt so put it in your mouth and make it work" I died a little.
One of the most southern things is 2:08. The way the mama shouts: “Booooiii” with the stern expression. Classic.
My mom was somewhere between "second mortgage" and "non-existent Little Caesar's" when it came to mine and my sister's birthday parties. She LOVED to decorate and entertain our friends, and both my southern grandmothers provided the food. 😂
0:57 "I live here now. Cold never bothered me anyways." 😂😂
The way that I sing it is, "The cold *always* bothered me anyways."
I’m the 1k like! Why is Matt so relatable & me? All the way down to the pocket knife 🤣
Then there's me, $20 for Costco Pizza, a homemade cake, bucket of ice cream, and a movie. Have some pizza, watch a movie, eat some cake, and go home.
"Goody bags? 😂😂😂😝" That's me. 😂😂😂😂
The goodie bags laugh got me crying 😂
Hey! ❤️ the vids, keep em coming!
Matt is the same way in everyone and I love it!
How about "time to sing happy birthday off key so the 1 year old can start crying" or is my son the only one who did this when he turned 1?
Me singing Happy Birthday to my kids and now my grandkids, off key, has become such a tradition n our family that they actually request it each year now!! NEVER give up!! Lol!!
I have a friend who has heard "Happy Birthday" off-key so many times, he can't stand to listen to it anymore... even when it's NOT off-key. :-P Meanwhile my mom's side of the family is so musically inclined, we get the harmonized version every time there's a birthday in the family, which is a favorite tradition for me. :-D
We terrified my niece by singing to her on her first. I'll have to let her know she's not the only one in the world!
If your son made it that far without crying he's done great! Id call it a wrap right there.
this is a HUGE flash back to my childhood
Matt is the man
I can’t tell you how many of these I have heard these are perfect
My kids birthday is in December. Other parents loved having 2 hours to shop without their kids (longer if at the movie theater).
Please don't ever stop making these!! It makes my day!
You know your a yankee city slicker when you’ve never had a bouncy house at your birthday party. That or u were just poor. I fall in to both categories
I lived in the country. We didn't have bouncy houses or anything fun like that, my parents weren't going to spend money on things like that. We played party games that felt like they from the 1800s... pin the tail on the donkey, drop the cloth pin from your nose into the cup, things like that (btw this was late 1980s early 1990s)
@@dicesof8 Don't forget throwing horseshoes, and the boys loved throwing cow patties.
Or, try "over the age of 40". They weren't a thing before the 90's.
@@jackielinde7568 I'm "only" 38, but my mom was 38 when she had me.
My birthday is in November and we live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
I hear ya Matt. This is why I never give presents that make noises. They make kids toys waayyy too loud like they want your kids(and you) to go deaf.
I used to work at the Chuck E. Cheese in Smyrna, Ga. AS Chuck E. Cheese back in high school...I have SEEN all nine levels of Hell.
Made me laugh..and yet confirmed I'm glad to be childfree.
I remember my first Chuck-e-cheese experience. I was amazed they sold beer, after a while I understood why!
I was at a birthday party in SC today and overhead someone say "how was your trip to the Walmart?" And it made me think of this video lol
Ya'll make me laugh like no other, THANK YOU!!!!
My daughter' s theme party at 2 wild kingdom. At the park outside the Houston Zoo. The last was a sleep over Oscars night at 13. Glamour shots red carpet movie ticket invites crafted goody bags while Oscar winning movies ran all night. The girls got no sleep and I was one over worked Southern mom. It was a great blow out. Fed the girls breakfast and sent them home exhausted. Best theme party Evah
Joan Halcomb Dear Joan the food was movie theater fair: hot dogs nachos and pop corn. That was easy, the hard part was staying awake with pre teens. A French toast and smokies breakfast and the joy of sending them home totally exhausted 😩. Daughter helped clean up and I enjoyed my coffee. It was the best party. We lived in a very rural isolated area and it was hard for these kids. The red carpet photo as these girls dressed up like their fav celebrities was a hoot. Twister was the game of choice. It was the talk of the school for weeks. All the girls in her class were invited and came. I would always be on the children's games committee for our company picnics and later became a school Nurse so kids parties were easy for me.
I somehow manage to be all of these people... just depends on which part of planning I'm at.
"......I live out here now. The cold never bothered me anyway!" 🤣🤣
I had to take out a second mortgage on my non bouncy normal house!
Lol that's amazing!
It’s my birthday today. This is hilarious. XD
Happy Birthday!
Cameron happy birthday. Hope you have a great one !
Happy Birthday!!
“The Theme is BIRTHDAY” ..... I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER YALL XD
This was so awesome! I was the momma that themed the goodie bags, and if I couldn't find appropriately themed items I made them (of course shopping at Hobby Lobby)!