Jeff Goldblum steals girlfriends FACT, and verified. Pretends to be an actor that teaches classes in North Hollywood to insecure out-of-towners from South Dakota.
Jeff Goldblum always looks like he's gesturing to a piece of art that no one else gets and he's trying to describe all the intricacies and nuances while getting excited about it.
@@beyazdublaj9694 It's always embarrassing when someone tries to call someone else dumb on the internet but they can't even write out a coherent sentence. Here's some free advice, learn to not take things too seriously because no one will take you seriously when you act like this and you're going to have a lot of trouble in life from being wrong all of the time.
TooFunnyToLive insulate: to separate from conducting bodies by means of nonconductors so as to prevent transfer of electricity, heat, or sound.... which means keeping heat in, or out. :D
@@BarriosGroupie If he looked the same but acted and spoke like the average dude, he wouldn't appear that odd. But those features combined with his mannerisms and speech? *_chef's kiss_*
The kind of control you're attempting is not possible. If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that Jeff will not be contained. Jeff breaks free. He expands to new territories. He crashes through social barriers painfully, maybe even randomly, but - well, there it is.
GEEKsomniac The problem with those cough drops, is that it didn't require any discipline for you to advertise them. You read what other plugs people had done on talk shows and you took the next step. You didn't create the product yourself, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of better, more discreet actors to get the Halls brand out there as fast as you could, and before anyone on the show knew it, you were using this as an advertising opportunity, you choked on it, and talked about it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you wanna sell it.
When my son was about 8 he looked at me and said, "I think that Denzel Washington is a handsome man, very attractive." I said, "Yes, I agree and so do a lot of people." He grew up to be straight. How about that!
I was in Red Robin's with my son when he turned to me and said "Martin Luther King is onw of the most admirable men of the twenty-first century, and I regard him very highly for his strides in the Civil Rights Movement." He's 6. Then everyone in the Red Robin's stood up and clapped
???? What? Jimmy fallon did not "take over" conan. Conan took the tonight show from jay leno, then 7 month's later jay took it back, then conan left and went to tbs. And then fallon took over after leno.
Goldblum is so comfortable that he just kinda does whatever, and Conan is so uncomfortable that Conan HAS to channel his own discomfort into humor. And the two of them together is television magic, with Andy as the perfect enhancement for plussing bits and tags.
4:27 Jeff looks exactly like how my cat looks like when you dangle a toy mouse in front of it, even paws at Conan's watch in the same way. Never change Jeff never change
David Hamilton Smith I remember almost all his movies, but the Fly was far before & more popular than Independence Day, but I understand your frustration. I do.
The Goldblum-O'Brien relationship has a platonic intimacy that vibes in a way never seen before, and is completely off the rails in the best way possible. They would make hilarious D&D characters.
Jeff Goldblum is the most elegant praying mantis
Omg, that is so accurate 👀
He’s a fly tho
😂😂😂
@@teeheeteeheeish I understood that referenced.
Hahahahaha!
Jeff goldblum is like that uncle at a house party who really lightens the place up.
and steals Andy Dicks girl friend while pretending to teach acting classes in north Hollywood
Jeff Goldblum steals girlfriends FACT, and verified. Pretends to be an actor that teaches classes in North Hollywood to insecure out-of-towners from South Dakota.
You know for a fact that the original commentor didn't mean it like that, so shut up and stop trying to start things.
im sorry but nobody is a creep that goes full on research on a person trying to know every lil info on their life
Ernesto Gastelum on the bristol stool chart you're a type three
Jeff Goldblum's randomness is just brilliant.
Senne Haesen he and craig ferguson would go well together!
+ajegray1 he's done a few interviews with Craig before
HEY! PRISON MIKE!
Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeeotch?
@@jeremyc9593 i am not superstitous, but i am a little stitious.
"You're a little attracted. That's okay!"
*Jeff opens mouth*
*stops*
*smiles slyly*
*Almost chokes on Hall’s cough drop*
@@brodjefferson3513 this is the weirdest transition I've ever seen in the history of interviews
Jeff Goldblum always looks like he's gesturing to a piece of art that no one else gets and he's trying to describe all the intricacies and nuances while getting excited about it.
Always doing some motion with his hands. Since I was small I would mimic him picking up a phone.
No but you are overcomplimenting him because you are so far away to any kind of intelligent or art
@@beyazdublaj9694 It's always embarrassing when someone tries to call someone else dumb on the internet but they can't even write out a coherent sentence. Here's some free advice, learn to not take things too seriously because no one will take you seriously when you act like this and you're going to have a lot of trouble in life from being wrong all of the time.
Niiiiiiiice.
*He missed his calling to work at an Art Museum*
"It's not as odd as you would make out"
his delivery with that was so hilarious
IT'S SO FUNNY
😂 classic gouldbloom
It was the most random perfect line
@@victorespino5650 So quick too. It's like they anticipate each other's lines
Vaudevillian
I honestly think Conan and Jeff have some of the best chemistry.
They do! I get so excited when Goldblum is on the show
Phantom Limb I actually think their chemistry is terrible, that’s what makes it so wildly entertaining
@@nickrigdon8883 thats exactly what I thought, totally opposite of chemistry yet so fun to watch 😂😂😂
I kinda wanna see fan fiction if it
And both of them are damn tall and lanky.
Goldblum confidently asserting that "it's not as odd as you would make out" is the most strangely funny comeback ever.
That was the best and so fast, can’t stop laughing at that glorious weirdo.
i love how the older English phrases roll off his tongue quickly
Yeah he's a genius improviser. Maybe it came from being a jazz pianist. He's willing to play the fool.
Conan is that person who looks 40 year old in his 20's and also 40 years old when he is 60
Samyuktha those people are the lucky ones really
Have u seen Conan when he was 20 lmaoo he was lowkey a heartthrob js
Jajajaja. So true
It’s the lighting and make up.
He looks older
@@hbhtcr5707 where have you seen him?
They literally just talked about nothing for almost 5 minutes and yet it was still funny.
I can watch jeff goldblum ..All day ..he is hilarious on kelly clarkson
Jeff Goldblum is WAY more interesting than any of the characters he has played, no writer has every been good enough to bring out what he can do.
The League! He's PERFECT in the league, that is SO him. Also he and Nick Kroll have such similar faces, it's insane.
I want to see a movie where they don't give Goldblum a script, and let him do whatever impromptu he wants.
Chef Goldblum
Uberanium Life... uh... hopefully finds a way?
Shooting Elizabeth was pretty close.
I would love to see Jeff Goldblum and Jordan Schlansky talking to each other! LOL
Oh God please make it happen!
yes! please!
Kevin Jones Wow, you must be really fun at parties! How pathetic...
THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN! CONAN, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
That would be legendary
Jeff goldblum flirts with Conan then does a product placement for halls
Eeuugghh...always that somebody huh
Great caption for this video
@@anonymousdante2499 ?
No, Conan was the one flirting.
Perfect TL;DR.
Jeff: *tries to prove he's not an alien*
Also Jeff: "Pardon my phraseology."
A lot of people talk like they're wearing flip flops. Jeff Goldblum talks like he's wearing black wingtip formal shoes.
This is the interview equivalent of a Seinfeld episode! LOL
Hahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha
Absolutely great observation 😍😍🤣🤣😀😀
Seinfeld episodes are not really that odd. Fun but certainly not this unconventional.
Haha, amazing comment !
@@abhijeetyadav3454 i think what they mean is everything happens but also nothing happens
From admiring Conan's abs to endorsing Hall's cough drops - yep, seems like a typical Conan-Goldblum interview
Hall's.*
Halls*
hmmhmm Halls hmmhmm
Kenny Tee Jeff is so awesome! 😊
Kenny Tee | is that Yodalas Cage in your Avi?
You just cannot hate Jeff Goldblum
mm aaa hmm mmm
Arabs might though. Hes a jew. I luv him though
That Trex in Jurrasic Park sure as hell did not like him.
cecilia teo
Christians might hate you, you're a weirdo
@@ceciliateo9939 saudi and israel are close allies
I love his phraseology.
mindstormmaster I see what u did there
i wasn't even aware that was a real term :-0
Z Jamil if Jeff says it, it’s a word
0:06 "fishing for compliments?" lol that line was fantastic
Yeah, he has great language use. Phraseology.
Gave Conan a mini stroke there
"I thought being a little mentholated would give me some vocal warmth" - It's almost like hearing Jordan speak lol
Haha, yes. But Jordan would've left out the part with "I thought". He just knows. Obviously.
Jeff Goldblum is the most adorable human
+Elora Elizabeth L. D. H. Just after you.
He's adorable, but you can't tell me he's a human being with a straight face.
Alec my god, you're right
Is it good to be an adorable man though? Does adorable get women hot?
MisterFuturtastic yes
"my six pack is insulated to keep it cold" the best comeback ever
Still makes no sense
Tí mó tàihòu shū. 6 packs need to be insulated to be cold, fat is an insulator... therefore, a beer gut keeps your 6 pack cold :P
+Kelsey Ca Insulation keeps things warm, not cold
TooFunnyToLive insulate: to separate from conducting bodies by means of nonconductors so as to prevent transfer of electricity, heat, or sound.... which means keeping heat in, or out. :D
adsf It was a mistake. It does not mean I am uneducated.
I'm glad that Jeff Goldblum is famous so that everyone can enjoy the spectacular creature that he is.
they say that he's 'odd' looking; which I don't see.
@@BarriosGroupie If he looked the same but acted and spoke like the average dude, he wouldn't appear that odd. But those features combined with his mannerisms and speech?
*_chef's kiss_*
Yep
Only actor that is more handsome because of his mannerisms.
Came for the six pack, stayed for Jeff Goldblum.
Jeff goldblum always acts like a flustered, flamboyant high school boy who is in love with every student in his grade.
Goldblum looks smooth even when he almost chokes
:D one of the calmest persons ever seen
It was so fluid how he went from talking calmly to almost dying calmly to taking calmly again
Jeff's randomness is just unique.
So unique in fact, that he might just need. Bigger boat.!
Indoor Kite Jurassic Park not Jaws.
MrFallout3man *so unique, to understand him our brain must go faster. Must go faster!
I love the way that jeff just speaks what he thinks hahahah
Jeff: *literally almost chokes and dies*
Also Jeff: *Proceeds to answer Conan*
Isn't he a gentleman?
This man is now 57 and doesn’t look like he aged
I was about to say!
Not sure why but his hand movements always hypnotize me
+Keltic Sage
I know right? Ive noticed that before. His movements are very methodical, like hes always in total control.
He stole conan's watch.
@@auluadenbartolli6755 lmfao imagine Conan after the show like "wait where's wa- ahhhh....Jeff!" 😂😂
I love this man. His eccentricity is so soothing.
The kind of control you're attempting is not possible. If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that Jeff will not be contained. Jeff breaks free. He expands to new territories. He crashes through social barriers painfully, maybe even randomly, but - well, there it is.
GEEKsomniac So you're simply saying that, Jeff, uh... finds a way.
xxSennaxx ;P
+GEEKsomniac So you're a Jefftician?
GEEKsomniac The problem with those cough drops, is that it didn't require any discipline for you to advertise them. You read what other plugs people had done on talk shows and you took the next step. You didn't create the product yourself, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of better, more discreet actors to get the Halls brand out there as fast as you could, and before anyone on the show knew it, you were using this as an advertising opportunity, you choked on it, and talked about it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you wanna sell it.
+GEEKsomniac You're implying that a group comprised entirely of Jeffs will.....breed?
People talk about Morgan Freemans voice but I want Jeff to narrate my life.
Would you be able to talk to him in this scenario? Like oh hey Jeff, what do you think about this?
If Jeff narrated your life, he'd constantly get distracted and go on long tangents about random stuff he sees.
Jeff's randomness and conans ability to make a bit out of it makes them the perfect comedic duo
That little pause... and then slow smile from Jeff around 1:45 just melted my heart.
Goodness, yes.
He reminded me of Jim parsons
i died
LiebeAlle "
didn't even notice that until now, geez 😍
I love Jeff's reaction and curiosity towards Conan's watch when he takes it off. :D 4:28
+Kauan Correa i think jeff turned into a majestic raptor for a few seconds
+Kauan Correa He looks as if Conan were dangling a treat in front of a puppy. His eyes just light up! That really made me laugh.
hahaha! I just realized that during the course of the clip he never gave it back to Conan :D
"It's not as odd as you'd make out" perfect response from Jeff
What does that mean?
@@Renzo8375867 Is his language too advanced for you?😂
“Oh oh i almost choked on my halls cough drop”
No he said my *halls* cough drop 😉
@@jewlswaterpower balls* i almost choked on those balls
you forgot the "khhughghg"
Jeff: “.... look at you.”
Conan: “WOT?”
Jeff Goldblum doesn't want to be fed, Jeff Goldblum wants to hunt.
Jeff still looking suave as fuck, I see.
This is why Jeff Goldblum should be in everything
+Taylor R he isn't everything....... he's the only thing
Especially in me..
When my son was about 8 he looked at me and said, "I think that Denzel Washington is a handsome man, very attractive."
I said, "Yes, I agree and so do a lot of people."
He grew up to be straight. How about that!
I am the same way as a man. I can see when men are attractive. And am not shy about it. Definitely straight.
and then George Washington clapped
He’s following in the way of the Goldblum
I was in Red Robin's with my son when he turned to me and said "Martin Luther King is onw of the most admirable men of the twenty-first century, and I regard him very highly for his strides in the Civil Rights Movement." He's 6.
Then everyone in the Red Robin's stood up and clapped
thetrashslingingasher lmao thanks. That made me laugh
I would love to see Jeff Goldblum and Aubrey Plaza have a conversation
Omg YES!!!!!
But who would be able to decipher their conversation so we'd be able to understand what they're talking about?
"It's not as odd as you would make out!"
Maximus Minimus -- I died at that part.
@@chasingperfect28 the undead are typing these days I see
He literally flexed. it was...not as odd as Conan made out
The moment Conan takes off his watch @ 4:27 and Jeff looks like he was just handed a bar of chocolate brings a smile to face and warms my heart.
Seriously, how did Jimmy Fallon take over Conan. Conan a billion times funnier than Jimmy.
👍
@R M 4 years later - -||-
???? What? Jimmy fallon did not "take over" conan. Conan took the tonight show from jay leno, then 7 month's later jay took it back, then conan left and went to tbs. And then fallon took over after leno.
@Romeo M
Lol, what the hell are you talking about? Conan is a Democrat and in contrast to Fallon, he didn't do any canvassing for Trump.
lots of fake laughing and feminist butt licking.
Goldblum is so comfortable that he just kinda does whatever, and Conan is so uncomfortable that Conan HAS to channel his own discomfort into humor. And the two of them together is television magic, with Andy as the perfect enhancement for plussing bits and tags.
amazing insight!
Nah, Conan is enjoying it because he knows it's peak Tv
"I see him at the gym. I go too." 😂
Haha when he goes "I think you're exaggerating, mister! You're EXAGGERATING!" it was a funny.
you must be from italy
A funny
Oh, God. I love Jeff Goldblum. He's not allowed to die. Live forever, please.
Petition to strip Jeff Goldblum of his right to die!
wow. thanks a lot. now he is the next illuminati sacrifice
Life, uh, finds a way...
GrumpyCat
He cheated death with the halls incident (more like death saved him from dying)😊
He needs to be banned from death ;)
He's dressed like Dr. Alan Grant.
I was just scanning the comments for this, or I was gonna say it.
Whoa
Yaaaaas.
HahahahahH
Alan!
@3:20 That is the most Jeff Goldblum has ever Jeff Goldblumed in the decades long journey of Jeff Goldbluming.
Jeff has been admiring Conan for decades. Hope the tradition stays alive with the move to HBO.
I love how he instantly got hyped and his inner Sherlock Holmes got ready to inspect as Conan was swinging his watch in front of his eyes at 4:28
And did you see how smoothly he took Conan's watch without Him even noticing? 😂😂
I love how odd Jeff is.
I have 2 ferrets
Raiden savage weird flex but okay
@@Zombikitty99 I saw his profile pic and I thought he might have one
He is not as odd as you would make out
This IS the weirdest interview 😂
Watch some Craig Ferguson ;) this is nothing
straight up palpable sexual tension right there that whole scene
Totally totally
By the end of this segment, I'd completely forgotten that Jeff Goldblum ever admired Conan's 6-pack
Jeff Goldblum is my new religion
He is jewish
+Zach Myers so was Jesus
+Zach Myers Nice job killing the mood.
Liam Majewski its a word. i chose to use what ever word came into my titties mind.i just came up with a sentence for racist whores and i was right
Zach Myers i can respect that
I love Jeff Goldblum, he is so quirky and just plain cool.
Goldblum is the main and the best guest of all times
The delivery of "It's not as odd as you would make out" is absolute perfection. Jeff Goldblum is one of the most naturally funny people on the planet
I love how he still fit "I do, too!" in *WHILE* he's choking.
The only person who has this chemistry with Conan is russell brand, entertainment beyond!
He was choking yet he managed to say "i do too"
THIS IS GOLD....BLUM
oh I see what you did there...😆
you sir a funny, good job
4:27 Jeff looks exactly like how my cat looks like when you dangle a toy mouse in front of it, even paws at Conan's watch in the same way. Never change Jeff never change
I don't think I've ever laughed this much for any Conan interview. Goldblums brilliant.
First I wanted a 6 Pack... Now I want Halls
this whole interview was hilarious lol
I'd run away with Jeff Goldblum. In a heartbeat, no questions asked. I don't even care that he's 40 years older than me. I don't.
this is what men like to hear
Emil Brandwyne you‘ll never hear that but glad you like people crushing over jeff lmao
4 minutes of Chaotic Flirting Which Is Recommended By Psychologists
Conan: "I have the torso of a little girl"
Also Conan: 🔥🔥🔥
IT'S NOT AS ODD AS YOU WOULD MAKE OUT
I know him since i watched Jurassic Park 2 and i was about 10 Years :D This Man is such an amazing Actor
I remember him since The Fly when I was a little kid, that movie grossed me out.
David Hamilton Smith I remember almost all his movies, but the Fly was far before & more popular than Independence Day, but I understand your frustration. I do.
You need to watch "The Fly"
bouxesas the Fly first film with him ))
Watch Earth Girls are Easy.
This is the funniest interview i've seen in my life. jeff goldblum is a legend
The Goldblum-O'Brien relationship has a platonic intimacy that vibes in a way never seen before, and is completely off the rails in the best way possible. They would make hilarious D&D characters.
The way Conan looks at the crowd with that helpless look in his eye as Jeff Rambles is priceless, his face says more than he can.
Goldblum is the best... love CONAN!!!
Yes, I love them both too.
He choked when Conan said it's okay to call another man attractive he got to excited lol
So pleasantly awkward.
Well put
“Oh oh i almost choked on my halls cough drop”
1:51 i love how he is almost choking but still wants to finish his sentence
Andy: "working both sides of the street, eh?!" LMFAO!
I like how he's just being himself 😂😂
He's dressed like Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park! lol
Lmao, I didnt even notice that til now.
I love when Jeff Goldblum is on Conan.
There will never be someone like Jeff Goldblum again. Enjoy him.
I watched this twice in a row. It's too perfect.
Jeff Goldblum, Conan, Andy, and Ryan Reynolds taking a road trip would be epic
Throw Jordan Schlansky in there.
Replace Andy with Bill Burr and you've got yourself a viewer!
@@HomestarCrawler and Ryan Reynolds with Bill Hader
Could do without Andy but.... Goldblum and Conan would rock
Throw burr in there to
I didn't realize how small a head Jeff Goldblum has. He looks like that shrunken head guy in the waiting room in Beetlejuice.
Well atleast he has a smaller hitbox
#nerd
or a Gumba
sirjared21
I think it's Conan that has a gigantic head
Andy and Conan both have enormous heads
Conan + Jeff Goldbum makes me happy.
He is definitely the coolest guy named jeff
1:35
Jeff is the reason why he’s in Ragnorak❗️👏🏼
my god this was hilarious.
jeff goldblums hilarious.
Is Jeff dressed as Alan Grant from jurrassic park
Nope. Alan Grant was dressed as Jeff Goldblum.
Jeff Goldblum is the result of a science experiment by aliens that tried to combine a praying mantis, jazz, and cats
IM WHEEZING AT HIM CHOKING ON THE COUGH DROP