Christopher Hitchens Does Standup (1999)

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  • @MM-yi9zn
    @MM-yi9zn ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So massively fortunate that all these years later we can enjoy the Best of the Best in Hitchens. Nobody has ever matched his wit & oratory abilities. Still love & admire this unique & so so missed man.

  • @graham6132
    @graham6132 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Only Christopher could be drunk off-his-ass and speak on national television . . . regularly.

  • @AFMMD-q8
    @AFMMD-q8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Very best orator and polymath of modern times, I truly miss Hitch on a daily basis.

  • @thomasnikoleris7643
    @thomasnikoleris7643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hitch makes me want to educate myself and come back for more

    • @bethh.9647
      @bethh.9647 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do it! I have three of his books I am reading now and will read more after that. I truly have missed him. Sounds so cliche to say he was so unique. He was so much more!

  • @Kkevra
    @Kkevra 12 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Adorable, brilliant, hilarious, articulate, sexy--all this while hammered. Miss you, Hitch.

  • @vivharker937
    @vivharker937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He was hilarious and beautiful

  • @Scrapheap71
    @Scrapheap71 15 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Aristotle Onassis never would've married Mrs. Krushchev"
    LMFAO!!

  • @george52066
    @george52066 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    you can see Hitchens is a bit tipsy when doing his stand up

    • @uyuyuy99
      @uyuyuy99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Oscar K. Peters i was gonna comment the same thing

    • @andydixon2980
      @andydixon2980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And still extremely lucid and entertaining.

    • @AFMMD-q8
      @AFMMD-q8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8 years later I’m here to state that although tipsy and smashed, this man had more sense, wit, humour, honor and integrity that all politicians and congressmen together 1000 times over.
      I love Hitch, he was the real deal. ✨

  • @maynardyorke
    @maynardyorke 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    quite brilliant, great addition to youtube
    thank you

  • @mkocel
    @mkocel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HEY LADY!... dont forget the coffee. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @allenarcelo8798
    @allenarcelo8798 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I didn't understand 70% what the hell he was saying but at least it made me smiled

  • @kenclayton5088
    @kenclayton5088 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So much history .... truth..... facts....in his recall...

  • @Zeromus7
    @Zeromus7 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is EPIC, thanks for posting!

  • @7146533
    @7146533 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what a goal! count me in, holy shit when I listen to him about ANYTHING

  • @alextomich
    @alextomich 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like Drunken Hitchens

    • @Macconator2010
      @Macconator2010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you like him all the time? ;) Pretty sure he carries Johnny Walker on his person.

    • @alextomich
      @alextomich 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carried*
      RIP Hitch ;(

    • @FuturePoliticianPlay
      @FuturePoliticianPlay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh fuck.

  • @romancandlefight1144
    @romancandlefight1144 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wintery smile will creep across your face
    😝

  • @terratrema
    @terratrema 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hero. In two or three ways. Count them yourselves.

  • @badmovebaker
    @badmovebaker 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think it's more because he's sort of half-assing it, but even if that's the case, he manages to make that song sound sort of honest and raw.

  • @buckchile614
    @buckchile614 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His joke involving the pig reminds me of Churchill's line, " A cat looks down at you, a dog looks up to you, while a pig looks you square in the eyes..." Gutter mates, indeed

  • @sonofbattles
    @sonofbattles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Of the vice both obscene and unsavory
    holds the bishop of London in slavery
    with insidious howls
    he deflowers young owls
    that he lures to an underground aviary

  • @aaronzvz
    @aaronzvz 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's hammered, Hitch is awesome. Hope he beats cancer.

  • @MoriyaMug
    @MoriyaMug 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahaha. Right about 6:00 or so, the timing of the onscreen disclaimer is flawless. :D

  • @michaelterry1000
    @michaelterry1000 12 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I would be the first to defend Hitchens right to use tobacco and alcohol (which he does in this clip) but at the same time I am saddened that he made that choice. It probably cost him decades of life.

    • @ericwolfe2455
      @ericwolfe2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So what , lived his life the way chose to live

    • @ericwolfe2455
      @ericwolfe2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He lived his life the way he chose too

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It has a cost to burn so brilliantly.

  • @tg343441
    @tg343441 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Clinton says it wasnt sex cause she didnt feel a thing, lol
    Hitch attacking his dishonesty and sexual ineptitude

  • @camtheman3x6
    @camtheman3x6 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lucky for hitchens, he understands american humor xD

    • @needicecream100
      @needicecream100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aw man that was one of the few TH-cam comments that have made me laugh

  • @Scrapheap71
    @Scrapheap71 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hitchens is usually 3 sheets to the wind... the lucky fucker!!

  • @SuperTommyFull
    @SuperTommyFull 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The nixon joke by the end is very good

  • @thegrinny001
    @thegrinny001 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this guy beat life

  • @muffin8or
    @muffin8or 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don't forget the coffee :D

  • @jyoti61948net
    @jyoti61948net 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss him

  • @caecilius69
    @caecilius69 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wish i was as funny as this when im drunk...

  • @MrAlsfan5
    @MrAlsfan5 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It means he's totally drunk. Three sheets to the wind is a sailing term meaning all three sheets on a mast were unfurled.

  • @reballare
    @reballare 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hitchens is cool . Hitchens smokes. ERGO. Smoking must be cool. Im glad I solved this problem. Thank you and goodnight.

  • @dazpatreg
    @dazpatreg 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's like a realist Eddie Izzard!

  • @JACKtheRIPP3R189
    @JACKtheRIPP3R189 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's three sheets to the wind lmao.

  • @PUMKINMANforever
    @PUMKINMANforever 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who knew he was such a good singer?

  • @kyleruff8884
    @kyleruff8884 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wasn't that coffee joke in good will hunting?

  • @Inspiteofallthedanger
    @Inspiteofallthedanger 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Dicks Club Band

  • @TheKierensaysmaybe
    @TheKierensaysmaybe 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hes so drunk! HAHA So awesome.

  • @Flipybitz
    @Flipybitz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    R.I.P.

  • @incandesantlite
    @incandesantlite 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    swiggin' the Johnny Walker Black!

  • @8DX
    @8DX 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hitchens stopped smoking a few years back. ERGO smoking is no longer cool. Case re-opened, case closed.

  • @wormdrink414
    @wormdrink414 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks smashed, never can tell by just listening to him though. Composed as fuck.

  • @Northernmight
    @Northernmight 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hitchens doing standup. This is best thing since the pizza.

  • @hisvorpalsword
    @hisvorpalsword 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Goddam. I'm going to make "sadmaking" an everyday word.

    • @tomsckay7point0
      @tomsckay7point0 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're almost a hundred years too late...it was current in the 1920's English idiom.

    • @hisvorpalsword
      @hisvorpalsword 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dan
      I'm bringing it back.

    • @tomsckay7point0
      @tomsckay7point0 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      hisvorpalsword
      I wouldn't mind that. Bring back sickmaking too while you're at it.

  • @666percentfishing
    @666percentfishing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's half pissed, but plenty of room left haha. Good to see him a bit boozy and still coherent as hell.

  • @Vaeviktis
    @Vaeviktis 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man is totally smashed.

  • @BrianDgreat123
    @BrianDgreat123 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Hitch, he's brilliant. I have to wonder how brilliant he would be if he wasn't wasted though.

    • @AFMMD-q8
      @AFMMD-q8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hello, 15 years later I’m here (as a Hitch most honorable advocate) the erudite once stated ..”I gave lectures and met deadlines while buzzed, it made me think better”
      Although in a different platform, the great Francis Albert Sinatra would zig down the hatch a tumbler 🥃 of Jack Daniels with just a tad of Perrier before coming onstage, by the time he hit the stage with a second drink in hand he was also buzzed, go figure.

  • @aaronzvz
    @aaronzvz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Indeed.

  • @WorldNews92
    @WorldNews92 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Daily Express? - That's PETER Hitchens!

  • @suffern63
    @suffern63 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @reballare Hitchens is cool and he has cancer probably caused by smoking,a bit of a tragic waste,but probably he wouldn't have changed his lifestyle.

  • @MaxwellBennett
    @MaxwellBennett 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not officer drunk!

  • @missionpupa
    @missionpupa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The pilot joke was told in good will hunting..

  • @LukaszPrzek
    @LukaszPrzek 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was that BJ pilot joke taken from Good Will Hunting or the other way around?

  • @andrewbarr1227
    @andrewbarr1227 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    What event is this?

  • @AgentQQ8
    @AgentQQ8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I agree with Christopher Hitchens: women will never be this funny.

  • @NerfTheBrightWizards
    @NerfTheBrightWizards 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @WSWarthog could be- but this isn't so different than his usual stuff and this audience isn't very big, especially compared to other audiences he's spoken to.

  • @ILIKEWALLS
    @ILIKEWALLS 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    as i said, there are positives, they are just ignored by the media

  • @fetusjuice
    @fetusjuice 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    He looks like British Ron White!

  • @jpingage
    @jpingage 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    He reminds me of Bernard Black. :P

  • @MEpianist
    @MEpianist 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol how was C-SPAN in the Improv??

  • @musselma
    @musselma 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    the pilot/coffee/blowjob joke was is goodwill hunting two years before this.

  • @LukaszPrzek
    @LukaszPrzek 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd like to think that he came up with it

  • @reballare
    @reballare 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @hempartist420 smoking is still cool. the hitch lived life his way.

  • @lewisbreland
    @lewisbreland 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, yes. He's three sheets to the wind. For sure. lol

  • @1LTPETE
    @1LTPETE 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this perhaps the only time CSPAN placed the "Some language and themes may be offensive to some viewers" on the screen?

  • @ulkien
    @ulkien 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @jbenetcs You watch a video where Mister Hitchens is making a joke about Clinton's sex scandal and you think it's 1988?

  • @ILIKEWALLS
    @ILIKEWALLS 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You could say the same about eating fatty food... look smoking reduces appetite and prevents alzheimers and dementia in later life. it also feels fantastic after sex or a big meal. there are lots of reasons. have you ever smoked?

  • @Aja-Christian
    @Aja-Christian 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I agree. If there's anything I disliked about Hitch it was that he smoked like a chimmney and drank like a fish.
    His nicotine and alcohol addiction cost the world one of the most brilliant minds of the century.

    • @iantha999
      @iantha999 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've got that backwards. You can't get one without the other.

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@iantha999 Like he said himself, ~ I know I burn the candle in both ends, but look at the light it gives.

  • @mervinprone
    @mervinprone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe it’s Sid Blumenthal from his fan club 😂

  • @reballare
    @reballare 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @rothery86 I feel the Hitch would admire such logic

  • @sugarfreelemonade
    @sugarfreelemonade 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good Will Hunting came out in 1997.

  • @aaronzvz
    @aaronzvz 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, I know.

  • @StAndAl0neCompl3x
    @StAndAl0neCompl3x 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @henneburymarc Not true. He's already said he wouldn't take it back.

  • @ILIKEWALLS
    @ILIKEWALLS 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so who gives a fuck, lets stop panicking about what might do us harm and live for today

  • @ineedathneed
    @ineedathneed 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    he seems pissed beyond belief.

  • @benedictdegwyn
    @benedictdegwyn 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    does he mean tom wolfe when he says '... if you want a friend, hire a wolf(e)'?

  • @reballare
    @reballare 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @henneburymarc somehow I doubt that.

  •  15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh really youre honestly trying to say Mr Allen was the first person to use that verb its literal/figurative sense...

  • @CraigStCyrPlus
    @CraigStCyrPlus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only Wasp I respect.

  • @reballare
    @reballare 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @hempartist420 chill out pal. have a ciggy, it will calm your nerves and possibly reduce the need to lash out at people on the internetz

  • @ncktyu
    @ncktyu 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Explain to me that statement. I've heard it twice now.

  • @ILIKEWALLS
    @ILIKEWALLS 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    to be honest
    not because i smoke, because im not terrified of trying new things, also from the way you describe nicotine addiction, you dont seem to go out much

  • @GavinHitchens
    @GavinHitchens 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mine will be an utterly pointless comment but i have to say i loved yours.

  • @SmilingJack100
    @SmilingJack100 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    That, and the few times dick cheney has appeared in public XD. But yes, I do find that a very interesting point.

  • @xpostal1289x
    @xpostal1289x 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:11 he "BRANG" his own fan club? seriously?

  • @koss121
    @koss121 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @MsSuzz29 Haha, I've never thought of that before! Agreed.

  • @juancardenas711
    @juancardenas711 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He was absolutely funny before go after religion. Different humor anyway..

  • @rokas1899
    @rokas1899 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    thats a sad comment

  • @SquirrelGott
    @SquirrelGott 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @xpostal1289x lol "Who'd of thunk!"

  • @FreekinEkin2
    @FreekinEkin2 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    HITCHENS MADE PIZZA?!

  • @winmine0327
    @winmine0327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm going to admit that I don't understand the Aristotle Onassis bit, really not at all.

    • @kewltony
      @kewltony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aristotle Onassis married Jackie Kennedy after JFK was assassinated. Unlike Jackie Kennedy, Nina Khrushchev was not known for her good looks.

    • @AFMMD-q8
      @AFMMD-q8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kewltonyThank you for that, I was also taken aback a bit not understanding fully that joke, but loving the one and only Hitch.

  • @TheDestruct0r
    @TheDestruct0r 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @BloggerMusicMan good luck

  • @ILIKEWALLS
    @ILIKEWALLS 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    i hope you dont preach like this to him. he made a choice, one it would seem he's sticking to, fair enough really.

  • @lloydgar01
    @lloydgar01 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol i think he's nervous really

  • @cellURAR
    @cellURAR 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...not anymore:)

  • @Adrhodes442
    @Adrhodes442 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hitch stealing a joke from Good Will Hunting??? Disappointed but I'll let it slide this may be the drunkest I've ever seen him.

  • @garethwilkinson3456
    @garethwilkinson3456 ปีที่แล้ว

    Much missed. There are lesser but nonetheless keen minds.

  • @SlayerX114
    @SlayerX114 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    appears a little nerved, his first stand up?

    • @AFMMD-q8
      @AFMMD-q8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, the second one was in 2005

  • @ChrisOrillia
    @ChrisOrillia 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    hes pretty drunk