TF2 - But It Takes An Hour To Push The Payload
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This is Desert Bus, based on the game Desert Bus, your job is to push the cart in a complete straight line in the middle of the desert where your only form of protection are... cactuses. Only problem is it takes an HOUR to push the cart. People can headshot you EVERYWHERE. You will be scared at all times. What can lurk in the desert... just ready to sneak up on you. A spy? A flying demoman? It can be anything, you need to be afraid. To be fair this is a nice new and refreshing map, my boy fluury made it. Good job buddy! Check out his other maps too!
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title: desert bus
martin: you drive a truck
smh martin wtf
hahhahaha omg i'm -450 iq
@@Serious-Martin smh imagine having -450 iq, get on my level while i have -451 iq
@@taclear3458 Dud i haf -451 iq smherz
originalname923 Comment of Year
I have - 452 iq dickheads.
So basically, just a normal game of Hightower
Expect this is called "Payerload"
Happy to see you here stickmaster500
*_yee_*
hightower, but its flat
Well yes, but actually no
Map makers: I'm so bad at making maps, my maps are a joke
Martin: *that is exactly why you are perfect*
The parents of paedophiles really do be trying to improve
@@thenightjackal w h a t
Monkey 30000 MAP is an acronym used by paedophiles on Twitter that stands for Minor Attracted Person
@@thenightjackal Oh yeah I heard about that, I just couldn't associate it with the context haha
@@thenightjackal why does twitter even allow those
Martin never really had a break. He just played this map over and over.
Probably played an extended version of this.
@@dvdjhp desert buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus ?
@@megaeliminator3260 good enough
@@megaeliminator3260 So thats long bus on short desert
FUCK I JUST POSTED MY COMMENT AND SAW THIS GOD DAMNIT
-SiN is back
-Karma Charger has got his channel back
-Martin is back
*_Oh yeah, it's all coming together_*
Well this aged well
Now we just need Jerma and Star_ to get their acts together!
Maybe muselk will revert to his old days too
@@dkstudios4805 nah have you seen his newest tf2 videos? He sounds like he is talking to 5 year olds...
@@NoclipOZ i said his old self-not just go back to tf2 (;
also he is kinda talkin to 5 year olds, lol
This is where the fun begins...
Oh. Oh, he’s ACTUALLY back to making content. Oh lord.
My peepee can't take that much of Martin's content!
I wonder what’s he been doing during that timeskip?
@@sushilee7098 he said his Internet went out
stahp
For over a year? Holy crap.
well this is spoiled quickly
2:00 "what are you gonna do? Run 5 miles away and shoot me"
"Yeah, i mean no"
"Why are there so many people ready to join us"
They believed you would come back, thats why
8:27
Real footage of a human wave attack at the Battle of Verdun (1916)
Everybody gansta till scouts start migrating
Lorenzo Centurelli German Scharfschütze frantically cycles his bolt as a Doughboy charges at him (circa. 1918)
@@bruschetta7711 🤣🤣🤣
Life of a trench messenger runner succs.....
Charge of the Arditi against the Austrian line.
This could actually be a good map if you uncap the cart's push limit, so more than 4x people will push it faster.
Like how point capping works?
@@youtubeuniversity3638 This comment is two years old, but still. The speed at which the cart can be moved is capped to 4x by default.
@@sovietspy8661 Isn't it 3x, just like control points?
@@fedethegreat88 It was 4x in my memory but idk maybe
Another thing that would massively improve this maps is disabling snipers. You can choose which mercenaries will spawn at which spawn point so you can make all snipers spawn in an insta-kill death-pit.
Legends tell they're still on the server, trying to push a cart
To this very day, perhaps.
Imagen if halfway there the cart yeeted itself into orbit
Why would it even do that?
To frustrate you and possibly, make a moon system with the planet
Oddly specific
@@puffnisse 'cause its foonee
*shounic intensifies*
"You have to push the cart for an hour"
"Then why isn't the video how long it took to cap?"
lol ikr
Game: is called desert bus
Martin: "it's a game where you drive a truck"
Bruh
Stolen comment.
@@David_Ace_Rej_Ollsan I posted without seeing the other
David Ace Rej Ollsan just because a comment is related does not mean it is stolen.
I believe that ideas are unique, people under the same circumstances can think of the same idea. If someone called someone else a nerd then some people would agree and others won't. But there's a good chance this comment is stolen since a more popular one is the literal top comment.
- Mom can we have 6:05 ?
- We have 6:05 at home.
6:05 at home:
6:27
Reddit: Mom, can we have an overused meme joke?
Mom: We already have an overused meme joke
*Overused meme joke*
@@SonofTiamat you expect quality from the TH-cam comment section?
reddipussyschnitzels sound delicious.
Nah, this was pretty good
@@SonofTiamat half the shit you utter out your mouth is most likely 7484958x less funny
The map is actually surprisingly well made. The buildings, the skybox, it’s actually pretty well made for a joke map.
i think the skybox could use to be higher, you can see him hitting it when hes trying to stickyjump
One must imagine Martin happy.
8:24
Last Russian push in Stalingrad against the German forces, circa 1943 (colorised)
Imagine being missing and then returning by making two videos in two days
"This map is called desert bus"
Me: *Joel flashbacks
DUCKTALES
lebend
tutorals?!
pussy. destroyer.
GRAAAND DAD!
*jojo*
A wakymap: exist
Martin: Now This looks like a job for me
That disguised Spy game though was actually really nice, you could make a small minigame out of that
I knew immediately from the map title what this was going to be. I'm more disappointed by the fact it wasn't in the game anytime sooner.
"You've tried so hard, and gone so far,
but in the end, it doesn't even matter."
-The Creator of this map probably
Sounds something like the narrator of "getting over it" would say.
@@computo2000 seems legit. Also the narrator is benedit foddy or something
Reminds me of a song
@@bloxxythings3254 That's... why it's quoted. That's the reference.
It's a link to a park.
Ha.
8:22 Dad pls come back
lmao
ngl when you began yelling "Stop the cart!" it reminded me of the polar exspress where they say "Stop the Train!"
Oh he’s actually back!!! Hell yeah!!
Also damn this map sounds like hell
This feels like a dream youd have after playing a lot of tf2 before bed
Legend has it, they are still pushing the cart to this day
This is gonna be a paradise for friendlies and a nightmare for tryhards.
Just a bunch of space and 2 payloads and buildings
I’m calling it perfect even though I a few seconds in on the video
Welcome to the authentic experience of Mann. CO employees that deliver the bombs to maps.
8:25 Group of Naruto runners charging area 51 dodging incoming fire from the guards -februari 2020, colourized, brightened and oversaturated
How could you write februari
The Mechanist your forgot the funny in your joke
yeah what he said
That Scout rush at the end was hilarious. Do more stuff like that lmao
Description: this is desert bus based on desert bus
*hmm*
Actually, I’d love to see how an aimbot would handle a map like this. Is it precise enough to land headshots from all the way across?
nope, aimlock starts missing at like 8k units, silent at about 10k
Heavy: is nice
SeriousMartin:Uploads video
Everyone: A surprise,to be sure, but a welcome one
I could see myself genuinely enjoying a match on this map
I like how you’re just suddenly back after a whole year 😂
JourneyousJC what
"Its like Christmas morning"
"Its an australian christmas bloody miracle"
one must imagine martin happy
TF2 is a 13 year game but this map is ETERNAL
well guys, i found the reason why martin took so long to come back
he just played this repeatedly for like a year
I would’ve just gone Engineer, taunting with the rancho relaxo on top of the payload; And just put on some music in another tab, and wait :P
It pushes you off the cart tho
No..no no no... HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE NEW VIDEOS FROM THIS CHANNEL??? But seriously really nice video glad to see you uploading again :D
Me: "Oh neat, a desert bus ma--"
Martin: *loses interest in map after thirty seconds.*
Me: 🤐
The map: this takes 1 hour to push all the way.
Everyone: jokes on you im scout
Doctor: You have one hour left to live.
*Me:*
This map: Takes 1 hour to push the payload.
24/7 Hightower Payload: Am I a joke to you?
The reason Martin was gone for so long is because he was making this video and it took him that long to finish the map
سحز شكصشغس قثظثظوثق يغخزا هي اشس
какой претый классный комментарий
7:13 "Step 2 ascend from darkness"
lol
When the cactuses start speaking Australian
1st desert bus then revenant bus then desert hog and now this? We're really gonna bring back this legend of a game
Martin's back yeeey :D
If you’ve watched the biggest zombie map ever by Tim Hansen then imagine this. A payload map on that massive map, the payload going up and down in rows on the entire map.
fun fact: the server IP is your IP
When two ambassador spies encounter each other
*insert ecstasy of gold
Me: aw why do martin vids keep getting recommended to me?
Video:1 week ago
Me:a yes i see the god has risen from his slumber
How I would feel pushing the cart in that map:That place! I must get to that place!
The enemy team:This place is taken, there's no escape
martin: THIS MAP TAKES AN HOUR TO COMPLETE
speed capped: are u here to challenge me?
Legends say that Red and Blu are still pushing the cart in "Desert Bus" to this very day.
Carl Johnson: "Grove Street, home. At least it was before I f**ked everything up.
So, I assume, Carl turned it into Sand Hill?
Grove Street is looking a lot like Sand Hill right now.
Me to a friend: Hey man, I found this TF2 map, you down to play
Friend: Yeah sure, but like- what are the sniper sight-lines like?
Me:....Yes.
TF2 - But It Takes An Hour To Push The Payload
video: *9 minutes*
me:There's something wrong,i can feel it
4:19
the battle of the century,
good fight martin, good fight.
LOL Spy sapping moment was hilarious xD
A group of scouts trying to no get snipe so desesperately as they get closed to these snipers was the best thing I ever seem on this channel
Reznov would be proud with your cart pushing technique
He actually isn't a sellout and didn't stretch the video out to 10 minutes TRUE MAN right here :)
I'm so happy that martin is uploading again
The scout attack reminds me of that scene in one of the new Star Wars movies with the crappy speeders charging as they get picked off one by one.
Doom bus: exist
Halo: makes map Doom bus
TF2: my turn
this is exactly what i envisioned when i read the lore
"miles upon miles of endless, worthless desert"
I'm so glad we had the same Cloak and Dagger idea.
This is even more entertaining than the actual desert bus to be honest
The 2 teams when they come across eachother on thier way to deliver the payload:
*peice was never an option*
imagine this desert bus + that payload video the one were you touch it once and it gets to the end
The way it goes back is so brutal
I knew what this map was going to be called before I even clicked the video, there is a similar custom Halo 2 map made by InfernoPlus which also takes an hour to complete the objective except it's CTF.
The video stopped to buffer at 0:04 when I was watching so it just said "it's based"
I fucking love martin, i thought he was dead
thank god he's back
Hey the part where you all disguised as spies was actually really cool
If the carts had a normal or boosted push speed I'd actually be mildly tempted to try this, although I assume this video was the most amusing/interesting 9 minutes out of... a very long time.
This is why we havent heard from Martin, he's still playing this map.
Teleport era must be really handy
"one must imagine sisyphus happy"
Legend has it that they're still pushing the carts to this day.
This is what happens when quarantine drives you nuts. It leads to this hell.
this will be an endless hell like 2fort and hitower.
edit: 2fort: 3 engies staying on a guard of a briefcase and much snipers camping on the middle
hitower: trolldiers marketgardening everything that moves
this map: I can't even describe this shiewt in the words.
Hmm a visitor? indeed i have slept long enough
The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am *EAGER* to make them remember.
This is just 2X Highertower but with less punishment.
Push it to the limit!
Standing on the razor's edge
Don't look down, just keep your edge!
Or you'll be finished!
Wow,all of the Tf2ers are back.
I like the map, honestly. If it wasnt so long, and payload wasnt that slow, and if there was more obstacules in the way, it would pretty decent
Welcome to a game of highER tower
Bricks shall be shat, Martin is back.
8:30 Charge of the Light Brigade (1854 - Colorized)
This is even more hellish than every payload race map ever designed put into one
Oh Ive been through the desert on a horse with no name. It felt good to be out of the rain.