For the Love of Coffee | ASMR
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- Join me as I enjoy a cup of decaf k-cup coffee.
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Strange idea after the 'hot coffee in the eyes could cause blindness' line - but I'd love to see an overly cautious travel/tour guide or some sort of video. Just someone warning you of oddities that could spell danger
good idea
This. 👌🏼
ooooo this would be so cool! and i bet Uncle E would have a lot of cool one-liners or stories to spin, considering his whole style
I bet he would make a video like that
Or just generally "super anxious man trying to make sure you're safe but obviously a little much"
Him talking to the machine was wholesome and priceless
Xiao? What are you doing here?
I have always been here my friend
Uncle E makes me feel safe and relaxed
yeah, I talk to household items all the time and I felt represented
Thats nice
6ij
Love coming back to The Godfather of ASMR when life is too much to handle. Chemo treatments for 3 years-I’m over it and I needed this brain break. Clear my mind to make some tough decisions. You always help balance things out in my soul. I wish you knew JUST how much you mean to millions over all these years. I basically grew up with you.
Please keep up the good work as long as you can. We treasure you.
Wait I'm confused are you still doing chemo or are you finished?? Doesn't really matter but whichever one it is hope things are going great👍
3 years wow! You’re a very strong woman, that’s a lot to go through. I’ve seen what cancer and chemo does to people so I can only imagine what it must’ve been like ❤️ hope you’re healthy and happy ❤️
@@MakoMusic_ I’m still doing what they call palliative chemo, it’s been just about 2* years straight, which is a bit higher than normal but it was low doses at first while I was in a clinical trial but that didn’t work out. The side effects from the chemo are beginning to be too much and I’m deciding between continuing, taking a break if possible, or quitting chemo and looking to alternative methods and lifestyles. My doctors have not yet said I have to stop the chemo but I know it will get to that point soon.
*changed 3 to 2
@@Hazeyface Wow. And you've done that for 3 years?? Honestly that is really impressive. As a guy that has only seen what cancer and chemo does to people I must say you are quite the resilient woman for enduring that for 3 years. Whatever decision you make as of now would be what you think is best for your lifestyle and honestly hope you're happy🙃
@@MakoMusic_ why the 🙃
As a person that loves coffee and ASMR -- and sometimes both at the same time. This is amazing!
I'm not sure if you are going to get caffeine in your blood by watching this video.
@@DarkerRunesASMR I meant by drinking the coffee, and watching the ASMR.
@@GgTTV828 Yeah. ASMR that contains caffeine could be a paradox. Because so many use ASMR for sleeping, while caffeine is a central nervous system stimulant.
I remember getting the Halloween flavor themed coffee around that time. Never knew coffee can be so fun in a way
Hah that's kinda ironic
Considering it was its first time I think the coffee machine did a great job. I mean first-times are always rough. The excitement, the fear: It’s hard to keep your cool and stick to the task at hand, even if you’ve done it a thousand times before. I remember my first time. My job was a lot easier than that machine’s. All I had to do was let the water inside me come to a boil. Everything went fine ‘till the water was ready. No one came to pick me up and so I started to panic. I let out high pitched squeals utterly unbecoming of a professional. Yet still no one came. I tried to let off some steam and in fact I did, tons of it. And still no one came. At this point I was almost frustrated that no one did me the kindness to put me out of my helpless misery. I screeched like I never had before desperate to get any kind of attention. Ear piercing as a sound it was people immediately noticed and someone rushed to grab me off the stove. They cursed the whole time. It turns out it was a few seconds, barely a minute that they had left me to wait. With all pent-up energy inside me it just felt like an eternity.
That was the last time I worked with that crew. They replaced me with an electric water cooker.
Now I am with a family that likes oldtimey things like myself. They don’t use me often, as they only make coffee and tea for guests. But when they do I know it’s a special occasion so I feel all the more excited. That’s the key thing: Excitement. Instead of letting all that energy be made up of fear and anxiety, I just take it all as excitement and the rest follows.
You, sir, need to write a novel.
"The Teapot's Journey", it should be called.
HUH AUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
haha machine go EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Your IQ is for sure 10000+
For a second I thought this was going to be a story of you working at Starbucks 😂
I'm making my first middle-of-the-day cup coffee in 5 years, and you post this! You're in my head uncle E.
He’s sending signals through voids, I tell ya! Void signals everywhere!
@@alexmartinez5859 ephemeral void
As a person who loves ASMR but hates Coffee this video made me reconsider my life choices and give coffee a second chance
lol 😂
Hey just a question, are you perhaps Swedish?
The only kind of coffee I drink is Vietnamese iced
If you dislike coffee and it is an issue of bitterness, try lighter roasts. Lighter roasts have more of a sourish taste with less bitterness.
@@helixgames_sw3537 well i am European but no im not from Sweden mein name is a nickname i had 4 year long story doe
I could legit watch an entire hour of Rift talking with an appliance.
Or maybe an appliance talking to rift.....let that sink in.....
@@HrDthereviewer so the sink can talk to rift?
What?
I can only imagine that ER must walk into every appliance store when he shops, walks up to the first attendee present and asks 'good now, what *sounds* does this make?'
Then taps on the show model for 10 minutes to check quality
You figured me out.
“Yes hello I’d like to return this mug, I’ve found it in fact makes a quiet **cling* sound and not a soft **ting* sound and I’d like a refund please…”
ER, you're seriously a treasure. Your videos are as soothing as they are enigmatic, and fun. You're impossible to explain, while being perfect in every way.
Thank you
you so pure
I like how you can see on 0:13 his face turns around in the glass. Looks like his second personality going down in this evil machine
i had my first exam today since June 2021 and I was so stressed I got nauseous, which made me skip breakfast. It's video's like these that make me want to get a drink and something to eat. Just like wen you'd be visiting a family member :)
Thanks Uncle E!
Thank you so much for sticking with the idea! And I love how you added the requisite ER creative touch by avoiding having to buy a French press lol
Hey man,
I’ve been away from you’re channel pretty exactly 6 years now, I don’t know why it came to that but I found my way back. I see that you still create great content ,which makes me glad of course!
On a another note, if I’m remembering correctly you had some mental health issues that you talked about in a/some video & I just wanted to say that I genuinely hope that you’ve had a chance to process it and had a chance to work on getting better ❤️🩹
Keep being you.
So nice
Long have we waited friends. Tonight, WE RELAX! With coffee, somehow..
Lol
That look at 9:25 is the same one I get when my moka pot finally boils. Oh, what a pleasure it is to pour coffee steaming hot from stove to mug.
I was having a rough day. Lots of anxiety that just wouldn’t go away. I saw this video, made myself a cup of my favorite coffee, popped in my earbuds and watched this while I drank it. Pretty soon I was feeling those awful anxiety jitters going away. I love this video. ❤️
I love how he gives the coffee machine a stern talk like it was his own child 12:57
Just you, a cup of coffee and a ramble with many detours. Love those type of videos. Thank you!
I quit coffee a few years ago, herbal tea is what I gravitate towards, if I have to drink anything.
Lots of coffee and tea companies sell tea, hot chocolate, etc in the K cup form. To be able to be used in these machines. For example, I bought a box of k cups from my local grocery store that is ice tea. You put ice cubes in the cup while brewing and when done you have iced tea. Good deal.
I do love that Twinnings ginger and lemon tea. With lots of honey.
9:33 love the tie fix
Omg. Those slow squeezes on the creamer cup almost knocked me out.
ER ASMRed his coughing.
This is new territory.
Nothing like a morning Joe to start the day. Just don’t end up like that one woman from meet the Robinsons, she needs help
Where u live that’s morning rn?
@@kellenb.1679 yn time zones exist, right?
Who’s joe
What about a man named joe who is currently mourning the death of his pet coffee maker?
@@kittensareawesome2789 he was asking 😐
Me drinking coffee to wake up: ok, let's go with the day!
Also me, dying cus the coffeine has worn out way too fast:
but I still love coffee, it tastes fucking awesome!
@@CaptainAries coffee sucks and iis bad
Coffe is nice, but I prefer tea, most of the time.
@@Hadowsay019 Bean water > leaf water
@@Franz____zz if you are drinking it responsibly, then why would it be bad? It's not like I'm drinking only coffee all the time, mostly after the work so I can wake up a little and enjoy rest of my day. Also, I can't taste tea because of COVID, and hell mate, I loved tea :/
I spill at least a little bit every single morning there’s absolutely no way to not spill when you’re pouring water into a coffee maker
If you are using a mug, just do it really fast so it doesn't have time to dribble at the bottom.
Use a measuring cup with a spout👌
@@michaelscott2940 nice name, are you related to the Michael Scott from The Office?
@@shivamgandhi5779 lol, no
Oooh i love coffee, and the Sound of them, you do a great job 🙏🏻😇☕️
I got into coffee when I was like 16 or something, but it was mainly out of necessity. I would usually get 5 hours of sleep, but I noticed that when I drank coffee, it instantly felt like it added that extra 3 hours of sleep to me and made me feel energized and fully awake. It's really crazy how coffee works.
I am not really a coffee type of guy but this video was so calming and amazing.
I have been waiting for the perfect coffee ASMR video for SO long. And you delivered. Thank you
The fact that I made a pot of coffee just to sip it with him says how much he's grown on me
I decided to make a cup of coffee ☕️ to watch this video!!! Thanks Paul!! Great video as always my man!!
I know you were talking to your Keurig but I really needed to hear that conversation so thanks (13:34)
I like the theme of ephemeral rift.The vibe is so nice
I also have that coffee machine and it works pretty well
i gotta say i really like these more simple videos. minimal props and no big stories. i always end up trying to stay awake during the ERU videos because I wanna learn about the universe more. But these knock me right tf out with the more mindless ramblings.
Yeeeeeesss! Finally its here! The coffee video!
This makes me want coffee, even though it’s 2am
He did it!! He bought the Keurig machine!
The best coffee asmr I've ever seen!
Everybody gansta until rift starts talking to the coffee machine.
I personally thought it was great for his first time, I can't wait to see the sequel.
First time? Oh the coffee machine?? Lol he said that line right as I typed this 😂
Get someone that looks at you the way Papa Rift looks at his coffee
sometimes you need an ASMR of someone just drinking coffee and talking to you
I'm trying to fall asleep but you're absolutely hilarious. I can't stop smiling and laughing. Bravo.
Id like to see the coffee machine return, it really tried
So glad that this was my first video on ephemeral rift
Love how he just had a K-Cup sitting in the machine already
Lol it happens 🤣
16 and drink coffee pretty regularly ; definitely not the best thing for the body but as for taste? man, coffee is a wonderful invention
It would be cool to see a video where you interact with objects, but they make sounds completely different from what they should
Good ol cup of joe to make my day less stressful.
The creamer cup tingles !!!
I am a coffee lover and worshipper! I go to Starbucks we very Sunday for service and show my respects. The coffee Gods died on the mug for our sins 🙏 praise be to caffeine.
The K-Cup tapping !!!
I like my coffee like I like the background of ASMR videos.
Completely white
I'm not one for coffee myself, but this was a nice, chill video. Always nice to hear ER talk about his experiences and thought.
i love how many stories and loops this background has seen
it's good to know that my k-mini isn't the only k-mini that makes hellish noises long after the coffee has been brewed
I think they all do haha.
Yes! The perfect combo! ASMR and CcCCCccoooffeee!!!
the wonderful sounds of a Kurig
Me waiting for my paycheck knowing damn well I’m gonna spend it on shit that I don’t need: 9:20
Sometimes after I get off the bus from school to home I sometimes might be home alone for a little bit and I will make some coffee. It always tastes good after school
"Whats my purpose?" "You pass butter" "Oh my god"
I see so few people add cream and sugar before they either brew or pour coffee into their cup.
It saves stirring, and prevents waste of your options are paper/plastic stirs
I mean.... Spoons exist,
I mean.... Spoons exist,
@@mylife-23 I'm talking about out in public when they aren't always available. Even at home, then you have to wash a spoon.
@@samuelrichey1888 coffee shops should have spoons & every gas station ik with coffee has spoons.
@@mylife-23 ok
In Japan there's coffee jelly, coffee in Jell-O form. You can buy it at any convenience or grocery store plain or in a cup with cream, or as a dessert on top of mousse or ice cream. It's my favorite! Very delicious and also quite filling. If I have a little cup of it in the morning, I am no longer hungry for breakfast
You have no idea how many times I’ve watched this
OMG THANK YOU FOR ACTUALLY MAKING THE VIDEO UNCLE ER!!
Really appreciate this video. Thank you
I don't know why, but this is my favorite now. Uncle ER making coffee and chatting. He should open the first ASMR Café with tingles on the Menu.
I'm loving the content so often. I genuinely look forward to your post's dude
Ok but 11:27 is literally me every time my phone starts freaking out. I wish I was lying
Тоже люблю кофе (and i like too), тоже без сахара (not sugar)
А еще привет из России) (and hello from Russia)
=)
@Hello dolbaeb
Blyatiful!
@@middleofnowhere1313 no "ful")
blyat')
@@assassinacg4955 It was a joke from Life of Boris ;)
Hey Rift, just wanted to say, I appreciate that you say that it’s ok to not be splentastically well. Probably more than I should lol. Makes me feel better if I’m not feeling great. Keep up the content, man.
I love a nice cup of coffee in the morning, and this ASMR was also a relaxing start to my day!
I had a Keurig "K Cup" coffee machine at an Airbnb I stayed at in California and it was so much better than the coffee pod machines we get in the UK.
So now I'm getting weird nostalgia vibes from this video 😂 which is making me contemplate getting one shipped over to me from the states.
Keurigs are the only way my man, send me some legit tea making stuff and I will send you some legit coffee making stuff lol
i have an extra one ill sell it to you lol
to any people who get r/wooooshed that was a joke
@@joemamacrews what
after i seen the asmr vid but everything is loud 😂 i’m here going to sleep most the time thank you sir goodnight
I like to think that Uncle ER was so happy with his new coffee machine that he wanted to show it off
I have a video suggestion: you should do a Van Gogh ASMR. Maybe Van Gogh painting the viewer, or talking to the viewer between paintings. Whatever it is, I know you would absolutely kill it acting as him
7:35
13:00
Everything this man says is gold.
It’s funny how coffee is supposed to wake us up but here it’s putting us to sleep
Rift, I am sorry, I usually love ur vids, but you ground up my bean brothers to give yourself energy! The bean union will not stand for this, the only way we will forgive you is if you make a video dedicated to those beans’ memories, and if not, we will rise up!
Swear as soon as I started the video I smelt coffee.... Walked out side to see if someone was making coffee only to be let down. Crazy how the smell just can't to mind.
The Goat of ASMR!!
Pls bring back your podcasts I would love to try it out. Love your videos!
I listen to ASMR moments after waking up, this video reminded me of a previous video of you, The one were you tapped that concerning-looking wood plank some years ago, in a was-going-to-be series of morning short ASMR videos.
I think a Corvus video on the keurig would be fun. He tries to figure out why it dispenses warm beverages and delve into the “you are what you are” like what ER did here.
Normal Human Bodies: 70% Water
Me: 50% Coffee and 20% Tea
This is just like my friend coffee talk
That "My Precious" moment was awesome 😂
As a person that hates coffee in every sensational experience, great video!
Decaf? And here I am starting to vibrate after my 7-8th cup today
Hehe. The gates of hell and unleashing of demons into the cup thing is really got me. Now every time I make a coffee for myself I'm thinking about it.
That is the exact same coffee maker I use !!! Same color and all
Fun fact: caffeine affects people with adhd in varied and adverse manners - some of us still get the typical rush from it, but the most common though is that it actually acts more as a sleep aid and calming agent.
This why a doctor might tell a mother to let her adhd child/children have chocolate covered espresso beans.
As someone who has ADHD and occasionally drinks coffee this is true.
Omg im all about this er!!! Asmr and coffee, hell yeah!!! Made my day
Man I love coffee
that ending was hilarious it was like a post credit scene
I have that same coffee maker model. Though I honestly wish it was easier to pour coffee in there lol.
Idk how I’m just realizing this , but Rift looks identical to MCA from Beastie Boys
Just looked em up, and yeah looks like him when freshly shaved.
You know what I would like to see, a video of ER just saying all the ideas he has going on in his head, he could even add in ideas from his comment section coz I feel like he will never run out of ideas so this video would be an endless asmr video
The way he watched the coffee like a mad scientist killed me