I literally wrote out this same comment then scrolled down to see your comment. I'm eating cereal as well, which is things floating in a liquid. It made the Swimming Pool conversation that much worse Haha!
The reason you need the loo when you swim is the pool water takes heat away from your body much faster than air, and when you get cold your body tries to get rid of as much liquid as possible because that is less for the body to spend energy regulating the temperature of. Less liquid = warmer core, the main priority for your body in cold temperatures is to keep the core warm on as little energy as possible.
Imagine me, in 12th grade, having not seen an overhead projector since like 4th. And my teacher walks into the classroom a bit late, wheeling in an overhead projector. "The classrooms projector is broken so we'll be using my personal overhead projector I had at home."
Actually, it's not necessarily reacting with pee. The chloramines which produce the smell can form from the reaction of chlorine with a lot of "biological substances". Pee is one of them, but so is spit, sweat, snot, and shit.
I sat down with a nice home made plate of fried rice and was opened TH-cam. I saw there was a new Hat Films video and thought to my self 'Great! I'll watch this while I eat!' Then I thought better of it and watched something else until I finished my meal. I am learning.
I'd like to add to the pool discussion that around the time I started using contact lenses was about the time I stopped going to the public pool. Reason is I had to wear swimming goggles unless I wanted to lose my contacts, but this also meant I got to se EVERYTHING that was floating around in the pool. There is only so many plasters and boggers you can handle seeing floating near ya.
Dam I remember smart white boards always used to go out of focus and the pens would sync correctly also I live near golden stone and my mum told be about when the floor in the changing room wash like ice
We had an OHP that projected a real handout (paper) instead of transparencies. You could use transparencies as well or use a transparency that you could write with a marker and erase it.
How is that possible? The light shining through the transparency and into the overhead lens is how they enlarge the image and project it. Are you sure it wasn't some other type of projector?
Gotta say I got out of highschool not too long ago and the only thing we used an ohp for was to make huge posters on art paper of random people like shia labeouf.
Also, oh my god, I remember the transition into the smart whiteboards, hahaha, everyone in our class always wanted a go on it, at the time I thought they were pretty cool, haha
Wow, you guys _actually_ managed to make yourselves feel sick this time, hahaha, and of all the nasty things you've talked about, it was pool water that got you XD XD XD I mean it is definitely gross, but like, have you guys heard some of your own conversations before? hahahaha
Sorrry Smith, I wasn't dumb enough as a child to drink the really bad tasting chlorinated pool water that dozens of small children, fat people, sweaty athletes, and the elderly have been in without realizing...
I had 2 verrucas as a kid, both times my mum got a tiny knife type thing and dug them out of my foot. After attempting to kill them off with bazooka, obviously.
Hatters! You gotta stop eating while watching Hat Films. Seriously. I see you commenting every time. Please learn! It’s Hat Films. Just assume it’s gonna be gross.
Bazooka that verruca? Wouldn't that be a fine thing. When I was a kid that product didn't exist; my mum had to pull the roots out of my foot one by agonising one with a pair of tweezers.
We called an OHP a Visualizer at school. But an OHP can also include the projectors that are on most classroom ceilings now that project onto an interactive whiteboard. Speaking as a 20yo aka in school 2 years ago, the smart whiteboards are still pretty dogshit. All the problems you state still totally exist. About once a day I would be in a lesson and it would flash up the "PLEASE CALIBRATE NOW" thing and the teacher would stop midsentence for a while to recalibrate the board. Sometimes they had to get a student to come up to the board and touch the pen to the crosses in the corners because the students are taller than the teachers half the time and the teachers cant reach. Once I remember Ross talking about how he never got his BCG vaccination so his school was on something for sure.
to be honest i really liked the SMART boards. I even bought a touchscreen monitor for my PC and got the software online to draw shit at home. Still got the installer for that. 113mb ;)
While I'm certainly not defending or advocating the practice of pissing in the pool I think you're forgetting how diluted the pee really is. An average piss is less than a litre and a swimming pool holds about 2500000 litres of water and with all the water movement it gets dispersed pretty quickly. The chlorine in the pool will sterilise the water to a more than acceptable level but it must be noted that it's easy to suffer chlorine poisoning (digestive issues/breathing difficulties/cough) from drinking too much of it. Things like verrucas are picked up in the changing rooms and on the way out of the pool and any actual diseases were more likely picked up from the being in school where you're in close confines with other people. If you don't want to swim at the pool then fair enough but just remember that the tranquil looking river or lake is constantly being pissed, shit and bled into by everything, every day. I did a lot of water quality testing for the EA/Canal and River Trust and could tell you some horror stories about what's been found, they might look nice but from a health perspective the pool is far safer.
everything about the OHP an smart boards i felt i was in primary in the 2000s nothin better than bein 8yrs old smashin out jesus anthems in the assembly....even tho i was atheist
Is Hat Films secretly sponsored by Deliveroo? Because they must be making BANK on so many people reordering food after watching their videos. Jesus Christ.
I was so close to actually barfing I had to take my headphones off... (Later) put the head phones back on and you're talking about drinking the pool water, I'm out
As a circumcised man I have experienced no problems with it. I was circumcised as an adult, don't know if that makes a difference physically but just thought I should mention it.
Hat Films' trauma with circumcision is hilarious to me, because in America it's something so perfectly normal. When we look at places like the UK that don't circumsize we see it as weird. Lol
This explains the OHP on the scribbl game. Had no idea where that came from.
Makes so much sense now!
When will I learn ive watched these lads for so many years when will i learn my damn lesson not to eat while watching!!!
Io no dude, how have you not learnt.
same....
I literally wrote out this same comment then scrolled down to see your comment. I'm eating cereal as well, which is things floating in a liquid. It made the Swimming Pool conversation that much worse Haha!
I think this is the first time I've genuinely felt ill listening to them talk. Not even the four cheese pizza made me gag, but public pools did
I can't get over Ross finishing 2nd in this. And he thought he was last.
I was just chilling eating lunch and watching this... Then the pool conversation started... I lost my appetite!
I was eating dinner when I watched this. I now feel very sick
The reason you need the loo when you swim is the pool water takes heat away from your body much faster than air, and when you get cold your body tries to get rid of as much liquid as possible because that is less for the body to spend energy regulating the temperature of. Less liquid = warmer core, the main priority for your body in cold temperatures is to keep the core warm on as little energy as possible.
Weird Wacky Wonderfool ohhhhhh I always thought I was a sponge
No bc piss is warm. Therefore more piss in me equals me more warm.
oh no i forgot about this story. i just got something to eat too!!!
F
I feel you, was eating as well, F
Literally eating my breakfast rn
I was brushing my teeth. Wasn’t a great time to be watching this video and brushing my teeth 😂
I'm glad I haven't eaten anything yet today as I'm watching this. I think I'll wait a bit until I grab breakfast lol
Circumcision documentary: Under The Hood
U sure? Cant find it :( maybe its not availible in my region tho
These topics are precisely what keep me coming back.
2:35 Chumps With Budgets is what i'm gonna name my new indie band, thanks Smith.
our school was by the sea, we could see it from the public pool we had to swim in.
Probably not a good idea to send a group of 30 5 year olds off to get taken by the sea
Imagine me, in 12th grade, having not seen an overhead projector since like 4th. And my teacher walks into the classroom a bit late, wheeling in an overhead projector. "The classrooms projector is broken so we'll be using my personal overhead projector I had at home."
to be fair I skipped that golf episode but after seeing that tweet from nina I did go back and watch it
Fun fact: the traditional smell of a swimming pool is created as a byproduct of the chlorine reacting with pee.
Dont know how "fun" that is but it is indeed a fact :D
Actually, it's not necessarily reacting with pee. The chloramines which produce the smell can form from the reaction of chlorine with a lot of "biological substances". Pee is one of them, but so is spit, sweat, snot, and shit.
(Warning! may ruin your meal)
I was eating hahaha
*hunger intensifies
I'll eat yours I'm reallllly hungry now.
I sat down with a nice home made plate of fried rice and was opened TH-cam. I saw there was a new Hat Films video and thought to my self 'Great! I'll watch this while I eat!' Then I thought better of it and watched something else until I finished my meal. I am learning.
I'd like to add to the pool discussion that around the time I started using contact lenses was about the time I stopped going to the public pool. Reason is I had to wear swimming goggles unless I wanted to lose my contacts, but this also meant I got to se EVERYTHING that was floating around in the pool. There is only so many plasters and boggers you can handle seeing floating near ya.
Dam I remember smart white boards always used to go out of focus and the pens would sync correctly also I live near golden stone and my mum told be about when the floor in the changing room wash like ice
We had an OHP that projected a real handout (paper) instead of transparencies. You could use transparencies as well or use a transparency that you could write with a marker and erase it.
WITCHCRAFT!!! HERESY!!!
How is that possible? The light shining through the transparency and into the overhead lens is how they enlarge the image and project it. Are you sure it wasn't some other type of projector?
I will accept no intro other than Trott's "Wreckfest"
10:20 Lol
18:23 Kisses
10:55 Whale shark
catched this stream live and still gagged watching this
Gotta say I got out of highschool not too long ago and the only thing we used an ohp for was to make huge posters on art paper of random people like shia labeouf.
I have never heard it called an OHP in my life
These videos have become my new Trials Fusion podcast.
Loving the Wreckfest content. Such a great multiplayer game.
I love Hat Films. I came for the disgusting imagery. I stayed for the deep philosophical discussions.
Sometimes, it's just not a good idea to sit down with a plate of food and watch a hat films video...
The Maggoty Bin! What a throwback boys
Damnit Smiffy, I finished eating before the public pool talk but that shit still made me gag
I appreciated the impressionism joke, Smith.
Knob cheese pizza, that made me shudder... Knob cheese... I'm gonna use that now lmao!
Doesn't OHT stand for the transparent overhead projector? The one where you put that transparent plastic sheet on that you can write on?
Also, oh my god, I remember the transition into the smart whiteboards, hahaha, everyone in our class always wanted a go on it, at the time I thought they were pretty cool, haha
Did you also have that one teacher that was old and refused to use the technology?
@@E2O10 I don't think so, but that sounds like it would have been pretty amusing, hahaha
I have to stop eating when I watch a video from these boiks.
ross go po phe trinciples office now you lipple trick!
- Ross's English teacher, 2006
Wow, you guys _actually_ managed to make yourselves feel sick this time, hahaha, and of all the nasty things you've talked about, it was pool water that got you XD XD XD I mean it is definitely gross, but like, have you guys heard some of your own conversations before? hahahaha
I think it's because this one is actually tangible. Often they talk about such weird scenarios that the brain fails to acknowledge how bad it is
Ross must be one of those investors for ape air like those politicians
I am proud to say as a child I was a certified pool pisser
Sorrry Smith, I wasn't dumb enough as a child to drink the really bad tasting chlorinated pool water that dozens of small children, fat people, sweaty athletes, and the elderly have been in without realizing...
The T is for transparency. The clear sheet that is put on the OHP.
(Edit) just watched to 3:29.
I am never going to a public pool. thanks boiks
I had 2 verrucas as a kid, both times my mum got a tiny knife type thing and dug them out of my foot.
After attempting to kill them off with bazooka, obviously.
Hatters! You gotta stop eating while watching Hat Films. Seriously. I see you commenting every time. Please learn! It’s Hat Films. Just assume it’s gonna be gross.
Yes, I did have breakfast with this video
I was eating lunch while watching this, no regrets
Jared or as Rock says “no rag grets”
Bazooka that verruca? Wouldn't that be a fine thing. When I was a kid that product didn't exist; my mum had to pull the roots out of my foot one by agonising one with a pair of tweezers.
My mom accidentally dropped me in the ocean when I was little, so I pretty much can't get near it now. Thalassophobia.
the whole pool bit reminded me of a twitter thread i read of how las Vegas pools are filled with all sorts of shit.
I'm with Ross on circumcision
We called an OHP a Visualizer at school. But an OHP can also include the projectors that are on most classroom ceilings now that project onto an interactive whiteboard.
Speaking as a 20yo aka in school 2 years ago, the smart whiteboards are still pretty dogshit. All the problems you state still totally exist. About once a day I would be in a lesson and it would flash up the "PLEASE CALIBRATE NOW" thing and the teacher would stop midsentence for a while to recalibrate the board. Sometimes they had to get a student to come up to the board and touch the pen to the crosses in the corners because the students are taller than the teachers half the time and the teachers cant reach.
Once I remember Ross talking about how he never got his BCG vaccination so his school was on something for sure.
OHT: Over-head Transparencies
best content
oh god I forgot about the maggots in the bin
to be honest i really liked the SMART boards. I even bought a touchscreen monitor for my PC and got the software online to draw shit at home. Still got the installer for that. 113mb ;)
Average age of an Ancient Egyptian was 19.
Courtesy of Google.
I must have watched this stream as I remember the Circumcision talk
AAAACTUALLY, he was like 19 when he died.
my parents weren't religious, parents were being told circumcision was hygienic. (yeah Gretchen is a dude, welcome to the internet :) )
I regret watching this episode. But I must due my duty.
I'm so thankful I stopped watching this video while I ate dinner then came back to it 😂😂
Some at the company I worked for in the noughties called OHP’s beamers. 😂
Common in Europe, especially Germany/Switzerland to call a projector a beamer.
Y’all seriously saying you’ve never pissed in a public pool? Really? I call bullshit.
Over-Head Transparencies
OHT (Over Head Transparency)
Their complete disregard for the game is a bit annoying...
Feck my wrest.. god, I’m a genius.
i'm eating pizza and i actually feel sick now
While I'm certainly not defending or advocating the practice of pissing in the pool I think you're forgetting how diluted the pee really is. An average piss is less than a litre and a swimming pool holds about 2500000 litres of water and with all the water movement it gets dispersed pretty quickly. The chlorine in the pool will sterilise the water to a more than acceptable level but it must be noted that it's easy to suffer chlorine poisoning (digestive issues/breathing difficulties/cough) from drinking too much of it. Things like verrucas are picked up in the changing rooms and on the way out of the pool and any actual diseases were more likely picked up from the being in school where you're in close confines with other people.
If you don't want to swim at the pool then fair enough but just remember that the tranquil looking river or lake is constantly being pissed, shit and bled into by everything, every day. I did a lot of water quality testing for the EA/Canal and River Trust and could tell you some horror stories about what's been found, they might look nice but from a health perspective the pool is far safer.
We barely used OHP in my school, but we were an all girls school. Yes OHP was so sexist, no idea wtf I’m on about. But it’s all true.
Trying to watch this without throwing up
everything about the OHP an smart boards i felt i was in primary in the 2000s nothin better than bein 8yrs old smashin out jesus anthems in the assembly....even tho i was atheist
Lol yeh Christians really utilise ohp
A pair of ape air going spare
Why do you call it a Verruca?
I was typing this during the bad part so I missed it lol.
Nevermind they kept going...
I'm gonna barf
Whyyy
had to google veruca as I am not a native english speaker. can't recommend it. also stunt lads irl was planned??? The year ain't over yet, get it on!
I love you boiks, but this episode caused me to physically gag. Cheers!
Against or for-eskin
Well its not a pear then is it....if theres three...
Shouldn't have put this on during breakfast..
The smell isn't chlorine. It's chloramine. Piss mixed with chlorine
Does watching the full advertisement at the beggining give you guys more money? How can I most help you monitize each video
yea never going in another public pool, actually disgusting
I ate watching this and was 1 disgust away from vomiting 🤮
Is Hat Films secretly sponsored by Deliveroo? Because they must be making BANK on so many people reordering food after watching their videos. Jesus Christ.
Public pools are a bad idea. No thanks. Cespools
Go outside? Are you mad?
Glad I watched this whilst eating my tea (dinner for Americans)...
🤢🤢🤢 Thanks Hatbois
how much in bananas is a ticket for ape airlines
love ittttttttttttttt
I was so close to actually barfing I had to take my headphones off...
(Later) put the head phones back on and you're talking about drinking the pool water, I'm out
I’m fucking eating
Circumcised for medical reasons at 5, 22 now handjobs are shite but everything else is pretty damn good not sure it's had much affect at all
robperu
I can't finish the episode. All the pool water talk is making me so sick
Im always eating when i watch these videos. Maybe its my fetish.
Which one of the HAT guys have peed in a pool? Come on one of them must of.
As a circumcised man I have experienced no problems with it. I was circumcised as an adult, don't know if that makes a difference physically but just thought I should mention it.
#WAXTROTT
Hat Films' trauma with circumcision is hilarious to me, because in America it's something so perfectly normal. When we look at places like the UK that don't circumsize we see it as weird. Lol
How is not cutting parts of your body off weird. And both the uk and us have a lot of people that do and dont. Its not that black and white.