This is amazing. Please keep it up! I think I can speak for most automobile enthusiasts that James/Richard/Jeremy and ANYTHING is something we want more of!
When Richard was recovering from his brain injury, he assembled lego cars. The first one was a large green tractor that James gave him in the hospital, because James correctly guessed it would help his brain recover.
well, that is a rather unfair handicap, asking either May or Hammond to put the vodka down; given that "THIS IS NOT VODKA DUE TO THE SOLICITORS ADVICE" in comparison to the two of them competing in any way to out do that ponce Clarkson?
"Aren't you glad the internet was invented dear viewers, so that an elderly man in glasses could talk to you about a children's toy with authority, knowledge, and confidence. We're all better for that." -Hammond 2019
those of you who wish clarkson was here i imagine this is what we're missing at the start "i am LITERALLY the best at lego all of you will be eating humble pie" 20 minutes in "this is LITERALLY the stupidest toy ever invented there's no sense in it whatsoever"
You ever get to the point playing beer pong where the other team couldn't make a cup and you just drink because your thirsty. That was where James was at.
"Hi Jeremy, John P. Drivetribe here - we're thinking of getting you guys on to do a LEGO build race and a trivia drinking game at the same time and stream it over the internet. Would you be interested?" "Cgghhan I bring a hammer?" "DISQUALIFIED."
@@aliciaddeniseable I think he just works there at DriveTribe. I searched his name and found it! Apparently, he's DriveTribe's content producer(?) Not sure, but here's his profile: drivetribe.com/u/kY2wQf4gRTC6HE36nirV4A
New drinking game idea- take a shot every time Richard says "If you've just joined us" and James says "it's not my question" or hums the Countdown theme.
TheMusicalKnokcers Top gear and the grand tour is all scripted Jeremy doesn’t purposely steal the light he basically just plays an exaggerated version of himself
NoNoNoNii haha no need to be a dick bro. We’re all just here watching these videos for fun. If he doesn’t know the language perfectly yet, he’s damn well doing great. Be more positive man 🤙
Well it's something where they're the most dinosaur in actually. They're a generation that can't imagine people would want to see 90 minutes content and certainly not this content. They're not completely old farts but after a whole career in television, it's normal you have no idea about online content and it's viewers.
@@numberyellow yeah I was thinking something like that after I posted, that they probably actually did use to sound like that considering you actually had to squeeze to honk to get the AOOOGA sound (later it was still similar, just automated).
If Jeremy was here, he would try to build something completely different from the manual and then start yelling at the pieces for not working together correctly.
These two build Lego like they drive. Hammond gets ahead, then crashes and has to catch up again. Then repeats. May just trundles along explaining how he's trundling along.
I love that Hammond knows James so well that he knew he was gonna curse before the words even came out of his mouth so he yelled “NOO!” while James simultaneously cursed. 🤣🤣 31:22
I appreciate xander for protecting the two of them from themselves, at the point where they could no longer tell how full the shots were he started pouring smaller shots.
Ik. I thought it was a joke at first but it clearly isn't. Poor kid, he was just trying to have a laugh with them and was told off. Pretty sure it isn't the last time he got told off either.
@@esstan7720 You can have a laugh with them without being annoying. It's so obvious he desperately craves attention and wants to be in the shot as much as possible. This is about James and Richard. He's the help... So why does he prance around making noise and not taking any of the multiple hints over an hour in length of time and just do his job.
I still feel quite bad for him tho Imagine getting to not just be in a room with these guys but also to interact with them and you get told off when you try to at least make them laugh or something Kind of like a nightmare where you finally get to meet a celebrity but then you do something horribly embarrassing
Hammond being slightly rude give the crew the incentive to not reveal basically wire watch these guys they write everything but it looks natural uses so many pro wrestling tricks in Top Gear / Grand Tour which are obviously nothing alike in any way whatsoever legal disclaimer now as long as I don't say f*** the BBC whoops
The best moment for me was James May saying "nope were not driving home tonight... but I will be making something on my lathe tonight" 😂😂😂 I was in stitches lol
_chooses Everclear for drinking game_ *is totally plastered by the end of the hour long video* _adds on challenge by @Justin Reidy for every question answered wrong_ *very dead of alcohol poisoning*
I didn't actually expect to watch all this video. But I did. These guys are just so wonderful together. I feel like this is a glimpse of something closer to their actual personalities.
One of my favorite James May quotes is: “The Japanese celebrate the fact that life is beautiful and tragically short. Much like Richard Hammond.” Check out his “Our Man in Japan” series, and i think he also did a cooking show or something like that
This is one of the funniest and most compelling 84 minutes of "TV" I have ever seen. Please do it again with Clarkson. I know he'll just get sozzled, complain endlessly, and yell "POWER!" a lot, but it will still be hilarious.
And were brought back to the old studio with all the old equipment named "For legal reasons this is not top gear" written over it alogside "For legal reason were not calling him the stig" written over the stig
Stimpy&Ren Look. I know that the BBC shouldn’t have fired the trio, but do you have to keep hammering this point down in every single video? Just be happy that Amazon accepted the trio, and just move on. Oh, and if you don’t have Amazon Prime, don’t be cheap and just get it. You get access to Prime Video, as well as all the other Amazon goodies.
currently listening to the On the edge audio book and in chapter 3 Richard explains that James bought him a lego set to occupy him while he was in hospital after his first crash and that kind of made me cry so I had to come back to this video
So, those whom were NOT paying close enough attention ... 3:11 James May stealthily slides one of Richard Hammond's packs off the table. Then at 3:52 accuses Hammond of doing it to him, and again at 4:58. Epic skills! Hammond then spends THREE FULL MINUTES from 5:12 to 8:12 trying to figure that out.
Please do these types of shows more because they're very entertaining for people who watch top gear and the grand tour as therapy. Without these 2 I would be much more miserable :)
"Aren't you glad the internet was invented dear viewers, so that an elderly man in glasses could talk to you about a children's toy with authority, knowledge, and confidence. We're all better for that." -Hammond 2019
Would you like to see more of this type of video on our channel?
Definitely. Yes please.
Yes....is this live now...
Yeeeeessss!!
Yos
This is amazing. Please keep it up! I think I can speak for most automobile enthusiasts that James/Richard/Jeremy and ANYTHING is something we want more of!
Clarkson was gonna join but the producers didn’t want to have to use Duplo
Lol that's fucked
And he insisted on using a hammer.
I laughed too hard at this
Clarkson drunk live on youtube? That will be epic
Bold of you to assume clarkson knows how to use Duplo
I just watched 1 hour and 24 minutes of 2 old dudes getting drunk and playing with Legos live and I don't regret a second of it
Classic!
Seulgi
It was aired a year ago so technically it’s not live feed when you watched it
Ben Ellison legos
@@ryanconditt7817 Mooses
When Richard was recovering from his brain injury, he assembled lego cars. The first one was a large green tractor that James gave him in the hospital, because James correctly guessed it would help his brain recover.
Aaww. That's a cute story. Richard loves tractors so he knew it would motivate him. That's quite sweet
True brother
He literally put his brain back together.
sweeeeeeet
Male friendships are the best. My neighbor and I exchange cheesesteaks and home brewed beer.
I really really rreaaalllyyyy want to watch Jeremy , James and Richard play drunk monopoly
I am down!
Yes
That would end in violence 😂
@@possessedslig that gives even more reason 😂
thats exactly how the war of the roses happened.
"FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS NOT TOP GEAR" should be the name of the next season of The grand tour
@Hayden Hayden nice
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@@WELLINGTON20 did it hurt your feelings to see my name cross over the recommended section
your name is brilliant.@@First_person_shooter
love the username, but its annoying
Clarkson did not take part because you cannot assemble LEGO by shouting at it.
Lmfaooo good one. 😂😂😂
Yeah he should try with avengers
you cant assemble lego using a hammer as well
Or a 🔨
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:11 James hiding Richards legos like a 5 year old 😂
He pulled a Clarkson 😂
I freaking died laughing after James accused Hammond of taking his lego
@@iGrunt 3:52
hahaha
Yes, I had to re-run that bit just to make sure I really saw James do that. 👀
Hammond: This is definitely not vodka
Also Hammond: Put the vodka down
Hammond again: yes it is vodka
Some random fatass asian “its not cold vodka”
FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS NOT VODKA
Too much vodka will do that to you... :D
well, that is a rather unfair handicap, asking either May or Hammond to put the vodka down; given that "THIS IS NOT VODKA DUE TO THE SOLICITORS ADVICE" in comparison to the two of them competing in any way to out do that ponce Clarkson?
"Aren't you glad the internet was invented dear viewers, so that an elderly man in glasses could talk to you about a children's toy with authority, knowledge, and confidence. We're all better for that." -Hammond 2019
Yes; Tim's toy collection on the GrandIllusions channel is a treat.
Yes 🕺
did he say that before or after claiming he found the first ever mistake?
Funny thing is internet was invented before Hammond was born was used by the miltary.
Lol
5 shots later...(25:33)
“ I’m Richard Hammond and he’s James May”
“I’m James May”
“He is James May”
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
i love how hammond talks to may like a very patient dad
He has two teen daughters I think he has to be 😂
Me too!
These two playing with lego gets bigger rating than Top Gear these days
Yeah, because the greatest thing about top gear was THEM
@Matthew Barrick dont give them ideas, they will do it!
I just watched 3/2 hours of them building LEGO shit and I have yet to get half way trough a new top gear episode
@@andrewlarose851 "3/2 hours" I mean, you're not _wrong,_ but it still _feels_ wrong.
Top Gear died, did it not?
Its impressive how Hammond holds his mind even as he drinks more and more while James has sort of let it go
To be fair James drank a lot more then Hammond did.
Yeah. Go May!
As told by Jeremy, "Hammond is slightly less of an alcoholic" =D
Hammond just goes way unfiltered 😂
Hahaha i like the PCH question, Oxnard is a half hour south of me in SB, everyone does call the 1 that
Hammond really is the born radio host, repeating every 3.5 minutes what is going on.
last time he worked on radio he crashed the van
"if you've just joined us"
Pretty sure thats cos of his short term memory loss due to his many crashes.
I been driving in my car listening to Jeremy Clarkson
It's just his age.
32:05 "I've never wanted to do anything quickly." Captain Slow lives up to his name 🤣🤣🤣
27:34 Hammonds loses part
33:42 James picks it up and puts it in his pile
We found it boys
Hahahaha
3:10 james hides the piece haha
3:10
Awsome
It is solved!
those of you who wish clarkson was here i imagine this is what we're missing
at the start "i am LITERALLY the best at lego all of you will be eating humble pie"
20 minutes in "this is LITERALLY the stupidest toy ever invented there's no sense in it whatsoever"
Fun doesn't need to make sense.
@0 0 The next day he calls in sick with pneumonia again.
Wow - imagine if Jezza was the PUSA... can you imagine?
Fair
SPEEEEDDDDDD
“Nine to sixteen year olds can do this in 25 minutes”
“Yeah, well they’re not drinking vodka while they do it”
“....they probably are, actually”
They are drinking “for legal real reasons, not vodka”
@Robman5105 its just alcoholic potato juice
Its funny because i downed my first bottle of vodka with my friends when i was 10.. but i never played with lego in my life :D
@@MK-ys2vz Propably nothing to be proud of :DD
@@MK-ys2vz Yeah funny XD
Seeing these guys adapt to the new form of digital media is legendary
If the producers brought Clarkson, he would bring his bottle of tequila and the label would read:
“For legal reasons, this is not urine”
Did you work for the show or something? That sounds spot on.
Or, this is not pneumonia
James gets the question right and drinks anyway. Tier 1 alcoholic
He's just thirsty for *WATER*
Remember when James drunkenly beat Gordon Ramsay in a fish pie cook-off? He was just trying to gain advantage here.
@@esdisaysaloha ya that was a funny episode 😀
You ever get to the point playing beer pong where the other team couldn't make a cup and you just drink because your thirsty. That was where James was at.
Respect.
Interesting fact : Clarkson isn't on this video because he was immediately disqualified when he asked for a hammer .
Around
"Hi Jeremy, John P. Drivetribe here - we're thinking of getting you guys on to do a LEGO build race and a trivia drinking game at the same time and stream it over the internet. Would you be interested?"
"Cgghhan I bring a hammer?"
"DISQUALIFIED."
I like how optimistic Richard was in saying they'd finish in 20 min. Even 26 minutes into it, he's still saying they'd finish in 20.
That young lad has the best job ever, feed alcohol to two of Britain's best personalities 😂
He's a fantastically attractive young man as well.
Do we know who he is? Is he related to Hammond? I know it’s not his kid he has 2 daughters.
AliciaDD I think he just works there
@@aliciaddeniseable I think he just works there at DriveTribe. I searched his name and found it! Apparently, he's DriveTribe's content producer(?) Not sure, but here's his profile:
drivetribe.com/u/kY2wQf4gRTC6HE36nirV4A
I'd say second only to Hammond's dyed hair that makes him look like Ming the inadequacy :P It stole the screen
New drinking game idea- take a shot every time Richard says "If you've just joined us" and James says "it's not my question" or hums the Countdown theme.
I’d rather live
🤣🤣
I've just got out of hospital after doing this at Christmas...
Add to this:
> every time James says "are you _sure?"_
> every time Richard responds to his name with "hellooo!"
When James May said “I think the winner is vodka.” I really felt that.
It do be like that.
1:23:52
Just the way they both open their boxes shows you alot about their personalities.
yep! i rewatched that part sev times!
Honestly a Jeremy, Richard and James podcast would be incredible and probably really successful
no because Jeremy is a jerk and always wants all the light so he would ruin it. Being funny doesnt excuses that.
TheMusicalKnokcers Top gear and the grand tour is all scripted Jeremy doesn’t purposely steal the light he basically just plays an exaggerated version of himself
@@joshoprayy More like staged, you can't be reading a script by the side of the road in a hostile country.
Clay3613 What a dumb pedantic comment, every tv show or movie is scripted but you don’t see them holding the actual script in the film hahaha
theyve done a radio show
2 old drunken mens steal Lego pieces from each other.
Their not drunk (For legal reasons)! Cause that’s not vodka (for legal reasons)
@@omega1575 but they still *DRUNKENEN*
Omega157 They’re*
@@yammmit The'ire'yre'are
@@yammmit Funny how you skipped OPs "mens", and went right through to "They're". If you are going to correct someone, do it right :D.
"We will be doing this for 20 mins "
Me:(looks down) 1hr 24 mins.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmm
* *Insert pewdz whirlpool editing effect* *
aaaaaaaaand they didnt made it, lol
@NoNoNoNii *English btw :)
king gee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NoNoNoNii haha no need to be a dick bro. We’re all just here watching these videos for fun. If he doesn’t know the language perfectly yet, he’s damn well doing great. Be more positive man 🤙
It has been over a year now and we the people DEMAND a sequel!
Two years actually
SequelS 😉
how about a trilogy?
Five years
"Over the next... 20 minutes? We will build these lego sets"
*1 hour and 24 minute long video*
Potato
🥔
Time slows down with non-vodka.
Well it's something where they're the most dinosaur in actually. They're a generation that can't imagine people would want to see 90 minutes content and certainly not this content.
They're not completely old farts but after a whole career in television, it's normal you have no idea about online content and it's viewers.
@@Rizon1985 I'm not a dino. I watched the whole thing and thought it was hilarious.
You was faster, cousin
I nearly fell over at 32:37 when Hammond imitates a car horn xD it's such a fantastic rendition of an evacuation alarm lol
This is such a great summation of their friendship. I’m waiting on that evacuation alarm to occur.
It broke my ears
Not sure if he did it on purpose, but back in the old days (like back around when they were invented), car horns actually did sound like that.
actually, that siren is called the Klaxon horn(I forgot the spelling) the kind of horn that was equipped from 1900 to 1929 cars
@@numberyellow yeah I was thinking something like that after I posted, that they probably actually did use to sound like that considering you actually had to squeeze to honk to get the AOOOGA sound (later it was still similar, just automated).
If Jeremy was here, he would try to build something completely different from the manual and then start yelling at the pieces for not working together correctly.
Dont forget hitting all of them with a hammer.
He'd build a penis on wheels.
Oh how I wish he was there!
Hahaaahahaa
i think we all know what kind of stuff he would built.
richard hammond has the remarkable ability to look more like a cartoonish pirate each passing year
Having watched "A Massive Hunt" I'm pretty sure he would take that as a tremendous compliment
I love "For legal reasons this is not vodka", great brand.
Yes, I personally like the AlcoholOffSmirnoff or AbsolutNoAlcohol brands.
I personally like “this does not contain alcohol and it is not whiskey”. Great brand
Grand tour’s For Legal Reasons, This Is Not Vodka Vodka. Would buy 10/10
It’s angry water
@@FrankDad This has nothing to do with TGT though :L
**opens video**
**randomly skips to 14 minutes in**
"Hi. If you're just joining us..."
DivingDog0 you could have skipped anywhere in the video and heard that 😂😂
That's why Hammond is a great presenter
Yaknow, in case you were just flipping through the channels on your remote
It was a live stream I’m pretty sure
Theory: I should be studying maths.
Reality: I'm watching two men in their 50's building a Lego car and getting drunk
You need to study something else because maths isn't a word, there is not plural word for math it's just math no matter how much you're doing.
@@stpbasss3773 Thanks for the correction, but no need to be a jerk...
@@stpbasss3773 Maths is what we call it outside of the US.
@@stpbasss3773 The full word is Mathematics so therefore Maths is an abbreviation (and not a plural form) we use outside the US.
I have my midterm assignment due in 2 and a half hours.
"Don't be so bitter, Hammond" said James, bitterly.
These two build Lego like they drive.
Hammond gets ahead, then crashes and has to catch up again. Then repeats.
May just trundles along explaining how he's trundling along.
John McMahon clarkson would smash his with a hammer
Clarckson: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED and POOOOOOOOOOWER!!!!!!!!!
Buffeting
Underrated comment it's too accurate ahahah
May: As you can see, I've done this properly.
I love that Hammond knows James so well that he knew he was gonna curse before the words even came out of his mouth so he yelled “NOO!” while James simultaneously cursed. 🤣🤣 31:22
I was laughing hysterically at this as it happened and even went and played it again for my fiance ahhaha
@@siobhanhenry9094 haha yesss it was so funny!!! 🤣 I just love these two!
It’s so wholesome I can’t bear it 😭😂😍
@@zjjohnson3827 same, I love these two!!
I love that Hammond is stuck in a loop of re-explaining exactly what they are doing every few minutes 🤣
If you've just joined us, Hammond is updating us on the current goings on.
1:06:58 May going on the typical "I am drunk but I love you so much" tangent
31:20
James: _Get in you plastic bitc--_
Hammond: *NOO!*
True professionals
An hour and a half of the world's most patient man babysitting two grumpy middle-aged drunks. I feel like Xander is the star of this quiz.
He overplayed his role
@@cleverusername9369 Perfect retort
I appreciate xander for protecting the two of them from themselves, at the point where they could no longer tell how full the shots were he started pouring smaller shots.
Party pooper
@@brubrulani yeah saving them from brain damage is very party pooper-esk
@@East16 bro, they are adults. Go to China if you want protection
@@brubrulani no dont go to china cant afford another lockdown
@@brubrulaniabsolute massive clown
James may- "the seal is broken and it has been filled with water"
*Continues to try break seal*
That poor seal, just let him swim!
31:21
- Get in, you plastic bi-
- NO
Lol
''Oh, sorry''
Hammond was ready
HAHAHAHAH
Take a shot everytime Hammond reminds us what we are watching
my blood alchohol levels are through the roof
of legally not vodka
I am dead
Take one every time they lose their train of thought, too
Because he's a blithering professional.
51:40 Richard tells the kid he’s over playing his part and he just freezes in shame
Ik. I thought it was a joke at first but it clearly isn't. Poor kid, he was just trying to have a laugh with them and was told off. Pretty sure it isn't the last time he got told off either.
@@esstan7720 You can have a laugh with them without being annoying. It's so obvious he desperately craves attention and wants to be in the shot as much as possible. This is about James and Richard. He's the help... So why does he prance around making noise and not taking any of the multiple hints over an hour in length of time and just do his job.
I still feel quite bad for him tho
Imagine getting to not just be in a room with these guys but also to interact with them and you get told off when you try to at least make them laugh or something
Kind of like a nightmare where you finally get to meet a celebrity but then you do something horribly embarrassing
Jeremy wasn't in this because you can't build legos with a hammer.
He would bloody try though
He wasn't doing it because to him LEGOS are considered manual labor
Lego is a singular and plural.
@@Gerald_Kraus
1. Yes it is.
2. Yes, and in this case lego is both
Because there are no lego duplo technic kits
We have this saying in Poland: "The only thing worse than warm vodka is a very warm vodka".
honestly though fuck warm vodka
@uplink44
What about very warm for legal reasons definitely-not-vodka?
Gets the job done though lol.
warm vodka is better then no vodka.
Quarantine 2020 I'm booooooored but not this bored
All of Hammond’s “if you’ve just joined us”
1:39
5:21
7:01
12:10
14:24
16:21
19:04
25:27
30:48
45:04
46:03
59:39
1:05:49
1:13:28
Good work Sir, glad someone has timestamped the important bits ;) . Im only commenting coz i wanna say 'Pool for prem this year!!!!
Hope youre good.
K. Mid genuinely hope Liverpool win, think we deserve it after last year
I am a Liverpool fan too,hope they win the 19/20 season this year.And true,he does say “if you’ve just joined us”
a lot.
😆😆🤣🤣
And 7:01 😂
Alternative title:
*James May and Richard Hammond bullying Xander for an hour and 24 minutes straight*
3:10 Evil Genius! He's so competitive as long as he's not driving a vehicle...
I don't know how this comment isn't more upvoted. I had to rewatch it to make sure it was real!
@@sumnerevans The guys have worked together for years, they know each other well; you can hear Hammond smile.
Hammond being slightly rude give the crew the incentive to not reveal basically wire watch these guys they write everything but it looks natural uses so many pro wrestling tricks in Top Gear / Grand Tour which are obviously nothing alike in any way whatsoever legal disclaimer now as long as I don't say f*** the BBC whoops
That was sneaky af wasn't it
And then accusing Hammond of doing exactly what he just did seconds before...
They have absolutely no idea... how entertaining this is.
Wym they were talking about the concepts potential, acknowledging that its entertaining.
@@endurogod-r1e 1:14:56
"Over the next 20-minutes"
1-hour later
"How long have we been doing this?"
*It's hard for me to see how this could succeed to become a 'Series' on Prime Time TV !*
1:05:50 btw
@@SwagJaws Really?!?
@@PanickedTato Just giving people the timestamp if they're curious
@@SwagJaws Sorry, I was feeling snarky. :)
The best moment for me was James May saying "nope were not driving home tonight... but I will be making something on my lathe tonight" 😂😂😂 I was in stitches lol
3:10
lol james hides hammonds parts under the table
The bugger did cheat!
It's like the heated seat game all over again
@@PianoKwanMan lol I thought of that too
without context that sounds.....interesting
My first thought when the video started, do this and confuse the other one blaming it on the not vodka.
I bet Hammond threw up and passed out after this, and May stayed for another hour and a half to finish building the car.
Yep - that’s prob what happened!
Aaaand continues drinking.
Drinking game:
Every time Richard Hammond reintroduces the stream, drink a shot of, for legal reasons, not vodka
If you've just joined in, cheers!
And everytime someones gets an answer wrong aswell
_chooses Everclear for drinking game_
*is totally plastered by the end of the hour long video*
_adds on challenge by @Justin Reidy for every question answered wrong_
*very dead of alcohol poisoning*
The gentle 'You're welcome to overplay your part if you want, chap, but you are" was the most English thing I've heard all week.
Jeremy is not joining because Lego has no hammer 😂🤣😂
Mario Geling and it involves manual labour
Or because he might drink the whole bottle aha. Thx for likes
And speed and power cannot be used either
Agreed. And because you wouldn't be able to hear anyone else over Jeremy yelling at the legos, calling them rubbish!
Speed! POWER!!! COME ON!
PLEEEEEEEEESSSS
Did I just spend 2 hours watching two middle aged men play with lego? Yes.
Did I enjoy it? Also yes.
Charlotte Pannell nope 1 and a half
Daniel Vince well he’s right. and anyways, it’s closer to one hour than it is to two
They're not middle aged, they're O L D
Daniel Vince it was meant as a joke don’t be mad or upset
Its not even 2 hours smh
Clarkson when assembling Lego: SPEED AND POWER!!!
Rudolph Haroooobaaa!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't actually expect to watch all this video. But I did. These guys are just so wonderful together. I feel like this is a glimpse of something closer to their actual personalities.
I loooooove James May. He is definitely a dying breed.
Truely a king
One of my favorite James May quotes is:
“The Japanese celebrate the fact that life is beautiful and tragically short. Much like Richard Hammond.”
Check out his “Our Man in Japan” series, and i think he also did a cooking show or something like that
Bruh
He's a dying breed because he has the soul of a 105 year old.
@@Spo8 An old soul indeed ☺ there's none like him around anymore. Pity for us younger ladies imo.
This is one of the funniest and most compelling 84 minutes of "TV" I have ever seen. Please do it again with Clarkson. I know he'll just get sozzled, complain endlessly, and yell "POWER!" a lot, but it will still be hilarious.
No Clarkson because he would have punched someone by the end.
@@jaya8352 wow come on he punched one person once. shut up about it.
And were brought back to the old studio with all the old equipment named "For legal reasons this is not top gear" written over it alogside "For legal reason were not calling him the stig" written over the stig
You know him and May would talk about "The War" too🤣 and I'm pretty sure Jeremy would use a hammer at some point 🤣
@@jaya8352 shut up
32:36 me: wears earphones
Hammond: earrape it is
lmao
I didnt have headphones but that "horn" noise was loud af 😂
hahaha
Now that's a sound worthy of earrape
Haha that was literally the loudest sound I’d ever heard 🤣🤣🤣 I wonder if they jokingly amplified it during editing!!
I love how they both jump to opening the boxes as soon as they say go but if you fast forward an hour they are now very much taking their time.
Lol James is snagging Hammonds stuff all vid and still constantly blaming Richard for his missing pieces lol
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@@THEMOECOOPERSHOWTM get ur self-promotion shit outta here you dummy dum
Crack up. Really good watching when tired
THE MOE & COOPER SHOW™ fuck you and everyone you’ve ever loved
Tonight..
James builds a car out of Lego
Hammond Calls a non-vodka a 'vodka'
And I'm too lazy to join them
Read it in Jeremy's voice just as it should be done l
Stimpy&Ren Look. I know that the BBC shouldn’t have fired the trio, but do you have to keep hammering this point down in every single video? Just be happy that Amazon accepted the trio, and just move on.
Oh, and if you don’t have Amazon Prime, don’t be cheap and just get it. You get access to Prime Video, as well as all the other Amazon goodies.
Grand tour intros be like
Stimpy&Ren Every single person keeps saying this exact same sentence! Like it’s just annoying.
No one:
Richard every two minutes: If you have just joined us
yeah... but it was live... still
Probably a habit from radio days
This was a live stream. Doing that is a courtesy for those who join later on in the stream.
@@austinkoeppen6122
@@rajwal1238 Oh you're absolutely right, it's something that was instilled through his broadcast background. They are told to recap frequently.
59:29 May: In a minute, you’ll go ‘Oh no, I’ve done that all wrong’
1:02:42 The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Only took 3 mins lool
If only they explained what this is for those of us who just tuned in.
I'd love to give this comment a like, but it's at 69 likes and I odn't want to spoil that, so instead have a reply. :)
*“HELLO! I’M JAMES MAY, AND THIS IS RICHARD HAMMOND!”*
“‘ello.”
no one:
Hammond: IF YOU'VE JUST JOINED US
Lol
I came back to this because I cannot believe it’s been 4yrs since this came on.
I watched it all again and they truly need to do another.
Ive never seen james move so fast in my life 😂 2:35
What about on the salt flats in the cadillac?
also I probably spelled cadillac wrong
Lol he's usually known as "Captain Slow"
J: it was in 1913
R: that was a total guess
K: no, i knew that
R: because you were there...
Well james was born in 1843
@@frij539 sure it wasn't 1748?
Ministry of Entertainment Arstotzka I thought it was -0
Hammond: “careful James this could be career ending”
30 mins later...
Hammond: “James I’ll beat your face in”
currently listening to the On the edge audio book and in chapter 3 Richard explains that James bought him a lego set to occupy him while he was in hospital after his first crash and that kind of made me cry so I had to come back to this video
So, those whom were NOT paying close enough attention ... 3:11 James May stealthily slides one of Richard Hammond's packs off the table. Then at 3:52 accuses Hammond of doing it to him, and again at 4:58. Epic skills! Hammond then spends THREE FULL MINUTES from 5:12 to 8:12 trying to figure that out.
Haha good eye bro he's sly that James may 😂😂😂
James May James May stealing from the rich...:D
That was slick than asks Richard did you take my...
and he still lost lol
"oh that's the bag I knocked on the floor earlier, sorry" *giant shit-eating grin*
Amazing how the video is 7 months old yet they are still live. Unbelievable
Some say they're still live today
Am i live
@@lilibra6224 or are you just fantasy?
@@nastyrex4302 caught in a landslide
@@vishnuanand1583 no escape from reality
When James got Richard's birthday correct, it was such a beautiful best friends moment i wanted to cry
Did he say Hammond was born in 69? Really, 69?
@@FernandoTRA timestamp?
@@sosa2153 oops, I don't remember.. Sorry
@@FernandoTRA it's alright, I haven't watched it but I definitely will when I get the time
@@sosa2153 thanks
I love how the more they drank, the faster they went along with their lego sets
James gets a question correct - *takes a drink anyway*
This is me at any drinking game. Bulls#t card game? I get away with calling a four. Drops 6 cards. Downs the Jeager anyway.
Except he didn’t drink it, and he missed one earlier...
Two of my favorite things:
1: Top Gear
2: Lego
Pete Bristo now Forza has heard you you prick or may I say Brick!
3. Vodka
3. Living alone.
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Hammond: IF YOU JUST JOINED
I actually just joined, when he sind that
@@tonoru3370 Well yea, because he said it every 5 Minutes
Tired old worn out meme....
Please do these types of shows more because they're very entertaining for people who watch top gear and the grand tour as therapy. Without these 2 I would be much more miserable :)
This is Amazing , non scripted and therefore even more funny ....
HAMMOND ME FOOKIN LEG CAR DONT ROLL
1:01:53 I thought Hammond was about to be so wholesome to may but then he just shuts it all down
Time to revamp this as a covid quarantine activity.
Clear spirits are anti-viral.
"Aren't you glad the internet was invented dear viewers, so that an elderly man in glasses could talk to you about a children's toy with authority, knowledge, and confidence. We're all better for that." -Hammond 2019
7:00 - 7:51
Richard every 10-15 seconds
*JAMES*
3:09 did i just see James hide some of Hamsters parts?
Woodyrascel
He doesn’t just hide them. He occasionally just plain steals them.
I'm impressed how quickly he resorts to cheating.
3:51 "Did you nick one of my bags"... hahaha
Who DAFUCK is hamster since if he is participating in this he should get his own camera
He did but Hammond spotted them on the floor shortly afterwards.
This entire video in a nutshell
James: bedda bedda, beda de duda * pop *
Richard: James.....
It’s the end of the theme song to Countdown.
“If your just joining us.....”
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@@andrewwalker9960 yes
49:37 the sound of Richard’s bones after being in all those crashes
I could watch any 3 of them do literally anything
3.2.1.GO
2 old men struggle to open boxes*
‘I can’t open mine’
‘Me neither’
Got me 😂