Fun fact: Teflon was created by accident in an attempt to make the first chlorofluorocarbon refrigerants. Said CFC refrigerants are now banned, while Teflon continues to be used consistently in non-stick cooking surfaces and lab equipment, thanks to its slippery and chemically inert nature.
@@immagical7036 I don't think they are pushing their spine out. It seems like they are moving their heads back which then exposes the spine. Correct me if I'm wrong.
0:21 this is actually not true! this isnt to cool down, its just a way pelicans yawn, and secondly, yes, that TECHNICALLY is their spine, but its not coming out of their bodies, its just the flexible, stretchy gular of a pelican, pushing down on their less, flexible, more firm bodies :']
Mangrove trees actually turn salt water into fresh water and provide a sanctuary for many species of young fish to grow until they are ready to swim out to sea.
That would be the same as saying that light tricks your brain into seeing. There are like 5 different tastes. Most of what we call taste is in fact smell.
Also because I witnessed it once as a kid. It was during the Jurassic Park movie, there were two couples shuffling in the dark. And got escorted out by security, I never understood why my mom told me not to look until I was 12 ......
13:28 There's a similar joke in the Discworld novel _Night Watch_ . Vetinari gets a perfect score in every class at the Assassin's Guild except Disguise and Concealment, for which he receives a zero score for lack of attendance. He was present for every lecture.
0:20 the one on the left is actually a shoebill bird. Not only the fact that their call sounds like war and gunfire, THIS makes them even more terrifying….
Here's something you might not know. Pet rabbits get angry at their owners for cheating on them with other rabbits. They recognize you by sense of smell and get angry if they smell another rabbit's scent on you.
My random fact: There was once theories and ideas on creating an airborne aircraft carrier, the plane would’ve had multiple jets along the wings and the middle would hold bombers.
The bony eared... You know the rest fish was a huge inside joke in my fifth grade class. The teacher made us call it "bunny eared azuz fish" after Carl Azuz.
8:08 not true, all plants have the ability to do this. Some plants are more adapted to it and can tolerate salt water much better than other plants though, coconut trees are not the only plants adapted to salty conditions. The category of salt tolerant plants is called halophytes and there are many.
I read somewhere that Rasputin survived one poisoning attempt because a previous one had left him with ulcers that made him only PRETEND to eat the food to be polite, and they just assumed that he shrugged off the poison with no effect. 😂
7:10 In our country, there a "gamemode" using this pool tables, basically you need 3 balls, and choose your color and try to hit another 2 with 1 hit on your chosen ball
If you look at the number of big foot sightings over the years; there's a gradual increase that coincides with cameras becoming cheaper and more widespread among the general public then there is a slightly steeper decline, which coincided with the quality of personal cameras increasing then a sharp jump up which just happened to be just after the public release date of adobe photoshop
I learned that my sister isn’t an angel even tho my mom said she was as when I threw her out the window she didn’t fly Now I’m in a hospital when she was the one who needed it Pin
Ngl, I'm impressed by the marshmallow one. When I was younger (like 11 or 12) I'd sometimes sit at my PC, have a small candle going and with toothpicks I'd "roast" mini marshmallows over the candle 😂
American bison were hunted to near extinction but were brought back from the brink and there is now a fairly stable population. The extra messed up thing is that bison 🦬 were intentionally over hunted because they were super important to several Native American tribes the US government was fighting with.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who takes pictures of clouds when they look interesting. Like seriously, last year when my mom took me on a vacation, during the 4 flights (2 there and 2 back, Sweden > Finland > Italy, Italy > Finland > Sweden) I think I took like 30-40 photos of clouds 😂 Most was on the way there, as I got kinda sick on the way home (turned out the mother of the family next to us at dinner (cruise, so the seatings were the same each day) had gotten really really sick, so we think I got it from her somehow the last day of the trip.
TIL that even though we have discovered 3000+ Exoplanets(Planets that are not in our Solar System), we have not found an Exomoon(a moon orbiting an exoplanet).
The Palm Tree is not the only tree that can "drink" salt water, there is also a rare type of pine tree that can too. The reason I know this, is because there is an Island outside where I live that has these trees. The location is Styrsö outside Strömstad / in the Koster Archipelago.
9:26 And yet, the nickname for Richard is still in full swing. Pun very much intended. Also, in the US there is an estimated 8,000 people named Gaylord.
TODAY I LEARNED YOU ARE NOT SUBSCRIBE, SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Star wars memes
Weather memes please :)
PLAY UNDERTALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
persona 5 memes
Zelda memes please
Today I learned that TIL stands for Today I Learned
No, it stands for "until"
@@interbeamproductionsthat’s Till
Or totally irreparable longbow
@@nathanmoshenek3495 no that's 'Till
i learned that today and right now
Ok, just to clarify pelicans don’t actually take their spines out of their mouth bit instead they’re just laying that skin flap over their necks
Fun fact: Teflon was created by accident in an attempt to make the first chlorofluorocarbon refrigerants. Said CFC refrigerants are now banned, while Teflon continues to be used consistently in non-stick cooking surfaces and lab equipment, thanks to its slippery and chemically inert nature.
Thank you for sharing this very interesting fact! :)
0:24 The spine out of their mouth to cool down thing is inaccurate. What they are doing is basically just a yawn.
Beat me to it
But like, the spine is still coming out the mouth right?? It certainly looks like it
@@immagical7036 I don't think they are pushing their spine out. It seems like they are moving their heads back which then exposes the spine. Correct me if I'm wrong.
@@immagical7036 I think its just blood vessels, not its actual spine. Could be wrong though, but I've heard people disprove this theory.
That makes me a bit more scared
6:00 "Mischen Impossible" - they were german. Literally "Shuffling impossible", but with a obvious franchise title reference.
0:12
Pixar’s taking notes
0:21 this is actually not true! this isnt to cool down, its just a way pelicans yawn, and secondly, yes, that TECHNICALLY is their spine, but its not coming out of their bodies, its just the flexible, stretchy gular of a pelican, pushing down on their less, flexible, more firm bodies :']
" For the love of god, sell your land to the Themepark. "
" No amount of money is worth watching you try. "
Mangrove trees actually turn salt water into fresh water and provide a sanctuary for many species of young fish to grow until they are ready to swim out to sea.
0:20, no that pelican is yawning.
7:02 I know that that’s true, but I swear they taste different. I will die on this hill of velvet
I dont like red velvet but i love chocolate 😭
Nah, red velvet does NOT taste like Chocolate
I'm pretty sure most bakers use different flavours or fillings with it
@@gxalcremieshiny4229 yeah, probably. they taste nothing alike
0:31 WHO'S CONTROLLING THE HANDS THOUGH? YOU!
0:45 Jokes on you i was conceived on an Ikea couch!
TIL that TIL memes from VaazkL are my favorite genre of VaazkL memes. Please make more of these if you can!
The fantastic mr fox ahh clip 0:12
trye
lol
Ok
7:17 it IS a pool table. A billiard table would have holes. Or maybe swap that
TIL.... Well I didn't learn it today, but the smell of Skittles tricks your brain to thinking that they are different flavors.
“Smell”
But actually they do taste different and you can do a blind taste test to confirm
yil (yesterday i learned) that a dog once lived for 29.5 years
That would be the same as saying that light tricks your brain into seeing.
There are like 5 different tastes.
Most of what we call taste is in fact smell.
@boredlake finally someone actually proved this false
Smell actually influences in tasting for like all foods, it's normal
4:22 actually horse have less than 1 horsepower because the dude who made it was going after pony’s and somehow their more powerful than horses
I just learnt that the USA version of poundland was dollar tree
In Canada we also have Dollarama and A Buck or Two.
@wizardsuth WTH
I didn't learn this today but...
a group of frogs is called an army
2:35
Translation,
" Pull. "
" I'm not pulling *any* punches mother fu- "
False translation.
"Pull"
"Pull"
I'm Thai.
8:12 Apparently mangrove trees don’t exist.
10:14 Same goes for cinemas, and people will still do weird ahh things anyway 💀
Also because I witnessed it once as a kid. It was during the Jurassic Park movie, there were two couples shuffling in the dark. And got escorted out by security, I never understood why my mom told me not to look until I was 12 ......
0:20 The bird on the left is a shoebill not a pelican, but they are closely related Yw :3
I didn't even know they're closely related, damn TIL fr
0:20 this is just how they yawn
6:11 “YOU CAN SEE IT MAHORAGA” Ahh shadow 💀🙏
13:28 There's a similar joke in the Discworld novel _Night Watch_ . Vetinari gets a perfect score in every class at the Assassin's Guild except Disguise and Concealment, for which he receives a zero score for lack of attendance. He was present for every lecture.
I was today years old when I learned literally everything in this video without exception.
NEW VAAZKL POST 🔥🔥🔥
i gained more info from this video than a whole lifetime of school
Fr
TIL that TIL stands for Today I Learned
The last one was painful to hear
Agreed😭 4:40
Also today I learned that LOL stood for Laugh Out Loud
I got a blue skittle in a pack of original skittles
What the fak
@iNeedToLearnToShutUp OMG SAMEE
7:02
False, Red velvet was supposed to be a _substitute_ for chocolate because some people could not afford chocolate
0:20 the one on the left is actually a shoebill bird. Not only the fact that their call sounds like war and gunfire, THIS makes them even more terrifying….
2:22 No matter how much I stare at this I still cannot figure it out...
today i learned that im addicted to crack
what?
Relatable
Here's something you might not know.
Pet rabbits get angry at their owners for cheating on them with other rabbits. They recognize you by sense of smell and get angry if they smell another rabbit's scent on you.
The french sword is not Excalibur, it is Durandal, the supposed sword of the legendary paladin Roland.
Childe Roland to the dark tower came.
His word was still
'Fie, foh, and fum,
I smell the blood of a British man'
My random fact:
There was once theories and ideas on creating an airborne aircraft carrier, the plane would’ve had multiple jets along the wings and the middle would hold bombers.
today yall learned that every food taste very similar and its scent that supports taste
1:25 the antagonist has arrived.
"Belcalis Almanzar!"
*couch explodes into multiple chili peppers*
"WHAT-"
17:14 that weird Al had a cut Buddy Holly segment. I used it yesterday with my brother
2:38 *"I diagnose you with Assault"*
1:59 I LOVE EATING SUNFLOWER SEEDS FORM THE FLOWER STOPPPP
11:24 100% good boy :)
today i learned that these are not only funny, but also educational
The bony eared... You know the rest fish was a huge inside joke in my fifth grade class. The teacher made us call it "bunny eared azuz fish" after Carl Azuz.
Yoooooo Carl azuz
@FootballCentro Yep. We had to watch CNN 10 every morning and we loved him XD
8:08 not true, all plants have the ability to do this. Some plants are more adapted to it and can tolerate salt water much better than other plants though, coconut trees are not the only plants adapted to salty conditions. The category of salt tolerant plants is called halophytes and there are many.
7:02 What's not ok is eating that crap. Food coloring is not meant for human consumption.
that last one hurt
I read somewhere that Rasputin survived one poisoning attempt because a previous one had left him with ulcers that made him only PRETEND to eat the food to be polite, and they just assumed that he shrugged off the poison with no effect. 😂
Today I learned this is my favorite TH-cam channel
TIL Vaazkl Keeps my sanity in the balance.
8:55 at least he didn’t tell the Germans he’s a jelly doughnut. 😂
Electric Rays exist, and they're called 'torpediniformes'. With the Spotted electric Rays being called 'Torpedo Torpedo'. That's my weird fact.
The african clawed frog can hold its breath for 7 hours
16:45 Does that count as entrapment?
Today, I learned that people believed that people actually think skittles taste the same
15:42 Bisons are making a comeback baby!
7:10 In our country, there a "gamemode" using this pool tables, basically you need 3 balls, and choose your color and try to hit another 2 with 1 hit on your chosen ball
If you look at the number of big foot sightings over the years;
there's a gradual increase that coincides with cameras becoming cheaper and more widespread among the general public
then there is a slightly steeper decline, which coincided with the quality of personal cameras increasing
then a sharp jump up which just happened to be just after the public release date of adobe photoshop
Thats funny.
You have good deduction skills 😂
I learned that my sister isn’t an angel even tho my mom said she was as when I threw her out the window she didn’t fly
Now I’m in a hospital when she was the one who needed it
Pin
U need to pin this comment it’s to funny
@vaazkL u need to pin this guy
What the hell 💀
Ngl, I'm impressed by the marshmallow one.
When I was younger (like 11 or 12) I'd sometimes sit at my PC, have a small candle going and with toothpicks I'd "roast" mini marshmallows over the candle 😂
Today I learned that memes are the meaning of life
American bison were hunted to near extinction but were brought back from the brink and there is now a fairly stable population.
The extra messed up thing is that bison 🦬 were intentionally over hunted because they were super important to several Native American tribes the US government was fighting with.
6:14
Subnautica hoverfish
I'm glad I'm not the only one who takes pictures of clouds when they look interesting.
Like seriously, last year when my mom took me on a vacation, during the 4 flights (2 there and 2 back, Sweden > Finland > Italy, Italy > Finland > Sweden) I think I took like 30-40 photos of clouds 😂
Most was on the way there, as I got kinda sick on the way home (turned out the mother of the family next to us at dinner (cruise, so the seatings were the same each day) had gotten really really sick, so we think I got it from her somehow the last day of the trip.
The bird on the left of the pelican meme is a spoonbill
Another fun ant one: they sleep over 200 times a day, for about a minute each time.
I was drinking a soda when I saw the thumbnail
(Hopefully it doesn’t change)
I love learning (unless it’s at school)
Niagara falls has frozen a few times actually. 1848, 1911, 1912, 1917., 2014, 2015, and 2022
Poundland 💪
Oh.. I also thought pop was a music genre omg
0:16 a shabbit
Funny xbox game reviews
Huh! Today i learned i need memes to survive! If you dont, LEAVE
12:51 Yeah, but those aren't breeds, except for the Bengal. The other 3 are just color mutations
TIL that even though we have discovered 3000+ Exoplanets(Planets that are not in our Solar System), we have not found an Exomoon(a moon orbiting an exoplanet).
dolphin mothers push around their dead children, even they decompose
6:07 I’m fairly certain that you can only have 60 cards in your normal deck, and 15 in your extra deck.
1:05 remind me how they used rice soup in the mortar of the Great Wall of China
that tiger one is insane!
6:18 - i was paranoid for a time and this would have helped then
The hole in a pot handle is so you can hang the pot from a hook.
2:57 Didn't Ramesses know you're not supposed to smile in a passport photo?
12:39 The word "meow" doesn't contain the word "meow", it's the same word.
Congrats to Vaazkl for learning memes
The Palm Tree is not the only tree that can "drink" salt water, there is also a rare type of pine tree that can too.
The reason I know this, is because there is an Island outside where I live that has these trees.
The location is Styrsö outside Strömstad / in the Koster Archipelago.
9:26 And yet, the nickname for Richard is still in full swing.
Pun very much intended.
Also, in the US there is an estimated 8,000 people named Gaylord.
Congratulations for 2M subs!
3:45 I wouldn’t want to see either of these irl.
Nah, Skittles CAN'T taste the same, i've seen people do blind tests and they got a good 99% accuracy on the taste tests
That isn’t a straw holder. It’s a cigarette holder. That way you can smoke at night without giving away your position to the enemy.
My useless fact is before the dinosaurs-there was a bunch of cool fish like dunkleosteus look it up. And anomalous
1:28 The sword was there for *13 hundred* years, not 13 years.