Actually she's a good bartender, but the company didn't know shit about cocktails and didn't give the necessary tools so she just invented some shit up, search JaNee Nyberg she actually knows her shit
Sandy Mclellan no it wasn’t. Ho overdosed on barbiturates combined with alcohol (specifically red wine) at his girlfriends apartment. Don’t spread misinformation and especially don’t be so confident about it.
>order old fashioned abomination >receive lmao16oz of bourbon >order soda on side >take swigs of abomination with soda chaser >get fucking hammered off of one $12 drink
Yeah, people are gonna yell "ICE!" but I know what 3 ounces of something looks like over ice and it looks like wet ice and 3 ounces of whatever at the bottom, not a full fucking milk glass XD
2 shots of monster energy, 4 caps of amber rum, a shot of whiskey, 1 shot of red bull, and fill the rest of the glass with homebrew and you got a Newfie shot
Attractive bartenders don't have to be good, or even competent really. Guys will tip just because they're attractive. Although she might get canned for giving away all the booze.
I would be fine with straight glass of bourbon, but just imagining the horrible, overly diluted taste from all that melted ice, makes me feel bad and sick.
@Pivot pictures That's better than the average chick tbh, if all you have to do to get in there is get intoxicated with leaves and bourbon I'm sure some folks did more for less
Yeah I'd just like to pour all of my drink on my table then use a pump to shoot it into a thin glass cup then mix and melt the glass with it into a stronger glass cup and drink from that
What the hell does that have to do with the fact that she poured almost ten times the amount the recipe called for? Is spilling it a part of the recipe? Does it make the taste change? *measurements calls for 3 ounces but I'll pour 12 ounces because spilling 9 oz is part of the recipe*
Jack: “Ok guys this is my famous cocktail recipe, you’re gonna want to start off with some hard liquor, dice your tomatoes, pop em in, and top it all off with a heaping tablespoon of mayonnaise”
Right so you're gonna wanna put a string of noodle into the glass. Once thats done pour a gallon of bourbon over it and mix it between glasses while spilling half of it onto the table. And there you go! You now got yourself a Noodle string turbo bourbo.
Bavarian Banshee hey bartender here also; it’s hard to say because this glass gets bigger and has a protruding dent but at the 1:54 mark I would say that’s a generous 3 ounces and then the final product is like .....yeah 11 ounces give or take
Not only that but it’s just such a bad old fashioned. If you’re going somewhere that uses Jim Beam for an Old Fashioned and puts a maraschino cherry instead of a luxardo cherry as well as puts the entire slice of orange in there instead of just the peel, for fucks sake just order a jack and coke.
@@duffi5290 I also love how both drinks use pretty much the same amount of alcohol, in the exact same glass, yet one has 3 ounces and the other has "2"...
"It's similar to like a Manhattan, but the orange in it makes it better I think" That's not how it works That's not how any of this works Why would you think this is how it works?
Well not really... I mean, I am in no way trying to defend her but a Manhattan and an old fashioned do share the same type of ingredients, being base spirit (bourbon), sweetener (sugar/sweet vermouth) and a modifier (bitters).
Your description of a base spirit, sugar, water and bitters is one of the oldest definitions out there, going all the way back to the early 1800's. There are a lot of drinks you can categorize like that, but they aren't similar
Cause she's talking about a Manhattan and an Old Fashioned as if they're the same drink with one different ingredient, and she's clearly not trained or experienced enough that her opinion on the drinks is valuable to the consumer anyway.
The best thing about this is the back story, which is something like this, afair: She's a real bartender, but the company that shot these videos hired her for one day, provided only much too large glasses, no shaker, no strainer, and a variety of ingredients that couldn't actually be combined into that many cocktails. They also had no plan of what they actually wanted her to do, so she sort of improvised a couple of things with what was available.
see, this is a fasion so old that it even outdates more modern takes of the old fasioned. It tastes like shit so it died out, but why. order an old fasioned when you can get an old smashioned.
I recall being in a frat and going to the college bar on campus, where I'd walk in, yell "Rack 'em up!" and the bartender would make 10 kamikaze shots for me. You know, to spike the alcohol in my blood to cruising altitude, then I could drift a little throughout the night with only a drink or two. However, t'was a campus bar and I mean, of course they werent as potent as they could have been. So I go in one day, see that the regular guy wasn't there and tell a woman I've never seen before, that I wanted ten kamikazes. Shot the first one and was hit with the realization that "Oh shit... She's DEFINITELY new here." where I'm usually sitting after 10, was after about 4 and I admittedly had some difficulty getting that fifth one down. Always the sport, I put the next five down as well and just went home. Feeling more drunk than I ever have, leaving that particular bar.
@@seekn.destroy4064 cause theres so much to gain from lying about drinking too much on a fucking youtube comment the majority of the planet is never going to see right, stfu
Let's not be hard on the girl in this one. She's probably some aspiring actress in LA who got a call back from some company that churns out TH-cam videos, the owner had the bright idea to make a cocktail-how-to vid, and recruited his brother who works in a bar to train some actress how to make drinks. Thing is the brother works in some dive where people only order boiler makers so it was the blind leading the blind.
I'm a bartender and you never pour a old fashion that big, and you also never shake or pour back and forth and kind of dark liquor. You always stir with a spoon.
''JaNee'' literally means ''YesNO'' in dutch. Those are the actual literal words stuck together. Perfect because when you see her make drinks you also think '' Yeah......no''
"Hmm, I want to drink a pint of bourbon but want to convince myself that's not what I'm doing... I know, i'll put some trivial amounts of other shit in there and say it's a cocktail"
I hate watching people muddle soggy ass Mint leaves into their drink; only to be surprised they keep eating leaves and they're surprised about how the drink tastes "green"
No way at least not around here most drinks are around 9 unless you're talking about drinks stupid people waste their money on at clubs because then yes they overprice the fuck of them. What nekotyto was saying is that most places you order drinks from wont add nearly that amount of liquor to a drink.
Georgia in America but in my travels along the eastern side around here it's all been the same prices give or take 1-2 dollars depending on the place you're going and time of day.
Yeah but it's not unusual for people to just drop a 20 or likely more as people usually get two drinks(or more) plus a tip for the bartender. I've gotten a beer with a margarita was around 15 so I just gave twenty because they made it really well. Almost never worth it imo convenient store down the street sells an 18 pack for 10.69.
"But officer I only had ONE old fashioned!!"
"Sir, there's blood in your alcohol stream."
how the turn tables
The Breathalyzer has a Second Hand Buzz o.o
"Sir, I can light your urine on fire"
@@communistwaffle6517 “sir your blood can be used as jet fuel”
This comment made me laugh-stroke
you’ve heard of “two shots of vodka”, now get ready for “three ounces of bourbon”
A+ comment
XD!!!
nah nah...she said "two" ounces
@@suliko1 no one asked
@@usualsusp3ctz cool but i dont remember needing your permission to say something...
manager: why are we down 2 bottles of bourbon!??
this chick: someone ordered an old fashioned? whats the problem?
She’s especially proud because she only used “2 ounces” for it this time.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Thank you!🤣
Fr though XD
she might not be a fantastic bartender... but judging by her drinks, she knows how to party
Yea lol, that’ll get the party lit asf
@@carlagergaard7080 i'd invite her to my bar mitzvah any day
Actually she's a good bartender, but the company didn't know shit about cocktails and didn't give the necessary tools so she just invented some shit up, search JaNee Nyberg she actually knows her shit
@@PedroOrdep-kv5vw lmao judging by her drinks in this video i doubt shes any good 🤣 who would enjoy drinking piss and sewage leftovers in a glass?
@@scidja8567 that's what I'm saying, the company didn't gave her the resources so she did everything wrong because no one would watch it
This isn't a bartending tutorial, this is waterboarding plant life with bourbon with janee
This is a kill your friends in two drinks tutorial
Euthanasia by alcohol is often regarded as the only true way to enter Valhalla
Oh Lord XD
😂
It was torture just watching
This girl's weed brownies killed Jimmy Hendrix.
That was his manager. True story
I wish I could give you more upvotes for that one
Jimi*
Sandy Mclellan no it wasn’t. Ho overdosed on barbiturates combined with alcohol (specifically red wine) at his girlfriends apartment. Don’t spread misinformation and especially don’t be so confident about it.
Excellent joke sir.
She's the real MVP bartender. Selling you a $7 drink with $20 worth of alcohol.
You right
But it’s worth shit if it tastes shitty
>order old fashioned abomination
>receive lmao16oz of bourbon
>order soda on side
>take swigs of abomination with soda chaser
>get fucking hammered off of one $12 drink
+linh nguyen the most untrue statement i've ever read
You know your shit and I love it.
"Not many people order this anymore"
They all died from liver cirrhosis courtesy of Janee.
She's probably cousin of the "2 shots of vodka" lady
nah, she's the daughter of the "Two shots of vodka" lady.
I love this shit
SANDRA LEE
@@nerkdurgen5574 nah, she IS the "2 shots of vodka" lady
@@carterwhaley948 nah, she WAS the "2 shots of vodka" lady
>3oz bourbon
*puts about 3/4 of a pint*
>2oz bourbon
*exact same amount*
Yeah, people are gonna yell "ICE!" but I know what 3 ounces of something looks like over ice and it looks like wet ice and 3 ounces of whatever at the bottom, not a full fucking milk glass XD
2 shots of vodka
I wish I would find a bartender who puts pint of bourbon for the price of 2 ounces for me.
It looks like sea water and piss
lmfao i busted out laughing i thought the same shit 😭😂
Maybe she's making a "little bit of a mess" because she's pouring it into a SMALLER CUP
You don't know how it work. When you pour, the liquid quantity phase shift, expend and retract.
But I assume you don't watch rick & morty as she does.
You managed to make that 'joke' actually fucking painful to read, aces
She's already had 2 Old Fashioned's of her own creation, you're lucky she's able to even talk
Why doesn't she just use a shaker they're like 10 dollars I'm so confused
outSider Cain as some one who watches rick and morty without saying I’m super smart, I kindly invite you to shut the fuck up
"a little bit of olive oil"
“two shots of vodka”
“three ounces of bourbon”
The holy trinity of accurate portion sizes
“A pinch of salt”
Ramsay would be proud
a lil bit of olioil
I call the the fuck me up daddy
"I'll take a 40 ounce beer"
She gives me a keg.
Keg of straight whiskey
She just hands you 2 2l bottles of jagermeister
Who TF orders a 40 at a bar
Who the fuck orders beer by the ounce?
@@THEPELADOMASTER ever heard of a 40?
Needs A heaping spoonful of mayonnaise if I do say so myself
YaBoiDanny XD 3 heaping spoonfuls is the magic number
YaBoiDanny XD 😎
And maybe 3.5 ounces of cheese.
and just a smidge of vodka
2 shots of monster energy, 4 caps of amber rum, a shot of whiskey, 1 shot of red bull, and fill the rest of the glass with homebrew and you got a Newfie shot
Watching her "mix" drinks is like watching me "wash" dishes when I was like 6
Your comment Mr. McSavage actually made me LOL
More like watching her mix drinks is like watching me make my potions when I was 6
I still made them when I was 13
@@sloth1021 you are elite If at lunch you and your friends ever took your milk and mixed random stuff in it and dared each other to drink it
@@burnttoast8105 omg lol
I swear, this is not an old fashioned, this is a fucking pint glass of bourbon.
I cringe so much watching her making that old fashioned...
Attractive bartenders don't have to be good, or even competent really. Guys will tip just because they're attractive. Although she might get canned for giving away all the booze.
I would be fine with straight glass of bourbon, but just imagining the horrible, overly diluted taste from all that melted ice, makes me feel bad and sick.
cherries in an old fashioned is a special kind of heretic. an old fashioned is just a sugar cube, bitters, and whiskey in a chilled glass.
Yeah thats so cringe 😬
"2 ounces of bourbon"
*pours half the bottle*
Jabroney “two shots of vodka” *pouts half the bottle*
Jabroney a little bit of oil
Omar Huda OIL?! FBI OPEN UP
Emil Hagelin quick, hide my hentai. It's a national treasure.
Omar Huda word around the office is you have a fat ounce
Am I the only one who completely lost it when she went to mix the old fashioned and proceeded to pour half of it on the table
Saaaame
Same
I died lol. “Just gonna mix it up a bit.”
*proceeds to throw drink*
cmon the table is the only thing holding that mess let it at elast have a sip
I broke my bladder when I saw that
This is definitive proof that if you're hot enough, they'll let you get away with anything.
@Pivot pictures I don't mind
@Pivot pictures That's better than the average chick tbh, if all you have to do to get in there is get intoxicated with leaves and bourbon I'm sure some folks did more for less
@Pivot pictures bruh, shes at least a 8.5-9
Like Stalin, for example
viro101 With all the 10s pivot hooks up with, she’s more like a three and a half.
Bar Owner: “Why are we hemorrhaging money?”
*bartender emptying a bottle of Jack every other drink order*
"Damn, that's crazy! Yeah I've no idea. Btw we need more Jack."
I pray for a bartender with a hand this heavy.
Notice how the TH-camr didn’t mention how hot she is... suspect
I can see it now, no officer I'm not drunk I only had one drink at the bar an hour ago. And it had only 2 ounces of bourbon
Justin Stewart 😂😂
@@OptimisedHealth who is "the youtuber"
James the commentator of course fuck knows what his name is
She's like me when I was 5. I used to make potions out of stuff in my backyard
Yo i don't want to be that guy but there is probably a reason you did that. Intuitively as a child you are more than what you think you are.
@从 Deadpoppin 从 i was talking to you and the main commentor
@从 Deadpoppin 从 chemistry alchemy. Some real magic wizard stuff
I also did that as a kid. Nothing like a flash back that I somehow remember
@@fernandomorales4691 *you're a wizard, harry*
"Then add 2 ounces of Bourbon"
*proceeds to fill pint glass to the top*
What's the problem? I'm going to order 3 old fashions anyway, so why not just throw it all in one glass?
tWO SHOTS OF VODKA-
Thats my kinda bar wench
You know, you kinda have a point there...
for anyone not from murica, 1 ounce is like 2/3 of a shot (30ml)
1 pint is 16 ounces.. so I would say she put in *slightly* too much :)
Jesus. I was wondering why she is using a beer glass to make an old fashion instead of a whiskey glass. I did not expect to see that...
Also traditional old fashion has no cherry and orange peel not wedge
@@spencerrogers628 yeah, manhattan has the cherry I think
GOW Legend ❤
Honestly when she mentioned the cherries I was like wtf 🤨
Big gulp lol
Once you've spilled the entire drink onto the table, you sweep it into a glass and it's good to go
I like to make a lane
Finally a Tim’s Kitchen Tips reference
Yeah I'd just like to pour all of my drink on my table then use a pump to shoot it into a thin glass cup then mix and melt the glass with it into a stronger glass cup and drink from that
@@Quaila Add a dash of Pitzmans at the end and you are all set.
No you need to spill it on a bar mat, get it nice and soaked then squeeze it back into the glass to get all those matured flavours.
I actually physically recoiled when she “mixed” the “mint julep” and a big, wet clump of leaves fell into the cup.
What the hell is there to mix?? It's just bourbon and FUCKING LEAVES what the hell woman
TheAndrewj96 she used to be a teacher at my highschool and it was the funniest shit when we found out
Hopefully she wasn't your chemistry teacher, she would've tried to fill a sink when the catalyst is only a couple mL...
Brand she was a history teacher lol and students just thought she was good looking but she didn’t last too long 😂😂 she’s still teaching elsewhere tho
@@activisiongivemeyourcredit8372 damn, you're not lying, found her LinkedIn
Two shots of vodka.... *dumps entire bottle into glass*
Andy Man
They're Russia.
That is called a tuesday in Poland.
that's just called a visit to er due to liver cirrhosis
So that's what I've been doing wrong, I didn't go to school and learn to measure.
That's just called that's just called, if that's what you wanna call it.
3:38
"your mouth watering yet?"
Yeah and here comes the vomit.
Man that comment made me laughing out loud! :D
haha that’s hilarious
Underrated as hell
Top tier comment I laughed out loud
@@cameroncrawford1759 I'm glad
Love how the mint leaves just turned into a sphere and splashed the drink.
The way they just plop down when she’s mixing it killed me. So unappetizing looking
"This is a pretty strong drink."
*pours in half a fucking bottle of whiskey*
berbone
Yea I'd say drink straight whiskey is pretty strong
Ogre Scorp it's pronounced bourbon
I'm not a light drinker. I've downed a half gallon of whiskey in one night interspersed with beer. Her fucking drink would mess me up.
No it's pronounced borebun
How to pour a drink for friends and family:
-1 orange slice
-2 cherries
-a sugar cube
-? bitters
*-Sixteen ounces of Jim Beam*
Then proceed to pour a quarter onto the table
That's what I call a family gathering
-Half a mint plant
Maybe it's what she learned it by her father always having it that way
Oh god you killed them
3:30 killed me.
"Then your gonna put 2 ounces of bourbon in."
Dumps the entire bottle LOL
Thats the 3 ounces of bourbon I used to have right before my liver failed and my family sent me to rehab.
Remember 2 shots of vodka?
Caio Augusto 😂😂
lol
charlie: the berbinn is over powering the drink
me: no charlie its the Bitters
Jotaroooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berbin
It was I DIO
thank you for this brief fanfiction
Thank you Jotaro very cool
She got drunk on bitters. Which is why it's empty and she's semi-conscious of what she's doing.
This is the bartending equivalent of the Verge PC Build.
I’ll just stick to Kool Aid
Why hello there. Everytime you comment on a video you're advertising your channel without knowing.
Toasty Jam thatistheplan
Toasty Jam fuck off
Good plan
Capri Sun is my choice.
I got INSTANTLY triggered when she stuck her fingers in the maraschino jar, and the sugar cube, and then smeared it all over the outside of the glass.
Lasciel wtf?!?!?
+Lasciel
Nice
Lasciel
Kinkyy~
@lasciel xD
Lasciel noce
For everyone talking about her odd interpretation of "two ounces", keep in mind she spilled half the fucking drink on the counter trying to mix it.
Feeling like she may have had a few "ounces" herself in her
What the hell does that have to do with the fact that she poured almost ten times the amount the recipe called for? Is spilling it a part of the recipe? Does it make the taste change?
*measurements calls for 3 ounces but I'll pour 12 ounces because spilling 9 oz is part of the recipe*
CommentCop Badge#666 I believe that was the joke
meatrocket8
ARRRRRRRRGH FUCK!!!
L, giant L, to me. I can't believe I didn't get it when I read it the first time. Fuck!
Some "comment cop" I am.
Sage H. Not liking this comment cuz it’s at 420 and I don’t want to wreck t
Toss is back and forth. Make sure to use a smaller container than the 1st one u used so u spill half the glass in the process
that’s a 12 oz glass that the “3 ounces of bourbon” are overflowing out of, by the way
Yep
I'm no masturbatition but I think that 3 ounces should only fill up ¼ of the glass.
@Z O D I Y A K it was the extra cherry obv
All y'all retarded, it's cause of that bitters.
@@yungpoopoo4889 yeah she put like a whole ⅛ of a drop in there
Jack: “Ok guys this is my famous cocktail recipe, you’re gonna want to start off with some hard liquor, dice your tomatoes, pop em in, and top it all off with a heaping tablespoon of mayonnaise”
10 pound bag of cheese garnish
Russian beer and clam?
The heaping spoon of Mayonnaise caught me like real unexpected
It's his famous liquor salad
what about minced meat?
Right so you're gonna wanna put a string of noodle into the glass. Once thats done pour a gallon of bourbon over it and mix it between glasses while spilling half of it onto the table. And there you go! You now got yourself a Noodle string turbo bourbo.
The Martoon goddamn you got me in stitches brah
>turbo bourbo
my sides are in orbit
I lost it when the drink started going everywhere
"Three ounces"
Charles Jones for real, that was like a coke can amount of bourbon
Ice
Gangster Crab still
ImNotJoshPotter Ice is pretty still
Nah it's the ice for sure
*spills half the drink on the tablecloth*
Jacques Ozier maybe then it will actually have the right amount of bourbon
She belongs in an ExpertVillage video.
Second takes?! not even ONCE!
Why is every drink being served in a fucking beer pint. Your not supposed to drink 16 oz's of bourbon at once. Who am I Winston fucking Churchill?
You gotta man up virgin
Spotted the beta male
Yup, I also remember being 14 years old once
Aaron Chin i belive it was a joke. The whole video.
Yea I like to get so drunk I can't function as a human being, very alpha and domineering. I'll take beta thank you very much
The old Fashioned has been the most ordered cocktail in the world for like 10 years plus, a least in the top 3. Also, As a bartender, JESUS CHRIST
Yeah I don't quite understand where she got that quote from.
My thoughts exactly.
I’ve seen other videos of making cocktails and this is just a mess. I wouldn’t want any of these. I don’t even know if she’s doing these right 😂🤦♂️
definetly isn't.
@@barrymore87 it's easily one of the most popular cocktails at any place that doesn't serve dogshit alcohol and premade mixers
Holy shit!! That Old Fashioned would make me stumble down the stairs where there aren’t any
are you still alive
Are you Mr Lahey?
@@5uperM JULIEN?
He's dead
My baby is dead
Its ok, you're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on
"Hey can i get a shot of whiskey on ice?"
"Yea sure"
*hands me a das boot filled to the rim*
😹😹😹😹😹😹
A shot on ice...what? I feel like you're talking about Starbucks.
If you ordered it this way I’d spit in your drink
@@SpazzyIrishKid1 im 17 ive never had alcohol
unforsaken•mem mmm bourbon Latte
Bartender here, thats absolutely massive for an old fashioned. That's about 3x as large as a regular old fashioned
Approximately how much did she actually pour in when she said 3 ounces? I've never mixed a drink in my life, and even I know that wasn't 3 ounces.
Like 12
Bavarian Banshee hey bartender here also; it’s hard to say because this glass gets bigger and has a protruding dent but at the 1:54 mark I would say that’s a generous 3 ounces and then the final product is like .....yeah 11 ounces give or take
@@doesnotcontain this glass is an absolute unit compared to what we normally serve those in here
Not only that but it’s just such a bad old fashioned.
If you’re going somewhere that uses Jim Beam for an Old Fashioned and puts a maraschino cherry instead of a luxardo cherry as well as puts the entire slice of orange in there instead of just the peel, for fucks sake just order a jack and coke.
"2 ounces" Proceeds to dump half a bottle of bourbon in a cup with leaves.
I swear she poured the exact same amount as the other drink that needed 3 ounces.
You know it’s going to be a good video when she says she’s going to make an old fashioned and she’s sitting there with a pint glass.
An imperial pint no less
And maraschino cherries. *shudder*
“About 2 ounces of Bourbon.” *POURS ENTIRE GLASS FULL *
Neiko Garcia "2 shots of vodka..." *And the whole bottle goes in*
Neiko Garcia and literaly no Bitters
CamoAssassin00 making an alcoholic in denial
Ja'far, Chief of Sindria Trading Company who in the actual fuck would be like “yeah this drink of 100% bourbon is too SWEET. Needs more bitters.”
There is a lot of ice. What troubles me is that 2 ounces is pretty much the same as 3 ounces for her
It's like... why use a shaker when you can make a mess all over the table instead.
she is a women and she is dumb
She probably had a *3 oUnCe ShOt øF wHisKeY*
“I’m just gonna go out on a limb and guess it’s cause they’re dead now.”
The mint looks like someone shat in your drink
Possibly Shrek
two shots of vodka
*hands you two bottles*
I fucking get this reference
**Insert Captain America saying "I understood that referrence."**
*GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUG*(20 glasses of pure alchohol poured into bowl.)
Sir Joey of The White I kind of want to know the reference.
I know everyone already said this but...
*_two shots of vodka_*
We were all thinking it. It's okay.
Livia Fernandes Artemis
*T W O S H O T S O F V O D K A*
@Jason Statham yes.
This girl decimated the two shots girl
her "2" and "3" ounces of bourbon were the exact same amount regardless of the fact that it was way to much with nothing else for taste.
I think she confused ounces with cups
Andrew Hearst maybe or she’s trying to forget something or someone
@@SpikeCole Well then she must be strongly dedicated cause hot damn none of that was even close to being accurate
Or quarts
That's why metric is better
@@duffi5290 I also love how both drinks use pretty much the same amount of alcohol, in the exact same glass, yet one has 3 ounces and the other has "2"...
Definitely didn't hire her for her bartending skills.
manictiger exactly. You can even stab people with prostitution.
@@whYLiE09 She looks like the girl from Zoey 101, but way older
@@AxeAR Jamie Lynn Spears
Wouldn't hire her.for looks either. She looks like she was beaten.
@@ashertelvallo9480 oh she was *beaten* alright..
just not the way you're thinking
"It's similar to like a Manhattan, but the orange in it makes it better I think"
That's not how it works
That's not how any of this works
Why would you think this is how it works?
TheProCatDasher Exactly! Add to it that its a really weird comparison,they're both whisky based the rest is completely different
Well not really... I mean, I am in no way trying to defend her but a Manhattan and an old fashioned do share the same type of ingredients, being base spirit (bourbon), sweetener (sugar/sweet vermouth) and a modifier (bitters).
Your description of a base spirit, sugar, water and bitters is one of the oldest definitions out there, going all the way back to the early 1800's. There are a lot of drinks you can categorize like that, but they aren't similar
Lmao
Cause she's talking about a Manhattan and an Old Fashioned as if they're the same drink with one different ingredient, and she's clearly not trained or experienced enough that her opinion on the drinks is valuable to the consumer anyway.
"that's exactly what I want when I order an old-fashioned. I want a pint of bourbon with an orange." Fucking killed me
“2 ounces of bourbon”
Adds about 8 to 10 ounces
The “a pint of bourbon with an orange” nearly made my cry laughing
When she mixes the drink, it’s like I’m watching a sims character mix up drinks :0
Right? It was so painful to watch
Level 1 skill sim, just like this girl right here.
Just put her on triple speed to level her up quicker.
It was rough to witness
In fact, that is *NOT* how you mix the drinks. I'm glad I've taken TLE class and played The Right Mix to know how you mix drinks as a bartender.
The best thing about this is the back story, which is something like this, afair: She's a real bartender, but the company that shot these videos hired her for one day, provided only much too large glasses, no shaker, no strainer, and a variety of ingredients that couldn't actually be combined into that many cocktails. They also had no plan of what they actually wanted her to do, so she sort of improvised a couple of things with what was available.
Check out an ad by either Jim Beam or Jack Daniels. In them she shows that she knows what she's doing.
"2 ounces of bourbon"
*proceeds to fill a 750ml glass*
Perfect! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She said 3. And theres ice in the glass
That's a pint glass.
You had 2 chances to correct this comment now
@@flip_shifty Second time she said 2.
Either way, that's a FUCKTON more than 3 or 2 ounces.
Ruben shifty I get there’s ice but do you actually know what the fuck three ounces look like 😂😂😂😂
"Its really good. Its similar to a Manhattan."
Was she referring to the Manhattan Project?
Dr.Manhattan ?
A taste so nuclear it'll blow your mind
@@pokerface4 manhattan project is what the early nuclear weapons tests were referred to.
@@eremasicama3193 The manhattan project was the government finding the perfect amount of sweet vermouth to add to a Manhattan.
manhattan subway railings lmfaoo
"Make sure the flavors are mixed up!"
*dumps entire glass on the counter*
“You might want to put 4 or 5,”
*puts an entire salad in the cup*
I swear to god if i get handed a mint julep, take a swig, and swallow a leaf i will choke the bartender
kinky
not if you choke on the leaves first
What is it with every comment section having at least one guy who has a Lego Star Wars picture? Is this a meme I don't know about?
Cant choke em if u choke on the leaves. U have been uno reversed.
Im laughing rn
"an orange slice, two cherries, and a sugar cube"
.002 seconds later
"So you'll see you've got your orange, cherries, and sugar cube in the glass"
good job pointing that out :) did you learn from her?
On the glass
I thought the exact same thing-
absolutely nobody my god I would’ve expected it to be on the floor
Right ffs that was so awkward
"Make sure all the good stuff is mashed together"
*mashes it for like 2 seconds and barely mixes any of it together*
I was so grossed out seeing her grab the cherries out with her fingers I couldn't even pay attention to any other mistakes
Well she’s drinking it, IRL she would obviously have gloves and/or a spoon
Same
Means shes not a bartender. Real bartender would've automatically grabbed the tongs without thinking.
Now they can't use that whole jar of cherries (or at least shouldn't) cuz her fingers have been all up in it
@@bellaball1293 dont be a pussy..
actually physically cringed when she stared "mixing" and spilled all over the place
God help you if you ask her to make a long island ice tea
I would accept that challenge...but i would need a chaser of Jeffersons to go with....
Bourbon. Fuck the other ingredients, just put a whole glass of bourbon in that bitch. That's basically every drink here.
First step fill glass with ice and bourbon.
Step two serve.
Her version of a Long Island iced tea is probably McDonald’s sweet tea with Newport butts stirred in.
@@JanoyCresvaZero Don't forget the pint of bourbon.
I'll give you my orange and two cherries. All mashed up in a glass. WITH BITTERS
Illusion of bitters*
It’s so weird how “Muddle the sugar cube & bitters” turns into SMASH EVERYTHING WITH A STICK!
All mashed up in my ass*
That clump of mint leaves just plopping on top of the drink when she started pouring it was an absolute golden comedy.
As a trained bartender..........this really hurt my eyes
Same its just wrong
@FlappableBean You care enough to write about it.
There's a difference between bartending and bartending to get you and your friends drunk on a Sunday afternoon.
@@ranondo92 either way, this ain't it chief
@FlappableBean except you, apparently.
That is the worst old fashioned I've ever seen
I can honestly say that instructional video insulted me.
I miss Jamie Oliver's Drinks Tube
see, this is a fasion so old that it even outdates more modern takes of the old fasioned. It tastes like shit so it died out, but why. order an old fasioned when you can get an old smashioned.
Nova Berry I get the joke and I love it.
Let me call Draper and see what he has to say about this
Other bartenders- "Why are we out of bourbon!?"
Other bartenders- "The new girl made one old fashioned and used it all."
I recall being in a frat and going to the college bar on campus, where I'd walk in, yell "Rack 'em up!" and the bartender would make 10 kamikaze shots for me. You know, to spike the alcohol in my blood to cruising altitude, then I could drift a little throughout the night with only a drink or two.
However, t'was a campus bar and I mean, of course they werent as potent as they could have been. So I go in one day, see that the regular guy wasn't there and tell a woman I've never seen before, that I wanted ten kamikazes.
Shot the first one and was hit with the realization that "Oh shit... She's DEFINITELY new here." where I'm usually sitting after 10, was after about 4 and I admittedly had some difficulty getting that fifth one down. Always the sport, I put the next five down as well and just went home. Feeling more drunk than I ever have, leaving that particular bar.
Anthony Sforza ok
@@Gematrinator there are liars and then there is this guy.
@@seekn.destroy4064 cause theres so much to gain from lying about drinking too much on a fucking youtube comment the majority of the planet is never going to see right, stfu
I like to call this one the Russian. Get a litre bottle of vodka, open it, and drink
literally me after work
Let's not be hard on the girl in this one. She's probably some aspiring actress in LA who got a call back from some company that churns out TH-cam videos, the owner had the bright idea to make a cocktail-how-to vid, and recruited his brother who works in a bar to train some actress how to make drinks. Thing is the brother works in some dive where people only order boiler makers so it was the blind leading the blind.
Jackson Duruy And let's not forget the people watching the video who now have the most fragmented lesson ever 😂
Seems weirdly accurate 🤔
Dude fucking pauses the video every 2 seconds to make mediocre comments lol
I just tried to search her up, and I came across a video that said she used to be an actress, so maybe this is fairly accurate 🤔
She is licensed and currently works as a bartender in Los Angeles, believe it or not.
That is *by far* the worst Old-Fashioned I have ever seen.
Old fashioned jello shots are better than this hot steamy load of dried out manure
She has all the ingredients but just butchers them all lol
You must be old fashioned
I'm a bartender and you never pour a old fashion that big, and you also never shake or pour back and forth and kind of dark liquor. You always stir with a spoon.
Jesus, I love old fashions. This is painful to watch.
You know what would have gone great with that Bourbon? The Tree Stars from The Land Before Time.
I dont know why this made me laugh so much
I cackled
I’m still laughing so much at this.
THIS COMMENT
funnymahem Holy shit thank you for reminding me of that!
An old fashion is one of the best drinks when its actually done right lol
Try swapping the sugar cube(s) or dimple syrup for real maple syrup. To die for.
That actual pint of bourbon mixed with grass looks tasty.
''JaNee'' literally means ''YesNO'' in dutch. Those are the actual literal words stuck together. Perfect because when you see her make drinks you also think '' Yeah......no''
Yes, that's "also" what all guys think when they see her 🙄
Except the j in ja sounds like a y, not a g or a j, soooooo no
ah damn you beat me to it!
@@obamastrollaccount1952 the pronunciation doesn't change what it translates to in this case
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Allright we got two (crushed) cherries, a slice of orange, a sugar cube, and 12 ounces of burbon. Sounds like a great drink!
Clearly 3 ounces (sarcasm)
Your liver gonna thank you later
It could be two stones from the garden and a wedge of a urinal cake and you still wouldn't taste the difference after she adds her pint of bourbon
"Hmm, I want to drink a pint of bourbon but want to convince myself that's not what I'm doing... I know, i'll put some trivial amounts of other shit in there and say it's a cocktail"
Just to remember you guys: her name is literally YesNo in Dutch
So true, Jesse YoungMan
There's something special about watching those damp mint leaves slop from one glass to the other
I hate watching people muddle soggy ass Mint leaves into their drink; only to be surprised they keep eating leaves and they're surprised about how the drink tastes "green"
Shes clearly been trained by the "2 shots of vodka" woman.
lol
Cocktail chemistry is crying rn
Shumaf Lukman He even did videos on making an Old Fashioned
He’s in an induced coma
Howtodrink - quaking right now
I absolutely have 0 alcohol knowledge and even I know she’s messing up badly.
8 dollars for that? what a steal, you're loosing money not ordering that.
No way at least not around here most drinks are around 9 unless you're talking about drinks stupid people waste their money on at clubs because then yes they overprice the fuck of them. What nekotyto was saying is that most places you order drinks from wont add nearly that amount of liquor to a drink.
Georgia in America but in my travels along the eastern side around here it's all been the same prices give or take 1-2 dollars depending on the place you're going and time of day.
Yeah but it's not unusual for people to just drop a 20 or likely more as people usually get two drinks(or more) plus a tip for the bartender. I've gotten a beer with a margarita was around 15 so I just gave twenty because they made it really well. Almost never worth it imo convenient store down the street sells an 18 pack for 10.69.
Holy shit if you had to drop 20 to 50 on a single drink, like 99% of the population would be sober.
What does? I would never spend more than $15 on a drink and that's if I'm at an upscale bar/restaurant
I got alcohol poisoning just from watching this shit.
Her exposed shoulder and see through shirt revived me, though.
Yeah, we all know why Jenae got the job, it certainly wasn’t for her precise measuring skills.
She is cute. That's why shes getting away with giving all of her patrons alcohol poisoning.
"exposed shoulder" they warned me about you
If a lotta people loved each other, the world would be a better place
Yea she's dumb as a rock but she's pretty hot...i want to ask her for a glass of straight bitters and see what happens 🤔😂
Sewage mixed with ﾚⅰɬ∑Я∆ﾚ ㄕ∑∑ ㄕ∑∑
I have seen this video at least 8 times. I love Charlie's response to the bitters. Absolutely floored me