Nick Reviews Hasans NEW House.... - Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort
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- Nick Rochefort and Sam Hyde review Nicks old house, Hasans new house and more insane and ridiculous house listings on the Perfect Guy Life or PGL Podcast.
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In this hilarious house review series with comedian Sam Hyde and realtor Nick Rochefort, the guys review houses that are currently being sold in the collapsing housing market.
From overpriced properties to houses with major quirks, this series is a must-watch for anyone who's looking to have a good laugh and watch the housing market collapse in real time. Watch as Sam and Nick take on the difficult task of reviewing houses while the world around them falls apart!
If you're looking for a laugh, then you need to watch this series! Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort take turns reviewing houses and explaining the hilarious reasons why the housing market is collapsing. From bad mortgages to shady deals, these two comedians have got you covered!
As the market continues to plummet, Sam and Nick take a look at some of the more ridiculous and ridiculous looking homes that are now on the market. From giant golf courses to swimming pools in the backyard, the duo takes a funny look at the ridiculous prices and how anyone could ever afford these houses.
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Man, if someone made fun of my house, I'd challenge them to a boxing match.
Im sure there’s 1,000s of people who would love to hav your house.
@@Axis.Mundis. I'm sure there's 1,000s of people who would love to hav your kidneys.
Possibly on the Misfits 004?
They should do a boxing match, and a 5 lap race in whatever cars they bring to laguna seca, and then the tie breaker is a 1v1 paint ball death match.
1000s > thousands
Sam Hyde: checking out Hasans new house and judging it
Candy man: secretly noting all the entry/exit & vantage points and cleanest escape route
they should run redistribution of wealth on hasan in front of his family
He's not scoping the escape routes for himself, his scoping the escape routes to block, padlock and weld shut before he enters to enjoy his turkish delight.
How many males are in the house?
Is your dad an active guy or is he more of a watch TV type?
Candy man goona raid the house with a hammer and sickle
Cracking up imagining candy-man’s mask talking to him like the Green Goblin mask👺
ironically, Hasan's existence and materialism is a better critique on capitalism than anytthing he has done streaming and speaking
and he argues that too. "I'm a dipshit who does nothing and contributes nothing, capitalism is a joke" and yet people still donate..
must be dirty money
@@jigglypuff3311just braindead socialist followers who don't understand they're the first to be lined up
All these anti-capitalism e-celebs would never stream again if capitalism was gone. They know what they're doing and they take advantage of dimwits that will never know any better. @@jigglypuff3311
@@jigglypuff3311 people giving him money is capitalism?
@@Bolt892 money is capitalism. The existence and use of any currency is capitalism, since communism means no money, just resources. Technically, ANYTHING that isn't communism is capitalism, including socialism and barter societies, its kinda clever. Marx may have been evil, but he wasn't stupid.
Hasan just sweating watching Sam and Nick planning to visit his house in LA
In real life.
The Ghost will Strike the Enemy
Hes planning his ambush. Checking all the hiding spot, and all the entry and exit point.
"Pikerrrrr, come out and playyyyyayyyyy."
"Where did you get this marble counter?"
_pulls out a sledgehammer_
BECAUSE WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL EM'
@@FumblsTheSniper The ghost of Kyiv's plane can still be seen circling Ukraine forces
Some say he's an angel
Nothing says “man of the people” like a gated community
he is fcking around, but he doesn't wanna find out
Bro this is all an act. He just taking advantage of people so he can live better than them💀
He's a sociopath like most liberals, will say anything to get clout, even if they don't believe it
99% of his fanbase have an IQ below the age of consent. I'm sure they dont mind.
i love it when commies buy mansions for the people to visit and allow comrades to use the facilities freely. comrades we need to visit
We're gonna make the pelosi bodycam footage look like a joke 😈
@@nightmaremedley bring more hammers 🔨 🔨
@@sumyunggui8750 hammers & sickles these are the tools of the working man.
It's vacation time
It's LA, squaters welcome
Sam: This is literally how I would build a house.
Nick: No you wouldn't.
Sam: Okay.
asked and ansswered
Houses is Nick's holy cow. You do not desecrate consecrated ground.
Something about that star is really annoying, I wish I could support them without getting that next to my name. It seems like peak coonsumer redditor funkopop dolls updoot energy.
@@tyrlant2189Thank you for your donationirino! Have a gold sticker star yaaaay!
@@tyrlant2189make a second account that you pay, and use your main for real commenting
I live in LA and every time I see one of those gay electric Porsche's I try to see if it's Hasan so I can yell "fight Same Hyde" and watch him seethe
@Deadpoppin work, probably moving back to jersey or Florida soon tho
Buddy I hope you got your phone at the ready, if you do this and don't get a video you're gay
No fight different Hyde first
Get a life you fuckin nerd
@@lewiscarson3086 your dog looks stupid
Micro fiber walls are nothing but a sweet peanut brittle treat to the Candyman as he hunts the sickly Hassan through the vapid halls of his mansion, soon to be tomb
Nick has the cutting intuition of a high school bully that actually grew up to be richer with better taste than you. Legit one of the funniest men alive.
EARLY AND OFTEN
early an often, nick is an incredibly wise and hilarious man
He’s the kind of bully that gives you shit but with the hope you improve your life for the better
WHAT I TELL YOU? STAY OUTTA MY HALLWAY!
@@WheresMyInhaler I think that's called a priest.
Hes tanner
If Sam ever fights Hasan, Nick needs to be the ring man and have him roast Hasan’s mansions the whole fight
id pay top dollar for this
that i would actually pay for
pretty effective mindgames, you're trying to fight sam but in your head ur like "damn he's right my kitchen cabinets are fucking whack"
Nick in his ear screaming that his door is ugly and his furniture is fake
EmOtional damage
I love it when Trotsky and Nick review homes
Prior to his arrival on the scene of the communist revolution in Russia, Leon Trotsky (real name: Lev Davidovich Bronstein) lived in a large house and had a chauffeured car, despite the fact that his annual salary was less than $1000.
@@stellarfilth ohh shout out De-loused in the Comatorium
🤣🤣🤣🤣
trotsky reviews stalins home and then challenges him to a fight
@@moistjohn Stalin cheated and brought a pickaxe into the ring
Sam Hyde emerges from the bushes as Hassan Piker floats in his pool. His vulnerable belly exposed induces severe salivation in Mr. Hyde. You wouldn't expect a 270 pound 6 foot 8 man to move so silently.
SWOOSHHHHHH
Don't float too close, Hassan. You shouldn't put a 6'8" 270 lb man in a self-defence situation.
the ghost
Is Sam that tall?
@@timturbo7727 6'5 lol
Meanwhile I'm ova hear welding dumpsters together to keep the rain out and the dumpster fluids in
Boiston 505th???
@@judbaker5752 union bud, this dude gets it. Blueberries
Check your privilege bro
Such white male privilege amirite
Do union guys make the brand new ones and non union get all the dumpster repair jobs?
His swimming pool doesn't even smell like second hand smoke and chlorine? Uh yeah I think I'd pass on that pretentious garbage property
ive made one of my usernames "ballsnifficent" before, hello kindred spirit
Hasan designed his house in minecraft.
😂
I love listening to nick talk while Sam says “Mhm” into the mic every 4.2 seconds
I agree with you but not even as a joke
Mnyeah
At least he's not eating this time
It sounds like Sam's in hospice care about to die if you just listen to the vid and not watch
The candy man's got a candy plan, we know where you live Hasan get in the van
@@springchickena1 Only if you're okay with having roommates
p❤😊pliers and l❤
DOWN WITH HASAN
Heyy x
PIKE THE PIKER
A cold ass rider just blew into town
Jesus saved my wretched soul that’s all I know Hallelujah
You're cringe
It’s unironically amazing how much knowledge Nick has about houses
Very original comment
@@ElliotOffen Very original reply
I think Sam or nicks wife has said it before and I’m convinced, he’s like the guy out of the film the house that jack built.
Nick and Tim Dillon should start a podcast about real estate. I would listen to every episode. Because that would be very entertaining.
If the VICE television network is still around (and was still relevant) i could totally see him having his own show
Shout out to nick. You got skills brother. I did framing and cement (pouring floors and foundations) and thats not exactly a precision based skill but those bathrooms and shit you did looked fantastic. Any younger men working hard, and saving money can learn a lot from nick. Listen to the right people (like nick and not those get rich quick subscriptions) and go make money because it is out there, you just have to give up fun for a few years and focus on making bank. Im 44 now and didn't have someone to guide me which turned into me hanging out with burnouts, doing tons of drugs and drinking, and pissing away half my life on fun times i hardly remember because i was blacked out. You get one life, set yourself up early, even if it means working 5 years straight and eating ramen because the alternative is being 44 and regretting almost everything you did. The only thing that means anything in this life now is my family, and im proud of the father i became after being a loser for 3 decades, but i know i could've gave my kid an even better life if i wasn't a stupid piece of shit when i was younger. Stop the victim mentality, and get out there to make the life you want. Im happy with my family life but beat myself almost everyday because i fucked up for 30 years like an idiot. Do what you want to do, and start planning it immediately.
Fantastic? That house he flipped looked like a mentally challenged paki did the interior. Looked like he grabbed whatever was kicking around at the Habitat for Humanity restore for all his renovations. Couldn’t believe he showed off that dumpster fire
Good comment.
What are the money makers you're talking about?
Plz tell me where is the money sir? Haven't you watched the news recently, there is fucking no jobs and everything costs an eye of your face.
Booomer
I only bummed around for about 25 years, so by comparison I feel preeety smug. Joking aside, you’re based brother glad you’re doing well.
Nick’s like “I grew up poor”
Then tells how his dad spent 15k on a liner pool. Nick is a national treasure.
Maybe they made fun of nick for not having 5 ATV's and he is scarred for life
sam was a rich kid too and he hates admitting it, kinda weird
@@coljuh do as they wish while pretending to be like us, so we'll pay attention and fund the behavior
trick as old as humans themselves
Possible that his dad would rather spend 15k on a pool than spend a dime on him, like many deadbeat dads.
I can't even get my dad to deal with the 10 water stains in his cheap boomer house he's going to dump on me in 10 years when he dies. Thanks for the problem
nick needs to be on camera 24/7
MDE TV 24/7
It's only a matter of time until Hasan wakes up with Sam looking over him. Counting the days....
Could you imagine the noise that would leave Hasan in that moment
Pants shitting terror. Could you fucking imagine? He'd kill you slowly and have way too much fun doing it. Irl, not in Minecraft.
And nick smashes his knees with a bat so he can drag him around his house showing him how shit it is
Damn Nick is being brutal lmao
Hes a good friend
He could be way more brutal than this 🤣
He's always brutal when reviewing houses lol
Sounds like sour grapes lmao
Hassan just hired private security after this video dropped
So much for the abolition of hierarchies
Preach open borders/illegal immigration but you sit behind locked doors with security cameras? Time for a pool party this summer.
Imagine preaching socialism and redistributing of wealth to then turn around and buy a multimillion dollar Box
Every time.
You didn't know dude? He bought it for his mom so she wouldnt be homeless.
Personal charity just perpetuates capitalism. They want everything to be handled by the state, so as long as wealth is not being controlled by the state, they can do no wrong because the system is unfair. This is the cope that real socialists use.
Comrade, we must visit him immediately and cop his entire house then bleach his girl. For the worker's thing.
@@Arikarinful oh yeah the porsches he also bought or for the starving african children he sponsors
so y'all have obviously realized that you've figured out and won youtube. keep up the streams and this amazing flow of absolutely free content. i cannot wait for MDE 2. you all are the greatest
I had a girl stop talking to me because I said I'm a centrist and that wasn't good enough. She said she watched left content like Hassan hahahaha.
I said 'oh yeah the multi-millionaire' with a bunch of laughing faces. She said she couldn't talk to me now she'd found out what I'm like. I told her good luck
You dodged a bullet
I don't believe people could talk with their left hand like that
@@syaifurrahman8871 I didnt believe people could be named after an item on a curry house menu either
Women don't like fence-sitters.
@@thesebadseeds I don't care what they like
Looks like an "adult video" producer's house. Probably trace amounts of splooge on the flooring. His kid one day will drop Cheerio crumbs in between there and start eating the dust.
It's a studio, sped.
Dunking on a man’s poor financial decision is a deep cut.
Something something USS Liberty
Hero’s of Israel
pesky portuguese
It's piss
Lmao
Something something operation Susanna.
13:36 looks like my first time playing sims and just dragging all the furniture onto one area
Socialosm is so fun, instead of most population bitching about the billionaires, you have most of the population struggling for food and shelter, while your glorious leaders live in castle🥰
Hasans big house but he sits in 1 room.
Piker lives in fear of The Candyman. The fact that Sam knows where he lives terrifies him.
This is bcs hasan piker did not know sam was a leading genral in the idf army member of the ayatollah fucker division
What a hard working respectable man he is
Hasan’s gotta watch out, man. I hear Sam is a lot more creative than Hillary’s top executioners
You gotta start getting creative after 50+ murders, it starts getting repetitive otherwise.
Man, $775k gets you a 2 bed townhouse in the silicon valley
775k gets you half a dildo and a burnt tesla in todays market
As soon as I saw the hot tub I knew a swinging joke was coming and I was stoked to hear it
Holy shit dude. That piece of garbage cost nearly 3 million dollars? It’s so unremarkable and flimsy looking. It reminds me of a 3 star hotel. It seems to be going for that aesthetic. Not good! Hasan could have gotten something nicer and cheaper.
Love this unbiased appraisal of the casa del bonehead
best way to buy houses is by contacting the owner of the land directly. You would be surprised how often people would sell something that’s off market
This feels like a stream-esque comment but that mini fridge at the outside bar of that second house is literally from home depot
THIS ISNT WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT ITS WHAT WE NEEEEEEED
Dass Righ..DASS RIGHT!
more of these long-form house reviews with Nick and Sam, please
Yes! Even though I love the Nick house review streams, him reviewing houses with Sam is so gold!!!!
It makes me sleep better at night knowing hassan piker's feelings are getting hurt
I like how Nick always go full force when shitting on houses. So you know he actually thinks Hasan's house is shit.
Who in their right mind would buy a multi-million dollar property with telephone lines in your view
MORE HISAN TROLLING PLZ MAN PLZ DONT GIVE UP DO IT FOR ME
I absolutely adore these videos
nick was on fire this ep
Nick talking about the boxwood hedges had me dieing. I've worked with some landscaping crews, and not everyone knows how to trim bushes. It's actually more complicated than you would think. It got fucked up alot 🤣
He has a Hyde proof bunker under the house.
Like a true communist "No, it's ok for me to have this because I worked hard but the rest of you need to share 😢".
Nick is THE best friend. Sam seldom understands how incredible his friend is. I’d kill all my friends to have a Nick.
You’d kill all your friends?
This was a banger from start to finish.
I used to build liner pools in the UK about 18 years ago; dig out loads of earth, fit these hard plastic walls which clip together, about an inch thick. Drill holes for pump, overflow etc and install water pump, plumb to mains water. Backfill with gravel to near floor level, then build out the pool depth and grade with a real weak sand cement mix like 5/1 or 4/1 at most so it doesn't crack with ground movement, then screed off so it's perfect, then put the liner in and fill pool with water real slow and clip the liner into the hard plastic at the same time as trying to push out air pockets in the liner so it's tight to the screed.
@Darkcode There’s literally about 3 days a year when you could use it. And that’s if you were tough.
I love our optimism.
Owning Pools, or Cabriolets.
@@zaikoji the weather varies in the UK quite allot depending on where you live. Most areas south of Scotland, the weather is suitable for an outdoor pool at least 5 months of the year. Last year many places in the UK hit over 40 degrees celsius.
@Darkcode quite allot of people; rich to average joe's. We were one of the few people who fit that type of pool at the time and we were fully booked.
@@Mr_Sh1tcoin a tougher man than I 🥶
What was communist housing like?
Each family typically had only one room, which usually served as a living room, dining room, and bedroom for the entire family. All the residents of the building shared the use of the hallways, kitchen (commonly known as the "communal kitchen"), bathroom and (rarely) telephone.
What is American housing like?
Millions of homeless people who couldn’t afford to rent even if they worked full time.
@@fatguy6153 Nah. Most homeless people are on drugs and the midwest is littered with huge places that fit whole families you can rent for under 1k a month.
@@fatguy6153 well it's their own fault, they came here illegally
@@jigglypuff3311 Yea totally, people who’ve lived here for generations are illegals, makes complete sense.
@@fatguy6153 homeless are a minority, in russia that was everybody
I just looked up Nick's hat because it looks cool. Sick to find out he sells antique furniture and stuff. Definitely qualified to roast hasan's crib.
Nick sure is a "wiseguy" about construction
He's definitely buried a few bodies.
I think the board in the back is meant to hypnotize me with mk ultra like affirmations about sam
Could not stop laughing at the backyard commercial deep fryer
As someone who has never met a Portuegese person I can't help but admire Nick's unbridled hatred of them
Any New Englander does. Portugese, Italians, and Irish are all white nigerians.
I'm dying, This is Nick's magnum opus For house flops
Nick's impression of his wife's voice is hilariously brutal
where have you seen his wife speak? I thought he was taking the piss wow
@@vladpalets no I haven't.. it just sounded like he gave her a retard voice. To be fair, he gave himself a goofy voice for the scenario he described, but hers was worse lol
Let’s visit Hasan. He will surely let us comrades in
I learn so much listening to Nick talk about home building
I love this guy hasan is one of those left who scream about tax the rich and all this while being one of the richest twitch streamers. Idk who is worse him or the absolute air heads who pay him.
that would be the DSA
The only THING I CRAVE more than a small detectible White Castle Burger is Nick looking at shitty houses like mine. Thanks
Delectable*
Everyone should have a friend like Nick, who just has massive amounts of practical knowledge
The fact that people can be openly communist and still be accepted by the public is fucking insane. Let alone endorsed by celebrities
Absolutely incredible work fellas
I WILL LISTEN TO NICK TALK ABOUT HOUSES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I literally need to hear the stealing stories more than I need oxygen to live
Nick made me understand real estate. Damn he’s so fucking good lmao. GOBLESS
Every time I eat I have to shit immediately after. Am I dying?
That's a very socialist, eco-friendly, middle-class friendly place! I can't wait to stay there since Hasan is sharing it with everyone, I presume.
Hasan should’ve bought the Raiders house instead
"You have all the Irish guys in there smoothing it all out."
Swish.
Nick is so god damn funny
That'd be hilarious if Hasan's life was ever in danger soon
Sam and Nick character arc went from Aryan Brotherhood to Property Brothers
I just casually watched Hasan and asked plainly if he'd do a creator clash with you and got banned immediately. Wtf is going on with censorship I got banned on his reddit for asking a mod why I got banned on twitch.
behold the modern left
we don't like you? you don't exist
Don't bother wasting your time with hypocrite hipster socialists.
Hes got a microwave because he aint cooking, thats a ubereats home. A regular grubhub pit stop.
The real fight we've been waiting for...
Ooo what a sweet surprise from the Candy-Man, right as I get off work. Bless up🙏🏻
He got the floor plan, next he get the man
Nick riffing on houses and hustles is GOLD
A perfect place for a survival situation
When he went in on the second pool for no deep end fuckin true
marathoning nick before buying property is like cheating
Nicks enthusiasm for house stuff is captivating, he rattles off names of things & im sure he knows what hes talking about.. but as far as i know he could just be making up words, i believe him either way.
Nick is sitting on a couch that is resting on a cement brick while roasting these houses.
Leon Trotsky and Vladimir Lenin talking about comrades who own nice houses. (Colorized)
5:57 looks like something I'd build in the sims
There is nothing I respect more then a person who understands class/can spot trash and isn’t an elitist piece of shit. It might be the highest form of man in late capitalism. Bravo sir. My biggest failure in life was not valuing material goods or my own personal finances.
There's nothing more satisfying than destroying someone who overvalues themselves in a cunty way
Hassan will see this video and freak out and ban his chatters.
Man if I had a comedy friend like Nick I'd be unstoppable
No you wouldnt
@@shawnhits704 Starring Chris Pine.
Interesting house, love the abundance of points of entry