fr I couldn't stop laughing when I realised how pathetic you would have be to have your bones broken by a balloon alligator without even knowing it was fake when you bought it
That part was strange, even for a dhardhar video. I mean, were they trying to pass it off as a real alligator? Judging from her reaction, that's what it seemed like. If so, how did they buy that off of amazon? If not, does she think it's a real alligator? Why? If not that, why not just get rid of it herself? These questions might be overthinking it all, but I view it as a defense mechanism against the stupidity of dhardhar videos.
The best part of this is that the kids did literally nothing wrong. The people with the alligator and snow machine were just unbelievably stupid and there is no way anyone would know what could happen with the wand or the soda.
Dhar man is the reason why TH-cam should be made 18+ with age verification and anyone who made a TH-cam video before 18 should be banned. Like if I caught a 14 year old or even 16 year old watch TH-cam or use the internet they will be grounded.
11:35 How is any of this the main characters' fault? The ice machine and the fake alligator are consequences of grown ups being morons and the funky soda one seems to be an ingredient that they are allergic to and the wand things a few minutes later is a faulty manufacturer. None of these people would have said anything if this had been a garage sale, at least not to the people who sold them the stuff. Seriously, two of them have a legit complaint to sue the company that sold them and two of them are idiots.
Yeah, at most you could blame the kids for selling them at outrageously high prices. But even then I'd have to question how smart the kids buying are, and especially question the sanity of the parents who seem to have their kids walk around with hundreds of dollars in spending cash. The snow machine thing doesn't even make sense. "We've been swimming for the past two hours" It's a snow machine... It can't produce more snow than you put water in it, and if you're really "swimming" after using it, chances are you're a moron.
There are the comments. Dhar Man is just becoming a rip off Disney channel and at the same time a Tv show that you would find at 3 am from a 5/10 cable channel.
Dhar Mann should be sued for making kids content on youtube. Because the internet and video games are making the youth dangerous like no one under 18 should like TH-cam or Minecraft.
DharMann's Mickey & Jay Script: 1: Get a lesson.. 2: Get a bad idea.. 3: Do the bad idea.. 4: Get in trouble.. 5: Get caught/tricked.. 6: Get NOT punished.. 7: Learn what lesson?
Honestly, agreed about Mikey, Jay, and Noah’s parents. They basically explain those kid’s behaviors. It’s always “We’re going to teach you this important lesson” instead of “We’re going to ground you because you deliberately disobey us and commit crimes.”
Dhar Mann used to at least PRETEND to care about making surface level videos about racism or poverty. Now he just makes knockoff live action Nickelodeon sitcoms.
Two things 1. If you don't know that snow melt into water when you have a kid who like they should be in middle school, you have fucked up somewhere and need help. 2. If you can't tell a blow-up croc is fake and somehow break your bones while fighting it you need your brain check out because that not normal.
3. If you seriously think that repeatedly milking a channel’s videos by “failing to” point out the actual bad logic than just say it’s your opinion and dramatically fail at trying to be funny. You need to rethink your career
You know Dhar Mann is out of touch when he thinks that a kid would complain about 20,000 views and expects 28 million, all within their first 2 videos. It takes years of hard work to get to that point.
kid would probably cheer even with 2-10 views :D and even if imagine kid first video get around 20k views is just fantasy and pretty sure no one dont get that many that quick just like if it just the first or second video
Dude, no matter how high my expectations, I would freaking RIOT if I got even 10k. I would riot and maybe have an aneurysm, and I think any kid would X,D Like, there's a difference between wanting 1 million views, and actually HAVING 10k views.
I started posting on my channel a little over a year ago. I did it just for fun knowing that it would be years before it took off. A few months in one of my videos got my first 1,000 views, I was ecstatic. Younger people come on to my streams complaining that nobody will watch their streams after their first week trying. I tell them that it’s not going to happen overnight, you have to work at it everyday and you have to do it for the fun of it. Nobody’s going to want to watch you if you’re not having fun. It’s the age of the internet where everyone expects instant gratification, nobody has any patience. I’m still waiting for my first 10,000 views and I don’t expect it anytime soon.
A kid overestimating how many views they can realistically get in a short amount of time is probably the most (... only) realistic thing in the video, tbh.
Gotta say, the woman getting hurt wrestling a fake alligator while not knowing it was fake has to be one of my top dumbest moments in all of dhar mann alongside the inmate from one of the husband pranks wife videos who said his wife left him because she realized she loved dhar mann and his videos more and didn’t need him anymore
Also, still don’t know why Noah doesn’t just end his friendship with these dudes. Look at how badly Mikey and Jay have been treating him over the past year or so. I swear he is smart enough to know that this is a very bad influence on him and he needs to move on to a different and safer environment. I really really hate how Dhar Mann ruined Noah’s character like this.
@@sabraewing9969Yeah I know. I’ve started disliking him ever since Jay’s World Season 1, and Noah’s Arc. Dhar Mann is just going to make him more and more dislikable if he continues writing him in these scenarios. He still plenty of chances to make him redeemable, but it is not going to be received as well due to the missed opportunity from Noah’s Arc. I just hope that Noah will eventually be fixed in the future, and if not, then there is no hope for him to be likable at this point
1:34 I've done TH-cam for a couple of years now, and 20,000 views off of nothing right off of the bat is actually incredibly impressive. Dhar Mann is literally just teaching kids to think that TH-camrs immediately make a ton of money off of their career and that you should constantly worry about monetisation when it comes to youtube. This is just a gross message
@@Nick-u5z9j fair, but his remark is passed off immediately. If the lesson was that they shouldn't just try to chase TH-cam views and didn't give some big consequence like the kids owing a big amount of money or going to prison or some dumb shit like that I'd respect this video.
that balloon looks nothing like a real gator, and if that drink made you look like that why are you blaming the kids and not the company that’s selling it? I’m not even gonna talk about the snow machine.
Dhar Mann changed the lives of his long term actors by underpaying and overworking them until most of them quit and by making the new actors, ESPECIALLY Mikey and Jay's, virtually unhirable outside of his studio. He's also provided hours upon hours of nonsensical cringe to be memed on, which I guess helps other Creators by giving them material. The only thing I took from this video is the urge to yell at Noah to get away from Tweedledee and Tweedledum before they ruin his life more than his negligent parent has.
I am a FART GOD and a FART WARRIOR and dhar mann has taught me to accept myself. I used to be ashamed of fart videos that I watch in private but now I watch them in public and girls think I am very cool :) careful who you mess with!!:)
@@Some_Guy_6 I think Mikey is actually pretty talented, but Dhar Mann's directing him to go waay over the top. In his earlier videos he (Mikey) was much more normal.
@@rebeccahicks2392I totally agree with you. In my opinion, Mikey actually seems to be very talented for his age and as a child actor. Most of the child actors I have seen in the Dhar Mann Universe over the years have not been as good. But Mikey actually does seem to have potential. And you’re 100% right, Mikey is great, but Dhar Mann is pushing him to act to the extreme (over-act) and that’s why he is slowly turning unlikable or harder to watch. I feel like if Mikey was not in an environment where is constantly force to act a little too much, then he will definitely be way more successful! But hopefully he will be in the future as time goes on which I am sure it well.
Funny thing, my mom and I went to a store to buy a fireplace after we bought a new TV and we really liked this fireplace. It was on sale, went to the back with the employee and unfortunately they made a mistake with the scanner didn’t work like it was supposed to. He thought it was on sale but it turned out being the wrong one…for $1,000. We got a discount for the ‘inconvenience’ even though we said it was perfectly fine. HOWEVER, this is what got me laughing my ass off. As we were confused (both me, my mom and the employee) about the price, the employee went “I’m assuming you guys won’t be taking this one, right?” According to Dhar Mann’s logic, this human interaction should’ve started with me going “Are you ASSUMING we can’t AFFORD it?!I’ll have you know my mother is the CEO of (insert store name here), you’re FIRED!” ‘So you see….never judge a book by its cover.’ Nope. I just went: “Oh no, absolutely not. 😆” End of the story. Just puts into perspective how ridiculous Dhar Mann’s messages actually are.
Hey Dhar Mann Fam! Remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re making our characters continue committing crimes without facing consequences for it! 😃✨✨🗣🗣💥💥💥
What makes me question the quality more is how far it’s strayed into lifeless content farm territory. The second channel that was formerly the BTS one became regurgitated plots in the style of his older videos. Something about him no longer showing the process doesn’t sit right, and makes me worry if there’s any enjoyment the actors are getting out of it. They seem to be having fun, but after the allegations a year ago, some of their behavior in Jay and Mikey especially feels forced. Can’t help but feel bad.
I'm gonna be honest, 20k views is a lot more than most would think. I was incredibly lucky to have a video that got that far let alone 2. For most people (by "most people" I mean small channels, not those with a million or more subs), breaking 5 or 10k is massive.
Especially if you get those people to buy something. People don't know that 1k-5k+ is still a large number that has potential to generate a solid amount of money
Like the duck said, at 10:48, that woman had absolutely no clue that when snow melts it becomes water? Lemme guess, she’s probably wearing a diaper underneath her pants because she has no idea what a toilet is?
Oh my gods, I just noticed this but in one of Dhar Mann's videos, the one where the two boys are hired by an agency and then the agency controls their whole channel, Dhar Mann makes a reference to August by having one of the actors say something about "September the Duck"
I want to go back to the days where Dhar Mann wasn’t trying so hard to be down with the kids these days. Where he just made the stories he wanted to tell that were meaningful and from the heart. The time where writing his stories that had love and effort put into them. He’s just doing it for the money and clicks now and it’s sad…and he tries to slap a lesson on anything he makes when it’s not even applicable. Eventually he’ll have to back up and return to the old ways to keep the people he always had as his fans.
11:00 Yes... um... Snow is also 1/10th the density of water. in other words 10 feet of snow will give you 1 foot of water. Did he pack the second and third story rooms floor to ceiling with snow?
And like im very sure theres no way that tiny machine can contain that much water. Like i guess you could connect it to a water source via like a pipe but the machine on its own can hold like, idk, 5 cups of water.
The alligator thing just baffles me, like I swear that a blind person would know that the alligator isn't real, and how the hell did they get the crap beaten out of them by a fake alligator
12:03 thats not even jay mikeys or that other dudes fault, thats THEIR fault for failing to figure out that snow is water and that the gator is a BLOODY BALLOON.
Even Jay was like ¨Bruh, have you guys all lost your freaking minds?¨, it's saying something when the kids are the only ones self-aware of the bullcrap that happens in this nonsensical universe full of people crazier than Mikey ever was when he robbed a bank or false bomb threatened a plane to delay flight because the kid didn´t want to take another math test.
They didn't even commit a crime. It's not illegal to order products on regular amazon, it's not illegal to make a youtube video about it, and it's not illegal to have an auction. The products weren't even weird. Except maybe the drink it looks like regular garbage you could find at an auction
mikey and jays scrips be like: 1: Get a lesson 2: Get a bad idea 3: Do the bad idea 4: Get in trouble 5: Get caught or tricked 6: Dont get punished 7: "Learn a lesson"
13:15 It’s things like these that make me think that Dhar Mann didn’t have rules as a kid. He probably swindled for money, lied, and other unspeakable things, and guess what? He probably didn’t get punished for it! He probably didn’t have parents that cared about him, and by that, I mean, let him do the horrible things he did, and REWARD him for it. People mostly write based on their possible experiences, so, yeah… that’s just my theory. Do NOT take it as fact.
From what I’ve learned, his parents were millionaires who owned a taxi company in the Bay Area and instead of teaching him the value of money and having to work for it, they just gave him their money and when he begged them for more, they gave it to him. Makes sense why he’s turned out to be such a selfish, greedy narcissist who only cares about himself and no one else. All he wants is money and pushes down anyone who gets in his way, hence why he’s run off so many of the actors who actually made his content somewhat watchable at times. But now, he’s just the worst of a Disney Channel ripoff.
@@coast_to_coast_photosoh dear god, i remember his 'watchable' vidoes, nowadays its just ''BOY COMMITS MASS MURDER AND INSTANTLY REGRETS IT'' but the boy never get actually punished.. dhar mann looks desperate as fuck
@@ClaudetteVioletta correct, he was charged with defrauding the city of Oakland in 2012. He’s an all around greedy thief who will do anything and even commit felonies just to get what he wants.
I was praying and praying for the “injuries” to be a setup, but my god idk who’s stupider, Mikey’s parents for the lack of punishment, the mom who didnt know how states of matter work, the woman who tussled with a piece of latex for several hours and lost, or Dhar Mann for making this script in the first place
As the duck has said, he’s clearly attempting to be acquired by Disney or Nickelodeon at this point. But given all of his PG-13 and R-rated content that’s labeled for kids, I highly doubt they would want to buy his shitty production company.
@@rickyplaysyt4322 I’d say that the road rage one where the guy’s wife hires two actors to pretend to shoot his kid in front of him is definitely R-rated.
12:26 that had to be the worst line I've ever heard. It's like they just threw that line in there because omgg mw3! omg cod!! haha its cod!! jeez its so bad
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The fact that they are supposedly starters, and they got 20,000 views AND ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT is crazy. I have a channel, and Im still starting, my highest viewed video is 28k. I know it's just a dharr man video but its really annoying how ungrateful they are it takes a while to build a good channel.
The most ridiculous line in this entire video is I wrestled an 8 foot alligator only to find out it was fake.(this was not what was actually said I just got the general idea)🐊💀 11:12. Like tell me you can’t see very well without telling you can’t see very well.
To be honest, the only reason I watch dhar mann is for the actors cuz they deserve attention and love and it's not their fault for having to deal with the dialogue and I like the actors chosen 🎉
Blaming a *child* for what happens to you after buying a product they sold you (when they informed you that it’s banned) is like ordering a Big Mac at McDonalds and blaming the employee for it making you fat. Or buying a vape pen from someone and complaining to the seller after it gave you lung cancer
How do you lose to an alligator balloon, only way i can think of is wrestling it off the balcony and end up breaking all your bones and the alligator just bounced when it landed, literally the only way i can think of to lose to an inflated inanimate alligator balloon
I think Dahr Man just gets an idea and writes it down without thinking. Even if it's the most nonsensical thing known to man, he does not care. He knows his audience is like 3 and can't comprehend how the world works yet.
The line where the one mom talks about wrestling the alligator and injuring herself and the son said "Until she realized it was fake" actually physically hurt me to listen to
Even though you’re dealing with Jack’s shit, you’re still puttin’ out content for us. And best of all, it’s Dhar-Dhar Binks. I admire your devotion, man. Take breaks when you need them, though.
The biggest lesson Dahr Mann fails to teach is that actions have consequences. He seems to think that you can commit the most egregious crimes imaginable and as long as you say "I'm sorry" you don't have to face any repercussions whatsoever
Lol the only truly dangerous thing in that vid was the moonshoes, and not a single one of the auction kids bought them. No instead you have grown adults not knowing that snow melts and thinking a literal bl- ow up doll is real.
“When the snow melted, it flooded our entire basement!” “When we lit the matches and threw them on the floor, our house caught on fire!” “When we let the bear into our house, it started attacking us and eating our food!” …Need I go on?
This makes me want to lose braincells, like how do you not know that snow comes from water, and how can you not tell the difference between a real and fake alligator.
10:58 Also, Why are they still wet? Being in water that cold for 2 hrs will cause hypothermia. Visiting a hospital takes priority over getting refunded for your son’s dumb purchase
We are way below the level of a badly written Disney show at this point. We have reached a point where Dhar Mann's videos are nearly as nonsense as this cartoon called Welcome to the Loud house that is getting edgier and edgier. I mean, if Dhar Mann was honest, he could just delete the "We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives" and remplace it by "We're just creating weird Nickedoleon-like shows as close as what is popular to avoid going bankrupt".
I've said this a lot of times. Dhar Mann should stop being a "life lesson" channel, and start being a TV show type of channel. (like the ones that post regular tv show type episodes on TH-cam)
It’s like Russian roulette seeing if TH-cam will allow comments on my Dhar Mann videos
Your a duck
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
Lol
100% true
Love your videos man!
If you’re a grown adult incapable of differentiating a toy alligator from a real one, you need to get yourself checked.
Fr
fr I couldn't stop laughing when I realised how pathetic you would have be to have your bones broken by a balloon alligator without even knowing it was fake when you bought it
That part was strange, even for a dhardhar video. I mean, were they trying to pass it off as a real alligator? Judging from her reaction, that's what it seemed like. If so, how did they buy that off of amazon? If not, does she think it's a real alligator? Why? If not that, why not just get rid of it herself?
These questions might be overthinking it all, but I view it as a defense mechanism against the stupidity of dhardhar videos.
Or sit in a trashcan for a while...
Ya how does that even happen? I understand if it's tiny like a spider, but an alligator? That just doesn't make sense.
Dharrman always manages to fail at portraying actual normal people in his videos, it feels like something out of a terribly written Disney show
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
You know who doesn’t fail at portraying normal people XXXTENTACION he Has Emotion In His Music Rip XXX
@@p-__what
It's like the people who make the TEMU ads are making the dharmann videos
It's more like one of those mock busters of a poorly written disney show.
The best part of this is that the kids did literally nothing wrong. The people with the alligator and snow machine were just unbelievably stupid and there is no way anyone would know what could happen with the wand or the soda.
That's what I was thinking!
The soda has ingredients on the label so that’s their fault too read before you drink
That's what I was thinking; this time, they didn't commit a crime
Yeah like they told them that the items were banned and yet they still bought em
@@Roselyn_ow4df the ONLY one that might be thief fault was the wands
Can’t believe dhar man went from somewhat normal stories to kids chasing clout or committing crimes
this video is 15 minutes long and you wrote this 3 minutes after it was uploaded🤓
@@turtle1658they’re still right and probably just speaking based on past experiences
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
Dhar man is the reason why TH-cam should be made 18+ with age verification and anyone who made a TH-cam video before 18 should be banned. Like if I caught a 14 year old or even 16 year old watch TH-cam or use the internet they will be grounded.
11:35 How is any of this the main characters' fault? The ice machine and the fake alligator are consequences of grown ups being morons and the funky soda one seems to be an ingredient that they are allergic to and the wand things a few minutes later is a faulty manufacturer. None of these people would have said anything if this had been a garage sale, at least not to the people who sold them the stuff. Seriously, two of them have a legit complaint to sue the company that sold them and two of them are idiots.
Exactly!
Yeah, at most you could blame the kids for selling them at outrageously high prices. But even then I'd have to question how smart the kids buying are, and especially question the sanity of the parents who seem to have their kids walk around with hundreds of dollars in spending cash.
The snow machine thing doesn't even make sense. "We've been swimming for the past two hours" It's a snow machine... It can't produce more snow than you put water in it, and if you're really "swimming" after using it, chances are you're a moron.
@@NopeNaw It's not even the fault of selling, it's the other kids buying at those prices, if no one bought, they wouldn't have got so high
who tf would want a snow machine anyways? even if it didn't melt it would just leave a giant mess in the house
@@coolness1768 I don't think it's for inside use. But for outside use.
No, he is definitely changing the lives of those actors. they’re probably not gonna get hired out to a big company with this being on their résumé.
Wasn't he accused a while back for not properly paying his actors?
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
Hello
i'm skeptical if the kid actors even get payed tbh
@@lybasilyNope, they probably just do it for fun 😁
This video physically hurt me.
How can you lose a fight to a balloon? HOW CAN YOU, AS AN ADULT, NOT KNOW WHAT SNOW IS?
This broke my brain. Especially Noah. What the fuck happened there? Dude had a stroke or something.
Dude, wrestling a balloon alligator and breaking every bone doing so is not scientifically possible
There are the comments. Dhar Man is just becoming a rip off Disney channel and at the same time a Tv show that you would find at 3 am from a 5/10 cable channel.
Ok
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
you know that scenario of which you would find dhar mann is a little to specific have you experienced that before XD
Dhar Mann should be sued for making kids content on youtube. Because the internet and video games are making the youth dangerous like no one under 18 should like TH-cam or Minecraft.
Wait, hear me out. If they're BANNED amazon products, how did they find them on amazon🤨? 7:15
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Asking the real question here.🤨
Whoa, staggering insight! 🤯
I think they skipped over the bit where they say, "Should be banned on Amazon."
Just make sure they don't find that one banned japanese game
DharMann's Mickey & Jay Script:
1: Get a lesson..
2: Get a bad idea..
3: Do the bad idea..
4: Get in trouble..
5: Get caught/tricked..
6: Get NOT punished..
7: Learn what lesson?
Nothing
Lesson learnt: what happens in the light always comes in the dark
The lesson I learned: Do what they do but better
@@dantdmfangamingrich9802 Lol, sounds right.
Lesson You Should Learn: Don’t Do What They Do
Honestly, agreed about Mikey, Jay, and Noah’s parents. They basically explain those kid’s behaviors. It’s always “We’re going to teach you this important lesson” instead of “We’re going to ground you because you deliberately disobey us and commit crimes.”
What kills me is they literally did nothing wrong this time
@@badusernam Yeah, it was mostly the buyer’s complaints that were dumb.
@@badusernam For real
Or, you know, are participating in major felonies.
@@JumpCutThis I forgot, like being involved in what felonies?
Dhar Mann used to at least PRETEND to care about making surface level videos about racism or poverty. Now he just makes knockoff live action Nickelodeon sitcoms.
Two things
1. If you don't know that snow melt into water when you have a kid who like they should be in middle school, you have fucked up somewhere and need help.
2. If you can't tell a blow-up croc is fake and somehow break your bones while fighting it you need your brain check out because that not normal.
The balloon crocodile mom isn't telling the whole story, she actually was having a bad trip on her secret stash of LSD.
3. If you seriously think that repeatedly milking a channel’s videos by “failing to” point out the actual bad logic than just say it’s your opinion and dramatically fail at trying to be funny. You need to rethink your career
You know Dhar Mann is out of touch when he thinks that a kid would complain about 20,000 views and expects 28 million, all within their first 2 videos. It takes years of hard work to get to that point.
a little kid would overshoot their goal. but a 13 year old??
kid would probably cheer even with 2-10 views :D and even if imagine kid first video get around 20k views is just fantasy and pretty sure no one dont get that many that quick just like if it just the first or second video
Dude, no matter how high my expectations, I would freaking RIOT if I got even 10k. I would riot and maybe have an aneurysm, and I think any kid would X,D
Like, there's a difference between wanting 1 million views, and actually HAVING 10k views.
I started posting on my channel a little over a year ago. I did it just for fun knowing that it would be years before it took off. A few months in one of my videos got my first 1,000 views, I was ecstatic. Younger people come on to my streams complaining that nobody will watch their streams after their first week trying. I tell them that it’s not going to happen overnight, you have to work at it everyday and you have to do it for the fun of it. Nobody’s going to want to watch you if you’re not having fun. It’s the age of the internet where everyone expects instant gratification, nobody has any patience. I’m still waiting for my first 10,000 views and I don’t expect it anytime soon.
A kid overestimating how many views they can realistically get in a short amount of time is probably the most (... only) realistic thing in the video, tbh.
Gotta say, the woman getting hurt wrestling a fake alligator while not knowing it was fake has to be one of my top dumbest moments in all of dhar mann alongside the inmate from one of the husband pranks wife videos who said his wife left him because she realized she loved dhar mann and his videos more and didn’t need him anymore
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
Love the username lol
@@yourshoulderdevil5229thanks
Nice
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
#Bringbacktheduck
Also, still don’t know why Noah doesn’t just end his friendship with these dudes. Look at how badly Mikey and Jay have been treating him over the past year or so. I swear he is smart enough to know that this is a very bad influence on him and he needs to move on to a different and safer environment. I really really hate how Dhar Mann ruined Noah’s character like this.
This could actually be believable. A lot of people don't like Noah.
@@sabraewing9969Yeah I know. I’ve started disliking him ever since Jay’s World Season 1, and Noah’s Arc. Dhar Mann is just going to make him more and more dislikable if he continues writing him in these scenarios. He still plenty of chances to make him redeemable, but it is not going to be received as well due to the missed opportunity from Noah’s Arc. I just hope that Noah will eventually be fixed in the future, and if not, then there is no hope for him to be likable at this point
@@NothingPerson44noah’s arc!?!!! f l o o d
Taking a inflatable rubber alligator to fight an intruder is like bringing a nerf gun to a firefight
Yeah, an intruder clearly doesn't stand a chance against a rubber alligator
Use it as a tripping hazard in the dark.
@@TylerCourtney-s5nwhat the hell thats mean everyone know you put legos outside your bedroom door so the robbers die when they try to open it
@@DogHoldsController did I say ‘die’? No. I never even brought Lego’s in to my comment
1:34 I've done TH-cam for a couple of years now, and 20,000 views off of nothing right off of the bat is actually incredibly impressive. Dhar Mann is literally just teaching kids to think that TH-camrs immediately make a ton of money off of their career and that you should constantly worry about monetisation when it comes to youtube. This is just a gross message
Exactly
Well Noah did point out it was a good start so there's that
@@Nick-u5z9j fair, but his remark is passed off immediately. If the lesson was that they shouldn't just try to chase TH-cam views and didn't give some big consequence like the kids owing a big amount of money or going to prison or some dumb shit like that I'd respect this video.
@@mageyplss oh yeah
Theres a kid in my school that unironically watches dhar mann and takes the lessons seriously
it actually makes me sad
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
Well that sucks
More reasons why TH-cam should be made 18+ with I'd verification along with video games.
Yeah, 4th grade is rough, right?
15💀
August you're teaching the best life lessons in these videos, like "snow is wet water" and "don't lose a fight to a blow up animal"
Mischief Mikey has changed lives. He has given a lot of people a reason to realize that their sons are not as bad as they could be.
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
Even when I was a kid I didn’t do all of the shit Mikey has portrayed!
He literally has videos of himself robbing banks , committing acts of terrorism , etc
that balloon looks nothing like a real gator, and if that drink made you look like that why are you blaming the kids and not the company that’s selling it? I’m not even gonna talk about the snow machine.
No, August, you are not going insane. Dhar Mann is.
Imagine seeing “Wrestled a balloon animal” on someone’s resume
I would either laugh or think it's some kind of joke.
Dhar Mann changed the lives of his long term actors by underpaying and overworking them until most of them quit and by making the new actors, ESPECIALLY Mikey and Jay's, virtually unhirable outside of his studio. He's also provided hours upon hours of nonsensical cringe to be memed on, which I guess helps other Creators by giving them material. The only thing I took from this video is the urge to yell at Noah to get away from Tweedledee and Tweedledum before they ruin his life more than his negligent parent has.
I am a FART GOD and a FART WARRIOR and dhar mann has taught me to accept myself. I used to be ashamed of fart videos that I watch in private but now I watch them in public and girls think I am very cool :) careful who you mess with!!:)
Yeah, all the actors he has left are just too unhirable to go anywhere else lmao
@@PremiumToadI mean, they are very bad at acting anyway. So they probs where unhirable anyway.
@@Some_Guy_6 I think Mikey is actually pretty talented, but Dhar Mann's directing him to go waay over the top. In his earlier videos he (Mikey) was much more normal.
@@rebeccahicks2392I totally agree with you. In my opinion, Mikey actually seems to be very talented for his age and as a child actor. Most of the child actors I have seen in the Dhar Mann Universe over the years have not been as good. But Mikey actually does seem to have potential. And you’re 100% right, Mikey is great, but Dhar Mann is pushing him to act to the extreme (over-act) and that’s why he is slowly turning unlikable or harder to watch. I feel like if Mikey was not in an environment where is constantly force to act a little too much, then he will definitely be way more successful! But hopefully he will be in the future as time goes on which I am sure it well.
Funny thing, my mom and I went to a store to buy a fireplace after we bought a new TV and we really liked this fireplace. It was on sale, went to the back with the employee and unfortunately they made a mistake with the scanner didn’t work like it was supposed to. He thought it was on sale but it turned out being the wrong one…for $1,000. We got a discount for the ‘inconvenience’ even though we said it was perfectly fine.
HOWEVER, this is what got me laughing my ass off. As we were confused (both me, my mom and the employee) about the price, the employee went “I’m assuming you guys won’t be taking this one, right?” According to Dhar Mann’s logic, this human interaction should’ve started with me going “Are you ASSUMING we can’t AFFORD it?!I’ll have you know my mother is the CEO of (insert store name here), you’re FIRED!”
‘So you see….never judge a book by its cover.’
Nope. I just went: “Oh no, absolutely not. 😆”
End of the story.
Just puts into perspective how ridiculous Dhar Mann’s messages actually are.
Hey Dhar Mann Fam! Remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re making our characters continue committing crimes without facing consequences for it! 😃✨✨🗣🗣💥💥💥
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
@@p-__ bot
Good god Dhar Mann is so cursed nowadays.
why didn't the parents put a stop to it?
@@p-__my farts are better than yours and the kid in the video. Whatchu gonna do about that?
What makes me question the quality more is how far it’s strayed into lifeless content farm territory. The second channel that was formerly the BTS one became regurgitated plots in the style of his older videos. Something about him no longer showing the process doesn’t sit right, and makes me worry if there’s any enjoyment the actors are getting out of it. They seem to be having fun, but after the allegations a year ago, some of their behavior in Jay and Mikey especially feels forced. Can’t help but feel bad.
I'm gonna be honest, 20k views is a lot more than most would think. I was incredibly lucky to have a video that got that far let alone 2. For most people (by "most people" I mean small channels, not those with a million or more subs), breaking 5 or 10k is massive.
Fr it really is, I’d be happy with 100 virws
@lditchh My first video had 0 views. I started getting like 5 after making my 3rd video. Now my most popular video has 43k views
Especially if you get those people to buy something. People don't know that 1k-5k+ is still a large number that has potential to generate a solid amount of money
@@natesamadhi33 the fact they even gave their kids that much money to school shows that it's the parents fault
Like the duck said, at 10:48, that woman had absolutely no clue that when snow melts it becomes water? Lemme guess, she’s probably wearing a diaper underneath her pants because she has no idea what a toilet is?
I’m pretty sure she meant that she knew it would turn to water but didn’t know it would be so much that it would flood the basement
@@JaredtheNacliFan so she didn't know large quantities of water floods a place?
No matter what you claim she meant shes stupid
@@JaredtheNacliFanDONT POUR QLOT OF SNOW
i just feel bad for the actors 😔
True like some of them have potential but are probably stuck with this crappy video
Oh my gods, I just noticed this but in one of Dhar Mann's videos, the one where the two boys are hired by an agency and then the agency controls their whole channel, Dhar Mann makes a reference to August by having one of the actors say something about "September the Duck"
I want to go back to the days where Dhar Mann wasn’t trying so hard to be down with the kids these days. Where he just made the stories he wanted to tell that were meaningful and from the heart. The time where writing his stories that had love and effort put into them. He’s just doing it for the money and clicks now and it’s sad…and he tries to slap a lesson on anything he makes when it’s not even applicable.
Eventually he’ll have to back up and return to the old ways to keep the people he always had as his fans.
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
He won’t unfortunately
it was never real or "from the heart" lol
Some of his older videos from 2018-2019 weren’t really as great, but the acting was at least decent.
Their parents give them an allowance after robbing a bank and commiting terrorism on a plane LMAO
11:00 Yes... um... Snow is also 1/10th the density of water.
in other words 10 feet of snow will give you 1 foot of water.
Did he pack the second and third story rooms floor to ceiling with snow?
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
And like im very sure theres no way that tiny machine can contain that much water. Like i guess you could connect it to a water source via like a pipe but the machine on its own can hold like, idk, 5 cups of water.
@@p-__ Keep your fantasies to yourself
@@p-__ Please stop spamming and do something better with your life. You're not funny
@@p-__stop spamming this I’m starting to think you are a bot
The alligator thing just baffles me, like I swear that a blind person would know that the alligator isn't real, and how the hell did they get the crap beaten out of them by a fake alligator
Also using wands looks like something out of MW3, either you have mods on that, or you are on some otherworldly crack my man
12:03 thats not even jay mikeys or that other dudes fault, thats THEIR fault for failing to figure out that snow is water and that the gator is a BLOODY BALLOON.
I know, right, but they get all the blame, and I think the other kid name is Noah
Yeah its noah bear.
Even Jay was like ¨Bruh, have you guys all lost your freaking minds?¨, it's saying something when the kids are the only ones self-aware of the bullcrap that happens in this nonsensical universe full of people crazier than Mikey ever was when he robbed a bank or false bomb threatened a plane to delay flight because the kid didn´t want to take another math test.
Malfunctioning products are also not the kids' fault.
Yeah because who knew snow can turn into water?
They didn't even commit a crime. It's not illegal to order products on regular amazon, it's not illegal to make a youtube video about it, and it's not illegal to have an auction. The products weren't even weird. Except maybe the drink it looks like regular garbage you could find at an auction
3:03 Good to see Mischief Mickey wearing his proper attire 🤡🤡🎪🎪☠️☠️
He’s the entire circus.
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
He Won't Give A Fuck If You Hate On Him 💀💀💀.
@TheOnlyDannyDoggy so what??? We don't need permission to hate
@@Kiki4meezi Yet Y'all Wasting Time Commenting Shit On 14-Year-Olds Who Just Hit Puberty 💀💀💀.
mikey and jays scrips be like:
1: Get a lesson
2: Get a bad idea
3: Do the bad idea
4: Get in trouble
5: Get caught or tricked
6: Dont get punished
7: "Learn a lesson"
13:15 It’s things like these that make me think that Dhar Mann didn’t have rules as a kid. He probably swindled for money, lied, and other unspeakable things, and guess what? He probably didn’t get punished for it! He probably didn’t have parents that cared about him, and by that, I mean, let him do the horrible things he did, and REWARD him for it. People mostly write based on their possible experiences, so, yeah… that’s just my theory. Do NOT take it as fact.
From what I’ve learned, his parents were millionaires who owned a taxi company in the Bay Area and instead of teaching him the value of money and having to work for it, they just gave him their money and when he begged them for more, they gave it to him. Makes sense why he’s turned out to be such a selfish, greedy narcissist who only cares about himself and no one else. All he wants is money and pushes down anyone who gets in his way, hence why he’s run off so many of the actors who actually made his content somewhat watchable at times. But now, he’s just the worst of a Disney Channel ripoff.
@@coast_to_coast_photosoh dear god, i remember his 'watchable' vidoes, nowadays its just ''BOY COMMITS MASS MURDER AND INSTANTLY REGRETS IT'' but the boy never get actually punished.. dhar mann looks desperate as fuck
But hey that's just a theory. A DHAR MANN THEORY!!!
he did. Maybe not as a kid, maybe yes, but as an adult, he did. I think he een was charged for it.
@@ClaudetteVioletta correct, he was charged with defrauding the city of Oakland in 2012. He’s an all around greedy thief who will do anything and even commit felonies just to get what he wants.
I was praying and praying for the “injuries” to be a setup, but my god idk who’s stupider, Mikey’s parents for the lack of punishment, the mom who didnt know how states of matter work, the woman who tussled with a piece of latex for several hours and lost, or Dhar Mann for making this script in the first place
The way you called out the Stokes twins because this was something they would do and then showing the clip of them doing it right after is CRAZY
The Stokes Paradox
11:43 GUYS IM STARTING TO SEE WHY DHAR MANN VIDEOS MAKE LESS SENSE
Seems like Dharmann has given up completely I'm not surprised anymore
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
As the duck has said, he’s clearly attempting to be acquired by Disney or Nickelodeon at this point. But given all of his PG-13 and R-rated content that’s labeled for kids, I highly doubt they would want to buy his shitty production company.
@@p-__dude shut up ok I'm getting tired of hearing that madness
@@coast_to_coast_photosI don't think he ever reached the R level yet, his max is PG-13/TV-14
@@rickyplaysyt4322 I’d say that the road rage one where the guy’s wife hires two actors to pretend to shoot his kid in front of him is definitely R-rated.
12:26 that had to be the worst line I've ever heard. It's like they just threw that line in there because omgg mw3! omg cod!! haha its cod!! jeez its so bad
It made my hair stand up dude, it's one of the worst things I've heard in a video like this
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“Just embrace the stupidity” literally what I’ve been thinking for years
The fact that they are supposedly starters, and they got 20,000 views AND ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT is crazy. I have a channel, and Im still starting, my highest viewed video is 28k. I know it's just a dharr man video but its really annoying how ungrateful they are it takes a while to build a good channel.
WE ARE NOT CHANGING LIVES WITH THIS ONE 🗣️💯‼️
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
@@p-__ I AINT ASK 🗣️💯‼️
WERE JUST TELLING STORIES WITH THIS ONE 🗣️💯‼️
WERE MILKING DHAR MANN VIDEOS TO DEATH WITH THIS ONE
The most ridiculous line in this entire video is I wrestled an 8 foot alligator only to find out it was fake.(this was not what was actually said I just got the general idea)🐊💀 11:12. Like tell me you can’t see very well without telling you can’t see very well.
To be honest, the only reason I watch dhar mann is for the actors cuz they deserve attention and love and it's not their fault for having to deal with the dialogue and I like the actors chosen 🎉
Hi
#Bringbacktheduck
It was an iconic part of this channel's outro
@@ThePresidentialBafoons What are you talking about?
Dharrman is Notorious for not paying his actors though. I’m pretty sure most of these actors have their own channel.
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
12:32 she says "yourselves" but the caption says "yourself" and the actual YT automated captions say the right thing 💀
Wow snow turns to water
Who would have guessed
I thought it turnt into sand
No way! I thought it turns into uranium!
I thought it would turn into diamond
No way I thought it’s made of fire!
I thought it was made out of a combination of plutonium and crryptonite
4:00 I know this is just a Dhar Mann video, but why on earth would you oppose armor being sold on Amazon?
4:55 this was the best 5 seconds of my life
Trve
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Ok. 6:40. As a zoology student, that is false. Crocodiles do live in the US, they're just not as common
Dhar man needs to quit. He doesn't make anything worth watching.
Yeah only worth criticizing
Blaming a *child* for what happens to you after buying a product they sold you (when they informed you that it’s banned) is like ordering a Big Mac at McDonalds and blaming the employee for it making you fat. Or buying a vape pen from someone and complaining to the seller after it gave you lung cancer
Wrestling a balloon alligator AND LOSING is the dumbest shit I've heard in a while 💀💀
I know! 😂😭
How do you lose to an alligator balloon, only way i can think of is wrestling it off the balcony and
end up breaking all your bones and the alligator just bounced when it landed, literally the only way i can think of to lose to an inflated inanimate alligator balloon
4:27 mother TERESA!!!😂😂
I think Dahr Man just gets an idea and writes it down without thinking. Even if it's the most nonsensical thing known to man, he does not care. He knows his audience is like 3 and can't comprehend how the world works yet.
Exactly, just think of how many kids will one day end up becoming domestic terrorists after watching Mikey do what he did.
Free writing is inportant
Dhar mann: 😮
The line where the one mom talks about wrestling the alligator and injuring herself and the son said "Until she realized it was fake" actually physically hurt me to listen to
"We're not just telling stories, we're getting roasted by August" 💀💀
“We’re not just telling stories, we’re trying to be absolutely funny to distract viewers from the fact we’re milking these videos but fail.”
That lady couldn’t tell it was an inflatable alligator raft? Even it was a real alligator, why would she try to wrestle it herself?
5:03 August, my bro, you're starting to sound old
Fr, I was about to say that
Even though you’re dealing with Jack’s shit, you’re still puttin’ out content for us. And best of all, it’s Dhar-Dhar Binks.
I admire your devotion, man. Take breaks when you need them, though.
Actually kinda concerned about how much dhar man is milking those kids for content, especially if we remember how bad he paid his actors
“Today, we are auctioning off these banned Amazon products that we found on Amazon.”
Say that again Mikey, but slowly.
6:26 no one gonna talk about how mikey and jay becoming morbidly obese randomly?
Idk bro that was random
not to mention how you can see the fake neck or smth on jay’s neck
@@lilolandon I’m pretty sure that’s just supposed to be a turtleneck shirt 😁
I believe they were wearing fat suits
At least disney is better than dhar mann
BLUEEEEYYYYYYY
Apparently in the dhar man universe adults don’t know that when snow melts it turns into water
The biggest lesson Dahr Mann fails to teach is that actions have consequences. He seems to think that you can commit the most egregious crimes imaginable and as long as you say "I'm sorry" you don't have to face any repercussions whatsoever
At 5:42 it's kinda weird that they say to watch to the end of the video right before it ends
Lol the only truly dangerous thing in that vid was the moonshoes, and not a single one of the auction kids bought them. No instead you have grown adults not knowing that snow melts and thinking a literal bl- ow up doll is real.
Typical Dhar Mann comment section: Omg whoever likes this I will do push-ups and the mighty Dhar Mann saved my life
Please do “Middle-Aged MAN POSES AS HIGHSCHOOLER” next, what happens next is indeed “shocking”
wait THAT'S what snow was made of... it looked like it was made out of cloud bro smh rn
9:32 why is Noah off the fent cart bro
"Rizzler Kaicenat Fanum taz"-August the duck
exactly, i was laughing so hard when i heard that
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
GYATT
I thought it was in german or some sh1t😭
I cringed so hard after hearing that
Imagine being so bad at fighting that you lose against a balloon alligator.
Dhar mann wasn’t cooking with this one, or any other video in the past 2 years to say the truth.
0:26 he is changing lives, just for the worst
0:55 Bro predict the one video 💀
Was literally about to say this 😭
“When the snow melted, it flooded our entire basement!”
“When we lit the matches and threw them on the floor, our house caught on fire!”
“When we let the bear into our house, it started attacking us and eating our food!”
…Need I go on?
They live in California so…
It still doesn’t make sense
This makes me want to lose braincells, like how do you not know that snow comes from water, and how can you not tell the difference between a real and fake alligator.
"like 'Oh... here we go rizzler Kai Cenat Phantom Tax... Probably throw in a Gyatt Somewhere..." Had Me laughing my ass off
August trying to make a Gen Alpha statement. OMG, that was of the most cringe things ever.
5:00 mikey is gen z (2010 pretty sure)
Just wanted to mention that crocodiles do, in fact, live in the USA. Mikey is just wrong
No those are called alligators, crocs are down under with me mate
No... look it up g
Noah just turned into drunk Mr krabs
real lmao
10:58 Also, Why are they still wet? Being in water that cold for 2 hrs will cause hypothermia. Visiting a hospital takes priority over getting refunded for your son’s dumb purchase
10:53 i'm 100% sure that this woman has never even stepped foot inside a school.
So ur telling me she wrestled a alligator that in reality was a toy?
1:34 I HAVE THAT DINOSAUR IN THE BACK OM
We are way below the level of a badly written Disney show at this point. We have reached a point where Dhar Mann's videos are nearly as nonsense as this cartoon called Welcome to the Loud house that is getting edgier and edgier.
I mean, if Dhar Mann was honest, he could just delete the "We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives" and remplace it by "We're just creating weird Nickedoleon-like shows as close as what is popular to avoid going bankrupt".
"how to fake apologizing to avoid consequences" sounds like a pretty TH-cam brand lesson for kids, ngl
I've said this a lot of times. Dhar Mann should stop being a "life lesson" channel, and start being a TV show type of channel. (like the ones that post regular tv show type episodes on TH-cam)
Same thing.
Disney's Wish is better then Dhar Mann's content.
Your welcome to your own opinion
Thats a low bar to compare
Like comparing Cardi b with the Gucci Gang Guy
"This is the dumbest thing i've seen in a dhar mann video and I don't say that lightly"
- Said in every video about dhar mann