@the man it’s a method of communication when you don’t know what else to say because you’re so surprised/shocked. It’s also a more intense version of lol and lmao
Yeah it says 4 replies at the point I am writing this reply AND I haven't written it yet. It should be 4 replies when u include my reply but it says 4 repliea when I haven't reolied and am replying
the kidnapper shows up to repent and gets off topic about all the wacko people and the priest is like "oh thank god I thought I was the only normal person"
Every part of this is pure gold but I’m really living for the cliche accent and nonchalant and cavalier attitude “and im like whoah, I might be a little gay for Tony. I aint never feel somthin like that before”
Thanks, now I know how to lead in saying grace if I ever visit my religious family members again. "O daddy who art in heaven, chiseled be thine abs, we thank you for the aftercare you provided to us after last night's kink session and ask that you bless this meal as you blessed my neck and chest. May this meal nourish us and be as much a tasty snacc as thee, O heavenly sky daddy, hallowed be thy beard. In safety's name we say, amen."
I feel you need a version of this with an older priest that’s heard all this stuff before and is just like “16 Hail Marys and 20 our fathers and keep the donations.”
The poor priest was already terrified with the murdering part, then the gay part and at the "insurance purposes" part, I'm sure he questioned why he ever got into Church🤣😭
This inspired me to close my laptop for the night, turn off the light, turn on my booklight, get the romance book I was reading back out of the covers, and enjoy some wholesome kinky fun. Thanks Stanzi, for reminding me of the vibe I wish to emit once more.
"That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about catholic law to dispute that" *this is a joke. In real life the priest is actually sworn to secrecy and if they tell the police, or anyone, about _anything_ that's been confessed to they'll be thrown out of the church
Having never heard of that song, my mental imagery is at a fork in the road. You know the one... with the signposts pointing to the happy cheerful meadow path, and the dark overgrown forbidden trail. "Take Me Now"... wasn't performed by Evanescence at any point, was it? X3
Oh how glad I am I found you!!!! Swear ur my spirit animal......"I will need ur home address for insurance purposes"....story of my BPD/EUPD oversharing ass life 🤣😂🙌 xox
any more of this and the priest will either stop being a priest and explore these "sins" or develop a kink out of hearing these stories that he continues listening to them to get off. 😂
I love how she's just holding the knife the whole time, like mob guys just walk around with an open knife and take it everywhere with them including the church.
Perhaps this particular preist will actually go to heaven considering how much trauma they've had to deal with. Is there hazard pay for priests? Coz they need a pay out right now.
Given the Italian mob's view of homosexuality when it's among their members and not making money off it (they'd run gay bars, using mob resources to provide security from hate crimes and police that independent venues couldn't, or just offer to sell/make gay bars pay for such services), I'd say a less comedic version of something like this actually happened.
The taking off the glasses part is what got me the most. This priest needs to change ministries lmao
Your pfp… yes.
Lol whole zip codes in fact
@@katrinaoneil7919 Thanks! Drew it myself a few years ago lol
@@peppermintbits wow!
Haha, PANcakes.
"There's an intensity in his eyes that I ain't never seen before." The Elegance 👌
I ain’t never seen a comment with no replies .
@@user-vn1jy4go1b me nethier.
@@user-vn1jy4go1b I have
Mills & Better 🔥
"I mean my back is killing me but oh well." 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
LMAOAOA
Worth it tho.
I can't 😭
Been there, totally worth it.
Omg this happened to me
"I might be a lil gay for tony"
"Anyway I let him explore my body"
JSJSJWSH
@the man it’s a keyboard smash
@the man it’s a method of communication when you don’t know what else to say because you’re so surprised/shocked. It’s also a more intense version of lol and lmao
@the man Jojo Siwa Jojo Siwa Jojo What Siwa Huh
@the man is hahaha in spanish
ℓσℓ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
"I didn't even get to the part I'm repenting for yet"
...
THE WUTT-
Because you know, killing a bastard is a good deed
"1 reply"
me: **opens**
*no replies*
@@notrllynoa happens all the time
@@epsi tf
Yeah it says 4 replies at the point I am writing this reply AND I haven't written it yet. It should be 4 replies when u include my reply but it says 4 repliea when I haven't reolied and am replying
The preist and the kidnapper need to sit down over coffee and have a chat. I feel bad for both of them lol
The priest has already been kidnapped in conversation, he doesn't need to be physically kidnapped too 😂
the kidnapper shows up to repent and gets off topic about all the wacko people and the priest is like "oh thank god I thought I was the only normal person"
The things they have heard and seen, they need to go to therapy together.
And maybe they will find comfort in exploring each other’s bodies
OMG I LOVE YOUR PFP
“I will need your home address for insurance purposes”
😭👌😂
"I didn't even get to the part I'm repenting for yet" has me 💀💀💀
Hahaha and the priest all like "WTF???"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@nurianadal4980 Cringe
The priest be like:say what now-
Has you dead 💀 a lot like the guy they took out to the ball game eh? Lol
@@K_B48 how is that cringe-? That’s literally a *human* finding something funny?😀
i think this entire town just uses this priest as an unpaid therapist lmaoo
I do have the hypothesis that priests have been doing therapist's work since the inception of this whole confession thing.
When you're too poor to afford Diane.
Diane's schedule is full
Even the priest was regretting his decision saying may the lord help you confess ur sins 🥲
Fr
Priest just be like: Forget insurance. Just kill me now, I'm done-
At this point the priest feels like he should repent for becoming a priest because clearly God is punishing him 🤣
it's already been established that priests have a looooot of repenting to do 😬
"I might be a little gay for tony."
-Mob boss person
same
-Tony
@@bigplopper Even Tony is gay for Tony? Damn, me three!
Every part of this is pure gold but I’m really living for the cliche accent and nonchalant and cavalier attitude “and im like whoah, I might be a little gay for Tony. I aint never feel somthin like that before”
Everybody's just a little gay for Tony
I know, what a man!!!!!
Can you blame us have you seen Tony? Hunk to the max!!!
It's that intensity in his eyes.
Which tony.
@@MassWonderFC it's Tony the tiger for you.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty."
U ruined my day😭😭
You made my day so much better.
I see no difference Lmao
Should've just stayed quiet and never made this tasteless and indifferent comment.
@@XxANGELTEARxX8 touched a nerve? 😂
Stanzi writes these scenarios a little too well…
Oh... Wai wait damn minute
TOO WELL FR
I'm sure she has a wattpad/ao3 account
@@luaklein8068 Lmao
Definitely a fanfic writer of some caliber
why do priests call god father?
because daddy is too obvious.
This is very funny and accurate.
periodt no questions about it
Thanks, now I know how to lead in saying grace if I ever visit my religious family members again.
"O daddy who art in heaven, chiseled be thine abs, we thank you for the aftercare you provided to us after last night's kink session and ask that you bless this meal as you blessed my neck and chest. May this meal nourish us and be as much a tasty snacc as thee, O heavenly sky daddy, hallowed be thy beard. In safety's name we say, amen."
@@xenogorwraithblade2538 OK now thats funny
@@xenogorwraithblade2538 🤣🤣
the priest must be done with it by now lol
Ahm . SERIOUSLY ???
Say you don't know the Mafia without saying you don't know about the Mafia
@@mikhailthegreatestdragon3627 Hvers vegna?
@@lukko6714 Dafuq
The mafia is extremely catholic..
Ngl, you just described the whole plot of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Ayup
But in Jojos wouldn't it be the preist doing the dismemberment of bastards and exploring his vampire boyfriend's body?
@@conspiracypanda1200 Yes, this would be more accurate. Also the priest is trying to active heaven from dismembering some bastards
Oh my god
@@lordarthur2165 what the fuck-
I feel you need a version of this with an older priest that’s heard all this stuff before and is just like “16 Hail Marys and 20 our fathers and keep the donations.”
Yep! True.
It’s the way she starts off the skits so strong for me 😂😂😂 we get no build up just gas right from the start 😂
"Forgive me Father, for I have *siiiined...*"
Mafia: “I didn’t even get to the part I’m repenting for yet.”
Preast: 👁👄👁?
I’m no grammar police but it’s priest not preast ;-;
@@uberoll1044Isn't it more of a spelling mistake than a grammar mistake
@@Shadow-Shell fair enough lol
I must confess…
I am also gay for Tony 😔
It's because of the intensity of his eyes, isn't it? 😔
Same, bro’s before doe’s
This is literally a fanfiction you can find at AO3...I don't know where yet, but it definetly exist
Don't be shy, drop the link.
Share it my brethren..
I'll wait on the link
@@Ginger-z-Corner same
…drop the link
"and he's staring at me with this intensity in his eyes"
- every smut wattpad stories ever
There's always the hit man who will hold the kiss of death just a little longer than he has to...
Like Judas did.
PLS THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS THE EVERYTHING I CANT ITS SO FUNNY
The way she had the knife in the hand was too accurate😭
That was hilarious, it's always Tony the right hand man. 🤭 But that last part. "I'ma need your home address for insurance purposes"
The poor priest was already terrified with the murdering part, then the gay part and at the "insurance purposes" part, I'm sure he questioned why he ever got into Church🤣😭
As long as he didn’t say/do
“ my back broke ** proceeds to throw it back**”
I LOVE how he's not regretful or anything he just wanted someone to tell this to 😂.
It was so surprisingly wholesome and funny
the pastor just questioning their whole existence
The “I didn’t even get to the part I’m repentant for yet” is the best part 💀 lmao-
“i might be a lil gay for tony-“
This inspired me to close my laptop for the night, turn off the light, turn on my booklight, get the romance book I was reading back out of the covers, and enjoy some wholesome kinky fun.
Thanks Stanzi, for reminding me of the vibe I wish to emit once more.
If Tony wrote a ballad, it would be called "The Ballad of Gay Tony"
I see you 😘
Isn’t that already a thing?
fun fact, the priest can’t tell the police if you confess to a murder under the catholic law
"That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about catholic law to dispute that"
*this is a joke. In real life the priest is actually sworn to secrecy and if they tell the police, or anyone, about _anything_ that's been confessed to they'll be thrown out of the church
Seriously??
@@wandanemer2630 yep!!
Yooo that’s awesome brb
They’re covering for their own sins
“I didn’t even get to the part I’m repenting for yet.”
*flabbergasted*
I love how so many gay people go to repent and this priest still hasn't gotten used to it
That priest's mental thoughts were pretty much a multi-part harmony of "Lord take me now!" 😭😭😭
Having never heard of that song, my mental imagery is at a fork in the road.
You know the one... with the signposts pointing to the happy cheerful meadow path, and the dark overgrown forbidden trail.
"Take Me Now"... wasn't performed by Evanescence at any point, was it? X3
Oh how glad I am I found you!!!! Swear ur my spirit animal......"I will need ur home address for insurance purposes"....story of my BPD/EUPD oversharing ass life 🤣😂🙌 xox
I fucking love this. Haven't laughed this much in ages
any more of this and the priest will either stop being a priest and explore these "sins" or develop a kink out of hearing these stories that he continues listening to them to get off. 😂
@mac and cheese or stop being a priest and start being an alcoholic lol
It's getting threatened knowing he didn't have to come there 💀
The facial expressions are EVERYTHING🤣
Gay mafia romance... needs to be a genre... this short is just that good
Holy hell I love Stanzi's videos 🖤
not the Godfather accent T_T Stanzi got the accent and the voice and the personality down im laughing crying Hahahhah
LMFAOO I LOVE THIS!! YOU NEVER MISS WITH YOUR SHORTS
God I love the mafia ones lmao
I love how she's just holding the knife the whole time, like mob guys just walk around with an open knife and take it everywhere with them including the church.
The fear on the priests face when he said “I’m didn’t even get to the part I’m repenting for yet”
Sweet memories... That's the day Wattpad was born :')
funniest sketch I've watched all day 😂 the New York mob accent and the priest getting more progressively choked up is too good hahahaa
Oh this is pure brilliance my oh my 💀💀
STANZI WE NEED A CROSSOVER OF THE KIDNAPPER AND THE PREIST THEY BOTH HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH
Sorry daddy, I've been naughty💜💜
"For the last time, it's forgive me father for I have sinned!" -some priest, somewhere lol
_"Forgive me Father for I have sinned"_ is literally just _"Sorry Daddy I've been naughty"_
That's the Best account in TH-cam for real
"I'm over here bashing his head in with a bat"
"BAM BAM BAM"
lol amazing
He's decently sinned. There's no need for father to worry about him
it’s just so funny how the priest is just so flabbergasted the entire time
Priest needs a job change.
The look of defeat is just clear.
At least as a therapist you get paid!
“I might be a lil gay for tony 😦”
BRO KILLED ME- THE WAY THEY SAID TONY ⚰️
while the video was loading i read the caption and i knew this was about to go downhill 💀
Oh my god you don't know how personally this spoke to me 🙏 amen and women
Tony is somehow everyone's right hand man in anything, I just hear Tony.
I love you, its too funny 😭. The Tony part too?? 😭😭
The priest is dome with this
Oh shit I'm early
The “👓 |:0…” at the end is amazing
I can't imagine the tea this guy has heard
“ I didn’t even get to the part I’m gonna repent for yet” 💀 I’M DEAD I CANNOT
This accent 😂
"I will need your home address for insurance purposes" I died💀🖐🏻
I need this as a BL 💀
Same
Kinnporsche the series - something similar XD
@@Yiling_Laozu oooo fun, thank you
“I will need your home address for insurance purposes”
😂😂
It’s always the Tony’s. . .
She always has the prettiest makeup in these
"Its not a mistake" ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨
I think he’s just bragging. Bagging a traitor and tasty Tony, it’s too much. Especially with that smile.
Omg a gay mafia boss thoooo 💝💖
I love how the collar is a pad! Hahahahhahaha! No, no repentance for you.
It’s the little fake knife for me…
The priests expressions absolutely killed me
Perhaps this particular preist will actually go to heaven considering how much trauma they've had to deal with. Is there hazard pay for priests? Coz they need a pay out right now.
"I assume you're not telling anybody but I do need your home address for insurance purposes"
ayo 📸🤨 caught in 4k my guy
You are so funny! And have such a refreshing brutal honesty about the world. Reminds me of south park. Gets their point across so well.
Given the Italian mob's view of homosexuality when it's among their members and not making money off it (they'd run gay bars, using mob resources to provide security from hate crimes and police that independent venues couldn't, or just offer to sell/make gay bars pay for such services), I'd say a less comedic version of something like this actually happened.
Most certainly!
I cannot tell you how much I love this channel. It’s a niche I never thought would be filled randomly on TH-cam
Jesus loves all and died on the cross for all our sins so that He may be with us someday in heaven 💖
I know what you’re sayin man, happens to the best of us, respect ✊
Jojo part 5 in a nutshell:
Your done💀
Girono gives Mista the golden succ
Ummm i meant Giorno. I have no idea who "Girono" is
stanzi is the perfect person to watch when taking a shit
-me, taking a shit
Matt Murdock vibes
im glad i found a fan fiction idea from this thank you
What's the name of your fic?
The title-
This is amazing. I love all of this. Please make more
Without even noticing the title i realized this was going to take a very gay turn 💀
I need the father to confess to a dominatrix