DONT ASK HITMAN FOR A SHAVE (Hitman 2)

[@Jaxon-Myers]

Diana: choose your approach carefully.
Brandon: kills 30 people

[@ghostibuki6100]

he the best hitman :D

[@poke5203]

He is the beat hit

[@agairconditioningservices6320]

I mean he went bazerk and killed everybody but that’s what hit men do so he is a good hitman

[@Brnanabird]

9:15 THIS IS SPARTA

[@dokusoki]

Think you mean “DIS IS CURRY!”

[@whitherstorm4249]

2:30 😂 I'm dead

[@luv4rus]

5:50 is the best part im dying😂😂😂😂

[@juanjuanjuan6424]

This is how many times he said "Bloody"
I
I
V

[@inactive9862]

Bloody hell why are ya doing this

[@amandacappel7474]

Bloody mathematics asshole

[@westboundenforcement.7507]

Bloody hell Why did I Take a dump in the Road?
People I PAY THE BLOODY BILLS FOR THIS

[@michaelxgaming6246]

Bloody hell of hell bloody curry bloody something something

[@drwn09]

Adam Bechlaoui bloody legends?

[@1782adnan]

12:48 is no one gonna talk about the guy that just ran and hoodini’d behind that curtain in the Bollywood scene

[@Artbitca]

0:18 what if that music in the background was actually him singing 😂😂😂

[@kittykat9010]

Torcious no its a song called tunak tunak man

[@voxie22u82]

Piggy Piggy who asked

[@stickyoutubechannel6259]

VOXIE 22U Who asked for you to be an ass?

[@westboundenforcement.7507]

"When an Indian Brakes his back"
BLOODY HELL HELP IS THERE A HOSPTIL I THINK IHAVE CORONAVIRUS
This ain't Related to Coronavirus

[@redtophat4]

Hindi man

[@sutart4594]

8:50 Hitman cant say the N word

[@mrcomputer4446]

No one said the N word

[@computercats7192]

@@mrcomputer4446 you dumd

[@AlexCS2]

Damn, The meme (Su tart) is dead but I’m surprised ur still with it

[@chrisstaal9723]

@@mrcomputer4446 fax

[@brianamorris2629]

He can't say the F word either XD

[@Ghoser65]

Brandon: Hitman can play the drums and measure a dress
Also Brandon: What cant he do
Me: Grow hair

[@xxdarkskiezxx3579]

True

[@plumff5115]

O ma god

[@dartthexenomorph4865]

Brandon is even more funny when he does his Indian accent

[@THECHEEKASQUAD]

He is extremly funny in his indian accent i do agree 🤣🤣😂

[@mahumkhan5557]

12:14 was so funny 😂 I was crying

[@jtfinz]

It wasn’t that funny

[@jtfinz]

Why not 3:52 - 3:56

[@jtfinz]

Everyone has there on opinion so ye

[@marniahmed6327]

1:47 yup i remember on hitman 1 i went to marrakesh grabbed the battle axe from the carpet store and went on a rampage :D

[@corynelson8030]

I did the same thing in Hitman.
I was at Miami and found a shotgun and then just went on a rampage

[@Exosuio]

I went to Japan and picked up a katana and it was just blood shed

[@dantheirellevantman8418]

I luv messyourself and his hitman gameplays

[@kongvinjabrevik1846]

#meto

[@lukesstudio5659]

You can’t spell

[@thebigdanny305]

@@lukesstudio5659 shut uo

[@luketube7207]

@@thebigdanny305 can't say much

[@savagewolf4210]

"MY CURRY IS BLOODY FINE WOMAN"

[@jolarsaneth1497]

Grosss

[@setarehghasemi7584]

...

[@karimmohamedgamalabdelhass3607]

titties

[@MutantHorse]

Lol 😂

[@ToxenAW]

Can I get some

[@doctorplague6659]

47: has millions of dollar's also Brandon: "I have 3 coins"

[@Ghoser65]

So true

[@TITANia69420]

1:47
Hell, i can't even play Marrakesh without turning it into a shootout.

[@ialreadygotit]

The fact that every time he plays hitman he’s bald on the thumbnail

[@dianamcgahee9393]

Dbsjeh

[@grurobbedyou125]

Not on the clown one

[@sophieperris1122]

Yeah

[@frozenwolfenix4789]

Fun fact:it bald hat

[@so_saru]

@@frozenwolfenix4789 fun fact it’s edited

[@Cheesegrater09]

Mess yourself pls make more hitman videos I love them and they make my day I love your content

[@allengavarrete3059]

6:02 haha they still hav facial expressions

[@mahumkhan5557]

6:01 was funny as hell 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@mahumkhan5557]

Yes
True 😂😂😂

[@Monomiibo]

YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER HITMAN EPISODE BY YOU!! :D

[@matthewreid4858]

Loving the series keep being funny and entertaining

[@whatsoever259]

I love when he says
“CuRrY CuRrY”

[@uhaw1754]

Me to REEEE

[@uhaw1754]

He says it in such a funny ascent I love it hahahahahaha

[@yodaiam9589]

Yes

[@mdgdiei3brifjche]

Whatso ever s

[@darkwalker3080]

OMG I LOVE U MESSYOURSELF!!! As a FAN UR AMAZING U MAKE ME HAPPY AND U MAKE ME SMILE I WAITED FOR THIS FOR DAYS AND HOURS OBV I SLEEP💕💕💕💕💕

[@KRHKILLER]

Messyourself: "they keep coming up this ladder"
The Stairs: *REEEEEEE*

[@jonihehr1827]

Ass hole

[@jonihehr1827]

Ass

[@CatholicMaan]

joni hehr shut da fack ap

[@def-vp8sy]

Messyourself makes me laugh everyday!

[@uhaw1754]

JovinTT yea

[@uhaw1754]

He's so funny it's so funny when he says curry

[@blackdevil5269]

Mr. Bean makes me laugh every day

[@forgotten8709]

Hahaha yeah he kills me hahahahaha literally

[@whyismaltehere]

3:24 you have literally completed every mission story except one.

[@afrozakhanum2493]

Messyourself: What can't hitman do?
Me: He can't do an episode without killing

[@luckyboyalex]

2:06 its called a staircase

[@goldmaker8015]

me when there's no new videos
6:00

[@juicewrldfan931]

Bruh

[@illuminati1304]

Lol

[@CatholicMaan]

Ree

[@chrisstaal9723]

XD

[@ΔημητρηςΚαραντώνης-υ3λ]

I was waiting for this so long .

[@fearmongerer]

"OMG HE'S GOTTA GUN" -Mumbai,India
"HELLO FELLOW AMERICAN"-America

[@stickyoutubechannel6259]

1:19 “Wife”
1:36 “Brother”
SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@CoolGuy-iw3ud]

You know MessYourself, you should do a vlog of you going to India so you can see it for yourself and make a really cool vlog.

[@muhyaseee7407]

Ya bro truth

[@kellyjomarsh6765]

Brandon the walking dead game season 4 different decisions!!!!!

[@karth4784]

jeffy jeffy yes u are right HE NEEDS TO DO IT

[@havicspawner]

No just no

[@jacobr4mpage950]

YES HE NEEDS TO DO THAT

[@leon166]

He is probably gonna do it at the end of walking dead

[@sparkgames7258]

correct

[@user-sv1gr2tn3g]

Rip Freddie Mercury.10:07

[@erickgringo]

3:15 *hitman comes in* kills every guard*

[@domasmazulis4265]

Finally hitman episode i have been waiting for this

[@butterfliesandbees4906]

13:22
That what she said!!!

[@aceroro21]

Hopefully this game is free in the future, I absolutely LOVED Season 1, after downloading it free.

[@bottomboinaz73]

Do the walking dead season 4 alternative choices

[@joegonzo661]

Yes!!!!

[@RKD1010]

No

[@sun7050]

Yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!

[@reynsii]

No

[@draganbarac9064]

No u

[@why_so_serious5511]

Brandon why do you do all the mission stories before you record the hitman videos?🤔 Really funny video tough.😂❤

[@sxxxvvvvgggg730]

lol he thinks we dont know

[@riskyline]

This is not a barber shop any more this is a body istibshment 😂😂😂😂

[@idkhowtoname6657]

2:53 I am not a hitman I am a Hickman

[@krakengamingsmash7972]

1:47 look at bigMooney06 hitman and you have your answer

[@johnmendoza5903]

KrakenGaming Smash where?

[@Hamzter.0113]

Whoop it’s back please make more I am lovin this series keep up the good work

[@livelovehxo]

12:44 it was sooooo funny that I was crying and laughing 🤣 make more Indian videos

[@adriproadripro8716]

12:54 bruh they can't even swim they need to learn something that kill just makes no sense because they surely can swim

[@yannamaki521]

this is the earliest i've ever been

[@erinwalker3423]

What

[@bodekmagtiza8451]

K

[@emw7892]

Heh?

[@OhyeahyeahOhyeahyeahyeahyeah]

K

[@goodbyenerd]

Didn’t ask

[@abeerabdullah1374]

Watching my favorite youtuber while drinking my cub of tea....Haaaa😍❤️🤤

[@noobmaster64blade29]

This is me when I can’t get a shave 5:01

[@amberjones9944]

12:42. I believe I can fly!

[@kedits6845]

The second I saw the notification a came so.... hi Brandon :) 👋🏽

[@koreanjung9069]

When 2:49 he says dont want the tuk tuk but in 11:14 he exit the mission with the guy who in 2:49

[@walter_white3247]

Nice Video Brandon.😂😂😂

[@F3l.Cia03]

5:02 this is where messyourself notice that he is the funniest person ever when making accent he even laugh XD

[@travisrauh]

Brandon imitates the Indian accent so well 🤔

[@ellisclark7016]

0:42-0:46 is so funny!

[@jordandent1190]

3:07 what is this music

[@alpha_lion8813]

messyourself i love your vids soo much espacially the hitman vids ,

[@Ghost-t3u]

Nobody says bloody in India after two words LOL

[@hirak47mukherjee]

Damn bloody right ... You my bloody Indian bro...

[@idk_adil]

Love this video man

[@portugal6447]

you should go to india and make a vlog about it

[@theestepgaming8020]

I love your vids so much 😻😻😻😻👍👍

[@thatcringeboi7080]

To be honest I missed when Brandon did the mission briefings I found them extremely funny

[@paulawerderitsch]

You can actually can earn coins when you do shave people in the game

[@masterzero1701]

12:40 i believe i can fly...

[@Playboi_Hayden]

This is the funniest messyourself hitnan video

[@sneakynibbaboyxd1421]

Whait i saw this video

[@samirhaque868]

Me too

[@idkwhattocallmyself657]

JhonG4 JG4 reupload?

[@thewa977]

All he did was change the title of the video

[@mcdonalds3524]

Yup me too

[@damonmiddleton3140]

Me too

[@domianogolian7615]

0:55 I still haven’t been to India
Me: yup

[@Magnachargefan]

Is no going to talk that he deleted this video

[@miketherager]

Jacob’s Vlogs this is reupload

[@Magnachargefan]

Oh

[@oliverbetts5303]

Yeah and tik tok he deleted

[@xillia3815]

1000 subscribers without a video oh yeah yeah

[@mikewazowski7138]

@@xillia3815 Get outta with that shiat biatch

[@christinaprak2865]

Brandon: stop coming up this ladder they will never learn
Me: it's called stairs not a ladder

[@robertshanoss4186]

How is everyone doing you ask. I'm good thx for asking lol

[@juandediosperez6016]

I love when he says bloody something that is funny 😄 😆 🤣

[@maceyjune2979]

I love how he does the voices

[@applesucepen368]

I love when you make these videos

[@veroxtheknighy9924]

0:23 Eating

[@ImUnableToRead]

UR MAH FAV TH-camR
❤️

[@damjanoviic]

00:46 Hahahaha lmao

[@jollyeffendi9899]

Brandon was born in mumbai india lol😂😂 0:16

[@janika3928]

I heard hes british but his mom was born in India and hes dad is British

[@deletedaccount9250]

I miss lee

[@KashiKay]

If anyone has watched AGT, you know that V Unbeatable is from Mumbai India too

[@eddie.tagle17]

hi Brandon you the best lol

[@georgebucur1082]

Gucci

[@thebagstealer7371]

Gang

[@JaydenSniperShot]

0:42 is the funniest part

[@roony2157]

I watched this oh and play dead rising 4

[@darkenedantler342]

Are you trying to get a pin? 😂😂😂

[@roony2157]

PositiveM. What’s that

[@justaguywithnolikes3856]

@@roony2157 when your comment gets popular yours will get pined by youtuber

[@Arycon]

I luv your vids Mann! Love from India OMG

[@93575]

Anybody watching messyourself in 2019

[@nohinobye9574]

messyourself u should bring back gta 5 online back and also the the hole gta 5 series back pls and ur the best messyourself

[@AsikinNur-g4e]

Who is watching this in 2028

[@eggdog4106]

12:45 Did anyone notice that guy who ran off?

[@ZainMalik-tj8jz]

Can you play Hitman on mobile it's a good game

[@joakimbjrk1439]

No ITS on ps4 PC Xbox

[@marcusosnaya231]

12:39 what song was that I love the beat 👌🏽

[@alexandrucristea8692]

your so funny 😂😂😂

[@Vy907online]

Messyourself is one of the funnyest TH-cam ever

[@amyscott6414]

This is how many times he said hitman or hitman2
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️

[@gachakiller8413]

I love the hitman serie

[@ernestoperez5361]

Play last of us

[@draganbarac9064]

No u

[@gloriasaquin1285]

12:50 look at the piller

[@joshuahonaberger8645]

Noice :3

[@jigarpanchal8639]

Love from india bro keep up the good work