bless the algorithm, i work in health care and i can see this 100%, i do my very best to pay as much attention to the patient and their disposition as possible.
2:37 Dude gives a cheeky smile thinking to himself "I'm gonna say something funny" and then fires off his best adlibbed one-liner: "It's nice to know I'm symmetrical." Boom! Get some. How you like me now? The doctor dismisses his feeble attempt at humor with a plain & simple "Yes", she doesn't even fake a laugh to put the patient at ease. You can tell the guy was crestfallen after that, he fired a dud and now he's out of ammo. The doctor may have given him a clean bill of health but he walked out of that room with his confidence severely dented. He thought he was a comic genius like Carlos Mencia before that physical. Now he feels like Carlos Mencia after everybody found out he was ripping off other people's jokes.
I've solved the mystery of these two. After some intense digging, I found that her name is Jan Victoria Scott, and he's an impulsive improv actor named J. Chachula (first name near impossible to find). Dare I dig deeper? Okay. I have discovered "J" to be his nickname, his real name is "Julian Chachula Jr." He owns/directs/teacher an improv group known as "The Flying Machine Theatre Studio", and he (alike Vicki Scott) is from Raleigh, North Carolina, or areas nearby it. His parents are Cuban immigrants, and he is okay with Spanish. Victoria Scott just finished teaching her last class at Duke University in Summer 2017, and she's going to move onto either retirement or other things. She lives in (more specifically) South Shore, and she's a heavy supporter of "Conquer Paralysis Now". She graduated with a Bachelor of Health Science degree in 1981, and earned the Master of Health Sciences degree in 1991. She taught this education program for 20 years.
@@fuzion2003 Not really. It's just a nice smile that reaches up to his eyes. Most people out to sell you something don't have a smile that reaches their eyes.
This is always such a jump scare for me.😅 Like I know that awkward gag is coming eventually and then I can’t fall asleep because I expect him to gag the whole time… Then I forget about it and always when I’m just about to fall asleep, he’s gagging.😂
Everyone always dunks on Mr. Allen for his “symmetrical” joke but no one ever gives him credit for how solid that coin joke was. He had Dr. Scott laughing hard at that one.
Vicki Scott is a legend. The Olympics and NASA were both founded through her ferocious achievements in countless fields, most notably her excellent ASMR.
What makes me sad is we don't actually know what happened to Mr Allen, ima just believe this is really him and nor cry about the comic genius disappearing
"It's nice to know I'm symmetrical..." [after cameras are off] "WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD??...we gave u one job...we said not to talk....and you talked..."
If she were my doctor I'd get sick (wink) every week just to get sooo relaxed by listening to her soothing voice. I have it playing now and I feel like I could fall asleep.
00:13 Demonstration of a complete physical exam 04:38 Physical examination includes testing for sharp and dull sensations and conducting ear and eye exams. 08:09 Physical examination includes eye movements, pupil check, tear gland check, and sinus examination. 11:48 Testing sense of smell and examining neck and throat 15:44 Physical examination of the back and lungs. 20:43 Performing a physical examination on the patient 27:34 Physical examination of the abdomen and arms 32:40 Testing the sensation and strength in the arms 35:31 Conducting a physical examination of the patient's arms, legs, and toes. 39:11 Physical examination includes testing muscle strength, range of motion, reflexes, and neurological functions. 42:40 Summary of Physical Examination
Can you imagine being one of the students using this for study? I'd get 5 minutes in and pass out. It's even harder when you are TRYING to follow along and learn.
during my cna course, the videos were from the 90’s and my god…. it was so boring and relaxing. it was sometimes hard to follow along because of how relaxing it was lol. i think we all felt it, because afterwards we’d all look super relaxed and have to get up demonstrate it to a very intense instructor who yelled at us lol
It’s audio overlay from the previous clip. There may only be one filming camera involved and have had to cut the clips together to hide the camera getting repositioned.
I have only had my sense of smell tested once and it was when they were assessing the extent of my brain damage. I was, for more critical functions, intact, but I couldn't differentiate any smells or tastes for years.
It's funny to see how well al sorts of ASMR artists have copied everything that's being done in this video. I didn't realize how 'real' those examinations are. 😅
I know what you mean, my go-to asmr video before I knew asmr was was a spraypainting video. It was a weird time not knowing what the feeling was or how to explain it to anyone or even look it up
"I'm going to reach really deep into your armpit" is one of those things you don't hear that often. I bet she felt like the explorer of a thousand new worlds after saying it.
That doctors office probably smells like Microsoft Word 2003
TDG GAMING holy shit thats funny
Truer words = NEVER SPOKEN
it actually smells like '90s robocop movies....
How the hell does that make so much sense
You stole that from another video comment
Came back after years of not watching this just to make sure hes still symmetrical
😂
Ok, that was funny. 😆
Yes.
Well , was he ? BTW - what does that word really mean
Ahahahaha
I have NEVER in my LIFE gotten a nice, long, calm exam like this. And I have had 400+ individual appointments with family doctors and specialists.
bless the algorithm, i work in health care and i can see this 100%, i do my very best to pay as much attention to the patient and their disposition as possible.
What a fun way to find out Tay Zonday likes ASMR
Wow 👋 hi
Should’ve offered them some Chocolate Rain 😅
You're cropping up all over the community Tay!
"It's nice to know I'm symmetrical!" never fails to make me giggle
she was like "yeah sure buddy..." lol
Weird and satisfying at the same time. 😁
that's that shit ted mosby would say. Voice sounds like him aswell
My man's trying to crack jokes but she's all business lmao
She was low-key cracking jokes too, the correct way of saying it is "its nice to know I'm symmetric" she sais it right to him.
2:37 Dude gives a cheeky smile thinking to himself "I'm gonna say something funny" and then fires off his best adlibbed one-liner: "It's nice to know I'm symmetrical." Boom! Get some. How you like me now?
The doctor dismisses his feeble attempt at humor with a plain & simple "Yes", she doesn't even fake a laugh to put the patient at ease.
You can tell the guy was crestfallen after that, he fired a dud and now he's out of ammo.
The doctor may have given him a clean bill of health but he walked out of that room with his confidence severely dented.
He thought he was a comic genius like Carlos Mencia before that physical. Now he feels like Carlos Mencia after everybody found out he was ripping off other people's jokes.
hmartinspliff I come back to this video at least once a week to find this comment. It's hilarious! Thank you for the laugh!
This is how super villains are born lol
r/murderedbywords
@@thesavagesoutherner 3:22
And to add salt to the wound, she gagged him. Mr. Allen had quite the bad day.
13:09 made it among the Top 10 Anime Betrayals.
Underrated moment for sure. 16:22 "No it feels good" XDXD, then he realizes that was kinda weird and replied "no :|". Got me giggling lol
I've solved the mystery of these two. After some intense digging, I found that her name is Jan Victoria Scott, and he's an impulsive improv actor named J. Chachula (first name near impossible to find). Dare I dig deeper? Okay. I have discovered "J" to be his nickname, his real name is "Julian Chachula Jr." He owns/directs/teacher an improv group known as "The Flying Machine Theatre Studio", and he (alike Vicki Scott) is from Raleigh, North Carolina, or areas nearby it. His parents are Cuban immigrants, and he is okay with Spanish. Victoria Scott just finished teaching her last class at Duke University in Summer 2017, and she's going to move onto either retirement or other things. She lives in (more specifically) South Shore, and she's a heavy supporter of "Conquer Paralysis Now". She graduated with a Bachelor of Health Science degree in 1981, and earned the Master of Health Sciences degree in 1991. She taught this education program for 20 years.
Is this true?
Awesome insight!
How and why did you find this information
Wrong she called him Mr.Allen at one point of the video
Blade_Mas1er719
Well obviously she won’t use the real name
0:42 “Mr. Allen”
Allen: 😀 “heoh”
10:58 when you’re trying to ignore the crackhead that came up to your car at a red light
This is genuinely one of the best comments I’ve seen
Oddly specific
I can't stop laughing wtf 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well played
5:41 Mr. Allen gets revenge for his symmetrical joke. Dude is a stone faced, cold blooded killer.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
thank you for pointing this out. i’m glad it was symmetric! lol
He smoked Dr. Scott there, no question.
Ghosted her
He smiled, just slightly. He promised to himself not to be that stone hearted as she was. Bad experiences teach you better than good ones.
2:36 The face he makes knowing he was gonna say something legendary 😂😂😂
He looks so betrayed after the gag reflex test
Harriet Brine I love you, is that all right?
+WRBookoo Seller18 fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
dash1141 wtf lmfaoo
He looks at her like she gagged him with a COCK...lmfao :p
@@dash1141 calm down Dash
3:57 he has such an honestly beautiful smile.
Like the car salesman you don't want approaching you kinda smile lol
@@fuzion2003 Not really. It's just a nice smile that reaches up to his eyes. Most people out to sell you something don't have a smile that reaches their eyes.
21:37 when your mom comes in your room early Sunday morning to get your sheets for laundry
The sheet sounds soooooooo goo
d
41:21 When your dog named Reflex fetches the ball
Bruh ☠
😭
This is it, this is the comment 🤣🤣🤣
Reflex deserves a treat
This is so soothing. She’s so gentle and has a pleasant voice 😍
Yup
every time I hear him gag I laugh.... I'll be falling asleep, and hear gawksch and chuckle on and off for about 5 min afterwards. 😂
I just laughed so hard at this comment hahaha
This is always such a jump scare for me.😅 Like I know that awkward gag is coming eventually and then I can’t fall asleep because I expect him to gag the whole time… Then I forget about it and always when I’m just about to fall asleep, he’s gagging.😂
I was still laughing about the gag and then found yall's comments! That gag was hilarious and he didn't see it coming! 🤣🤣
Ahhaahha omg lmfaooooo
3:42 when she exclaims "Oh, great!" After asking him to wrinkle his forehead cracks me up. It's not rude but could be in another situation.
8:34 Me avoiding eye contact with the teacher after they asked a question
25:36
S T O P B R E A T H I N G
Right? What if she just walked away and forgot to tell him to breathe again???😮
09:36 when you go out and wonder if you left the front door unlocked
3:23 she hits back at his symmetrical joke
When someone tells a joke you didn’t get or wasn’t funny 4:50
💀💀💀
Everyone always dunks on Mr. Allen for his “symmetrical” joke but no one ever gives him credit for how solid that coin joke was. He had Dr. Scott laughing hard at that one.
Comedy at its finest. He didn’t let his bomb get him discouraged
It was a spectacular return to form for mr allen
4:01 no ice cream for you
💀
Jajajaja
MYYYU GOODDDD
@@RupertRumble 🙈my too
Didn't even put him in priority mode. What a shame.
It's always lovely to know you're symmetrical
Lovely and floppy
@@justinpratt6419 Brilliant
Comment of the century.
Bet that sandwich breathe is fire 😋
no whine
13:09
this part had me cracking up so hard
*gag* ‚sorry‘ ‚😐‘ and i couldn’t stop giggling
It’s like he thought they were friends up until that point and then he re-thought his life
She ghetto gagged him.
Vicki Scott is a legend. The Olympics and NASA were both founded through her ferocious achievements in countless fields, most notably her excellent ASMR.
The Olympics were founded 😂😂
lmao sure bud, the olympics were created by some random doctor and not the greeks 1000s of years ago
@@EternalFinity how does it feel to be incapable of recognizing, and enjoying, a simple joke?
@@Matt-fu8kn Im not sure, you tell me, soy cuck
@@EternalFinity you have no sense of humour
"Does that hurt?"
"No, feels good."
Daddy
Zaddy Alpha🏃🏻♂️🚓👮🏻♂️🐕
Well, that escalated quickly.
Any ASMR vid, always equals hilarious comments sections.
I like reading the comment section. Interesting to see what people have to say
HI THEORIZER
Agreed! I come here at night to find videos to help me sleep and end up crying with laughter!
35:03 one of my best jokes.
What makes me sad is we don't actually know what happened to Mr Allen, ima just believe this is really him and nor cry about the comic genius disappearing
It’s a nice penny
@@T1ttyLedz His name isn't actually Mr Allen it's Julien
It's an honour to meet you sir
@@T1ttyLedz he leads an improv grouo
There are lots of great moments in this video, but for me, at 21:04 when he wonders how he ended up doing this is my favourite.
Had me cracking up! Thanks for pointing that out!
10:35 the ophthalmology part is my favorite. So relaxing.
Same. It's why I like the SRP ASMR channel
I still come back to this one a couple times a year. Some classic moments. Thry both seem like weirdos who fancy themselves comedians.
"It's nice to know I'm symmetrical..." [after cameras are off] "WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD??...we gave u one job...we said not to talk....and you talked..."
Want to hear what Stephen Hawking sounds like having sex? 5:05
Jeez 💀
This has far too few likes 😂😂💀
I’m dead 🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣
BYEEE 💀
5:40 when you have an ancient odoscope
14:14 when you take a little water in your mouth
It’s like an old memory - I always come back
Get you someone who looks at you like this 9:13
Lmaoooooooo
HAHAHHAHHA
An instructional video that is now used for asmr lol. I can't imagine people watching this and not falling asleep
+Alex Noel that difficult post-lunch summer session. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
If she were my doctor I'd get sick (wink) every week just to get sooo relaxed by listening to her soothing voice. I have it playing now and I feel like I could fall asleep.
00:13 Demonstration of a complete physical exam
04:38 Physical examination includes testing for sharp and dull sensations and conducting ear and eye exams.
08:09 Physical examination includes eye movements, pupil check, tear gland check, and sinus examination.
11:48 Testing sense of smell and examining neck and throat
15:44 Physical examination of the back and lungs.
20:43 Performing a physical examination on the patient
27:34 Physical examination of the abdomen and arms
32:40 Testing the sensation and strength in the arms
35:31 Conducting a physical examination of the patient's arms, legs, and toes.
39:11 Physical examination includes testing muscle strength, range of motion, reflexes, and neurological functions.
42:40 Summary of Physical Examination
Thank you!
42:58: I must go shopping.
43:02: Forgot the damn mask
43:10 field sobriety test
Nobody wearing mask pal unless you're a 🐑
Can you imagine being one of the students using this for study? I'd get 5 minutes in and pass out. It's even harder when you are TRYING to follow along and learn.
during my cna course, the videos were from the 90’s and my god…. it was so boring and relaxing. it was sometimes hard to follow along because of how relaxing it was lol. i think we all felt it, because afterwards we’d all look super relaxed and have to get up demonstrate it to a very intense instructor who yelled at us lol
27:33
*"Unchained Melody" begins to play*
Shocked she didn't jerk him 0ff
😂
Top stuff
22:44 when the guy in the ice cream van can’t hear what I am asking for
💀 happy to know I’m not the only one here
At around 22:34 there is a silent pause as they stare at each other. Dunno bout you but there was something going on between them.
Where is this going...what you think
Lmao. No. But she is very no nonsense. Just yoinks the gown. No one has time for approval. 😂 21:52 then sighs deeply. Bro probably got a nice chest?
Still watching in 2024
11:02 threw me off LMAO
"Does this hurt?"
"No! It feels good."
"What about this?"
**pulls out knife and stabs in the back**
"Nope."
You have gayest fucking comments on every asmr video I swear
Tommy Noble I care.
You're lucky to get 10 minutes of a doctor's time these days! This exam seems like it should have ended with dinner!😂
Real exam takes over an hour. Then a bunch of other tests like blood. Gotta pay big bucks for it. Otherwise you get 15 mins.
6:30 doctor: "and now… you’re black bolt" 😅
At 5:27 I thought she was gonna pull a quarter out of his ear
Kkkkkkk
She is helping me to fall asleep in the most professional way
"sharp...sharp....shar-that was dull...sharp sharp" lmao
This guy's name is Julian Chachula Jr. He does improv in North Carolina and is also a standardized patient actor.
How cool!!
Being a patient actor is my new dream job
I want to be a patient actor. I would even wear my navy suit to the interview since I didn’t need it for the war.
@@thomasskeffington4539 but first, we need to establish your size
I didn't know that was a profession
4:51 that laugh is magical. 🤩
Mr Allen became a lot less friendly after she made him gag.
This comment section has me cry laughing! I look like this 🤣 emoji! But you are absolutely right and that gag was hilarious 😂
I would like to see him make her gag if you know what I mean.
28:05 when the doctor has to check to see if you have a xenomorphe growing inside you
This had me crying for 10 minutes
Netflix: "Are you still watching?" Somebodys daughter: 13:09
This joke is just nasty..
I still come back just to see how wonderful it is to see that you’re still symmetrical 😂❤
Where did they find this guy? The DMV?
He seems like a completely average joe-schmoe, like too average it's almost frightening
+alskdjfhg10100 Average to the point where he has no reflexes
+lilbromarky1 Someone mentioned a while ago that he is a small-time actor and comedian.
+osufann69 I don't get it
lilbromarky1 lmao
Sharp sharp sharp sharp shar...THat was dull..
35:00 After it seems like he'd never get respect by making her laugh, he finally hit pay dirt with this sneaky act-out
This video is circa 1995 folks....A bygone era now....no more long exams like this unless your in deep medical problems
I'm a mess I need this
2003
Ahh, the old “touch the gag reflex when the patient least expects it” prank.. nice touch👌
I already know she is the type of doctor who’s hands are cold that you can even feel it through the rubber gloves
35:37 who spoke ?? who said "two" ?? he doesn't move his lips 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh I know it's been 7 months but you just blew my mind
It’s audio overlay from the previous clip. There may only be one filming camera involved and have had to cut the clips together to hide the camera getting repositioned.
Her voice is soothing, so relaxing.
Лучший специалист ,мастер своего дела❤❤❤
I love the sound of her voice.
13:12 she revenged for his joke about being symmetrical.
The patient is actually so cute !! Especially silly when he was told to push his face etc 🥹
My go to video for sleep...Why do I find it so relaxing
The part with the eye examination is really what makes me feel .. so nice.
I like this playing alongside one of several favourite SleepTube videos as a background soundtrack.
41:50 the hand thing!!
42:52 " Now we're going to stand up and do some other 'things'"
Indeed....
😈my guy
I wish checkups were still like this
Eu amo esse vídeo! Assisto sempre que posso! Eu amo a doutora e o J Chachula. Fiquei tão fã dele que resolvi pesquisar sobre kkkkkkkk
I have only had my sense of smell tested once and it was when they were assessing the extent of my brain damage. I was, for more critical functions, intact, but I couldn't differentiate any smells or tastes for years.
Has anyone ever actually had a physical last this long? My last one (this year) was 10 min. 🤷🏻♀️
“Okay you’re alive and breathing good let’s get you out of here that will be $200 for this visit.”
"After extensive observation, we have concluded that you indeed have lungs. The bill will be $4,799. Would you like to pay with Arm & Leg or Kidney?"
It's funny to see how well al sorts of ASMR artists have copied everything that's being done in this video. I didn't realize how 'real' those examinations are. 😅
I thought the exact same thing! Chilli B is who I thought about every time!
i love this guy, he’s so regal.
13:12 - 13:14 💀💀💀
He was all smiles up to this point. Spent the rest of this video pissed off. All coolness just sucked out. 😂
When he choked on the stick omfg 😂
'Feels good' i love this guy 😂😂
Lol trust betrayed
Found this very useful..A bit more confident before doing physical examination on my patients
Hope it's going well
these comments are fucking gold
The 90s are real
This is the weirdest intro to a porn i've ever seen
Stephan Fabian longest too
Is it actually?
Stop sexualizing medicine
@@erpmo3326 your mom
I got 69th like! 🕺🏽
9:50 BOOP DA SNOOT
Yoo
Doctor: “Mr Allen!”
Mr Allen: “Huh”
I've watched this a hundred times before I knew what asmr was
wow so edgy and original
I know what you mean, my go-to asmr video before I knew asmr was was a spraypainting video. It was a weird time not knowing what the feeling was or how to explain it to anyone or even look it up
@@JustAnotherYtuber ah?
@@JustAnotherYtuber Cringe
"I'm going to reach really deep into your armpit" is one of those things you don't hear that often. I bet she felt like the explorer of a thousand new worlds after saying it.
"it's nice to know I'm symmetrical"
"...yes..."
WOMP WOMP
pain
His joke was so stupid that it’s hilarious. Best humor
19:48 When your homie asks how his homegrown bud is
The video from which all exam ASMR are now inspired by.
I love how this is suposed to be an educational video but it's used for asmr
This guy looks like Dollar Store Robert DeNiro
Robert DeZero
@@SirAnthony214 Robert Denziro
I would never want to fckd by Deniro. But this guy can fck my throat
"It'd nice to know I'm symmetrical."
"Yes..."
Ummm....awkward, no?
Yes...
Yes…