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- For anyone that was brought up on Thomas the tank engine - enjoy Thomas running over the fat controller, drinking Gordons Gin and throwing up (slight adult themes). No Ad's on it, I just uploaded it for the pleasure of those that remember how good it was :)
LYRICS:
One lovely morning, Thomas the Tanked Up Engine was crawling into the Engine Shed. "Peep! Peep!" Went the other engines, they were pleased to see Thomas.
"Keep the ruddy noise down." Said Thomas, "Can't you see I've got a hangover? My head feels like a gymnast bum. It's splitting."
"And a lot more spotty," Added Gordon. "Are you coming into the station Thomas, to pick up some more jolly folk from the town?"
"Stuff that!" Said Thomas, "I need a drink...."
"Hell fire, I'm halluc... hallucinating again." He said, with the big difficulty. "Fill us up, Mr. Water Tank. Brrrrrr!" Said Thomas, without moving his lips.
"That's your share, Thomas." said the Water Tank. "Unless you don't mind taking Gordon's."
"Okay," Said Thomas, "But easy on the bit of lemon. Right, I'm off to the sidings." Thomas looked forward to his daily trips to the sidings, even if it was a ruddy silly name for a pub. As Thomas pulled up at the sidings, he saw Jeremy the Pink Engine.
"Puff! Puff!" Said Jeremy. "There's no need to advertise.." Said Thomas. It was then, the Fat Controller walked onto the track. "What's all this 'loco-motion' going on?" He said, grumpily. "Mind yer own business, ya Fat Controller!" Said Thomas.
And before you could say 'the train now standing,' Thomas shot forward, running over the Fat Controller's finger, killing him instantly. Well, he was picking his nose at the time.
Just then, Thomas spotted Annie and Clarabel coming down the track. "Goo-ahh! Look at the tender behind on that!" Said Thomas, scratching his guard's van. "Mmm." Said Jeremy. "I don't fancy mine much."
"Ey up, girls!" Leered Thomas. "Wanna come back to the buffet car for a few bevies or what?"
"OH! LOOK OUT, THOMAS! LOOK OUT!" [CRASH]
"You can pack that lark up straight away!" Said Jeremy, and threw a bucket of water over them. [SIRENS BLARING]
"Uh-oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman."
"What's going on here Thomas? Have you been drinking?" "Mm, no sir!" Said Thomas, and promptly threw up.
And it all turned out well in the end. Jeremy went off to become a hairdresser, and Thomas was put back on the wagon, and sent straight to the Betty Ford scrapyard.
I remember in one of his comedy shows, Bobby Davro did a Thomas the Tank Engine sketch, which they did on rollerskates and Bobby Davro played Ringo Starr and it ended with Bobby Davro loosing control and crashing into the camera.
Daniel Williamson Don't remember that one, its just lucky that I found this one on an old VHS tape!
Daniel Williamson I hope someone can upload that to TH-cam so I can see it! Sounds pretty funny!
Wait, This is on a VHS tape? If So, What is it called, which episode, and where can I find this?
@@JM321PROD If I have remembered correctly, I think the show was called "Rock With Laughter". I don't recall what episode it was. It was a long time ago. I always remembered the sketch even though I was only 9 when it first aired.
"Thomas shot forward, running over The Fat Controller's finger, killing him instantly."
"Well, he was picking his nose at the time..."
Just then, Thomas spotted Annie and Clarabel coming down the track.
The First fat controller joke before other Thomas fans did later in TH-cam
Lyrics:
One lovely morning, Thomas the Tanked Up Engine was crawling into the engine shed. "Peep Peep!" went the other engines, they were pleased to see Thomas.
"Keep the ruddy noise down," said Thomas. "Can't you see I've got a hangover? My head feels like a gymnast bum. It's splitting." "And a lot more spotty," added Gordon. "Are you coming into the station Thomas, to pick up some more jolly folk from the town?" "Stuff that" said Thomas. "I need a drink... Hellfire, I'm halluc- Hallucinating again" he said with great difficulty.
"Fill us up, Mr Water Tank!" "Brrrrr" said Thomas, without moving his lips.
"That's your share, Thomas" said the Water Tank. "Unless you don't mind taking Gordon's" "OK" said Thomas "But easy on the bit of lemon. Right, I'm off to The Sidings."
Thomas looked forward to his daily trips to The Sidings, even if it was a ruddy silly name for a Pub. As Thomas pulled up at The Sidings, he saw Jeremy the Pink Engine. "Puff Puff!" said Jeremy. "There's no need to advertise," said Thomas.
Just then, The Fat Controller walked on to the track.
"What's all this loco-motion going on?" he said, grumpily. "Mind your own business, ya Fat Controller!" said Thomas. And before you could say "The Train now standing", Thomas shot forward, running over The Fat Controller's finger, killing him instantly. Well, he was picking his nose at the time.
Just then, Thomas spotted Annie and Clarabel, coming down the track. "Cool! Look at the tender behind on that!" said Thomas, scratching his guards van. "Mmm..." said Jeremy, "I don't fancy mine much." "Ey up, girls!" leered Thomas. "Wanna come back to the buffee car for a few beves or what?" "Oh, look out Thomas! Look out!"
"You can pack that larc up STRAIGHT away!" said Jeremy, and threw a bucket of water over them. "Uh oh! Here comes PC Pullman."
"What's going on here Thomas? Have you been drinking?" "No sir" said Thomas and promptly threw up.
And it all turned out well in the end. Jeremy went off to become a hairdresser, and Thomas was put back on the wagon, and sent straight to the Betty Ford Scrapyard.
BIG MEGA MESSAGE OVERLOAD
(train whistle)
And after that, Edward became the new n.1 engine.
The end.
And Jeremy became the new number 2 engine
And then they both died and Thomas was back to life, Then he nuked the island of sodor, and landed in the other side of the world.
And then LETS GO GO GO ON A BIG WORLD ADVENTURE-
(Ok no)
Imagine this was narrated by George Carlin, it would be fantastic
Unlikely.
Good thing we got AI voices
I think this might be the only truly clever Thomas parody out there.
The fact that they used actual models to make it says a lot about the production quality.
Pink James: *exists*
Sharon Miller: Write That Down! Write That Down!
1:38 They predicted All Engines Go
Because in AEG, coaches and rolling stock can move on their own, eliminating the need for engines to exist!
this is one of the best thomas parodies ever
They predicted ‘Tickled Pink’ and ‘An Engine of Many Colours’.
Anyone else here from The Dull Men’s Club?
Gang gang
The what dub?
Trains can get drunk? Put Homer Simpson in control.
no
@@dilanemirelesbro he was joking
I died when Thomas threw up on the policeman! XD 😂
Same.
@@DonaldoftheNWR me too
@@grocas1163 then Thomas prompily threw up all over the policeman
Luckily, I was not drinking orange juice at the time, because the vomit looks like Orange juice.
@@imlylathemsmfansaveukraine6530yeah
A true gem this was classic comedy pity we dont have things like this today well done for everyone who remembered it i still even today crease up laughing at it
I've been hoping this would get uploaded at some point. thanks
I remember it from tv back in the 80s
One of my first spoofs I've watched on TH-cam and is still funny as hell
I have to say the theme is amazing...oh it's funny too...yeah
There's no need to advertise lmao
2:07 "and threw a bucket of water over them" gets me every time
If the Rev W Awdry was watching this he won’t be very happy
The Reverend was okay with a friggin Beatle *and* George Carlin all as Mr. Conductor. I'm sure he won't condemn Thomas for having a few drinks, or Jeremy for becoming a hairdresser.
@@lizzychrome7630
well Starr and Carlin had already cleaned uo their acts and proved to be capable of sincerity.
I wouldt be surprised if Awdry was kinda a petit Walt Disney
At 2:22 I was drinking orange juice
Lucky me, I wasn't drinking orange juice at the time.
What's going on here, Thomas? Have you been drinking?
"No sir." (throws up)
Nick p "But it all turned out well in the end. Jeremy went to become a hairdresser and Thomas was put back onto the wagon, heading to the scrapyard."
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Peep peep
George carlin would've loved this
2:21 I was definitely drinking the last drops of my orange juice until I noticed this scene. I was freaking out!
2:11 Uh-Oh! Here comes PC Pullman!!!
The older you are, the more you'll enjoy it...
What's going on here Thomas? Have you been drinking?
No Sir.
1:06 tickled pink prediction
Only CGI thomas fans will get that reference
I think I seen the episode where James becomes pink..
Oh this is funnier then it should be :D
Thomas was entirely drunk in this video lol
"Have you been drinking again?"
"No sir," said Thomas, and promptly threw up.
PRICELESS XD
No idea - it was made by an ITV production team working on the Bobby Davro Weekly show about 25 years ago!
Remember when this was marked for kids?
MrBlackSpy yeah I saw tons of Peppa Pig Videos In The Recommended
Yes, now it’s not, all the kids are commenting XD
"What's all this locomotion going on?" The Fat Controller said grumpily.
"Mind your own business, you fat controller!" Said Thomas.
And before you could say the train now standing. Thomas shot forward. Running over the Fat Controller's finger. Killing him instantly.
Well.... he was picking his nose at the time.
Just then, Thomas spotted Annie and Clarbel coming down the track.
Could you re-upload this with louder audio?
You mean better balanced audio; the problem is the obnoxious laugh track being too loud.
brrr said thomas without moving his lips
daryl woods Woods “That’s your share Thomas” said the water tank, “Unless you don’t mind taking Gordon’s”
I don't think the live audience is scary. It's just what makes the video funny.
charcters; Thomas, Gordon, Jeremy, Annie, Clarabel and the fat controller. cameo by Percy.
>>Suffering from a hangover
>>Goes for a drink
You, uh, thought that through, THOMAS?
I wish they hadn’t put so many laugh tracks in this. It’s hard to hear the narrator
"What's going on here, Thomas? Have you been drinking?"
"No sir." (throws up)
I found this video years ago it had no likes or comments I only just found it again today and it looks like it's starting to get popular one of my favourite parodies
review it Thank you!
This is a very funny video, but it is spoilt by the fact that the laughter is so loud that the narration cannot be heard properly on some lines.
+Liam Hand I guess that was they way they did things when it was recorded 20+ years ago :)
Mark Amos kll
Agreed. The laugh track is so obnoxious.
I also love how Annie and Clarabelle inexplicably move on the tracks entirely by themselves.
Quite correct S13D! Found on an old video recorded about 20 years ago. It stands the test of time though!
This is what the parents watch at night when the children are asleep..
more like this is what the kids watch when the parents are away.
Brrrrrrr! Said Thomas, without moving his lips
XD
Fun fact: There’s a bar and restaurant called the Siding outside Temple Meads Station in Bristol.
1:54 my fav bit
2:14 What’s going on here Thomas? Have you been drinking? 😂😂
“No sir...”
Said Thomas,
and promptly threw up.
@@zacwollervoiceninja5136 and I’m the end Jeremy went to become a hairdresser and Thomas was put back on the same wagon heading for the pettisford scrapyard
@@Drutt09 It's the Betty Ford Scrapyard.
@@Benratbag1997 ok let’s try again and in the end Jeremy went to become a hairdresser and Thomas was put back on the same wagon heading for the Betty Ford scrapyard is it much better?
@@Drutt09 Better
OH GOD MY CHILDHOOD! IT HURTS SO GOOD XD
2:21 Luckily, I wasn't drinking orange juice at the time.
I totally agree! Wait until they are old enough to watch and understand it...
1:21 ECLIPSA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE THOMAS DIMENSION
Spot on - found it on an old VHS tape and transferred it onto here!
Glad you enjoyed it - I luckily had it stashed away on an old video!
This aged very well
I love the occasional human hands popping in.
My god the fact that Jeremy was painted pink and used James' OO model was pretty much a glimpse into the future since James himself actually did get painted pink in an actual Thomas episode "Tickled Pink" many years later; lol I think Hit saw this spoof and combined it with Henry See's Red :P
1:09 I get the joke.
@penninefilms Glad you enjoyed it!
I watched this before and hated it. But now I find it funny. Can't believe I hated this.
Why was "'Brrrr!' said Thomas, without moving his lips." so funny?
+Liam Dyson because you have to move your lips to do that.
Because in the TV show the trains never move their lips
Because in the model series, they didn't have mouth animations.
it was a fart joke
Besides the dumb ass laugh track, this is a funny classic
One lovely morning, Thomas the tanked up engine was crawling into the engine shed. "Beep beep" Whiff the other engines, they were pleased to see Thomas.
"Keep the ruddy noise down," said Thomas. "Can't you see I've got a hangover? my head feels like a gymnast bum. It's splitting."
"And a lot more spotty," added Gordon. "Are you coming into the station Thomas, to pick up some more jolly folk from the town?"
"Stuff that" Said Thomas. "I need a Drink!" "Hellfire, I'm halluc- Hallucinating again" He said with Great Difficulty. "Fill us up, Mr. Water Tank! "Brrrrr" Said Thomas, without moving his lips.
"That's your share Thomas" Said the Water tank. "Unless you don't mind taking Gordon's"
"Ok" said Thomas
"But easy on the bit of lemon. Right, I'm off to the sidings." Thomas looked forward to his daily trips to the sidings, even if it was a ruddy silly name for a pub. As Thomas Pulled up at the Sidings, he saw Jeremy, The Pink Engine. "Puff, Puff!" Said Jeremy. "There's no need to advertise," said Thomas.
Just then, the fat controller walked on to the tracks.
"What's all this loco-motion going on?" He said, grumpily. "Mind your own business, ya fat controller!" Said Thomas. And before you could say "The Train Now Standing"," Thomas shot forward, running over The Fat Controller's finger, killing him instantly. Well, he was picking his nose at the time.
Just then, Thomas spotted Anne and Clarabel, coming down the track. "Cool! Look at the tender behind on that!" Said Thomas, scratching his guards van. "Mmm..." Said Jeremy, "I don't fancy mine much."
"Ey up, girls!" Leered Thomas. "Wanna come back to the buffee car for a few beves or what?"
look out thomas! Look out!
"You can pack that larc up STRAIGHT away!" Said Jeremy, and threw a bucket of water over them. uh oh! Here comes Pc Pullman. What's going on here thomas? Have you been drinking? "No sir" said thomas And promptly threw up.
And so, it all turned out well in the end. Jeremy went off to become a hairdresser, and Thomas was put back on the wagon, and sent straight to the Betty Ford Scrapyard
Is this the whole script? nice.
@@davinsmith7543 the fat controller but when he said locomotion the song plays
Hence the warning about slight adult themes in the title - no worries, look at it again when you are older and I'm sure you will see the funny side!
01:07,😂😅😂"Poof poof"
I really like that whistle 😭💀
My son is addicted to Thomas so you can imagine how old it gets for us grownups after a while. This truly cracked me up!
"Coor! Look at the tender behind on that!" said Thomas, scratching his guard's van.
Mmmm said Jeremy I don’t fancy mine much
1:07 Oh no, what have they done to James?!
They made him gay!!!!
@@BlueCometDude It's a parody
@@mr.m4275 I know that, I was adding to the joke
@@BlueCometDude Ah. gotcha
Now that's an accent!
Thomas' hangover and other stories.
Fantastic!! I remember seeing this when I was 15. Just as funny as it was then. Thank you so much for uploading.
What Bobby Davro episode is it?
I love this spoof!
“Jeremy the Pink Engine”
Thomas OC Creators: Right. Let’s get started...
Is it me or is that George Harrison narrating while trying to impersonate Ringo Starr
+jake thedogg That's Bobby Davro narrating I think
1:36 he was picking has nose at the time
Glad you enjoyed it, even though its 25 years old!
They used to show this in a pub in Derby, called 101- in the early 90s at the weekends! It was really funny when ya was pi&*Ed - up!.... Good Times eh?
Agreed - shame he didn't make any more!
My pleasure - its amazing what you can find on an old VHS tape covered in dust!
I grewvup watching Thomas as a kid and I find this hilarious!
This is good. It would be better if I could actually hear the narration.
Agreed!
I think Bobby Davro has a difficulty about saying the letter "S" when he says Thomas' name.
Thomas looked forward to his daily trips to the sidings, even if it was a ruddy silly name for a pub.
I just had to laugh at that! This is just pure genius!
Omg he committed murder
"BRRR!", Said Thomas. Without moving his lips...
My brother mentioned this years ago but I was too young to watch it at the time. This is the first time I've ever seen it!
how did u make james pink? and what did u use for barf?
Haha! Been looking for this since 1989 when I was 9! I thought the Fat Controller was known as the "Flat Controller", but I was wrong. This video put my mind at ease.
XD wow the best one i ever seen i have even shared it with almost everyone i know XD
HaHa- glad you enjoyed it!
whats all this locomotion going on
Sorry, no idea - guess you need to check some old Hornby catalogues!
I take it this was made in the wake of Ringo Starr being admitted to the Betty Ford Center for his alcoholism?
Nope, was made well before Ringo had his episode!
Ah, I see
@@Markamoshome But I wonder if this was a subtle attempt at a "Get your shit together Ringo!" message.
if george carlin can say whatever he wants as a narrator lol
2:11, Uh-oh, here comes P.C. Polman.
"What's going on here, Thomas? Have you been drinking?"
"No, sir." said Thomas, and promptly threw up.
2:21
@@nickp2271 and in the end Jeremy went to become a hairdresser while Thomas was put back on the same wagon heading for the pettisford scrapyard