@@BuberTC2 yeah that’s my experience with sledge AI, i talked like normal, i fighted her, and then she uhhhh… got too sussy, yeah, that’s the AI’s fault 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
the decaying winter exploiter: "Let me solo her." eden-227 news: man uses sledge queen moves and blocks bullets with a tier 0 knife whilst killing the queen in 1 hit slitting her throat instantly
_footsteps_ “yo” “so uh” “we saved you.” “like,” “we dragged you tf outta there” “my leg is fucking broken” “but WHY WERE YOU IN THE GOD DAMN CASTLE?!” “ *_AND PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS WHAT THE FUCK_* “
Knuckleboom "The idea was always intriguing to me. I've always been partial to wrist- and shoulder-mounted weaponry. That meant that when they approached our company to design a wrist-mounted grenade launcher, I agreed. It couldn't have been any conventional grenade calibre, though. Too much recoil applied to a human arm. We adapted the 12-gauge shotgun calibre instead - it could carry a fairly large explosive slug while not breaking the user's arm in the process. The gunpowder load in the shotshell had to be reduced, though - the recoil was already on the border of injuring the user. The concept was similar to a few pieces of old media I'd heard of - a kind of colourful anime series about monster hunting, and a video game about blood-drinking robots fighting through hell. By the way, the Saint Petersburg Declaration of 1868 doesn't count - none of the countries today signed it, since they didn't exist at the time. So it's not a war crime if you use it in combat - and even if it was, who watches the watchmen? This is the Agency we're talking about. Anyway, enough sidetracking. We initially designed a full bracelet launcher, but reduced it down to a half-bracelet with front and back cuffs. We had it neural-linked to the user - that means it fires when it should, and doesn't fire when it shouldn't. An ND - a negligent discharge - could be disastrous. Then a second requirement came in. It was to have two firing modes - a close-range and long-range firing mode. That was tricky. The close-range was simple, since we'd already designed it. However, we had to try an unconventional solution with the 'Longshot', as it was called. The launcher had two barrels - the first, straight-arm firing position used the short-range. The second had the user's arm bent in front of their body, braced with the right hand. In the second barrel, there was a second propellant - essentially a blank cartridge. Both the shotshell and the blank would fire at the same time, propelling the explosive slug faster and further than normal. We presented the result to the Agency after refining the design, and they were satisfied. Our own scientists dubbed it the Pocket Rocket, but the Agency called it the Knuckleboom instead, which was slightly better. Several other clients have indicated interest in the Knuckleboom - most notably
Knuckleboom "The idea was always intriguing to me. I've always been partial to wrist- and shoulder-mounted weaponry. That meant that when they approached our company to design a wrist-mounted grenade launcher, I agreed. It couldn't have been any conventional grenade calibre, though. Too much recoil applied to a human arm. We adapted the 12-gauge shotgun calibre instead - it could carry a fairly large explosive slug while not breaking the user's arm in the process. The gunpowder load in the shotshell had to be reduced, though - the recoil was already on the border of injuring the user. The concept was similar to a few pieces of old media I'd heard of - a kind of colourful anime series about monster hunting, and a video game about blood-drinking robots fighting through hell. By the way, the Saint Petersburg Declaration of 1868 doesn't count - none of the countries today signed it, since they didn't exist at the time. So it's not a war crime if you use it in combat - and even if it was, who watches the watchmen? This is the Agency we're talking about. Anyway, enough sidetracking. We initially designed a full bracelet launcher, but reduced it down to a half-bracelet with front and back cuffs. We had it neural-linked to the user - that means it fires when it should, and doesn't fire when it shouldn't. An ND - a negligent discharge - could be disastrous. Then a second requirement came in. It was to have two firing modes - a close-range and long-range firing mode. That was tricky. The close-range was simple, since we'd already designed it. However, we had to try an unconventional solution with the 'Longshot', as it was called. The launcher had two barrels - the first, straight-arm firing position used the short-range. The second had the user's arm bent in front of their body, braced with the right hand. In the second barrel, there was a second propellant - essentially a blank cartridge. Both the shotshell and the blank would fire at the same time, propelling the explosive slug faster and further than normal. We presented the result to the Agency after refining the design, and they were satisfied. Our own scientists dubbed it the Pocket Rocket, but the Agency called it the Knuckleboom instead, which was slightly better. Several other clients have indicated interest in the Knuckleboom - most notably
@@mewhenegyeah, being with yosef, AS DAMNED IS A TRUE NIGHTMARE. *_decides to cry a lot_* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The Agent Drank too much Dan janiel and also apparently used too much beserker juice and slept with yosef. The Agent say that he enjoys it and would like to go back for another 10 nights.
@@Sierrabravo150 (Contacting Yosef) On a scale from 1 to 10, my friend, you're f*cked In lack of other words, I'd say you're f*cked You are, as they say in Japanese, f*cked from the head down to the knees I am sorry to inform you, you are fundamentally f*cked But people will forget as time goes by (no, you're f*cked) What if I tell them that it was some other guy? (Still f*cked) I don't think you understand by far how completely super f*cked you are You are H*tler in the bunker f*cked Hey! You're f*cked So f*cked Now there should have been a moral hair, should there not? (You are super-duper f*cked) I couldn't think of anything besides you're f*cked (my god, you are f*cked) You are F-*-C-K-E-D, that spells f*cked, if you're too f*cked to see So, don't you ever drink and drive, my friend Unless you want to go to jail and get f*cked again You are absolutely super f*cked! You're f*cked!
NV Chính: thôi chị ơi tha cho em em còn cả cuộc đời để còn sống (Please spare me i have a life to live) Sledge Queen: Dell :))))) (No :)))) ) NV Chính: *thức dậy sau ác mộng* úi mẹ ơi xém chết (Holy crap I almost die) Yosef :Gặp ác mộng à bottom của bố :) (have a nightmare huh, bottom?) NV Chính: WHAT THE FU-
dw exploiters : A.G.E.N.T. : Target Eliminated. Normal players : Warning, A player on your team is down. Warning, A player on your team is down. Warning, A player on your team is down. Warning, Vital Signs Critical
bản thật full uncen đây: r.mtdv.me/videos/sqsfl
link is broken now smh
clm rickroll
i got rick rolled a lot, now i dont even care anymore. Just vibin' oof
Rất hữu ích 10/10
wth rickroll
Never give you up
Plyr:"AAAH!"
Yosef:"What's wrong?"
Plyr: "I had a dream where I was Straight."
What the💀?
What in the fresh hell💀
nah it would be “i had a dream where i got tortured by sledge 💀”
@@omorisballs WHAT THE FUK💀💀
@@BuberTC2 yeah that’s my experience with sledge AI, i talked like normal, i fighted her, and then she uhhhh… got too sussy, yeah, that’s the AI’s fault 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
agent: phew just a dream (IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING ATTACKED ME BECAUSE I PUT ALL MY GEAR DOWN)
yosef: adios amigo
Agent:"Haaaa aughh,feww just a dream"
Yosef:"did ya forget someone?"
Agent:"AUGHHHHH"
when you take to much drugs in every solo run in dw 💀
juul packs
do you mean stims ?
i meant everything that is a drug in dw
0:01The captions tho💀
the decaying winter exploiter: "Let me solo her."
eden-227 news: man uses sledge queen moves and blocks bullets with a tier 0 knife whilst killing the queen in 1 hit slitting her throat instantly
_footsteps_
“yo”
“so uh”
“we saved you.”
“like,”
“we dragged you tf outta there”
“my leg is fucking broken”
“but WHY WERE YOU IN THE GOD DAMN CASTLE?!”
“ *_AND PUT ON SOME DAMN PANTS WHAT THE FUCK_* “
Yosef pre-scav leader days.
Knuckleboom
"The idea was always intriguing to me. I've always been partial to wrist- and shoulder-mounted weaponry. That meant that when they approached our company to design a wrist-mounted grenade launcher, I agreed.
It couldn't have been any conventional grenade calibre, though. Too much recoil applied to a human arm. We adapted the 12-gauge shotgun calibre instead - it could carry a fairly large explosive slug while not breaking the user's arm in the process. The gunpowder load in the shotshell had to be reduced, though - the recoil was already on the border of injuring the user.
The concept was similar to a few pieces of old media I'd heard of - a kind of colourful anime series about monster hunting, and a video game about blood-drinking robots fighting through hell.
By the way, the Saint Petersburg Declaration of 1868 doesn't count - none of the countries today signed it, since they didn't exist at the time. So it's not a war crime if you use it in combat - and even if it was, who watches the watchmen? This is the Agency we're talking about.
Anyway, enough sidetracking. We initially designed a full bracelet launcher, but reduced it down to a half-bracelet with front and back cuffs. We had it neural-linked to the user - that means it fires when it should, and doesn't fire when it shouldn't. An ND - a negligent discharge - could be disastrous.
Then a second requirement came in. It was to have two firing modes - a close-range and long-range firing mode. That was tricky.
The close-range was simple, since we'd already designed it. However, we had to try an unconventional solution with the 'Longshot', as it was called. The launcher had two barrels - the first, straight-arm firing position used the short-range. The second had the user's arm bent in front of their body, braced with the right hand. In the second barrel, there was a second propellant - essentially a blank cartridge. Both the shotshell and the blank would fire at the same time, propelling the explosive slug faster and further than normal.
We presented the result to the Agency after refining the design, and they were satisfied. Our own scientists dubbed it the Pocket Rocket, but the Agency called it the Knuckleboom instead, which was slightly better.
Several other clients have indicated interest in the Knuckleboom - most notably
Ultrakill reference?
@@0tomustak57 no, decaying winter arbiter lore, and the ultrakill thing is called knuckleblast. Maybe some inspiration but I doubt it
Knuckleboom "The idea was always intriguing to me. I've always been partial to wrist- and shoulder-mounted weaponry. That meant that when they approached our company to design a wrist-mounted grenade launcher, I agreed. It couldn't have been any conventional grenade calibre, though. Too much recoil applied to a human arm. We adapted the 12-gauge shotgun calibre instead - it could carry a fairly large explosive slug while not breaking the user's arm in the process. The gunpowder load in the shotshell had to be reduced, though - the recoil was already on the border of injuring the user. The concept was similar to a few pieces of old media I'd heard of - a kind of colourful anime series about monster hunting, and a video game about blood-drinking robots fighting through hell. By the way, the Saint Petersburg Declaration of 1868 doesn't count - none of the countries today signed it, since they didn't exist at the time. So it's not a war crime if you use it in combat - and even if it was, who watches the watchmen? This is the Agency we're talking about. Anyway, enough sidetracking. We initially designed a full bracelet launcher, but reduced it down to a half-bracelet with front and back cuffs. We had it neural-linked to the user - that means it fires when it should, and doesn't fire when it shouldn't. An ND - a negligent discharge - could be disastrous. Then a second requirement came in. It was to have two firing modes - a close-range and long-range firing mode. That was tricky. The close-range was simple, since we'd already designed it. However, we had to try an unconventional solution with the 'Longshot', as it was called. The launcher had two barrels - the first, straight-arm firing position used the short-range. The second had the user's arm bent in front of their body, braced with the right hand. In the second barrel, there was a second propellant - essentially a blank cartridge. Both the shotshell and the blank would fire at the same time, propelling the explosive slug faster and further than normal. We presented the result to the Agency after refining the design, and they were satisfied. Our own scientists dubbed it the Pocket Rocket, but the Agency called it the Knuckleboom instead, which was slightly better. Several other clients have indicated interest in the Knuckleboom - most notably
@@wipah It was indeed inspired believe it or not
“pocket rocket” lmfao
Bro Yosef at the end made me audibly scream “GAY” at the top of my lungs 💀💀💀 10/10 would be surprised again if I could
When a berserker drank to much dan janiel and calamity sereum
bro had too much 💀💀💀
“Good morning babe… ;3”
Me: AHHHHHHH
Yosef: What's wrong, sweetie?
Me: I had a nightmare where I liked women......and....
Yosef: Shhh shh.... It's ok....
i will go die in now not next
"Thanks Yos- WAIT WHAT."
@@mewhenegyeah, being with yosef, AS DAMNED IS A TRUE NIGHTMARE.
*_decides to cry a lot_*
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@@baconnoob42344Bro got morale 5. Better press 0
yosef scared the soul out of me
I keep thinking of vector saying "Hey." when I look at yosef like holy god
POV : bạn chơi decaying winter quá 180p
🤨📸💥
Agent: Can't I just have a normal dream...
Yosef: *MAY* I have a normal dream.
Agent: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
bro accidently got freaky with yosef 💀💀
the end is better than the beginning
i love it!!!
im a berserker main and i can asure you this happens all the time
HELEPELPELEP
So you sleep with yosef
@@mewheneg yes
@@petrutmoldovan-dr3hk teach me.
@@mewheneg get a dan janiel use the berserker stim and use every stim in the game aswell as laz buff
Scout appears "Think fast chucklenuts!"
indeed
flash bang earrape mp4
"Pal wake up we must defend the bloxy cola against the proletarians"
0:15 *VẬY CÒN TỐT HƠN ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
This is why you cant use more than one koldera black ☠️
💀💀💀
So this is why i saved a koldera to the last second of the wave and use it so basically i can have 2 koldera for me and Yosef :))
dont down too many dan janiels
you’ll get the same result
yosef in end said "how you doing bb ;)"
The Agent Drank too much Dan janiel and also apparently used too much beserker juice and slept with yosef. The Agent say that he enjoys it and would like to go back for another 10 nights.
Lol
dies of cringe with yf2 spy die scream sound effect
@@someshenanigansnocap that dead ringer can't save you now! Even though it was heavily debuffed already
WOAH WOAH WOAH
@@someshenanigansnocapyosef fortress 2??
"theres a crazed gunman on my bed"
Yosef:Hello My Man
Agent: oh f***
Hello agent, I been considering... Why are you here? *insert vine boom sound effect and rock sus face fading"
🍺🗿 (Its called Moai
@@yaelantoniogarciaperez9868 But rock is not a moai, he is the moai god
even better, m60 man bed time would be so awesome
*immediatly wakes up*
yosef : SWEET HOME ALAB-
player : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was just gonna say no no what are you doing stop stop what are you doing with your life also *rizz sound effect
wtf bro 💀
I like the part where you wake up
Bro got drunk 💀
*Wakes up next to Yoself*
OH EVEN BETT-
*Alert, agent of your team is down*
down bad
yosef jumpscare
"put some fucking pants on agent, we just saved you from that castle, why were you THERE in the first place!?"
"O helo" "boo"
The fact that Yosef is canonically gay makes this 10 times better. Imagine becoming his prisoner as an Agent
deep dark fantasy 💀💀
♂decaying winter♂
Degaying winter. @@eightbitfeline1415
"Warning a whole bunch of turbulence detected"
💀💀💀💀
''oh fuck- that was a weird dream-''
*turns around*
''WHAT THE FU-''
me: *wakes up *
me: uh.. uh HEY HEY-
me: *wakes up after that *
me: dang..
me: wait
me: WHAT THE FU-
If i saw Yosef next to me in bed I would be terrified for my life
Depends what his intentions are 😏
@@Sierrabravo150 YO
;)
@@Sierrabravo150 (Contacting Yosef)
On a scale from 1 to 10, my friend, you're f*cked
In lack of other words, I'd say you're f*cked
You are, as they say in Japanese, f*cked from the head down to the knees
I am sorry to inform you, you are fundamentally f*cked
But people will forget as time goes by (no, you're f*cked)
What if I tell them that it was some other guy? (Still f*cked)
I don't think you understand by far how completely super f*cked you are
You are H*tler in the bunker f*cked
Hey! You're f*cked
So f*cked
Now there should have been a moral hair, should there not? (You are super-duper f*cked)
I couldn't think of anything besides you're f*cked (my god, you are f*cked)
You are F-*-C-K-E-D, that spells f*cked, if you're too f*cked to see
So, don't you ever drink and drive, my friend
Unless you want to go to jail and get f*cked again
You are absolutely super f*cked!
You're f*cked!
@@Sierrabravo150agree
@@Sierrabravo150 I mean its better than having him cave in your skull with a metal pipe
sq: hi I like you
Me: oh Shi! Oh that is dream
sq: hey I here die now
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE AM İ!?
yosef:WHAT WAS THAT?!
me:omg im so sorry i just had nightmare- WHAT ARE YOU DOİNG İN MY BED!?
NV Chính: thôi chị ơi tha cho em em còn cả cuộc đời để còn sống (Please spare me i have a life to live)
Sledge Queen: Dell :))))) (No :)))) )
NV Chính: *thức dậy sau ác mộng* úi mẹ ơi xém chết (Holy crap I almost die)
Yosef :Gặp ác mộng à bottom của bố :) (have a nightmare huh, bottom?)
NV Chính: WHAT THE FU-
Guard: *GRENADE!!!*
Hey hey what the hell bro
Sledge queen: what to do what to do...oh i know hehehehaw
You after: ow what happen
Yosef: sup
STOP WATCHING THIS BROTHER WE MUST DEFEAT THE MPLA
106 what the fuck are you doing
We must destroy horizon
agent: YOSEF!?!?! EVEN BETTER!
How u doing bb got me 😂😂
What is that thumbnail my man that's really good dammmm
2023:how bad can I be? 2015:FU-
transgender dream ending: you were woman in the dream and you woke up you still woman with yosef
Shadow wizard money gang we love casting spells
Bro got jumpscared😢 0:12
dw exploiters :
A.G.E.N.T. : Target Eliminated.
Normal players : Warning, A player on your team is down.
Warning, A player on your team is down.
Warning, A player on your team is down.
Warning, Vital Signs Critical
agent casually sleeping with yosef
lmao yosef at end got me laughing
Naw the hell was that thumbnail
Yosef : hello am a gay russian man who like KFC
boo (very scary)
*Warning, agent on your team is down.*
"how are you doing bb" 💀
Bro i love yosef i literaly can cosplay him if i have the glasses and the skull mask and put my hair in the wrong way
Bro had nightmares at 892 pm
ayo man, dont do drugs
Yosef 😳
Just A guy: Mom, I had a nightmare, WHO THE FU-
the video🤔
the captions🤨
nightmare
Gay russian guy with a m60 that likes KFC
where am i.. OH SHIT! it was all a nightmar- no wonder i felt something off
my last world's be like in this
The end gotta be the best part
Use 144p so your eyes won't go to hell thank me later👍
Best friends forever 0:16
yosef:HELLO WHAT Su-
blud had to much and slept with a scav LOL
Pov : decaying winter artillerist F skill fail
In 6 second yosef awoop jumpscare
Bro got owned by dream
yosef spooked the [S#$T] outta me
Fun fact: yosef is a gay Russian man who likes KFC chicken (yes it is cannon)
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Poor scav...
Got kill by yosef
His a??hole is shattered
at this point of time i would just 0
...what did I just watch?
🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸 you here because thumbnail
"YOSE-"
- Agent
I prefer yosef.
Yosef is cute
that thumbnail though💀
0:17 wowie
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
Bro the end
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Even better.
wake in real world
That scared the f out of me
What the f-*BEEP*?
ummm kid you can swear on youtube.,,
My brother in heaven, you can swear
If you happen to be