Man drinking open container blows 0.00 RBT

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  • @gutzu265
    @gutzu265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14788

    "it's not gonna intoxicate me"
    "How do you know?"
    *Stares in 0.000*

    • @tyshred9251
      @tyshred9251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      He wasnt wrong lol

    • @techn9cian09
      @techn9cian09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahaha 🤣

    • @nonya7954
      @nonya7954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Hear me out. If you can legally drive at say, .04 or even .07 (technically can get a DUI in many US states under .08 if you show signs of impairment), what's wrong with swapping out a soda or water for a beer if you never go over .02? Seems stupid to me. Sure, some people will abuse it and drive drunk... but wouldn't they anyway?

    • @davidduvick6453
      @davidduvick6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @flopsinator5817
      @flopsinator5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@nonya7954 Well then you'd get the temptation to drink another one. Besides it's pretty stupid to drink anything whilst driving anyway.

  • @Therockstarkid
    @Therockstarkid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17920

    "Officer Gilmore is clearly not impressed."
    I think he was impressed.

    • @amosw766
      @amosw766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Can see a true blue when he spots it

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Even the device was impressed. Damien was impressed

    • @thishollowhill
      @thishollowhill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The meter even was spazzing out

    • @TheWopper78
      @TheWopper78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heheheheheeheheh me too.

  • @ThePianistONE
    @ThePianistONE 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2896

    Really smart way to hide you are absolutely coked out of your mind. Just pretend that you are drunk while you are high... what a G.

    • @UkraineJames2000
      @UkraineJames2000 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This shit aint nothing to him, man.

    • @RYDERLOCO889
      @RYDERLOCO889 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

      Most precise comment

    • @Kretion666
      @Kretion666 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      IKR hahha legend!!!

    • @daddee-zh2oy
      @daddee-zh2oy 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +155

      Yeh, my man's was geeked out of his mind on something. You see those eyes? Is meth a thing in Australia?

    • @xAlcoholicGamer
      @xAlcoholicGamer 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@daddee-zh2oy it is everywhere man, doesn't need to be smuggled in. It's most likely pills here though, probably opiates mixed with something else

  • @lizardinthelites
    @lizardinthelites 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +485

    I love these types of shows. The ones that could take 3 minutes to play out, but they find a way to cram 6 commercial breaks, replay the same segments over and over, and reiterate exactly what we just heard and saw the people on camera do.

    • @connorl9546
      @connorl9546 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It's the Mitchell and Webb gift shop sketch

    • @en_vy
      @en_vy 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      They do this cuz ppl can tune in at anytime and they want to know what’s going on, which of course is irritating for regular viewers

    • @termeownator
      @termeownator 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@connorl9546 I'm looking for a gift for my aunt

  • @Vezmus1337
    @Vezmus1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17726

    Officer: "Any drugs or alcohol tonight?"
    Driver: "No thanks, I'm all set."

    • @1life744
      @1life744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ha ha ha!

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      😂 yea imagine if he even made a citizen's arrest and arrested the officers for being dirty cops offering him drugs 😂

    • @PassTheSnails
      @PassTheSnails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very nice

    • @robertdredden5474
      @robertdredden5474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guy comes back: Officer on second thought Id like to start a tab on some Crispy Kremes

    • @mysticfalcon8844
      @mysticfalcon8844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @JamesDixonification
    @JamesDixonification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20818

    “Hope he learned a lesson”
    Learnt he’s immune to breathalysers and is able to drink drive.

    • @ohfairbanks844
      @ohfairbanks844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      paid 300$ tho

    • @deltaneutral2783
      @deltaneutral2783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      @@ohfairbanks844 Ah it's in AUD though, so it's like 10USD.

    • @Alexis-kl5hx
      @Alexis-kl5hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      @@deltaneutral2783 lol 300 aud is 230.62 us dollars

    • @sanderrehepapp5219
      @sanderrehepapp5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      All he learned is don't tell the cops you have liqour inside your paper bag, or you'll get fined

    • @twistieman1078
      @twistieman1078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Bluedream144 calm down mate its a joke

  • @trucid2
    @trucid2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35002

    The breathalyzer was set to measure the blood levels in his alcohol system.

  • @jasonf-vu6ct
    @jasonf-vu6ct หลายเดือนก่อน +574

    "Theres a possibility he might've been under the influence of something else" *Immediately cuts back to the driver erratically looking around with his eyes glued open and grinding his teeth*

    • @robina.1456
      @robina.1456 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Lol me asf on blow ahahaha

    • @sebastianreves420
      @sebastianreves420 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah blow dry the mouth hence he can blow 0 no spit for it to test 😂

    • @al_kaloid
      @al_kaloid 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@sebastianreves420 That's not how that works at all.. it measures the alcohol you exhale through your lungs as your body's metabolizing it, not the alcohol content in your spit. Lmao.. it's called breathalyzer for a reason.
      That being said, he definitely looks like a fan of the booger sugar. Might be a steep hypothesis, but perhaps he had so much coke that every bit of alcohol in his liver got converted to cocaethylene resulting in the .000. That's why you coke dudes love to drink while on it. Alcohol actually converts the cocaine into a more potent version in your body. Check the wikipedia article on Cocaethylene and its metabolism. Pretty interesting imo.

    • @cadsquade
      @cadsquade 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@al_kaloidor the dude was just fuckin' with em'

  • @HolyKoolaid
    @HolyKoolaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54693

    The day Wallace discovered he had a super power.

    • @doubleirishdutchsandwich4740
      @doubleirishdutchsandwich4740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I love your channel!

    • @richardsantanna5398
      @richardsantanna5398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I want his superpower

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Oh, hey Holy Koolaid! I guess the supernatural is real after all huh? Better delete your channel! (JK, I love your work)

    • @AgentMattox
      @AgentMattox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What are you doing here?

    • @bskrts
      @bskrts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s Damien !!

  • @iannmiller
    @iannmiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22570

    Policeman: “Why would you drink and drive?”
    Wallace: “because I’m going to Sydney.”

    • @Habeel13
      @Habeel13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

      That's says it all

    • @bociphous8094
      @bociphous8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Why is everyone such a smart ass

    • @JabitHighlystrung
      @JabitHighlystrung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Checks out if you ask me. Sydney is fucked you'd want to be under the influence of something to deal with that place.

    • @elkdzn513
      @elkdzn513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes, thank you for writing something that they said on the video, very original.

    • @chickenfisher9670
      @chickenfisher9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@elkdzn513 Thanks for being a douche, very original.

  • @armandblake
    @armandblake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10337

    "Do you have a drinking problem?"
    "Yes... I drink and I don't get drunk"

    • @patw.6567
      @patw.6567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      a good problem to have

    • @SupernovaSpence
      @SupernovaSpence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bahaha. Good laugh for the night

    • @secretunknown253
      @secretunknown253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@patw.6567 not if you’re an alcoholic

    • @HeWhoMustNotBeNamedYouKnowWho
      @HeWhoMustNotBeNamedYouKnowWho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great comment

    • @CbfYo
      @CbfYo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Nah I've pretty much got it figured out"

  • @jammydodger1449
    @jammydodger1449 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2754

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me"
    "How do you know"
    "just blew a 0.000 mate"

    • @josterfosh
      @josterfosh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Gotta love empirical data

    • @ItzDuckyyz
      @ItzDuckyyz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      XD

    • @mrbane2000
      @mrbane2000 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He bent matrix to his will

  • @mosatsoni4324
    @mosatsoni4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16281

    He was so high, he forgot to drink.

  • @ThiccOleCat
    @ThiccOleCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46413

    This man doesn't have a drinking problem, he's clearly found the solution.

    • @TheLastSoundNL
      @TheLastSoundNL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

      An alcoholic solution.

    • @tweakerkid
      @tweakerkid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Lol 🤣

    • @sergiozambonino372
      @sergiozambonino372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hahahaha underrated comment

    • @mnfproductions2030
      @mnfproductions2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      th-cam.com/video/MVhPaMSsca4/w-d-xo.html this explains why

    • @randominionfun5433
      @randominionfun5433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If I were a year younger I wouldn’t get the song reference

  • @Cimlite
    @Cimlite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17231

    _"It's not going to intoxicate me"_ - I mean, he's not wrong. Apparently.

    • @tristanschmitz7910
      @tristanschmitz7910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      He knows his limits I guess lol

    • @hamza-trabelsi
      @hamza-trabelsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      so the man have got a black hole in his throat.

    • @loonygamer2074
      @loonygamer2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Must be irish lol

    • @thefalselemon579
      @thefalselemon579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Bloody legend

    • @nahiyantasneem1381
      @nahiyantasneem1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      when you use the wrong formula but get the correct answer

  • @mitch6962
    @mitch6962 ปีที่แล้ว +10161

    They accidentally used the breathlyzer they save for rich people.

    • @avocadosanxiety
      @avocadosanxiety 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      😭

    • @flynneaston6264
      @flynneaston6264 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Twice?

    • @SwitchedDreams
      @SwitchedDreams 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      What

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I thought they use those in america

    • @bradleyparker9233
      @bradleyparker9233 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      best comment I have ever read

  • @funposting8912
    @funposting8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4955

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    “I’m going to Sydney”
    Good reason

    • @MrMeoow91
      @MrMeoow91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Australian for ya 😂😂😂

    • @xXSinForLifeXx
      @xXSinForLifeXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "Fair enough mate have a nice day it's tough down there"

    • @nathanvandermeer
      @nathanvandermeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sydney would make any man drink his life away

    • @alenmikhael7118
      @alenmikhael7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Understable have a good day

    • @tayokarate
      @tayokarate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @playc.holder6432
    @playc.holder6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9787

    "Why would you drink and drive!?"
    "I'm going to Sydney"
    😂

    • @mnfproductions2030
      @mnfproductions2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      th-cam.com/video/MVhPaMSsca4/w-d-xo.html
      Explains why the breathalyzer failed

    • @rustyshackleford6069
      @rustyshackleford6069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@mnfproductions2030 I was expecting an informative video about a possible breathalyzer malfunction not a bad rap advertisement, stop lying

    • @MrGersboy72
      @MrGersboy72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean.. fair enough😂😂

    • @hassanhussain3367
      @hassanhussain3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mnfproductions2030 what crap is that lmao

    • @hassanhussain3367
      @hassanhussain3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rustyshackleford6069 said no idea what 💩 that is turned it off ASAP

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9371

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?" he asks the man who just blew a 0.00.

    • @regular_ian
      @regular_ian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      that's results oriented thinking

    • @antdav3699
      @antdav3699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@regular_ian did u learn that term in school today?

    • @regular_ian
      @regular_ian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@antdav3699 I did not learn that term in school. I'm not even sure which class would teach it. Why do you ask?

    • @fierygamingzilla69
      @fierygamingzilla69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Chad

    • @Hamza-yh8ck
      @Hamza-yh8ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He asked how do you know, not is it, idiot.

  • @rohittkrr
    @rohittkrr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

    I forgot how painful it is to watch live telly with so many recaps and dramatic editing

    • @haley746
      @haley746 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      With TV anyone can tune in anytime without any idea of what’s going on. So they have a recap every minute, they can’t just tell the audience to scroll back

    • @C3l3bi1
      @C3l3bi1 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      the problem is that the people thqt then get recapped get a shit experience​@@haley746

  • @65firered
    @65firered 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5975

    I like how he's just as confused as the officer.

    • @BryceKuhn
      @BryceKuhn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i know hahahahahaha

    • @6timesbabyyy996
      @6timesbabyyy996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      No way was it a cover story. Bloke couldn't process it himself lmao

    • @MrBradshawbenjamin
      @MrBradshawbenjamin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@6timesbabyyy996 I would like to believe that but I feel like it was a cover story and that he faked shock to try to sell it. His eyes were buggin like he was on something.

    • @PrivilegeYT
      @PrivilegeYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MrBradshawbenjamin ecstasy

    • @NorthJoestar
      @NorthJoestar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@6timesbabyyy996 the fact that you use the word bloke makes me believe humanity still has good people

  • @trapperjohn6089
    @trapperjohn6089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4879

    He doesn’t have a drinking problem. Rather, he’s got no problem drinking.

    • @Terminator-fe2sv
      @Terminator-fe2sv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      arizona zevras - "drinking problem"

    • @cool9142
      @cool9142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shoulda added the “ at all “ part at the end

    • @Zix.n
      @Zix.n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣

    • @keefseg
      @keefseg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      beautifully said

    • @keptdwelling
      @keptdwelling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m getting this framed 😂

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6848

    This guy is the only guy in the world to continue driving even after being caught and owning up to drinking and driving

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      His tolerance is max level

    • @TwoTreesStudio
      @TwoTreesStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@byronwolf8692 That's not how tolerance works, if he had high tolerance he'd still blow above 0.000.

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@TwoTreesStudio it was a joke

    • @bobjones9963
      @bobjones9963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The U.K. is a laughing stock. This wouldn’t happen like anywhere else in the entire world. Especially not in the U.S. 🙄

    • @byronwolf8692
      @byronwolf8692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bobjones9963 just cause we got joke man bojo in charge doesn't mean you should insult the whole UK. England's a laughing stock rn tho

  • @JD-re3cj
    @JD-re3cj ปีที่แล้ว +69

    And then he continues on to deliver his package of 12kg of coke and 4000 pills

    • @BraydenBomb2006
      @BraydenBomb2006 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      trafficking pills is a victimless crime

    • @ararelover420
      @ararelover420 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@BraydenBomb2006You are uneducated

  • @siinxkj
    @siinxkj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33907

    this is literally the most sober drunk man ever.

    • @Billy-wg9pz
      @Billy-wg9pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      He's on meth lol he's not sober 😂

    • @siinxkj
      @siinxkj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

      @@Billy-wg9pz then that is the lowest high I've ever seen

    • @johnclayton4946
      @johnclayton4946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      @@Billy-wg9pz Or maybe simply nervous! There is cameras around him or it could be fake!

    • @davec3651
      @davec3651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He wasn't drunk or anything. He's a boss.

    • @josephzamora2267
      @josephzamora2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@johnclayton4946 this isn't the actual situation, it's a reenactment.

  • @harryroberts388
    @harryroberts388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15524

    He's mastered the technique of not allowing alcohol to enter his breath... He's next level Aussie. Also can act well enough to pass the balance checks, absolute rippa of a legend.

    • @webbiergoose2032
      @webbiergoose2032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Can he teach my dad that technique?

    • @TheTyphoon365
      @TheTyphoon365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What is a rippa though?

    • @harryroberts388
      @harryroberts388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@TheTyphoon365 rippa short of ripper, essentially means extremely awesome

    • @zzghost8593
      @zzghost8593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's the Adderall lmao

    • @brentonharper6260
      @brentonharper6260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      All ya have to do is blow while creating pressure back on your lungs and the vapour stays down.

  • @etatsopa
    @etatsopa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12729

    “It’s not gonna intoxicate me”
    “How do you know?”
    “It fuckin didn’t”

    • @chicanesandford8338
      @chicanesandford8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      😂😂

    • @spirit210364
      @spirit210364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      You're meter said so hahaha

    • @cv507
      @cv507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1492 ? hal yeah sibeerjä ?

    • @Deezuzjohn
      @Deezuzjohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      The meth on the other hand had this man tweeked out. The cop just wasn't experienced enough to understand the signs he was seeing, but he clearly saw something was off.

    • @dazsnag
      @dazsnag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      In SA it's legal to drink alcohol and drive as long as you are under the limit. Should be like that every where.

  • @caskadestudio
    @caskadestudio 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +503

    He has the appearance and demeanour of a 50-year-old high-as-a-kite version of when Superwog acts as an uptight lady

    • @Rad1antCypher
      @Rad1antCypher 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      LMAO true

    • @HoaxGames1
      @HoaxGames1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      this made me chuckle

    • @Janawhitej1
      @Janawhitej1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I wish this guy is in GTA6 and is Trevor's accomplice

    • @caskadestudio
      @caskadestudio 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Janawhitej1 haha yes that would be perfect

    • @onesyphorus
      @onesyphorus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i almost shat my pants reading this

  • @luigimax1426
    @luigimax1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6081

    Australian cops sound like the "im not angry but just disappointed" type of parents.

    • @shayk4791
      @shayk4791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Enviroscape Sounds lol you should meet American cops then

    • @shayk4791
      @shayk4791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Enviroscape Sounds lol no.. it's because a condescending tone is the least of my worries when it comes to American cops

    • @CoyotitoLaPaz
      @CoyotitoLaPaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah they’re just white supremacists

    • @markhayden654
      @markhayden654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@CoyotitoLaPaz huh you make no sense.

    • @loganhollis4891
      @loganhollis4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CoyotitoLaPaz na he still had to pay fine

  • @HildegardActual
    @HildegardActual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8064

    "It won't intoxicate me", this man has reached peak alcohol tolerance.

    • @judekeeley5542
      @judekeeley5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      His liver is 100% efficient

    • @androcarot9288
      @androcarot9288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      he never drank a sip from that xD 😆

    • @Der.Preusse
      @Der.Preusse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      ​@@androcarot9288 It was just Cola and no Bourbon, lol

    • @itisannona
      @itisannona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Russian genes. My dad is the same and so am I. I have drank half a bottle of tequila and not felt a thing.

    • @charlieinthe_box
      @charlieinthe_box 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Der.Preusse like the guy in To Kill a Mockingbird.

  • @beinformed3607
    @beinformed3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10903

    Never seen a guy trying to get himself arrested so hard

    • @leviwebb5810
      @leviwebb5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +787

      @dabgod that’s how you get arrested...

    • @210chillian8
      @210chillian8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      @@leviwebb5810 lie to the police, got it

    • @skorp265
      @skorp265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@leviwebb5810 and lying to the police increases your consequences.

    • @Crazimo
      @Crazimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@leviwebb5810 no you get arrested for either breaking the law or the cop themselves being a bad cop. being honest is the best course of action nearly all of the time.

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@leviwebb5810 no, thats how you get arrested in America. Get it right.

  • @bldmyamean8352
    @bldmyamean8352 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Dude got away with an alcohol charge while being high as fk on meth... what a boss.

    • @Chris-i9f6q
      @Chris-i9f6q หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He could have gotten away with either/both if he didn't have a bottle in the car.

    • @ararelover420
      @ararelover420 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Chris-i9f6qthe officer could tell his eyes were dilated but when he blew 0 it confused him

    • @kawan3661
      @kawan3661 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@ararelover420 dilated pupils is such a legend unless you have almost zero iris left you could just be nervous as hell in front of the cops or just DIABETIC or having any sort of brain injury

    • @ararelover420
      @ararelover420 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@kawan3661 Police will not see glazed over meth eyes and think "Brain injury survivor"

    • @wisniamw
      @wisniamw 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@kawan3661 thats a lot of knowledge to expect from a police officer :D

  • @awesomeattic
    @awesomeattic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6125

    "It's not going to intoxicated me"
    "Well how do you know?"
    Well considering he blew .000, seems like he does know

    • @leeroyjenkins3474
      @leeroyjenkins3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Thats a bottle of straight adrenochrome

    • @robjackson4023
      @robjackson4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Beat me to it 😂

    • @jodiauld6507
      @jodiauld6507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leeroyjenkins3474 what's that?

    • @justnanta
      @justnanta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jodiauld6507 a conspiracy about a made up substance

    • @Alex.1739
      @Alex.1739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Just googled that Woodstock stuff. 4.8% and he'd had about half. So maybe 1 unit. Well within uk limits to drive

  • @Naludaking819
    @Naludaking819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15010

    “Hopefully he’s learned from it “
    Guy: wow I can pass alcohol tests

    • @ThatsAPaddlin88
      @ThatsAPaddlin88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Hahahahaha

    • @chadrichards8930
      @chadrichards8930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lmfao

    • @zippo718
      @zippo718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Note to self: Just take the test, they'll take my bottle if I show it...

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Note to self: hide the bottle _before_ the police pull me over.

    • @ZelenskyPlane
      @ZelenskyPlane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Note to self: Drink and hold a Coke bottle when they pull you over

  • @Forge17
    @Forge17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3952

    He’s so high that his cover story is being drunk on a bottle of bourbon in the car

    • @Alpynist
      @Alpynist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      LMAO YEAHhh

    • @emilevangheem6165
      @emilevangheem6165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He isn’t high lol. He look sleep deprived

    • @thetalkingelement2415
      @thetalkingelement2415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Well, it worked. I love that he gives him the old school sobriety test. Obviously someone who’s a seasoned vet at smoking meth will ace this.

    • @austinglass1916
      @austinglass1916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@emilevangheem6165 tweakers never sleep wdym he's not high

    • @Sickwitit18
      @Sickwitit18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      In my experience, people blow false negatives when they've been doing coke so maybe he actually is on something

  • @MeownaMeow
    @MeownaMeow ปีที่แล้ว +198

    This man doesn't have a drinking problem, he has a drinking solution.

  • @niemoikein4330
    @niemoikein4330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4166

    “Why would you drink and drive”.
    -“Because I am going to Sydney”.
    What more reason do you need?

    • @CamBMakinBread
      @CamBMakinBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmaoooo

    • @anyconsolegamer8461
      @anyconsolegamer8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As an American, what's wrong with driving to sidney?

    • @alis1637
      @alis1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@anyconsolegamer8461 because some people think sydney is unpleasant lol

  • @rockydee7499
    @rockydee7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7269

    police dont realize that he's the main character.

  • @martonnemeth236
    @martonnemeth236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5509

    First thought he was mad drunk, then realised he was just speaking Australian.

    • @jace.doherty1650
      @jace.doherty1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Australian isn’t a language

    • @TOAD7464
      @TOAD7464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Congrats, y'all don't get the joke

    • @superhyperyoshi
      @superhyperyoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Random TH-camr Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase "Steamed Hams" before

    • @ChaotikDawg
      @ChaotikDawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@delete147user fucking pisses me off dude

    • @RyanAl92
      @RyanAl92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @OG spooky You stupid boy. What do the aborigines in Australia speak then? English??

  • @montega.
    @montega. ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "its a possibility that he mightve been under the influence of something else"
    "😳😳😳👀"

  • @olleassarson
    @olleassarson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4225

    “Hopefully he’s learnt from it” Yeah, learnt that he can drink and drive.

    • @mendoeke
      @mendoeke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      still paid 300 eur for it lmao, quite an expesive drink

    • @Jerry_F
      @Jerry_F 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mendoeke I mean, seems like it was well worth it

    • @mendoeke
      @mendoeke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jerry_F maybe its cause im not rich but 300 eur for half a bottle sounds like a shit deal

    • @racerbr72
      @racerbr72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mendoeke It's not just the drink, if isn't police he could have never discover the superpower k

    • @sc4711
      @sc4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mendoeke wait 461.69 CAD??

  • @jibberjabberstepback612
    @jibberjabberstepback612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7485

    I love how he actually seems disappointed to be blowing 0 lmfao

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Same! He's like: "But I drink so much wtf I'm disappointed!😞"

    • @Ryanbsajax
      @Ryanbsajax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He probably did a bit of cocaine

    • @misterfister7714
      @misterfister7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alcoholic thing i guess.

    • @HokeyBugle
      @HokeyBugle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I'm not drunk?? What a rip-off!

    • @realmcoy4696
      @realmcoy4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooo

  • @derranthefunnyguy
    @derranthefunnyguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6928

    Dude rolled a natural 100 on luck and speech, admitted to cops he was drinking, even had a open bottle, still managed to fool the breathalyser and get away

    • @user-ui5kq7xb1w
      @user-ui5kq7xb1w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +634

      He wasn’t drinking. He was whacked on meth and said he was drinking because he knew he looked fucked up.

    • @Gleeshhh
      @Gleeshhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@user-ui5kq7xb1w crikey you’re probably right

    • @user-kg6lf1op2l
      @user-kg6lf1op2l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@user-ui5kq7xb1w By the gods...

    • @user-ui5kq7xb1w
      @user-ui5kq7xb1w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@user-kg6lf1op2l What the Fuck

    • @madharambe3264
      @madharambe3264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      O

  • @noahhoffman4475
    @noahhoffman4475 ปีที่แล้ว +4675

    plot twist, he didnt blow a 0.000, he blew a 1.000. the breathalyzer just doesnt show it
    hahah i don’t even remember commenting this, thanks for 4k likes

    • @disfeed
      @disfeed 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +216

      He would be dead as a doornail if that were the case 😂

    • @demonetizedhistory5806
      @demonetizedhistory5806 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      @@disfeed not if hes captain america, cuz alcohol doesnt affect him.

    • @Neon-ws8er
      @Neon-ws8er 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@demonetizedhistory5806i think captain america is american

    • @Chadicus22
      @Chadicus22 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I remember an episode where some old guy blew, if I remember correctly, a 2.000 and was 200 times over the limit.

    • @Jominer08
      @Jominer08 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@Chadicus22apparently the highest ever recorded BAC was 1.480

  • @imagzz4942
    @imagzz4942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3703

    "You can't drink and drive..."
    Well, clearly he can actually.

    • @dylan_van2198
      @dylan_van2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LMAO

    • @無題6376
      @無題6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not that meaning, means under by the law.

    • @You-wo9su
      @You-wo9su 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@無題6376 funny 😂

    • @JustRockMySoul
      @JustRockMySoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, he can... until he runs someone over, or straight into a tree or ditch.
      Stupid comment, humour level 0.01/10

    • @SacredGter
      @SacredGter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@無題6376 lol straight over ur head.

  • @Saltee
    @Saltee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7013

    "are you doing any drugs?"
    "im actually driving home"
    "he cracked the code"

    • @joshs.7612
      @joshs.7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Fyi you left out the no . "no I've got to drive home" . Please actually listen next time :)

    • @echoparodys864
      @echoparodys864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “cracked” exactly

    • @all-in9365
      @all-in9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@joshs.7612 thank god u can read and interpret every word im glad ur smart!

    • @Randomguy-kn3nv
      @Randomguy-kn3nv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@joshs.7612 damn bro Harvard just called

    • @anthonygiordano792
      @anthonygiordano792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Randomguy-kn3nv yea they want to let him know that him and his entire future lineage and children are banned from the college after that slow remark

  • @FriedrichHerschel
    @FriedrichHerschel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6682

    Plot twist:
    The liquor store scammed him.

    • @nickcabrera3087
      @nickcabrera3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Lmfaooooooooooo

    • @Juann13
      @Juann13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bryansperspective
      @bryansperspective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      This makes so much sense. Like seriously

    • @obscure323
      @obscure323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @realmcoy4696
      @realmcoy4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao Im fuckin dying underrated comment hahah

  • @Daithi_mk
    @Daithi_mk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    He was probably on speed, had an open bottle to throw them off.

  • @democratictotalitariansoci1462
    @democratictotalitariansoci1462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8033

    Driver- Pretends to be alcoholic.
    Actually- Has a dead body in a trunk.

    • @hiltonmhizha4695
      @hiltonmhizha4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      reasonable

    • @letsplayblis1115
      @letsplayblis1115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hiltonmhizha4695 haha lol, oh you made me laugh

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      not a good strategy since there gonna check the vehicle for different substances...at least here in America there's no way this guy would've gotten off

    • @Movetheproduct
      @Movetheproduct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius

    • @opossom1968
      @opossom1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@B-RaDD yup in America we only think we are free, we are not, an American would have went to jail even if 10 breath tests came up 0.00 and a Needle from the ER showed negative. The police in America told to take anyone they can to jail even if no reason. All they say is 'sir or mam your now under arrest for resisting arrest, citizen: wait, do i not have to be under arrest first to be then resisting arrest?
      Cop: nope all i have to say is 'your resisting arrest and i can take you, now that your questioning my authority, its combative and now you just assaulted me and im adding the charge of assaulting a peace officer while exercising my action to arrest you for resisting.
      That is how free we are in America, Freedom the biggest lie ever brainwashed into us in Public schools.

  • @davexb6595
    @davexb6595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3938

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    -“Because I am going to Sydney”.
    "Oh!. Understandable. You're free to go then."

    • @cockheadprod5051
      @cockheadprod5051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sydney is a fucking nightmare to drive into, the roads in aussie land suck compare to our wide, open 'merica roads

    • @cyrax1311
      @cyrax1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Understandable have a great day

    • @cockheadprod5051
      @cockheadprod5051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nymann3852 London roads are bad man, but I haven't been on the road in Germany or France so I don't know

    • @ShoahBiz
      @ShoahBiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is how I imagined Australia

    • @SnackJar
      @SnackJar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Understandable have a great day

  • @myroc1
    @myroc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11004

    "It's not going to intoxicate me?"
    "How do you know?"
    "Because I drove through a DUI checkpoint and tested the results."

    • @jordanowen9079
      @jordanowen9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Guy literally knew it was not going to intoxicate him

    • @zanneon385
      @zanneon385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      most sober drunk man ever

    • @deltaduel7942
      @deltaduel7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I think he faked it just for jokes and was upset he got a fine

    • @apIthletIcc
      @apIthletIcc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol the comments on this video are always worth returning here to read

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@deltaduel7942 He may just be high and hiding the drugs with a fake drunk driving story. Not a bad cover up if he’s trafficking

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Dudes gonna blow a negative number sober

  • @bluehugh2
    @bluehugh2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15868

    As soon as he was pulled over, this man’s liver was like “You just say whatever, I got us bro”

    • @T-6900
      @T-6900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Nah he was just like “I’m gonna do something, go along with it.”

    • @joshplayzgamezz
      @joshplayzgamezz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      He is just a true true alcoholic, body is in overdrive working like liver over overtime.
      Strongest organ in this dudes body

    • @joshplayzgamezz
      @joshplayzgamezz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@hhjhj393 well, no offense to those people, but when you drink that much something bad is bound to happen.
      Don't drink like crazy and you won't hurt or kill your body

    • @guillelazza
      @guillelazza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's fucking it!! This man is the real Venom symbiote and he can digest alcohol x10 faster

    • @ArcticWolves2011
      @ArcticWolves2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@joshplayzgamezz alcoholics fail alcohol tests like any others. the only difference is that they will show less signs of intoxication than other people at the same blood alcohol level.

  • @aVo_001
    @aVo_001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3656

    “It’s a 0.00 mate. Can’t hold me. I’m goin’ to Sydney, aye.”

    • @mnfproductions2030
      @mnfproductions2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/MVhPaMSsca4/w-d-xo.html
      This reveals what happened

    • @FreshCanOfNothing
      @FreshCanOfNothing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@mnfproductions2030 Bro stfu.

    • @OleBiermann
      @OleBiermann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@mnfproductions2030 woow big play here right ? earned yourself a dislike hope the trick was worth it

    • @EstaDePiPi
      @EstaDePiPi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Money and Family Ent. Pretty sad when you gotta lie to get views on your music lmfao, you just going to get dislikes and possible reports, makes absolutely no sense

    • @zackjoubert5207
      @zackjoubert5207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Devxn *A SHITTY SONG AT THAT*

  • @matejkiesel5116
    @matejkiesel5116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    He doesn’t have a drinking problem.
    Drinking has problem with him.

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well it is Oz... Everything is backwards there 🤣

    • @hyzercreek
      @hyzercreek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MadScientist267 In Soviet Russia, bourbon drinks you.

    • @Pmc987
      @Pmc987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You call it a problem I call it a solution

  • @OzamaZay98
    @OzamaZay98 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I would’ve died if he got in the passenger seat to leave after that whole situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrguy561
    @mrguy561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17472

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    “I’m going to Sydney.”
    “Understandable. Have a nice night.”

    • @MrWiseinheart
      @MrWiseinheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      😆 oh man,

    • @fattnic
      @fattnic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lmaaaooo

    • @gregs1245
      @gregs1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Would be better

    • @architect_kev266
      @architect_kev266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      In the Netherlands it isn't illegal to drink while driving you might get some looks but as long if you are under the limit it is no problem. Same for Belgium

    • @brancoderuijter8926
      @brancoderuijter8926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@architect_kev266 wacht wat

  • @mattkulesza7766
    @mattkulesza7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4389

    “Do you have a drinking problem?”
    “ Nope. I’ve got it all figured out”

    • @Biconnecc
      @Biconnecc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What a perfect response lmao

    • @nigelpisswater6344
      @nigelpisswater6344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I AM the liquor

    • @GiMiTheCodes
      @GiMiTheCodes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅The best!!...this is funny!...made me smile!

    • @7StarHeryla
      @7StarHeryla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bubba J haha

    • @shaunakmitra963
      @shaunakmitra963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nigelpisswater6344 randyy bobandyy

  • @mrandersen6872
    @mrandersen6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4409

    "Why would you drink while driving?"
    "Well It's not going to intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?"
    *visible confusion as he just blew a .000*

    • @jaxkinjuriez4711
      @jaxkinjuriez4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      on the homies mr andersen

    • @pubcollize
      @pubcollize 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Half a bottle of a mixed drink ain't gonna intoxicate someone on uppers. Especially not if he didn't drink a sip of it.

    • @averagegamer1684
      @averagegamer1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He's just built different. Simply told his body to not be effected

    • @mnfproductions2030
      @mnfproductions2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      th-cam.com/video/MVhPaMSsca4/w-d-xo.html
      Breathilizer failed cuz homies built different , this video explains

    • @ChromeHotsauce
      @ChromeHotsauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Averagegamer 16 and @ everyone - it’s someones shitty song. Listened to 5 seconds and left.
      Dude, if you wanna advertise, be straightforward. Being misleading will make people hate you, as you can tell by your dislike - added one myself, and I encourage others to as well.
      Pissed bc I was curious how that worked :(

  • @OldManBOMBIN
    @OldManBOMBIN ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I'll just have a bourbon on the way to Sydney" 😂😂

  • @billdoster9415
    @billdoster9415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3265

    “You can’t drink and drive..”
    “Uh officer, the man has half a bottle of bourbon in him and blew a 0.00...if anyone can do it, I think he can manage it..”

    • @SchizoTheSchizo
      @SchizoTheSchizo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Offensive man dude you're bad at what you do you spelled the n word wrong

    • @thesleeplessone6971
      @thesleeplessone6971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SchizoTheSchizo read his name again smh

    • @SchizoTheSchizo
      @SchizoTheSchizo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Offensive man dude it was a joke a word play on what you said and your name LMAO btw i didn't onow the word nega before didn't actually know what it means thanks for the explanation

    • @linerror
      @linerror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @bilbo bagginses The ability of these fixtures to trap alcohol in the mouth can cause a falsely ELEVATED reading that will be used to wrongly convict a driver for having a breath alcohol reading (BAC) over the legal limit. not the other way around.

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bourbon and cola, not bourbon. Far far weaker.

  • @colbybryan7761
    @colbybryan7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    The fact that he looked even more surprised than the cops gets me every time😂😂

    • @alis1637
      @alis1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He should win an Oscar for his acting skills

    • @yourfriend3760
      @yourfriend3760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I STFG

    • @1damien1231
      @1damien1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Plot twist everything he drank including at the bar was alcohol free and he didn’t even know

    • @Anonymous_Eyeballs
      @Anonymous_Eyeballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looked at the cop like what?

  • @bertochan4344
    @bertochan4344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18372

    He was actually a perfect gentleman. He was honest (too honest!), did what he was told, didn't swear or argue. He even said to the cop as he walked away, "Nice to meet you Andrew, wish it could've been under better circumstances." What a legend.

    • @ryunz9639
      @ryunz9639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That’s how you interact with police. People resist and be obstinate with people who have guns (at least in the US), stupid.

    • @Djminigunz
      @Djminigunz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      @@ryunz9639 It's almost like in america people are just a bit more scared of cops than in other countries, and i can see why.

    • @PurpleLightning6was9
      @PurpleLightning6was9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Djminigunz Yeah, our cops literally identify as americas biggest gang

    • @brianlawl
      @brianlawl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@PurpleLightning6was9 awww such a big gang. im living in an area where people like you voted em to have less money and power. its an absolute shit show, thanks. i dont blame em for not wanting to protect your asses anymore. if you think a militia will be better on you guess again LOL they will be even more tough on you. We will need em once the cops fall out

    • @jadeblades
      @jadeblades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@brianlawl what

  • @FainTMako
    @FainTMako 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Takes some balls to ask a man who blew a 0.00 if they have a drinking problem.

  • @jamesbond6889
    @jamesbond6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4868

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?"
    *"Well I did just blow a zero on the breathalyzer"*

    • @troymurphy8165
      @troymurphy8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      “Twice”

    • @McJealous
      @McJealous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      :D :D Yeah brilliant. when he blew zero on the second machine it was game over xD

    • @SamS-lq5df
      @SamS-lq5df 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did I??? Lol

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@McJealous r/whoost

    • @blakecannon6963
      @blakecannon6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Twice

  • @lain_2339
    @lain_2339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5821

    the breathalyser shows .000 - big brain strategy, guy was actually 1.000

    • @haydenb89
      @haydenb89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      10.000

    • @k-teezy6423
      @k-teezy6423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      His blood was 100% alcohol

    • @Condor4R
      @Condor4R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      1.0 is moonshine. Blood is not a thing.

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Condor4R yes that's the joke

    • @1froyoo
      @1froyoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Condor4R no it's fucking not. 1.000 is one gram of alcohol per 100mL of blood

  • @f3t586
    @f3t586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3850

    Next headline: “Australians have evolved to not be affected by alcohol due to mass consumption”

    • @alanperez7657
      @alanperez7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Only logical explanation

    • @joekurtz8303
      @joekurtz8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or hes part 🇨🇮 Irish & just cant help it.

    • @RWilmot03
      @RWilmot03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@joekurtz8303 or Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😉

    • @lynx4300
      @lynx4300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as an aussie pretty much

    • @deathybrs
      @deathybrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Part Irish/Part Scottish - didn't y'all just describe an Aussie's heritage to a T?

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    "why would you drink and drive"
    "i was goin to Sydney"
    Legend

  • @1AmGroot
    @1AmGroot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3953

    I love how the person getting tested is as shocked as the officer at the results

    • @wojtas2524
      @wojtas2524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      he faked being shocked, he didn't drink from the bottle, he just used it as a disguise

    • @miscellaneousz2681
      @miscellaneousz2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wojtas2524 Disguise from wha?

    • @wojtas2524
      @wojtas2524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@miscellaneousz2681 disguise from harder drugs he surely took (meth most likely)

    • @wojtas2524
      @wojtas2524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Anton Dales I'm actually surprised that it wasn't the whole plot and the guy wasn't checked for drugs

    • @seedor9797
      @seedor9797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@wojtas2524 How can a cop be this naive?

  • @dandan6819
    @dandan6819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    “Why would you drink and drive?”
    “I’m on my way to Sydney”

  • @Chopper650
    @Chopper650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5004

    Cop: "why drive with an open bottle of liquor "
    Driver: "Its not going to intoxicate me"
    Cop: "how do you know"
    Blows 0.00

    • @grbgeslnger24
      @grbgeslnger24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      🤣

    • @joemartinezjr828
      @joemartinezjr828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha

    • @andrewclarke6918
      @andrewclarke6918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      God forbid someone takes an amphetamine (makes them more alert and focused) while driving while testing negative for alcohol (makes you less alert and focused). So fucking stupid! ALL DRUGS ARENT THE SAME! So why are they all treated the same??? Because of $$$$$$$$$

    • @JamesonX
      @JamesonX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@andrewclarke6918 how about just don’t drink OR do drugs while driving

    • @andrewclarke6918
      @andrewclarke6918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JamesonX so you’d rather him fall asleep behind the wheel right?

  • @bobdavid01
    @bobdavid01 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Insane play. Covered he was on drugs by pretending he was drinking and driving

  • @dh4767
    @dh4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5590

    why tf did they make the breathalyzer results look like a Mario Kart item

    • @acorr14
      @acorr14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Aussies all have gambling and drinking problems. Watching alcoholics play slot machines for their license makes us feel national pride.

    • @johnjeral3951
      @johnjeral3951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn copying top comment how desperate are some people man

    • @CivilizedWasteland
      @CivilizedWasteland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @bbbildhuu
      @bbbildhuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@acorr14 lmaooo

    • @Tremori_A
      @Tremori_A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@johnjeral3951 imagine being desperate enough to call it out

  • @randomprimary
    @randomprimary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6638

    Plot Twist: He's so high he can't tell that it's non-alcoholic.

    • @heyb6268
      @heyb6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Best comment I’ve seen in awhile

    • @rajastylez
      @rajastylez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Surely the officers would have noticed that.

    • @maxfmfdm
      @maxfmfdm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      LOL the people at the country club might just feed him non-alcoholic drinks. When he's already shitblasted on meth he can't tell.

    • @obamalastname8489
      @obamalastname8489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/w-d-xo.html

    • @benmorrell2920
      @benmorrell2920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Puts tea in a booze bottle lol no alcohol in it lol

  • @JustWhyFFS
    @JustWhyFFS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    "Do you have a drinking problem?" No, he's great at it.

    • @onealmr
      @onealmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LOLOL

    • @VanillaMidgetSSBM
      @VanillaMidgetSSBM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's not a problem..
      He's got it figured out.

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Do you have a drinking problem?"
      "Yeah, you've got me bottle, mate."

    • @jeffloss18
      @jeffloss18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Looks like a drinking solution

    • @theexilegod611
      @theexilegod611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oi, no problem mate. That just me thee chuckles really..

  • @happythepanda9954
    @happythepanda9954 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    5:18, the way they cut to him doing that right after the officer saying he might be on the influence always gets me. 😂😂😂

  • @memeju1ce
    @memeju1ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2762

    “why would you drink and drive”
    well officer, he blew 0

    • @FG-vp6id
      @FG-vp6id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      cheers i'll drink to that bro
      *kisses profile picture*

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Either it's fake/ staged, or something is wrong with the device.

    • @caydencurtiss7418
      @caydencurtiss7418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@oliveryt7168 they did it again with a different device also he may have a condition that makes him process alcohol much faster than normal

    • @lilbean5955
      @lilbean5955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i think he's on drugs, look at his eyes

    • @Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi
      @Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@lilbean5955 Does it matter if he can think straight and move normal?

  • @eatonkuntz
    @eatonkuntz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    "Do you have a drinking problem?"
    "Yeah no matter how much I have, I can never get drunk! It's terrible!"

    • @jomon324
      @jomon324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Not even memeing, my grandfather couldn't absorb alcohol. It's apparently a semi-rare genetic anomaly.

    • @jhosright_Motscoud
      @jhosright_Motscoud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@jomon324 that sucks. Then it really is just fire water.

    • @arthurat7809
      @arthurat7809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jhosright_Motscoud fire water hahahaha

    • @Nasher1805
      @Nasher1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jomon324 so does that mean he couldn't even die because of alcohol poisoning?

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Nasher1805 Even too much water can kill someone, so if he drank enough anything he’d likely die. I am curious about the “not absorbing” thing. Does it just not effect his gaba receptors? Does the liver process it too quickly? Blood tests show it but no impairment? It’s got to go out through the kidneys unless he is pooping straight liquor one would think. Interesting either way. I had a friend with a similar condition where opioids would not work on him, both a blessing and a curse.

  • @mantis_toboggan_md
    @mantis_toboggan_md 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    "It's not going to intoxicate me."
    "How do you know?"
    "Ask the machine."

    • @williamgoeres138
      @williamgoeres138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HOLY SHIT, BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!!!!

    • @burntrubberballs
      @burntrubberballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is an alien

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@burntrubberballs from Drinkton/Drunkton.

    • @Likethetacosauce
      @Likethetacosauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing!!😅

    • @adumbchicken8022
      @adumbchicken8022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@burntrubberballs He aint an alien, he's a red blooded aussie thats what he is

  • @MathiasScott
    @MathiasScott 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    He likely had the open bottle as cover to hide the fact he was high

  • @luckerowl8990
    @luckerowl8990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10292

    "have you had any other illicit substances?"
    "nah mate I gotta drive back home"
    perfectly reasonable give the circumstances

    • @peeldumpz26
      @peeldumpz26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I get it too, he’s like I can’t do that shit I gotta go home to see people

    • @peeldumpz26
      @peeldumpz26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Just Chilling Daniel are you stupid, read it again

    • @ChrisD__
      @ChrisD__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The drugs are at his house

    • @peeldumpz26
      @peeldumpz26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ChrisD__ the point of what I said is hes probably hiding the fact he does drugs from a significantly other considering he does have a daughter, why he was like I can’t do drugs I gotta get home

    • @ChrisD__
      @ChrisD__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peeldumpz26 Oh shit that's dark, not at all what I was thinking. I thought he was just being purposely vague and maliciously compliant.

  • @Brandonnn9164
    @Brandonnn9164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

    His friends have a big joke giving him tea all these years and watching him act drunk

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Non-alcoholic bourbon.

    • @darthmusturd9526
      @darthmusturd9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The placebo effect is real

    • @ghostbombl8034
      @ghostbombl8034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@darthmusturd9526
      Yes.i agree I think that bottle has been bunked lol.If he gets drunk everyday for many yrs the mind,body starts to adjust and learn those drunk feelings so it triggers collective subconscious memory a politoeffect since he used to probably feeling drunk when he not lol.The subconscious lies to use every second to keep us alive and interact to the world or we will be to busy consciously trying to keep our lungs or heart pumping than go to work and make a living.same on our eyes.we never see the final results consciously on what our eyes see we can only see on what our subconscious shows after most our eyes recived and process throught our brain and sent to our subconscious so the subconscious can add false colors that it uses with our three color cones beside rods for night vision so our subconscious can creat any illusion that we want and keep us happy since we can only see half truth in front of us physically.

    • @quad55555
      @quad55555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ghostbombl8034 if our brains would allow it, we could see so much more, our subconscious blocks what the brain can't handle.. that is why different people come to different conclusions after seeing the same event

    • @darthmusturd9526
      @darthmusturd9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghostbombl8034 yup

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87430

    Plot Twist: When you're a methhead drinking your own meth-infused urine and having to tell a cop you're drinking alcohol while driving is a better option.

    • @Propth27373
      @Propth27373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

      Oh hey

    • @piemasta93
      @piemasta93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

      Dude I just busted out laughing omg like legit LOL

    • @savxd
      @savxd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@Propth27373 good morning

    • @myhackedxbox
      @myhackedxbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

      47 min old comment on a 2 year old video and it already has 290 likes
      😂

    • @Lamazed
      @Lamazed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Not all of us are like him

  • @sirultim8643
    @sirultim8643 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would trust this man in the road

  • @CoralPolyps
    @CoralPolyps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8041

    "It's not gonna intoxicate me"
    "How do you know?"
    "Mate I just blew a flat 0 the fuck you mean?"

    • @prod_by_lukxn
      @prod_by_lukxn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheTommo1986
      @TheTommo1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That’s funny

    • @yasharostad
      @yasharostad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahahahahah

    • @gabemerritt3139
      @gabemerritt3139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Honestly it's the proper response

    • @fusion4627
      @fusion4627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Big ol’ wank he is right that😭

  • @BOMBON187
    @BOMBON187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5478

    His alcohol level may be 0.0 but his coke level is over 9000!

    • @vincent782
      @vincent782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That’s crank dog he tweakin

    • @Mdmelastrange
      @Mdmelastrange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      OVER 9000!?

    • @mattm8689
      @mattm8689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucky SOB. If happens sometimes.

    • @Wi11iam69
      @Wi11iam69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vincent782 dude what?😂

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The guy was fine... You try driving in complete darkness,,Then have all these bright lights shined in your face...You would Act disoriented to

  • @RedHeadForester
    @RedHeadForester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    "Hopefully he's learned from it"
    Well, now he knows he *can* drink and drive!

    • @airlebron7467
      @airlebron7467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🤣🤣 these comments are killing me

    • @arsenalfanatic09
      @arsenalfanatic09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's learned it costs 300 bucks and half a bottle of liquor

    • @enkininhursag4728
      @enkininhursag4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

    • @madsnoop7
      @madsnoop7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liver: get em captain
      Bottle of woodstock :its over 9000!!!

    • @hypocriticalnihilist645
      @hypocriticalnihilist645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, if it's cool for him to have the bottle as long as it's empty, next time he can just polish off the bottle before the stopping for the cops.

  • @kingofswordz2865
    @kingofswordz2865 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This guys liver was working overtime when he saw the cops

  • @alexarmstrong5189
    @alexarmstrong5189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13745

    "Thought I'd have a bourbon on my way to sydney" fucking legend.

    • @staciehenderson6982
      @staciehenderson6982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      I love that he seems genuinely surprised that drinking while driving isn't allowed, even if you stay under the limit. Lol So drunk driving is bad but driving with a bit of a buzz is....kinda ok... 😆

    • @musskeeterbump
      @musskeeterbump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Classy guy 😂

    • @zebatov
      @zebatov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      _A_ bourbon...

    • @alexcagg
      @alexcagg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@staciehenderson6982 I mean... drinking while driving is only illegal to prevent people from getting drunk while they drive, but logically there shouldn't be anything wrong with drinking while driving as long as you never exceed the legal blood alcohol limit.
      If I sip a beer in my car while driving. 1 sip and no more, that's illegal. But if I sip a beer put it down, get in my car and drive 3 hours having never drunk anymore it's not illegal, so the spirit of the law then is there to protect people from themselves.

    • @Orincaby
      @Orincaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexolson9680 davver bErBYnnE on the wayter sYDNay

  • @lionelhutz-attorneyatlaw4443
    @lionelhutz-attorneyatlaw4443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    "Cops hate him! See how he can drink as much he wants with this one, weird trick".

    • @Amplified435
      @Amplified435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Underrated comment is underrated.

    • @peamutbubber
      @peamutbubber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bankers hate him! See how he keeps making MILLIONS with this one trick!

    • @MsElizaRae
      @MsElizaRae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @anisah8546
      @anisah8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment will reach 1k likes by the end of today

    • @accoun
      @accoun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      700th like

  • @thy7917
    @thy7917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3798

    moral of the story: Drink and don't get drunk

  • @kneesrape84
    @kneesrape84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4238

    Officer Scott Morrison seems a bit confused

  • @Ynox54321
    @Ynox54321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6468

    Plot twist: He actually had 10.00 RBT, but the device is not designed to display that decimal place

    • @Purzify
      @Purzify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Lmao but it would be red tho

    • @Ynox54321
      @Ynox54321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@Purzify Shhhh, don't ruin it

    • @fatdydnkn
      @fatdydnkn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      this only possible in poland

    • @Purzify
      @Purzify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Ynox54321 okay

    • @Ynox54321
      @Ynox54321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Purzify thx :)

  • @GregSereda
    @GregSereda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8843

    Do you have a drinking problem?
    Nope. I could drink all I want. No problem.

    • @No__Vanity
      @No__Vanity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thats the most boomer joke ever

    • @wyatts.4513
      @wyatts.4513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@No__Vanity its not a boomer joke you just don't have a since of humor

    • @morrisw4284
      @morrisw4284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@wyatts.4513 your sense of humor is not a universal standard.

    • @WillCheadle
      @WillCheadle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@morrisw4284 your point being?

    • @marvinzimmerman1878
      @marvinzimmerman1878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@No__Vanity people who still say boomer are boomers

  • @PCproffesorx
    @PCproffesorx 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    He was so zooted he doesn't even know where that half a bottle came from, he just assumed he must have drank it.

  • @TwoTwoFourSix
    @TwoTwoFourSix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    He’s got the official evidence to call himself a heavy weight

    • @TheRealSamPreece
      @TheRealSamPreece 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Probably the only drug where people are actually proud of being able to resist its affects.

    • @OKANGUVEN99
      @OKANGUVEN99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@TheRealSamPreece Just another way of saying "I must abuse my body and my wallet more than you for the same effect"

    • @frog403
      @frog403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Think about this normally someone could take a couple shots of that and be intoxicated, this man was drinking it like it was fruit punch and has no trace of it in his system. There is no doubt in my mind that he wasn’t a former spy or current spy

    • @rez1k199
      @rez1k199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Behz

    • @philippe8160
      @philippe8160 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like a God.

  • @LifeAccordingToMatt
    @LifeAccordingToMatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    Meanwhile his partner with 500kg of coke drove straight past. Well played bald man.

    • @NickDankstein
      @NickDankstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yup, just cruising around town with half a ton of cocaine in the back.

    • @iyedbouazdia3594
      @iyedbouazdia3594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Like seriously, I live near international border and we often hear about the customs catching big quantities of drugs but everyone knows the actual big stuff is going right under their noses

    • @obowurx6625
      @obowurx6625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This!

    • @marioga90
      @marioga90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They do something similar in the Mexico/ American border. They try to bring in large amounts of illegal baloney while the car carrying the drugs drives past while their busy.

    • @adisjamak5825
      @adisjamak5825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@iyedbouazdia3594 lollll right under their noses wink wink

  • @colincondit6434
    @colincondit6434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3035

    “They say I got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all”

    • @tcascar578
      @tcascar578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No one north of Georgia understands

    • @TartarianTopG
      @TartarianTopG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @kelbymcfadden2877
      @kelbymcfadden2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tcascar578 as an Ohioan I understand but I’m one of the few

    • @suspiciosovincenten6849
      @suspiciosovincenten6849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tcascar578 Michigan, and I understand

    • @Thorepedersen
      @Thorepedersen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just listened to this song

  • @badbichdb
    @badbichdb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was cheering for this man the entire time. The third breathalyzer I was so skiffed

  • @marcoantoniogalindolucches8085
    @marcoantoniogalindolucches8085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1901

    Well well, seems like Florida Man has some serious competition here.