I love these types of shows. The ones that could take 3 minutes to play out, but they find a way to cram 6 commercial breaks, replay the same segments over and over, and reiterate exactly what we just heard and saw the people on camera do.
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Hear me out. If you can legally drive at say, .04 or even .07 (technically can get a DUI in many US states under .08 if you show signs of impairment), what's wrong with swapping out a soda or water for a beer if you never go over .02? Seems stupid to me. Sure, some people will abuse it and drive drunk... but wouldn't they anyway?
"Theres a possibility he might've been under the influence of something else" *Immediately cuts back to the driver erratically looking around with his eyes glued open and grinding his teeth*
@@sebastianreves420 That's not how that works at all.. it measures the alcohol you exhale through your lungs as your body's metabolizing it, not the alcohol content in your spit. Lmao.. it's called breathalyzer for a reason. That being said, he definitely looks like a fan of the booger sugar. Might be a steep hypothesis, but perhaps he had so much coke that every bit of alcohol in his liver got converted to cocaethylene resulting in the .000. That's why you coke dudes love to drink while on it. Alcohol actually converts the cocaine into a more potent version in your body. Check the wikipedia article on Cocaethylene and its metabolism. Pretty interesting imo.
With TV anyone can tune in anytime without any idea of what’s going on. So they have a recap every minute, they can’t just tell the audience to scroll back
@@anyconsolegamer8461Put some of it down to interstate rivalry and you are getting close. Perhaps similar to the cometitiveness of the Super Bowl but keeps simmering all year.
@@6timesbabyyy996 I would like to believe that but I feel like it was a cover story and that he faked shock to try to sell it. His eyes were buggin like he was on something.
Dude rolled a natural 100 on luck and speech, admitted to cops he was drinking, even had a open bottle, still managed to fool the breathalyser and get away
The meth on the other hand had this man tweeked out. The cop just wasn't experienced enough to understand the signs he was seeing, but he clearly saw something was off.
@@leviwebb5810 no you get arrested for either breaking the law or the cop themselves being a bad cop. being honest is the best course of action nearly all of the time.
@@hhjhj393 well, no offense to those people, but when you drink that much something bad is bound to happen. Don't drink like crazy and you won't hurt or kill your body
@@joshplayzgamezz alcoholics fail alcohol tests like any others. the only difference is that they will show less signs of intoxication than other people at the same blood alcohol level.
He's mastered the technique of not allowing alcohol to enter his breath... He's next level Aussie. Also can act well enough to pass the balance checks, absolute rippa of a legend.
In the Netherlands it isn't illegal to drink while driving you might get some looks but as long if you are under the limit it is no problem. Same for Belgium
not a good strategy since there gonna check the vehicle for different substances...at least here in America there's no way this guy would've gotten off
@@B-RaDD yup in America we only think we are free, we are not, an American would have went to jail even if 10 breath tests came up 0.00 and a Needle from the ER showed negative. The police in America told to take anyone they can to jail even if no reason. All they say is 'sir or mam your now under arrest for resisting arrest, citizen: wait, do i not have to be under arrest first to be then resisting arrest? Cop: nope all i have to say is 'your resisting arrest and i can take you, now that your questioning my authority, its combative and now you just assaulted me and im adding the charge of assaulting a peace officer while exercising my action to arrest you for resisting. That is how free we are in America, Freedom the biggest lie ever brainwashed into us in Public schools.
“You can’t drink and drive..” “Uh officer, the man has half a bottle of bourbon in him and blew a 0.00...if anyone can do it, I think he can manage it..”
@Offensive man dude it was a joke a word play on what you said and your name LMAO btw i didn't onow the word nega before didn't actually know what it means thanks for the explanation
@bilbo bagginses The ability of these fixtures to trap alcohol in the mouth can cause a falsely ELEVATED reading that will be used to wrongly convict a driver for having a breath alcohol reading (BAC) over the legal limit. not the other way around.
Plot Twist: When you're a methhead drinking your own meth-infused urine and having to tell a cop you're drinking alcohol while driving is a better option.
Averagegamer 16 and @ everyone - it’s someones shitty song. Listened to 5 seconds and left. Dude, if you wanna advertise, be straightforward. Being misleading will make people hate you, as you can tell by your dislike - added one myself, and I encourage others to as well. Pissed bc I was curious how that worked :(
plot twist, he didnt blow a 0.000, he blew a 1.000. the breathalyzer just doesnt show it hahah i don’t even remember commenting this, thanks for 4k likes
@@ChrisD__ the point of what I said is hes probably hiding the fact he does drugs from a significantly other considering he does have a daughter, why he was like I can’t do drugs I gotta get home
Money and Family Ent. Pretty sad when you gotta lie to get views on your music lmfao, you just going to get dislikes and possible reports, makes absolutely no sense
@@Nasher1805 Even too much water can kill someone, so if he drank enough anything he’d likely die. I am curious about the “not absorbing” thing. Does it just not effect his gaba receptors? Does the liver process it too quickly? Blood tests show it but no impairment? It’s got to go out through the kidneys unless he is pooping straight liquor one would think. Interesting either way. I had a friend with a similar condition where opioids would not work on him, both a blessing and a curse.
He was actually a perfect gentleman. He was honest (too honest!), did what he was told, didn't swear or argue. He even said to the cop as he walked away, "Nice to meet you Andrew, wish it could've been under better circumstances." What a legend.
@@PurpleLightning6was9 awww such a big gang. im living in an area where people like you voted em to have less money and power. its an absolute shit show, thanks. i dont blame em for not wanting to protect your asses anymore. if you think a militia will be better on you guess again LOL they will be even more tough on you. We will need em once the cops fall out
@@darthmusturd9526 Yes.i agree I think that bottle has been bunked lol.If he gets drunk everyday for many yrs the mind,body starts to adjust and learn those drunk feelings so it triggers collective subconscious memory a politoeffect since he used to probably feeling drunk when he not lol.The subconscious lies to use every second to keep us alive and interact to the world or we will be to busy consciously trying to keep our lungs or heart pumping than go to work and make a living.same on our eyes.we never see the final results consciously on what our eyes see we can only see on what our subconscious shows after most our eyes recived and process throught our brain and sent to our subconscious so the subconscious can add false colors that it uses with our three color cones beside rods for night vision so our subconscious can creat any illusion that we want and keep us happy since we can only see half truth in front of us physically.
@@ghostbombl8034 if our brains would allow it, we could see so much more, our subconscious blocks what the brain can't handle.. that is why different people come to different conclusions after seeing the same event
I love that he seems genuinely surprised that drinking while driving isn't allowed, even if you stay under the limit. Lol So drunk driving is bad but driving with a bit of a buzz is....kinda ok... 😆
@@staciehenderson6982 I mean... drinking while driving is only illegal to prevent people from getting drunk while they drive, but logically there shouldn't be anything wrong with drinking while driving as long as you never exceed the legal blood alcohol limit. If I sip a beer in my car while driving. 1 sip and no more, that's illegal. But if I sip a beer put it down, get in my car and drive 3 hours having never drunk anymore it's not illegal, so the spirit of the law then is there to protect people from themselves.
God forbid someone takes an amphetamine (makes them more alert and focused) while driving while testing negative for alcohol (makes you less alert and focused). So fucking stupid! ALL DRUGS ARENT THE SAME! So why are they all treated the same??? Because of $$$$$$$$$
Like seriously, I live near international border and we often hear about the customs catching big quantities of drugs but everyone knows the actual big stuff is going right under their noses
They do something similar in the Mexico/ American border. They try to bring in large amounts of illegal baloney while the car carrying the drugs drives past while their busy.
Police: “Hopefully he’s learned from it”. Only thing that guy has learnt is that he can blow 0.00 on the breathalyzer while intoxicated. A rare gift lmao.
"Officer Gilmore is clearly not impressed."
I think he was impressed.
Can see a true blue when he spots it
Even the device was impressed. Damien was impressed
Lmao
The meter even was spazzing out
Heheheheheeheheh me too.
Officer: "Any drugs or alcohol tonight?"
Driver: "No thanks, I'm all set."
Ha ha ha!
😂 yea imagine if he even made a citizen's arrest and arrested the officers for being dirty cops offering him drugs 😂
Very nice
Guy comes back: Officer on second thought Id like to start a tab on some Crispy Kremes
Lol
The breathalyzer was set to measure the blood levels in his alcohol system.
I just got the joke lol
Lol
I had to reread that
nice LMAO
XD !
Really smart way to hide you are absolutely coked out of your mind. Just pretend that you are drunk while you are high... what a G.
This shit aint nothing to him, man.
Most precise comment
IKR hahha legend!!!
Yeh, my man's was geeked out of his mind on something. You see those eyes? Is meth a thing in Australia?
@@daddee-zh2oy it is everywhere man, doesn't need to be smuggled in. It's most likely pills here though, probably opiates mixed with something else
"It won't intoxicate me", this man has reached peak alcohol tolerance.
His liver is 100% efficient
he never drank a sip from that xD 😆
@@androcarot9288 It was just Cola and no Bourbon, lol
Russian genes. My dad is the same and so am I. I have drank half a bottle of tequila and not felt a thing.
@@Der.Preusse like the guy in To Kill a Mockingbird.
“Hope he learned a lesson”
Learnt he’s immune to breathalysers and is able to drink drive.
paid 300$ tho
@@ohfairbanks844 Ah it's in AUD though, so it's like 10USD.
@@deltaneutral2783 lol 300 aud is 230.62 us dollars
All he learned is don't tell the cops you have liqour inside your paper bag, or you'll get fined
@@Bluedream144 calm down mate its a joke
The day Wallace discovered he had a super power.
I love your channel!
I want his superpower
Oh, hey Holy Koolaid! I guess the supernatural is real after all huh? Better delete your channel! (JK, I love your work)
What are you doing here?
It’s Damien !!
I love these types of shows. The ones that could take 3 minutes to play out, but they find a way to cram 6 commercial breaks, replay the same segments over and over, and reiterate exactly what we just heard and saw the people on camera do.
It's the Mitchell and Webb gift shop sketch
They do this cuz ppl can tune in at anytime and they want to know what’s going on, which of course is irritating for regular viewers
@@connorl9546 I'm looking for a gift for my aunt
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@@JamesHerman-u3y Doesn't change the pacing of the show itself.
He was so high, he forgot to drink.
LMAO
case solved
Hahaha 😂🤣
guy was just tired
LOL
Policeman: “Why would you drink and drive?”
Wallace: “because I’m going to Sydney.”
That's says it all
Why is everyone such a smart ass
Checks out if you ask me. Sydney is fucked you'd want to be under the influence of something to deal with that place.
Yes, thank you for writing something that they said on the video, very original.
@@elkdzn513 Thanks for being a douche, very original.
this is literally the most sober drunk man ever.
He's on meth lol he's not sober 😂
@@Billy-wg9pz then that is the lowest high I've ever seen
@@Billy-wg9pz Or maybe simply nervous! There is cameras around him or it could be fake!
He wasn't drunk or anything. He's a boss.
@@johnclayton4946 this isn't the actual situation, it's a reenactment.
He was so zooted he doesn't even know where that half a bottle came from, he just assumed he must have drank it.
Yes exactly that open bottle could be from 3 days ago untouched since then ahahaha
"it's not gonna intoxicate me"
"How do you know?"
*Stares in 0.000*
He wasnt wrong lol
Hahaha 🤣
Hear me out. If you can legally drive at say, .04 or even .07 (technically can get a DUI in many US states under .08 if you show signs of impairment), what's wrong with swapping out a soda or water for a beer if you never go over .02? Seems stupid to me. Sure, some people will abuse it and drive drunk... but wouldn't they anyway?
😂😂😂
@@nonya7954 Well then you'd get the temptation to drink another one. Besides it's pretty stupid to drink anything whilst driving anyway.
_"It's not going to intoxicate me"_ - I mean, he's not wrong. Apparently.
He knows his limits I guess lol
so the man have got a black hole in his throat.
Must be irish lol
Bloody legend
when you use the wrong formula but get the correct answer
This man doesn't have a drinking problem, he's clearly found the solution.
An alcoholic solution.
Lol 🤣
Hahahaha underrated comment
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If I were a year younger I wouldn’t get the song reference
"Theres a possibility he might've been under the influence of something else" *Immediately cuts back to the driver erratically looking around with his eyes glued open and grinding his teeth*
Lol me asf on blow ahahaha
Yeah blow dry the mouth hence he can blow 0 no spit for it to test 😂
@@sebastianreves420 That's not how that works at all.. it measures the alcohol you exhale through your lungs as your body's metabolizing it, not the alcohol content in your spit. Lmao.. it's called breathalyzer for a reason.
That being said, he definitely looks like a fan of the booger sugar. Might be a steep hypothesis, but perhaps he had so much coke that every bit of alcohol in his liver got converted to cocaethylene resulting in the .000. That's why you coke dudes love to drink while on it. Alcohol actually converts the cocaine into a more potent version in your body. Check the wikipedia article on Cocaethylene and its metabolism. Pretty interesting imo.
@@al_kaloidor the dude was just fuckin' with em'
There's*
"It's not gonna intoxicate me."
"How do you know?" he asks the man who just blew a 0.00.
that's results oriented thinking
@@regular_ian did u learn that term in school today?
@@antdav3699 I did not learn that term in school. I'm not even sure which class would teach it. Why do you ask?
Chad
He asked how do you know, not is it, idiot.
"Do you have a drinking problem?"
"Yes... I drink and I don't get drunk"
a good problem to have
Bahaha. Good laugh for the night
@@patw.6567 not if you’re an alcoholic
Great comment
"Nah I've pretty much got it figured out"
He doesn’t have a drinking problem. Rather, he’s got no problem drinking.
arizona zevras - "drinking problem"
Shoulda added the “ at all “ part at the end
🤣
beautifully said
I’m getting this framed 😂
I forgot how painful it is to watch live telly with so many recaps and dramatic editing
With TV anyone can tune in anytime without any idea of what’s going on. So they have a recap every minute, they can’t just tell the audience to scroll back
the problem is that the people thqt then get recapped get a shit experience@@haley746
TELLEY
Telley 🍵🫖🍞🧥 🧐
“Why would you drink and drive”.
-“Because I am going to Sydney”.
What more reason do you need?
Lmaoooo
As an American, what's wrong with driving to sidney?
@@anyconsolegamer8461 because some people think sydney is unpleasant lol
@@anyconsolegamer8461Put some of it down to interstate rivalry and you are getting close. Perhaps similar to the cometitiveness of the Super Bowl but keeps simmering all year.
I thought he just meant it was a long drive, which is still funny
“Hopefully he’s learned from it “
Guy: wow I can pass alcohol tests
Hahahahaha
lmfao
Note to self: Just take the test, they'll take my bottle if I show it...
Note to self: hide the bottle _before_ the police pull me over.
Note to self: Drink and hold a Coke bottle when they pull you over
I like how he's just as confused as the officer.
i know hahahahahaha
No way was it a cover story. Bloke couldn't process it himself lmao
@@6timesbabyyy996 I would like to believe that but I feel like it was a cover story and that he faked shock to try to sell it. His eyes were buggin like he was on something.
@@MrBradshawbenjamin ecstasy
@@6timesbabyyy996 the fact that you use the word bloke makes me believe humanity still has good people
"It's not gonna intoxicate me"
"How do you know"
"just blew a 0.000 mate"
Gotta love empirical data
XD
He bent matrix to his will
Dude rolled a natural 100 on luck and speech, admitted to cops he was drinking, even had a open bottle, still managed to fool the breathalyser and get away
He wasn’t drinking. He was whacked on meth and said he was drinking because he knew he looked fucked up.
@@user-ui5kq7xb1w crikey you’re probably right
@@user-ui5kq7xb1w By the gods...
@@user-kg6lf1op2l What the Fuck
O
"It's not going to intoxicate me?"
"How do you know?"
"Because I drove through a DUI checkpoint and tested the results."
Guy literally knew it was not going to intoxicate him
most sober drunk man ever
I think he faked it just for jokes and was upset he got a fine
Lol the comments on this video are always worth returning here to read
@@deltaduel7942 He may just be high and hiding the drugs with a fake drunk driving story. Not a bad cover up if he’s trafficking
First thought he was mad drunk, then realised he was just speaking Australian.
Australian isn’t a language
Congrats, y'all don't get the joke
@Random TH-camr Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase "Steamed Hams" before
@@delete147user fucking pisses me off dude
@OG spooky You stupid boy. What do the aborigines in Australia speak then? English??
They accidentally used the breathlyzer they save for rich people.
😭
Twice?
What
I thought they use those in america
best comment I have ever read
“Why would you drink and drive?”
“I’m going to Sydney”
Good reason
Australian for ya 😂😂😂
"Fair enough mate have a nice day it's tough down there"
Sydney would make any man drink his life away
Understable have a good day
Lol
"You can't drink and drive..."
Well, clearly he can actually.
LMAO
Not that meaning, means under by the law.
@@無題6376 funny 😂
Yeah, he can... until he runs someone over, or straight into a tree or ditch.
Stupid comment, humour level 0.01/10
@@無題6376 lol straight over ur head.
This guy is the only guy in the world to continue driving even after being caught and owning up to drinking and driving
His tolerance is max level
@@byronwolf8692 That's not how tolerance works, if he had high tolerance he'd still blow above 0.000.
@@TwoTreesStudio it was a joke
The U.K. is a laughing stock. This wouldn’t happen like anywhere else in the entire world. Especially not in the U.S. 🙄
@@bobjones9963 just cause we got joke man bojo in charge doesn't mean you should insult the whole UK. England's a laughing stock rn tho
He has the appearance and demeanour of a 50-year-old high-as-a-kite version of when Superwog acts as an uptight lady
LMAO true
this made me chuckle
I wish this guy is in GTA6 and is Trevor's accomplice
@@Janawhitej1 haha yes that would be perfect
i almost shat my pants reading this
“It’s not gonna intoxicate me”
“How do you know?”
“It fuckin didn’t”
😂😂
You're meter said so hahaha
1492 ? hal yeah sibeerjä ?
The meth on the other hand had this man tweeked out. The cop just wasn't experienced enough to understand the signs he was seeing, but he clearly saw something was off.
In SA it's legal to drink alcohol and drive as long as you are under the limit. Should be like that every where.
Never seen a guy trying to get himself arrested so hard
@dabgod that’s how you get arrested...
@@leviwebb5810 lie to the police, got it
@@leviwebb5810 and lying to the police increases your consequences.
@@leviwebb5810 no you get arrested for either breaking the law or the cop themselves being a bad cop. being honest is the best course of action nearly all of the time.
@@leviwebb5810 no, thats how you get arrested in America. Get it right.
As soon as he was pulled over, this man’s liver was like “You just say whatever, I got us bro”
Nah he was just like “I’m gonna do something, go along with it.”
He is just a true true alcoholic, body is in overdrive working like liver over overtime.
Strongest organ in this dudes body
@@hhjhj393 well, no offense to those people, but when you drink that much something bad is bound to happen.
Don't drink like crazy and you won't hurt or kill your body
That's fucking it!! This man is the real Venom symbiote and he can digest alcohol x10 faster
@@joshplayzgamezz alcoholics fail alcohol tests like any others. the only difference is that they will show less signs of intoxication than other people at the same blood alcohol level.
And then he continues on to deliver his package of 12kg of coke and 4000 pills
@BraydenBomb2006You are uneducated
@BraydenBomb2006 No it isn't.
He doesn’t have any coke to deliver, he used it all himself
@BraydenBomb2006 victims are the ones who do pills and their faimlies :D
Its 50% victimless@MBKill3rCat
Australian cops sound like the "im not angry but just disappointed" type of parents.
@Enviroscape Sounds lol you should meet American cops then
@Enviroscape Sounds lol no.. it's because a condescending tone is the least of my worries when it comes to American cops
Nah they’re just white supremacists
@@CoyotitoLaPaz huh you make no sense.
@@CoyotitoLaPaz na he still had to pay fine
"It's not going to intoxicated me"
"Well how do you know?"
Well considering he blew .000, seems like he does know
Thats a bottle of straight adrenochrome
Beat me to it 😂
@@leeroyjenkins3474 what's that?
@@jodiauld6507 a conspiracy about a made up substance
Just googled that Woodstock stuff. 4.8% and he'd had about half. So maybe 1 unit. Well within uk limits to drive
“Hopefully he’s learnt from it” Yeah, learnt that he can drink and drive.
still paid 300 eur for it lmao, quite an expesive drink
@@mendoeke I mean, seems like it was well worth it
@@Jerry_F maybe its cause im not rich but 300 eur for half a bottle sounds like a shit deal
@@mendoeke It's not just the drink, if isn't police he could have never discover the superpower k
@@mendoeke wait 461.69 CAD??
“Any other substances this evening?”
👁️👁️ “NOPE”
😂😂😂
“Have a good day officer-I mean Goodnight sir” 😂
police dont realize that he's the main character.
He has plot armor
🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahahaha
HES THE PROTAGONIST😭😭😭
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He's mastered the technique of not allowing alcohol to enter his breath... He's next level Aussie. Also can act well enough to pass the balance checks, absolute rippa of a legend.
Can he teach my dad that technique?
What is a rippa though?
@@TheTyphoon365 rippa short of ripper, essentially means extremely awesome
It's the Adderall lmao
All ya have to do is blow while creating pressure back on your lungs and the vapour stays down.
"It's not gonna intoxicate me."
"How do you know?"
*"Well I did just blow a zero on the breathalyzer"*
“Twice”
:D :D Yeah brilliant. when he blew zero on the second machine it was game over xD
Did I??? Lol
@@McJealous r/whoost
Twice
This man doesn't have a drinking problem, he has a drinking solution.
Should have been his answer to the cop’s question
I love how the person getting tested is as shocked as the officer at the results
he faked being shocked, he didn't drink from the bottle, he just used it as a disguise
@@wojtas2524 Disguise from wha?
@@miscellaneousz2681 disguise from harder drugs he surely took (meth most likely)
@Anton Dales I'm actually surprised that it wasn't the whole plot and the guy wasn't checked for drugs
@@wojtas2524 How can a cop be this naive?
I love how he actually seems disappointed to be blowing 0 lmfao
Same! He's like: "But I drink so much wtf I'm disappointed!😞"
He probably did a bit of cocaine
Alcoholic thing i guess.
I'm not drunk?? What a rip-off!
Lmaooo
He doesn’t have a drinking problem.
Drinking has problem with him.
Well it is Oz... Everything is backwards there 🤣
@@MadScientist267 In Soviet Russia, bourbon drinks you.
You call it a problem I call it a solution
He was probably on speed, had an open bottle to throw them off.
Makes so much sense, this is the most plausible explanation I've seen thus far
“Why would you drink and drive?”
-“Because I am going to Sydney”.
"Oh!. Understandable. You're free to go then."
Sydney is a fucking nightmare to drive into, the roads in aussie land suck compare to our wide, open 'merica roads
Understandable have a great day
@@nymann3852 London roads are bad man, but I haven't been on the road in Germany or France so I don't know
this is how I imagined Australia
Understandable have a great day
Next headline: “Australians have evolved to not be affected by alcohol due to mass consumption”
Only logical explanation
Or hes part 🇨🇮 Irish & just cant help it.
@@joekurtz8303 or Scottish 🏴😉
as an aussie pretty much
Part Irish/Part Scottish - didn't y'all just describe an Aussie's heritage to a T?
“Why would you drink and drive?”
“I’m going to Sydney.”
“Understandable. Have a nice night.”
😆 oh man,
lmaaaooo
Would be better
In the Netherlands it isn't illegal to drink while driving you might get some looks but as long if you are under the limit it is no problem. Same for Belgium
@@architect_kev266 wacht wat
Takes some balls to ask a man who blew a 0.00 if they have a drinking problem.
Driver- Pretends to be alcoholic.
Actually- Has a dead body in a trunk.
reasonable
@@hiltonmhizha4695 haha lol, oh you made me laugh
not a good strategy since there gonna check the vehicle for different substances...at least here in America there's no way this guy would've gotten off
Genius
@@B-RaDD yup in America we only think we are free, we are not, an American would have went to jail even if 10 breath tests came up 0.00 and a Needle from the ER showed negative. The police in America told to take anyone they can to jail even if no reason. All they say is 'sir or mam your now under arrest for resisting arrest, citizen: wait, do i not have to be under arrest first to be then resisting arrest?
Cop: nope all i have to say is 'your resisting arrest and i can take you, now that your questioning my authority, its combative and now you just assaulted me and im adding the charge of assaulting a peace officer while exercising my action to arrest you for resisting.
That is how free we are in America, Freedom the biggest lie ever brainwashed into us in Public schools.
Plot Twist: He's so high he can't tell that it's non-alcoholic.
Best comment I’ve seen in awhile
Surely the officers would have noticed that.
LOL the people at the country club might just feed him non-alcoholic drinks. When he's already shitblasted on meth he can't tell.
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Puts tea in a booze bottle lol no alcohol in it lol
He’s so high that his cover story is being drunk on a bottle of bourbon in the car
LMAO YEAHhh
He isn’t high lol. He look sleep deprived
Well, it worked. I love that he gives him the old school sobriety test. Obviously someone who’s a seasoned vet at smoking meth will ace this.
@@emilevangheem6165 tweakers never sleep wdym he's not high
In my experience, people blow false negatives when they've been doing coke so maybe he actually is on something
Insane play. Covered he was on drugs by pretending he was drinking and driving
“You can’t drink and drive..”
“Uh officer, the man has half a bottle of bourbon in him and blew a 0.00...if anyone can do it, I think he can manage it..”
@Offensive man dude you're bad at what you do you spelled the n word wrong
@@SchizoTheSchizo read his name again smh
@Offensive man dude it was a joke a word play on what you said and your name LMAO btw i didn't onow the word nega before didn't actually know what it means thanks for the explanation
@bilbo bagginses The ability of these fixtures to trap alcohol in the mouth can cause a falsely ELEVATED reading that will be used to wrongly convict a driver for having a breath alcohol reading (BAC) over the legal limit. not the other way around.
bourbon and cola, not bourbon. Far far weaker.
Plot twist:
The liquor store scammed him.
Lmfaooooooooooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This makes so much sense. Like seriously
😂😂😂
Lmao Im fuckin dying underrated comment hahah
Plot Twist: When you're a methhead drinking your own meth-infused urine and having to tell a cop you're drinking alcohol while driving is a better option.
Oh hey
Dude I just busted out laughing omg like legit LOL
@@Propth27373 good morning
47 min old comment on a 2 year old video and it already has 290 likes
😂
Not all of us are like him
I would’ve died if he got in the passenger seat to leave after that whole situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Why would you drink while driving?"
"Well It's not going to intoxicate me."
"How do you know?"
*visible confusion as he just blew a .000*
on the homies mr andersen
Half a bottle of a mixed drink ain't gonna intoxicate someone on uppers. Especially not if he didn't drink a sip of it.
He's just built different. Simply told his body to not be effected
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Breathilizer failed cuz homies built different , this video explains
Averagegamer 16 and @ everyone - it’s someones shitty song. Listened to 5 seconds and left.
Dude, if you wanna advertise, be straightforward. Being misleading will make people hate you, as you can tell by your dislike - added one myself, and I encourage others to as well.
Pissed bc I was curious how that worked :(
"Why would you drink and drive!?"
"I'm going to Sydney"
😂
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Explains why the breathalyzer failed
@@mnfproductions2030 I was expecting an informative video about a possible breathalyzer malfunction not a bad rap advertisement, stop lying
I mean.. fair enough😂😂
@@mnfproductions2030 what crap is that lmao
@@rustyshackleford6069 said no idea what 💩 that is turned it off ASAP
"It's not going to intoxicate me."
"How do you know?"
"Ask the machine."
HOLY SHIT, BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!!!!
He is an alien
@@burntrubberballs from Drinkton/Drunkton.
I was thinking the same thing!!😅
@@burntrubberballs He aint an alien, he's a red blooded aussie thats what he is
plot twist, he didnt blow a 0.000, he blew a 1.000. the breathalyzer just doesnt show it
hahah i don’t even remember commenting this, thanks for 4k likes
He would be dead as a doornail if that were the case 😂
@@disfeed not if hes captain america, cuz alcohol doesnt affect him.
@@demonetizedhistory5806i think captain america is american
I remember an episode where some old guy blew, if I remember correctly, a 2.000 and was 200 times over the limit.
@@Chadicus22apparently the highest ever recorded BAC was 1.480
"are you doing any drugs?"
"im actually driving home"
"he cracked the code"
Fyi you left out the no . "no I've got to drive home" . Please actually listen next time :)
“cracked” exactly
@@joshs.7612 thank god u can read and interpret every word im glad ur smart!
@@joshs.7612 damn bro Harvard just called
@@Randomguy-kn3nv yea they want to let him know that him and his entire future lineage and children are banned from the college after that slow remark
the breathalyser shows .000 - big brain strategy, guy was actually 1.000
10.000
His blood was 100% alcohol
1.0 is moonshine. Blood is not a thing.
@@Condor4R yes that's the joke
@@Condor4R no it's fucking not. 1.000 is one gram of alcohol per 100mL of blood
"have you had any other illicit substances?"
"nah mate I gotta drive back home"
perfectly reasonable give the circumstances
I get it too, he’s like I can’t do that shit I gotta go home to see people
@Just Chilling Daniel are you stupid, read it again
The drugs are at his house
@@ChrisD__ the point of what I said is hes probably hiding the fact he does drugs from a significantly other considering he does have a daughter, why he was like I can’t do drugs I gotta get home
@@peeldumpz26 Oh shit that's dark, not at all what I was thinking. I thought he was just being purposely vague and maliciously compliant.
"why would you drink and drive"
"i was goin to Sydney"
Legend
“Do you have a drinking problem?”
“ Nope. I’ve got it all figured out”
What a perfect response lmao
I AM the liquor
😅The best!!...this is funny!...made me smile!
Bubba J haha
@@nigelpisswater6344 randyy bobandyy
why tf did they make the breathalyzer results look like a Mario Kart item
Aussies all have gambling and drinking problems. Watching alcoholics play slot machines for their license makes us feel national pride.
Damn copying top comment how desperate are some people man
lmao
@@acorr14 lmaooo
@@johnjeral3951 imagine being desperate enough to call it out
“Why would you drink and drive?”
“I’m on my way to Sydney”
Enough of a reason I'd say.
hahahaha...rofl...dead
Just waiting for a mate
Long drive, seems reasonable.
Understandable have a nice day.
I would trust this man in the road
"It's not gonna intoxicate me"
"How do you know?"
"Mate I just blew a flat 0 the fuck you mean?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s funny
Hahahahahahahah
Honestly it's the proper response
Big ol’ wank he is right that😭
“why would you drink and drive”
well officer, he blew 0
cheers i'll drink to that bro
*kisses profile picture*
Either it's fake/ staged, or something is wrong with the device.
@@oliveryt7168 they did it again with a different device also he may have a condition that makes him process alcohol much faster than normal
i think he's on drugs, look at his eyes
@@lilbean5955 Does it matter if he can think straight and move normal?
His alcohol level may be 0.0 but his coke level is over 9000!
That’s crank dog he tweakin
OVER 9000!?
Lucky SOB. If happens sometimes.
@@vincent782 dude what?😂
The guy was fine... You try driving in complete darkness,,Then have all these bright lights shined in your face...You would Act disoriented to
This guy doesn’t have a drinking problem, he has a drinking solution!
“It’s a 0.00 mate. Can’t hold me. I’m goin’ to Sydney, aye.”
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This reveals what happened
@@mnfproductions2030 Bro stfu.
@@mnfproductions2030 woow big play here right ? earned yourself a dislike hope the trick was worth it
Money and Family Ent. Pretty sad when you gotta lie to get views on your music lmfao, you just going to get dislikes and possible reports, makes absolutely no sense
@Devxn *A SHITTY SONG AT THAT*
"Do you have a drinking problem?"
"Yeah no matter how much I have, I can never get drunk! It's terrible!"
Not even memeing, my grandfather couldn't absorb alcohol. It's apparently a semi-rare genetic anomaly.
@@jomon324 that sucks. Then it really is just fire water.
@@jhosright_Motscoud fire water hahahaha
@@jomon324 so does that mean he couldn't even die because of alcohol poisoning?
@@Nasher1805 Even too much water can kill someone, so if he drank enough anything he’d likely die. I am curious about the “not absorbing” thing. Does it just not effect his gaba receptors? Does the liver process it too quickly? Blood tests show it but no impairment? It’s got to go out through the kidneys unless he is pooping straight liquor one would think. Interesting either way. I had a friend with a similar condition where opioids would not work on him, both a blessing and a curse.
"Do you have a drinking problem?" No, he's great at it.
LOLOL
It's not a problem..
He's got it figured out.
"Do you have a drinking problem?"
"Yeah, you've got me bottle, mate."
Looks like a drinking solution
Oi, no problem mate. That just me thee chuckles really..
2:46 he was like:" what a surprise isn't it 😮"😂
He was actually a perfect gentleman. He was honest (too honest!), did what he was told, didn't swear or argue. He even said to the cop as he walked away, "Nice to meet you Andrew, wish it could've been under better circumstances." What a legend.
That’s how you interact with police. People resist and be obstinate with people who have guns (at least in the US), stupid.
@@ryunz9639 It's almost like in america people are just a bit more scared of cops than in other countries, and i can see why.
@@Djminigunz Yeah, our cops literally identify as americas biggest gang
@@PurpleLightning6was9 awww such a big gang. im living in an area where people like you voted em to have less money and power. its an absolute shit show, thanks. i dont blame em for not wanting to protect your asses anymore. if you think a militia will be better on you guess again LOL they will be even more tough on you. We will need em once the cops fall out
@@brianlawl what
His friends have a big joke giving him tea all these years and watching him act drunk
Non-alcoholic bourbon.
The placebo effect is real
@@darthmusturd9526
Yes.i agree I think that bottle has been bunked lol.If he gets drunk everyday for many yrs the mind,body starts to adjust and learn those drunk feelings so it triggers collective subconscious memory a politoeffect since he used to probably feeling drunk when he not lol.The subconscious lies to use every second to keep us alive and interact to the world or we will be to busy consciously trying to keep our lungs or heart pumping than go to work and make a living.same on our eyes.we never see the final results consciously on what our eyes see we can only see on what our subconscious shows after most our eyes recived and process throught our brain and sent to our subconscious so the subconscious can add false colors that it uses with our three color cones beside rods for night vision so our subconscious can creat any illusion that we want and keep us happy since we can only see half truth in front of us physically.
@@ghostbombl8034 if our brains would allow it, we could see so much more, our subconscious blocks what the brain can't handle.. that is why different people come to different conclusions after seeing the same event
@@ghostbombl8034 yup
"Thought I'd have a bourbon on my way to sydney" fucking legend.
I love that he seems genuinely surprised that drinking while driving isn't allowed, even if you stay under the limit. Lol So drunk driving is bad but driving with a bit of a buzz is....kinda ok... 😆
Classy guy 😂
_A_ bourbon...
@@staciehenderson6982 I mean... drinking while driving is only illegal to prevent people from getting drunk while they drive, but logically there shouldn't be anything wrong with drinking while driving as long as you never exceed the legal blood alcohol limit.
If I sip a beer in my car while driving. 1 sip and no more, that's illegal. But if I sip a beer put it down, get in my car and drive 3 hours having never drunk anymore it's not illegal, so the spirit of the law then is there to protect people from themselves.
@@alexolson9680 davver bErBYnnE on the wayter sYDNay
"Pupils were dilated"
Meanwhile, the film-grade spotlight pointing at him:
Plot twist: He actually had 10.00 RBT, but the device is not designed to display that decimal place
Lmao but it would be red tho
@@Purzify Shhhh, don't ruin it
this only possible in poland
@@Ynox54321 okay
@@Purzify thx :)
Cop: "why drive with an open bottle of liquor "
Driver: "Its not going to intoxicate me"
Cop: "how do you know"
Blows 0.00
🤣
Ha
God forbid someone takes an amphetamine (makes them more alert and focused) while driving while testing negative for alcohol (makes you less alert and focused). So fucking stupid! ALL DRUGS ARENT THE SAME! So why are they all treated the same??? Because of $$$$$$$$$
@@andrewclarke6918 how about just don’t drink OR do drugs while driving
@@JamesonX so you’d rather him fall asleep behind the wheel right?
"Do you have a drinking problem?"
"Um, according to your breathalyzer, I'm the solution."
😂😂😂
This guy tries to get alcohol poisoning for fun.
@@texasred5250 I've done that daily since covid became a thing.
I was cheering for this man the entire time. The third breathalyzer I was so skiffed
So hear me out, he drank so much that he rolled the numbers over to exactly 0.00 instead of 9.99
That's funny shit. He isn't really breathing, because he is dead.
Ahaha good 1. Actually they max out at .27 I maxed out the breathalyzer going into rehab. Hospital tested my blood at .32
pirateflash
Lmao 😆 that’s hilarious
It doesn’t go to 9.99 though
I'm surprised he's still alive. Any normal human would be dead over 1.00. But then again, I ain't from australia.
The fact the Wallace HIMSELF was surprised he wasn't dunk was hilarious
Edit: Woops, drunk*
Thanks for the likes by the way, I didn't expect it!
Yeah it was funny when he was surprised that he wasn’t “dunk”
Dunk is funny. We should use that word instead
Yeah he looked so confused man lmao. He thought he was dunk but he wasn't
Im a dunk diver
Who the fux dunk ?
The fact that he looked even more surprised than the cops gets me every time😂😂
He should win an Oscar for his acting skills
I STFG
Plot twist everything he drank including at the bar was alcohol free and he didn’t even know
He looked at the cop like what?
He likely had the open bottle as cover to hide the fact he was high
Worst cover ever.
The man isn’t intoxicated, hes just an *oblivion NPC*
Stop, you violated the law
I choked on my cola when I read this
LMAOOO
How many oranges do you have there?
I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you.
Meanwhile his partner with 500kg of coke drove straight past. Well played bald man.
Yup, just cruising around town with half a ton of cocaine in the back.
Like seriously, I live near international border and we often hear about the customs catching big quantities of drugs but everyone knows the actual big stuff is going right under their noses
This!
They do something similar in the Mexico/ American border. They try to bring in large amounts of illegal baloney while the car carrying the drugs drives past while their busy.
@@iyedbouazdia3594 lollll right under their noses wink wink
"Cops hate him! See how he can drink as much he wants with this one, weird trick".
Underrated comment is underrated.
Bankers hate him! See how he keeps making MILLIONS with this one trick!
😂😂😂
This comment will reach 1k likes by the end of today
700th like
This guy is the man! The faces he’s making are cracking me up
"It's not gonna intoxicate me"
"Any alcohol, has an effect"
Dude be like.... I just blew .0 what else proof do you want?
Blew a .0 twice too 😭
His face is like "Didn't I just prove to you?"
not .0, but straight up nothing, hahaha
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How is that possible?? The breathometer must be rigged
“They say I got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all”
No one north of Georgia understands
🤣
@@tcascar578 as an Ohioan I understand but I’m one of the few
@@tcascar578 Michigan, and I understand
Just listened to this song
Police: “Hopefully he’s learned from it”.
Only thing that guy has learnt is that he can blow 0.00 on the breathalyzer while intoxicated. A rare gift lmao.
😂😂😂
Top comment!
I can pass one with 4 beers in me
He had a penny under his tounge the copper will make a breathalyzer blow 0
@@garrettmcconnell1607 we don't have copper coins in Australia
This guys liver was working overtime when he saw the cops