I’m 4’9! I’m gotta look up and he out here talking about some “don’t look down on me” I CANT LOOK DOWN AT ANYONE BUT KIDS THAT ARE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Nishinoya : " what kind of a manager are you?!" me : a seductive one who happened to bang the entire team...- Nishinoya : what - me: Hm? did i say something??
@Tsukiyama oof i was just listening to this at my moms friends house and then i heard the "noise" and i yeeted myself into the bathroom in shame so your not alone
POV: he's talking to himself in the mirror Edit: thanks for all the likes... I didn't expect for this cmmt to get so many likes btw no he is not fucking the mirror 😂
*Everyone the next day asking noya what happened* Noya:”I had my first kiss,I have a girlfriend/boyfriend now and I don’t have my virginity” Everyone: 👁👄👁⁉️⁉️
Listener: *confesses love to Noya* Noya: THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU!!!! Also Listener: *Steals Noyas first three kisses* Noya: *confused screaming*
ok but listener is the definition of “YOU BELONG TO THE STREETS”. 😭 we really banged the WHOLE team with different story lines. what a time to be alive.
* my friend, who watches h****I in class with no headphones, no incognito mode, and watches it out in the open with 30 other kids near her with her brightness up all the way * yea innocent
Why do I actually feel bad for Noya. He obviously has body image problems. Noya seems a little anxious and mad when Hinata brought up his height. He was also scared you’d/we pick on him. 🥺.
@@jolynekujo8490 You are obbses on kiyoko you know you and tanaka allways flirt to kiyoko what i mean is me and tsuki and i think u and tanaka are speechless 😂
When he called himself a *simp*
*I LOST IT.*
Stupid TIMESTAMP
Itz Solaris&Gemma •v• 36:28 is where he says it- at least the start of where he says it.
We all lost it
WAIT WHAT HE DID?
@@Mzelfherself called himself a SIMP
This poor boy lost his first kiss and his virginity in 40 minutes damn
Oop
That..... i have no words for that......
We'll i-i...👁👄👁
hes not the only poor boy in yagamis channel & patreon 😳
I'm looking at all the bottom duddettes 🗿
I-
* Y/N livin the best life and literally bangs everyone in the team *
I meannnn--- i ain't complainin--
Stray dogs...*good choice my friend*
ᴏ ᴏ ᴘ s ɪ ᴇ let just talk about your number of likes “69” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) okay I’ll stop now
😏👉👌
@@melody.kuromi1273 Shouta?!
@@melody.kuromi1273 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREEE
Can't walk : Nishinoya
Virginity : Taken
First kiss : Stolen
Hotel : Trivago
PLEASE-
OMG LOL
OML 😂🤚🏻
Delivery:deguirno
Lmao
Me: sho-
Yuu: *DONT CALL ME SHORT.*
....
Me: Shawty
in my head
that I can't keep out
Got me singing like nananana everyday
It's Like my iPod's stuck on replay
SHAWTY LIKE A MELODY IN MAH HEAD THAT I CAN’T KEEP OUT GOT ME SINGIN LIKE NANANANA EVERYDAY GOT MY IPOD STUCK ON REPLAY RE-PLA-A-A-A
Noya: “ *that was my fIrsT kiSs* ” *starts crying*
kiss on the lipsss-
we all know him and asahi kissed somewhere else...-
I *w h e e z e*
The minute? :)
@@mercury5397 14:13 ;>
killua as a baby is superior I-oop-
Noya: Y-you- you Pervy manager!!
Me: pfft- yeah your one to talk Noya.
whoa bakuhoe and a chicken what in the world is going on
@Hawks [pro hero] I was also looking for -daddy- dabi....
Katsuki Bakugou when i read that comment in the exact second i read pervy manager the audio goes pervy manager hahahaha
Katsuki Bakugou-
Wait a damn minute-
Look, I just saw Katsuki Bakugou and Hawks, and Midoriya so, why the hell are you guys here? Should I tell Endeavor?
Noya: "U-..U PERVY MANAGER!!
Me:" Ahem. *I am not Mineta...*
Yep me neither
Same I HATE MINETA
@@sir_fanta2363 He isn't that bad tbh tho
@@iving_peace3652 yea
SAME I FREAKING HATE MINETA!!
Nishinoya - “don’t look down at me”
Me at 5’1 - “baby Im looking straight at you.”
*Me looking up at him*
😭😭😭💔🥺😭
im 5'6 👁️👄👁️
I'm looking down at him...
(My dirty mind cant😳)
ShortHinata BOI I AM 4’9
I’m 4’9! I’m gotta look up and he out here talking about some “don’t look down on me”
I CANT LOOK DOWN AT ANYONE BUT KIDS THAT ARE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
Nishinoya : " what kind of a manager are you?!"
me : a seductive one who happened to bang the entire team...-
Nishinoya : what -
me: Hm? did i say something??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Pffft
We must share our respects
Yes
I laughed so hard at this omfg I tHouGhT thE SamE tHinG omG
Noya: Your my first love
Kiyoko:👁💧👄💧👁
Also Kiyoko:👁👄👁💅
She would be- I don’t think she would care lol
Tanaka: 👁👄👁
She got Tanaka don't worry about it-
Kiyoko: am I a joke to you
Noya- "are you hitting on me? you're not hitting on me, are you?"
Me- Oh honey im hitting on you
Me: **Grabs baseball bat**
Ethan Does Gacha
Definitely 😂 I haven’t read the manga yet but I have been told.. *Things*.
B R E A D ✌️
do i make you hornay baby
Honey if you don't realize how hard I'm hitting on you within the next three secs, I'll be hitting on you with these hands
Noya: “Sure you’re.. hella cute...”
*My insecure and self hating ass typing a whole novel about how he’s wrong in the comments*
Literally me tho ngl I was about to
I relate 😔👌
Relatable
Noya: "Sure you're hella cute"
Axiety: *"wE dOn'T dO tHaT hErE"* ~//°~°\\~
NAH NAH NAH
*i bet chu pretty or whateva* 🥰
me: * doing homework not really paying attention *
video:* skin clapping sound *
me: wait a damn minute-
*realization Entered the chat*
CHOTTO MATTE-
Same, i never listened to a video before the end bc i never had time n once i did n then came the clapping i was like 0👄o ya what sir
Has soon has I came across that comment the sound comes on ;-; What in the-
I deadass curled into a ball XDD
@Tsukiyama oof i was just listening to this at my moms friends house and then i heard the "noise" and i yeeted myself into the bathroom in shame so your not alone
Noya: “Your a handful in general”
Baby that’s why the lord blessed you with two of them~
Lmao
Hahahahahahaha
Oop-
We are all a ✨horny tornado✨
🤭🤭🤭 true 🤭🤭🤭
Not the haikyuu text slang
I- Why is that true💀💀
*zoom zoom*
yeah❤️
If you happen to see Oikawa, send this to him please:
Roses are red
Your name is Oikawa
You should have come
To Shiratorizawa
Omg what??-😂😂😂😂
I had to answer "You should've come to Shiratorizawa" to every question I was asked today
Roses are red
Suga is mama
If oikawa wanted to win, he should've gone to shiritorizawa
@@lilysweatman1 are you sure you're not a poet?
@@ushijimawakatoshi5724 lmao I am 😼
Nishinoya: I fear no man.
Listener walks in
Nishinoya: but that thing, it scares me
He should be scared of me my mood changes like a girl on her period and im worse when im on my period and I have a creepy side
Pokemon Trainer Tigerlilly same
Honestly he should be I’ve been told that I scare people a lot. Once I made someone sh!t their pants
Fbi
Lmaoo😂
Noya: I fear no man
*Y/N walks in*
Noya: But that scares me
XD
Where's the fuck is my anime
Oooooo
I glad that noya is afraid of u guys -_-
@@jolynekujo8490 _--They all like u idiot --_
Just woke up to clapping sounds,forgot to turn off autoplay
Oh no
Time stamp please???????????
THIS IW THE FUNNIEST THING IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES
LMAOOA
Your parents in the other room -👄-
Noya:"your just the right size and shape" my confidence :📈📈📈
Right my self esteem too
*me then realising that he is not real and if I believe him I would be trusting false hope*
*My confidence:* 📉📉📉
My confidence keeps going 📉📉📉 soo :D this makes it go 📈📉📈📉 so I'm still okay :'D
The team against the door listening: 👁👄👁👂
👂👁💧👄💧👁👂
@@hahawedobeshy336 LMAO-
*them realizing they've been in there for 40 minutes*: 👁 👄 👁
Hinata being very pure hearing this:
👁💧👄💧👁
asahi listening like: 👁💧👄💧👁
Me: *steal his first kiss*
he: *Cries*
Me: hEaRt bEeN bRoKe sO mAnNy tImEs
I dOnT KnOw WhAt To BeLiEvE
Mama said it's my fault my fault were my heart on my sleeve👁👄👁
@@apple5535 ayyyyyyyyy you are cultured
Im allready broken -_-
But i know his lips is broken 😂
Noya: "If I think you're hot, then I'll say you're hot"
Me: "Hotter than a plate after you put it in the microwave?"
OH MY GOD I-
M K HAHAHA WOW-
absolutely 😉
LMFAOOO-
SKSKSKSKSK
I sense B O T T O M. E N G E R Y.
noya: *crys in tHaTs iLLegAl*
Y e s.
sHawty hAd tHosE aPpLe **Noya** jEAns
I thought he was a switch
@@shoyohinata9652 but bottom energy
Noya: *complaining about listener being taller than him*
My 5"0 ass: sir that is not C O R R E C T --
Sameeeeeee
My point exactly
I'm 5'1 :`)
5'1
He's 4'11 tho-
Nishinoya: “I’ll make you simp for me too!”
Me: “oh sweetie, you already have”😌✨👁👅👁
Facts
Ikr
Yep
✂️
😀
Me to 😌✨✨
Nishinoya: Who are you imposter
*Among us vibes*
Y/n: *was not the imposter*
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO!!!
I was like: I'm not imposter I'm composter(':
『Chicken Weeber』 red kinda sus
I'm😻 not🧂 the👄 imposter✨
YO NOYA SUS
"You met him before me."
*Sweats uncontrollably*
Kaito wolf *silently hides sammic*
I dead ass looked at a “camera” in the corner of my room like in the office
Dead 🤣
😕
*flashbacks to kageyama asking if were the only one on his mind*
Me: makes noya cry
Also me: IM SORRYYYYYYY, BABY- I JUST WANTED A KISS.
How the HELL DID I GET 718 LIKES JEBDHSI
**laughs in short**
@Grell Sutcliff, Uhhhh...😂💀
I like seeing them cry tho (*﹏*;)
@707, I-
@@kora-_-5954 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
Wanna hug
nobody:
not a single soul:
noya: “boop boop beep beep beep beep fizz pop boom”
Oop 😂
The Others:👁👄👁👂✋
@Dino Nugget
Also them: 🍿👁👄👁👂
noya: i’ll make you simp for me
me- *i already do 💅🏻*
YOUR PFP AHAHAHA
That's one messed up pfp
*Wanna bet?*
Edit: lost the bet
I'm simping right now.
𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓯𝓹 𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓼𝓽 🌸✨🍡😛😋
Noya: Maybe I'm simping over you but I don't care-
Everyone here: _Welcome to simp Nation, we've been expecting you._
Kokichi what are you doing here? Wait do I wanna know?
Kokichi2020
@@ihateithere3078 Hello little grape man
@@madness3055 Hello. ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
@@ihateithere3078 Bet you haven't got any girls lol
me: *steals noya’s first kiss*
noya: *starts crying*
me: WAIT NO IM SORRY-
me: *steals another kiss from him*
Omg same
Starts talking about commitment like dude it’s just a kiss
@@bellaservin7415 shhhhhhhh keep ur voice doWN
AWEE THIS COMMENT
Ahhhhh
Noya: "Y-y-you cant just do that!"
Me out loud:
*Yes I definitely can*
😏
@@kellylovestars toko, wrong fandom gurl- 😳
And i did 😃
Me:
_Looks at Nishinoya_
_Points at him_
_inhales_
*SIMP!*
Haha yep
I-
Me: hears Kageyama
Remembers 5 minutes ago
*nervous noises*
Bs dang 5mins man you have no shame
Watch yagami Yato Tsukishima Thank me later Hun, I wasn’t even two minutes in between Oikawa‘s and this one🤣
Pearl Rainwater oikawas is amazing
*hears Kageyama’s voice*
Me: *stops breathing*
Me: *remembers the one I listened to yesterday *
Me: of cOurSe hE kNoWs mE cuZ yEsTeRdAy wE-
*hears hinata’s and kageyama’s voice and remembers the videos i listened to yesterday* 🧍♀️
@@szaisbetterthanyou THE EMOJIA AHHEVRRBT
Bro I was on suga's video
Oofers I like anime I watched all of them in the same day😌💕
lmao
For the people who need this 33:00 is a good place for 'clapping' sounds
My legs hurt😍
Kiss kiss
@@medinabajraktari6666 "kiss kiss, fall in love-"
Jiro-wtf are you doing here
@Genevieve Kasper same 🤪🤞🏾
noya to kageyama: “you’ve met them before me?” *me coming straight from kageyamas video* no..😳😳
JAIL-
The fact that I just did that 😳😳
Dude, literally same.
Same XD
the fact tht i was just listening to kageyama an came here 😭 i am a ✨whor✨
Who needs another noya asmr?
⬇️
and we got one lol
I may or may not have liked this comment
@@shimizukiyoko6500 same- waitttt.....
I’m your 900 like :D
Shimizu Kiyoko KIYOKO HEY WAIT
kageyama: I do know who they are.
*Flashbacks*
me: whos that, don't know him.
😂😂😂😂
Past war flashbacks
*court flashbacks* yeah we met..
Oh my god don’t give ME flashbacks
SAMESAMESAMESAME
*20 minutes later...*
Noya: hahah.. Tanaka you will NOT believe what just happened
Me:Oof-
Tanaka: what happened?
Noya: i think i just had a one night stand 😃
“You met them before me didn’t you?”
me: *sweating, remembering the sammich from days ago* i pretend i do not hear this bogus nonsense⌣ 👄 ⌣
➖👄➖Suddenly, I cannot see👩🏿🦯👩🏿🦯
😑 I no longer have sight
baked brean SMH YALL GOING TO HELL😭😒💀
😳😳😳
i realized 👁👄👁 and then i unrealized➖👄➖
POV: he's talking to himself in the mirror
Edit: thanks for all the likes... I didn't expect for this cmmt to get so many likes btw no he is not fucking the mirror 😂
HAJAKSKDHJDNFK
LMAO
🔥
HHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHSHWJAJJEJE IM CACKLINGGG
"they're always interested in kageyama or even hinata.."
*Flashback from the other two vids*
ah shet-
-here we go again.
@@mocmaide oH nO wEvE bEeN cAuGhT-
Oh no when i remembered those two vids my heart just breaked in pieces
Uh-oh back again...
Noya's voice sounds like a mix of Denki and Midoryia's voices
I thought the same thing word for word.
or kirishimas?😳
True
@@MARIA_FICEK That’s what I thought lol
What did you do to me..
Listener: [ is Cute and mega hot]
Noya: tHaTs IlLeGaL
aGAinSt THe lAw-
Me as a listener: Oh wait, I’m supposed to be hot-
Me: *cries in sad ugly*
when he said well that makes it slightly less illegal i said this befor he said that” age is just a number noya!
Me who is U g l y-
*tHanKs aLoT-*
STOP
You've violated the law
Nishinoya: **saying listener is too forward**
Also Nishinoya: **Literally proposes to Kiyoko when he first met her**
Me:👁👄👁
I KNOW RIGHT
*He can't say nothin*
Nishinoya hates me!!!
I bet you tanaka wanted to propose to kiyoko first. TANAKA THIS IS YOUR CHANCE NOW HE MOVED ON GET YOUR GIRL
marry me rebbecca
noya: "kageyama? you mean you met her before??"
me: "yeah, 40 minutes ago ;)"
wheres my ticket, i deserve it 😔
Me:"ye last night 🤭 and tsuki too 🏃🏽♀️💨"
Also me:"and kenma 😃 and oikawa 👩🏽🦯"
Oh sh*t me too ✌🏻😌
@@m4y_yyy yep same😏😉
LMAO SAME
Noya: moans~
Me: forgets how to breathe
If you forgot to let's be friends
Idk how to breath and I’ll never learn how to breath :D
Is there a 18+?Why is there no warning sign?
@@thedumbestbitchthatyouever6839 Are u dead?PLS DON'T TELL ME YOUR A ZOMBIE HINATA!
Me 😔
I forgot
Nishinoya : " I might be simping over you "
me : babe, how much tik tok have you watched??
me: enjoying the video with him complimenting me
Noya:starts making kissing noises and moans and clapping noises
Me:cut the cameras
Deadass
• Strawberry Pocky • hahaha I didn’t go to that part cuz I’m not horny that much
@@sugamama1085 same but wow never saw someone comment that before
Lmao!😂😂😂😂😂
If you just want the compliments watch the version that has sfw on the thumbnail on it
Mint Flavored Idiot lol ik I was just surprise lol
Ok but Nishinoya is a simp for sure like... 100% he passes
SS - 07WJ - Cheyne MS (1494) it issssssss what it issssss
Salior Potato it issssss what it isssssssss
It isssssss what it issssss
baki bakagou it issssssss what it isssssss
Ok I thought you said shrimp and I started thinking of the song, “how many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink!”
Starts laughing when he’s crying
My family: “what’s so funny?”
Me: “just a meme” -shi...is my face red don’t freak out just say something funny-
''""""""""""""""B R U H""""""""""""""
"""""""""""""""NOYA IS SHORT""""""""""
"""""""""""LIKE IN HELL""""""""""""""""
Lmao
*Everyone the next day asking noya what happened*
Noya:”I had my first kiss,I have a girlfriend/boyfriend now and I don’t have my virginity”
Everyone: 👁👄👁⁉️⁉️
Dead ass😂
Bruh I'm laughing my ass off so baddlie I almost died😂😂
Alaya C even the coach bro
LMAFOOO!!! 🤣
Imagine, Mamasuga sulking in the corner while Dadchi is calming him down
BRUH Y/N FOR THE STREETS😭 WE BANGING THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM
i aint complaining doe 😌✊🏻✨
This comment had me dead 😳
We finna bang the whole damn town
yeetyour emotions I’ve been banged too…
I mean👀
At this point we ain’t for the streets we for the highway 🛣🤣🤣
(y/n) : kisses nishi
him : _scREAMS INSIDE OUR MOUTH_
Lol
Him: "I-i wasn't screaming, I was singing!"
Listener: "In my mouth?"
Him: "Y-yeah I wanted to share my voice with your mouth?"
Listener: "Sure"
@@-aran-_-brainrot-569 😆
Yeep
M o u t h
Nobody:
Noya: Exists
Me: *in corpse husband's voice* WHAT UP BÆBY~~~
OMG NOOO AHHH😭😭✨
PLS-
None on earth can perfect the corpse voice at least I don’t think so
🤪🤞🏾
@@weebqueenkate2443 Jacksepticeye: *evil laughter*
I’m not first, I’m not last, but when I see Nishinoya 𝑖 𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑘 ✨𝐹𝐴𝑆𝑇✨
✨Poetry✨
✨😼 agreed 😼✨
*gotta go fast* 😳
PERIODDDDDDDD
Yesss
noya: “get lost”
me: literally c r i e s
i skipped to the 30 minute mark so idk wtf ur talking about lmao
Lucia Guerra lol
Lucia Guerra exactly the 30 minute spot is the juicy spot 😼
I know 😭
BROOOO HE'D BE STUTTERING EVERY SINGLE MINUTE BUT LIKE HE'S CUTE SO that's an exception
Lol me too, me and him are stutter buddies
Well he used to simp for kiyoko with Tanaka but now he simping for us😏
I LOVE HOW THEY HAD SEGGS THEN TALK ABT EATING FOOD RIGHT AFTER SHSHDBJDHDJ 😭
Mood
Goals 😂
Wish I could do that
what else would u expect to talk about?
*Disguises planted*
Listener: *confesses love to Noya*
Noya: THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!
Also Listener: *Steals Noyas first three kisses*
Noya: *confused screaming*
Listener: guess what it’s not that compelling
Christ can’t compel me if I’m Christ
@@asahiazumane9946 AWHAHSJAHSJJAJSD
@@asahiazumane9946 IQNSOSNWOWNEKWKW ✝️✝️✝️✝️
Asahi Azumane THE POWER OF YOU COMPELS YOU
Noya: what type of manager are you-
Me: apparently a really bad one-
i can’t see why...
we just sleep with the whole team, isn’t that normal?
And one that fawks the rest of the team
Apparently!
levi loves semi LMFAO
Well apparently
Listener be like: 9 more to go. *Gotta catch 'em all.*
AHAHHAHA
LMFAO
Omg YESSSSS
Sing to the Pokémon theme:
🎶🎵Haikyuu boys!
Gonna bang em allllll
Haikyuu boys!🎵🎶
@@maani_aani06 OMG YES HSAHJAHA
damn....homeboy lost his virginity in less than an hour
Nishinoya: I REFUSE ANYONE TO LOOK AT YOU THE WAY I LOOK AT YOU
Me after the other sammiches: I hate to break it to ya...💀
r-r-r-roll💿up⬆️to2️⃣the🤩party🥳with🧶my🧚♀️crazy🤪pink💝wig💇🏼♀️
she👩🏻like👨👩👦👦papi I👩🏻adore❤you👨🏻im🖐🏼like👶🏼baby👨🏻i ain't 🚫normal⚠GRRR🐯
FOREIGNER🇧🇷FOREIGNER🇯🇵FOREIGNER🇲🇽FOREIGNER🇲🇨FOREIGNER🇱🇷FOREIGNER🇵🇦FOREIGNER🇳🇴FOREIGNER🇷🇺FOREIGNER🇵🇭 FOREIGNER🇹🇹FOREIGNER🇸🇷FOREIGNER🇿🇦 FOREIGNER🇻🇳FOREIGNER🇱🇰FOREIGNER🇮🇹
THIS.
Four😰 in😳 her👮♀️ four 👀in🤭 her🥴 four 😈in🤚 her😩
@Alexander Williams 😭😭😭
“Are you taller than me? I can’t tell.”
My 4 11 ass laughing hysterically
Dallas Lees bruh same 💀
My 4 9 ass CACKLING
5'9
5’0
@@ShotoTodoroki-bc7fh same bruh
ok but listener is the definition of “YOU BELONG TO THE STREETS”. 😭 we really banged the WHOLE team with different story lines. what a time to be alive.
Not only the whole team but players from other teams🤣🤣😂😂
Wiz*won We got passed on the team 😒😔😂
@@krisd. ikr like we be the hottest people 🤭
I do belong to the streets because I’m TrAsH
#mineta
BSHSJSJAJA
Noya: YOU🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺
I LOST IT FIDJSJSHW
Him: AYE 🔊 YO 🔊 THIS ILLEGAL
2 mins later *seggs noise*
😭
Laws exist to be broken
😏✋🏼✨
Time stamp?
✨seggs noise✨
Me: steals noyas first kiss
Noya: starts to cry
Me: wAiT I dIdN't-
That's so true
@@me-tb2zf heyo noya
@@janieallen9772 hello
@@me-tb2zf NOYA-SAN!!
Also Tsukki what are you doing here along with usijima, Hinata, Tendou, and Kuroo.
ok this audio is hella cute
and he’s such a bottom lol
LMAOAOOAAOAO
Yeah
Anna McKinlay erm nothing....
Anna McKinlay ...
Anna McKinlay fine we do some stuff but that’s it...
Me: * kiss *
He: * cries and complains *
My self esteem: Well shit... gravity seems to be working very well today.
Nishinoya: I’m the least popular player for sure
Me: *scrolling through pages and pages of Noya fanart intensifies*
Naomi Pleasant hAh
This is way too true for me
👀
Asahi Azumane WAIT ASAHI YOU’RE HERE TOO
cloudycat • ..yes.....
" You cant do that thats ILLEGAL "
IM LIKE
ME: BOY HOW OLD ARE U
He is 17
He is 3
Idk it seemed to rhyme at the moment....
😂
WAIT IF WE'RE CLUB MANAGER THEN AHHH
"I didn't expect you to be so innocent"
*closing Wattpad, deleting over 1,000 photos, hiding pillows*
Yea...... innocent
*Yeah if only he looked through my phone and my room.*
YOU FORGOT DELETING HISTORY
@@amitafradiah2531 I use private mode
* my friend, who watches h****I in class with no headphones, no incognito mode, and watches it out in the open with 30 other kids near her with her brightness up all the way * yea innocent
@@N0R1PDF I would love to be that brave... but the people in my class are hella scary
Noya: "is that a challenge?"
Me: *remembers the lion king*
also me: * Gasps in mufasa voice* IS THAT A CHALLENGE SCAR?!
noya: we aren't supposed to consider a teammate cute
kiyoko: am i a joke to you 👁💧👄💧👁
LMAOO
"You've got a cute side to you"
**Angrily eats turkey**
Bruh, *no*
😂😂😂😂😂 dood same
Lol 😂😂🤣
I CANNOT WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE HES IN PAIN IN THE BEGINNING
He was in pain because he wasn't with the listener
@@Big._Rig
6
3
6
Boner- I have enough male friends to know when it happens in public
@Crimison Fox, I-
Noya: Stop calling me short!
Me: Love, your taller than me
Tell me how tall you are i think im 4'10-
@@watching...1395 5’2😭😂
@@evelynsandoval9706 damn-
If someone tall is bullying me i could just kick or punch their balls- ÒvÓ
@@watching...1395 5'1 •́ ‿ ,•̀
@@ipek2318 ha iiiii'mmmmm 5'3
Can we just say How much we love Yagami Yato doesn’t put any ads 🥺💜
I did not know appendages could have TH-cam accounts-
Ushijima Wakatoshi yeah, my left eyeball always leaves record a video every now and then
I SAW YOUR RIGHT EYE BROW EARLIER.
Who's?
Yes
Why do I actually feel bad for Noya. He obviously has body image problems. Noya seems a little anxious and mad when Hinata brought up his height. He was also scared you’d/we pick on him. 🥺.
😭 I feel bad too
Stop I’m crying
“Romance novels are kinda lit” THIS IS THE LAST THING I EXPECTED FROM HIS MOUTH
YES
Noya:DONT LOOK DOWN ON ME!!!
Me being 4’11:AcTuAlLy-
You are standing on a chair🙄✋
Me: 5'0 AcTuAlLy-
Nishinoya, majority being a tsundere and saying to leave him alone:
✨Horny Ass Listener:✨ no ❤️
The heart 😂😂😂😭
Listener: consent? *whats that?*
Me an asexual: WeLl AcTuAlLy yesnt
Ok ill go-
HAHAHA!!
@@oikawastoes7758 soooo mean to us noya😭😭😭
SIKE!!!
I DON'T CARE😂😂😂😂
7:19 “hey kageyama do you think he’s going to get floord like we did”
Well yes, yes he is
pfp do be hot
He’s gonna also get pinned on the floor😳
AHDKAHDKAJS I DIDNT GET WHAT THEY MEANT AT FIRST THEN I RE-READ THIS
b r o t h e r
"What kind of manager are you?!"
Us: the one who bangs the entire team
"What?"
Us: what? *jessica confused noises*
yyeess Hahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BFHDJSUSH IM CRYING
lmaoooo
jEsSIcA! 🤣
@@annaanderson1306 my name is Jessica😌
Crystal Sullivan dId YoU sLeEp WiTh YoUr TeAcHeR?????
Me every 5 seconds: *pauses video*
*SCREECHES OUT OF FANGIRLING*
Same but im trying so hard not to wake up my fam and my bff thinks im insane
Me absolutely every Yagami yato video I watch.
𝑖 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑒 ~
Gurl ur not aloneeee--lol
oh my
Noya: “my little monster” my 5’7 ass: “Little huh?”
I felt that I'm 5'9 so I'm hella tall
Me, 5’6: listen I’m not tall, but I’m taller than you
_Bìrdìė_ are you 7?
Kittymation me casually 6’4
Im 5’4 :( i wish i was tiny like him!!!
Nishinoya: Maybe I'm simping for you
I swear I choked
The profile 😂😂
*into a walkie talkie*
We got him boys
noya: “you met them before me, didn’t ya?”
me, who stumbled upon kageyama’s sammich last night: uh.... 👁👄👁
Yes indeed 👁👄👁
What about hinatas? 🌝
I only started watching Haikyuu yesterday and listened to Kuroo's video first. Uh oh....
Me:*trips*W-Well...
I listened to them all 😌 i got the whole team 😼
Noya: Your mine you can't say no
Me: like i would say no
noya in bed: *sTruUkiEngg xthAndaAaAaa*
THE DOOR ===👉🏾 🚪
Adrien's Girl 😂😂
😂😂 I laughed so damn hard 😂
LMFOSOSNSKSKALSOA
JAIL
Me: listens to kiss sounds
My heart and body: *wiggle wiggle wiggle*
kiriyama asuka why did I really try to do the beat to that song😂
PFFT I-
Same here 😌💅
•raspberry tea• Yes exactly
Why the fuck would you put this on youtube I-
Noya: you're mine!
Me: I'm fine with that-
noya: YOU'RE MINE
me: OKAYYYY
Edit:Holy shi- thank you for so many likes 😳
So true
Same
I belong to killua uwu
At least that’s what he said
I’m dyyyyy
Jocelyn Hernandez time stamp please :,>
23:20
Noya: you're my first love
Me irl: what happened to kiyoko
@@jolynekujo8490 You are obbses on kiyoko you know you and tanaka allways flirt to kiyoko what i mean is me and tsuki and i think u and tanaka are speechless 😂
Lol