Cait Doyle - The Text Message Song
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ต.ค. 2008
- The debut of The Text Message Song, written for Cait Doyle by Drew Gasparini. September 20th, 2008 at the Duplex. Directed by Jonathan Whitton. Vince Peterson on keys, Dan Delaney on cello.
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2015 still watching, love this
Evie Mortimer but are you watching in 2017?
are you watching in 2024????
I NEED HER TO PLAY PORTIA IN SOMETHING ROTTEN
HAMILTON
She sounds like Anna Camp from Pitch Perfect.... O.O I love this
Heya!
All of the original material is being assembled into vocal selections, which should be released next year.
Thank you for listening!
-Cait
brilliant, love it!!
this song is so awesome, and so are you.
I had no idea this was by Drew Gasparini. Seen him (and reviewed) at 54 so many times... HOW did this fantastic song drop out of the Drew repertoire? So effin funny.
This is brilliant! You are hilarious!!
Size Matters
DIED!
AWESOME!!!
I"M ABOUT TO FRIGGIN PISS!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!
Can you please tell me where I can get the sheet music for this song. It's totally awesome.
I NEED THIS INSTRUMENTAL BADDDD
Kaylee Griffin it's on SoundCloud
Kaylee Griffin sex
sex vidi
Is there anywhere I can get the sheetmusic or this song? I can't stop listening to it! LOVE IT! (:
@hotmessinmanhattan is there like sheet music for this? This is completely epic.
Hey! I have been looking for this sheet music (for an audition) for a while and can't find it anywhere! Do you know where I can get it?
I love this song!! Is it from a musical ,if so which one? I would love to get the album if there is one :)
Your so funny!!!!! I love you!
how do you get the sheet music for this song? please help
They have it on New Musical Theatre :D
Does anyone know where I can find a karaoke track for this song?
did you ever find one??
Kaylee Griffin there's one on sound cloud but it's not the best
do you know if the karake track is still on soundcloud, and if so, what do I search to find it?
Erin O'Donnell it's still there I think I searched text message song karaoke (or instrumental idk)
Erin O'Donnell just searched it again it's 'Wilkes Academy rehearsals'
Hello Cait...where do you get your material. Is it original or published? I am a vocal coach in Orlando, FL and am looking for material in this genre and would love to speak with the composer to get my hands on some of the songs I see you singing on TH-cam. By the way, Great Job!
What are the lyrics for this song?
2017
There was a time when life seemed better,
The sky seemed bluer, the sun seemed redder,
My skin felt newer, my lips felt wetter,
Manhattan could freeze, but no need for a sweater.
Because I had someone, and he was perfect,
yes I had someone.
My loneliness was gone, cos' I had someone,
who held up my world, and carried me close.
That someone, was John.
Until that skank from his office,
convinced him to dump me,
And everything we had,
like she was better.
So without any notice, no lunch,
Not a phone call, no email, not even a letter.
He was no longer mine.
So for you men, No!, you boys
With your stupid smelly faces
Allow me to give your best lesson,
Never dump a crazy girl from New York,
With a text message.
This is no time to LOL, oh well,
could have been worse.
I know its hard to believe,
But I still have that message saved.
Kate, I hate, how much you talk when we're together.
(said) Spelled with friggin' two.
BTW's I like Laura now
(said) Laura, the skank.
And stop calling her a skank
(said) well she is
We've only dated six weeks
(said) and a half
The whole time I just wanted to shout
That we're over, cos' we're over
And he ends it with Seacrest out out.
No! no! I'll show him I'm not a mess
How can I respond to him in a 100
characters or less.
Dear DB, DB stands for douchebag,
Why don't you GSB, grow some balls,
Cos' in the walls of my mind in
The halls of my mind there is no room for you at all.
So do your thing, I won't stop you,
cos' I know that I'll be a sensation,
when I, S U Y B F S H T Y Y L O A Y S I L D
I'm sorry, translation,
Sex Up Your Best Friend So He Tells You
You Lost Out And You Sink Into Lonely Depression.
Oh John, BTW's, SM. translation: size matters.
lyrics?????
is this available somewhere to purchase ?
thank you
tina
+Christina Leger musicnotes.com
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME SHEET MUSIC
1 person recieved Cait's text message !!!
I don't know who this is, but my daughter is Caity Doyle. It's apparent her parents also knew that the only way to spell Caitlin is like that. No K's, No y's unless it's Caity. I gotta love anyone with my baby's name. She's good, and funny. Like my singing Caity.
2013 still watching.. XD
2022
size matters
Is this from a musical or something
its from A Hot Mess in Manhattan
Haaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa
LOL
Eu já vivi o amor perfeito
Com céu azul e um sol vermelho
E nada me parecia errado
Podia sair sem levar casaco
Porque eu tinha alguém...
Era perfeito...
Sim, eu tinha alguém
Que sempre estava lá
Pois eu tinha alguém
Pra me proteger e me consolar
Seu nome é John
Até que veio uma vaca surgindo do nada
E ele me trocou sem sofrimento
Sem qualquer motivo, sem nenhum aviso
Sem ligar, sem mandar um e-mail
Ele me abandonou
Então pros homens, melhor, pros garotos que não crescem
Permita-me dar um conselho
Não termine com uma louca através
(de) Men(sa)gem de texto
Não é hora de KKK
"Três Ks"
Nem de L-O-L
Acreditem em mim
Eu guardei pra ler pra vocês
"Cait, te odei(o) pois você não cala a boca"
Boca foi B-O-K
"P S C eu gosto da Lauren"
Lauren, é a vaca
"Não a chame de vaca"
Mas ela é!
"Nós namoramos apenas um mês
Todo tempo eu tentei te dizer
Que acabamos
Acabamos"
E termina com "Câmbio, des(ligo)"
Não! Não!
Vou mostrá-lo como é!
Mas como eu posso responder
Com menos de cem caracte(res)?
"Caro O"
O é de Otário
"Por que não V PT"
Vai pastar
"Pois eu não vou reclamar
Eu não vou te esperar
Vou fazer essa fila andar"
"Então por mim
Tá tranquilo
E_é melhor não achar esquisito
Se eu S-S-A-P-S-C-P-V-C-F-S-E-D"
Desculpe... Traduzindo...
Seduzir seus amigos pra saírem comigo
Pra você ficar só e depressivo
John, PS
TI
Guess I finally understand what is wrong today. Women have sex without love, and then wonder why they're alone and unhappy. Please tell me women don't have sex with a guys best friend just to make them angry. Ugg. Is the world of today so shallow? Really? The song is very clever and funny in the beginning, but so childish and spiteful in the end, how can anyone laugh? This isn't funny, it's sad. Size doesn't matter, but moral values do...whatever happened to them?
Root Beer
You are right, of course, and I didn't mean all women. I know many men and women who wait for sex until marriage, in spite of all the teasing they get, and they are happy. I just hope this song isn't indicative of reality.
Men have sex without love too
Helium3 while I wouldn't personally have sex without love because I get jealous easily you still have to realize that people can choose who they have sex with as long as there is consent and it's kind of shitty to shame someone for having sex with no strings attached. People just need to know how to communicate and be on the same page and be straight forward so they don't get into something they don't want to
lmfaooo thats the point,... thats the character she is spiteful and childish