Lowkey back when I was in therapy as a young teen this was how I wanted the sessions to be like so that someone could just bluntly tell me everything that was wrong with me so I could fix it 😭
@@Sainttommond4852 relax, I'm not saying it's anyone's fault. It's not my fault either because it is just something weird I do when I play a video that I never question but always do without realizing.
I went to sleep listening to asmr and at one point this played and integrated into my dreams and I woke up crying. Usually nice asmr gets integrated into my dreams I'm shook
I always thought there were too many positive affirmations. We finally have negative affirmations, and negative energy. I can sleep knowing the world is a worse place. Thank you for your service Emma
As someone who is super paranoid about the off chance of someone negatively judging me, this was actually nice… because it was like oh yes, I am being judged negatively here no question about it and it’s not that bad lol 😂 good therapy shesh
@@DarkwaveDave i hope the best for you, remember to keep your self talk up, it’ll all be okay. also keep in mind that your family loves you and would be heartbroken without you
@@DarkwaveDave you are a blessing to this world and so many people even if you dont realize it. someone out there looks forward to seeing you every day and if you dont think thats true then the person is me. i am proud of all your accomplishments, even typing out a comment is effort enough. your place in this world is well deserved and i truly hope you know this. things can always be worse, step outside and enjoy the sun and just find beauty in the little things. i am happy you're alive and hope that soon you'll feel the same about yourself.
Other ASMRtists: ''you're great the way you are, you're perfect, I love you'' Emma: ''eat shit and die'' Its the realistic real life experience Emma brings to her art that really puts her above the rest
OMG SAME. Im in ed recovery and all the stuff abt being fat I've literally been worrying abt all day (bc I've gained weight bc I have to in recovery) and now she's confirming it😭. Like I'm not joking this didn't make me feel good at all
@@pstrydlelea1319 yh maybe most without eds or body image problems find it funny but there's a lot of ppl out there who struggle so defo should've put a tw or js not put it in at all cos joking abt ppls weights isn't even that funny anyway-
"You smell like doo doo caca" 💀 Wish I had someone like you in my life. All day was so crappy but that got me chuckling a bit. I thought this would be helping to add to my bad day to have it all add up but this was the opposite lol.
Memes aside the standered practice for mental health facilities is that they cannot deny you services based on fianancial factors. Cant pay that pay? Thats fine, it would be cruel to deny them mental services
Somehow I did fall asleep to this. I've never really fallen asleep to an ASMR video. And this was the one. I had to re-watch this to appreciate how hilarious it is.
The paid for video "making you feel better" and the free video is "your card declining" is diabolical
LOL
aint no way bro just said thattttt
HELP?
Ah yes my weekly bullying session
someone should edit this to have vine boom sound effects after every piece of 'advice'
@@Arno1911 bro I see yo everywhere 😭
@@Arno1911 I already get bullied at school🥲
The tommy pfp made me picture tommy typing that
@@mrloop6377 do you see me bro
Imagine trying the card again at the end and discovering she just swiped it wrong
"/j btw"
?@@Jetstream_Sam
She would
@@townbig wdym "?"
@@Jetstream_Sam what is /j
This needs the constant vine boom over the insults 😭
@@KingCheezit42 HAHA YEA
HELPPPP 😭😭
but like a muffled version of it yk keep it asmr and shit
@@akooatic yess
@@KingCheezit42 omg someone actually make that into a vid 😂
Tbh i think this was a way to get your anger out cause these seem specific as hell😭
😂
please do a "your card declines at ______" series, would be funny to see undoing surgery, re-attaching cut hair, eating someone else's groceries etc.
THIS‼‼‼‼
"reattaching your cancer tumor because your card declined ASMR" 😭😭
@@Deffrag THIS IS SO GOOD YOU ABSOLUTE SICK GENIUS
👏🏻
@@Deffrag "pulling the implants out ur ass bc ur card declined ASMR"
Gwen Stacy finally snaps and lays everything onto peter
This could be an alternative title
@@KingShark5086 😂😂😂😂
LMAO
I can't unsee this now!
"everyday i pray for your death" is crazyyy 😭😭
LOLLL I READ THIS RIGHT ON QUEUE WHEN SHE SAID IT
Its like a metal callout before a breakdown
Need a "Your card declines after giving birth" too 😭🙏
Return to Sender
"Could you hold your rib cage"- medic
@@DanTheMan104 return to spwan point
@@Affiniteereturn to spurm point
I need you to pull
I audibly laughed at "I have such a big heart... you have a big body, I have a big heart" 😂
SAME
I was like "that isn't love that's Level Of Violence"
For real 😂
@Impxssibl and she prob has lvl 20- no level 255 quadrillion.
Lowkey back when I was in therapy as a young teen this was how I wanted the sessions to be like so that someone could just bluntly tell me everything that was wrong with me so I could fix it 😭
Yes same I would love this
"you're obese" 😭😭 caught me off guard LMAO
True 😭 literally I am
It could've caught me off guard as well if I didn't just get spoiled 💀
@@xLanzer kinda your fault for checking the comments in a video before watching it?
@@LarryKoopa881 It's time to stop!
@@Sainttommond4852 relax, I'm not saying it's anyone's fault. It's not my fault either because it is just something weird I do when I play a video that I never question but always do without realizing.
“Gimme my Fucking cobbles back” 💀
💀-
I went to sleep listening to asmr and at one point this played and integrated into my dreams and I woke up crying. Usually nice asmr gets integrated into my dreams I'm shook
jesus... I'm so sorry
@@xr3op595 now I must try it out
i think we ALL needed this💀
Pay for channel membership@@marv7in7
Therapy? Or our card to be declined 😂
They are a channel member @marv7in7
Speak for yourself lil bro I had a bad week
@@ToxicOrVinmoo I don’t wanna hear it it’s not nearly as bad as my week
you actually straight up called out every single problem i’m dealing with right now and made me audibly gasp while working. props.
@@st4rri_ari Very off topic but I love your gacha oc!!
@@OfficiallyStarlette_ SERIOUSLY OMG TYSM ILY
@@st4rri_ari OFC!! ILY TOOO!!
@@st4rri_ari NO CAUSE ITS SO CUTE BB💞
@@HddiWddix HELP YOURE SO SWEET
this is actually anticipatory ASMR for the first 2 minutes
I always thought there were too many positive affirmations. We finally have negative affirmations, and negative energy. I can sleep knowing the world is a worse place. Thank you for your service Emma
@@rafaelvillalta3755 chill bro its just a fun video comedy. You are the best you deserve good stuff
Real I need this instead of guidance class at school
As someone who is super paranoid about the off chance of someone negatively judging me, this was actually nice… because it was like oh yes, I am being judged negatively here no question about it and it’s not that bad lol 😂 good therapy shesh
Stop it.
@@MeanBeanComedy sometimes it helps because u see judging is not the end of the world
Off chance? Looks like somebody's a little conceited.
@@Raoul. ?
@@MeanBeanComedy Stop being mean to us!
"You have such a big body, I have such a big heart" 😭
“Everyday I pray for your death”
Well that makes the two of us…
You did need the therapy..
@@DarkwaveDave sigma
@@DarkwaveDave i hope the best for you, remember to keep your self talk up, it’ll all be okay. also keep in mind that your family loves you and would be heartbroken without you
@@DarkwaveDave you are a blessing to this world and so many people even if you dont realize it. someone out there looks forward to seeing you every day and if you dont think thats true then the person is me. i am proud of all your accomplishments, even typing out a comment is effort enough. your place in this world is well deserved and i truly hope you know this. things can always be worse, step outside and enjoy the sun and just find beauty in the little things. i am happy you're alive and hope that soon you'll feel the same about yourself.
Ok cornball
“Zero sugar. You should look into that 👀 “ I’m DYING how did I stumble onto this video 💀
Getting the negative energy plucked back into us is insane 😂
throwing back the negative energy is craaaazzzy 😂😭
Slander starts at 2:32
@@j_jinxer Straight to the action huh buddy, better not catch you gooning around this part of town 🤨
Unironically more helpful than those nothing burger “don’t worry you got it” sessions
if my card declined at therapy they would play the annoying temu ad music in loop, that's my effing nightmare
😖now you put it in my head
This is what actually goes down if this happens if you didn’t know
Also for the desc maybe some could be Most Watched or Most Creative?
I'm pretty sure most therapists make you pay beforehand.
@@Sayid-al-Furatnah they actually do this
@@angelslaurie AHHHH TY
this is gonna be referenced in a video essay someday lmao
@@adhdecay8418 LOL
7:51 damn okay 😢
0:50 bro literally brought out my childhood
Emma's myspace's videos > Therapy
Ohhh yeah this itches the spot in my brain I neededddd I always wondered what happened but I guess now I know 💀
Peter Parker cant catch a break
This is actually TOO relatable. Thanks Emma. 🙏✨
the fact that the take back session was more like therapy to me is corncerning to myslef lmao great vid tho
"you have such a big body, i have such a big heart" IM CRYIIIING
I dont know why but the Big Body insults were calming, do more plz
Other ASMRtists: ''you're great the way you are, you're perfect, I love you''
Emma: ''eat shit and die''
Its the realistic real life experience Emma brings to her art that really puts her above the rest
asmr therapist tells you the truth
Just when I'm about to close my jaw you say something it makes my jaw brop even more , I love it
As someone with a raging ED, family issues and a damn perfectionnism ruining my life, I took this VERY PERSONNALLY
OMG SAME. Im in ed recovery and all the stuff abt being fat I've literally been worrying abt all day (bc I've gained weight bc I have to in recovery) and now she's confirming it😭. Like I'm not joking this didn't make me feel good at all
@@Soph_0099 yeah I feel like she shouldve put some trigger warning i know it was supposed to be funny but damn
i hope u find a way to deal with your erectile disfunction
Damn, sorry to hear about your erectile dysfunction
@@pstrydlelea1319 yh maybe most without eds or body image problems find it funny but there's a lot of ppl out there who struggle so defo should've put a tw or js not put it in at all cos joking abt ppls weights isn't even that funny anyway-
Why is Spiderman's girlfriend is roasting me. The fk
0:46 NOT THE TOY-
04:22 love how she kinda stop to reload the venom on her tongue and then starts to shoot again lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Card processing is an excellent trigger!
I have a therapy rp right before this video in my playlist
Finally, an honest therapist..
It's called bulking lady 🗿☕
"You smell like doo doo caca" 💀 Wish I had someone like you in my life. All day was so crappy but that got me chuckling a bit. I thought this would be helping to add to my bad day to have it all add up but this was the opposite lol.
hope your day improves :) you got this!
Finally someone narrated my internal voice
We lowkey need a part 2😭 but like good version lowkey this was funny to watch😭😭😭
“i have a big heart, you have a big body” LMAO
Finally some realistic ASMR
straight up violated me.. "your obese" was too funny
7:12 KEEP THAT IN YOUR BRRRRRAIN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Memes aside the standered practice for mental health facilities is that they cannot deny you services based on fianancial factors. Cant pay that pay? Thats fine, it would be cruel to deny them mental services
You know it's good when you start crying mid - way through the video lolll
You good?
@@livvyplays5558 Nope
Alternative title: CaseOh getting therapy session
REAL
😭😭😭
“You’re massive 💅” is unhinged 😂
saw the title and instantly subscribed, THE most creative asmr i've ever seen
"I don´t know how you fit in the doorway" ok, i felt that
There is really an asmr video for EVERY context damn 😭😭
lol ive been saying this shit to myself for so long that its almost therapy to have someone reaffirm it in ASMR format
todays reminder to be kinder to yourself
@@iamafanofmanythings3973 appreciate that gng 🙏🙏
Oh god I just remembered I owe my therapist for the last four quarters that bill over 1k now 😭
8:54 the teeth tapping was very tingly but it did imply that she ate some of that negative energy 😀
i love the constant voice cracks and tone changes 😭
1:42 your card declined
Genuinely insane video
The painful tingles are INNNNSAAAAAANEEEEEUHHHH
Honestly some people need to hear this 😭
showed this to my dad
worked like a charm! he hasnt stopped crying!
4:06 being an underweight i really liked it when she called me an obese 🥹😂
If I was underweight i would have went to one of my relatives last time they cooked 5 plates full of food for 1 person plus other things
now everyone say "thank you emmasmyspace" in unison
thanks for making this video, kids at school have been to nice lately 😞
As a depressed person I see this as an absolute win.
6:10 dayum help she’s going for the final blow
I decided to listen to this doing my math homework. Finished it all. Thanks
For the desc, I think a category should probably be “weirdest” and/or “funniest” asmrs!
it dosen't matter if you're mean beacuse you're sooooo pretty 😭😭
"people hate on what they see themselves"
"Doodoo caca shit" gotta be my favorite
She became low tier god when the card declined
ASMR Awards categories:
Best ASMR channel
Best ASMR video
Best production
Best acting
Best comedy
Best chaotic video
Best writing
Best creative audio
Ty for being my intrusive thoughts for tonight, my brain needed a moment 🫶
I love how she probably has another client after this and these 10 mins cut into their appointment time while they’re kept waiting in the lobby
felt the Emmaura minutes before the notif
I love how whatever she said didn't make me feel anything rather I felt sooo sleepy
"Doo doo kar kar" WOKE ME TF UP 🤣🤣🤣
Somehow I did fall asleep to this.
I've never really fallen asleep to an ASMR video.
And this was the one.
I had to re-watch this to appreciate how hilarious it is.
6:38 WHYYYY😭😭
Well the asmr helped me sleep with how much I'm crying ;w; wasn't expecting that route
Wouldn't be an Emma video without her destroying us
good thing it just so happens to be opposite day every time i watch this video!
Just what I needed this week
I love the asmr tapping between her absolutely going off on us 💀
“you’re obese. you’re a massive person” OH- LMFAO
The fact that the Patreon version is making you feel better for all the insults from this one is wild
"you're obese" erm actually im built like a stick 😂
not the credit karma ad playing before this video 😭