@kellysargent1116 Right? In my opinion, it's ugly as hell. Plus, I've heard more bad things about it than good. I have a fairly recent distain for Musk. He used to be someone that I really appreciated. He did a lot of good for the country and the world. He played a major role in saving America's space program and he was the first company to mass produce EVs. Then, he hooked up with trump. And, like everyone else who does, he went straight in the golden toilet.
Kamala doesn't have a clue as to what's going on - and she's been like that since she was born. Open borders and free flowing drugs = Harris Regulated borders and stop the madness = TRUMP!
balls… the word you’re looking for is balls. the s is important. plus i like saying balls. balls. the english say bollocks, which is also fun, or i wouldn’t have mentioned it. bollocks. maybe if “the news” wasn’t corporate propaganda, they would have some balls too, but ever since ronnie ray-gun deregulated the mainstream media and the press, it’s been corporate propaganda. they’re not going to pass up even a slight chance for more deregulation and more tax cuts. ☮️❤️🌏🌎🌍
@@natashab3412 He stopped the rally because someone in attendance passed out from heat exhaustion and he refused to continue until he knew she was ok so they played music in the meantime…but yeah ok lets mock him for caring about his people like a decent human being 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Prince wrote that song, his heirs sold his publishing to a corporation who sold the rights to Trump's campaign I assume. But he steals everything so who knows.
Well I am 99% sure that he has zero clue that asylum has another meaning when he rants about migrants who are coming from “prisons and insane asylums” and that nobody around him has the balls to tell him he’s wrong.
Kristi Noem had the perfect opportunity to take trump out back and handle him the same way she did cricket. Kinda like when Travis had to take Old Yeller out back when he got sick. Swaying back and forth for 30 min at a town hall instead of answering questions is sad yet hilarious at the same time
My guess about that town hall with the music is that he knew the questions the audience were asking ahead of time and he was afraid to answer them. I’m sure he would have started spinning disks and “dancing” at the Univision town hall if he thought he could get away with it.
@@genericbeansmile756it took 40 minutes to address a medical emergency? Why did he never resume answering questions during that rally? Why, instead of immediately announcing there was an emergency, did he instead yell out “Let me hear that music, please! Let me hear that music. Loud!” and then request “YMCA” twenty minutes later?
@genericbeansmile756 lies.. yes there was an emergency. But also yes he knew the questions and those asking them were plants. He just didn't want to answer any more questions
@@blondecai171 There were two medical emergencies one right after another with paramedics coming in for a while, so after that they just stopped and played music the rest of the time.
Then you haven't been paying attention. He remarkably has a lot of energy for his age. Shit, he's got a lot for my age & I'm 47. He eats like shit, and looks like shit, and somehow he's alive & got energy like that. Mental acuity, different story.
When I think of how many times I’ve said “Trump” in the last decade, it has really started to bother me. That’s all he wants and he’s so good at it. He wants people to be talking and thinking about him as much as possible. That’s his motivation. Just keep his ball in the air.
@@AidanCarey55 Agreed, they'd say "It's worth it every time." These cases never stop because they have industrialized abuse and people give them free money.
2:06 Everybody in the audience should have been concerned for what was obviously a mental break for Old Yeller. Trump is exhibiting increasing psych problems since V.P. Harris destroyed him in that CBS debate. Trump came away from that debate, shell shocked, she drove Donny over the edge, Trump has never recovered what little sanity he had from before she destroyed The Old Yeller.
Trump dancing wasn't the weirdest, most cringe-worthy part his rally, but the people in the background copying Trump's weird dances and saying to themselves, "We aren't weird! We don't look like freaking morons."
What i want is not what WE want… “we” want to keep our billions, and not have to pay taxes, or be a philanthropist. “We” dont want labor laws forcing “us” to pay our workers more, and offer better benefits…”we “ dont want environmental regulations costing “us” to spend more money on keeping the world safe for future generations. See, I want a world where billionaires dont exist. A world where the richest among us dont pay more in taxes, because they build hospitals, schools, bridges, give away scholarships, and feed the poor as write offs, just like its meant to be. I want a world where YOU are forced to take care of your employees- because you clearly cannot be trusted to do it on your own. I want a world where YOU are forced to be a steward to this planet, because you cannot be relied upon to do it yourself. You deal with things like lithium, which must be properly handled. And if all YOU care about are profits, YOU will take your industrial waste, dig a trench, and cover it up. I want a world where you use the fortunes OUR country has blessed you to give back, instead of taking until you have everything, and others have nothing.
Trump dances to the oddest mix of songs because all the artists sent him cease and desist letters for using their music at his rallies. That's why he knocked Pavarotti 3 times in a row.
In my opinion, that Trump dancing thing was an attempt by his team to recreate the dancing videos coming from KamalaWalz rallies, but it failed miserably because none of his followers have the spirit within them to dance with him. They are weighed down by hate.
Nah some of us realize we're not voting for the guy because we agree with some of the stupid things he does, we're voting for a better alternative to the selected official on the dem side because dementia Biden who won the primary got casted off to the side....
@FWDSUXARSE So you would rather vote for a felon facist who has openly admitted to wanting to get rid of the constitution and wanting to use the US army against its own people, with terriff plans that would quite literally destroy the american economy, who used his crones to shoot down an immigration bill that would have helped solve a majority of our immigration problems just so that he had a topic to run on, instead of voting for someone who wants to invest in small business, unions, and american infustructure, which would all bring an abundance of jobs amd wealth to the united states of america because you dont like her for? What exactly?
@@genericbeansmile756real long pause, and should you even call it that because he never hit play again to resume the thing once the medical issues were dealt with
Honestly they don’t need a call or anything They clearly support Kamala Harris just like any other late night talk shows I am watching all of them because they are smarter and I agree with them politically Trump also gives them thousands of materials 🤣🤣🤣
Elon always looks like he's drawn wrong.
Bad built butch body crew… all day!
So funny! So true.
Hmm, I assume I’m on your side in general but I don’t think he can help how he looks. He obviously has slightly “special” facial features.
😅😅😅
😂😂😂
"Civil war was settled but you showed up" is the best quote of the year!!! Bravo!
Exactly 😢
That was a good one! 😆😆😆Too much truth in it.
Amen!!
Trump and Noem look like the drunk aunt and uncle on the dance floor at a wedding reception.
Trump looks like my next president in my opinion. Can’t wait! Woo! MAGA
Well one is the racist and the other is a puppy killer so.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
@@ringwormsherm Still looks like someone's drunk uncle. Don't let him drive or use power tools.
Noem, the chump's lap dog.
Someone came up with a great name for the Cyber Truck. The "Deplorian"
Edit: I wonder how many cool and appropriate names we can come up with.
Excellent name for it. It's just so ridiculous.
@kellysargent1116 Right? In my opinion, it's ugly as hell. Plus, I've heard more bad things about it than good. I have a fairly recent distain for Musk. He used to be someone that I really appreciated. He did a lot of good for the country and the world. He played a major role in saving America's space program and he was the first company to mass produce EVs. Then, he hooked up with trump. And, like everyone else who does, he went straight in the golden toilet.
Only BOOMERS understand 😉
@frauleota I'm Gen-X and I understood immediately.
🤘😎🤘
@@frauleota I think there might be enough Boomers and X'ers that forced it on their kids - maybe?
This is the most embarrassing election of my lifetime.
The World is Loving this Comedy Show. 😂😂
@@tradeladder146 especially china!
The most embarrassing election of your lifetime so far
Absolute horror show
If there's another... @@Leopoldshark
"Trump is like a pumpkin, orange, hollow inside and needs be thrown out in November" 🎃
WORRDDD!!! 🙌🏽
Amen!!!
Name one Kamala policy.
Kamala doesn't have a clue as to what's going on - and she's been like that since she was born.
Open borders and free flowing drugs = Harris
Regulated borders and stop the madness = TRUMP!
😂😂 Love that
Love that weekend update has more ball to go there with the dementia stuff 🤣.
balls… the word you’re looking for is balls. the s is important. plus i like saying balls. balls.
the english say bollocks, which is also fun, or i wouldn’t have mentioned it. bollocks.
maybe if “the news” wasn’t corporate propaganda, they would have some balls too, but ever since ronnie ray-gun deregulated the mainstream media and the press, it’s been corporate propaganda. they’re not going to pass up even a slight chance for more deregulation and more tax cuts.
☮️❤️🌏🌎🌍
Yeah. He is loosing it. Trump Blew a gasket.
@@natashab3412 He stopped the rally because someone in attendance passed out from heat exhaustion and he refused to continue until he knew she was ok so they played music in the meantime…but yeah ok lets mock him for caring about his people like a decent human being 🤷♂️🤦♂️
The latest dance move: the Trump - stand stiffly and move 1 or both arms from the elbow.
😹😹😹
Finger dancing at its finest
Did you notice when Noem tried to join his hand waving dance move and he immediately stopped and ignored her? 😂😂😂
Wasn't that called "The Biden" some three or four months ago?
Don't forget the j@¢king off giraffes move. 😂😂😂 (Per Dave Bautista's video. Lol. )
That civils wars jokes was brutal 😂.
Can we please Make Normal Great Again?!
Make MANGA
Please!
@@SupaSoniQAhhhh underrated comment comment
We’re trying! Trump2024
Trump: Why wasn't the Civil War settled?
Colin: Well, it was settled until you showed up.
That’s a good one!!
Now that's what I call dementia! 😁
Volume 45
Trump 24
He’s dum tho
😂😂😂
I work with Dementia patience and Trump doesn't have Dementia...Joe Biden does though. You should be wondering who is running our country.
Sinead would never. May she rip
Prince wrote that song, his heirs sold his publishing to a corporation who sold the rights to Trump's campaign I assume. But he steals everything so who knows.
Fun Fact: Donnie's bronzer is called 'Deep Fryer Residue'.
I thought it looked familiar 😂
You’d think he could afford a good makeup artist. Fake billionaire gonna fake billionaire
It's called cheeto powder face
No it's, "I wiped then smeared my face" bronzer
And here I thought it was the orange residue from the toilet water tank.
He dances like an old, rusty, broken Disney animatronic 🤦
Not Disney. More like something they found in a vacant lot behind a defunct Chuck E. Cheese.
but he doesn't fall up a flight of stairs three times in 10 seconds lol.
@@stevenjohnson7068- Who does? Someone who's not running for president, maybe? Better catch up.
I call it The Spastic Colon…
@@stevenjohnson7068 Okay racist. Keep saying dumb things in defense of an incompetent fascist.
Trump: *stands there for 40 minutes to YMCA among other things*
Corporate Media: This is fine.
They say he's exhausted! 🤡
The media wants trump to win for the ratings
reps they don't like gay people just the ones that can sing
Media gets more clicks if he wins
As if Biden could do this but his age was perfectly ok even though the dementia was obvious.
I assume 45 thinks he's the father of IVF because he thinks the "iv" means involuntar
Well I am 99% sure that he has zero clue that asylum has another meaning when he rants about migrants who are coming from “prisons and insane asylums” and that nobody around him has the balls to tell him he’s wrong.
The Civil War joke:😂
None of those artists gave consent.
Consent is definitely not Trump's jam.
Never stopped him before.
They don’t have to. They don’t own their music.
Elon's looking more and more like a robot.
He looks really unwell.
@@skierprincessakify One can only hope and dream these days
Kristi Noem had the perfect opportunity to take trump out back and handle him the same way she did cricket. Kinda like when Travis had to take Old Yeller out back when he got sick.
Swaying back and forth for 30 min at a town hall instead of answering questions is sad yet hilarious at the same time
My guess about that town hall with the music is that he knew the questions the audience were asking ahead of time and he was afraid to answer them. I’m sure he would have started spinning disks and “dancing” at the Univision town hall if he thought he could get away with it.
Actually there was an attendee who had a medical emergency and his staff told him to hold off on doing the actual rally
@@genericbeansmile756for 39 minutes. Taking medical emergencies very serious.
@@genericbeansmile756it took 40 minutes to address a medical emergency? Why did he never resume answering questions during that rally? Why, instead of immediately announcing there was an emergency, did he instead yell out “Let me hear that music, please! Let me hear that music. Loud!” and then request “YMCA” twenty minutes later?
@genericbeansmile756 lies.. yes there was an emergency. But also yes he knew the questions and those asking them were plants. He just didn't want to answer any more questions
He kept requesting the music to be turned up louder. That’s sadistic if someone is actually having a medical emergency.😾
I love how their jokes are morbidly funny
You didnt watch the cold open ? 😂
The hard cut to Colin holding his face in his hands was hilarious
Don old is showing his age
His campaign is elder abuse
Elder abuse is asking bill clinton to come out and campaign. He looks so much worse than trump even though they are the same age.
Trump turning his 30 minute rally into a random crazysht freak show is hilarious 😂😂😂
It reminded me of the election at the Citadel in Rick and Morty when the one Rick is juggling lol.
"Taxes go waaay down!" *Cheering*
39 minutes😢😢😢
I know right!!
@@blondecai171 There were two medical emergencies one right after another with paramedics coming in for a while, so after that they just stopped and played music the rest of the time.
As compared to the last 3.5 years of kamala / biden freakshow ?
NGL, I didn't think he could stay awake for 40 minutes straight, let alone 'dance'.
You call that dancing? I thought he was having a stroke.
Then you haven't been paying attention. He remarkably has a lot of energy for his age. Shit, he's got a lot for my age & I'm 47. He eats like shit, and looks like shit, and somehow he's alive & got energy like that. Mental acuity, different story.
@@tiki_trash😂
I’m pretty sure the last two brain cells running the whole mess got stuck in an infinite loop.
His MAGA fans were rimming him 40 minutes straight
SHLONGED
Like this comment to traumatize Colin Jost
I can't believe they missed savaging Trump after he talked about Arnold Palmer's hog for 10 minutes at that rally.
Just too much material to use all of it.
They don’t need writers!! It just pours out of orange 🍊 fat boy!! (Who thinks he’s better looking than Harris) very presidential!! Ugh!!
When I think of how many times I’ve said “Trump” in the last decade, it has really started to bother me. That’s all he wants and he’s so good at it. He wants people to be talking and thinking about him as much as possible. That’s his motivation. Just keep his ball in the air.
😂😂😂 *That Priest joke made it in time for all the Diddy news!*
💯😂😂
That one had my jaw on the floor but lol'ing afterwards. Like, no way they said "but it was worth it" 😂
@@AidanCarey55 good point 😂
@@AidanCarey55 Agreed, they'd say "It's worth it every time." These cases never stop because they have industrialized abuse and people give them free money.
This is what a cult is!
_No matter how stupidly the leader acts, the followers follow_
SMH
“It’s the 90s” is my new favorite recurring bit
@3:20 Does everyone understand why Dumpy is sitting on a towel on that couch? Do y'all?? He can't hold his sh*t!!! He is *literally* DUMPY!
😂😂😂😅
Sinéad got to be visiting that man in his dreams!
VOTE!
Already VOTED STR8 BLUE
Dementia Don
They said unironically while their current president actually has dementia.
Theysaidunironically. MeanwhilePresidentJoeBidenFolks
@@Damitche024 I read somewhere that Biden is not running this time so all the dementia jokes only apply to Dumpster Don. Hope this helps!
@@Damitche024WTH does that say? Illiterate much??
@@默-c1r But you and all the others were turning a blind eye to Joe's dementia and still supporting him. Trump is showing no signs.
Hard to believe he went 40 minutes without lying.
I think he wants to lose. He doesn't want the job, Putin is making him run again because Putin has the pee tape and Dump owes him $billions
He paints his skin orange because he 'thinks' that white skin looks ugly.
Regards
Regards from a Tom :)
😹😹😹
Trump revealed today that Arnold Palmer gave him golf tips (just the tip) while playing thru the rough. Seems a large club is best.
This week, Chump announced his daughter was pregnant. No word yet whether or not the baby is his.
😂
TDS
i can hear colin announcing this
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmfao!
The great pumpkin is gonna lose again! 🙂💙
🤞 Hope so or America is over.. That's not exaggerating
Guess you missed the real news this week lol next month is gonna be rough for you
@@Jkrogs18- Where do you go for the real news?
@@Jkrogs18 The news that predicted the red wave in 2022?
@@Jkrogs18 You support fascism and terminating the Constitution?
2:06 Everybody in the audience should have been concerned for what was obviously a mental break for Old Yeller. Trump is exhibiting increasing psych problems since V.P. Harris destroyed him in that CBS debate. Trump came away from that debate, shell shocked, she drove Donny over the edge, Trump has never recovered what little sanity he had from before she destroyed The Old Yeller.
The last joke was the funniest. Especially Michael's impish glance in the corner after he said "It was the 90s, come on..."
You guys rock! Great delivery 😊
How long has Michael Che been saying "It's the 90s?"
Since the 90s.
Special is a great way to put it.
Grandpa's batteries need replaced. He's running down....
"Schlongled"???!😭😭😭😭😭
dancing while he crapped his pants
😂😂 and various freaks💀💀
2:03 it’s a hostage video … of everyone else there
I love Che’s new thing of saying “It’s the 90s!” lmao 😂
"It's the 90's!" Love Che's new catch phrase!😂😂😂
I only wish I could be as hopefully as Che for it to be the 90's.
Hahaha holy shit trump has dementia
hahaha not that i can tell. hes not any different now than in 2016, hes just a funny guy.
Now we know how the Dancing Plague of 1518 started... 😂
Can't unhear that one person laughing
The only song ttump should be dancing to is “jailhouse rock”
That wasn’t dancing, trump’s strings were being pulled by Pouten…
TDS
That’s the best!!! And so true!! So far up put is a$&!!!
Interesting and sad that the funniest part wasn't even a written joke. It was Trump's real dancing.
The archdiocese has 880 million dollars how & for what ? 🤔 🤔 🤔
Toys for boys
KAMALA HARRIS 🇺🇸
Donald Trump looks like he’s wearing a Halloween mask of Donald Trump.
Trump dancing wasn't the weirdest, most cringe-worthy part his rally, but the people in the background copying Trump's weird dances and saying to themselves, "We aren't weird! We don't look like freaking morons."
Super funny! 😄
Best monolog in late night talk!
Dude one lady in the audience had the most obnoxious laugh and laughed at literally EVERY joke 💀
Logged in to write the same thing
Rule No. 1: Never go to SNL with a freaky laugh
That was me! It wasn't, but don't you feel bad now?
“Stewie Griffin annoying laugh”
Kinda like on Colbert where there is ALWAYS the same lady laughing - every damn night.
May he rot in prison
I like Che’s recurring joke “it’s the 90s”
I only wish I could be as hopefully as Che for it to be the 90's.
Please vote 🗳️ no matter what state you’re in!
Memory from Cats.😂😂
🤔 If Elon keeps talking like that, Tesla will 💯 % autopilot its “Path to peace.”😂
What i want is not what WE want… “we” want to keep our billions, and not have to pay taxes, or be a philanthropist. “We” dont want labor laws forcing “us” to pay our workers more, and offer better benefits…”we “ dont want environmental regulations costing “us” to spend more money on keeping the world safe for future generations.
See, I want a world where billionaires dont exist. A world where the richest among us dont pay more in taxes, because they build hospitals, schools, bridges, give away scholarships, and feed the poor as write offs, just like its meant to be. I want a world where YOU are forced to take care of your employees- because you clearly cannot be trusted to do it on your own. I want a world where YOU are forced to be a steward to this planet, because you cannot be relied upon to do it yourself. You deal with things like lithium, which must be properly handled. And if all YOU care about are profits, YOU will take your industrial waste, dig a trench, and cover it up.
I want a world where you use the fortunes OUR country has blessed you to give back, instead of taking until you have everything, and others have nothing.
Love you guys
People who answer questions at a townhall, instead of "making this a music", are suckers and losers.
"Special" 😅
The priest "worth it" joke was brutal.
Dang it i was typing "Now that's What I Call Weird" but Colin beat me to it
That one woman is laughing too loud
Slapped his so-called hard-working crowd in the face with opera
"An amount priests called "Worth it!" There's always at least one line in this segment that makes me bust out laughing. That was it.
It's the 90's, come on.
WHY WAS TRUMP SITTING ON A BLACK TOWEL ON FOX & FRIENDS? POOPY PANTS???
It's the premise for the new CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS BOOK!!!!!!😂😂😂
He shouldn't talk about JD like that! Lmao
“Im a good actor…” okay Che…I see you…
Is that a new desk?
Is that a new Colin?
Short bus special! 😂😂
Trump dances to the oddest mix of songs because all the artists sent him cease and desist letters for using their music at his rallies. That's why he knocked Pavarotti 3 times in a row.
Anybody else noticing the woman that is obnoxiously laughing before and after the rest of the crowd!???
In my opinion, that Trump dancing thing was an attempt by his team to recreate the dancing videos coming from KamalaWalz rallies, but it failed miserably because none of his followers have the spirit within them to dance with him. They are weighed down by hate.
He had to pause the rally because an audience member had a medical emergency
Nah some of us realize we're not voting for the guy because we agree with some of the stupid things he does, we're voting for a better alternative to the selected official on the dem side because dementia Biden who won the primary got casted off to the side....
@FWDSUXARSE So you would rather vote for a felon facist who has openly admitted to wanting to get rid of the constitution and wanting to use the US army against its own people, with terriff plans that would quite literally destroy the american economy, who used his crones to shoot down an immigration bill that would have helped solve a majority of our immigration problems just so that he had a topic to run on, instead of voting for someone who wants to invest in small business, unions, and american infustructure, which would all bring an abundance of jobs amd wealth to the united states of america because you dont like her for? What exactly?
hate is all the left has, they hate everything especially themselves.
@@genericbeansmile756real long pause, and should you even call it that because he never hit play again to resume the thing once the medical issues were dealt with
This is the episode I needed
SNL made fun of harris last week and got the phone call
Honestly they don’t need a call or anything
They clearly support Kamala Harris just like any other late night talk shows
I am watching all of them because they are smarter and I agree with them politically
Trump also gives them thousands of materials 🤣🤣🤣
Elon Musk is 100% the reason why we have label warnings on eating Tide Pods.
😂😂😂Really on the Short Bus😂😂😂
LMAO "It was settled, until you showed up"
2:05 how much more shameful can she get😂😂
Political jokes are fresh and funny and not tired and exhausting. Glad partisan politics somehow replaced comedy in the U.S. Neat.
Michael Che for the win🤣
Elon says he wouldn't trust computers, but also said he was willing to PUT A COMPUTER CHIP IN HIS BRAIN! 😝
"now that's what I call Dementia" Vol. 1 🤣🤣💀💀💀
I like how even Weekend Update doesn't acknowledge Tiffany as one of Donald's kids.
They didn't add Barron in there either
That was torture for Don
There are about 30 volumes of tRump's: Now That's What I Call Dementia!