Weekend Update: Trump Dances for 40 Minutes Straight at Campaign Rally - SNL

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  • @KCBluesJams
    @KCBluesJams 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1621

    Watching the people trying to dance along is the best part 😂

    • @mirnaclavell2597
      @mirnaclavell2597 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      😂😂

    • @adsteel
      @adsteel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      Yeah, felt like a North Korean propaganda video.

    • @odradekk
      @odradekk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The best people

    • @QuakerDragon
      @QuakerDragon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Thats what you do when you are behind a cult leader.

    • @aiai-j7i
      @aiai-j7i 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      ..with their awkward frozen smiles...

  • @gazzabnaki
    @gazzabnaki 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2065

    "Civil war was settled but you showed up" is the best quote of the year!!! Bravo!

    • @dilmeral
      @dilmeral 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Exactly 😢

    • @rusethorcain
      @rusethorcain 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      That was a good one! 😆😆😆Too much truth in it.

    • @juliecarter7337
      @juliecarter7337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Amen!!

    • @Uhtredrag1080
      @Uhtredrag1080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You clowns suffer from TDS so bad. He was saying he would've prevented the civil war before it started unlike Lincoln. You can disagree all you want, but at least don't strawman him..

    • @new_filler
      @new_filler 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Let me get you a pacifier

  • @joefriday3534
    @joefriday3534 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1011

    These are amazing times…. When the SNL writers don’t even have to write this stuff! They just play the REAL clips! They are comedy gold in and of themselves!

    • @AZsunflower
      @AZsunflower 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Writers appreciate the break while editors just select clips. T really is a job killer. Vote BLUE!

    • @thomaspalmer1979
      @thomaspalmer1979 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      For eight years, behind the absolute pants-shitting nightmare, it's been comedy gold. Comedy shows don't even NEED to make fun of him or come up with material, they just have to show him doing his thing, and it's so absurd. Like, if we elect Kamala and he's gone? It's gonna be a weird shift where they're actually going to have to come up with genuine witty material again instead of just "LOL look at this idiot".

    • @iconoclast137
      @iconoclast137 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thomaspalmer1979where are you getting 8 years?

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@iconoclast137 four years of tRump running for office then holding oval office hostage + four years of him whining at "rallies" and anywhere else people would listen, about myriad things, including how he was "cheated" of continuing his criminal neglect of duty as Commander in Chief overlapping with campaigning again for another chance to stank up that office

    • @thomaspalmer1979
      @thomaspalmer1979 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@iconoclast137 I mean I guess 9 years if you count the period of time before Trump actually got elected, when nobody thought he'd actually become President? But I'm counting 2016 to today.

  • @nerdschleife
    @nerdschleife 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +816

    The hard cut to Colin holding his face in his hands was hilarious

    • @NOCALGooN916
      @NOCALGooN916 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      🤦‍♂️😂😂

    • @docpearson
      @docpearson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nerdschleife I cannot understand why There are so so many people in the United States that need help so bad so why are they letting millions and millions and millions of illegal’s running into our country and pay them money and not even take care of our people we already have. Oh, I already know and I think everybody does too…. Kamala the appointed border Czar and all her corrupt democratic conspirators are luring millions and millions and millions of illegals to cross our border just in order to garner votes to keep their corrupt butts in power. And it seems they don’t Give a hoot in hell about the people that are already here and need help so bad. All Kamala and her corrupt conspirators can think about is run millions and millions of people over our border and pay them to be here and spends millions of dollars on healthcare to people who are not even American citizens just so the politicians can garner votes from me illegal non-citizens from around the world just to keep their sorry butts in office. It’s not rocket science to understand what they’re doing. Don’t you know a billion dollars has been spent through Fema on illegal people that have been lured here with Free Money and Free healthcare dangling in front of the faces to people around the world and not taking that money and spending it on our American is just outright wrong.
      It is sickening that rather take care of our own real American citizens, the present boarder Czar Kamala and all her corrupt politicians in office are spending Billions of dollars to lure the millions and millions and millions of illegal, non-American’s (many of are carrying fentanyl with them) across the border to our country. When they could instead be spending all that money to take care of our own real American citizens. It is just sickening.

  • @Danuta628
    @Danuta628 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    What is so messed are the people who stood there with smiles on their faces and went along with it ! Omg 😆

    • @RisingPhoenix527
      @RisingPhoenix527 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Grimace, they were grimacing for dear life😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BernardMinor-g1s
      @BernardMinor-g1s หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's such a copy cat he See's people dancing and having a good time at KAMALA'S RALLY'S He tried it y'all and it back fired 😆😆🥴He goes in McDonald's and makes a fool of himself Infecting up the place 🤭 He's an embarrassment to Our Country 🗣️ VOTE KAMALA HARRIS 💙💙💙 TIM WALZ 💙🇺🇸 2024😅😅😂 WE'RE TAKING OUR COUNTRY BACK BC WE AIN'T GOING BACK 😅😂😂💙💙💙💙 CALIFORNIA ❤️🤍💙💙💙💙💙😎

    • @BaseballPlayer0
      @BaseballPlayer0 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      why wouldn't they, it was fun

    • @ms.g7208
      @ms.g7208 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Special...like really special

    • @SehrLukas
      @SehrLukas หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      it's a cult. plain and simple.

  • @Becky_Cal
    @Becky_Cal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +468

    Hi dancing to “Memories” from “They’re eating the CATS!” Was quite special 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dunbarf2413
      @dunbarf2413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I was seriously thinking that Trump's music montage was him trying to copy (very terribly) the 2024 DNC .😂🤣😂

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Becky_Cal And Trump was right! Again!😂Enjoy November!!!😂

    • @docpearson
      @docpearson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Becky_Cal I cannot understand why There are so so many people in the United States that need help so bad so why are they letting millions and millions and millions of illegal’s running into our country and pay them money and not even take care of our people we already have. Oh, I already know and I think everybody does too…. Kamala the appointed border Czar and all her corrupt democratic conspirators are luring millions and millions and millions of illegals to cross our border just in order to garner votes to keep their corrupt butts in power. And it seems they don’t Give a hoot in hell about the people that are already here and need help so bad. All Kamala and her corrupt conspirators can think about is run millions and millions of people over our border and pay them to be here and spends millions of dollars on healthcare to people who are not even American citizens just so the politicians can garner votes from me illegal non-citizens from around the world just to keep their sorry butts in office. It’s not rocket science to understand what they’re doing. Don’t you know a billion dollars has been spent through Fema on illegal people that have been lured here with Free Money and Free healthcare dangling in front of the faces to people around the world and not taking that money and spending it on our American is just outright wrong.
      It is sickening that rather take care of our own real American citizens, the present boarder Czar Kamala and all her corrupt politicians in office are spending Billions of dollars to lure the millions and millions and millions of illegal, non-American’s (many of are carrying fentanyl with them) across the border to our country. When they could instead be spending all that money to take care of our own real American citizens. It is just sickening.

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dunbarf2413 Yeah, NAH you weren't You just had to post that to get paid..

    • @dunbarf2413
      @dunbarf2413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@portiawilcox3120 Except it wasn't Haitians...it was an American white guy. Trump was lying AGAIN! 🤣😂🤣

  • @Monkeyshine911
    @Monkeyshine911 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +971

    “It was settled until you came along.” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @H4ckRn00B
      @H4ckRn00B 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      funny cos it's true. oh wait, no, not funny.

    • @caseycoleman394
      @caseycoleman394 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂

    • @docpearson
      @docpearson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Monkeyshine911 I cannot understand why There are so so many people in the United States that need help so bad so why are they letting millions and millions and millions of illegal’s running into our country and pay them money and not even take care of our people we already have. Oh, I already know and I think everybody does too…. Kamala the appointed border Czar and all her corrupt democratic conspirators are luring millions and millions and millions of illegals to cross our border just in order to garner votes to keep their corrupt butts in power. And it seems they don’t Give a hoot in hell about the people that are already here and need help so bad. All Kamala and her corrupt conspirators can think about is run millions and millions of people over our border and pay them to be here and spends millions of dollars on healthcare to people who are not even American citizens just so the politicians can garner votes from me illegal non-citizens from around the world just to keep their sorry butts in office. It’s not rocket science to understand what they’re doing. Don’t you know a billion dollars has been spent through Fema on illegal people that have been lured here with Free Money and Free healthcare dangling in front of the faces to people around the world and not taking that money and spending it on our American is just outright wrong.
      It is sickening that rather take care of our own real American citizens, the present boarder Czar Kamala and all her corrupt politicians in office are spending Billions of dollars to lure the millions and millions and millions of illegal, non-American’s (many of are carrying fentanyl with them) across the border to our country. When they could instead be spending all that money to take care of our own real American citizens. It is just sickening.

    • @DNew7
      @DNew7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like Obama is the one who was separating us! Before him we were all blended hanging out together!

    • @JazzYachtrocker
      @JazzYachtrocker หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are we in a civil war right now?

  • @michaelwoolcock5600
    @michaelwoolcock5600 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +736

    And Dominion's lawyers be like, "BRING IT!"

    • @TamaraShelton-i1r
      @TamaraShelton-i1r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Sweet they can sue him for even more money than they did the last time lol

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@TamaraShelton-i1r They didn't sue him, they sued Fox - and won.

    • @sagaswp
      @sagaswp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@TroIIingThemSoftly Didn't they successfully sue Mike Lindel too? Not like they'll get any money from mr. Lumpy Pillows but still, it's the principle of the thing.

    • @jacobgarcia6760
      @jacobgarcia6760 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And then it came out the voting machines can be accessed by hackers 😂

    • @jamesharris40001
      @jamesharris40001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      demz need a dum candidaete to do their korupt biddeng and then cheeit their way into office to blead tax peyers

  • @timgriffin807
    @timgriffin807 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +265

    Thanks Colin and Michael .. I watch too much real news, so I truly love being able to watch your version and smile and laugh for a change !! Keep up the great work.

    • @lonniedahlstrom110
      @lonniedahlstrom110 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Unfortunately most people get their distorted news from places like SNL. Sad.

    • @49reasons
      @49reasons 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@lonniedahlstrom110- Unfortunately, people like you spout such nonsense, and other people believe you. Sadder still.

    • @uptick888
      @uptick888 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There is no real news

    • @Alexandria01
      @Alexandria01 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@lonniedahlstrom110 you are aware that this is a comedy show and that they are poking fun at real news and have been for 50 years?

    • @DNew7
      @DNew7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Too funny! Make America great again!!! He loves us and America so much and the 1st and 2nd amendment and all the bill of rights and constitution! He stands by it! I love how hes so funny and personable with people! He was so awesome at McDonald’s!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 at yesterdays Kamala rally, someone yelled out “Jesus loves you”!! Kamala said “you’re at the wrong rally, the one you want is down the street “! WHOA! 😮 THATS SO NASTY! So she said it out of her own mouth, Dems are against God and life, SO they are for and COMMUNISM AND DEATH, and murder… and illegals raping and killing our citizens, driving into people on the street or on motorcycles, and she gave NC people who lost everything,,, basically NOTHING… but $750.00 IF THEY SAY YOU QUALIFY! Yet illegals get $2500 per person plus $5000 a month plus take over beautiful hotels in NYC and other places, which are now ruined, and they/she, is for cutting girls breast off and tell them ok you can be a boy at the tender age of 12 when girls go through that awkward period! I know a 18 year old who hates her school for convincing her to let them cut her breast off and took pills that changed her voice and looks! She is so pissed off for butting into her life as she was growing up and doing others! And cutting off penis’s too and let them where dresses. They were just experimenting with their natural growth of life! Now they’re trying to go back to being the boy they are. DNA doesn’t change so it messes with their brain! These are evil people! Satan said he was going to get God where it hurts. Corrupting His creation of the little innocent children who need to be protected not made into freaks. So many are committing suicide, killing other kids and teachers! Share on these workers of Satan destroying God’s creation! In more ways than one! All states but 8 let women kill their babies which is a gift from God, at anytime they want up to partial birth then kill the big 7-8 lb baby right there by stabbing them in their heads and necks!
      Why not give them to a couple who can’t have children? That’s so selfish and self centered and narcissistic behaviors these Dems are! They don’t have JOY, or TOLERANCE OR LET PEOPLE BE WHO THEY ARE. IF THEY ARE FOR GOD SO BEIT! If someone wants to be gay let them. If someone wants to put women’s clothes on more power to them! But STOP TRYING TO CHANGE INNOCENT PEOPLE! Turn back to God! Jesus loves you all so much that He selflessly left His beautiful Heaven to come here to die for our sins! His blood He shed covers up all our sin and removes it all to the lake of forgetfulness! He sets you free from being a stave to Satan. Which Satan hates losing. But I read the end of the book and Jesus wins with all His believers!! You can start life over and start clean and forgiven! ❤❤❤✝️✝️✝️🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
      Trump wished Kamala happy birthday and said he would send her Flowers while he was working the French fries at McDonald’s! He was giving people their orders by surprise! It was so cool!!

  • @spicytomango
    @spicytomango 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +470

    I love how their jokes are morbidly funny

    • @winwinwin282828
      @winwinwin282828 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You didnt watch the cold open ? 😂

    • @fallfestivities486
      @fallfestivities486 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ❤❤❤

    • @gettingkilt
      @gettingkilt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I love how Trump clips were their own jokes.

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@spicytomango Lol,enjoy November! Bringing back a REAL man,to show you how a country “should “ be run!!💯

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gettingkilt Dem misfits are the only joke going on! 11 more days and this freak show is OVER! Enjoy!!😂

  • @andrewsiele5645
    @andrewsiele5645 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +460

    Christine Noem dancing along with Donald Trump is metaphoric for simping in display

    • @lindasmith3648
      @lindasmith3648 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      She’s the worst 🤡

    • @darlenerutledge2784
      @darlenerutledge2784 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That was so funny😂

    • @AmazonEnforcer
      @AmazonEnforcer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tifanny from Moms for Lib was HOT

    • @margauxf4321
      @margauxf4321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Don't you mean literal? Because she was *literally doing it.

    • @Billinois78
      @Billinois78 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@margauxf4321 I think he meant her doing it was symbolic of the Trump cult as a whole.

  • @terri200
    @terri200 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    You both are such a joy to the weekend!! The laughter and fun you bring along with the news clips are brilliant!! Thank you both so very much!!🙏💖🪶💞✨️💜

  • @KnialPiper
    @KnialPiper 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    VOTE!

    • @peggywoods4327
      @peggywoods4327 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I DID! 🗳🌊🌊🌊🗳🗽

    • @davidbecker2107
      @davidbecker2107 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Blue Wave 2024!

    • @MariaHopwood
      @MariaHopwood 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes vote Trump

    • @nellier3468
      @nellier3468 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💙💙💙

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @userOSBERT Poor you!Waste of a vote!😂

  • @LepRECON.
    @LepRECON. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

    Special is a great way to put it.

    • @LotsofLisa
      @LotsofLisa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      “Mini musical strokes” is an even greater way to put it.

    • @Janice-sb7qw
      @Janice-sb7qw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      So special!

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LepRECON. very special to true Americans! Trump IS your next President!! Enjoy!?💪🇺🇸🎉🎉

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM หลายเดือนก่อน

      Very special!!

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LyonsM 👈Sooo jealous of Trump!💯😂

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +419

    Trump referring to someone ELSE as a "fat pig" is the epitome of irony

    • @veganbadass
      @veganbadass 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Narcissists project themselves.

    • @Billinois78
      @Billinois78 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      He has a lot of ironic quotes, such as calling other people dangerous, radical lunatics bent on world domination.

    • @markalexander3659
      @markalexander3659 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Billinois78 Oh yeah, and accusing Kamala of being a liar lol

    • @thorkushari4027
      @thorkushari4027 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Billinois78Like Kissinger or Soros? 😂

    • @joebidenshusband6593
      @joebidenshusband6593 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@markalexander3659I mean she is, every time she says
      “And let me be clear”
      She’s lying

  • @Redridge07
    @Redridge07 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +578

    1:37 The saddest part are the people in the audience pretending this was normal.

    • @WHENDOESTHISGUYSHUTUP
      @WHENDOESTHISGUYSHUTUP 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wdym?

    • @renren3662
      @renren3662 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brainwashed people so sad.

    • @markvader1154
      @markvader1154 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You aren’t very smart are you

    • @thorocomments
      @thorocomments 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      At this point it is…

    • @markd.5471
      @markd.5471 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sad, sadder, saddest: The 2016, 2020, and 2024 Elections.
      America can't the free world right now because 40% of voters don't live in reality.

  • @jamesonp3873
    @jamesonp3873 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1204

    Trump and Noem look like the drunk aunt and uncle on the dance floor at a wedding reception.

    • @TurbidTG1
      @TurbidTG1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well one is the racist and the other is a puppy killer so.

    • @Lois-o1f
      @Lois-o1f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😢​😢😢😢😢😢😢😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @outerrealm
      @outerrealm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@ringwormsherm Still looks like someone's drunk uncle. Don't let him drive or use power tools.

    • @cindywolff1108
      @cindywolff1108 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Noem, the chump's lap dog.

    • @titusmaximus7278
      @titusmaximus7278 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      More like the creepy uncle and the freaky niece. Name of dance the Gravel pit Rumble

  • @julieswenson6934
    @julieswenson6934 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    Noem looked like she was encouraging an elderly dementia patient to participate in senior singalong day at the group home.

    • @lawe895
      @lawe895 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@julieswenson6934 Lol,only dementia patient is traitor Joe!😂😂😂That’s not working either! Everything has backfired on the desperate Dems BIGLY!💯😂

    • @laurie6463
      @laurie6463 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@julieswenson6934 You people are sooo pathetically jealous of Trump!💯😂

    • @julieswenson6934
      @julieswenson6934 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@portiawilcox3120 Whatever helps you sleep at night🙄

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1226

    Elon always looks like he's drawn wrong.

    • @EmilyPrice-h4z
      @EmilyPrice-h4z 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bad built butch body crew… all day!

    • @rusethorcain
      @rusethorcain 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      So funny! So true.

    • @MachWonder
      @MachWonder 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Hmm, I assume I’m on your side in general but I don’t think he can help how he looks. He obviously has slightly “special” facial features.

    • @frauleota
      @frauleota 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😅😅😅

    • @cyndianderson7056
      @cyndianderson7056 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂

  • @beyondaboundary6034
    @beyondaboundary6034 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    The last joke was the funniest. Especially Michael's impish glance in the corner after he said "It was the 90s, come on..."

    • @christophermanley3602
      @christophermanley3602 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It’s a running gag

    • @ChiSoxRox2005
      @ChiSoxRox2005 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The spirit of Norm lives on!

    • @dnice374
      @dnice374 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it was savage - and on point.

    • @almostnw155
      @almostnw155 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I genuinely gasped

  • @melissak8419
    @melissak8419 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Can't wait for the skits next week with him working at McD's handing out French fries. 😆🤣😆🤣

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@melissak8419 Lol,strategic genius! Brilliant retail politics! You clearly know it too!💯😂

    • @chadmatthew8339
      @chadmatthew8339 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Melissa did that make you SALTY?

  • @YzerWings
    @YzerWings 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1692

    This is the most embarrassing election of my lifetime.

    • @tradeladder146
      @tradeladder146 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      The World is Loving this Comedy Show. 😂😂

    • @whatsplayingproductions9640
      @whatsplayingproductions9640 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@tradeladder146 especially china!

    • @Leopoldshark
      @Leopoldshark 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

      The most embarrassing election of your lifetime so far

    • @dilmeral
      @dilmeral 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Absolute horror show

    • @kiras3180
      @kiras3180 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      If there's another... ​@@Leopoldshark

  • @ellzgoespro6568
    @ellzgoespro6568 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +383

    Can we please Make Normal Great Again?!

    • @SupaSoniQ
      @SupaSoniQ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Make MANGA

    • @ShawneeETV
      @ShawneeETV 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Please!

    • @lightning9494
      @lightning9494 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@SupaSoniQAhhhh underrated comment comment

    • @TheGreatSalsaMan
      @TheGreatSalsaMan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      We’re trying! Trump2024

    • @Alexthegreat27
      @Alexthegreat27 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@TheGreatSalsaManFor prison

  • @t2themk2thec
    @t2themk2thec 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

    I love how Noem tried to normalize Trumps awkward dancing by joining him. She absolutely knew that Trump and the whole rally was a DISASTER! Couldn't make me happier.

    • @DailySource
      @DailySource 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      So true. But it’s sad how little dignity or self respect she has, and how eager she is to brown nose such an evil person.

    • @ann5944
      @ann5944 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i love that for her 😂

    • @skyrider4ever
      @skyrider4ever หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yer special...

    • @rg8438
      @rg8438 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This aged like milk

  • @elizabethlarson9655
    @elizabethlarson9655 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +699

    Trump: Why wasn't the Civil War settled?
    Colin: Well, it was settled until you showed up.

    • @juliecarter7337
      @juliecarter7337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      That’s a good one!!

    • @JamesSimmons-d1t
      @JamesSimmons-d1t 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To Trampoo, settling up is 'out of court', as to Elongated Community Mushbrain lives of marsonauts and taxi customers are just...experimental animals. Tell Woodward Covid ten times worse than flu, must wear masks...same dat, tells public 'xact opposite. Voters...expermental animals, ants invisible from his foolsgolden tower.

    • @Uhtredrag1080
      @Uhtredrag1080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yea, we saw the clip, and the joke was lame.

    • @johnshite4656
      @johnshite4656 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@Uhtredrag1080 The joke is that MAGA is the Confederates. And it's less funny, more poignant.

    • @bobicus
      @bobicus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@johnshite4656 ah yes the Less funny strategy that SNL has been using for years now....

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2400

    Now that's what I call dementia! 😁

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      Volume 45

    • @southrules
      @southrules 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      He’s dum tho

    • @Serpe10
      @Serpe10 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂😂

    • @LastTinsoldier
      @LastTinsoldier 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂 hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

    • @LastTinsoldier
      @LastTinsoldier 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ringwormshermyep 24 extra counts of fraud 🤥

  • @melissak8419
    @melissak8419 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Governor Kristi Noem's face says it all, and looks like a nursing home director guiding her clients.

    • @Lineback3r54
      @Lineback3r54 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So, like Dr Jill biden?

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Lineback3r54 probably not, dude. So strange

    • @Lineback3r54
      @Lineback3r54 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @vidmasterK1 idk what is strange about it. It was in this video that they joked that "path to peace" was the old folks' home biden will be in in 3 months.

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    Trump revealed today that Arnold Palmer gave him golf tips (just the tip) while playing thru the rough. Seems a large club is best.

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      👈Jealous of Arnold too????😂Yep!!!💯Your next President!!!!

    • @dariovictor6409
      @dariovictor6409 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂

    • @TamaraShelton-i1r
      @TamaraShelton-i1r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is their obsession with genitals? 😂

    • @nooneanybodyknows7912
      @nooneanybodyknows7912 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Appendage envy. 😂

  • @NannaP27
    @NannaP27 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    "Schlongled"???!😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lizboard6833
      @lizboard6833 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Predators stick up for each other I guess

    • @77Creation
      @77Creation 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      "It's the 90s..." 😂

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      New term just dropped

    • @doreeb6314
      @doreeb6314 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So inappropriate which should be his middle name. And how could people vote for a guy who constantly defends and hangs out with sexual predators, Weinstein, Epstein, Diddy, etc.

    • @roxymodest
      @roxymodest 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What does this even mean???

  • @ChickenWang-b2t
    @ChickenWang-b2t หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Idc trump is my president 😂😂😂 he cracks me up and says it how it is

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    That civils wars jokes was brutal 😂.

    • @Uhtredrag1080
      @Uhtredrag1080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It was lame.

    • @ashbeck1736
      @ashbeck1736 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Uhtredrag1080 So very true though.😂

    • @Uhtredrag1080
      @Uhtredrag1080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ashbeck1736 Not even remotely true.

    • @ashbeck1736
      @ashbeck1736 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Uhtredrag1080 On video several times djt is now calling half of Americans the "enemy within" with suggestions of using the military against them and protesters. So VERY VERY true. Backed up by a fellow MAGA nut job and djt supporter MTG who last year called for a civil war. No American politicians since the Civil War has ever stated this type of anti-Constitutional garbage. Look it up it is widely available online.

    • @ashbeck1736
      @ashbeck1736 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Uhtredrag1080 What do you think he means by calling half of Americans "enemy within" and suggest using the military against them? It doesn't "remotely" have the same ring as when said that he and Kim Jong Un sent "love letters" to each other or when he openly praises and admires Putin. This is what he says of murderous dictators, but calls Americans who don't support him the "enemy within." Live in your delusional world it you can't handle the truth as the joke is VERY VERY TRUE, and really not funny because what he says is so anti-Constitutional.

  • @blastlachy2802
    @blastlachy2802 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    Sinead would never. May she RIP

    • @flux928
      @flux928 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Prince wrote that song, his heirs sold his publishing to a corporation who sold the rights to Trump's campaign I assume. But he steals everything so who knows.

    • @acediscovery
      @acediscovery 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Absolutely - she would be FURIOUS.

    • @kitm141
      @kitm141 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He just guaranteed Sinead will haunt him for the rest of his life.

    • @groverg7287
      @groverg7287 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Back in March O’Connor’s estate and her record label, Chrysalis, demanded Trump “desist from using her music immediately" at his events.

    • @MWorsa
      @MWorsa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      She’d be ripping up a picture of him on SNL.

  • @RandomNEGuy
    @RandomNEGuy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Have posted this elsewhere.... Have watched this show for almost 50 years (mid 70s) - still so funny. Thank you SNL for a lifetime of comedy.

  • @WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean
    @WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    Correction: It was NOT a campaign rally. It was SUPPOSED to be a town hall. That's the whole point. A town hall is question/answer format. The whole point is that he was supposed to answer questions.

    • @user-ud1gg1we8q
      @user-ud1gg1we8q 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Old man Trump was too tired to answer questions. It's exhausting to lie all the time and ramble incoherently.

    • @SaveOurEarth1777
      @SaveOurEarth1777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      But instead he just danced.

    • @darbymori350
      @darbymori350 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@SaveOurEarth1777 if you can call that dancing 🤦

    • @3ch1dna07
      @3ch1dna07 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@darbymori350it was old white man dancing. It mimics the muscle spasms I get from time to time. 😂😂

    • @kassandrad6540
      @kassandrad6540 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He did. He answered questions after the medical emergency of two people in the crowd. He was just waiting for the paramedics to do what they needed to do to help them. He’s awkward AF and we all know that. The dancing was weird but he was trying to be respectful. Damn. Seek your information from places other than the daily show and big media outlets that are all largely owned by one man. But no, there’s no way that man in question has an agenda. Nothing to see here.

  • @dougkimzey4518
    @dougkimzey4518 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +406

    Trump dances like the Woodchuck from Caddyshack.

    • @Bailemos888
      @Bailemos888 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      😂

    • @fyrenset
      @fyrenset 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      spot on 😅

    • @antarchy1
      @antarchy1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      The woodchuck can move his hips.

    • @laurakali6522
      @laurakali6522 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Groundhog has more rhythm.

    • @Wayzor_
      @Wayzor_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It was a Gopher

  • @deirdre8744
    @deirdre8744 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    "Hey, Mr. Tangerine man play a song for me."

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +699

    Trump: *stands there for 40 minutes to YMCA among other things*
    Corporate Media: This is fine.

    • @ChrisWehadababyitsaboy
      @ChrisWehadababyitsaboy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      They say he's exhausted! 🤡

    • @NCR-National-Reclamation-Gov
      @NCR-National-Reclamation-Gov 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The media wants trump to win for the ratings

    • @shinister9720
      @shinister9720 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      reps they don't like gay people just the ones that can sing

    • @mattep74
      @mattep74 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Media gets more clicks if he wins

    • @The1stDukeDroklar
      @The1stDukeDroklar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As if Biden could do this but his age was perfectly ok even though the dementia was obvious.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    Fun Fact: Donnie's bronzer is called 'Deep Fryer Residue'.

    • @threetreasures7698
      @threetreasures7698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I thought it looked familiar 😂

    • @johnparrott4689
      @johnparrott4689 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      You’d think he could afford a good makeup artist. Fake billionaire gonna fake billionaire

    • @outerrealm
      @outerrealm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's called cheeto powder face

    • @titusmaximus7278
      @titusmaximus7278 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No it's, "I wiped then smeared my face" bronzer

    • @kellywest8168
      @kellywest8168 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And here I thought it was the orange residue from the toilet water tank.

  • @margauxf4321
    @margauxf4321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    I almost genuinely spit out an entire mouthful of coffee as that NOW CD line dropped 😂😂😂 I want to shake that writer's hand because OMG that's the first thing in a long time that got me so good 😂

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@margauxf4321 😂You’ll be spitting out your coffee November 5,when Trump is elected!! Enjoy!! Freak show is over!!

  • @1dareu2mov3
    @1dareu2mov3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    I love Che’s new thing of saying “It’s the 90s!” lmao 😂

  • @mr-boo
    @mr-boo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    You guys rock! Great delivery 😊

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your great delivery,comes Election Day,when Trump is delivered back to the WH!! He’ll ensure Dems never get anywhere near it again! You can bet on that!!!!🤡💯😂Enjoy!!!!

  • @natalieford3238
    @natalieford3238 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Elon Musk looks like he escaped from an episode of Beavis & Butthead😂

  • @MusicfromMarrs
    @MusicfromMarrs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +331

    The latest dance move: the Trump - stand stiffly and move 1 or both arms from the elbow.

    • @PurringKITTY-t8n
      @PurringKITTY-t8n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😹😹😹

    • @titusmaximus7278
      @titusmaximus7278 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Finger dancing at its finest

    • @ChristinaRoDyk
      @ChristinaRoDyk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Did you notice when Noem tried to join his hand waving dance move and he immediately stopped and ignored her? 😂😂😂

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wasn't that called "The Biden" some three or four months ago?

    • @cyndianderson7056
      @cyndianderson7056 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Don't forget the j@¢king off giraffes move. 😂😂😂 (Per Dave Bautista's video. Lol. )

  • @ZYX261
    @ZYX261 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    Grandpa's batteries need replaced. He's running down....

    • @edg3048
      @edg3048 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Sorry, the tv remote takes priority.

    • @ZYX261
      @ZYX261 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @edg3048 almost laughing too hard to type! Thanks!

    • @jljordan1
      @jljordan1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Sundowning

    • @einundzwanzigster5618
      @einundzwanzigster5618 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a lot of hypocrisy coming from you. Assuming you are a democrat? You can correct me wrong

    • @ZYX261
      @ZYX261 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@einundzwanzigster5618 You are wrong.

  • @mailyak442
    @mailyak442 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:01 the woman next to him looks so concerned but she’s trying not to show it 😂

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +249

    Someone came up with a great name for the Cyber Truck. The "Deplorian"
    Edit: I wonder how many cool and appropriate names we can come up with.

    • @kellysargent1116
      @kellysargent1116 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Excellent name for it. It's just so ridiculous.

    • @Godric_71
      @Godric_71 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @kellysargent1116 Right? In my opinion, it's ugly as hell. Plus, I've heard more bad things about it than good. I have a fairly recent distain for Musk. He used to be someone that I really appreciated. He did a lot of good for the country and the world. He played a major role in saving America's space program and he was the first company to mass produce EVs. Then, he hooked up with trump. And, like everyone else who does, he went straight in the golden toilet.

    • @frauleota
      @frauleota 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Only BOOMERS understand 😉

    • @Godric_71
      @Godric_71 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @frauleota I'm Gen-X and I understood immediately.
      🤘😎🤘

    • @lookupverazhou8599
      @lookupverazhou8599 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You'll never be able to afford one.

  • @TheNeoVid
    @TheNeoVid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    Hard to believe he went 40 minutes without lying.

    • @Ivartshiva
      @Ivartshiva 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he wants to lose. He doesn't want the job, Putin is making him run again because Putin has the pee tape and Dump owes him $billions

    • @tomdavies6443
      @tomdavies6443 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He paints his skin orange because he 'thinks' that white skin looks ugly.
      Regards
      Regards from a Tom :)

    • @PurringKITTY-t8n
      @PurringKITTY-t8n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😹😹😹

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's a new record for him

    • @Carn_Is_Done
      @Carn_Is_Done 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      His trying to convince people he can dance was his lying there

  • @Heather-xz8fk
    @Heather-xz8fk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Imagine what the corporate media would have done if Kamala behaved like trump does.

    • @chadmatthew8339
      @chadmatthew8339 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They'd hide it from ever reaching the airwaves like they did with the CBS hitjob editing of Kamala's actual answers.

  • @alexcadle1369
    @alexcadle1369 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    2:06 Everybody in the audience should have been concerned for what was obviously a mental break for Old Yeller. Trump is exhibiting increasing psych problems since V.P. Harris destroyed him in that CBS debate. Trump came away from that debate, shell shocked, she drove Donny over the edge, Trump has never recovered what little sanity he had from before she destroyed The Old Yeller.

    • @dahat1992
      @dahat1992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is the first ever case of someone directly giving someone else dimentia! Harris scraped all she could off Biden, given that he's the only living person even close to Trump's age, and dumped it on Trump. Just to see if he could take it.

    • @atgtrading
      @atgtrading 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Keep dreaming mate. Kamala cannot do or say anything without a teleprompter and the whole panel stacked in her favor. Her policies are bad and will not do anything to change America (which your current administration F**** up in the first place.) The economy was far better under Trump. How can you be so naive. You may not like Trumps personality - but the stats speak for themselves - when he was president USA had low inflation, secure border and the general public could afford the things they cannot afford now.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's expected to win by a landslide, he's doing fine.

    •  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Trump is out of his mind and anyone who votes for him is a fool

    • @RC-qf3mp
      @RC-qf3mp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And yet, Kamala wants men in women’s prisons. How is that not nuts too?

  • @tickytacky8078
    @tickytacky8078 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    None of those artists gave consent.

    • @createallow3126
      @createallow3126 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      Consent is definitely not Trump's jam.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Never stopped him before.

    • @magasaurus7210
      @magasaurus7210 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They don’t have to. They don’t own their music.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@magasaurus7210true. The record labels do. And they certainly don't want it either. And they have the power to do legal action

    • @POWERFORCE77
      @POWERFORCE77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Grab'em buy the pussy"- Trump

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    4:00 - "I'm a good actor," says Michael Che to the husband of freakin' Scarlett Johansen!

  • @PenelopePitstop0078
    @PenelopePitstop0078 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    The Civil War joke:😂

    • @437765513
      @437765513 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trump will win nevertheless 🇺🇸

  • @derpycow3916
    @derpycow3916 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +342

    He dances like an old, rusty, broken Disney animatronic 🤦

    • @racookster
      @racookster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not Disney. More like something they found in a vacant lot behind a defunct Chuck E. Cheese.

    • @stevenjohnson7068
      @stevenjohnson7068 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      but he doesn't fall up a flight of stairs three times in 10 seconds lol.

    • @racookster
      @racookster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@stevenjohnson7068- Who does? Someone who's not running for president, maybe? Better catch up.

    • @1947bonanza
      @1947bonanza 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I call it The Spastic Colon…

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@stevenjohnson7068 Okay racist. Keep saying dumb things in defense of an incompetent fascist.

  • @darrylskylar8757
    @darrylskylar8757 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    NOW That’s What I Called Dementia! vol 1🤣

    • @rg8438
      @rg8438 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yes, let the bitterness flow through you. YOU LOST. shhh... no more tears now, only dreams.

  • @maxdudek4911
    @maxdudek4911 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    “It’s the 90s” is my new favorite recurring bit

    • @metaLungiez
      @metaLungiez 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Mine too. 😂

    • @ethanshusband8913
      @ethanshusband8913 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same. 😅😅🤣🤣

  • @johnshite4656
    @johnshite4656 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    $880 Million is nothing to the Archdiocese of LA. That's a DISCOUNT on business as usual.

    • @RAMelloh-ij5sl
      @RAMelloh-ij5sl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tax this bloody cult.

    • @Whynotmini
      @Whynotmini 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Doubt it I’m in the diocese of San bernadino which has more Catholics

    • @dano6306
      @dano6306 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Probably the amount of taxes they dodge in a single quarterly earnings report.

    • @johnshite4656
      @johnshite4656 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dano6306 Oh My God. ..... Just imagine if we actually made churches paying their fair share because they're businesses, not charities..... I salivate over thoughts like this. Want some funding for Universal Healthcare? How bout some UBI?? 😆

  • @youngarnold4
    @youngarnold4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Good lord people please vote for Kamala Harris and save us from this insane man. He is not normal!

  • @toothlessseer3153
    @toothlessseer3153 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    This is what a cult is!
    _No matter how stupidly the leader acts, the followers follow_
    SMH

    • @6421rich
      @6421rich 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dancing means you have dementia?

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@6421richit way beyond the 49 minutes of dancing buddy

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@6421rich You call ... that, dancing? And he's been dealing with dementia for years now. Pay attention

    • @onclebob2178
      @onclebob2178 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      81 millions voting for a mummy

    • @krzysztofbmx2892
      @krzysztofbmx2892 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      78 year old man dancing for 40 minutes is quite impressive

  • @michaelschwartz8730
    @michaelschwartz8730 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    I assume 45 thinks he's the father of IVF because he thinks the "iv" means involuntary

    • @marquisdelafayette1929
      @marquisdelafayette1929 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Well I am 99% sure that he has zero clue that asylum has another meaning when he rants about migrants who are coming from “prisons and insane asylums” and that nobody around him has the balls to tell him he’s wrong.

    • @stephanbaehr6566
      @stephanbaehr6566 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He is hinting pretty strongly that at least some of his kids are IVF babies no? As in, he couldnt do the job himself?

    • @groverg7287
      @groverg7287 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      At first I thought Trump said he was the father of IBS, what with all the farting and such.

    • @TonyFromFlorida
      @TonyFromFlorida 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Someone in the crowd had a medical emergency and he played music untill the paramedics removed the person which took 40mins ……

    • @user-ud1gg1we8q
      @user-ud1gg1we8q 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@groverg7287 That would be more accurate and believable.

  • @lynnwilliams5735
    @lynnwilliams5735 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Trump having them play "Memory" from Cats 🤣

  • @iComico777
    @iComico777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    😂😂😂 *That Priest joke made it in time for all the Diddy news!*

    • @JawnTube01
      @JawnTube01 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      💯😂😂

    • @AidanCarey55
      @AidanCarey55 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That one had my jaw on the floor but lol'ing afterwards. Like, no way they said "but it was worth it" 😂

    • @iComico777
      @iComico777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AidanCarey55 good point 😂

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AidanCarey55 Agreed, they'd say "It's worth it every time." These cases never stop because they have industrialized abuse and people give them free money.

  • @Squatch_needs_no_heroes
    @Squatch_needs_no_heroes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    2:03 it’s a hostage video … of everyone else there

    • @TheMulToyVerse
      @TheMulToyVerse 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I picked up a different vibe…
      🖐️🤚 Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to f*** with!
      Sure they weren’t making the most perfect Wu-Tang Financial hand symbol, but the upper body motion was pretty on-point, lol

    • @PaulKnittle
      @PaulKnittle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I bet they had a contract to not leave and an NDA

  • @constancepetersen9635
    @constancepetersen9635 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've been trying to come up with something for IVF. You guys nailed it.😂😂

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1010

    "Trump is like a pumpkin, orange, hollow inside and needs be thrown out in November" 🎃

    • @heytheredela
      @heytheredela 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      WORRDDD!!! 🙌🏽

    • @juliecarter7337
      @juliecarter7337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Amen!!!

    • @lookupverazhou8599
      @lookupverazhou8599 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Name one Kamala policy.

    • @PsychoThirteen
      @PsychoThirteen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kamala doesn't have a clue as to what's going on - and she's been like that since she was born.
      Open borders and free flowing drugs = Harris
      Regulated borders and stop the madness = TRUMP!

    • @alsantoshsantana8803
      @alsantoshsantana8803 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂 Love that

  • @CAP198462
    @CAP198462 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    The only song ttump should be dancing to is “jailhouse rock”

    • @ScarySkele
      @ScarySkele 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Preferably in a jail cell for 20-24 yrs

    • @chillabrew_glycolinstall
      @chillabrew_glycolinstall 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is he a banker from 2008 or part of Perdu phrma?

    • @senorpepper3405
      @senorpepper3405 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He may be groovin to hail to the chief. should be an interesting Tuesday for sure.

    • @AmazonEnforcer
      @AmazonEnforcer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes slay! I am hearing he will be behind bars before end of year!!

    • @markvader1154
      @markvader1154 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hes going to be your next president. Cope harder

  • @mayasmith650
    @mayasmith650 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “SPECIAL.. really SPECIAL” 🎯🎯🎯💀🤣🤣

    • @portiawilcox3120
      @portiawilcox3120 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mayasmith650 Trump is a strategic genius! You people are sooo jealous of him! How you ever thought clueless SCAMala could take him on is hilarious!!!

  • @sandytrunks
    @sandytrunks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    @3:20 Does everyone understand why Dumpy is sitting on a towel on that couch? Do y'all?? He can't hold his sh*t!!! He is *literally* DUMPY!

    • @marilynjohnson8529
      @marilynjohnson8529 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂😅

    • @svscared
      @svscared 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I thought that was his suit jacket? But if it is a towel I'm pretty sure that means he has hemorrhoids.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@svscared It was definitely a towel. His worn out, long overused diapers just can't handle anymore weight

    • @stereoroid
      @stereoroid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Wouldn’t the others notice the smell? Maybe Trump’s supporters are right, his shit really don’t stink. 💩

    • @ahillmann
      @ahillmann 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@stereoroid Based on the statements by several people who have worked with him, around him or just spent time near him from over the years, he does smell bad.

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    Love that weekend update has more ball to go there with the dementia stuff 🤣.

    • @patrickmaline4258
      @patrickmaline4258 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      balls… the word you’re looking for is balls. the s is important. plus i like saying balls. balls.
      the english say bollocks, which is also fun, or i wouldn’t have mentioned it. bollocks.
      maybe if “the news” wasn’t corporate propaganda, they would have some balls too, but ever since ronnie ray-gun deregulated the mainstream media and the press, it’s been corporate propaganda. they’re not going to pass up even a slight chance for more deregulation and more tax cuts.
      ☮️❤️🌏🌎🌍

    • @natashab3412
      @natashab3412 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah. He is loosing it. Trump Blew a gasket.

    • @TheGreatSalsaMan
      @TheGreatSalsaMan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@natashab3412 He stopped the rally because someone in attendance passed out from heat exhaustion and he refused to continue until he knew she was ok so they played music in the meantime…but yeah ok lets mock him for caring about his people like a decent human being 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @natashab3412
      @natashab3412 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheGreatSalsaMan lol thats NOT what i was referring to
      Did yoy hear what he said ?!
      Wack job that he us
      Lying & disrespecting Arnold Palmer & his wife. In such a vile manner . Gross

    • @natashab3412
      @natashab3412 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@TheGreatSalsaMan
      & anyway the event youre referring to they " played music " almost the entire time.
      So m.i.m.s.
      People passed out twice
      & no busses awaiting the crowds , hot mess.

  • @Molly-b9o
    @Molly-b9o หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    NOW that's what I call your President.

  • @jeffreykipperman6894
    @jeffreykipperman6894 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "It's the 90's!" Love Che's new catch phrase!😂😂😂

  • @skellener
    @skellener 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Please just make it stop. He needs to be in prison, not on the ballot.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    NGL, I didn't think he could stay awake for 40 minutes straight, let alone 'dance'.

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      You call that dancing? I thought he was having a stroke.

    • @dabiggchill06
      @dabiggchill06 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then you haven't been paying attention. He remarkably has a lot of energy for his age. Shit, he's got a lot for my age & I'm 47. He eats like shit, and looks like shit, and somehow he's alive & got energy like that. Mental acuity, different story.

    • @threetreasures7698
      @threetreasures7698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tiki_trash😂

    • @redstonecasey4713
      @redstonecasey4713 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I’m pretty sure the last two brain cells running the whole mess got stuck in an infinite loop.

    • @JustinKuleck-n1h
      @JustinKuleck-n1h 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      His MAGA fans were rimming him 40 minutes straight

  • @TylerHackner-w3b
    @TylerHackner-w3b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    Dementia Don

    • @Damitche024
      @Damitche024 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They said unironically while their current president actually has dementia.

    • @Damitche024
      @Damitche024 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Theysaidunironically. MeanwhilePresidentJoeBidenFolks

    • @默-c1r
      @默-c1r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​​@@Damitche024 I read somewhere that Biden is not running this time so all the dementia jokes only apply to Dumpster Don. Hope this helps!

    • @SalixNigra2
      @SalixNigra2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ⁠@@Damitche024WTH does that say? Illiterate much??

    • @The1stDukeDroklar
      @The1stDukeDroklar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@默-c1r But you and all the others were turning a blind eye to Joe's dementia and still supporting him. Trump is showing no signs.

  • @taytaytaytay1000
    @taytaytaytay1000 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Some woman's laugh is so distinct and it's making my DAY 😂😂😂

  • @winesap2
    @winesap2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    My guess about that town hall with the music is that he knew the questions the audience were asking ahead of time and he was afraid to answer them. I’m sure he would have started spinning disks and “dancing” at the Univision town hall if he thought he could get away with it.

    • @genericbeansmile756
      @genericbeansmile756 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Actually there was an attendee who had a medical emergency and his staff told him to hold off on doing the actual rally

    • @gertjanschaatsbergen7364
      @gertjanschaatsbergen7364 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠​⁠@@genericbeansmile756for 39 minutes. Taking medical emergencies very serious.

    • @onnapnewo
      @onnapnewo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@genericbeansmile756​​⁠​​⁠​⁠it took 40 minutes to address a medical emergency? Why did he never resume answering questions during that rally? Why, instead of immediately announcing there was an emergency, did he instead yell out “Let me hear that music, please! Let me hear that music. Loud!” and then request “YMCA” twenty minutes later?

    • @leahh.6277
      @leahh.6277 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@genericbeansmile756 lies.. yes there was an emergency. But also yes he knew the questions and those asking them were plants. He just didn't want to answer any more questions

    • @PurringKITTY-t8n
      @PurringKITTY-t8n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He kept requesting the music to be turned up louder. That’s sadistic if someone is actually having a medical emergency.😾

  • @oxdogoxSF
    @oxdogoxSF 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Sinéad got to be visiting that man in his dreams!

  • @Cate38737
    @Cate38737 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Weekend Update is by far the best part of SNL

  • @Redridge07
    @Redridge07 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    4:05 I see another Dominion Lawsuit in the works.

    • @RisingPhoenix527
      @RisingPhoenix527 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Prolly another Fox lawsuit too since arent they hand in hand😂

    • @Redridge07
      @Redridge07 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RisingPhoenix527 Fox already settled with Dominion for $787M

  • @sourcingsailor4987
    @sourcingsailor4987 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    Trump dancing wasn't the weirdest, most cringe-worthy part of his rally, instead it was the people in the background copying Trump's weird dances and saying to themselves, "We aren't weird! We don't look like freaking morons."

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Be nice. A lot of Republican men are the type who are into the YMCA but are too afraid to admit it. YMCA!

    • @BellatrexLestrange
      @BellatrexLestrange 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No, they thought they looked koooool

    • @Krazykat3141
      @Krazykat3141 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I've never seen people looking so awkward as they danced behind Caligula....I mean, trump. Those fake,frozen smiles....

  • @clarecampbell6801
    @clarecampbell6801 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Colin, Michael, the Dream Team, and the fabulous SNL writers ❤🎉

  • @DammikaW48474
    @DammikaW48474 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Father of IVF = *I*vanka and *V*arious *F*reaks
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joeknowle2553
    @joeknowle2553 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Move over Shady Pines, Path to Peace is where it's at 😂😂

  • @lorellewatkins5243
    @lorellewatkins5243 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    He thought, “They dance at Kamala’s rallies. I’ll show ‘em I can dance, too! They’re gonna love it!” 🕺

    • @chadmatthew8339
      @chadmatthew8339 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What Kamala rallies? 47 people? 100 people at a nursing home?
      What rallies are you talking about?
      300 people in a pathetic high school gym? BWAHAHAHA. Trump packs his with 80,000 people. That's a RALLY. 20,000 in overflow. Video and pics of proof.

  • @HoopsKevinski.
    @HoopsKevinski. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Sinead O'Connor spinning- wait...
    she's coming outta her grave!! 🧟‍♀️

    • @judiko142
      @judiko142 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Prince too! He wrote it...

    • @j.munday7913
      @j.munday7913 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like to imagine the ghost of Sinead O'Connor haunting him every night since then, like some sort of pop culture retelling of A Christmas Carol.

  • @blondecai171
    @blondecai171 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    Trump turning his 30 minute rally into a random crazysht freak show is hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @Fangman123789
      @Fangman123789 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It reminded me of the election at the Citadel in Rick and Morty when the one Rick is juggling lol.
      "Taxes go waaay down!" *Cheering*

    • @ИванОбразцов-ж8з
      @ИванОбразцов-ж8з 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      39 minutes😢😢😢

    • @juliecarter7337
      @juliecarter7337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know right!!

    • @BabeWest
      @BabeWest 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@blondecai171 There were two medical emergencies one right after another with paramedics coming in for a while, so after that they just stopped and played music the rest of the time.

    • @winwinwin282828
      @winwinwin282828 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As compared to the last 3.5 years of kamala / biden freakshow ?

  • @glenwilson9533
    @glenwilson9533 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    McDonalds is on record saying their not endorsing a presidential nominee

  • @psychic_hits
    @psychic_hits 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    was hoping for a phrenology joke @ 2:55

  • @acook213
    @acook213 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    That last joke was brutal 😂

  • @henrythegreatamerican8136
    @henrythegreatamerican8136 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Even sadder is how the people who said Biden is too old will now vote for a guy who will be older than Biden when in office.

    • @chadmatthew8339
      @chadmatthew8339 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We didn't say he was too old. He's got dementia and is a criminal. Documents case as senator and VP. Knowingly stole documents. Trump didn't.

  • @madgreek253
    @madgreek253 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Kristi Noem had the perfect opportunity to take trump out back and handle him the same way she did cricket. Kinda like when Travis had to take Old Yeller out back when he got sick.
    Swaying back and forth for 30 min at a town hall instead of answering questions is sad yet hilarious at the same time

    • @Uhtredrag1080
      @Uhtredrag1080 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude wanted to party. Lighten up hater.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Uhtredrag1080 that's not the place to do it, he was there to explain his plans and goals and policies for his second term if he wins

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Uhtredrag1080 also very weird and rude to party right after two of his fans had medical emergencies

  • @HereForTheComments
    @HereForTheComments 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    How long has Michael Che been saying "It's the 90s?"

    • @351cleavland
      @351cleavland 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Since the 90s.

    • @77Creation
      @77Creation 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's called "a running gag". People with a sense of humor know what those are.

    • @HereForTheComments
      @HereForTheComments 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@77Creation But how long has the gag been running?

    • @351cleavland
      @351cleavland 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@HereForTheComments it started around '88.

  • @tdannyboy
    @tdannyboy หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is a great ad for trump

  • @theemporersnewclothes
    @theemporersnewclothes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Don old is showing his age
    His campaign is elder abuse

    • @winwinwin282828
      @winwinwin282828 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Elder abuse is asking bill clinton to come out and campaign. He looks so much worse than trump even though they are the same age.

    • @swervlee1
      @swervlee1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol good try. Your talking about Joe

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He's the father of WTF.

    • @matthewsargeant2046
      @matthewsargeant2046 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm pretty sure that's what alot of people where saying about bidens at the beginning.

    • @rango_1013
      @rango_1013 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, Harris said Biden was in amazing shape. Now, let’s be honest here, Trump is in a better shape that Biden ever was, so…

  • @Non.Asinine
    @Non.Asinine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    The great pumpkin is gonna lose again! 🙂💙

    • @Jkrogs18
      @Jkrogs18 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Guess you missed the real news this week lol next month is gonna be rough for you

    • @racookster
      @racookster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Jkrogs18- Where do you go for the real news?

    • @createallow3126
      @createallow3126 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jkrogs18 The news that predicted the red wave in 2022?

    • @The1stDukeDroklar
      @The1stDukeDroklar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @MrGriff305-j7s How so when literally everything was far better under Trump?

    • @svscared
      @svscared 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Don't jinx jt!! We all have to show up and vote for Kamala on election day!! Especially in the swing states!!

  • @Plain007
    @Plain007 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The last two jokes were amazing 😂😂

  • @valramos2003
    @valramos2003 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Can't unhear that one person laughing

  • @tarttizzle
    @tarttizzle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    SHLONGED
    Like this comment to traumatize Colin Jost

  • @PumpkinPatchVintage
    @PumpkinPatchVintage 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Colin, you call it dancing, I call it having involuntary movements 😂.

  • @eq2lornick
    @eq2lornick 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The priest "worth it" joke was brutal.

  • @tarttizzle
    @tarttizzle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Dude one lady in the audience had the most obnoxious laugh and laughed at literally EVERY joke 💀

    • @Jasiuuu
      @Jasiuuu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Logged in to write the same thing

    • @rex-racer
      @rex-racer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rule No. 1: Never go to SNL with a freaky laugh

    • @JamieDenAdel
      @JamieDenAdel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was me! It wasn't, but don't you feel bad now?

    • @blimpvapor
      @blimpvapor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Seriously. I paused watching it on streaming to come here to see if it was just me