We all agree on that. And it takes a few steps tonstop feeling so bloody brittle right after that. All of a sudden I'm a 90 year old man? Even at 12 years old you feel like that when it happens.
I've watched so much JC, so many times, over so many years... the wisdom and hilarity combined never gets old to me... _"because your brain knows, you might blow your as**ole out!"_ 😆☮
George Carlin was a Philosopher, turned a Stand Up "Comedian" because it was the only way to convey the "message". RIP George, it's 2024 and we dearly miss your wits. You "was" the GOAT. The line that "woke" me up was: "It's the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to live it". As a foreigner, it hit home. HARD.
If you ever heard Carlin say a word, it's the proper way to say it. He's a wordsmith, fascinated by the English language, No doubt helped by his mom giving him a new word to study or use in his vocab as he grew up everyday.
😂 I don't care about getting caught and just keep talking because, when they ask (they inevitably ask), I tell them I am talking to my friend Peter! 🤣 They slowly back out of my room! 😳🤣
The worst part of having to sneeze while pissing (for men) is immediately after sneezing, you piss all over the place from the pressure that built up while you sneezed! It's like a garden hose transformed into a fire hose in just a matter of seconds!
I just found another of those common experiences while watching this. Tthe experience of realizing you shouldn't be eating or drinking something while you're watching comedy. Like watching George just now and almost cooking on a cookie. 😝😳
I never really watched him but recently I asked my mom I said hey was George Carlin just a TED Talk type of speaker or was he a comedian she's like oh he was a comedian😂😂😂😂😂
Many times have I gone into a room and forgot why I went there. However, I don't have Alzheimer's disease, I have Sometimer's disease! Happy 4th of July, EVERYONE. Five more days and I hit the big 74!
To paraphrase Bill Cosby on ''not remembering why you went in a room'', he once said: Those lost thoughts go right to your ass because once you sit back in the living room they bounce straight back in your brain!'' PS - There are parts missing in that clip. Just saying...
@@NoloTee Carlin or Cosby? Cosby = Bill Cosby himself (1982. The tri-focal glasses bit is worth the trip.) As for Carlin you need to go back to the original HBO special. A lot of clips used on YT seem to have been edited. Not a lot, a few lines here and there and I wonder why. Perhaps they're different takes from different shows...
@Vrakom its the verbiage i believe, certain words get blocked so tonprevent the block they cut out the parts, but YT have updated methods to remove sriff like that but its too late if the video is already posted, so all the old clips got chopped to shreds, whereas now we dont have to chop it AS MUCH but we still have to edit out some parts
you need to watch Jim Jefferies Gun Control parts 1 & 2 (part 1 stops mid-joke); Jim Jefferies Freedumb, Tim Minchin Prejudice, Tim Minchin Confessions, Carl Barron @ Just for Laughs 1
I honestly think this bit is timeless. 20 years from now people will still be able to relate to this.
That step down is way worse. When you’re upper body catches up to the rest 😂
The WORST 🤣😂
Yes! 😂 It really feels like your hips are now connected to your armpits! Me-owch! 😅
@@paulvamos7319 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
We all agree on that. And it takes a few steps tonstop feeling so bloody brittle right after that. All of a sudden I'm a 90 year old man? Even at 12 years old you feel like that when it happens.
I've watched so much JC, so many times, over so many years... the wisdom and hilarity combined never gets old to me...
_"because your brain knows, you might blow your as**ole out!"_ 😆☮
I feel so blessed I lived during the time of George Carlin
I got to see his stand-up live. Me and my dad were huge fans and that was a great experience.
He was the Gen Xer's/elder Millennial's Socrates
George Carlin was a Philosopher, turned a Stand Up "Comedian" because it was the only way to convey the "message".
RIP George, it's 2024 and we dearly miss your wits. You "was" the GOAT.
The line that "woke" me up was: "It's the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to live it".
As a foreigner, it hit home. HARD.
The most honest man, especially when it comes to how it really is. Greetings from Norway.
Hilsner fra Danmark!
Comedic genius
If you ever heard Carlin say a word, it's the proper way to say it. He's a wordsmith, fascinated by the English language, No doubt helped by his mom giving him a new word to study or use in his vocab as he grew up everyday.
George Told it like it was !!! No Bull Shit
Facts
Play this from George : what am I doing in New Jersey, classic.
😂😂😂 I absolutely love GC, absolute legend, rest his soul 😢❤
Division division division that's all the media wants
Not just ther media.
As far as the pronunciation of status, it's either or either! 🤣
4:10 when that happens you always have to return to where the idea was formulated and then you’ll remember 😂😂. So funny
His bit about Extreme Human Behavior is a must see 😏🤣
Worse when going down stairs and you think there is no more stairs but there are a few more
🤣
The legendary George Carlin
george has em rollin
When I get caught talking to myself, I just told him I was seeking expert advice.
😂 I don't care about getting caught and just keep talking because, when they ask (they inevitably ask), I tell them I am talking to my friend Peter! 🤣 They slowly back out of my room! 😳🤣
The worst part of having to sneeze while pissing (for men) is immediately after sneezing, you piss all over the place from the pressure that built up while you sneezed! It's like a garden hose transformed into a fire hose in just a matter of seconds!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No one is ever going to top this level of comedic observation!
love this guys George Carlin on soft language is A good one.
About talking to yourself - I'll always say that when I'm talking to myself, at least I know that the person listening understands me.
I have all his books. Loved his little observations.
Lip crud
😂 Thank you! This guy was, and still is, the best!
Or when going downstairs, you think you've reached the last step, but there was one more step, and you almost put yourself in the hospital.
7:39 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just found another of those common experiences while watching this. Tthe experience of realizing you shouldn't be eating or drinking something while you're watching comedy. Like watching George just now and almost cooking on a cookie. 😝😳
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I was in that audience, its the same show as Saving the Planet.
That was awesome!!! I've experienced everyone one of those things, lol. Believe it or not, i thought it was all me, and no one else, lol😂
Crazy how that works....even crazier when you see your situation in a movie or tv show
Welcome to Professor George Carlin's Classroom. Were Facts are told.....Via Comedy....
I thought I've seen all of George but I missed this one. Very funny!😅
He taks so much of the truth
I missed Two Steps ! Landed hard too !😂
In a 50+ year career i challenge people to find a not fact after 1978
My man! Shout out to the short kings hahah I’m 5*4 my girl is 5*9
💯💪🏾 WE UP!!! 😂🤣
I never really watched him but recently I asked my mom I said hey was George Carlin just a TED Talk type of speaker or was he a comedian she's like oh he was a comedian😂😂😂😂😂
Didn't really have Ted Talk Back Then they don't really have it now😂😂😂😂
if you go into another room and forget why you came to that room for close your eyes for a bit and youll remember
Hilarious 😂
Many times have I gone into a room and forgot why I went there. However, I don't have Alzheimer's disease, I have Sometimer's disease!
Happy 4th of July, EVERYONE. Five more days and I hit the big 74!
GOAT !
Nolo & Tee VS Munfu & Bitty?
🤣😂 nah thats family
@@NoloTee the new DC and Marvel 😂
Ever go to buy memory medicine but then forget to buy it?
More Ice Cream, for all Humanity!!!!
You guys would love George's "Modern Man", but I gotta warn you - you definitely ain't ready.
Peace-.
yer brain messes with ya
George Carlin did a bit about different words and healthy effects of people not sure if you react to that yet
Holding that mic like diddy
React to “modern man” by Carlin next
To paraphrase Bill Cosby on ''not remembering why you went in a room'', he once said: Those lost thoughts go right to your ass because once you sit back in the living room they bounce straight back in your brain!''
PS - There are parts missing in that clip. Just saying...
Got the full clip we can check out?
@@NoloTee Carlin or Cosby? Cosby = Bill Cosby himself (1982. The tri-focal glasses bit is worth the trip.) As for Carlin you need to go back to the original HBO special. A lot of clips used on YT seem to have been edited. Not a lot, a few lines here and there and I wonder why. Perhaps they're different takes from different shows...
@Vrakom its the verbiage i believe, certain words get blocked so tonprevent the block they cut out the parts, but YT have updated methods to remove sriff like that but its too late if the video is already posted, so all the old clips got chopped to shreds, whereas now we dont have to chop it AS MUCH but we still have to edit out some parts
@@Vrakom and yeah the Carlin clip
@@NoloTeeDidn't know YT was so anal on words. Kind of take us back to his ''7 dirty words'', isn't it? Thanks for info.
You're a lucky man you've got a dime
💯🙏🏾
i say the the only one listening
Dude!!! You wear Timberlands??? So the Nike's behind you are all hers????
No lol, these are all my shoes but yes I do wear timberlands
to find out both my fiancee and I dwarf you two is nuts. fiancee's 5ft 10 while I'm 6ft 3
Leave. The. Mike. Alone
I am 6'3 in (ca. 2 m)ch tall.
but the rich got control now
Palastine will never die humanity
Wt. 220 LBs.
The last true court jester.
Your hat adds four inches
Y'all tiny im 6'5" it's impossible to walk with me
BRO. DO NOT PAUSE A MASTER AT WORK RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A JOKE BEFORE THE PUNCHLINE SO YOUR ASS CAN SAY SOMETHING.
Oh hush up 🤣😂
you need to watch Jim Jefferies Gun Control parts 1 & 2 (part 1 stops mid-joke); Jim Jefferies Freedumb, Tim Minchin Prejudice, Tim Minchin Confessions, Carl Barron @ Just for Laughs 1
Trump says a prayer of thanks every day, because George Carlin and Robin Williams are no longer with us.
People of the world stand with palastine 1948