I recently started working with an older man, and he told me that when his family first bought a microwave, they got the pol martin microwave recipe cookbook, and anytime they'd try to make one it either didn't work or turned out too repulsive to eat
One of the funniest things about this series is hearing them get outraged at cooking certain things in a microwave that can easily be cooked well in a microwave (e.g. cauliflower). It's just that well, there's cooking and then there's.. whatever Pol's doing to those poor ingredients in the nuke-box.
The entire Curry Salmon saga is fucking insane. -The lemon and apple -"WET YOUR FISH WET YOUR FISH WET YOUR FISH " -The "money shot" of pouring the most gerber's ass sauce on top of that absolute monstrosity with nonstop kitchen nightmares sound
As someone who grew up in Alaska, seeing that salmon made me viscerally angry. Good salmon steaks like that are pretty expensive even there and to see it desecrated like that makes me so mad. I don’t know maybe I’m crazy.
i watched this live while also having a very emotional heart-to-heart with a sibling over text. the turmoil of seeing that salmon 'recipe' while sobbing is something no mortal should experience and will never be recreatable i show friends the curry and at the end say 'i saw that while sobbing. imagine what that does to a man.'
21:31 This isn't entirely unreasonable, considering that he died from cancer in 2007. I can't confirm either because there arent any details surrounding it, and his death is a private matter. Seriously though imagine getting cancer from a Garfield mug.
Funny thing is as a cook, having a microwave can be super helpful. Like for making decorative but edible sponge cake, tempering chocolate, steaming/blanching veggies. Or steam cooking rice/tilapia. But this is not only slanderous usage of the microwave, this is just a nightmare to behold
jesus. the salmon one actually made me feel sick by looking at it. i am never unnerved by food i am so glad there is another one of these videos this rules
The first superheated plate method had initially had me screaming, but that fucking salmon dish had me speechless in several places. It's fucking insane that these 80s cooking tapes can do so much damage
old edit but, pol martin making the french onion soup by putting it in a weird gravy bong, bread on top, and the cheese just dumped onto it and nuked in the microwave, was exactly what a restaurant in a kitchen nightmares episode did with their french onion soup, in like, 2005
when i was a kid i used to microwave frozen fries until they were warm and floppy and drown them in thousand island sauce and eat them. im convinced that was more edible than anything pol has ever crafted in a microwave. but then again, im pretty sure hes just trying to make a hommunculus with dark food magic....
ok potato in the microwave is acceptable. its literally the sad, soggy base for some good filling and boom you got yourself a pretty good meal - making a jacket potato in the oven is a lot of time otherwise
Why does Baaulp during these viewings always sound like he is screaming into a pillow of noise suppression?? I'm having such a hard time understanding him😭
You know what the funniest part of this is? The plate trick is entirely unnecessary, there are pans specifically for frying things in the microwave. You CAN cook in the microwave but you just have to not be a fucking dumbass about it
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I recently started working with an older man, and he told me that when his family first bought a microwave, they got the pol martin microwave recipe cookbook, and anytime they'd try to make one it either didn't work or turned out too repulsive to eat
Oh my god they were Pol's victims
I've been really tempted to get an original copy of one of those cookbooks, a dark grimoire of culinary arts
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One of the funniest things about this series is hearing them get outraged at cooking certain things in a microwave that can easily be cooked well in a microwave (e.g. cauliflower). It's just that well, there's cooking and then there's.. whatever Pol's doing to those poor ingredients in the nuke-box.
Saying “he’s testing god” has to be one of the most raw statements I’ve ever heard
this is the most upset i've ever heard baaulp. pol martin was killing him.
The thing is, banana curry is real and it's an excellent Caribbean dish. Pol Martin has invented something... entirely wrong.
He did a bad job copying the homework
7:57 scorpy busting up over pol martin saying "im tired" and reaching for the wine brings me unbridled joy
The entire Curry Salmon saga is fucking insane.
-The lemon and apple
-"WET YOUR FISH WET YOUR FISH WET YOUR FISH "
-The "money shot" of pouring the most gerber's ass sauce on top of that absolute monstrosity with nonstop kitchen nightmares sound
As someone who grew up in Alaska, seeing that salmon made me viscerally angry. Good salmon steaks like that are pretty expensive even there and to see it desecrated like that makes me so mad. I don’t know maybe I’m crazy.
i don’t live anywhere near salmon and i’m mad thinking about that animal living it’s life and being killed for this shit
i watched this live while also having a very emotional heart-to-heart with a sibling over text. the turmoil of seeing that salmon 'recipe' while sobbing is something no mortal should experience and will never be recreatable
i show friends the curry and at the end say 'i saw that while sobbing. imagine what that does to a man.'
21:31 This isn't entirely unreasonable, considering that he died from cancer in 2007. I can't confirm either because there arent any details surrounding it, and his death is a private matter.
Seriously though imagine getting cancer from a Garfield mug.
Funny thing is as a cook, having a microwave can be super helpful.
Like for making decorative but edible sponge cake, tempering chocolate, steaming/blanching veggies. Or steam cooking rice/tilapia.
But this is not only slanderous usage of the microwave, this is just a nightmare to behold
La cuisine infernale de Pol Martin...
28:14 “They have walk-in microwaves, it’s called a nuclear power plant.”
A Microwave is a Chef's best friend
more of a enemy
The part where he was putting the cheese on the soup was so horrifically distracting I almost drank my mouthwash
jesus. the salmon one actually made me feel sick by looking at it. i am never unnerved by food i am so glad there is another one of these videos this rules
"This guy knows not of what's about to happen to this piece of salmon" and god how I envy him
AND WHY NOT A BANANA...?!?!?!
The first superheated plate method had initially had me screaming, but that fucking salmon dish had me speechless in several places.
It's fucking insane that these 80s cooking tapes can do so much damage
pol martin....hes returned...
old edit but, pol martin making the french onion soup by putting it in a weird gravy bong, bread on top, and the cheese just dumped onto it and nuked in the microwave, was exactly what a restaurant in a kitchen nightmares episode did with their french onion soup, in like, 2005
I don't know how else to explain this but Pol Martin cooks like he's a video game character.
the build up to the banana kills me every time
when i was a kid i used to microwave frozen fries until they were warm and floppy and drown them in thousand island sauce and eat them. im convinced that was more edible than anything pol has ever crafted in a microwave. but then again, im pretty sure hes just trying to make a hommunculus with dark food magic....
17:26 everybody is so baffled that they are laughing at normal cooking techniques (like pureeing vegetables to make a sauce)
holly mentioned how she used to pronounce it worcestishire and i feel validated in this chillis tonight
McLobster is coming back when you least expect it
If you hate somebody, microwaving fish is the way to go.
I legit gagged when I saw how the salmon came out
nearly started crying at that salmon
chef mike go hard
Holly sounds like a platformer protagonist falling into a bottomless pit at 29:18
yes! YES! YEEEES! CRIMSE!
these tapes are cursed for reals. i feel like im gonna die in 7 days
i didnt btw
just as i was rewatching these highlights you upload a new one!!! are you some kinda wizard!!!!!
Did he put fucking cheddar cheese on the french onion soup
Yesterday I was at an antique store and I found a Pol Martin cool book. Got audibly excited, did not buy it.
Bro wth
Pol Marin jumpscare. Thank you for this 😭
TH-cam: "wanna watch it agen?"
BET YOUR SWEAT ASS I DO!
ok potato in the microwave is acceptable. its literally the sad, soggy base for some good filling and boom you got yourself a pretty good meal - making a jacket potato in the oven is a lot of time otherwise
Why does Baaulp during these viewings always sound like he is screaming into a pillow of noise suppression?? I'm having such a hard time understanding him😭
Baaulp's Eternal Punishment Greatest Hits Compilation
He can’t keep getting away with it!
My left ear loves this intro
2:40 wtf goin on with microwaves in canada
as a canadian, i have no fucking idea what's wrong with this man and microwaves.
watching this live was torture. 10/10
My left ear loves this intro
painful to watch, thank you
POL!!! i love these comps, its much easier than looking for the vods every time
You know what the funniest part of this is? The plate trick is entirely unnecessary, there are pans specifically for frying things in the microwave. You CAN cook in the microwave but you just have to not be a fucking dumbass about it
when will the madness end
I was hoping you'd make another of these for the new tape!!
THE DARKNESS RETURN
Thank you for more evil cooking
THE RETURN
I feel like this man is an evil alternate universe version of the dinotendies guy
lets go 🎉 lets go🎉 lets go🎉
*scamping in joy*
Oh dear christ hes back
Oh god there's MORE??
Do you think God stays in heaven because he is afraid of what he has created?
Horrible food, good vid
20:17 26:56 the sfx storm returns
That is NOT curry. The only common curry ingredient was the onion
Japanese curry sometimes has apple because it's kinda just a weird sweet stew. That though...that was heinous
REJOICE
Hey a new one
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
have you been playing black mesa
16:54
what have i stumbled upon
HahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
3 is half of 6, and the number 666 is evil.
You started the end of the world hope you're happy