Holy crap! Did anybody else realize that one of these classes refers to a building, which used to be a library, which was once used as a library a couple decades back? I wonder if "former" refers to all SCPs which are no longer anomalous, or to just those SCPs which, like 2602 (which used to be a library), was once used as a library at some point in time past? (Sorry...I think 2602, the old library, compelled me to ask this question because it used to be a library. I couldn't help myself, esp. in the face of such a former library. XD)
Safe: I will get the sandwich I ordered Euclid: I don’t know what sandwich I will get Keter: I got the wrong sandwich Thamiel: I made the sandwich Apollyon: where my sandwich go?
Explained : i know what the sandwich is composed of Maskur : i don't want to assemble the sandwich 53: "i don't know anything about That sandwich, is That even a sandwich ?" -doctor bright Yesod : "WHO LEFT THEIR SANDWICH IN THE O5 HEADQUARTERS ?!" Non-anomalous : That is a totally normal sandwich ***-impetus : why is my sandwich starting bitting me ? Nunctii : *New Super sandwich Bros* Nehemoth : again, why is my sandwich starting bitting me ? BFF : *teletubbieburgers noises* Glorious : LONG LIVE THE MEAL KING Kronecker : Now the bitting sandwich start modifying the scps entrys Decomissioned : an sandwich that destroy Bad sandwiches *"HOL' UP"* -Doc bright Yggdrasil and annata : *THE FORBIDDEN SANDWICH*
Safe: you eat the steak Euclid: you eat the steak but it doesn’t taste that good and you don’t know how it’s cooked Keter: the steak burns your mouth when you try to eat it Thamiel: the fork you use to eat the steak Appolyon: the steak eats you
Safe: The player that always says “gg” after every match, generally very nice Euclid: The pro player, nice and mean, sometimes says gg after every match Keter: The toxic player, says hurtful things to anyone and everyone Thaumiel: The player that carries the team, usually nice, says gg sometimes Apollyon: The player thats #1 on the leaderboard
Safe: You live Euclid: You care Keter: You may go dead Thaumiel: It protects you Apollyon: You're _obviously_ DEAD! Tiberius: It recovers you. Principalis: REALITY FAILURE/BROKEN TIMELINE
@@JackToTheA1 Zeno actually seems pretty helpful, but yeah, most of them are one offs that are nothing more than specific versions of euclid or used for 001
CKCG-class. A secondary class, used to refer to an SCP that requires special means to be neutralized that do not involve chainsaws. which is most of them.
One correction. SCPs are not rated Safe, Euclid, or Keter based on how dangerous they are. These ratings are based solely on how easily it can be contained. SCP's that are difficult to contain are usually very dangerous, but not always. As is said on the SCP Wiki: A button that can destroy the universe would be classified as Safe. A cat that can randomly trade places with any other cat in the world would be classified as Keter.
SCP-507 is classed as Safe though, and he kinda just shifts through the fabric of reality from time to time. He's extremely hard to keep contained without constant retrieval efforts, but is otherwise a non-threat.
That cat would be classified as Euclid in worst case scenario. Safe is more likely, since its capabilities don't pose a threat. SCP-507 is a good example of it
I mean.. the majority of those in this video were meaningless for the whole point of having an SCP "Class". Honestly, the most legitimate answer would just be "Decommisioned, Safe, Euclid, Keter, Apolyon, Yggdrasil". Hell, the mode these was just abritrarily giving individual SCP's their own unique class for no legitimate reason. On top of that, "Neutralized" seems meaningful, but ignores the value of recognizing the threat it could potentially hold.
Safe: I get the toast how I like it Euclid: I dunno what toast I'll get Keter: My toast burns Thaumiel: I heat up the toast Apollyon: The toaster explodes Neutralized: The toast crumbs Explained: So. Basically. Toast is wheat that was heated up twice. One by a raging inferno. And another by a piece of man-made machinery that is designed to turn un-toasted toast into toasted toast for humans all over the world (except gluten-free) to enjoy
@@iranoutofideas7114 it is my favorite one, but i don't think it's the real one for the following reasons : This SCP was labeled as 001 when a time traveler told the foundation this was going to happen in the future. The event was meant to happen in May 2021 and we're still alive (as well as the prime SCP universe). Or maybe every 001 is real, every different universe has one. Maybe. But after some research, I think that The Black Moon is the real one. It makes sense on why it's called 001, the origin of the Administrator and the foundation, but it also reveals why the Administrator is the way he is. The 001 threat in that universe (or any) is much deadlier than When Day Breaks, it's a ZK end of reality scenario. It completely make sense for the O5 and Administrator to want to hide this one.
It's like: OMGy, you all sUck, my proposel iz Apolyoin-impetus-safe-peeNUT-shygay-682-Abyl-SCARLET_KING and will kill, and murder and win al anime battle. THErE *(smashes enter)* bes 00!one SKCP, reeeeeee!!!11 ok, YES, I'm overdramatizing, but I do agree... these proposals kinda got out of hand... EDIT: damn it, forgot to add 096 and 173. Fixed.
Safe-lock in box and leave Euclid-lock in box and use a containment procedure which isn’t too hard to do and provided the site remains functional it will be contained (I.e. needs power to keep door locked or D class to maintain eye contact) Keter-it is trying to escape the box and may do so even if containment procedures are followed Thaumial- it is the box Apollyon- there is no box
Neutralized: I’m not in a box, I’m in a tomb. Safe: I can’t get out of the box. Euclid: I might escape the box. Keter: I will break out of the box as many times as I want. Thaumiel: I *am* the box. Apollyon: (Pauses rampage) There was a box?
BWM SRRN I say add yiggdrasil because as much as it’s specific it’s a weird combination of safe and Apollyon that is too hard to decide which is correct so I can understand people using it
Missed one Object class: Unnecessary Referred to in Lily’s scp 001 proposal (The world’s gone beautiful), a phenomenon that occurs 24 hours before the death of all life on earth. Scp 001 doesn’t cause the death of all life on earth, merely a response to it. During scp 001 the climate becomes warm and comfortable, 90% of viable places grow flowers that are described as “vibrant” or “beautiful”. Humans become aware of the fate of the earth and its inevitability, peoples aggression greatly decreases. The foundation will release any non violent and sentient scps, all staff including D class are honorably discharged and free to do what they want with their remaining time. A depressing and sad proposal.
Simpatico means friendly in Spanish. This could refer to scp's that are not understood but show no form of aggression or threat at the current time period.
It's probably due to an anomaly nature being undescribable whilst facing human nature to describe and classify reality... It's like immovable object and unstopable force paradox.
There’s always the fact that someone will think their scp class will be a new standard in scp lore. I mean a rule I heard that if three scp writers use it then it’s a valid object class
Some SCPs is just to unique to classified in litterally 1 classes cause some Euclids is also safe and while some r safe but still act like Euclid and some becomes from Safe to Euclid for a certain reasonably explanations
Face McFaceFace Yes, that's the problem, i mean i don't mind some of these, like embla maybe, but a lot just seem like a beta version of the original classes.
Well, yes, but there is no canon for SCP material so everyone's idea of what is and isn't canon differs. You can choose to not include these classes in your vision and that's it.
el inquisidor perseverante I think they are referring to those post who say there are 60 genders or more. Not non-binary or gender fluid (and some others) those at least make some logical sense even if they haven’t been studied, proven or disproven for the time being.
literally watched that before coming here. Though.. after listening to this list, I think "neutralized" is rather meaningless for SCP class. Neutralization can be undone, and then what information are you left with?
It always ticks me off when someone makes their own object class for their SCP. I just reeks of "My SCP is too special for the regular five classifications! I need to make my own even though it could easily fall into one of the pre existing categories because I'm a special snowflake!" All we really need are safe, Euclid, and Keter. Thaumiel and Apollyon have their place but some of these are just moronic.
Safe: the name Already explains it Euclid: the mistery bois Keter: the angry 9 Year old kids Thaumiel: your Best friend Apollyon: you're already dead Explained: "hi, How are ya?" [SpongeBob reference] Neutralised: do i Need to explain? The Other 23 Classes: [insert stupid SJW argument Here]
Here’s the ball metaphor for the classes: Safe: It’s a ball Euclid: It’s a ball, but you don’t know what it’s made of. Keter: It’s a ball, but it keeps rolling away from you Thaumiel: the basket you put the ball in after you’re done Apollyon: A ball of plasma and hot gas, but it’s literally the sun.
You must be the most in depth SCP channel out there for people like me without like, idk, the ability to sit down and scroll through thousands of these files. *Thank you*
I somewhat agree, there should be Only one case where you can add new classes: When you have a scp that cannot litteraly fit with any of these classes, the new class should be given a definiton, like all the classes. And it should not be: refferes to scp (insery name here) For example: Safe-Keter means a scp that is hard to contain but it is not dangerous
NOTE:safe does not mean harmless a good example is the “cup of joe” incident (Edit): Wow! 581 likes this is the most if had in my life! (Edit 2) HOLY MOLY 693 LIKES?!?! THANK YOU!!!
Yeah, many "SAFE" SCPs can still kill you. Just that they can't hunt you down and murder you, typically. Such as SCP-1025, the book of common diseases that if you read it, you'll come down with whatever disease you just read about. It can still kill you, but it won't if you don't open it.
At one point, I had considered proposing an Object Class of my own. Noctem, specifically for unconfirmed and unconfirmable SCPs that can only be hypothetically inferred, but which represent a serious enough threat that the possibility of their existence cannot be ignored. Basically, "If something could happen, but there's no way to tell if anything's in the box, it's Noctem". The class would have come with a slight restructuring of the standard format, replacing "Special Containment Procedures" with "Special Categoric Precautions", i.e. since by nature a Noctem would be impossible to contain, as it cannot even be verified, handling instead focuses on reasonable measures the Foundation can take to prevent any effects. SCP-1763-EX is an example of what I would classify as a Noctem.
Safe: You got the drink. Euclid: You got the drink but it tastes wrong and you aren’t sure what it is. Keter: You got the wrong drink. Theumial: The glass your drink is in. Apollyon: You choked on your drink and you died.
Personally, I think that having tons of object classes is bad for SCP. I also think that having a bunch of SCPs on Warhammer 40,000 levels of ridiculous overpowered ness takes away from the horror aspect, and it works in tandem with too many object classes. That’s just my opinion, though.
Bob Birdsong But the SCP foundation does not only contain horror. It also contains a slew of weird anomalous objects. Telepathic Spider Where did all the dragons go? The All you want Pizza SCP - 999
Filipino Chef Apprentice This is true, but what does more classes add? Besides, I’m specifically referring to authors who think big and scary=scary. SCP is primarily a horror site, so for the interest in keeping the creepy vibe going, keep in a low amount of object classes is best.
shit joke it would be a explained Object class would be explained Sp Co Pr: can't just be air Description: can't just be air You're dead meme pic says it all
Casul beat me to the genders comment lol, I legit was typing it and then I decided to scroll down to see if someone else had beat me to it then I found this, and thanks for the compliment!
Um, yeah, I'll just go with SEKTANED (Safe, Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Apollyon, Neutralised, Explained, Decommissioned) Anyways, the object class depends on the level of containment, not the SCP itself. However, there are others thought otherwise and ended up almost losing ehat the object class means.
Lucas Watts Yea the other 24 are just either for SCP-001 proposals or very specific SCPS (wait doesn't Apollyon count as "official" and on the subject of Apollyon, why shouldn't 2521 count as a Apollyon due to the fact that any attempt to contain it have failed?)
2521 doesn't count as Apollyon, because it isn't about to destroy the planet by a freak accident. It's only summonable by saying/writing what it is, but that still is not a sustainable K-Class scenario, because information regarding will necessarily move slowly and likely will never amount to anything. That is the premise of the current containment scenario. The Apollyons that are labelled as such pose an immediate and active threat to humanity, namely, 2317 will eat everything when that chain breaks in about 30 years, when 001 "When Day Breaks" breached, it turned ~98% of humanity into goo monster in 24 hours, and 3999 ▄▙▚▐▚█▙r▄██4▙▄▙█▐▐█▚▜▟▐█▄▍s█▄▜. And Apollyon isn't official, it's only been used in 3 non -J scips.
Your video's are pretty interesting. Unlike the others where I listen to words and no pictures, you have illustrations and do a good job explaining Scp's.
3:17 "Ignotus" is Latin for "Unknown" or "Undiscovered". Euclid-Ignotus refers to a subclass of Euclid where it is Euclid specifically because of how little we know about it, rather than an inherent unpredictability or sentience.
yo i actually fuck with this channel, hes different. hes got talent and puts two and two together, i love the illustrations and this video too. Also the vs series is fucking sick
Safe: The kids who cant enter your classroom Euclid: Your classmates Keter: Your teacher Thaumiel: Your Guidance Counselor Appollyon: That 1 guy in class, Who wont shut his mouth during the discussions or tests.
SCP Class Idea!: Polovina: an SCP that switches Behavior due to specific and/or unknown events. Some examples: (1)A Safe that turns into a keter scp at midnight (2) a Keter scp that turns Safe if given a specific object (3) a Thaumiel SCP that turns Keter if not handled properly (Give some interesting ideas in the replies!)
A portal to a landscape where every joke scp is piled up, but you cant get any because scp-729-j guards it and someone needs to go in it every 24 hours or a giant meteor comes out of it.
I love your videos. They always make me feel a bit creeped out while being intruigued by your voice and overall ambience of your videos. I WANT MORE!!!
5:31 You should read that with a scottish accent. Also this is probably the most dangerous type of SCP out there, they wouldn’t end our world, not our timeline/reality, they would end ALL realities
Item: Thanos Class: Anatta/Apollyon Special containment proceedures: uncontainable Description: Thanos is a tall purple humanoid that threatens to end the universe once he gets all 6 infinity stones. He appears to have a gold glove called the Infinity Gauntlet. The infinity stones are supposed to be placed in the gauntlet holes and Thanos snaps his fingers once he gets all the infinity stones.
@@ultrapackuser3565 SCP-### Object class:Keter/Anatta Containment procedures: Anything that could stop it. Description: SCP-### is a tall purple humanoid standing roughly at 8 feet (2.4 meters) male, coming from an unknown origin as of yet. No hair of any sort, not hostile unless provoked, but still EXTREMLY unpredictable, no contact of any sort should be attempted with SCP-### with the "infinity gauntlet," it could cause the universe to be destroyed, be VERY cautious at all times. SCP-### prefers to be called "Thanos" as his name. D-class sent in to interact with Thanos have been successful, no interaction should be made unless under watch of every MTF and special unit available and on site at anytime. D-class need to have special place implantss to cause "shutdown" at any given time in case d-class go off topic even the slightest. Any human caught interacting with SCP-### shall be executed on site, undercover workers have been sent to find SCP-### and to remain hidden at all times to prevent interaction with SCP-###. SCP-###'s "infinity gauntlet" (also classified as SCP-####) also CANNOT be stopped with SCP-### To use SCP-#### you need "infinity stones" for it to work. These stones are all over the universe and cannot be located or found by any conventional means as of yet. "When we discussed these stones with Thanos, he told us we shouldn't even worry about it in simple terms, but the thing that stuck out to the team, is when he said, "well, sometimes you have to do what's best for some even though they won't like it. It's either that or suffer the same fate many species have fallen to." We didn't ask anymore from him" Dr.[-----------] documented. SCP-###'s whereabouts are currently unknown, every available team has been sent to find SCP-### for an attempt at relocation.
So almost half of the classes are purely for SCP-001, as well as the main 5 + neutralized and the rest being mostly SCP specific classes I.e the ones that are only found for 1-2 SCPs
Lucas Delaplace You do know that the REAL SCP-001 is the ‘Gat Guardian’ able to instantly obliterate anything within1km of his position, and any attempt to contain it has resulted in personnel getting obliterated...
You missed "Awesome", which refers to SCP-420-J. I dont know if it is even canon since it was later crossed out and replaced by "Safe", but none the less it existed.
@@KarmaKeyenore Joke SCP, yes. But the Foundation has no real canon. It all boils down to personal preference. Wanna believe the Peanut rewrite? Then that's your personal canon. I consider most joke SCPs (with the exception of 682-J, it's too intentionally bad) to be canon.
That would be an Esoteric Informal class, which is not to cringe about. Esoteric Informal classes usually are caused by the anomaly, rather than what the Foundation would like to label them as.
How I can explain the normal classes Safe : it's safe Euclid : contain it or death Keter : contain it or all hell breaks loose Thaumiel : ultra super top secret Apollyon : WERE ALL SCREWED IT'S THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
Safe: I know when my pizza is going to arrive Euclid: I dont know if my pizza is going to arrive Keter: My pizza isn’t going to arrive Thaumiel: I made the pizza Apollyon: what’s a pizza? Neutralized: I ate the pizza Truculent: I dont know what will the pizza do to me, but I know it’s bad Maksur: The pizza is split into pieces Explained: There are pizza everywhere but nobody cares Simpatico: I dont know what will the pizza do to me, but I know it’s good
Zeno: I'm pretty sure the pizza will arrive. Embla: I'm using the pizza to create more pizzas. Hiemal: I'm ordering 2 pizzas from 2 different companies, but they hate each other. Ticonderoga: My pizza won't arrive but I don't need pizza. Antithesis: The delivery guy smells really bad that the delivery guy himself won't deliver it to you. Archon: The pizza can arrive but for some reason will not. Argus: The pizza is in the hand of third party. Cernunnos: The pizza can arrive, but for some ethical and logistical reason, it shouldn't. Da'aS Elyon: The pizza isn't going to arrive because the delivery guy forgot to deliver the pizza. Damballah: The pizza is going to arrive, but you're in a different location. Drygioni: The pizza is not done. Enochian: The pizza won't arrive because it can affect your entire family. Eparch: It's not a pizza, but something related to pizza. Gödel: The pizza is everywhere but only delivery guy can see. Hera: The pizza won't arrive but you know that it's useful. Ignosi: The pizza shouldn't be created at all. Kušum: Your order is abandoned. Netzach: The pizza supports life. Spiritual: The pizza arrives but through another reality.
Safe: I am happy Euclid: The humans need to be punished Keter: I need to break out of here this instant Thaumiel: I feel I'm being used by people Apollyon: I'll shred this planet to it's last atom!
Safe: You're working at a job that would never be harmful to you or someone else. Euclid: You're working at a job that is kinda sketchy, but you don't know for sure. Keter: You're working at a job that is probably going to kill you someday now. Thaumiel: You're working at a job that supports other jobs. Ex: Like someone who supplies materials for construction. Apollyon: you're gonna die working here. Explained: you're not noticeable in the career scene. Like fast food for an example. Neutralized: you dont have a job. Maksur: You can get a job if the opening is there. However, you're still unemployed. Zeno: You have that one job that might hurt you or someone else. The job that's kinda hard to do, but not really. oh also you're the only one in that job. Embla: job = what Euclid-Ignotus: two people have this job in the world, but nobody knows what its for. 53: you're a prick and nobody knows why. Humanoid: hooman = you Keter-Thaumiel: You're working at a job that supplies other people, but it's dangerous. Like a the owner of a gun factory. Yesod: you're just empty space. Non-Anomalous: you have no job because you have no ambitions and or skills. Safe-Prodest: you're safe. Euclid-Impetus: You're working at a job that's kinda sketchy, but also seems dangerous. Safe-Impetus: You work at a job that requires you to hurt people in the case that it is necessary, but you wouldn't do it otherwise. Euclid-Nunctii: news boy you are. Nehemoth: Opposing enemy against some other career. Like Law Enforcement vs. Criminals. BFF: you're weird and needs to be petted frequently. Former: you tell people that the library is an old library for some reason. Glorious: Hey, how nice. You're part of the royal family. Kronecker: you're hired to replace stuff. Decommisoned: you're fired. Yggdrasil: You have a really powerful job, one that can screw over everything if you wanted to. Anatta: You're mimicking the one above without having the job. Truculent: Keter but very unpredictable. Simpatico: You have that one job that never stays the same. No same tasks everyday, you just have to do whatever is presented at the table on that day.
Safe: The pizza is fine Euclid: The pizza is rotten Keter: The pizza is lethally poisoned Thaumiel: The hands u use to eat the pizza (or fork if ur that kind of guy) Apollyon: The pizza is a multidimensional entity that self destructs upon touching it causing infinite realities to shatter
Examples of each Class
SAFE: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-432
EUCLID: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-184
KETER: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682
THAUMIEL: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3000
APOLLYON: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2317
EXPLAINED: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-005-j-ex
NEUTRALISED: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1241
MAKSUR: www.scp-wiki.net/twistedgears-kaktus-proposal
ZENO: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2005
EMBLA: www.scp-wiki.net/dr-manns-proposal
EUCLID-IGNOTUS: No file but related to www.scp-wiki.net/scp-655
53: www.scp-wiki.net/scantron-s-proposal
HUMANOID: www.scp-wiki.net/djoric-dmatix-proposal
KETER-THAUMIEL: www.scp-wiki.net/djkaktus-s-proposal
YESOD: www.scp-wiki.net/spikebrennan-s-proposal
NON-ANOMALOUS: www.scp-wiki.net/wjs-proposal
SAFE-PRODEST: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-066
EUCLID-IMPETUS:www.scp-wiki.net/scp-066
SAFE-IMPETUS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-984
EUCLID-NUNCTII: No file to link.
NEHEMOTH: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2998/offset/5
BFF: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2790
FORMER: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2602
GLORIOUS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1561
KRONECKER: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2062
DECOMISSIONED: www.scp-wiki.net/decomm:scp-083-d
FORUM CLASSES: www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-761338/scp-object-classifications
Euclid-Ignotus refers to SCP's that are euclid class that are an unknown species of living organism, Ignotus meaning "unknown".
Holy crap! Did anybody else realize that one of these classes refers to a building, which used to be a library, which was once used as a library a couple decades back? I wonder if "former" refers to all SCPs which are no longer anomalous, or to just those SCPs which, like 2602 (which used to be a library), was once used as a library at some point in time past?
(Sorry...I think 2602, the old library, compelled me to ask this question because it used to be a library. I couldn't help myself, esp. in the face of such a former library. XD)
@NekoNyan oooooohhhhh cool
SCP ILLUSTRATED
Can you do a video on SCP-610 next? It is interesting, but very disturbing. Also do L1-L5 exploration logs.
Yup
Flesh that hates
IKEA
and 173 vs 096 are coming soon as they have been requested so much
Safe: I will get the sandwich I ordered
Euclid: I don’t know what sandwich I will get
Keter: I got the wrong sandwich
Thamiel: I made the sandwich
Apollyon: where my sandwich go?
Neutralized: Ok, what?
Neutralized: I ate the sandwich
Explained : i know what the sandwich is composed of
Maskur : i don't want to assemble the sandwich
53: "i don't know anything about That sandwich, is That even a sandwich ?"
-doctor bright
Yesod : "WHO LEFT THEIR SANDWICH IN THE O5 HEADQUARTERS ?!"
Non-anomalous : That is a totally normal sandwich
***-impetus : why is my sandwich starting bitting me ?
Nunctii : *New Super sandwich Bros*
Nehemoth : again, why is my sandwich starting bitting me ?
BFF : *teletubbieburgers noises*
Glorious : LONG LIVE THE MEAL KING
Kronecker : Now the bitting sandwich start modifying the scps entrys
Decomissioned : an sandwich that destroy Bad sandwiches
*"HOL' UP"*
-Doc bright
Yggdrasil and annata : *THE FORBIDDEN SANDWICH*
Apollyon: I got a salad
@@OneWingedKing This explained way more better than the video.
Apollyon: you put it in a box and the box is on fire, you're on fire, and everything else is on fire.
This is fine
You put in in a box = there is no box
Ya
And Your fired
This is fine,
If you say a couple of these out loud, your furniture will start to float.
Seth Begley Made me chuckle. HEHE
The loud, irritating and unbearable harry potter music, that's used as a meme, starts playing...
No you just had some scp 420
ELUCID-IMPETUS MAKSUR
*everything glass just breaks, and glass shards fling about the room hitting random people*
Eli Walker *SCP-420-J
Safe: you eat the steak
Euclid: you eat the steak but it doesn’t taste that good and you don’t know how it’s cooked
Keter: the steak burns your mouth when you try to eat it
Thamiel: the fork you use to eat the steak
Appolyon: the steak eats you
Sentience100 you too, it’s appolyon, with 2 “p”
@@meyerswhyte my bad
Sentience100 oh damm lemme edir that real quick
Apollyon: the steak eats you and goes on to eat the rest of the earth
In russia you dont eat steak, steak eats you
Thaumiel SCP be like:
*I used the SCP to contain the SCP...*
69 like you're welcome
@@playermatu nice
Yeet
96 likes you're welcome
Lighter ST ecin
Safe: The player that always says “gg” after every match, generally very nice
Euclid: The pro player, nice and mean, sometimes says gg after every match
Keter: The toxic player, says hurtful things to anyone and everyone
Thaumiel: The player that carries the team, usually nice, says gg sometimes
Apollyon: The player thats #1 on the leaderboard
Euclid impetus = camper
Safe: The player who just waits at spawn and let the others to the job.
Thaumiel: The player who doesn't die for some reason
Zeno: A normal player but gets even better every time he gets a kill
Keter: Tyler1
SCP - ████
Class: Apollyon
Containment procedures: [REDACTED]
Description: [REDACTED]
My original SCP, do not steal
Essentially every role play character that’s like: “I finna murder you but you know nothing about me”
Is it Connor?
Sadly,it not yours.from things Dr bright are not allowed to do at the Foundation is already one like that.
your scp is redacted comfirm
**initiates XK-class scenario cutely**
Safe: You don't care
Euclid: You care
Keter: You panic
Thaumiel: It cares
Appolyon: You're dead
Neutralized, Decommissioned: You used to care but you don't anymore
Safe: You live
Euclid: You care
Keter: You may go dead
Thaumiel: It protects you
Apollyon: You're _obviously_ DEAD!
Tiberius: It recovers you.
Principalis: REALITY FAILURE/BROKEN TIMELINE
Explained: You care but can stop caring at any time
"it cares" is extremely ominous
Archon: you care, but you're not gonna sweat it.
Safe, Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel
long ago the 4 types lived in harmony
But everything changed when the Apollyon broke containment
Thaumiel : you can't defeat me !
Keter : i know but he can
*Points at appolyon*
@@OneWingedKing Apollyon:I Can’t either but he can
Object class: PETER : shut up Kyle.
@@nakupovani1 Object class : *Peanut* : whoms't dare awaken the almighty one ?
Yes
@@OneWingedKing Object class: Jender: fuck u
Safe: Hi
Euclid: Hi, I might attack you
Keter: I will attack you
Appolyon: *B E G O N E T H O T*
www.scpwiki.com/task-forces#eta-4
lol
Yggdrasil : violence is never the answer,violence is a question,and the answer is *yes*
Yggdrasil : violence is never the answer,violence is a question,and the answer is *yes*
Imagine still saying thot and pootis in 2020. Grow up
Nobody:
Literally every class after apollyon:
*REFERS TO PROPOSAL*
A stranger you’ve met on the internet
All of them past Apollyon are unessasary. I hate them
@@JackToTheA1 Zeno actually seems pretty helpful, but yeah, most of them are one offs that are nothing more than specific versions of euclid or used for 001
@Nero Yeah but there's a difference between breaking out and killing 100 people and easily blowing up the Earth
A stranger you’ve met on the internet I see you star platinum
@@a01073791533 no get away
Safe: Liquid water
Euclid: Boiling water
Keter: Superfluid
Thaumiel: The cup
Apollyon: *t s u n a m i*
Zeno: Supercritical Fluid
yes im going to drink *liquid water*
then what’s ice
@@polygonrincreal ice is n i c e
*apollyon: tsunami of 50% boiling water and 50% sulfuric acid
Doctor: *Makes a 001 proposal*
O5, in the voice of Bill Wurtz: We can make a class out of this.
No, don’t.
you can make a relig- no dont
*YOU CAN MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS*
What is that gross thing on your profile picture
𝚠𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚣 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚝?
“Dr.Bright can’t kill it with his chainsaw guns!” Should be a class
apollyon should be called that
BCKIWHCG would be the acronym.
BUTNWCG (Bright Unable To Neutralize With Chainsaw Guns) sounds more like something the foundation would say
CKCG-class. A secondary class, used to refer to an SCP that requires special means to be neutralized that do not involve chainsaws. which is most of them.
@@metalballs1004 nah, not even an apollyon can survive that
One correction.
SCPs are not rated Safe, Euclid, or Keter based on how dangerous they are. These ratings are based solely on how easily it can be contained.
SCP's that are difficult to contain are usually very dangerous, but not always.
As is said on the SCP Wiki: A button that can destroy the universe would be classified as Safe. A cat that can randomly trade places with any other cat in the world would be classified as Keter.
*sees tik tok ad*
*CLICKS BUTTON*
SCP-507 is classed as Safe though, and he kinda just shifts through the fabric of reality from time to time. He's extremely hard to keep contained without constant retrieval efforts, but is otherwise a non-threat.
CrypticAsterisk a case of bad classification! There are authors of scps who don’t understand the classes.
Not necessarily, many humanoids are safe because of how cooperative they are such as many of the little misters
That cat would be classified as Euclid in worst case scenario. Safe is more likely, since its capabilities don't pose a threat. SCP-507 is a good example of it
Mum, can we get Keter-Class?
No, we have Keter-Class at home.
Keter-Class at home: *Truculent*
Basic kid: There are only 3 classes
Douchebag kid: Um, actually there are four.
Scp foundation: Allow us to introduce ourselves
wait they cant tell anyone who they are
JOJO
I mean.. the majority of those in this video were meaningless for the whole point of having an SCP "Class". Honestly, the most legitimate answer would just be "Decommisioned, Safe, Euclid, Keter, Apolyon, Yggdrasil". Hell, the mode these was just abritrarily giving individual SCP's their own unique class for no legitimate reason. On top of that, "Neutralized" seems meaningful, but ignores the value of recognizing the threat it could potentially hold.
Me: There is 5
@@derpylimeaj6350 What's your argument?
Alot of these are really annoying because they're either not needed or just too specific
@@michaelwilliams9080 Apollyon is kinda needed if that SCP can't be contained
I agree like seriously this is just (REDACTED) ridiculous
Michael Williams
Well, id say apollyon and thaumiel are fine too
CinnaBear _ They should have stopped at Apollyon...it’s the same shit with the 100s of SCP 001...so annoying and excessive
oH bOy TiMe To LeT mY oRiGiNaLiTy ShInE wItH tHiS bRaNd NeW cLaSsIfIcAtIoN!!11!!
mInEs GoNnA bE *(latin word here)*
Man, how could you forget
_T O T A L Y S A F E_
I am doing a part 2 soon for all the ones others have told me :)
Lets not forget K E T E R E S T
what scp is that
Ilona Sapel
420-J it and play it!
And also AWESOME
Safe: I get the toast how I like it
Euclid: I dunno what toast I'll get
Keter: My toast burns
Thaumiel: I heat up the toast
Apollyon: The toaster explodes
Neutralized: The toast crumbs
Explained: So. Basically. Toast is wheat that was heated up twice. One by a raging inferno. And another by a piece of man-made machinery that is designed to turn un-toasted toast into toasted toast for humans all over the world (except gluten-free) to enjoy
Yggdrasil: the toast destroys reality
Neutralized: The digested remains of that slice of toast
Maksur: If a slice of toast was cut into pieces
Toast before toasted is called bread idiots
apollyon
toast eats u
Anatto: Toast eats universe.
Let's not forget all of the ones that Dr. Bright makes up when he's bored.
They are just too good
@@lorekeeper685 send link pls
@@esthebigboxtm4700 r/woooosh
Safe-Euclid-Keter Class
@@noturno5062 r/whoooosh for u
Don't forget about [Data Expunged], [Data Expunged] and also [Data Expunged]
And what about [Data Expunged]?
Also, don't forget about [Redacted]
Don't forget the Legendary Site [Redacted]. All the good shit goes down there.
Oh yeah and ○○●●●○○●○○●○●●
Ohhh or the [Message not delivered]
Some writers really need to consider the “Locked Box Principle” before haphazardly slapping a “KETER” label on everything.
Brandon Jackson hence Suddenly Chair. Is it dangerous? Hardly. Is it containable? For short periods only
@@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
Yeah, the Keter definition in this video is horribly obsolete.
*agrees in Keter*
Yes it is means it is hard to contain, and probably dangerous. If it is dangerous but easy to contain, it shouldn’t be keter
@@Scp--wr4xv hello to you to
"How many proposal does SCP-001 has?"
SCP Foundation: *"YES"*
like 31 of them are public known
other trensillion is 05 clearence
The real one has to be the factory
@@Cipher_Nine no, I think the real one is "when day breaks"
@@iranoutofideas7114 it is my favorite one, but i don't think it's the real one for the following reasons :
This SCP was labeled as 001 when a time traveler told the foundation this was going to happen in the future.
The event was meant to happen in May 2021 and we're still alive (as well as the prime SCP universe).
Or maybe every 001 is real, every different universe has one. Maybe. But after some research, I think that The Black Moon is the real one. It makes sense on why it's called 001, the origin of the Administrator and the foundation, but it also reveals why the Administrator is the way he is. The 001 threat in that universe (or any) is much deadlier than When Day Breaks, it's a ZK end of reality scenario. It completely make sense for the O5 and Administrator to want to hide this one.
"how many scp-001s are there?"
SCP Foundation: well idk
the guy who names them: oops.
Nobody:
All 001 proposals: wow look at my new OC
Basically
*_my OC is PAPERS_*
The real scp 001 is the ranks, they have sentience and cause the SCP’s to act accordingly
It's like:
OMGy, you all sUck, my proposel iz Apolyoin-impetus-safe-peeNUT-shygay-682-Abyl-SCARLET_KING and will kill, and murder and win al anime battle. THErE *(smashes enter)* bes 00!one SKCP, reeeeeee!!!11
ok, YES, I'm overdramatizing, but I do agree... these proposals kinda got out of hand...
EDIT: damn it, forgot to add 096 and 173. Fixed.
SCP-001-J
The Goose.
Class: Apollyon.
Safe-lock in box and leave
Euclid-lock in box and use a containment procedure which isn’t too hard to do and provided the site remains functional it will be contained
(I.e. needs power to keep door locked or D class to maintain eye contact)
Keter-it is trying to escape the box and may do so even if containment procedures are followed
Thaumial- it is the box
Apollyon- there is no box
Neutralized - Uh... why are you putting that in a box?
Archon: please don't put it in a box
@@ananshasheta926 Put it in a Trashcan
Decomitioned - I just dumped the box empty.
Yggdrasil/Annata: Reality ITSELF stops working
You forgot scp-💯 object class: 🅱️eter
Keter griffin
💯-j?
hey 🅱️eter
yes SCP Foundation
you are 🅱️eter class SC🅱️
oh no
SUBSCIRIPE FOR PINE CONE
HEY 🅱️ETER
My mom is class beater
Neutralized: I’m not in a box, I’m in a tomb.
Safe: I can’t get out of the box.
Euclid: I might escape the box.
Keter: I will break out of the box as many times as I want.
Thaumiel: I *am* the box.
Apollyon: (Pauses rampage) There was a box?
*"When The Day Break"* looks like having
Mentalbreak (it dont know the box ssss)
Zeno: I can escape the box but it's really hard to do.
Apollyon: I will eat the box then eat you
Apollyon: I wouldn't enter the box or I blew up the box even if I heard the screams of men attacked by SCPs during containment breach.
Cernunnos: you cant afford a box.
I think we should stick to safe, Euclid, keter, thaumiel, Apollyon, explained, neutralized, and maybe maskur.
i love yggdrasil
Maskur shouldn’t really be a classification, as it’d make more sense to give a classification to the shards.
Yea, we really should.
BWM SRRN the end of world ones maybe
BWM SRRN I say add yiggdrasil because as much as it’s specific it’s a weird combination of safe and Apollyon that is too hard to decide which is correct so I can understand people using it
Missed one
Object class: Unnecessary
Referred to in Lily’s scp 001 proposal (The world’s gone beautiful), a phenomenon that occurs 24 hours before the death of all life on earth. Scp 001 doesn’t cause the death of all life on earth, merely a response to it. During scp 001 the climate becomes warm and comfortable, 90% of viable places grow flowers that are described as “vibrant” or “beautiful”. Humans become aware of the fate of the earth and its inevitability, peoples aggression greatly decreases. The foundation will release any non violent and sentient scps, all staff including D class are honorably discharged and free to do what they want with their remaining time. A depressing and sad proposal.
How is that depressing
@@bishopnickle2207 that before the death of earth everything will be amazing and perfect and we wont have much time to enjoy it
@@doublenaut443 oh ok I understand now
Sentient and violent...
Ok no
Simpatico means friendly in Spanish. This could refer to scp's that are not understood but show no form of aggression or threat at the current time period.
So like, SCP-999?
Lord Crunchy exactly. Also i love scp 999.
In italian too
In portuguese too
In nazi too
A lot of these just feel like the author’s were trying to make their SCP’s unique but made them look stupid
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚛 [ 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 ], 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚐𝚊-6 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍.
It's probably due to an anomaly nature being undescribable whilst facing human nature to describe and classify reality... It's like immovable object and unstopable force paradox.
There’s always the fact that someone will think their scp class will be a new standard in scp lore. I mean a rule I heard that if three scp writers use it then it’s a valid object class
Some SCPs is just to unique to classified in litterally 1 classes cause some Euclids is also safe and while some r safe but still act like Euclid and some becomes from Safe to Euclid for a certain reasonably explanations
In real life this would happen too because though
Only heard of the first 8
A lot of them seem incredibly redundant
Yeah I mean the first few are the only ones that make much of an appearance the others are just used the once in one-off SCPs
IronBahamut at least the last ones sounded pretty good
Yeah. It woulb be cooler if there would at least be a bunch of SCP's that use the class
They are made up because people want their scp’s to be special
@@cheekybum1513 yeah but it defeats the purpose
Many of these are just fancy ways of saying keter and it kinda makes me angry that writers created a unique class just for their scp
jona minichiello Yeah, I mean it's cool if they make it work, but it's mostly just "Look at MY scp, it's more special than yours!"
Face McFaceFace Yes, that's the problem, i mean i don't mind some of these, like embla maybe, but a lot just seem like a beta version of the original classes.
"Safe? No, mine is Safe-P R O D E S T."
I know right? It's ridiculous. Just stay with SEKTA
Decommissioned should be added to SEKTA like SEKTAD or STEDKA
So...
SCPs are like music, where you can make up a fancy sounding word for one extremely specific or redundant thing, and suddenly that's a rule?
Or Genders too. 😅😅
@@nangsanbhalangblah333 You mean non-binary ones.
Your mistake is opressing me
Stop opressing me.
Well, yes, but there is no canon for SCP material so everyone's idea of what is and isn't canon differs. You can choose to not include these classes in your vision and that's it.
@@splingusbugs True, true.
el inquisidor perseverante I think they are referring to those post who say there are 60 genders or more. Not non-binary or gender fluid (and some others) those at least make some logical sense even if they haven’t been studied, proven or disproven for the time being.
Maths teacher: what’s 40 plus 10 plus 3?
Me: highly intrusive unknown capabilities unknown nature refers to scantrons proposal for scp 001
The kirbmaster maths teacher being an scp fan: I see you are a man of culture
Who heard neutrilized and thought
"Here were dragons."
PTSD Memory of THAT scp
RIP
literally watched that before coming here. Though.. after listening to this list, I think "neutralized" is rather meaningless for SCP class. Neutralization can be undone, and then what information are you left with?
WHYYY
Me
; - ;
You forgot "Aweso i mean " Totally Safe"
420-J
Best object class
Ketur
Scp 682j
And "KETER OH GOD KILL IT"
arthur KyogreRJ what is that from
Trombone Samurai SCP-006-j, don't search if you have weak heart or insectophobia
Petition to raise the threat level of the multiplying cake to apollyon
No move it to “Dr.Bright can’t kill it with his chainsaw guns!”
Imagine drowning in cakes, that multiplies. Now that deserves the Apollyon
YES
Counterpoint. since there are effective countermeasures, it should be safe
@@Strawb-Jam
Apparently that's what happened in the dimension inside the endless bag of potatoes.
You forgot about Class Awesome: Used to refer to SCP-420-J.
He also forgot the most dangerous class:
KETER OH GOD KILL IT
@@Bugauanga The one person not to be scared by it was promoted to Site Director by someone from the _O5 Council._
Dont forget SCP E-621
he also also forgot about euclid-keter
j comedic letter
In Dutch "keter" means heretic.
Which is also fitting.
Swoossh in Italian "Simpatico" means nice
Reminds me of halo 2
nope, ketter is
happy garden the same thing with portuguese
It always ticks me off when someone makes their own object class for their SCP. I just reeks of "My SCP is too special for the regular five classifications! I need to make my own even though it could easily fall into one of the pre existing categories because I'm a special snowflake!" All we really need are safe, Euclid, and Keter. Thaumiel and Apollyon have their place but some of these are just moronic.
Also neutralized. Though it wouldnt matter at that point
noathegod 1 Some neutralised SCPs are written very well though, like the SCP "here be dragons".
Face McFaceFace i completely forgot about that one , extremely ironic i know.
What the fuck safe-prodest is supossed to mean anyways
meat it means "Look how special my scp is"
Safe: the name Already explains it
Euclid: the mistery bois
Keter: the angry 9 Year old kids
Thaumiel: your Best friend
Apollyon: you're already dead
Explained: "hi, How are ya?" [SpongeBob reference]
Neutralised: do i Need to explain?
The Other 23 Classes: [insert stupid SJW argument Here]
I Need Help XD I WOULD POST THIS ON ROBLOX
"Thaumiel: your best friend"
Really? Is SCP-3000 ANYTHING but friendly?
@@Peusterokos1 As in "They help us".
Comment of the week
I was disappointed there wasn't a mention of Dammerung: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718
Here’s the ball metaphor for the classes:
Safe: It’s a ball
Euclid: It’s a ball, but you don’t know what it’s made of.
Keter: It’s a ball, but it keeps rolling away from you
Thaumiel: the basket you put the ball in after you’re done
Apollyon: A ball of plasma and hot gas, but it’s literally the sun.
"Sorry but I identify as a Keter-Apollyon Zeno 53"
lol
Edgy Boi
HA you're so basic I identify as all of them (not really sure how)
JunkyPorpoise42 don't try to end reality, I did that once
And the 2018 comment award goes to...
Moonbase Cyberman WAIT, WHAT!?
You must be the most in depth SCP channel out there for people like me without like, idk, the ability to sit down and scroll through thousands of these files. *Thank you*
Teenage Gamer this is false. Most of the shit he’s saying is kinda false or useless
There is just 7 classes .
SAFE
EUCLID
KETER
THAUMIEL
APOLLYON
NEUTRALIZED(SED)
EXPLAINED
End of the discussion.
What about Decomissioned
I somewhat agree, there should be Only one case where you can add new classes:
When you have a scp that cannot litteraly fit with any of these classes, the new class should be given a definiton, like all the classes. And it should not be: refferes to scp (insery name here)
For example: Safe-Keter means a scp that is hard to contain but it is not dangerous
@AnduRo keter does not refer to the level of danger to contain, it refers to the ease or lack of ease to contain a certain SCP
Sektane
and what about demonetized
Class: God tier
Must be praised 200 times a day requires 3 flashlights as a sacrifice a day
Refers only to 173
Friend: What gods/goddesses do you belive in?
Me: *Peanut*
Nah
343: Am I a joke to you?
fleshlights
Local Peanur Acsends to God Hood [REDACTED] The Chruch Of The Broken God.
NOTE:safe does not mean harmless a good example is the “cup of joe” incident
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HOLY MOLY 693 LIKES?!?!
THANK YOU!!!
Oh I know that. An agent named Joseph start to sweat and then he fainted?
@@fangsong3802 not that one, that's an incident with scp-294, the cup of joe is another specific scp.
Yeah, many "SAFE" SCPs can still kill you. Just that they can't hunt you down and murder you, typically. Such as SCP-1025, the book of common diseases that if you read it, you'll come down with whatever disease you just read about. It can still kill you, but it won't if you don't open it.
@@amokriinprolgiid3409 so if someone read about covid-19, they'd receive it?
@@crystalcat025, yup
At one point, I had considered proposing an Object Class of my own. Noctem, specifically for unconfirmed and unconfirmable SCPs that can only be hypothetically inferred, but which represent a serious enough threat that the possibility of their existence cannot be ignored. Basically, "If something could happen, but there's no way to tell if anything's in the box, it's Noctem". The class would have come with a slight restructuring of the standard format, replacing "Special Containment Procedures" with "Special Categoric Precautions", i.e. since by nature a Noctem would be impossible to contain, as it cannot even be verified, handling instead focuses on reasonable measures the Foundation can take to prevent any effects. SCP-1763-EX is an example of what I would classify as a Noctem.
KefkeWren What about SCP-055?
Epic
Wait so like SCP-4911?
Your idea aint bad, it doesn't sound that specific, why isn't this already a thing if bff and humanoid are?
Would you class 3930 as Noctem, in that case? It doesn't have a classification on the site, but it vaguely fits into that category.
Safe: You got the drink.
Euclid: You got the drink but it tastes wrong and you aren’t sure what it is.
Keter: You got the wrong drink.
Theumial: The glass your drink is in.
Apollyon: You choked on your drink and you died.
Explained: You know what your drink taste like
Neutralized: you drank the drink and now it is gone
Former: Your drink is telling you they are wine
Home: safe
Your bed: thaumeil
School: euclid
Students: euclid
Teachers: keter
Mosquitos: keter
Report cards: potential keter
Free time: neutralized
Parents: keter
Tests: appolyon
*Sex: maksur*
You/I: Maksur
The quiet kid: 53
someone stupid like scp 666 = Emilis Usas Virus
@@idiot552.
Safe: totally ok 😀
Euclid: we just don’t know 🤷♂️
Keter: stay away from the box
Thaumiel: i AM the box
Apollyon: OH GO OH F&@K
So many hebrew name classes!!
Keter - crown
Theumiel - tree of life
Apollion - angel of death
Yesod - Base / foundation
Scp-00000000000000000
Class : Unknown-Safe
Containment : all
How to contain : You can contain it in all
Description : we are all living with it
In the beginning of 2020, there are 9 new Classes:
- Hiemal
- Archon
- Cernunnos
- Tiamat
- Gòdel
- Hera
- Enochian
- Continua
- Eparch
Please tell me this is a joke because can people stop making new classes, isn't safe, euclid, keter, thaumiel and apollyon enough
@@apuppetandacookie8200 *THERMAL*
@@atasmaniandevilwithaphone5514 Damn autocorrect
@@apuppetandacookie8200 Two new classes
Apupet - Given to auto correct users
Acookie- Given to people who don't want more classes
@@apuppetandacookie8200 add in Neutralised, Explained and Maksur
Well, at least I now properly understand the basic 5 SEKTA classes.
Same
Head of MTF hated that name for some reason
YES AND I STILL DO
Samd
Personally, I think that having tons of object classes is bad for SCP. I also think that having a bunch of SCPs on Warhammer 40,000 levels of ridiculous overpowered ness takes away from the horror aspect, and it works in tandem with too many object classes. That’s just my opinion, though.
I agree SEKTA and neutralised are enough for me
SCP ILLUSTRATED
Well, I even think Apollyon is too much, since it takes away a bit of the realism required for horror.
Bob Birdsong But the SCP foundation does not only contain horror. It also contains a slew of weird anomalous objects.
Telepathic Spider
Where did all the dragons go?
The All you want Pizza
SCP - 999
Filipino Chef Apprentice
This is true, but what does more classes add? Besides, I’m specifically referring to authors who think big and scary=scary. SCP is primarily a horror site, so for the interest in keeping the creepy vibe going, keep in a low amount of object classes is best.
Bob Birdsong
That's fair. If anything, most classes should be modeled by the SEKTA classifications. The other variants seem redudant.
Damn, the spells for the new Harry Potter movie sure sound interesting
Safe: a snowball
Euclid: a rock
Keter: a bullet
Thamuel: a bulletproof vest
Apollyon: a nuke
Explained: *Mississippi Queen here*
"Class BFF"
Truly the most important class
Bewer 2S hehe
if air was an SCP:
SCP-0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Air
Description: Air
shit joke
it would be a explained
Object class would be explained
Sp Co Pr: can't just be air
Description: can't just be air
You're dead meme pic says it all
@@gorgeousfreeman1318 salty much?
@@bubbingreene1630 nah, just trollin ;)
Apollyon would've been more fotting
@@Theakritas_ You can contain air
Like Genders, first there were 2 now there are 72.
Yes, but I like an object class that tells me more about the SCP. The standard Safe, Euclid, and Keter were starting to get vague.
You. beat me to it lol, I was just about to comment that
Bold n Brash First of all, awesome name and profile pick combo. Secondly, who beat you to what?
Casul beat me to the genders comment lol, I legit was typing it and then I decided to scroll down to see if someone else had beat me to it then I found this, and thanks for the compliment!
Chaabar Yakal Next you'll be asying there shouldn't be more than three object classes.
Safe - That shy kid
Euclid - That quiet kid
Keter - That demonic kid
Appolyon - That §Ωμ kid
Thaumiel: Quiet but wholesome kid
Neutralized: that adult
@@noobythings explained: that smart jid
Scp-hotel
Class: trivago
Scp-creeper
Class: aw man
Scp-E
Class: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down never gonna run around or hurt u
Oh shit..
Scp-🅱️OI
Class-meme
Scp-stupidity
Class: smat
Um, yeah, I'll just go with SEKTANED (Safe, Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Apollyon, Neutralised, Explained, Decommissioned)
Anyways, the object class depends on the level of containment, not the SCP itself. However, there are others thought otherwise and ended up almost losing ehat the object class means.
Man, if you contain a bird you can't say that it's Euclid because of its flying behaviour.
Mattia Corelli we can *A N D W E W I L L*
@@CorelUser Technically, you can because animals are unpredictable.
@@shmegalodonschmuckington786 only not completely known SCPs can be Euclid. If they're understood they can become Safe, (like the Reverse Man).
@@CorelUser Nah, I don't think so. Unless they have an on and off switch button on the back, they're still Euclid.
30?
THERE ARE 30 OF THESE??
Fenix Only 6 are official. Safe, Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Neutralized, and Explained.
Lucas Watts also apolyon but meh its barely used
Lucas Watts
Yea the other 24 are just either for SCP-001 proposals or very specific SCPS
(wait doesn't Apollyon count as "official" and on the subject of Apollyon, why shouldn't 2521 count as a Apollyon due to the fact that any attempt to contain it have failed?)
2521 doesn't count as Apollyon, because it isn't about to destroy the planet by a freak accident. It's only summonable by saying/writing what it is, but that still is not a sustainable K-Class scenario, because information regarding will necessarily move slowly and likely will never amount to anything. That is the premise of the current containment scenario. The Apollyons that are labelled as such pose an immediate and active threat to humanity, namely, 2317 will eat everything when that chain breaks in about 30 years, when 001 "When Day Breaks" breached, it turned ~98% of humanity into goo monster in 24 hours, and 3999 ▄▙▚▐▚█▙r▄██4▙▄▙█▐▐█▚▜▟▐█▄▍s█▄▜. And Apollyon isn't official, it's only been used in 3 non -J scips.
JunkyPorpoise42 all of them are used for random scps not just scp 001
Safe: I like yo cut g
Euclid: I kinda like yo cut g
Keter : I don’t like yo cut g
Thaumiel: I gave you the cut g
Apollyon: I fucking hate yo cut g
Your video's are pretty interesting. Unlike the others where I listen to words and no pictures, you have illustrations and do a good job explaining Scp's.
Ikr? I love how his drawings resemble those policial sketches that used to be made for crime zone reconstructions on TV before cgi was a thing
I i i I spam.
Astaroth i agree.
3:17 "Ignotus" is Latin for "Unknown" or "Undiscovered". Euclid-Ignotus refers to a subclass of Euclid where it is Euclid specifically because of how little we know about it, rather than an inherent unpredictability or sentience.
Aka numerous Euclid.
It's a redundant class, Euclid covers it well enough, classes don't need to be so specific.
Class: wondertainment
Keter-Thuamiel sounds like an SCP that is hard to contain and poses a threat but still helps the foundation in certain situations.
So Deadpool
SCP-3000
My sister is a Humanoid-Appolyon SCP
amirite?
More like your mom
Catten Nation mah nigga
All mine are keter
feminazis are beyond-super apollyon
I’m that type of SCP too, on Monday’s
Admit it, it’s everyone here
Damn, classes be appearing like genders in tumblr omg
FR
yo i actually fuck with this channel, hes different. hes got talent and puts two and two together, i love the illustrations and this video too. Also the vs series is fucking sick
Safe: The kids who cant enter your classroom
Euclid: Your classmates
Keter: Your teacher
Thaumiel: Your Guidance Counselor
Appollyon: That 1 guy in class, Who wont shut his mouth during the discussions or tests.
SCP Class Idea!:
Polovina: an SCP that switches Behavior due to specific and/or unknown events. Some examples:
(1)A Safe that turns into a keter scp at midnight
(2) a Keter scp that turns Safe if given a specific object
(3) a Thaumiel SCP that turns Keter if not handled properly
(Give some interesting ideas in the replies!)
Pretty good
I want this to be true
not bad, i could see this being a real class and im confused how no one else thought of that yet!
really good idea
A portal to a landscape where every joke scp is piled up, but you cant get any because scp-729-j guards it and someone needs to go in it every 24 hours or a giant meteor comes out of it.
"I don't understand any of this shit" -Most Class D's and SCP enthusiasts
I love your videos. They always make me feel a bit creeped out while being intruigued by your voice and overall ambience of your videos. I WANT MORE!!!
SCP illustrated: class neutralized
Me: where did the dragons go?😭
Here be dragon
@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 Here were Dragons 😭
@@anandkrishna5124 😭😭😭😭😭😭
War. Goodbye, friend.
5:31
You should read that with a scottish accent.
Also this is probably the most dangerous type of SCP out there, they wouldn’t end our world, not our timeline/reality, they would end ALL realities
Im scottish and i found this hilarious xD
*Ends all 9 realms*
Item: Thanos
Class: Anatta/Apollyon
Special containment proceedures: uncontainable
Description: Thanos is a tall purple humanoid that threatens to end the universe once he gets all 6 infinity stones. He appears to have a gold glove called the Infinity Gauntlet. The infinity stones are supposed to be placed in the gauntlet holes and Thanos snaps his fingers once he gets all the infinity stones.
@@ultrapackuser3565
SCP-###
Object class:Keter/Anatta
Containment procedures: Anything that could stop it.
Description:
SCP-### is a tall purple humanoid standing roughly at 8 feet (2.4 meters) male, coming from an unknown origin as of yet. No hair of any sort, not hostile unless provoked, but still EXTREMLY unpredictable, no contact of any sort should be attempted with SCP-### with the "infinity gauntlet," it could cause the universe to be destroyed, be VERY cautious at all times.
SCP-### prefers to be called "Thanos" as his name. D-class sent in to interact with Thanos have been successful, no interaction should be made unless under watch of every MTF and special unit available and on site at anytime. D-class need to have special place implantss to cause "shutdown" at any given time in case d-class go off topic even the slightest. Any human caught interacting with SCP-### shall be executed on site, undercover workers have been sent to find SCP-### and to remain hidden at all times to prevent interaction with SCP-###.
SCP-###'s "infinity gauntlet" (also classified as SCP-####) also CANNOT be stopped with SCP-###
To use SCP-#### you need "infinity stones" for it to work. These stones are all over the universe and cannot be located or found by any conventional means as of yet.
"When we discussed these stones with Thanos, he told us we shouldn't even worry about it in simple terms, but the thing that stuck out to the team, is when he said, "well, sometimes you have to do what's best for some even though they won't like it. It's either that or suffer the same fate many species have fallen to." We didn't ask anymore from him" Dr.[-----------] documented.
SCP-###'s whereabouts are currently unknown, every available team has been sent to find SCP-### for an attempt at relocation.
Whats the joke
So almost half of the classes are purely for SCP-001, as well as the main 5 + neutralized and the rest being mostly SCP specific classes I.e the ones that are only found for 1-2 SCPs
Lucas Delaplace You do know that the REAL SCP-001 is the ‘Gat Guardian’ able to instantly obliterate anything within1km of his position, and any attempt to contain it has resulted in personnel getting obliterated...
Dragon Snake no, that’s just a proposal. Stop spreading lies.
@@pinkyuri5 What is a GAT? can i touch it? Can i EAT it? Can i *KILL* IT?
@@saritanargunde isn't gat that character from saints row?
@@saritanargunde
Gate guardian I think and no you can't do that
I bet if my dog was a scp, she would be in the BFF catagory. She is deaf, and wants to be pet all the time.
Just wanted to say I fucking love you and your dog.
Im literally fucking crying
Please teach your dog to read so it can read this comment:
I LOVE YOU DOG
I might be able to decode some of these esoteric classes:
Embla- An anomaly used to create more anomalies.
BFF- must be pet often because its cute 😊
So, I’m kinda thinking SCP-049 when you’re talking about the embla class. Is that reasonable
@@warmmilk.3517 the object is used by the foundation itself to create actual scps rather than things created by an scp
Also, lets not forget the class referring to Dr. Bright, Apollyon-Simpatico-Anatta
You missed "Awesome", which refers to SCP-420-J. I dont know if it is even canon since it was later crossed out and replaced by "Safe", but none the less it existed.
SCP-3034-J has the object class 'Whatever keeps it as far away from people as possible'
You know what a J-SCP is, right?
What about scp 458?
@@KarmaKeyenore Joke SCP, yes. But the Foundation has no real canon. It all boils down to personal preference. Wanna believe the Peanut rewrite? Then that's your personal canon. I consider most joke SCPs (with the exception of 682-J, it's too intentionally bad) to be canon.
The “glorious” class makes me cringe, as do many others.
Edit: The item class actualy makes sense if you read about it
That would be an Esoteric Informal class, which is not to cringe about. Esoteric Informal classes usually are caused by the anomaly, rather than what the Foundation would like to label them as.
@@Lumegrin Its been a while since I posted that comment, and the item class name makes sense after reading the page on the wiki
Your Mom:
An object that houses or births a new SCP. Resembles a protective nature to another SCP or Human.
Put peanut in there
This site is experiencing multiple keter and euclid level containment breaches, full site lockdown initiated.
Half of thrm be like: "I want to make my 001 proposal super edgy, so I invent a completely pointless classifications, just for that one SCP"
scp-sister
class: sister
refers to that one makeup tutorial where he says hi sisters
James charles intensifies
Hi sister
Hey sisters!
Today we are trying on strawberry milkshake make-up!
How I can explain the normal classes
Safe : it's safe
Euclid : contain it or death
Keter : contain it or all hell breaks loose
Thaumiel : ultra super top secret
Apollyon : WERE ALL SCREWED IT'S THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
That's how I explained it
The recent SCP-001 proposal "The World At Large" has a "Neztach" object class.
oooooooo is it on the wiki yet?
Safe: I know when my pizza is going to arrive
Euclid: I dont know if my pizza is going to arrive
Keter: My pizza isn’t going to arrive
Thaumiel: I made the pizza
Apollyon: what’s a pizza?
Neutralized: I ate the pizza
Truculent: I dont know what will the pizza do to me, but I know it’s bad
Maksur: The pizza is split into pieces
Explained: There are pizza everywhere but nobody cares
Simpatico: I dont know what will the pizza do to me, but I know it’s good
Zeno: I'm pretty sure the pizza will arrive.
Embla: I'm using the pizza to create more pizzas.
Hiemal: I'm ordering 2 pizzas from 2 different companies, but they hate each other.
Ticonderoga: My pizza won't arrive but I don't need pizza.
Antithesis: The delivery guy smells really bad that the delivery guy himself won't deliver it to you.
Archon: The pizza can arrive but for some reason will not.
Argus: The pizza is in the hand of third party.
Cernunnos: The pizza can arrive, but for some ethical and logistical reason, it shouldn't.
Da'aS Elyon: The pizza isn't going to arrive because the delivery guy forgot to deliver the pizza.
Damballah: The pizza is going to arrive, but you're in a different location.
Drygioni: The pizza is not done.
Enochian: The pizza won't arrive because it can affect your entire family.
Eparch: It's not a pizza, but something related to pizza.
Gödel: The pizza is everywhere but only delivery guy can see.
Hera: The pizza won't arrive but you know that it's useful.
Ignosi: The pizza shouldn't be created at all.
Kušum: Your order is abandoned.
Netzach: The pizza supports life.
Spiritual: The pizza arrives but through another reality.
@@B58-Minecraft This guy is addicted to pizza
@@B58-Minecraft wait... I think i sub him... not sure... I used to watch how to make scp 2521... I'm... quite sure...
You forgot SCP-049-C's Class
*Delicious*
Yes it is a real class...
Is it?
I'm googling
Guys I ate that class it is delicious
did not forgot
just not aware
yum
Safe: I am happy
Euclid: The humans need to be punished
Keter: I need to break out of here this instant
Thaumiel: I feel I'm being used by people
Apollyon: I'll shred this planet to it's last atom!
Safe: You're working at a job that would never be harmful to you or someone else.
Euclid: You're working at a job that is kinda sketchy, but you don't know for sure.
Keter: You're working at a job that is probably going to kill you someday now.
Thaumiel: You're working at a job that supports other jobs. Ex: Like someone who supplies materials for construction.
Apollyon: you're gonna die working here.
Explained: you're not noticeable in the career scene. Like fast food for an example.
Neutralized: you dont have a job.
Maksur: You can get a job if the opening is there. However, you're still unemployed.
Zeno: You have that one job that might hurt you or someone else. The job that's kinda hard to do, but not really.
oh also you're the only one in that job.
Embla: job = what
Euclid-Ignotus: two people have this job in the world, but nobody knows what its for.
53: you're a prick and nobody knows why.
Humanoid: hooman = you
Keter-Thaumiel: You're working at a job that supplies other people, but it's dangerous. Like a the owner of a gun factory.
Yesod: you're just empty space.
Non-Anomalous: you have no job because you have no ambitions and or skills.
Safe-Prodest: you're safe.
Euclid-Impetus: You're working at a job that's kinda sketchy, but also seems dangerous.
Safe-Impetus: You work at a job that requires you to hurt people in the case that it is necessary, but you wouldn't do it otherwise.
Euclid-Nunctii: news boy you are.
Nehemoth: Opposing enemy against some other career. Like Law Enforcement vs. Criminals.
BFF: you're weird and needs to be petted frequently.
Former: you tell people that the library is an old library for some reason.
Glorious: Hey, how nice. You're part of the royal family.
Kronecker: you're hired to replace stuff.
Decommisoned: you're fired.
Yggdrasil: You have a really powerful job, one that can screw over everything if you wanted to.
Anatta: You're mimicking the one above without having the job.
Truculent: Keter but very unpredictable.
Simpatico: You have that one job that never stays the same. No same tasks everyday, you just have to do whatever is presented at the table on that day.
love this
@@ToyotaDriver like 15 minutes
Having an scp with a new class outside of sekta:
“I’m not like other scp’s”
"omg i'm so quirky"
Amazing voice and video as always.
Nobody:
50% of this video: *scP- 001*
yeos
0:34 I started wheezing beacause sekta in my language means cult
Me too kid
@Jan T In Indonesian, it's "sekte," same as "cult."
Maybe our flag is SCP?
Yus
interesting 👀
Yea, im Czech and it too means a cult....
Safe: The pizza is fine
Euclid: The pizza is rotten
Keter: The pizza is lethally poisoned
Thaumiel: The hands u use to eat the pizza (or fork if ur that kind of guy)
Apollyon: The pizza is a multidimensional entity that self destructs upon touching it causing infinite realities to shatter