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"I've never been more excited, or ready!"
"Oh that's a T-Rex out there!"
"Alright let's go back in."
:D
Simons inability to learn or remember how to recognize his surroundings or figure out basic game play functions is amazing! You guys are funny as hell and I would love to have a beer with all of you.
omg genesis is cheating on you block her LULLULULULLU
I could watch a 10-minute video of just neebs running from a T-Rex in his high-pitched voice. Screaming for help
*you sick sadistic freak !*
Kaotic4thePeople yeah just a little bit
Hmm... I would make it a 10 hour long video of Neebs running away from 10 Gigas
whilst in the background the Jurassic Park theme song is playing
Or a sarco. Remember when there boat was chases and neebs was like "thick! Apsroro! AHHHH! Good times
This is old, but yea. I love when neebs is running from something, especially when he gives himself a pep talk to help get out of it. "come on neebs! You got this!"
Appsro running away screaming from the T-Rex and his character dropping a turd at that exact moment was absolutely amazing lol
The rex's roar got buffed last patch, now it forces any creature smaller than it to poop itself.
I love the “how to” voice that Appsro does when he is teaching Doraleous how to kill the cat in mid air. I think it would be great if Appsro did ‘how to’ videos for the games that he is playing. Love every series you guys do.
*T-Rex roars. Releasing a shock wave powerful enough to shake the earth*
Simon: OH BOY.
Me too Simon. Me too.
I'm nearly 30 years old, but watching the Ark series is like watching Saturday morning cartoons. Keep them coming fellas.
Hully I am 30 watching like Saturday morning cartoons. Have no shame.
Yeah I'm excited for the next one but I bet it'll be another 2 weeks sadly
I love that Starter Bird has survived like 3 Wyvern attacks now, and Cooter died in the first Wyvern encounter😂😂😂
How about in scorched earth?
This is a disfunctional family without thick I hate to admit it but at least he kept the gang on task.
Now they getting thicked without thick, sad times
No it's not like that, they argue almost all the time but always make up, its never serious
@John Marston I do get it asshole, I know what I'm talking about because I've been subbed for 4 years
On this week's episode of SNARK : Outrival Convolved ... Appsro is pushed off the theater balcony by Neebs. Thick has a drink and a discussion with Starterbird amidst the chaos. Dora reluctantly accepts the love of Simon.
Man, the redesign of some of the Ark animals is really cool. Love that they changed the wolves especially.
Almost makes me want to play Ark again. But that makes me think about all the resource grinding and tedious taming, as well as tribal politics and getting enslaved by enemy tribes.
Then I start breaking into a cold sweat, gasping for air between panicked breaths... Not the giga pit again! I just wanted to build a little hut in the mountains!
Ark multiplayer is just obnoxious. Single player alone or with friends is so much more fun imo. Even more so if you have a mod like Bush people or this other one which you place something down to spawn a variety of dinos which will attack you and your base in waves for a short time then go on cd. Making things like base defense in single player useful.
Host your own server man! My friend hosts his own server him and some people play on. So much bette rig an experience then grinding hours just to get your base to stone then log off just to get back on an to have been wiped off the planet
You could do a PVE or private server with multipliers on taming, resource harvesting, and other tedious tasks.
FlintSparked hi
FlintSparked play unofficial pve
I've noticed that Doraleous has sort of become the new Simon. I remember way back when Simon was playing Portal 2 he would get super frustrated at himself for not understanding the game and then when the guys would try and explain it to him he'd get really defensive and angry and just shut down. It seems like the same thing is happening to Doraleous here.
pinkmullet4 exactly, he is kinda bitchi and annoying
I miss portal.
nah.. simons just lazy. i mean.. it's kindof entertaining and we all love simon because he sorta admits he's useless. But jesus.. hes getting paid for this. he could care enough to learn the game (he hasnt learned a SINGLE engram!)
Hell no dora's new to this shit series .so am i giv him a break
@@farshidmemari2459 Kinda? More like extremely.. he is the worst
“Hotdog in a hallway” may very well be Neebs’ most crude joke ever on this channel
I'm expecting Doraleous to leave the tribe and go to join Thick soon.
"Simon's trying to shoot me!"
"I'm not trying to shoot you." 2 seconds later, *TWANG*
4 seconds later, Appsro is dead.
LOL
The wyvern egg spoiled as soon as he grabbed it. HeHe!
It's karma for getting cooter killed
@@KingofFaces it was a glitch that had to be patched back in the day
@@KingofFaces I think he payed enough, in fact neebs should thank him for all the money he's making on that shirt. Honestly at this point thick is doing the only thing that is interesting. All neeb is doing is taming the same animal over and over again.
That T-rex climbs like a Skyrim horse
Jarl Balgruuf new tlc update made the Rex able to climb up steeper hills, so it doesn’t get stuck like it usually does
Some say it came from a portal that goes to modded Skyrim...
Jarl Balgruuf I
Jarl Balgruuf
He just wanted to get high enough up the mountain to be able to jump off to commit suicide once he learned they intended to capture him.
Jarl Balgruuf j
Why is everyone fucking complaining? I loved this episode, their arguements aren't serious, it's their sense of humor. I bet they joke about kicking Thick out of the tribe in real life, it's banter, it's what friends do.
Yells loudly "I'M HIDING, HOW CAN HE SEE ME?!"
Me-"if Jurassic Park taught us anything, it's the T-Rex tracks by sound. You've just yelling "come get me, I'm here!!""
The problem with the group is its missing Thick44. You can see they are starting to target each with their displaced anger and frustration. Despite Thick being well...Thick, perhaps he is the glue that keeps this squad mashed together into the 5 headed monster we all know and love? In the mean time while you all ponder that, Dora should go join Thick for aHwile.
Aric Van-Y I was about to type something like this because I completely agree
You speak the truth
Or maybe they should just play altogether again let bygones be bygones. Is that the saying?
Aric Van-Y I mean, thick did get cooter killed with his wyvern bullcrap, and cooter was in the tribe for over a year. I'm sorry but I disagree with you. I enjoy the fact that thick isn't in the tribe for a while. He's a danger to the animals
Thick is like a heatsink.
Simon giving Dora advice and being a critic........Simon has grown alot.
This is the second or third time a dragon egg has glitched and spoiled. I'm ok with them just spawning in an egg at this point.
The Spongy Mallard I agree
Agreed
The Spongy Mallard it’s not a glitch, if they leave the egg in the nest it will spoil and as soon as they pick it up it spoils. They need to go through and pick up the eggs to get new ones to spawn in. Also you can’t spawn in fertilised eggs ( or at least not at lvl 1)
Still, it's pretty dumb.
Totally agree. Starting to actually feel bad for thick lol
I said it before I'll say it again. Starter Bird will never die.
It probably wont
Thicks pride nd joy is in that bird
After Doraleus’s shotgun blast went off I laughed the hardest that I have in a while.
This was more like an episode of Doraleous and Associates than usual...
oh noooo I hate when you get a wyvern egg and the game just doesn't give it to you!
Final THEY SHOULD FIX IT RIGHT NOW
He probably ate it again
That's not the case! the eggs have a decay timer and it just stays on the nest, when you pick it up it auto de-spawns. It pays to keep the nests cleared out regularly.
you did see that when he picked it up the game said it spoiled right
I feel so sorry for thick
Doralingus is extra sensitive today, if fact everyone seems extra hurtbutt.
I guess i should have realized something was wrong when Simon is the only one being sensible
where the hell you pull that from? Doralious probably was annoyed since Simon was dictating what he was doing wrong which is completely ironic considering it took him this many episodes to be on his WAY to improving
I want to let you know ice wyverns are alot easier to get the eggs from they are on the snow mountain and in the snow biome
This is like "The real housewives of ark"
I got excited when I heard Simon talk about taming a Giga in a previous episode, now I'm just impatiently waiting for the day.
Everyone was so moody today. 😂
That's what makes me hate this episode
NomaR Anims Same. I think this episode is what gave me AIDS. It could also be all those male prostitutes.
Tbs I would've been as pissed as thick was if that happened to me so I understand him but for the rest, no sure
Thick finally gets an egg.
*Spoils instantly*
John Hughes blame the game for that
Nope not the game. Server settings are incorrectly set. The hatch time has been reduced to the point were the egg will instantly hatch so the moment you pick it up it starts the spoil timer which is affected by the Hatch Time and with it set to quickly hatch ie: it spoils just as fast. I know because I had the same problem with my server.
it spoils instantly cause nobody been picking up eggs and the spoil timer starts while there in the nest
John Hughes do i have news for you
That certainly sounds like a glitch though, why would you want to have the spoil timer start at hatching and not at being picked up. It just makes it so you have to pick up a spoiled egg and then pick up another one after spawning. It's a stupid system
Half their animals changed and they didnt notice lol
Tj C only if we could see cooter
Tj C yay i know right
huh?
We gotta wait until they record new shit after this session so we can see them react to spooter’s new look
Tj C I know right. I was looking at the red and the Dire Wolf and they looked very different. It almost looked like the Dire wolf ran differently. Looked more natural.
Miss the cave videos. They used to do so many awesome cave adventures. Bring em BACK
When doralrous said bagel like that I really wanted to just start hearing mics and computers crashing down from Simon kicking his ass in real life
Poor Cooter, he never got that TLC ;(
DE UGANDAN KNUCKLES this video was pre-recorded
Only dinos in their base with TLC is the Rex i fyou pay attention, none of the rest have been changed. Likely they recorded these clips before TLC 2.
DE UGANDAN KNUCKLES wait I saw you on the gaming beavers channel
DE UGANDAN KNUCKLES this is prior to tlc 2
Kameraden that's what I said
Thick go to the scar. Much easier to find eggs 🥚
"Hotdog in a hallway" hahaha
Guys I have to admit, at first I hated the ban on thick, but as it goes I am really enjoying this kind of sub-plot. I really hope that it becomes something of a battle of the beasts as he gets a good army together and then you guys make up after. As always, stay the best channel on TH-cam!
At about 2:00 I thought Neebs was talking about the guy who draws stuff on the beach with a rake but then I remembered that some Buddhist monks came to our community college to do a sand art demonstration for our art classes.
Would absolutely recommend watching a video of monks working on these awesome prices of temporary art.
*is that a sexual reference ?*
7:00 Appsro is so scared of the T-Rex he can't even remember the title of Jurassic Park! XD
Last time I was this early big Shirley was still alive
R.I.P Big Shirley may you always be remembered
Bradley Burkeen May she forever rest in bird-heaven with Flappy Tits :'(
Aegir flappy tits was the best
Man, all these great birds died, that must mean another great bird must be coming soon, or maybe it is here and we do not knowbit
Bradley Burkeen R.I.P. Mean Martinis
(Bang!) “what was that?” Lol I’m dying
Most heartbreaking moment was thick getting so excited about the egg we watched spoil in his inventory. I would love to see thick make that small cave in the wyvern area into his taming station. Block off one of the entrances with behemoth gates, then have a turret box in the middle he can turn on and off. Then make the other entrance into a metal wyvern trap with the door linked to a pin code box back at the turrets.
when he picked up the egg it instantly spoiled ... wow the bad luck
Its bad when simon is the only one who knows whats going on. And tranq darts do very little damage compared to arrows
N Harwood doraleous isnt using darts, hes using bullets, that's why he killed the rex. They're all completely oblivious to this game, simon too
@@austinpratt3020 no, dora was using regular arrows. Simon was 100% right about the darts
@@austinpratt3020 nevermind, he just whipped out a gun with real bullets hahah
Always look forward to Ark videos from the best gaming channel! Glad Anthony is feeling better :)
AnthonyCSN and we’re glad to have you back!
thick kills cooter, think gets banned, the remaining 4 descend into some of the best comedic chaos and it will always be worth the rewatch
PLEASE DONT EVER STOP PLAYING THIS. These are my favorite videos.
Let thick back in the tribe.... feel like you guys get too distracted and get nothing done without him XD
he killed cooter
Briana&Amanda Pream he did.... But how is keeping him from tribe beneficial now? Thick learned his lesson and you can tell constantly how he talks to the new birds he has....
Briana&Amanda Pream Cooter was Thick's bird.
DDBtheoneandonly Simon also does not learn. And Doralious is a flat out moocher. Yet they keep them around. It is completly unfair and I hope Thick gets a wyvern and trashes thier little homes.
To be fair. Even with thick they weren’t getting anything done.
The Neebs Gaming crew has always found a way to start arguments just to create comedy in every situation. I think most of the time they do a good job of keeping the argument light and funny. So if one of them finds that the argument is coninuing for too long, it's good that that person says so. The others can then decide if they want to drop the argument and move forward with the episode. Maybe there wasn't much of moving forward in this episode, but I think it's good that Doraleous at least tried to change the direction they were going.
Agreed
I'm amazed how they've been playing all this time and they still haven't figured out taming properly yet! x3
We found thick's role in the tribe, the lightening rod they all take their shit out on, to keep from turning on each as bad. EASLIY BEST EPISODE YET!!!
It’s time a therazinosaurus joined the tribe. Or!!!! A titanoboa since you have all had such fond memories of these snakes lol. Imagine the hilarious banter trying to feed it eggs to tame it!!
WOOHOO! This is like my adult version of Saturday morning cartoons. Thanks, guys!
Edward's Sisters'Hands 100% agree lol
When I face life's problems, I stop & ask myself:
What Would Simon Do?
#WWSD
DangerMouSe nothing😂😂
eat a sandwich!
"Are you a man?"
Ask another person to do it
Those problems would be left unsolved
Should've known appsro would be in the thumbnail with a title like 'sex raptor' 😂
I am a systems analyst for a high profile oil and gas company. I control the data exchange that determines where millions of dollars flow into what accounts and minor oversights can result in tens of thousands of dollars worth of lost money due to errors.... When I heard Doraleous say ' You know you'd think you'd be looser, but you're awful tight' while at work, I laughed so hard I'm pretty sure I put 2 companies out of business (not really). You guys are great.
That TRex had some crazy strong little arms to get up that Mountain.
Did you guys have your periods sync? Jesus.
BMack37 all bit simon
Doraleous was definitely on his. Damn.
Dora's a liberal and it shows 😂😂
@@spockslogic1024 Liberalism has nothing to with it. I'm pretty sure if people were talking to you in a condescending tone you'd get peeved as well, especially in a video game that you haven't played a lot of and you get shit for something that you've never tried before.
@@cmdgoldz_2220 Someones triggered about Liberalism
I just opened the video didnt look the title and paused it so i can go drink some water. Came to my room. I saw my sister was looking at my screen.Then she looked at me and said ''WTF you're watching?''
*seems like its not the first time one of your tribe members find you watching something weird you PERV !*
I never get caught. I'm a pro.
R.I.P. Wyvern Egg
March 24 - March 24
I would love to see Neebs get really vindictive and banish everyone else from the tribe one by one. Then everyone who has been banished teams up, creates a massive dino army (featuring Thick's wyvern) and messes with Neebs until they all join up again for the final boss.
thanks to my new job, a divorce, co-parenting, new lease, im ashamed to admit that it took me almost a week to finish this episode. that being said, it has also been one of the funniest ark episodes I've ever seen. thank you for the laughs throughout a long and tedious week gentlemen.
Also
no amount of spoiled and/or non spoiled eggs will ever bring back cooter. when you found that egg thick, I was rooting for you to die, for your bird to die and for the egg to spoil. would have been better had you accidentally ate it. now excuse me thick while I go put on my cooter shirt, drink some beer and give you the bird electronically
..!..(>
DORA THE EXPLOITA SHOULD JOIN THICK44
nah... it would be a better plot twist if simon did that
Thick has his hands full already. Doralious would have to be left in a cave.
Def heard thick in the backround at 3:13 😂
Simon was right with the tranq darts they hurt an animal with only a couple of points damage and a level 104 T-rex has a more than a thousand health so you can’t kill an animal with only tranq darts, I hope you guys read this and have a great day.
"do you like that cream cheese on your bagel" 13:46 lol Dora is second fave after neebs
How is Simon the most reasonable one on the team now? For the past 5-6 months he is constantly been accurate about how the game work, with the bests strategies and all... Congrats Simon, really happy with your development!!!
When Simon becomes the voice of reason, you know the rest of you have fucked up. At this point I just want Thick to tame a Fire wyvern and burn everybody else and their animals and their home to the ground. Come on Thick, don't let me down!
NOT THE ANIMALS D’X
lhl2500 only thing is he needs to get one first also the wyvern he wants is a poison one
Please no, I didn't subscribed to these guys to see massive wars between them, they bullshit each other but at the end of the day they're friends.
If it goes in any longer than they will be in their own tribes
I agree with Doraleous, pretty much everything Simon says sounds like he's giving shit.
Oh My God, you guys REALLY need Thick back.
ya the "thicks a dick" meme/plot point gets old. Seriously if anyone is a cancer it's simon. But we love them all
No. Simon's cool. I used to hate on him all the time, but I've come to realize that he really rounds out the group. Every gaming group needs the acerbic noob guy. That's Simon! Thick is the guy who does all the heavy lifting and never gets credit. Without him, the group just degrades to infighting and berating because no one else wants to fill Thick's role. This is gaming Soap Opera at its finest. I freakin' love this channel.
That T-Rex climb up that mountain like Spiderman.
“Your dream should be my dream and my dream is my dream.” -Thick44
Words of wisdom that i will always keep close to my heart 😂
thought doraleous was gonna join thick
Welcome back Anthony!!!!
Nairy Hutsack fuck antony irs is fault if we dont get a video last week
Anthony was sick Simon Boudreault
Dude, he was sick. And be a little grateful he is around. Without him, this channel would have less than half of the videos it has.
AnthonyCSN. Yeah, fuck that guy Anthony! I think you're not appreciated enough!
Some people just need to hug a duck.
i thought the rex tillerson thing was a funny idea
i say they should have named him Everest or K-2
Flaming Trashcans I did too, but the name would have damned him to a life of working for an idiot, only to be fired a couple weeks after they said he wouldn't be.
Too soon.
appsro is just having a pms bitch seshion
Lmao only on TH-cam can you find a man whining about the political climate of the US on a video entitled "Sex Raptor"
Appsro: tames zonkey, (zonkey dies) Appsro: we will always remember you zonkey.
Appsro: tames sea horse, It’s Our first ever horse!!!!
There is nothing better than watching Simon run from a rex.
Great title
Couldn’t agree more
Sex Raptor!
it is good
The neebs tribe seems to be fragmenting. Maybe it was Thick and getting Thicked that was the bond that held the tribe together.
Poor thick, cant catch a break
Thick was so happy when he got his first solo dragon egg. But he didn't notices that it got spoiled at the same time he pick it up.
You can't use tranq darts with a flashlight. Doraleous was shooting the T-rex with bullets, not darts. go to 9:51 and you can see his flashlight pretty clearly.
Have Thick infiltrate the tribe's base at night and kidnap Appsro. He needs someone's help to capture an egg. Having them work together will reunite the tribe.
Gotta love how Doraleous was complaining about people not using tranq darts and his rifle had a flashlight on it... which prevents you from using tranq darts.
plus the loud kerPOW sound instead of the _twew_ sound the darts make.
I want thick to stay out of neebs tribe until he successfully gets that damn wyvern!
Major Wombology or he gets it and comes through and kills everyone
Major Wombology THICK DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
That's what I want to see. Thick needs to come back and rock wyvern-geddon
one day he'll swoop in out of nowhere on a wyvern and wipe them all out
J
This felt like the most hostile episode of Ark lol
This show is only fun when everyone works together, yet Thick as a loner is more interesting than catching animals.
I'm pretty sure tranq arrows and darts deal damage, just not much.
Darts deal lesser damage than tranq arrows.
Commander Simon reporting for sandwich!
tranq darts do 99% less damage then fucking tranq ARROWS.. SIMON WAS RIGHT. \o/ its ok simon, we all know youre the genius
Lady Anailaigh yep simon seems to be more and more right lately about stuff just to anxious
In the description of the darts, it flat says they do almost no damage if any
LMAO!!!! That Raptor ate shit!! NEEBS is the one to blame for the Death of the first Raptor (12:44) Neebs fires the arrow that kills the Dam thing.
lol YES, i have a rex named Rex Luther haha, i honored Neebs by naming an argy Cooter though, that was a must
As usual the production value and creativity of gaming like this is great. But I watch the Neebs crew for laughs and relaxation. The first half to 3/4 of this episode provided neither. I realize that many here still enjoyed the episode and that's all good. But there's also quite a few comments about this same thing. Just figured I'd throw in my thoughts. World peace starts with your channel, Neebs crew! ( :
I used to hate Simon but now I kinda like him, by the way I changed my soccer number to 44, I'll make you proud thick
Your mom lol
Your mom I
Get kills.
Your going to get a red card for kill the other team
Can you PLEASE have thick come back beacause if he gets a wyvern you guys are screwed
lucariofox 935 yes yes yes exactly what I thought😀
lucariofox 935 well if he kills the animals with the wyvern, he's gonna be perm banned from the tribe most likely, although I don't like thick out of the tribe.
lucariofox 935 wyverns really aren’t that good
Randomly watching Empyrion videos. 2 questions, 1.is Simon still the "minister of oxygen and breathing"?
2. Can you get a Pararacer and name it Booty Wagon after your escape pod?
Also, my 9 month old loves your videos. She gets super excited when she hears the intro music, and Neebs voice soothes her to sleep at night lol.
I had to pause the game, so i could breathe! Appsro speaking in his Sunday school special voice and you hear "OH GOD! KILL IT!!" "T-REX ON ME!!"
Darts do less damage then the arrows do
Corbenik No they don't, not even close, I've accidentally killed things with darts
+Valian G
Yes, tranq arrows do more damage than tranq darts. Of course you can still accidentally kill some things with either, they still do damage.