Joseph Joseph Egg Poacher Instructional Review

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @gadgeyreview3221
    @gadgeyreview3221  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    apologies it was 2009 when the Kirk broadfoot incident occurred

  • @jamesw7624
    @jamesw7624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9 minutes of how to fuck up a poached egg 😂

  • @slojoe58
    @slojoe58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Three things:
    1) I got this exact same looking contraption from Amazon, but different company name.
    2) There were no instructions on the box, which is why I came here.
    3) There is no reason this video needs to be 9 minutes long!

    • @mikeevans1952
      @mikeevans1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Needs editing down to less than three mins. Too much waffling. What we need to know is 1 amount of water needed 2 time in microwave 3 demo of egg cracking using built I tool.

  • @xo2quilt
    @xo2quilt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I bought a different brand with NO instructions, so I found your video!! Not being a Brit, I turned on the English auto-generated sub-titles...helped my comprehension but the auto-generator doesn't translate his accent very well - absolutely hysterical! Thank you for making this!!

  • @sactiger2817
    @sactiger2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Damn - prattle on, he does. This could've been accomplished in half the time...

  • @alexandramyers9690
    @alexandramyers9690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for doing this. Mine had no instructions… Enjoyed hearing a Scottish accent and the background music.

  • @JackSterlingUK
    @JackSterlingUK 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yeah I once had the microwave explode open after not piercing the yolk. Fortunately I was far away at the time, but it made a mess of the microwave and kitchen.

  • @lesleybruce5991
    @lesleybruce5991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    l got one, and was amazed that there were no instructions! Loved this guy, and hooted when he splashed water everywhere! l cooked them on 700watts for 1:45. Still a wee bit firm. Maybe 1:35 wud be perfect. Love the egg cracker. l usually get an eggy trail. l've tried poaching in a cup. Found it tricky to get the egg out. The wee drainers are magic. Mine was £5.99 on ebay. Defo worth it for no faff and perfect results.

    • @lesleybruce5991
      @lesleybruce5991 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      l went back on the page on ebay....scrolled down and down and found the instructions!

  • @alixhice
    @alixhice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I bought this too. For convenience in cleaning I spray the egg cups with cooking spray before adding water and eggs. Helps a lot.

  • @sagenunion7417
    @sagenunion7417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My!!!...all that time waffling on man. The only reason i stayed to the end is to listen ti Pink Floyd.
    I do like your voice tho 😆

  • @broms316
    @broms316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jeeeesus..... No pun intended but this could've really been boiled down a bit

  • @SplashArt2024
    @SplashArt2024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Resting period is critical. 2 large eggs 1000w for 1min 40.
    Rest 30 seconds - Soft
    Rest 60 seconds - Firmer
    Rest 120 seconds - Hard
    Notes.
    Eggs should be at room temp before starting.
    Fill to just below the fill line for large eggs.
    A silicone spatula will help release the eggs if necessary.
    Your cold water will be a bit colder in the winter.

    • @-Buckarooz
      @-Buckarooz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wholeheartedly concur

    • @donwestlake4109
      @donwestlake4109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 minute will do ok in microwave

  • @rtb03791
    @rtb03791 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you put boiling water in

  • @georgebgoode
    @georgebgoode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like this review. Sometimes it is good to see what happens when things go wrong. A good, how not to do it, review. The poacher works. Just too long in the microwave. We can all learn by our mistakes and those of others.

    • @lesleybruce5991
      @lesleybruce5991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love the idea of a good, how not to do it!

  • @whorlicks
    @whorlicks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    so how long in the micro

  • @DavidSmith-rc2bk
    @DavidSmith-rc2bk ปีที่แล้ว

    I bought one of these a few weeks ago and I haven’t produced a decent poached egg yet. There were no instructions in the box so it all been guess work.

  • @phshon
    @phshon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Way too much yappin’

  • @ptrlohan1
    @ptrlohan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Got as far as instructions on how to crack an egg

  • @derby1263
    @derby1263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dont forget to set the table.. knife folk spoon. Chainsaw

  • @lyndaainslie2927
    @lyndaainslie2927 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What power setting on micro?

  • @leesilk6512
    @leesilk6512 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is the plastic lid meant to be secure or just "resting" on the top of the poacher? Lee.

    • @alixhice
      @alixhice 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lee Silk It rests on top

  • @allMiningAU
    @allMiningAU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9 mins to explain that, Really

  • @maybethistimenow
    @maybethistimenow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can't believe he's using a beer mug instead of a pouring jug. No wonder the water goes everywhere!

  • @josegonzales1977
    @josegonzales1977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is 8 minutes too long

  • @johnputt3466
    @johnputt3466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you listen at 1.5 speed it is a bit more bearable, he's almost speaking as fast as a normal person. but the Pink Floyd doesn't sound so good.

  • @Bearaway
    @Bearaway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I apologize but I fell asleep after the first 3 minutes...

  • @davidjarvis1693
    @davidjarvis1693 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was interested in the review of the product. When the music came on I switched it off and went to another review. Did the maker of the review think that the review was not interesting enough.

  • @johngardiner3508
    @johngardiner3508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Get on with it man!!!

    • @enlighteneduk
      @enlighteneduk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't like him to have to follow a recipe! 🙈

  • @ttoughtask7296
    @ttoughtask7296 ปีที่แล้ว

    If those are large eggs I suggest you change supermarket

  • @geo6519
    @geo6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top tune❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @derby1263
    @derby1263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yep these are large eggs. You can get from any chickens arse lol

  • @vikitikivikitiki421
    @vikitikivikitiki421 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bravo

  • @praise4718
    @praise4718 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would do 30 seconds for a soft poached egg.

  • @lynnef733
    @lynnef733 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Video too long but useful. Loved Pink Floyd in the background.

  • @studiomaximus596
    @studiomaximus596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2 minutes much too long!!!

    • @kernowfairy
      @kernowfairy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes agree...😣👎....poached eggs should be lovely and runny yolk....sorry.....

  • @mr.harvey1342
    @mr.harvey1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Terrible long winded. These are hard boiled

  • @Irr23pr
    @Irr23pr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I liked was the 🎶..

  • @olivermarshall5860
    @olivermarshall5860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    God that was painful

  • @doyoo12
    @doyoo12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish he’d move along a little faster

  • @RCheng-yw5uv
    @RCheng-yw5uv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is he speaking English? I dont understand a word!

    • @Skooty68
      @Skooty68 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @nevillegeorge9516
    @nevillegeorge9516 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    get on with it had to go for a sleep

  • @tubutieghi
    @tubutieghi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boiled eggs Fine :

  • @DaveWhiteman
    @DaveWhiteman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wake me when you are done.... the only interesting thing about this clip is Pink Floyd playing in the background.

  • @lorettamontez9171
    @lorettamontez9171 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not very helpful with instructions 😢

  • @franceshicks4011
    @franceshicks4011 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg losing the will to live.

  • @ErwinPommel
    @ErwinPommel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    34,000 views of this vidoe right now. 9 minutes long. That totals up to over 200 days of time spent watching this video. A lot of hours wasted because you couldn't get to the point.

  • @jimwoodman
    @jimwoodman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like watching paint dry !!

  • @candyslife3155
    @candyslife3155 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice video, probably not intentional but they Pink Floyd in the background was actually a nice touch LOL

  • @skycon321
    @skycon321 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You cooking microwave unhealthy

  • @michaelhill3139
    @michaelhill3139 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Get on with it man

  • @MazatlanBill
    @MazatlanBill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very painful to watch .. as well as listen to. Took 9 minutes to do a 3 minute maximum video

  • @put301
    @put301 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not a good video. The guy talk about a box but their is no box unless you call the card wrap a box and their is sadly no instructions what so ever. This man is messy and talks too much. The loud radio in the background doesn’t help either.

  • @boogie11188
    @boogie11188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    great lesson on how not to do a review, lol, far too much waffle, the finish eggs were barely visible being as almost out of shot. would be a good idea to learn how to use it well before doing a review.

  • @claudiobibbo9069
    @claudiobibbo9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    epic fail

  • @tanduay64
    @tanduay64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    For cryin out loud.......poached?...you fool..lol

  • @SeeDaRipper...
    @SeeDaRipper... ปีที่แล้ว

    🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

  • @tnkhan999
    @tnkhan999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too long and not very well narrated with rather clumsy cooking.

  • @THE-THATCH
    @THE-THATCH ปีที่แล้ว

    muppet

  • @amandahoiles7327
    @amandahoiles7327 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So boring & slow, I nearly had a map, speed it up about 100%

  • @andylondon73
    @andylondon73 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He needs to give his teeth a rest and do less talking

  • @RCheng-yw5uv
    @RCheng-yw5uv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is he dragging in making this clip. Could he speak plain English? Very boring.

  • @KimberleyRauchelle
    @KimberleyRauchelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Annoying

  • @mulieslayer
    @mulieslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Get to the point

  • @claudiobibbo9069
    @claudiobibbo9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    delete this video u made absurdly long and u failed to make a poached egg

  • @nicarb
    @nicarb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely useless. better poach eggs manually in a pan

  • @joolz4296
    @joolz4296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Get to the point man

  • @petercarbone3972
    @petercarbone3972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Video is a disaster .

  • @lescowan3945
    @lescowan3945 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Boring speech nearly fell asleep

  • @preetiajay7256
    @preetiajay7256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Horrible recording