Me at 3 a.m., on the line with my friends from Mondstat, Liyue, and Sumeru: _So, it looks like your Archons are at it again. Yeah. Yup, with that Fatui boy too. Uh-huh. I know right. Yeaaah, I just wondering if you guys could take them back into your country again, because like.......I need to go to work today too. Yes, you're very welcome. Bye. Love you, guys!_
Imagine: You've just brushed your teeth, gotten into comfy pajamas, and are ready to sleep after a long and rewarding day. You feel peaceful and relaxed. You gaze out the window, into the peaceful night. You notice a mysterious figure entering the well outside your home. In it, you hear an adeptus yelling insults at seemingly nobody as he jumps out of the well and back in, a snowstorm out of nowhere, a wind vortex and another guy popping out of the well, some weird blue lines, embers out of nowhere, another wind vortex and another guy jumping out and in, some weird red spot on the ground, a supercharged water arrow, a huge phoenix, the musou no fucking hitotachi itself, a bunch of electro duplicates of some girl, another vortex, a random wolf howl, an electro field, a jade screen, mini flames out of nowhere, a huge cryo arrow, yet another vortex, an explosion, the night sky manifesting on the ground, and a fucking meteor crashing into the well. After you recovered from the strange ordeal for the sake of your health and finally slept, you woke up to the sight of a literal fatui harbinger exiting the well.
I switched my gane to Japanese as soon as I started so I haven't heard everyone's English voice .. but I still regonize everyone from the attack effects and particles xD .
@@CrimsonAkato they were being sarcastic, cause yeah... _very obviously_ you would, and were pointing out that its kinda dumb to make an obvious common sense statement like that (you can tell with the ellipses and the emojis, and "no way..." is usually followed or preceded by sarcasm) ...Unless ur also joking in ur reply then my bad, but u dont sound like it 😭
I feel like Noelle saying "Time to clean up" and turning into a golden beyblade in the morning is the equivalent to your mom vacuuming the house at 6 AM
I remember a drunkard came to our door and banged it so loud it woke the neighbors up and made them call the police, the next morning I woke up to my mom and sister asking me how the heck I was still asleep after all that commotion, I thought they were joking and was teasing me, it wasn't until I walked out the door and heard the neighbors talking about it that I realized they were serious. So yeah I'd probably sleep through that as well... 😂😭
Imagine u can’t sleep because there’s so much impact in the village then your late for you exam then you get suspended just because theres always so much impact out side
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Imagine sleeping peacefully only to wake up at 3am to an Adeptus, an archon, a Harbinger, and another archon fighting inside your well.
Sometimes it’s even your own archon, but most times it’s another country’s.
At least they're doing it on Saturday night
Zhongli gotta get that extra mora somehow. Fortunately his good boy Xiao can assist in his plumbing side gig
Me at 3 a.m., on the line with my friends from Mondstat, Liyue, and Sumeru:
_So, it looks like your Archons are at it again. Yeah. Yup, with that Fatui boy too. Uh-huh. I know right. Yeaaah, I just wondering if you guys could take them back into your country again, because like.......I need to go to work today too. Yes, you're very welcome. Bye. Love you, guys!_
Imagine trying to sleep and you just hear Zhongli yelling and a giant meteor comes crashing down 😭
I will have order!
hell nah, I'd bolt out of there so fast sayu won't be able to compete
*ORDER BITCHES*
And destroys your entire house 😀
Hearing Zhongli yelling would be the last thing I would’ve heard
imagine you just got back home from work then randomly witnessing a damn meteor coming from the sky 💀
fr💀
Khaenri’ah💀💀
@@LeBronyaJames LMFAOO
Guess they will not have order
This is order!
Imagine waking up and noticing the whole village on fire. Then you see Hu Tao, Yoimiya and of course Klee running away.
Lmaooo I just feel like Yoimiya wouldn’t be the one to set a fire but it could happen
And you see Yanfei in the background. Just observing in the name of law
Instead, you see the whole wangshen palor cult waiting for you outside with a coffin discount
Lollll
@@TheNameGone07 "You have insurance, right?"
Imagine if at the end, Kaeya walked up to the window and said to the person trying to sleep "I didn't know you were such a slacker."
Plllease I started bursting out laughing lmao
So canon!
PFFFFFFFT-
Pleaaase lmao. I'd be like "kaeya get tf out"
That’s the best reply here I’m dying from laughter here 😭😭😭
Ayaka’s and Venti’s bursts: OMG HELP THERES A BLIZZARD AND STORM OUTSIDE
Approaching storm provokes isolated black clouds
yelans burst: WHY TF ARE THERE SPIKES COMING OUT OF THE GROUND PLEASE HELP 😭😭
@@msruag LMAO
A storm lmao venti literally makes a black hole everyone gonna die
@@cherub5227 I was speaking in terms of the element, so anemo = windstorm and cryo = blizzard
Imagine peacefully sleeping and then you hear the geo archon going: *THIS IS ORDE-*
aah yes..zhongli casually dropping some meteorites in the village!
Imagine how much funnier this would've been if you added an echo sound effect to their voices
Xiao : "Worthless!"
Me in my dreams : "MOM?!!"
Seeing Xiao and Kazuha getting out and in is hilarious
Also, Venti going out then vanishing is also perfect
Razor's part is the funniest one
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
not diluc’s burst trying to burn the village down 😭
Venti: "Think you can get away?"
All the things in a 100 metre radius: "I don't think I can"
npc: konda village seems peaceful and the ost seems nice. imma move here
konda village:
Ngl konda village ost is S tier
*uses xiao plunge on the well*
*gets stuck in a time loop at the ladder*
Ooh I've seen that pfp somewhere...
*sussy baka*
@@maybe7296 source?
@@SkillfulCurve I'm not giving it though I think I know the code.
*especially when you did not say "sauce"*
@@maybe7296 what's the sauce tho? I need to add it to my collection.
@@maybe7296 im confused
Imagine peacefully sleeping and suddenly you hear Mondstadt's Archon saying "TIME FOR TAKEOF-"
He wasted all his character's burst for this vid :0
Well pretty sure he gets money from this id waste all my characters ult for some money too
ONE OF US
@@noxticity364 ONE OF US🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜
It's not like you have no energy on open world bruh
Imagine: You've just brushed your teeth, gotten into comfy pajamas, and are ready to sleep after a long and rewarding day. You feel peaceful and relaxed.
You gaze out the window, into the peaceful night. You notice a mysterious figure entering the well outside your home. In it, you hear an adeptus yelling insults at seemingly nobody as he jumps out of the well and back in, a snowstorm out of nowhere, a wind vortex and another guy popping out of the well, some weird blue lines, embers out of nowhere, another wind vortex and another guy jumping out and in, some weird red spot on the ground, a supercharged water arrow, a huge phoenix, the musou no fucking hitotachi itself, a bunch of electro duplicates of some girl, another vortex, a random wolf howl, an electro field, a jade screen, mini flames out of nowhere, a huge cryo arrow, yet another vortex, an explosion, the night sky manifesting on the ground, and a fucking meteor crashing into the well. After you recovered from the strange ordeal for the sake of your health and finally slept, you woke up to the sight of a literal fatui harbinger exiting the well.
yk ur genshin player when u know all those characters voice eventho u don’t obtain them
even me who doesn't use en dub still know most of these voices
I switched my gane to Japanese as soon as I started so I haven't heard everyone's English voice .. but I still regonize everyone from the attack effects and particles xD .
@@CrimsonAkato they were being sarcastic, cause yeah... _very obviously_ you would, and were pointing out that its kinda dumb to make an obvious common sense statement like that (you can tell with the ellipses and the emojis, and "no way..." is usually followed or preceded by sarcasm)
...Unless ur also joking in ur reply then my bad, but u dont sound like it 😭
yk ur need to touch grass when u know all those characters voice eventho u don’t obtain them
@@youmu8331 в каком регионе сумеру нужно потрогать траву?)
“Ahh finally time to catch some Z’s after a long day o-“
*“THIS IS ORDER”*
"Finally, I can lay down in my nice, soft..."
"SOLIDIFY"
“It’s been a long day finally time to re-“
*“TENDO BANSHOU”*
Imagine trying to sleep when all of the sudden you hear someone moaning from the well
3:12 jean's ult effect on the outside is so cool
2:26 lmao gorou’s field popping up like that.
When Raiden's domain moved to Konda Village...
"So uhh were getting a noise complaints against the well."
Imagine this actually happen in your house🤣🤣
Imagine that you are sleeping in Konda village and Kazua fighting in the well
Music to my ears
I feel like Noelle saying "Time to clean up" and turning into a golden beyblade in the morning is the equivalent to your mom vacuuming the house at 6 AM
HAAJSDFJ XIAO AT THE START AND ZHONGLI'S METEOR 😭😭✨
I'd be pissed too if I hear Ganyu using her normal attacks.
The real question is
What is he fighting down there?
Fr it has too many health 💀
His genshin impact addiction but it's too strong
Spiral Abyss Floor 12 moved to under the well
Spiral Abyss floor 13
Theres this quest on inazuma that needs u to cleanse the sakura tree and part of that quest needs you to fight a mini boss below the well
What the konda villagers hear while trying to sleep at 3am:
didn’t the title state that-
@@scarasslave33 fr
that’s literally what the video is about 😭
what the actual funk
🤨
Hu Tao singing hilichurl song in the well is funny too
imagine waking up to 2 archons, someone from the qixing and an adeptus fighting outside your window
Razor's eng awoo always amuse me lol
Mona literally filled well with water
imagine just trying to sleep but literally all the playable characters are in that well.
That team comp is large and quite versatile
"THIS IS ORDER"
*noclips to the floor*
3 minutes and 50 seconds and still the clock shows 3 o'clock instead of 3:03. I want the secret for stopping the time.
I always go to that place at night to just listen to the music so the villagers are lucky to have me XD
The peaceful music in the background makes this so much funnier 😂
Imagine trying to sleep then suddenly Yun Jin starts singing her chinese opera songs from down the well
Surprised they had one team of 26 members
The video was cut over, you can tell on the grass 💀
@@bluelemonade6430 /lh oh yeah. I knew that, that was apart of the joke
Genius meme, but...
try not to enjoy this too much
childe at the end: m y e h
a whole archon war going on down there and i see one singular russian man hop out of the well at 10am
my guy just wanted to sleep
I remember a drunkard came to our door and banged it so loud it woke the neighbors up and made them call the police, the next morning I woke up to my mom and sister asking me how the heck I was still asleep after all that commotion, I thought they were joking and was teasing me, it wasn't until I walked out the door and heard the neighbors talking about it that I realized they were serious. So yeah I'd probably sleep through that as well... 😂😭
POV you are actually watching this near 3AM
POV: you are trying to guess what characters are all being used and at what time
Kazuha rolls up and casually creates a hurricane
Person in Konda village: “Ok it’s literally 2 in the morning, what is tha-“
*meanwhile bombs going off in the well*
I'm actually kinda jealous for Konda village because they have a lit calming music everytime they go to sleep
Man never laughed so hard 🤣
POV:you discovered where your drinking water came from
When all of the wishes come true at once but they arnt all good wishes:
You know what? I'd probably still be asleep 🤣
i love this editing lmao
imagine you’re in konda village and trying to sleep and then you hear razor howling
ngl some of em made the well look mystical, like Jean's ult.
imagine tryna sleep and some poet, war soldier, astrologist and bard come fighting everything
Ningguang's one is so funny cuz her elemental skill is outside the well, lmao
did I just see you use Gorou and Yae at the sane time down . LMAO I should gave seen that coming
lisa
It's Lisa though..
Imagine u can’t sleep because there’s so much impact in the village then your late for you exam then you get suspended just because theres always so much impact out side
and when they finally got used to it and decided to get some earplugs, a meteor came and shattered all their windows from the impact…
Imagine just seeing an adeptus plunging through your roof after trying to collect eggs-
POV: when you close the eyes and listening to soft music, the ads comes out
3:41
The noise that Childe made
"nyeh"
When you try to sleep but god said: LAMENT
zhong part should have been the end. The meteor hits and all explodes
Konda resident : I sleep
Xiao underground : W O R T H L E S S x100
Xiao plunging over a hole.. I kinda wish I was tha-
Imagine trying to sleep but they're having an elemental burst party under your house.
Nah not me tryna sleep and xiao just reflecting my inner thoughts “WORTHLESS. WORTHLESS. WORTHLESS!!!!!!” 💀
"is that the shogun? Did she fell down and can't go back up?"
Now I know why Ha1se never sleeps
imagine u chilling peacefully and then Kazuha just decides to do a little domain expansion below ur house and suddenly u cant see anything
"nooo touching!"
Hey, I recommend deleting those bots in the comments btw :)
imagine trying to sleep and suddenly hearing "dont enjoy this too much" followed by a random dude howling
Man trying to sleep after tireless working
Xaio at 3 AM :.WORTHLESS
Shrek: Can everyone stop using their bursts...FOR 5 MINUTES!
Bro this so peaceful I went to bed after watching this.
1:18 what khaenriah people see 500 years ago
imagine you wake up at 3 am just because of 4 people screaming random shit in your well and throw stuff every second
The well locked for some reason and now the villagers know why.
Xiao fueling the depression dreams
My Klee caused some explosions in konda village LOL
Peace was never and option
Mona's burst will always be beautiful
OMG OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY AND THE COMMENTS MAKE IT EVEN FUNNIERRR
jokes on you, nobody goes to konda village anymore, it’s like south dakota but livelier
Everyone : Imagine you.....
Me : Damn! He guy got so many characters.
*calm music continues playing*
"The Philanemo Window Peeper of Mondstadt Just Spotted in Konda Village, Terrorizing the Citizens of Teyvat Once Again!"
Dawn Winery & Springvale : welp.. You're not alone Pal