Me: ... *walks back in my house* Mom: Hey sweetie, where’d you go-oOOOOH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR. Me: ...I...I got a haircut. Mom: THAT AINT A HAIRCUT HUN. Who did this to you? Me: Me:...... Me: I don’t wanna talk about it.
@@ukraine_gurlie7255 yeah totally. That’s the dumbest Shit I’ve ever heard. You hear a obviously fake knock and your first idea is to arm yourself and hide. Totally
Shrek should have his own asmr channel.
I'll consider it...
Firecharger 427 right!!
Yes obviously
Shrek: Cutting my hair
Me: Turning my head on 360 degrres.
Shrek: Confused screaming
OpiumVEVO XD
LMFAIAI
**confused scream in asmr**
Looool
I DIDINT KNOW I COULD MOVE THE SCREEEEN
2:09
OHH NOOO!!
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre...
Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz
Love them or hate them you have to admit, *they are spitting facts*
don't give me *f l a s h b a c k s*
Midnight club for life
Is it bad that I’ve been looking for asmr for hours and this is the best one I have found
No, me too lol
Maybe
SaME 😂
You weren't the only one.
i moved my head the whole time getting a hair cut
and he didn't even complain once not once not once
danny hunter bij breiiin
Ikr
This is why the haircut went bad
Shrek has his ways
Yeah shrek is the best barber
Shrek looking away and frowning and saying “Oh no...” at the very end is what made me laugh 😂
Peppa Pig haha 😂
Mya Papaya ye
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think he mess up your hair that’s why
Infinity Animation bruh you went far lol
Shrek is so cool he didn't complain when I move my head
He just *accidentally* cut off both of your ears while you were moving your head.
ikr XD
Yea
Adelita Dela Torre I know right?
@@musicaldoodles9615 Oh nO
I never felt so happy , weird and relaxed at the same time
I love when Shrek kidnaps me while I'm watching him doing ASMR on YT just to give me a terrible haircut
y'know, just happens all time
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@@majdyalkateeb9987 I couldn't agree more.
@@Frog_Driver 😂😂😂
This is why I pay internet
I love your profile pic
@@iri-jan thank you it's Natsuki from ddlc 💕
Your likes are illuminati confirmed.....
Lol
@@cringenigguh5127 ⚠️🔼🔺️
The knocking is so realistic, and it makes me feel like someone is knocking on my door.
same my heart was beating so fast
Trooper Miguel for realss💀🎧
Trooper Miguel I know right!
Trooper Miguel same I jumped!!!
Same but I opened my door I saw my bro was about to knock
that quiet little "oh no" at the end always gets me xD
Doctor: you have 2 minutes and fifteen seconds to live
me:
What are you going to do with that extra second???
calling all teletubbies! Rewatch it.
@@keIsey I shall die in peace
Spongebob squarepants great 👍
14* seconds
Jesus Christ I got scared when he busted through the door
(Edit) I just noticed this has now 1k likes
Right? I almost shitted myslef
I’m 100% I shat myself
I levitated off the bed
I THREW MY PHONE AND IT CRACKED 😂😭😂
It’s go scary when he blacked you out
Shrek, can give me a haircut anytime ;)
It wont be bad
Fell asleep and woke up to Shrek giving me a fresh cut
The true question is:
*Why didn't hair fall when he cut your hair?*
You’re bald, and he’s combing and cutting air
@@nommingmochi lmao
*cut*
@@kaproskarleto5136 ?
@@oofgeneral it's not "cutted" it's "cut"
the knocking in the beginning scared the living hell out of me💀
Oh same bro
Its middle of the night here rn that scared the shit out of me menn
Same
Sameee omg
God I fell off my bed
Me: *tries to stay still so I could get the perfect haircut*
Goat Soap Oh no
I just turned to the side so he wasn’t cutting my precious hairline areas ._.
Goat Soap yoo 1000th like
I wanted to run away but it didn‘t work
Shrek after you move a inch: "Oh no.."
That's a little bit nostalgic!😂 I used to get so scared because of the knock😂
what if we both were kidnapped by shrek and given a bad haircut...just kidding...unless
You forgot the awkward aha
Unless...... 😳
Both?
Idiots it was a meme but nevermind
Ahaha 👀👀
Imagine someone trying to understand this in 100 years
Vaculy imagine someone trying to understand this now
Imagine Jesus trying to understand it
Imagine people from the past reacting to this
420th like on your comment
😂 😂 😂
Who else was just looking around the room when he was cutting the hair 😂
Making sure nothing fishy goin on xD
@Birdena Crawford huhh
Me lolll
@@demonitize9490 meee haha
Me😂😂
This should seriously be a series. Velociraptor talking is COOL AF
Top 5 Scariest Videos Found in Area 51
Wait...did Shrek kidnap us just to take us into area 51?
😤👌
I'm Going To Say The N Word. Nuggers! Yes I know what video you got it from.
ااااااااااا
يعني هذا الفيلم حلو حلو
The fact that shrek kidnaps you to do your hair is actually frightening
Creepy*
No its not
So bad that he kidnapped you over it
I HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM THE KNOCKING-
YESSSS
WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?!
SAME
@@lilscrilla5081 yes please
I Thought I was the only one😭
Even tho it’s supposed to be wired, it’s actually very nice and gives my tingles
I watched this with VR and almost shet myself at the beginning-
Yep its scary
Not even
i screamed then i cricked
Omg same it always scares me so much lol
And when u shet, you didn’t flush the toilet? d i s g u s t a n g
It looks like he’s trimming our faces so I laughed so hard and fell
Based on his reaction at the end, I think he is
*Day 90 of quarantine: Hired an ogre to cut my hair, and beard. Didn't even have to pay.*
Que porraa e ebaaa ksksksksksk
@@toddlerdepot1393
But,
*it's free real estate.*
Wow we’re in like day 148 now or something like that probs more
Wow...its been that long? How am I not crazy? Oh well!
you hired him? He just walked into my house.
Mad respect for those who don't have vr glasses
The fact this gave me tingles for the first time in years is concerning
You see, shrek’s got that ✨magic✨
Jjjjjuuuu
@@basiclybops5017 oll
Kk
New asmrist help me get tingles
Omg love this shrek keep up ur asmr shrek buddy my fav swamp guy
1890: In future, we will have flying cars
2019: Shrek cutting your hair experience in 360°
🤣
🤭🤭😂😂😂
@hendawg *uses imagination* *slaps
@hendawg
Cats didn't exist? ._.
I like how we are voluntarily letting him give us a haircut cause we are not even tied down
Me: ... *walks back in my house*
Mom: Hey sweetie, where’d you go-oOOOOH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR.
Me: ...I...I got a haircut.
Mom: THAT AINT A HAIRCUT HUN. Who did this to you?
Me:
Me:......
Me: I don’t wanna talk about it.
That's me
1 Day later Shrek: ITS YOUR TURN!
I have just rediscovered this comment and I am now horrified. 💀💀💀 Not the pov comment 😭 WHY
My $60 iPhone VR goggles were worth it
Alright SHOWOFF 😒
Best Shrek ASMR so far.
Surprisingly relaxing. Wish it was an hour long.
5/5 stars
“Best haircut I’ve ever had”
Me:were is my hair?
Monika why did u delete dokis ;-;
[B.c.c.] Eh Why not? 😉
@@maefinn8292 -cri-
@@maefinn8292 bECAuSe i lOVe yOu
I like how he doesn’t try to cut your hair he just plays with the equipment infront of you
Lots of likes and no replies also im your first reply
hes just giving the O2 some cute bangs
Perfectly Pastelz oxygen depleted in (23s)
@@sirbearbotbear5087 ruh ro
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Me: *getting kidnapped*
My kidnapper: *dont worry I’m not going to hurt you, just cut your hair!*
Me: *are you Shrek?*
He lives in breeze home
🕎
Emma Plays Roblox p
OH MAH
Lo
i love of how at 00:16 he tries to explain whats hes doing,but ends up by just saying just twice,and then you get kidnapped,love It LMFAOO
The knocking sounded so real I thought I was about to die,
Me to lol
I've played so much Warframe and everytime someone knocks on the door, I always think it's a Battlyst shooting down my door. fucking sentients
M E
Same, I was watching this at night and when I heard it my heart dropped until I paused it and played it back again.
Oop, same
My mom: hold still I'm cutting your hair
Shrek: perfectly calm while my screen is having a violent seizure
Meanwhile Shrek: *STOP MOVING UR HEAD IM TRYIN TO CUT YA HAIR*
ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴋᴇʏ!
Lol I was wondering if he was ever gonna say that
Correction..
Would you stop moving your fucking head..
FOR 5 MINUTES!?
He was cutting my eye ball
@@tmullen111 LMAO
Best opening to an asmr vid ever 🤣🤣
*knock knock*
*Shrek bursts through the door*
Shrek: I jus- look I just...
Every body else who kidnaps you: puts you up for ransom
Shrek: cuts hair
No, he cuts air
Not all Heros wear capes
This the only reason I love Shrek
His horrible hair cuts
@@KatieTheWolfy wtf
The reason I like shred is cause he is sexy
Me: why is he cutting nothing?
Shrek: *Am I A Joke To You?*
In theory it cuts hair but cuts air
not funny
didnt laugh
@@Maukiki that's okay
not funny
Didn't laugh
@@benlmao9510 seriously?!?😡
OMG tysm I can never fall asleep but this video helps me 🙏😊 tysm new favorite asmr vid
*TIME STAMPS* 💚
0:00 - 0:19 intro
0:19 - 0:22 whispering (talking?)
0:22 - 0:24 laughing
0:24 - 2:11 giving you a haircut, brushing hair, walking around
2:11 - 2:14 dramatic outro
*TOODLES* 💚
Very useful
Thank you
•Gäłäxÿ• Gūrł• thank you I was trying to see if their were jump scares 😂
This comment is so funny to me lmaooo
Nilda Lima flor ??
-hears knocking-
Me turning around:nothing there YEET
Shrek: *HAH GOT EM*
The was that yeet about?
"Im NoT gOnNa EaT yOu"
-shrek
*Kidnaps you instead*
Wish he would 😳
Omg bro why is this brain washing me to sleep this is soo good
_"Imagine what people will be doing with computers 30 years from now"_
Something 100 times better than what bill gates thought we would do with them
12 million people watching a large green monster acting like he's giving us a haircut in his shack in the middle of a swamp.
@@158-i6z I wouldn’t have it any other way
ooo
That's my comment you stoke ut
The way he said “ oh no” scared me
i thought someone was actually knocking on my door i got scared
How the haircut dude was it good or the bad the colour of your mouth or what
Creo que no hay comentarios en español
Me to lol
Jajaja igual
I thought so too
okay, i dont get tingles from professional asmr, but i got tingles from this
I accidentally streamed this to my tv when my parents were watching it
Yah
Did they enjoy it?
Shreck
This is my worst nightmare but when I’m watching... you know what
Noah Seo ponno yeah
I was shoked when shrek open the door
Me:
Shrek kick the door: Here i come kick in the door!
Shrek is Lisa from Blackpink xD
you were what
Lisa from BrownGreen
Lisa: *ight Imma head out*
Kryz Angel Torres wth is that english
Video: Shrek gives you a haircut ASMR
10M people: interesting..
Hola
@@goo6518 hello
@@CuP0dz bonjour
@@celestia1307 ohio
@@prankmaster0 olá
Shrek is love, shrek is life
I am proud of myself. He did a haircut on me and I didn’t pay money.
*Oh no~*
You still need to pay for that
You payed with life time
And he doesn’t complain when you move
I pay,whit a like
Me: *Turns head everywhere he moves*
Shrek: *confused screaming*
Therapist: *ASMR Shrek isn’t real, he can’t hurt u*
ASMR Shrek: *Am I a joke to you?!*
This was truly life changing. Thank you. Im in your debt.
Shrek: *stares deeply into my soul for almost the whole vid*
Me: g-god, pls help...
I don't care how bad the haircut is if it's Shrek giving it.
No replies? Well i help you then
No replies? Well I help you then
No replies? Well I help you then.
SAMEEE no replies? Well I help you then
Let’s keep it going. No replies? Well I’ll help you then
Shrek: "Oh no..."
Me: *Anything you've done is beautiful*
The oh no made me want to look for a mirror irl lol
THIS MAKES ME FEEL EMOTIONS..IVE NEVER FELT like love shrek is love shrek is life.
Me: turns around in 360 degrees
*Shrek pushes door open aggressively*
Me: oH hI sHrEk i-
I subscribed to because i think u had 0 subscribers
180 degrees
gacha kitty chinshue thx
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
TH-cam recommends
Matheus Souza This comment is so dumb, I thought you forgot to finish it.
Literally it was a joke shut you’re fucking mouths
I’m sorry to the person who wrote that comment that such idiots came across it
@@frankienotfound7998 it's not funny
Matheus Souza SAME😂😂😂😂
Nobody
No one at all:
Not a single soul:
Shrek: *Cuts air*
The vr headset pushes the entire screen forward for some reason. It's gonna make sense if you use a vr headset
If only he stood 2 feet closer
Gacha Cocaine
@christhopher pavia Sugar*
(h)air
Let's be honest, we all agreed that this video is the best 360 video on TH-cam
When he came in I screamed so loud lol
damn.
Sexual
Everybody: He scared me when he busted through the door
Me: He has a nice house
His house looks boring tbh
Evelyn Torres Go with it, little shit.
Day !Sans get your ROLEPLAY out
Sans 2345 690 like
This came up when I searched for “360 horror”
maya rose same haha
Sounds about right.
Nah, 360 heaven
Sounds about right
He accidentally cut your hair wrong
Why is this actually relaxing-
Shrek : **cuts hair**
Me : **thinking that shrek is cutting my whole hair**
Same
He just looks like he trying to be one with the scissors
Same
Hola
same
1900s: there will be flying cars in 2019!!
2019: *Shrek ASMR*
I love this so much btw😂😂😂
I’m gay
Vhsvlr I still get scared when he busts that door open
I jumped ngl
I know lmao
Me too
Same 😂
I LEDGIT THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE WHEN THE KNOCKING STARTED. im in my garage with my dog and a knife😂
Yeah this totally happened.
Nice lie
@@thedonkey6704 nice attitude
@@ukraine_gurlie7255 maybe I was a bit harsh but admit. Who fucking hides for their life when they hear the fakest knock imaginable
@@thedonkey6704 alot of people.
@@ukraine_gurlie7255 yeah totally. That’s the dumbest Shit I’ve ever heard. You hear a obviously fake knock and your first idea is to arm yourself and hide. Totally
The knocking at the beginning gave me a heart attack I was so scared it sounds real
When he kicked the door down I jumped and threw my phone XD
Its 0.26am and the knocking scared THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Same
Nobody:
Shrek: 💇♂️
Bald person:
Shrek again: o h n o
_wHat the_ *fUCK*
-hOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FANFICTION-
.-. GIVE ME THE LINK! Uhhh, I- uh- I mean... Weird!
-.-.-
-f-
-v
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The one thing you don’t want to hear your barber say: “Oh no” 😂👍
Believe it or not, it was so realistic I actually got a haircut from shrek.
What did it look like lol
I believe it
Wait...
I believe
🤣I believe
It's wonderful. Thank you for the shrek asmr series. Can't wait for more animations!
No one:
TH-cam: yeah, let's recommend this!
Lmao I searched asmr writing and.. I found this
Uhm I actually searched for this
i have never felt more tense while watching an asmr video
The “oh no” at the end lol
Me: what the heck are you doing???
Shrek: oh no-
he said that the same time i read that-
@@creators6 что?
@@creators6 бывает
Nobody:
Shrek cutting air:
:'v soy la única que habla español
@@alexanicolriveragonzalez85 yo soy hablas espanol
that just means you have no head, don’t take it out on me.
@@shrek6432 dont worry shrek I got your back
@@cloner3332 hablas español y no usas la Ñ para escribir español xd
Why is this actually really pleasant 😭
Wait... Did that “Oh no” meant that he did a mistake?!?!
:0 now that I think about it... Maybe
He cut yo face
he made our hair horrible
Ari A. Every irl solider disliked this
There was a kpoop fan that said if the people at the Vegas shooting stayed home/went to watch bts, they'd still be alive
Teacher:So what videos do you watch on youtube?
Me: It’s complicated
I don't think a teacher really cares.
@@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596 I don't think he asked u 😉🙄
Not funny not original didn't laugh
Warum alphastein
@@Alex-uz3fb funny original I laughed
I got tingles from this.
I may need more. Like him tapping on stuff or scratching.
Carbon DIOxide Sherk asmr part 1 he taps on a book
Other title for this video: Shrek kidnaps you for his ASMR video