Alr i need to send my red team to that egg....nvm he's there, send the white team to big bird egg....perfect! OH GOD WHY ARE THE CLERKS HEALING PUNISHMNT BIRD!!?/2;P3F[G1P312G312KQWJHIQ2
Ah, the experience of being the Judgement Bird in the Uncertified boss. I press a single button, Every single non-boss enemy vanishes and I get momentary tinnitus from all the dings
@@heathpitt I racked up a total of around 38k damage that round. Died only once to the last of the three bosses, and all my other deaths were just to get one of the items needed. Power truly courses through the veins once you hear that dreaded roar.
I remember going wild with it untill I got chained by a Fire Axe. I did make up for it with other rolls I got later on at least, prob my second best run ever.
When I first heard the scream during kit, I got confused and thought it was the SMILE until I turned around and saw 3 dudes destroying the whole server. I feared it as I heard it, and when I saw it.
Was playing red mist jug one time. I was vibing, slaughtering people like usual, it was going a little rough because I was up against a lot of good ranged weapons, but I was managing. Suddenly, I hear this roar, one I'm so used to being the source of, and my heart drops. I tried my hardest to get the birds, and while I did do a significant amount of damage, they just melted my HP like butter, and I died. Worst part was my brother was in a call with me and he was rooting for my destruction :(
Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in. The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.” The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace. Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see. Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?” Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night. "Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just." Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?” Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict. Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.” Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite. No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside. “I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.” “The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.” “The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.” “The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.” The birds got upset. “We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but... “No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.” “But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.” “If we combined our power, we could be stronger.” The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!” The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up. But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch. Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives." "Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility. Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted) …Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor. Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...” There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream. Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen. Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company. I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors. The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."
A long time ago, in a Kohl's Admin House server lived three happy noobs. The noobs had no name, but the residents of the house would call them big noob, long noob and little noob. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful admin house. The noobs wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way players from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and an OG, but at the same time, he was a nobody. The noobs found him suspicious, so they didn’t let him in. Before leaving, the player said to the noobs "An admin abuser will come to this game soon. It will be tainted with evil and bad, and the abusing will never stop. The place will shutdown once a terrible admin abuser ruins everything. Roblox and Builderman will shine upon you no more; the game will never go back to what it was before." After hearing that, the noobs was afraid of the prophesied future so the noobs has become the guardian of the Kohl's admin house. Big noob, with it's many eyes, watched the house for abusers, for big noob's eye could see very far, and see things we could not see. Then somebody said, “But what if the abuser shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is afk?" Worried, Big Noob burnt all of its Tix to make an everlasting Lantern. Now the Bloxxers of the house were under Big Noob's constant moderation, day and night. Long Noob weighed the warns of Players that enter the House to keep peace. Long Noob's scales could measure every warn, and were fair and just. Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?" Long Bird, worried, created a scale that tipped to only one side. Then, it was clear that the judgement was made. Little noob decided to punish the bloxxer’s wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful!” Worried, Big Noob tore it's mouth wide so that it could swallow any toxic players in one bite. No one could visit the game anymore, and bad myths started to spread about the game. “I heard terrible things happen to players who enter the game...” "The big noob is always moderating the chats in roblox, there’s no freedom..." "The long noob’s Moderation isn’t fair at all..." "The small noob’s bans are so scary!" The noobs got upset. “We work so hard to protect the house; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer players visited the house, more and more users are complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the noobs continued to work even harder to make the game peaceful again, but... "No, this house is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it!" "But there are no admins to protect this house but us." "If we combined our power, we will be stronger." The day when Big Noob's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Noob who could warn any rule-breakers, and Small Noob's mouth that could devour any bricks united into one, darkness fell upon the house. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the noob, and the game soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the Abuser! Big, terrible Abuser lives in the Griefed, Dead House!”
@@MR-fh7ob I just copied this off the reply section, it was basically a chain of people continuing each other's replies. There's bound to be errors and I'm too lazy to fix em.
The abuser is here? The three noobs, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The noob began to prowl the forest, looking for the abuser. The Kohl's admin house would be in trouble if the abuser really showed up. But there was nothing. There were no players, no gears and commands, and no abusers. All that was left was just a noob and the Admin house, Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch. Rumor says there is a terrible abuser in the Admin house where no one lives."
Tilted Scale: Hold My Beer For those who doesnt understand. More kills u get tilted scale does more damage and smile doesnt have ragdoll immunity so birds can beat maxed smile so easy by peace for all and punishment.
"Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in. The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.” The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace. Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see. Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?” Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night. "Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just." Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?” Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict. Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.” Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite. No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside. “I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.” “The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.” “The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.” “The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.” The birds got upset. “We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but... “No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.” “But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.” “If we combined our power, we could be stronger.” The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!” The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up. But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch. Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives." "Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility. Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted) …Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor. Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...” There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream. Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen. Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company. I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors. The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."
Just birded up a few days ago, TWICE (not in a row thought) and although both experiences didn’t last very long I felt true power. Im still disappointed in myself that I accidentally killed myself with twilight one time in the poison forest once
Yknow, the third trumpet you get on the screen is quite accurate. Third trumpet in Lobotomy corps essentially means ; You're fucked. And you get a third trumpet on your screen ingame, which means theoretically ; you are fucked.
@@SWE4Watch Apoc bird normally is same level severity, or about though. Slightly weaker or stronger, maybe, but PM seems to think them about equals. (See; library of Ruina Hokma/Binah Realizations)
As the day blooms in a regular game of Item Asylum, people have their fun. Some salty, some stupid, and some tryhards. Overall however, everyone gets their fun moments.. that is, until a wicked, devilish roar filled the game. Everyone's heart stopped for a moment after processing what they had just heard. They turned to the site of the sound, horrified by what they saw. Three figures, one akin to a Combat Dummy, one with a similar appearance to that of a comical skeleton, and another with an appearance that everybody would fight for. Right then, right there, everyone decided that this was no longer a game about fun, this was going to become a bossraid, one that would match the difficulty of even the worst bosses of any game. The timer froze as the three figures called on their weapons, hideous masses of what used to be innocent birds doing all they can to protect a lush and beautiful forest, turned into creatures past anyone's imagination. As the corners of the screen fill up with the words 'Third Trumpet' and 'Warning', the raid began. This wasn't a raid they couldn't win, it was a fight they could take. And it was a fight they would take.
Managed to bird up during TC as a defender. We were on our last tower and they almost captured it. Luckily, me and some guy with judge found my friend who had lamp. Biggest TC clutch ever.
i remember killing 3 twillight users and 1 smiler with an awp. when my hp was low, i thought ill lose my 35 killstreak but i wasnt. that was such a nightmare
i was once in a kit game where a good chunk of the server was trying to bird up at the same time (at least 6 people at once iirc, chat was going crazy w the callouts) and there ended up being like 3 people with judge running towards the 2 other people with lamp and bird i was one of the people with judge and i swear i saw my life flash before my eyes when i heard the roar thinking somebody else got in and then i respawned with twilight :D it turned out a really successful birdup and i won that kit game 💯
yeah birded up for the first time today in kit, someone else had a norm twilight, non of us sticked together, i lived for about 30 seconds, the others lasted a bit longer but the fact we got all the items and didnt die and that i managed to bird up at all is a achievement in my book, atleast i didnt die to a "end."
Yesterday, I witnessed someone grab a 'here comes the sun' kit the moment a bird up happened. Needless to say, all three big birds lived for a grand total of two seconds.
Imagine this, you hear a smile and the server targets it, then you hear the da capo theme, then in the distant you hear a crunching sound from red mist. You have the perfect weapon to kill them but then you hear “Cero Metralleta”, and get vaporized. Meanwhile in the distance, a grand volley is going off and a faint “Soba Kick!” can be heard in the distance. As if nothing can get worse…
One day while im playing item asylum tc round, i see some people saying "bird up!" i had 0 kill but then i remember.. i have judgement. we eventually bird up this was my first experience getting twilight by bird up, as soon after i get it the entire server hears the roars, they fear it but it was already too late. i ended up dying because i killed someone who used pact on me, well.. i died when the game ended and my killstreak ended.
God its always annoying when you have the weapons to kill them but the other players go out of their way to interrupt you. like aren't we supposed to be working together to stop them?
This, especially in ffa or kit. Same thing when someone has individual Twilight or the Red Mist in kit. Like "bro, are you just letting them farm kills?"
i've never seen it happen, but birding up as a zombie is theoretically possible, so long as the bird is willing to cooperate amidst the chaos that is ZS.
IA is one of the best games on roblox imo. Its so fun to play and its nicely balanced (the motorcycle weapon is too op and flag is garbage) Every gamemode is fun and chaotic. CHAOS - this is what i like about IA. Some secret mechanics like bird up.l are really hard to do. The upgrade weapons mechanic is making this game more interesting imo.❤❤❤ I ❤ ITEM ASYLUM!!!!!
I rememberd another round It was a tdm, i had smile and someone else from my team had the pixel riffle, he killed all i consumed the bodys, till i got max upgraded. 3 peopel managed to hide and got veeeerrry lucky to get bird up And the last thing that i read was "well shyut, now only smile can help out" That was a crazy battle and i ended up with dying and killing 2 birds, the last one had like 150 hp and got killed by a bobm i think.
Ok, so crazy story Around mid-2023 My friend got me back into item asylum (from 2 years ago I stopped) My first round was a 10hbm match And a bird up commenced. *I was the judgement bird.* ever since then i've only been birding up with judge and nothing else still funny to think about and i was clueless while everyone was screaming
The theme song of reading in the chat 'Hey I got bird' 'Wait I have judge someone get lamp or torch' 'TORCH WHERE ARE U GUYS' Then the theme plays shortly after.
One time i was in FFA_Asylum I think i had one of the items in my inventory, i grabbed some random person with vampirism that had the other item and i dragged them near ANOTHER PERSON THAT JUST SPAWNED WITH THE LAST ITEM and we birded up
0:32 and 3:16 (same part just repeated) has to be my favourite in the song. There's something about it to me that makes it feel intense as hell, and it's fucking perfect.
When the nice guy stops laughing: *Smiler starts playing* When the quiet kid seems really upset: *Second Trumpet starts playing* When the ADHD kid gets slightly bored:
A long time ago, In a warm and dense forest lived three happy birds, Little Bird decided to punish bad creatures with his beak, Big bird, With his many eyes, Watched over the forest to seek trespassers, Big Bird’s eyes can see very far, and things we cant see, Long bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace, Long bird’s scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just, In chaotic cries of fear, “It’s the monster! Big terrible monsters live in the dark, forest!
Here's da full story (I stole from wiki): Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in. The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.” The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace. Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see. Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?” Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night. "Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just." Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?” Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict. Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.” Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite. No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside. “I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.” “The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.” “The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.” “The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.” The birds got upset. “We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but... “No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.” “But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.” “If we combined our power, we could be stronger.” The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!” The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up. But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch. Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives." "Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility. Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted) …Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor. Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...” There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream. Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen. Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company. I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors. The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."
This song plays: The one who saw the Twilight: it will be difficult but I know I can The poor bastard who stopped listening to fiist trumpet and saw that a player had 100 kills and you see that the simler kills with one touch and runs more and everyone is restarting to see if 1 gets a oneshot weapon: 💀...💀
I need a krillion of other sfx to barely even hear the music Then it would be an ingame version (Also it should last 40 seconds and end with death sfx)
If you get a group of your friends trying to bird it’s actually really easy even in ffa but try it with skilled players cuz my friends died and I was the only one left. One of the most clutch games of my life solo bird with a 20+ kill streak
Because they actually puts love in their creation not like some **cough** some games **cough** -cash grab & Trend riding- Also eden mayo is just that goated
>Be me, a Lobotomy Corporation player
>Play IA cause a friend told me to
>First round I play, someone birds up
>Feel genuine fear from the roar.
1000 yard stare
i can relate
Alr i need to send my red team to that egg....nvm he's there, send the white team to big bird egg....perfect! OH GOD WHY ARE THE CLERKS HEALING PUNISHMNT BIRD!!?/2;P3F[G1P312G312KQWJHIQ2
Three trumpets stare 💀
That’s gotta suck
the roar genuinely gives me goosebumps from the amount of pain and suffering ive tolerated from hearing that shit go off almost every tc game
Halloween update:
@@malthe236W update btw
You felt the filtered terror of Lob corp; this is PTSD
@@InfinityNesstc still onesided
this is PTSD from a Lobotomy Corporation player / Library of ruina
Whenever the server hears that roar, it sends a shiver down their spine knowing what is about to go down.
that one guy just got deathnote or america: 😀
@@Big_Birb-b “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”
end :
@@aquakirbo just use legion kata and master spark
the guy who somehow barley won a 1v3 against BIRD UP ( he's the one )
Ah, the experience of being the Judgement Bird in the Uncertified boss.
I press a single button,
Every single non-boss enemy vanishes and I get momentary tinnitus from all the dings
Fr tho, I was testing it in my priv when the update released and the power just coursed through my veins
@@heathpitt I racked up a total of around 38k damage that round. Died only once to the last of the three bosses, and all my other deaths were just to get one of the items needed. Power truly courses through the veins once you hear that dreaded roar.
I remember going wild with it untill I got chained by a Fire Axe.
I did make up for it with other rolls I got later on at least, prob my second best run ever.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest
All those dings for me just leave to one of the best dopamine rushes I can get in this game, just makes me want to kill more and MORE
my confidence just bursts out of the roof everytime i hear this in-game
My determination leaves me when I hear this and I'm not on good terms with any of them
@@BaconGamign bobm:
Okay i got smile i can do thi-
*Too many trumpets starts playing*
the flow state ( basically IRL ultra instinct ) in question :
@@BobbyBomberBoy*RUUAUAUUAUAUAUAUUGUGHGHGHG*
When I was new to Item Asylum I was in a lobby and heard the scream and said “is that fucking apoc bird?”
then I turned around
crazy two sentence horror story
@@improbablyfur the meatworm!! got him
[R] Punishment
tilted scale be like
kid named [R] Titled Scale
When I first heard the scream during kit, I got confused and thought it was the SMILE until I turned around and saw 3 dudes destroying the whole server.
I feared it as I heard it, and when I saw it.
I was one of those 3 guys >:D
I was the big bird lol
Fr i were the Long Bird
WAIT WHAT LOL WHA5 ARE THE CHANCES
(responding to those guys above me)
Was playing red mist jug one time. I was vibing, slaughtering people like usual, it was going a little rough because I was up against a lot of good ranged weapons, but I was managing.
Suddenly, I hear this roar, one I'm so used to being the source of, and my heart drops. I tried my hardest to get the birds, and while I did do a significant amount of damage, they just melted my HP like butter, and I died.
Worst part was my brother was in a call with me and he was rooting for my destruction :(
Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun.
It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in.
The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.”
The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace.
Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see.
Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?”
Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night.
"Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just."
Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?”
Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.
Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak.
Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.”
Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite.
No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside.
“I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.”
“The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.”
“The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.”
“The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.”
The birds got upset.
“We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but...
“No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.”
“But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.”
“If we combined our power, we could be stronger.”
The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”
The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up.
But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch.
Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives."
"Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility.
Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted)
…Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor.
Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...”
There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream.
Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen.
Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company.
I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors.
The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."
my brother is like that
bro couldnt kill them as boss while I saw someone killing them solo in ffa with bad weapon 💀
@@SadlekAski Guess those birds had a skill issue
Average sibling experience:
The 1. End in my inventory:
You trying to click the user but a "There's a bleeder!" Kills you
@@crazyyfoundthat’s their problem, if they want to solo the apocalypse trio then they can go right ahead
Happened to me while I was on a 15 kill steak with twilight for the first time yesterday
Annoying item tbh, deserves to be rarer
You proceed to fail cuz of tilted scale glitching you making ya immortal but not able to do anything and yes it's true i did it once
A long time ago, in a Kohl's Admin House server lived three happy noobs.
The noobs had no name, but the residents of the house would call them big noob, long noob and little noob.
Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful admin house.
The noobs wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way players from the outside could visit and have fun.
It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and an OG, but at the same time, he was a nobody.
The noobs found him suspicious, so they didn’t let him in.
Before leaving, the player said to the noobs
"An admin abuser will come to this game soon. It will be tainted with evil and bad, and the abusing will never stop. The place will shutdown once a terrible admin abuser ruins everything. Roblox and Builderman will shine upon you no more; the game will never go back to what it was before."
After hearing that, the noobs was afraid of the prophesied future so the noobs has become the guardian of the Kohl's admin house.
Big noob, with it's many eyes, watched the house for abusers, for big noob's eye could see very far, and see things we could not see.
Then somebody said, “But what if the abuser shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is afk?"
Worried, Big Noob burnt all of its Tix to make an everlasting Lantern. Now the Bloxxers of the house were under Big Noob's constant moderation, day and night.
Long Noob weighed the warns of Players that enter the House to keep peace. Long Noob's scales could measure every warn, and were fair and just.
Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?"
Long Bird, worried, created a scale that tipped to only one side. Then, it was clear that the judgement was made.
Little noob decided to punish the bloxxer’s wrongdoings with its beak.
Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful!”
Worried, Big Noob tore it's mouth wide so that it could swallow any toxic players in one bite.
No one could visit the game anymore, and bad myths started to spread about the game.
“I heard terrible things happen to players who enter the game...”
"The big noob is always moderating the chats in roblox, there’s no freedom..."
"The long noob’s Moderation isn’t fair at all..."
"The small noob’s bans are so scary!"
The noobs got upset.
“We work so hard to protect the house; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
Fewer and fewer players visited the house, more and more users are complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the noobs continued to work even harder to make the game peaceful again, but...
"No, this house is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it!"
"But there are no admins to protect this house but us."
"If we combined our power, we will be stronger."
The day when Big Noob's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Noob who could warn any rule-breakers, and Small Noob's mouth that could devour any bricks united into one, darkness fell upon the house. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the noob, and the game soon fell into mayhem.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the Abuser! Big, terrible Abuser lives in the Griefed, Dead House!”
this fr needs more attention
Theres too many errors in this lol, you sometimes forgot that you were talking about noobs and not birds
@@MR-fh7ob I just copied this off the reply section, it was basically a chain of people continuing each other's replies. There's bound to be errors and I'm too lazy to fix em.
that house is so big it would be the Daratango residence
The abuser is here? The three noobs, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The noob began to prowl the forest, looking for the abuser. The Kohl's admin house would be in trouble if the abuser really showed up.
But there was nothing. There were no players, no gears and commands, and no abusers. All that was left was just a noob and the Admin house, Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch.
Rumor says there is a terrible abuser in the Admin house where no one lives."
Twilight in every mode: We're unstoppable!
End item in KIT: you sure, buddy?
funny enough the base damage for end is 5000 so
500,000 but yeah also fun fact bonk makes you divide damage taken by 1000 [doesn't stack with other bonks] @@failing244
@@failing244that's still enough to kill 1 bird, idk what youre talking about
You can even end them with just a crescendo + ebony and ivory + pizza rolls lol
@@xyronymousse how? Thats just a normal loadout.
The 3 Birds: You Will all die!!
Maxed Smile: It’s bout to go down
Bold of you to assume they'll merge without the entire server coming after them first.
@@jessewilliams2539private servers and posting in group wall:
Calmest lobotomy corp anomaly discussion:
Tilted Scale: Hold My Beer
For those who doesnt understand. More kills u get tilted scale does more damage and smile doesnt have ragdoll immunity so birds can beat maxed smile so easy by peace for all and punishment.
@@Cyn5911max damage it can do is 165 and you can get max smile without killing people
*WE MAKING LOBOTOMY CORP AND ITEM ASYLUM FANS TERRIFIED WITH THIS ONE* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@@Goobygoober886
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*ME PISSING MY PANTS CUZ IM A FAN OF BOTH*
YEAH I DIED WHEN I HEARD THAT ROAR🔥
@@ammonford1122*SAME*
“Then, in the middle of the chaotic cries, an asylumer shouted: ‘ITS THE BIRDS! 3 ASYLUMERS BIRDED UP IN THE FOREST OF TOWNY!’”
"Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun.
It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in.
The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.”
The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace.
Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see.
Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?”
Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night.
"Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just."
Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?”
Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.
Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak.
Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.”
Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite.
No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside.
“I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.”
“The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.”
“The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.”
“The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.”
The birds got upset.
“We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but...
“No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.”
“But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.”
“If we combined our power, we could be stronger.”
The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”
The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up.
But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch.
Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives."
"Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility.
Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted)
…Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor.
Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...”
There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream.
Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen.
Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company.
I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors.
The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."
LORE
We dealing uh, whatever damage the eggs are vulnerable with this one!
@@Proto4 Uh we're letting the Koi fish breach on purpose with this one!
I aint reading that essay
Then dont@@Aiam-o3q
Just birded up a few days ago, TWICE (not in a row thought) and although both experiences didn’t last very long I felt true power. Im still disappointed in myself that I accidentally killed myself with twilight one time in the poison forest once
Your in the same boat as me I got bird up yesterday and then accidentally walked off becuase of controller disconnect
me who died because of fire axe dummy stun + 10 trillion of dummies coming (nerf fire axe dummy in uncer port >:((((( )
PUNISHMENT moment
wat the pinos doin'
thy birding is now
Whenever I hear this roar
I just go "ah shit, here we go again"
knowing chaos is about to go down in a matter of 3 seconds
HAH!
Get it?
3 seconds because of 3 Twilight users
Uhh..
*_PLEASE LAUGH_*
small pebble always exist
@@Dark_DETH heh he ha?
Yknow, the third trumpet you get on the screen is quite accurate. Third trumpet in Lobotomy corps essentially means ; You're fucked. And you get a third trumpet on your screen ingame, which means theoretically ; you are fucked.
Apocalypse bird on its own only does second trumpet in lob Corp, the only abnormality that makes an immediate third trumpet is white night
You are still fucked ether way
@@SWE4Watchstill means you die
@@SWE4Watch Apoc bird normally is same level severity, or about though. Slightly weaker or stronger, maybe, but PM seems to think them about equals. (See; library of Ruina Hokma/Binah Realizations)
Omg ur right I forgot that all of the abnormalities are weakened by the deterrents from qliphoth
the last thing people hear before their death is the scream at the start
What the apoc birds sees before they die: a small pebble
@@Pusla99476you know what they say, you can kill birds with one stone
Imma head out (sorry for the late reply)
@@Pusla99476fr i never tough small pebble was that usefull until i solo 3 birds in tdm 💀
As the day blooms in a regular game of Item Asylum, people have their fun. Some salty, some stupid, and some tryhards. Overall however, everyone gets their fun moments.. that is, until a wicked, devilish roar filled the game.
Everyone's heart stopped for a moment after processing what they had just heard. They turned to the site of the sound, horrified by what they saw. Three figures, one akin to a Combat Dummy, one with a similar appearance to that of a comical skeleton, and another with an appearance that everybody would fight for.
Right then, right there, everyone decided that this was no longer a game about fun, this was going to become a bossraid, one that would match the difficulty of even the worst bosses of any game. The timer froze as the three figures called on their weapons, hideous masses of what used to be innocent birds doing all they can to protect a lush and beautiful forest, turned into creatures past anyone's imagination. As the corners of the screen fill up with the words 'Third Trumpet' and 'Warning', the raid began. This wasn't a raid they couldn't win, it was a fight they could take.
And it was a fight they would take.
some better, some worse, if none of its of interest to you you should build a bobm
did sans fucking bird up
Am i crazy? i just heard smile bites in 1:46-1:49
Yes
Managed to bird up during TC as a defender. We were on our last tower and they almost captured it. Luckily, me and some guy with judge found my friend who had lamp. Biggest TC clutch ever.
skill issue
@@guardian3061skill solution
@@guardian3061 no, u!!!!
i got bird up as attackers in one server we even had smile@@joeythecar0_099
i remember killing 3 twillight users and 1 smiler with an awp. when my hp was low, i thought ill lose my 35 killstreak but i wasnt. that was such a nightmare
0:33 best part
Real
2:09
“Why do i hear Boss music?” - famous last worlds of a New player on item asylum
"who tf summoned apocalypse bird"
ever since when did I breach all the birds
i was once in a kit game where a good chunk of the server was trying to bird up at the same time (at least 6 people at once iirc, chat was going crazy w the callouts) and there ended up being like 3 people with judge running towards the 2 other people with lamp and bird
i was one of the people with judge and i swear i saw my life flash before my eyes when i heard the roar thinking somebody else got in and then i respawned with twilight :D it turned out a really successful birdup and i won that kit game 💯
Me after birding up 10 times and dying every time in the first 10 seconds:
I bird up a few weeks ago, the moment I got out of the castle a random dude ended me
@@NineGenaizys hm, same with me, the diference it happened 10 GOD DAMN TIMES
@@MicrowaveWarrior DAMN THATS JUST UNFAIR
yeah birded up for the first time today in kit, someone else had a norm twilight, non of us sticked together, i lived for about 30 seconds, the others lasted a bit longer but the fact we got all the items and didnt die and that i managed to bird up at all is a achievement in my book, atleast i didnt die to a "end."
Update, 2 days ago I birded up and me and my bird friends lasted for the entire round
Yesterday, I witnessed someone grab a 'here comes the sun' kit the moment a bird up happened. Needless to say, all three big birds lived for a grand total of two seconds.
wow.
thanks for version where the scream is at the start
1:24 so fire🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
1:14 also good
🥁🥁🥁🎹🎹🎹🎹🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️-idk some dude
This is amazing!!
Man item asylum is the best
Indeed.
"Man, I sure hope I don't step on a small pebble while walking"
"Hi Squidward."
*Dies*
Imagine this, you hear a smile and the server targets it, then you hear the da capo theme, then in the distant you hear a crunching sound from red mist. You have the perfect weapon to kill them but then you hear “Cero Metralleta”, and get vaporized. Meanwhile in the distance, a grand volley is going off and a faint “Soba Kick!” can be heard in the distance. As if nothing can get worse…
And once you respawn some prick with a masterspark turns you into dust
And the grand finale of this tale...
And then the roar of three birds, now one, is heard in the distance.
nah but everytime i get the chance to bird up my teammates always die really fast leaving me the last one standing most of the time
i once got judge and met with the birds and they replaced me with another judge
skill issue@@spongebobfunnyy
real + relatable
pov: lobotmy corp player approaches 2 individuals with judge and bird while said player has lamp
this music is so great, even my father enjoys listening to it!
W father
my face when i "accidentally" forget the Qliphoth Meltdown on Punishment Bird and Judgement Bird while Big Bird is in the facility:
The pebble i picked up on the way to school:
PEACE FOR ALL!
PUNISHMENT
BRILLIANT EYES
_Judgement._
PEACE IS FOR ALL OR FOR NONE
TILTED SCALE
bro cooked up the best gabber ive heard for a roblox game 😭
One day while im playing item asylum tc round, i see some people saying "bird up!" i had 0 kill but then i remember.. i have judgement.
we eventually bird up this was my first experience getting twilight by bird up, as soon after i get it the entire server hears the roars, they fear it but it was already too late. i ended up dying because i killed someone who used pact on me, well.. i died when the game ended and my killstreak ended.
"here comes the cavalry!"
using bird up in juggernaut is like getting 3 extra juggernauts to jump the main juggernaut
@@omegadoesstuff334 ikr
I managed to merge and last for the entire round :D
1. End, pact, deathnote, america, wand in my inventory:
oh shit i was there with you i think, ur a furry? if yes then yeah i was there with you
Lobotomy corp players: :fear:
item asylum players: 1.End
FrFr
The best bird up moment : boss
The worst bird up moment : ffa
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF BINAH REALIZATION WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🗣
Naw man, not again *Restart day*
God its always annoying when you have the weapons to kill them but the other players go out of their way to interrupt you.
like aren't we supposed to be working together to stop them?
on god
its an ffa most of the time bro
This, especially in ffa or kit. Same thing when someone has individual Twilight or the Red Mist in kit. Like "bro, are you just letting them farm kills?"
Yeah bro i agree
🤯
the song is infinitely better with the roar at the beginning
The first time I heard this I wasn’t affected at all,
That was until I saw judgement bird pull a white scale out and I died with less than 10 kills.
This is what Ceaseless Judgement (9-15 blunt x2) does to someone
Me going up against the birds with my smile
*You hear the trumpets of apocalypse.
*You are filled with determination.
*HP fully restored!
Don’t worry if you do die, I got small pebble
"Just because we are in a team, It doesnt give you the right to team on us"
bird up user 2023-2022
just forgot the million hit sounds and the smashing and the tilted scale
2:07 is my favorite part
"Waaa waaaa waaaaaaá....."
I don't think I'll ever has much fun as I do having a 1v3 as Red Mist against the Apocalypse Birds
When we hear this we all want one thing.. number 1. End
2. Wand
3. america
4. An update that gives smile and bird up immunity to one shots
5. Death Note
6. Pact + reset combo
i birded up 7 times in a row once and 3 of these birds up were in jgn
im goated
I was searching this, thx
WE ARE BIRDING UP WITH THIS ONE🗣🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼💯💯🐦⏫⏫⏫
We gotta use tilted scale with this one 🎻🎻🎻
🗣️🗣️🔨🔨🕊️🕊️🛋️🛋️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
avian down
🕊💡🔨
0:00 the call of death
man, some people were lucky enough to get the items to bird up in ZS
Like, in ZS??
gosh, that round was fun (was NOT to the zombies)*
i've never seen it happen, but birding up as a zombie is theoretically possible, so long as the bird is willing to cooperate amidst the chaos that is ZS.
Yea I did it before because we accidentally walked into eachother as soon as the round started
@@nicotheslothking6950 the judgement bird died early on
and the other two survived until the end
that round was crazy ngl
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!"
i encountered it once
as a zombie
that sucked
when every player hears this roar and its not the kit gamemode,its over for them.
IA is one of the best games on roblox imo.
Its so fun to play and its nicely balanced (the motorcycle weapon is too op and flag is garbage)
Every gamemode is fun and chaotic.
CHAOS - this is what i like about IA.
Some secret mechanics like bird up.l are really hard to do.
The upgrade weapons mechanic is making this game more interesting imo.❤❤❤
I ❤ ITEM ASYLUM!!!!!
1:44 🙌🙌🔥🔥🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️
THE PEACE CAN'T BE FOR ALL WITHOUT THIS ONE
I rememberd another round
It was a tdm, i had smile and someone else from my team had the pixel riffle, he killed all i consumed the bodys, till i got max upgraded. 3 peopel managed to hide and got veeeerrry lucky to get bird up
And the last thing that i read was "well shyut, now only smile can help out"
That was a crazy battle and i ended up with dying and killing 2 birds, the last one had like 150 hp and got killed by a bobm i think.
extremely powerful ascended causing great chaos vs *bobm*
The Screams Beckoned For More I Guess.
Extremely powerful bird vs *bobm*
holy fuck that must have been a terrifying fight
when i hear the roar, a shiver goes down my spine, feared and scared for my life as i fight back with a mere pebble.
Never bird up if you got a heart shaped black hole surrounded by feet it pulled everyone in that lost their sanity
the 10 hour burst man: (he's going to kill all 3 birds in 40 seconds)
Ok, so crazy story
Around mid-2023
My friend got me back into item asylum (from 2 years ago I stopped)
My first round was a 10hbm match
And a bird up commenced.
*I was the judgement bird.*
ever since then i've only been birding up with judge and nothing else
still funny to think about
and i was clueless while everyone was screaming
you’re the jgn and you hear this theme play.
The theme song of reading in the chat
'Hey I got bird'
'Wait I have judge someone get lamp or torch'
'TORCH WHERE ARE U GUYS'
Then the theme plays shortly after.
One time i was in FFA_Asylum
I think i had one of the items in my inventory, i grabbed some random person with vampirism that had the other item and i dragged them near ANOTHER PERSON THAT JUST SPAWNED WITH THE LAST ITEM and we birded up
@@paigelux4819 "GET OVER HERE, WE'RE USING TWILIGHT!"
"NOOOO 😭"
The first time I’ve ever birded up was the day it came out. Literally walked past people and heard this banger start playing.
Managed to bird up in kit and got the reroll glitch. There was indomitable human spirit on there. You can guess what happened
What bird were you?
Lamp
@@Fossilizedsapwithbugsinit1087 ah if you were judgement bird it would have been way too op
@@m--eif he was any bird it would be op, bro has 4k hp
@@improbablyfur isn't it 2k hp?
0:32 and 3:16 (same part just repeated) has to be my favourite in the song. There's something about it to me that makes it feel intense as hell, and it's fucking perfect.
the 2 small pebbles in my pocket :🗿
The sequel to killing 2 birds with 1 stone
Killing 3 birds with 2 stones
Kit bird triO: Lets DO THIS.
3 end kits: nah think il just stop that.
i love item asylum
When the nice guy stops laughing: *Smiler starts playing*
When the quiet kid seems really upset: *Second Trumpet starts playing*
When the ADHD kid gets slightly bored:
A long time ago, In a warm and dense forest lived three happy birds, Little Bird decided to punish bad creatures with his beak, Big bird, With his many eyes, Watched over the forest to seek trespassers, Big Bird’s eyes can see very far, and things we cant see, Long bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace, Long bird’s scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just, In chaotic cries of fear, “It’s the monster! Big terrible monsters live in the dark, forest!
Here's da full story (I stole from wiki): Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun.
It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in.
The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.”
The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace.
Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see.
Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?”
Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night.
"Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just."
Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?”
Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.
Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak.
Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.”
Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite.
No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside.
“I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.”
“The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.”
“The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.”
“The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.”
The birds got upset.
“We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but...
“No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.”
“But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.”
“If we combined our power, we could be stronger.”
The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”
The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up.
But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch.
Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives."
"Every single light in the facility went crazy. They kept flickering and flickering. I couldn’t even use my lighter. Then, this warm light shone through it all. It looked like a waning twilight, or a growing sunrise. Though, as we all know, sunlight can’t make its way into our facility.
Everyone silently gazed at the light. Sudden darkness and a weird ray of light were enough reason to be frightened. It was scarier than anything gorey we’d seen here. It was a true fear of the unknown itself… (Omitted)
…Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor.
Someone broke the silence with a whisper: “That guy over there couldn’t run away in time...”
There was an employee kneeling on the floor; perhaps he couldn’t sense the danger approaching behind him, and once he noticed, it was too late. He couldn’t even scream.
Nobody would have been able to then. He just meaninglessly struggled to move his legs, desperate to run from the beast. There was no heroic act of someone standing up against the monster, not even a yell to warn him. Everyone was just watching him, waiting for the terrible thing that was about to happen.
Each step sent a tremor through the whole facility. The monster was moving with such slow steps, but it seemed so fast. In the blink of an eye, it devoured the nameless employee in one bite, and right after that everyone started screaming in chaos. I had gone through handling countless suppressions, but that day, for the first time, I regretted ever joining the company.
I was certain I wouldn’t get out of there alive. This helplessness overwhelmed me. I couldn’t even think about fighting back against the monster, and many others were feeling the same. I think I’m the only one who stayed sane enough to write this among all the survivors.
The company will never tell our newbies about the existence of that monster. However, I wanted to leave them a warning at the very least. That’s why I’m writing this."
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest
@@Zarafromsandiegoi read all of that and now thanks for the information about apocalypse bird
i aint reading allat@@Zarafromsandiego
“QUICK GET SMALL PEBBLES OR BIG ROCK!!!”
listen to it on TH-cam:😁
listen to it in the game:💀
then i realise there's a judgement on my inventory
This song plays:
The one who saw the Twilight: it will be difficult but I know I can
The poor bastard who stopped listening to fiist trumpet and saw that a player had 100 kills and you see that the simler kills with one touch and runs more and everyone is restarting to see if 1 gets a oneshot weapon: 💀...💀
"if am going to hell , I will bring yall with me...!"
funky quote when thi gs get funny B)
“YES I FINALLY BIRDED UP!”
end, america, death note, (bat if they have xD or furry equipped): allow us to introduce ourselves.
bat is the reason i don't use titles i never let them know my weakness
That's why there's 3 twilight players
@@the_parasites the three instakill items, one for each bird
small pebble:
@@pacmanrules2258 this comment was made before small pebble instakilled birds lol
Imagine hearing this after you legit just got 2nd trumpet with smile. Bro who ever is managing the server is a bad Lcorp Gamer.
I need a krillion of other sfx to barely even hear the music
Then it would be an ingame version
(Also it should last 40 seconds and end with death sfx)
*Nokia noises*
@@paigelux4819 *EXTREMELY LOUD AMERICA SHOT*
*Insert the random lawnmower noises and a mad handgun*@@austroflopp9814
@@paigelux4819*the bobm explosion in the distance*
*Rapid spamming of the legion kata parry noise + cero cero metralleta going off*@@austroflopp9814
If you get a group of your friends trying to bird it’s actually really easy even in ffa but try it with skilled players cuz my friends died and I was the only one left. One of the most clutch games of my life solo bird with a 20+ kill streak
How to start juggernaut in free for all:
Jgn when they heard this kick in 💀
bro is NOT making it out alive
beta is the way to go
Imagine bird up, smile, and red mist in kit 💀💀💀
Error profil?
Welp red mist now suck so just smile and bird up
Still good tho if your skilled
@@mrage407"suck now"
maining red mist:
there’s actually a vid on that
POV: the closet monster you had for 5+ months that you told your parents about, but didn’t care comes out
Why does a roblox meme-styled fighting game have music that BANGS THIS FUCKING HARD?!
Because they actually puts love in their creation not like some **cough** some games **cough** -cash grab & Trend riding-
Also eden mayo is just that goated
Bird up:we are unstoppable!!!
Death note, end and America:are you sure about that?
Live small pebble reaction: 🥱
My cool treehouse that my dad got me:
project moon mentioned
raid incoming
as soon as i hear the roar, i either birded up with the other people or i didnt, and have to run away
u forgot to cut at 1:03, they usually die quick
They never get to the harp 😞
In chaotic cries of fear , somebody shouted. Its the monster! Big terrible monster lives in the dark , black forest!" ahh song
Tight
Unlike the other commenters, the roar gives me a wicked smile, because I know what chaos is about to go down...
not ingame version since i dont hear either 1: End, 2: Bobm Explosion 3: Death note