I’m shouting at the screen, that’s a bleenndddeerrrrrr nooooo and how the hell are you gonna roll a loaf marrrrkkkk 😩😩😩😂😂😂 that’s why it’s not cooked after ten mins it’s meant to be fllaaaaaattt
"I´m gonna do it professionally"....3 minutes into the video, Mark mixed the egg and sugar with a hand-held blender :D But that´s why I love your cooking/baking videos ;)
When you poured the rest of the cream into the icing instead of into its own bowl I was literally howling with laughter. Your baking videos are the BEST Mark and I love your positivity!
Aww mark I love you so much 😂😂😂 I am like 5 mins in and I’m already crying the fact you got that blender instead of a whisk and you forgot the parchment 😂😂😂
First time watcher wow Mark you made my day and made me smile. I only just discovered you and your mates Zoe and Alfie and thank you for being so real in your daily life's. When I need a moment to feel all is ok from PTSD issues it helps to see your energy that you all have
One of your best friend's is a baking queen perhaps you and Zoe should start a series where she teaches you how to bake, I'm sure we'd all love to watch that!
I'm sorry but this was one of the best videos that you have made, I could not stop laughing and crying. You should make more like these. Love you Mark, great job
This is my comfort channel ❤ I’ve been having anxiety/health issues recently and I’m trying to relax fully. This video always makes me laugh and takes my mind off things xx
Omg, absolutely loved this, I could watch Mark all day he is bloody hilarious, from start to finish I laughed all the way through, he brightens the darkest of days xx
For a first bake you did a great job, Marc. The inside is perfect, so it doesn't matter whether it came out as a log or a loaf, it's still chocolate cake. It's a success, be proud of yourself, my Libra brother 😊 And you did the right thing with the knife/needle check, best to be on the safe side 😉
Hi mark..I’m so impressed and proud. It looks brilliant and I bet it tastes even better. Sending lots of love and hugs. Have a great Christmas and a fantastic New Year. Xxx Xxx
I love ALL your videos Mark. Good effort. You tried your best and that's all you can do. I love the glitter, that was a great find! Cant wait to see what you upload next. Lots of love
I say it's a total success! You're not a professional cook/chef, you're a beginner at cooking/baking, and just for the fact that your cake first came out uncooked and you managed to re-bake it without burning it having no baking time per cake size reference or help whatsoever, you get a 10/10! Sure, it was a bumpy ride 😂 but you went with it, you used what you had available, your cake didn't stick to the tin, you made it work! Congratulations, Mark!
Please make more baking videos, I found it really entertaining and funny to watch😁 It may not have been turned out to be a log, but it didn't look bad, it just turned out to be a cake instead of a log, and that is okay too! 😁 And your comments while baking and after about the cake, are so funny😂
Yay to you for doing your best! Just a friendly tip for next time. When something says electric whisk that is different than the emulsion blender that you used. When you use a whisk it adds in air pockets to make things fluffy. The emulsion blender uses blades to finely chop and make things smooth.
Mark, i see the vision. Next time for sure bake a flat sheet cake you can roll lol!! You should also try and fill the middle with something like cream cheese, chocolate or a filling of your choice!! And the grated chocolate was genius!! I would add it to the border of the cake to make it look like dirt and give it more of a "realistic log" look 😊😊😊
Honestly Mark you fill me with joy 😂😂 that was hilarious. It wasnt a log cake but I have to say the bark effect icing looked good! The reason you smelt burning was because you used a blender instead of a whisk for 8 minutes 🤣. Fab video xx
I think you did great for your first time baking! Now you and Zoe can bake together! Wish you were in NY with Zoe and Allie, you would love the Christmas lights and the holiday decorations 🎄🎅🏻🎄
Hi Mark. For a first time it went quite well. We all make mistakes and learn from them. Next time seperate the whites of the eggs and beat them until they turn into the stiff foam. Then mix them carefully with the rest of the ingredients. It will give your cake more fluffy texture. Love the videos.
I thought I was losing it when you said Christmas log and then showed a bread tin. You're so precious, honestly. Keep making these videos please. It's so entertaining. I was dying halfway through the video. Gosh I needed this video so much
Omg so proud of you Mark, this is so good. I am a baker and own a cupcake business in Cornwall and think you did so well. It's ok that it's bouncy, it's a sponge :) Well done!! :)
So many parts of this was hilarious. The fight with Alexa, the fight with the cake,him shouting hunny, the cake refusing to bake,the panic honestly so many parts make me laugh
looks good, I am a baker and I saw that you made some mistakes such as you should of let your cake cooled and then put your icing on and then it would of held it shape better. Also the cake is 'bouncy' because you have put air into it which means that it is creating a bouncy (light and fluffy) texture which is a good thing otherwise the cake would be dense and that would be a disaster.
Your cooking efforts are ALWAYS entertaining.....who cares if it doesn't look like it's supposed to......you clearly enjoyed making it and it apparently tasted good...what else matters?
That was a damn loaf of bread! I was dying laughing the whole video. I love these videos so much and this is why I love mark, he is unintentionally so funny and entertaining. He doesn't do any of this on purpose either. So pure of heart.❤
Lol, I know the struggle with baking. Some days I nail it and some days I’m like “I’m going to stop baking, what’s the point”. It takes a lot of practice and be patient you’ll get it.
When he started spreading the batter to the corners of the bread pan is where I lost it. LOL
Ross Noskiye ahahhaha lol same
This bit got me too!! 🤣
I full on laughed out so loud my sister came and told me to be quiet 😂
Mark honey, that's a blender, not an electric whisk. It's not going to get any air into your cake mix or double cream...!
when you said ‘electric whisk’ and pulled out a food pulser/blender/purée thing
I’m shouting at the screen, that’s a bleenndddeerrrrrr nooooo and how the hell are you gonna roll a loaf marrrrkkkk 😩😩😩😂😂😂 that’s why it’s not cooked after ten mins it’s meant to be fllaaaaaattt
That's what I was thinking.... That ain't a whisk
It’s a hand mixer 😭😂
Love this comment! Thinking this myself especially when whisking the eggs and saying “it smelt like burning” 😂😂 got to love watching Mark cook
Literally ME!
sophie dymond 😂😂😂 I was thinking the same
Mark can we please have some merch that says “that ain’t cooked”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Omg an apron or tea towel or plate or something
Can it be an apron please?
"I´m gonna do it professionally"....3 minutes into the video, Mark mixed the egg and sugar with a hand-held blender :D But that´s why I love your cooking/baking videos ;)
This video had me absolutely creased, I don't think Mark realises how bloody funny he is - even when he's trying to be a serious baker
When you poured the rest of the cream into the icing instead of into its own bowl I was literally howling with laughter. Your baking videos are the BEST Mark and I love your positivity!
I think ol Zoe needs to hook mark up with the proper utensils if he's gonna be doing baking lol...
Shes gonna roll on the floor watching this xD
Aww mark I love you so much 😂😂😂 I am like 5 mins in and I’m already crying the fact you got that blender instead of a whisk and you forgot the parchment 😂😂😂
"once the icing has calmed down" lol classic Mark
First time watcher wow Mark you made my day and made me smile. I only just discovered you and your mates Zoe and Alfie and thank you for being so real in your daily life's. When I need a moment to feel all is ok from PTSD issues it helps to see your energy that you all have
Dear Zoe, Mark needs a hand mixer for Christmas. 🌲
The blender is great for making soups.
Great job Mark. We all have to start somewhere💕
Mark 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 you had me knotted laughing!! "dry as an arse hole" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you so much!!!
Jane OC this made me cry with laughing too
NAH 45 seconds in and that is NOT a whisk cba hahahahhahah
Ikr I was screaming at the screen lol
@@sophieslifesubtome7147 HONESTLY
Immersion blenders are not quite the same, lol!!
gemma bracegirdle Ikr , it annoyed me but it's so cute to see him so proud of himself
"Fold it carefully"
Mark: folding it really carefully 😂
Farrah Lakibul 😂😂
No one:
Mark: it tastes like..... car
😂😂😂😂😂😂
yaaaas ahaha fave moment of the video!! just wondering HOW did he gain knowledge on how a car tastes like?!?! :D I need to know :D
Oh, Mark! Bless you! 🙏🏻💖💕 I LOVE how hard you try!
One of your best friend's is a baking queen perhaps you and Zoe should start a series where she teaches you how to bake, I'm sure we'd all love to watch that!
I'm sorry but this was one of the best videos that you have made, I could not stop laughing and crying. You should make more like these. Love you Mark, great job
I love everything about you!
Love how natural raw real you are
So much fun to watch x
This is my comfort channel ❤ I’ve been having anxiety/health issues recently and I’m trying to relax fully. This video always makes me laugh and takes my mind off things xx
This is great Mark! Keep trying babe, you are doing amazing!! Practise makes perfect. X
Bless his heart.
Mark, I appreciate you trying & showing it on camera! I would totally {do my best to} bake & dance with you to Wham! Christmas music ayyy 💕🎄✨
Mark 😂😂😂😂 i just love watching you!!!!!! And your mistakes are hilarious, you little entertainer you!!!😂
Omg, absolutely loved this, I could watch Mark all day he is bloody hilarious, from start to finish I laughed all the way through, he brightens the darkest of days xx
For a first bake you did a great job, Marc. The inside is perfect, so it doesn't matter whether it came out as a log or a loaf, it's still chocolate cake. It's a success, be proud of yourself, my Libra brother 😊 And you did the right thing with the knife/needle check, best to be on the safe side 😉
You honestly are the cutest, funniest person in the world. I’m not a baker but I love your enthusiasm. I sound so patronising. “Dry as an arsehole”
Hi mark..I’m so impressed and proud. It looks brilliant and I bet it tastes even better. Sending lots of love and hugs. Have a great Christmas and a fantastic New Year. Xxx Xxx
I would love to see Mark and Zoe react to this video together 😂
"I don't know why I'm running" Mark you crack me up 🤣🤣😍
Mark, Look at you go! I didn't know you were a baker. Very impressed. I am happy you give this a go.
I love ALL your videos Mark. Good effort. You tried your best and that's all you can do. I love the glitter, that was a great find! Cant wait to see what you upload next. Lots of love
Mark you are supposed to lay the cake mix flat on a baking tray and then u layer a bit of buttercream icing and then u roll it lol
I say it's a total success! You're not a professional cook/chef, you're a beginner at cooking/baking, and just for the fact that your cake first came out uncooked and you managed to re-bake it without burning it having no baking time per cake size reference or help whatsoever, you get a 10/10! Sure, it was a bumpy ride 😂 but you went with it, you used what you had available, your cake didn't stick to the tin, you made it work! Congratulations, Mark!
Please make more baking videos, I found it really entertaining and funny to watch😁 It may not have been turned out to be a log, but it didn't look bad, it just turned out to be a cake instead of a log, and that is okay too! 😁
And your comments while baking and after about the cake, are so funny😂
You should try and re-do it with Zoe! I’m sure she’s done it before 😁
This is one of my favorite videos ever! Your sweet, authentic spirit is truly wonderful 💓
Never change Mark. Keep being your fabulous self 👊
Mark you don’t understand how much I flipping love you 🥰🥰
Yay to you for doing your best!
Just a friendly tip for next time. When something says electric whisk that is different than the emulsion blender that you used. When you use a whisk it adds in air pockets to make things fluffy. The emulsion blender uses blades to finely chop and make things smooth.
Mark, i see the vision. Next time for sure bake a flat sheet cake you can roll lol!! You should also try and fill the middle with something like cream cheese, chocolate or a filling of your choice!! And the grated chocolate was genius!! I would add it to the border of the cake to make it look like dirt and give it more of a "realistic log" look 😊😊😊
I really didn't expect someone to be this clueless about baking made me laugh and facepalm so much haha electric whisk broke me
This was such a cosy video! Please do some more baking videos x
Merry Christmas love you so much and the fact that he used a blender instead of a mixer makes my day 😂😂❤️❤️❤️
MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄 EVERYONE
Honestly Mark you fill me with joy 😂😂 that was hilarious. It wasnt a log cake but I have to say the bark effect icing looked good! The reason you smelt burning was because you used a blender instead of a whisk for 8 minutes 🤣. Fab video xx
"It tastes like......car." hahaha. I love you so much Mark XD
Oh Mark I freaking love you!
Bless your heart for giving it your best shot!
This is the best thing I have watched in a really lonnng time! ❤️ 🤣
That looks delicious Mark! You should try bake more!! Xx
Merry Christmas everyone and a happy New Years!
Same to you❤
sharon hughes ,thank you ❤️♥️❤️
I've had to pause the video at 21 seconds because I'm laughing so much already. A Christmas Yog.. Dammit, Log, Christmas Log 😂 I'm gone again 😂😂 xx
I think you did great for your first time baking! Now you and Zoe can bake together!
Wish you were in NY with Zoe and Allie, you would love the Christmas lights and the holiday decorations 🎄🎅🏻🎄
Hi Mark. For a first time it went quite well. We all make mistakes and learn from them. Next time seperate the whites of the eggs and beat them until they turn into the stiff foam. Then mix them carefully with the rest of the ingredients. It will give your cake more fluffy texture. Love the videos.
I was laughing from the beginning haha ! As if you took away two tablespoons of flour !! and the tipped the mix to the top corners of the tin haha 😂😂😂
The way you said " for 8 minutes" at the start, I felt your pain lol 😂.
Loved this Mark. 😊👍♥️
I thought I was losing it when you said Christmas log and then showed a bread tin. You're so precious, honestly. Keep making these videos please. It's so entertaining. I was dying halfway through the video. Gosh I needed this video so much
I NEED more Mark baking videos in my life.. this is not negotiable 😂❤️
Awww you put so much effort in, Mark! It's not a log cake, but looks delicious! And funny video! Thank you for being you 😊
I loved every second of this video. What a brilliant mess. Thank you Mark for brightening my day.
so funny Mark! Bless youuuuuu! LOLs xxx
8:34 Has a perfectly good bowl. Pours in another one......
Omg so proud of you Mark, this is so good. I am a baker and own a cupcake business in Cornwall and think you did so well. It's ok that it's bouncy, it's a sponge :) Well done!! :)
Please keep posting cooking videos! They are my favorite!
Hope you had a amazing xmas and a stonking new year 2020 , amazing presents and a chillaxing time
Everything about this, I'm like 🙈. But I bloody love it! Get this man on celeb bake off 🎉
So many parts of this was hilarious. The fight with Alexa, the fight with the cake,him shouting hunny, the cake refusing to bake,the panic honestly so many parts make me laugh
Save me a slice mark.... Well done.... Bless u
I wish I could see Zoe laughing at Mark for not knowing the difference between a wisk and a mixer 😂💛
duckphobia yeah! She should do a reactionvideo on this😂
Omg Mark I am HOWLING at this. I love you so much please never change, wow. 😂😂😂😂
You are so cute Mark...that is definitely a success😉😉😉
looks good, I am a baker and I saw that you made some mistakes such as you should of let your cake cooled and then put your icing on and then it would of held it shape better. Also the cake is 'bouncy' because you have put air into it which means that it is creating a bouncy (light and fluffy) texture which is a good thing otherwise the cake would be dense and that would be a disaster.
hes trying so hard, bless his heart🥺
You are just so funny Mark 🤣🤣 thank you for always making me smile! Xx
Love you Mark!
Awk mark that's cute well done you for even doing it because I wouldn't even tempt it so well done. Still funny as ever 😂
Your cooking efforts are ALWAYS entertaining.....who cares if it doesn't look like it's supposed to......you clearly enjoyed making it and it apparently tasted good...what else matters?
Mark Christmas chocolate yog! God I love you Hun your a sweetheart xxx
Love the tree cutting board!
That was a damn loaf of bread! I was dying laughing the whole video. I love these videos so much and this is why I love mark, he is unintentionally so funny and entertaining. He doesn't do any of this on purpose either. So pure of heart.❤
Yes mark!!! You did so well
It's great mark for your first time👏😘
Success!! You are seriously hilarious do not stop being silly !!!!!
Lol, I know the struggle with baking. Some days I nail it and some days I’m like “I’m going to stop baking, what’s the point”. It takes a lot of practice and be patient you’ll get it.
The best video, I've watched it three times now, just hilarious!! ❤️❤️ Looks amazing though! xx
I laughed this whole video! That's what's it all about!!!! Your Great !!!!
Not even a minute in “hand whisk”
Me thinking. Hmm not quite but ok, Let’s do this! ❤️❤️😅
The second mark pulled out an immersion blender instead of an electric whisk I cried for him
I cried real tears at this. You genius 💕
I love this so much! Mark you are the best! “Why does it look like a bloody crocodile?!” 🤣❤️
I would totally eat this! Well done- Marky style! xx
If your happy with how it turned out then thats all that matters and well done Mark 😊👍
Oh mark you’re bloody hilarious 😭😂😂😂
Great. Video. Look. Amazing
I love watching Marks videos.
I love this video so much - you were so determined and committed 😂
baking with mark instantly puts me in a better mood💞💞💞
Oh Mark you made my day after hours of stress I've had today I pmsl. Thank you.🎄
Prue Leith on Bake Off 2029 “it’s as dry as an arsehole”.
Oh Mark😂😂 We love you! It’s as though you’re a part of our Christmas traditions