5 Things You Should Never Say in a Bar

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  • @erenyeager6142
    @erenyeager6142 ปีที่แล้ว +12980

    This video is the answer to “why does everyone under 50 drink at home instead of going to bars”

    • @supernd6294
      @supernd6294 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Everyone with no bar etiquette

    • @snakeflowerchild1002
      @snakeflowerchild1002 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who the fuck drinks at home besides alcoholics?

    • @SilentRaven8
      @SilentRaven8 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

      ​@Super ND how do you expect people to learn bar etiquette if people dont even allow questions an shit?

    • @bababooey198
      @bababooey198 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      My mom is 54 years old and she drinks at home

    • @andrearomanini7043
      @andrearomanini7043 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I am 19 and this is the reason for which I drink at home

  • @dongenove3048
    @dongenove3048 ปีที่แล้ว +6298

    In reality he complies with every customer and then cries in the bathroom at the end of his shift

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      My mans made an entire channel about his mind palace comebacks for when he gets bullied by drunks.

    • @thedarkfire7580
      @thedarkfire7580 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Truee

    • @hussenmazen8036
      @hussenmazen8036 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Don't we all 😅😅

    • @hamsalad1989
      @hamsalad1989 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@jackbicheno4211i mean this is really how you act as a bartender

    • @korpsmaninfantry7238
      @korpsmaninfantry7238 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Most bartenders typically have some degree of free reign to tell off customers, especially since they deal with drunks almost exclusively. I used to work downtown in my area and most bars had a zero tolerance policy for clowns

  • @mosessandoval4500
    @mosessandoval4500 ปีที่แล้ว +2317

    "Anything that says I'm just here to get f%@$&d up"
    Bro... it's a bar. Thats why most people go there

    • @BradyBubbuhgum-fh4ny
      @BradyBubbuhgum-fh4ny ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's not why I go to a bar. If I'm just trying to get fucked up I'll get a cheap bottle or some shine and start drinking lol

    • @blazingpotatopen494
      @blazingpotatopen494 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      theres a reason bars serve drinks other than shitty vodka

    • @StickmanWithARocketSword
      @StickmanWithARocketSword ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@BradyBubbuhgum-fh4ny Why DO you go to a bar? Want to overpay and pretend the drinks taste different?

    • @BradyBubbuhgum-fh4ny
      @BradyBubbuhgum-fh4ny ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@StickmanWithARocketSword no it's so I can meet new people, relax, make a nice memory

    • @StickmanWithARocketSword
      @StickmanWithARocketSword ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@BradyBubbuhgum-fh4ny Yeah, that's the cartoon version. Every bar is full of people that do this weird thing where they 'perform' the archetype of going to a bar. The reality is, most people go and leave with people they already know, and it's lame as shit. Every time.

  • @beanman2047
    @beanman2047 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    As someone who's never been to a bar before, this is why I'm self conscious to ask a bartender anything

    • @mrnobody9699
      @mrnobody9699 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      sometimes they can be cool tho. went to a bar once and asked bartender whats a good drink, and unlike this guy, she was cool about it and now i know theres a drink called "scooby snack"

    • @Sinjinator
      @Sinjinator ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah there’s got to be a good beginner question that’s smart enough, like “What would you really seriously recommend?” Of course they can always lie to you. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @jeffreybernstein3628
      @jeffreybernstein3628 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't be. Unless it's a dive bar in rough neighborhood they are massive pussys. The worst they will do is make a video about you after you leave or get the ex con bouncer to kick you out

    • @supersample7743
      @supersample7743 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most bartenders are cool walk in and if you need help just ask, they are here to serve you and make sure your happy.

    • @Thegamecheats
      @Thegamecheats ปีที่แล้ว +5

      literally like this is probably less than 5% of bartenders who just hate their job that would act like this.

  • @MrJonezy541
    @MrJonezy541 ปีที่แล้ว +7140

    Customer "Hey, how's it going?"
    This guy "And I took that personally"

    • @Mylo193
      @Mylo193 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The waffle House has found its new host

    • @Mylo193
      @Mylo193 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shatteredreams the waffle House has found its new host

    • @rodrick1938
      @rodrick1938 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@shatteredreams The Waffle House has found its new host

    • @person3275
      @person3275 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Waffle House has found it’s new host

    • @Mylo193
      @Mylo193 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shatteredreams the waffle House has found its new host

  • @sharingannigga6965
    @sharingannigga6965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5631

    I love how everyone is just flaming him

    • @movieclipsvideos1781
      @movieclipsvideos1781 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Literally

    • @tempest8920
      @tempest8920 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "flaming" is a funny way of saying crying at a satirical video.

    • @cryptidproductions3160
      @cryptidproductions3160 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I'm honestly shocked nobody has mentioned they still make Pokemon games with one just coming out this year
      So he's hilariously wrong about it being "something kids won't get"

    • @RLKmedic0315
      @RLKmedic0315 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tempest8920 He sucks at satire. And, based on the many videos I have seen of him, he's a total douchebag. Not surprised he is getting hate..

    • @GoreDoFisch
      @GoreDoFisch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know he probably doesn’t act like this irl, but that’s a really douchey thought process

  • @TopazTK
    @TopazTK ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Showed this to all the bartenders and mixologists I knew. All of them said the same thing:
    "This dude is not a real bartender if he acts this way."

    • @paulforrest1770
      @paulforrest1770 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I think he replied to a comment saying he’s not actually a bartender

    • @user-ql9hs5qv7r
      @user-ql9hs5qv7r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “And then everyone clapped”

    • @3rdStoreyChemist
      @3rdStoreyChemist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I highly doubt you did.
      The video is about things not to say, so of course the reactions are OTT for views. So of course bartenders don’t behave like this, however if you spoke to bartenders they’d actually explain why these complaints and questions are inappropriate.
      Drink not strong enough: Can be illegal to serve overly strong drinks, quite likely an alcoholic used to poorly made drinks at home, possibly someone trying to ‘game’ the bar to pay less.
      Guys acting creepy: Lose customers. Women quickly leave when a drunk guy starts being hitting on them.
      Too much ice: This can be reasonable one. However the thing with ice is it reduces the taste of ethanol in your drink. So if a cocktail arrives with it, it’s intended that way. It’s another sign is a possible alcoholic who is more used to less ice and higher measures at home.
      Asking if the bar is good at something is just profoundly stupid. Something only Americans do.
      Most people aren’t like this though and most are happy to listen to the expertise of professional bartenders. But no ones going to kick off at you for these things, just a polite word at first. But if a bartender has to have a polite word with you, every other staff member will quickly know and keep an eye on you.

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@3rdStoreyChemistAbout the ice thing: imagine getting an alcoholic drink but not wanting to taste the alcohol. I mean, that’s the whole point of it. If you don’t like it, get a mocktail

    • @3rdStoreyChemist
      @3rdStoreyChemist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@krystiankowalski7335 No it’s not. If you want to taste ethanol then no point bothering with any other flavour.
      As I said, it’s a useful indicator of an alcoholic, not someone with discerning tastebuds. If you’re going to try arguing this, you want want to look at AA or whatever the equivalent is in your country.
      Compare the cheapest vodka you can find to a respected brand. The difference is the taste of alcohol, non-alcoholics don’t like it all that much.

  • @JoeMama-ti5kd
    @JoeMama-ti5kd ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Our bartenders at the club better not be kicking customers out for wanting to get fucked up 😂

    • @sirderpsalot2081
      @sirderpsalot2081 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      A club is a very different environment from a bar lol

    • @jedidiah5515
      @jedidiah5515 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@sirderpsalot2081not really. They are both social spaces where there is an expectation people are drinking.

    • @emmamarkel8410
      @emmamarkel8410 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @jedidiah5515 Yeah true. But a bar and a club are different drinking environments, and there are also different types of bars. Party bars aren't much different than clubs, they might have the exception of a dj or have live music instead. A cocktail bar is one where you sit down and have a few cocktails at most, and enjoy a handcrafted drink.

  • @robertalbers5299
    @robertalbers5299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2505

    Customer: *breathes*
    Bartender: “GET OUT”

    • @nepo884
      @nepo884 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    • @TeeMcbee1
      @TeeMcbee1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Become a bartender you'll understand

    • @zekecooper6055
      @zekecooper6055 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​​@@TeeMcbee1 my dad was one he would kick any worker who acted like this to the customers and charge them double for ever sip they took of the stock

    • @TeeMcbee1
      @TeeMcbee1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zekecooper6055 Thatb was a different time and your dad is a different person. YOU be a bartender and you'll understand

    • @outrageddeer2101
      @outrageddeer2101 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@Troy Thurston OK so basic requests are to much for a bartender to do

  • @WVRLORD
    @WVRLORD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    I get a strong feeling this guy isn’t a bartender

  • @jonahbresler4317
    @jonahbresler4317 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    The last guy wasn’t even complaining. Didn’t ask you to fix anything at all.

    • @gropadooper8903
      @gropadooper8903 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you’re acting like this isn’t a skit performed by one dude. It’s a fucking joke

    • @hunhunhaha
      @hunhunhaha ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats a complaint. You ask for an espresso and complain about the size

    • @andrewi.crocker8675
      @andrewi.crocker8675 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hunhunhahaExcept the sizes are clearly displayed at the counter. You know bars and clubs specifically fill drinks more than 50% with ice in order to save costs? Many also water down their booze as well.

    • @andrewi.crocker8675
      @andrewi.crocker8675 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​​@@hunhunhahaIt's more like ordering a latte and getting made that 80% of the drink is str8 foam

    • @doversucks
      @doversucks 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah but it’s frank

  • @cartaphilus242
    @cartaphilus242 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    How dare a customer ask for a menu recommendation

    • @jordanyoung6604
      @jordanyoung6604 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Go to a dive bar alcoholic

    • @jordanyoung6604
      @jordanyoung6604 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or you could save money and people's time and drink at home

    • @nmellis6795
      @nmellis6795 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@jordanyoung6604 And you go to anger management with that unprompted hostility

    • @jordanyoung6604
      @jordanyoung6604 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nmellis6795 I know confrontation can be perceived as hostility when one isn't aware that one is an alcoholic, as it can be seen as an attack on them instead of the substance but I promise you, I hate the game not the player

    • @nmellis6795
      @nmellis6795 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jordanyoung6604 ...I can't tell if you're bad at trolling or if there's something genuinely wrong with you. Are you getting enough oxygen over there?

  • @redandblue1013
    @redandblue1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3412

    Oh come on man. “Do you make good cocktails here” just casual small talk. The man is asking about the menu and also maybe hoping you’ll recommend something

    • @kehtonhultquist5075
      @kehtonhultquist5075 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      Glad I’m not the only one who finds this guy ridiculous and cringy.

    • @hrodebertcoad9848
      @hrodebertcoad9848 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This dude is too far up his own ass for that though

    • @izzwhiz1767
      @izzwhiz1767 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah

    • @Magnetar_StarHeart
      @Magnetar_StarHeart ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I generally agree. Granted there are some nuances around this topic. Asking a competent person in a demaning way if they can competently do their job is bad form.
      Some people straight up can't though or dont care too. And may admit they might not make a good one. Simply a strong one. Cheers!

    • @TehKorwinMikke
      @TehKorwinMikke ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Just be a civilized, actually polite person and ask straight "what do you recommend?".

  • @danielboback653
    @danielboback653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2723

    This guys made me afraid to order a cocktail because I’m gonna be judged no matter what I say

    • @sanscestrucs
      @sanscestrucs ปีที่แล้ว +32

      For real

    • @suprtroopr1028
      @suprtroopr1028 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      The number one trick in any form or retail is to never reveal just how much you hate most customers. We all do, but the moment you talk about it, you instantly become petty.

    • @muddybasilisk7526
      @muddybasilisk7526 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FR

    • @Hug0Pro
      @Hug0Pro ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then dont order cocktails if u dont have valls. Scaredy cat.

    • @INDRA027_
      @INDRA027_ ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Bars don’t actually do this, he’s seemingly just complaining about his job lmao

  • @holdentudiks7123
    @holdentudiks7123 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Dude used to work at Starbucks and still has the attitude

  • @gladesucks7907
    @gladesucks7907 ปีที่แล้ว +1410

    How to never get tipped:

    • @alexanderhayward8505
      @alexanderhayward8505 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nah, the people he portrays in this video are terrible tippers anyway. In the industry there are just markers of recognition.

    • @bigbossadidoss8678
      @bigbossadidoss8678 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Tipping is a horrible thing anyway

    • @HorrorFactoryInc
      @HorrorFactoryInc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      facts!

    • @Plsrateeight
      @Plsrateeight 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@bigbossadidoss8678so do you not tip people?

    • @bigbossadidoss8678
      @bigbossadidoss8678 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Plsrateeight no, it’s a horrible practice. I’m so firmly against it that I don’t even want to be tipped myself

  • @imnotdoriannakamoto6245
    @imnotdoriannakamoto6245 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I’ve been a bartender for 8 years and have encountered every sort of customer. I can’t imagine ever behaving like this. He’s not even clever, just rude.

  • @kevinthiago413
    @kevinthiago413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18899

    Do your job without being pretentious, hard mode:

    • @FishAnvil
      @FishAnvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      You have clearly never worked in food service

    • @batsardcat3285
      @batsardcat3285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

      @@FishAnvil you serve things, you ain't much I work it too, not special

    • @FishAnvil
      @FishAnvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@batsardcat3285 food service includes every single other position that comes with making the food moron. Everyone from the Host to the Chef has to deal with the awful customers. And just to show you how little you actually know, I've never been a waiter, only a prep cook and a chef. How did you not know that?

    • @rimuru1873
      @rimuru1873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@batsardcat3285 if you mind me asking were do you work ? Cause a tacobell aint the same thing as a bar

    • @michaelwestmoreland2530
      @michaelwestmoreland2530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +719

      This guy's opinion of himself and his customers makes Trump look personable and modest.
      We get it. You don't like people. Get a job as a Park Ranger. Jesus.

  • @menu.config
    @menu.config ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This helps affirm my stance of never drinking alcohol to be as spiritually far from you as possible

    • @raypist5938
      @raypist5938 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      he made me get sober

  • @pitcherdude33
    @pitcherdude33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6339

    Ik it’s a joke but you work in the service industry sometimes people are just asking genuine questions

    • @KazamKazamKazam
      @KazamKazamKazam  2 ปีที่แล้ว +580

      I don’t mate. I just make youtube videos. 😂 😆 So I take “artistic liberties”? 🤷‍♂️

    • @joseph_p
      @joseph_p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +827

      @@KazamKazamKazam wait… you don’t actually bartend? Did you previously?

    • @DanteArisen
      @DanteArisen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KazamKazamKazam so you’re useless, noted.

    • @redactado266
      @redactado266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Bartender stolen valor

    • @KazamKazamKazam
      @KazamKazamKazam  2 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      @@joseph_p Oh yea, for years. Won some awards even with it. 😂 But the The “world changed” - so I went full time into creator/entrepreneur mode. 🤷‍♂️

  • @emilmullerv3519
    @emilmullerv3519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3073

    This dude is serving 12$ drinks and acting like any mild inconvenience at work is the worst thing that could ever happen to him

    • @user-ks1ze4io6b
      @user-ks1ze4io6b ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It should be the case unless you are admitting to livin in some back watered trash

    • @LP-ct9nk
      @LP-ct9nk ปีที่แล้ว

      Try working in the service industry with drunk customers on top of that. Those “minor inconveniences” start adding up real fast cuz customers are fucking stupid

    • @Robochipv8
      @Robochipv8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not every hour is happy hour ya drongo

    • @Ceaseless_Watcher
      @Ceaseless_Watcher ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He ain't getting the $12 Emil. Hence the videos.

    • @DGNR-fc7kf
      @DGNR-fc7kf ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@user-ks1ze4io6bIt's so weird how people immediately assume how your life is based off of a mild opinion

  • @modernlion2372
    @modernlion2372 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    With a single drink costing like $7, I can relate to cheapest and strongest. Sometimes it's about the wallet and not the drinking.

  • @FordyFwee43
    @FordyFwee43 ปีที่แล้ว +3229

    Things not to do in a bar:
    1. Dont be nice to bartenders

    • @biosaber585
      @biosaber585 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Difference between being nice and "you make good X" cause that's not nice its condescending. How would you like me coming to your job and saying you make good X here or you do good X here, its literally starting by assuming you're bad at what you do

    • @RajuMoorpani
      @RajuMoorpani ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@biosaber585 you could just as if X is made here

    • @biosaber585
      @biosaber585 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RajuMoorpani that's a totally different manner of speech and questioning than "you make good X here?" One is a question, the other is condescending

    • @HazeLmao
      @HazeLmao ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@biosaber585 i would be fine with it and if you asked if something was good i would give you my opinion on it. it’s not hard. even the place you work will have some items you don’t enjoy wow shocking i know. you don’t actually have to be a slave to your company and claim to enjoy everything.

    • @ItsAmeMARIO8897
      @ItsAmeMARIO8897 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@biosaber585 yes i'd be fine with someone asking me if I make good X, i'd give my opinion on it and be nice instead of being an asshole

  • @vipgamez6317
    @vipgamez6317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3384

    The first few shorts of this guy I watched were pretty funny but at this point he is just so salty it hurts to watch him. He genuinely seems like he hates his job and he complains about the weirdest smallest things. Sad

    • @Tze52
      @Tze52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You've never worked in the hospitality industry. Get off your high horse

    • @goonthegreat5346
      @goonthegreat5346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stfu it’s a skit

    • @izzwhiz1767
      @izzwhiz1767 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ikr

    • @wolacouska3698
      @wolacouska3698 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      That’s literally everyone in food service. Hatred is the only thing that gets you through it.

    • @craigmckenzie4967
      @craigmckenzie4967 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@wolacouska3698 idk man I know a lot of bartenders that love their job. Competent management and good pay go a long way.

  • @on_the_inverse_5193
    @on_the_inverse_5193 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    bro was fighting for his life on that lemon slice

    • @Pondboii-vr-
      @Pondboii-vr- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro ate the peel too

  • @Omni7600
    @Omni7600 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Things i'd do in this kind of a bar:
    1. Leave and never come back

  • @incineratedpoop
    @incineratedpoop ปีที่แล้ว +323

    So basically, “don’t say anything wrong or I’ll drink it.”

    • @eeveeutplays
      @eeveeutplays ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Which probably isn't even legal.

    • @teamofone1219
      @teamofone1219 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Know what you want, drink it, and gtfo.

    • @emmamarkel8410
      @emmamarkel8410 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a joke chill

    • @emmamarkel8410
      @emmamarkel8410 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@eeveeutplays it's probably legal, but it WILL get you fired at any bar worth going to.

    • @incineratedpoop
      @incineratedpoop 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@emmamarkel8410 yeah I was also joking

  • @deadking9914
    @deadking9914 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    Bro be filling the whole glass with ice and be mad at the customer for wanting the drink

    • @folou9199
      @folou9199 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      most drinks are like 4 ounces total, genuinely impressed that people don’t know that

    • @nickshane5985
      @nickshane5985 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@@folou9199 Maybe because the average American bar glass cup holds 10-12 ounces, leading one to belive that the drink should take up the entire cup. Always ask for light/no ice if you actually want your moneys worth of drink.

    • @Walpurgisnacht.
      @Walpurgisnacht. ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@nickshane5985
      That’s literally not how it works. If you truly want more mixer with your drinks, then sure do exactly what you say.

    • @dxdraiba7604
      @dxdraiba7604 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      A cocktail is a pre-determined amount of liquor mixer and flavours....he isnt going to change the recipe just because you want less ice....your drink is just gonna taste weird

    • @Walpurgisnacht.
      @Walpurgisnacht. ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dxdraiba7604
      100% facts.

  • @striderzeta5664
    @striderzeta5664 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This video is what this guy wishes his job was like when it's really just serving them what they ask for listening to every single complaint whilst keeping his mouth shut

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He gets bullied by the drunks and cries while editing these stupid skits.
      "T..take that! That's what I'd say if I weren't a coward."

    • @risingphoneixrot
      @risingphoneixrot 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@cat_city2009people saying shit like this are clearly projecting 😂

  • @louisknudsen2535
    @louisknudsen2535 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If I'm paying you to tend my bar and I catch you drinking customers' drinks because they said something you didn't like, I'm gonna fire you and make you refund those drinks out of pocket.

  • @stikbr5833
    @stikbr5833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6373

    And that folks, is how to get fired

    • @jesse123185
      @jesse123185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Eh it really depends on what type of place you're bartending at. At a place managed by a large corporation with a bible sized employee hanbook full of policies for sure. Family owned bar/restaurant/night club not so much. I've worked at both types they're totally different worlds. At some of the clubs i worked at there's loud music so it's hard to hear people are constantly getting in fights it's super crowded and there are long lines at the bars not putting up with any shit from the customer was required

    • @grouchypseudopod354
      @grouchypseudopod354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Often, but not at a bar that respects its employees. If you're a good worker, you deserve respect. Hell anyone deserves respect . Yes the video was petty and belittling, but that's not how any of us actually respond, it's how we'd like to. Service industry is a middle class job that is hard work. The way so many restaurants allow, and expect you to be a doormat 40 + hours a week is junk.

    • @djf1shm1nt9
      @djf1shm1nt9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@grouchypseudopod354 This comment right here 👏👏👏

    • @isumkitchens5329
      @isumkitchens5329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@grouchypseudopod354 it's true. I had a nervous breakdown at work 2 days ago bc I've been constantly stressed out for months.
      Literally haven't had any bad situations like that since I was very young, but that day was just so much I was sitting in the backroom literally shaking like a Chihuahua and trying not to cry because my manager was being sweet as hell and trying her hardest to help me calm down despite the fact that my emotions were extremely confused.

    • @grouchypseudopod354
      @grouchypseudopod354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@isumkitchens5329 I hope you're doing better, but yeah, it's a hard job to be a person in. So many of us work places where we can't ever break. I'm glad at the very least your manager was supportive.

  • @meis0597
    @meis0597 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Imagine walking into a bar to not get drunk

    • @LP-ct9nk
      @LP-ct9nk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pay for doubles, drink actual shots, or drink at home if you wanna get drunk then. Bars are legally required by states to pour a certain amount of alcohol per drink to prevent reckless drunks or liability issues. You will never get drunk at a bar unless you’re a lightweight, or willing to pay cash

    • @trashbrosinc2461
      @trashbrosinc2461 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LP-ct9nk tf kinda bars you go to where people don't get drunk sounds shitty also we have Uber,Lyft, taxis etc if you're gonna drive drunk that's on your stupidity

    • @robbomegavlkafenryka6158
      @robbomegavlkafenryka6158 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@LP-ct9nk most states have requirements on how much alcohol you have to put in a drink as a standard, but very few actually legally prohibit you from adding more per the request of the customer. This also doesn’t counter the point that not letting people get drunk in bars is dumb. Additional, if you need a chain of shots or doubles to get drunk, you are not a heavyweight, you’re just an alcoholic.

    • @LP-ct9nk
      @LP-ct9nk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robbomegavlkafenryka6158 All "legally prohibit you from adding more per the request of the customer" means is that they can increase the amount if you want it. It doesn't mean that you will not get charged for that extra amount. So if you were trying to prove something you didn't.
      Anyone who gets drunk off of one shot or drink ANYWHERE is a lightweight. That is 2-8 oz of alcohol depending on the drink. If you are getting drunk of of that alone you must either be a child or 60 pounds. The average person will need 2-4 drinks (of singles mind you) or a "chain" of 3 to 4 shots to start feeling tipsy/drunk which is nowhere close to alcoholic territory but nice hyperbole. People need to realize that the prices at their shitty dive bars are not reflective of bars in general once you get outside of that circle, and that outside places are always going to be focused on making a profit vs. if joe youtuber is mad because experiencing services outside is more expensive than staying at home

    • @Xippone2093
      @Xippone2093 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LP-ct9nk that’s like getting kicked out of McDonald’s for being to full

  • @zonarde
    @zonarde ปีที่แล้ว +12

    how can you be a bartender with no patience? when he gets actual bad customers does he follow them home and burn down their house while they’re asleep or how does he deal with that

  • @wolfhelm8078
    @wolfhelm8078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    How to say you have a superiority complex without saying you have a superiority complex

  • @kirex6661
    @kirex6661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I love how all his shorts are just him saying that doing and saying anything in a bar is a bad idea

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Half of these are legitimate complaints. Bartenders can be assholes

  • @robbomegavlkafenryka6158
    @robbomegavlkafenryka6158 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    So let me get this straight.
    Wanting a stronger drink, attempting and failing to flirt with girls in one of the few places where it’s supposed to be socially acceptable to attempt to flirt with girls, being new and not knowing the menu, complaining that you iced out their drink, and going to a bar with the purpose of getting drunk are all things you will refuse service over? Congratulations, you’ve officially defeated the point of going to a bar and/or having a bartender for everyone except forty year old cops who lost their wife and young child in a tragic car accident two years ago.

  • @taytawr3097
    @taytawr3097 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    Jesus you’d need to already be drunk just to not choke the shit outta this guy

    • @raypist5938
      @raypist5938 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lmaoooo

  • @ScrewBallTheAlien
    @ScrewBallTheAlien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1555

    I’m guilty of the “do you make x here” one. For some reason, I went to a string of bars that didn’t make White Russians. So when I asked at this one bar, the bartender looked genuinely flabbergasted.

    • @henatatorplays
      @henatatorplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      There's a difference between asking that and asking if they make "good" drinks there lol. Asking straightforwardly about the menu is normal.

    • @LordMaliscence
      @LordMaliscence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      White Russians are common. What's really rare is a black Russian.

    • @KingBobbito
      @KingBobbito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I used to do the same when I was younger, I live in the middle of nowhere and ran into a string of bars that didn't even have sweet vermouth (I'm a Manhattan/Rob Roy guy) and grew bitter.

    • @KittenCritters
      @KittenCritters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@saberswordsmen1 in what country does a white russian Have odd ingredients?

    • @KittenCritters
      @KittenCritters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@saberswordsmen1Try reading the question correctly. Every single bar in my country has milk available to make White Russians. It would be embarrasing for the business to not be able to make such a commonly ordered drink

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I love how people try to pretend that alcohol exists for any other reason than to get you drunk.

    • @redactado266
      @redactado266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I swear the people who like beer for the taste of it, are drunkards or madmen

    • @PM-xu2nq
      @PM-xu2nq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@redactado266 you gotta try good beer. I mean I am both a drunkard and a madman but there's some delicious fucking beer out there.

    • @nailedit2565
      @nailedit2565 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@redactado266 Hey, watch it pal, I'm both a drunkard AND a madman.

    • @MrJonezy541
      @MrJonezy541 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk, this seems to have an issue with people drinking to get drunk lmao.

    • @Frontline_view_kaiser
      @Frontline_view_kaiser ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NoOoOo
      It's to show how classy and cultured you are
      Look. I played 120$ on an apparatus that drops water into a drink that tastes like ass, so me and my low-middle class friends can enjoy a glass of watered down ass!

  • @giorgigogoladze4190
    @giorgigogoladze4190 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Customer: *breathes*
    Bartender: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @FATELESSXVX
    @FATELESSXVX ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bro if I'm getting charged $25 for 8oz of drink and only 2 oz of it is actually alcohol I am going to fucking complain about it being weak.

  • @TateMindset619
    @TateMindset619 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    *makes fun of his costumers to impress 12 year olds* “these people tip like shit”

    • @tictactimm
      @tictactimm ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Think you missed the joke

    • @sevdijehavziu3015
      @sevdijehavziu3015 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@tictactimm do explain, what is the joke
      Except complaining that people are assholes
      Because that's not a joke
      That's just life mate

    • @user-ey4cv2ju6v
      @user-ey4cv2ju6v ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tictactimmfunny how you don’t decide to reply back. It’s almost like there was no joke and you just said it as an excuse to pull it out of your ass

    • @tranidite
      @tranidite ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sevdije Havziu legit. Atleast if exagerate how much of asshats they are so the reaction seems appropriate in return.
      Or maybe like a build up into being a mega asshole.

    • @alexanderhayward8505
      @alexanderhayward8505 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure Tate tips well.

  • @gollumisahomie5671
    @gollumisahomie5671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Nah they right nobody wants to pay for ice

    • @FishAnvil
      @FishAnvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then just ask for no ice, you'll still get the same amount of liquid lmao.

    • @ModestMonkey
      @ModestMonkey ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But what all of y’all for some reason never understand is that because the liquor is the first thing that is poured into the drink, the amount of liquor will be the same regardless of how much ice is in the cup. If we didn’t fill the cup with ice, you would then be drinking a lukewarm cocktail that tastes likes pure mixer and no alcohol, which well, sucks

    • @bluforrestleaf
      @bluforrestleaf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This isnt starbucks you get what u pay for

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@FishAnvil
      Do you know how volume works dude?

    • @clashman7564
      @clashman7564 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nuttynutsnutstacheDo you know that ice won't be replaced by something else?

  • @kronoslives1261
    @kronoslives1261 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine buying a drink and making a comment just for the bar tender to drink it and steal your money

  • @Toxic42069
    @Toxic42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    The way he said this doesn't have enough alcohol in it was rude, but if you incorrectly mix a drink that I'm paying out the ass for then you're in the wrong.

    • @FishAnvil
      @FishAnvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He didn't make it incorrectly in the skit lmao.

    • @Toxic42069
      @Toxic42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@FishAnvil how in the world would you know? That's right you don't. It could have been perfect, but you have no way of knowing...

    • @Demonjazz420
      @Demonjazz420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Toxic42069 Because that would defeat the purpose of the joke.

    • @idahooo3253
      @idahooo3253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Demonjazz420 and what s the fucking joke? he is insulting someone because he ask for more alchool in his drink? like ok : haha he insulted someone. but what s the joke?

    • @Demonjazz420
      @Demonjazz420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@idahooo3253 You know it's like... Illegal to overserve someone alcohol right? You ever have someone pretend that they know what they're talking about and you just want to tell them to shut up? The joke is that this is the raw unfiltered Id that would allow you to actually say those things. It's observational humour about common scenarios that bartenders have to deal with on a regular basis. Like people asking for more alcohol in their drinks when you can't serve them that way.

  • @schubenwageninvictus691
    @schubenwageninvictus691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    *bartender drinks my drink* me: welp. I'm taking a bottle from the shelf

  • @bluntfaced5188
    @bluntfaced5188 ปีที่แล้ว

    “hey man, can i get a glass of water?”
    *gets kicked out*

  • @rodolfoprochenzo9568
    @rodolfoprochenzo9568 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frank is looking for love. Give him a hug.

  • @delishboy9248
    @delishboy9248 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "You put shit in my drink"
    * drinks it *
    "GEt oUt!"

  • @zenn7107
    @zenn7107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This guy swears he’s funny

    • @diarrobog3646
      @diarrobog3646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he is funny

    • @DanteArisen
      @DanteArisen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@diarrobog3646 well we can’t all have bad opinions.

    • @ZakkandtheJ
      @ZakkandtheJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He comes across as a knock off of Drew from Bistro Huddy except not he's funny, not charming ,and sucks at creating characters

  • @wrongtime9097
    @wrongtime9097 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How to scam yourself out of tips 101:

  • @Sensual_Tortoise
    @Sensual_Tortoise ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4 is a solid question, especially if the bar is dive-like.

  • @TheThegreenpi
    @TheThegreenpi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Don't go to hipster bars and you might get treated like a human by the bar tender

  • @karanjoshi2662
    @karanjoshi2662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    In franks defence, not everyone knows about cocktails and he looks like a man of work with lacking education so it's ok if he asks something stupid for a normal customer. That's just my two cents, everyone starts somewhere.

    • @batsardcat3285
      @batsardcat3285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thought the same

    • @grouchypseudopod354
      @grouchypseudopod354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It can be irritating after a long day, but it's a fair point

    • @thecolonel9857
      @thecolonel9857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That’s not stupid, I spend 12 dollars I don’t want ice

    • @luissera1296
      @luissera1296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thecolonel9857 can’t you just say “I don’t want any ice please” works in all the pubs I’ve ever been to.

    • @jaday2246
      @jaday2246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice profile pic

  • @wobblyfloppa
    @wobblyfloppa ปีที่แล้ว

    The “chhk chhhk goof” thing literally made my day

  • @thebased2969
    @thebased2969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    yes yes you're only allowed to order a drink in one way only no expressing yourself now or the bartender will be upset!

  • @asaldivar41
    @asaldivar41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What's wrong with just trying to get drunk?? Isn't that the point, why do you care what my budget is

    • @grubbygeorge2117
      @grubbygeorge2117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They want to suck money out of people. When you’re ordering the cheapest thing, the overly condescending bartenders will think you’re wasting their precious time

    • @Milonpepsi
      @Milonpepsi ปีที่แล้ว

      You become a nuisance you don't want drunk people ruining your bar and all they wanna do is just drink straight up alcholol for free

    • @JohnSheppard105
      @JohnSheppard105 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro people are literally at the bar to get drunk,if you dont want drunk people being a nuisance dont have a bar

  • @kyrabambach2805
    @kyrabambach2805 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hi, how are you?"
    "Get out."

  • @TechGuy.
    @TechGuy. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If they say "too much ice" take there cup back and give them a cup entirely of ice, not normal ice, just the drink as ice

  • @wolffanderson7629
    @wolffanderson7629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If I pay for a drink and I’m not bothering anyone I’ll say what I effing want. Just because I want more Vodka in my drink does not mean I’m there to get drunk. If you truly own a bar, remind me not to go there.

    • @Naomi_best_
      @Naomi_best_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, god forbid someone just go to a bar to get drunk?
      I still dont see what is wrong with that.
      Obviously not get completely shitfaced in public, but getting drunk is really kind of the point in drinking and going to a bar in the first place?

  • @gordonross3270
    @gordonross3270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    Can this guy stopping popping up please. He presents himself so pretentious and cringe.

    • @BigHighWarGodBandos
      @BigHighWarGodBandos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There is a option for that but you have to have atleast 1 level from the youtube heros thing they did a while back sorry :/

    • @gordonross3270
      @gordonross3270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@BigHighWarGodBandos I have no idea what you are talking about, but I hate it

    • @weeblesjeeblez
      @weeblesjeeblez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That’s the point, I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a character/satirization, you’re not SUPPOSED to like this

    • @gordonross3270
      @gordonross3270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@weeblesjeeblez not a good excuse. If you want to be a personality, you should be atleast somewhat relatable, this guy just seems like he would be fired immediately, and is a dick to people who don't deserve it and who he doesn't know.
      I don't go to bars, but his attitude supposedly showing how a mixologist acts, it doesn't make me want to.

    • @Freddrick
      @Freddrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bro just press don’t recommend channel and stop trying to sound smart

  • @omito1198
    @omito1198 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The bartender thinking hes a mixologist😂😂😂

  • @Justaperson5640
    @Justaperson5640 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Person:hi can i get a drink
    Him:drinks everything in the bar

  • @sashasguitarcovers5921
    @sashasguitarcovers5921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Man I’m tired of seeing bartenders who are sick of customers asking questions like these. If you can’t handle it then get a different job

  • @twistedfexer1949
    @twistedfexer1949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    While I understand this is satire and comical venting, to be fair, not all bartenders are equal.
    I ordered a whiskey sour at one bar and got, what I am almost certain, was whiskey and 7-Up.. 😑 (No, it wasn't busy, lol)

  • @jasonsoohoo5421
    @jasonsoohoo5421 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way he just ate the whole lemon 😂

  • @StarKnight619
    @StarKnight619 ปีที่แล้ว

    me at the bar - "Yeah can I get a Sprite"
    Everyone else- **death glare**
    "Right I'll show myself out"

  • @eltoast
    @eltoast ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I’ve gotten so many drinks at bars where they fill the whole thing up with mixer and add like 3 drops of liquor at the end. Call me a Karen but if you’re blatantly ripping me off, you’re gonna hear about it

    • @striker-zq1040
      @striker-zq1040 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      On the brightside, that's not every bar. Just good bars are hard to find

    • @MrBlock-qe7hi
      @MrBlock-qe7hi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      all drinks are a pre determined amount of alcohol if you got a issue with that stick to the beer

    • @striker-zq1040
      @striker-zq1040 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mr. Block also the fact that most places try to make at least 300% on every bottle they buy. So if a bottle is 60$, they gotta make at least 180$ from it. 60$ goes to buying a new bottle, 60$ goes to salary and 60$ goes to the place for paying bills and also owners need to make money. Some people just don't understand that.

    • @MrBlock-qe7hi
      @MrBlock-qe7hi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@striker-zq1040 very true ideally there’s only 2 reasons to go to a bar instead of drinking at home social reasons or you intend on ordering drinks you don’t feel confident in making yourself

    • @striker-zq1040
      @striker-zq1040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrBlock-qe7hi exactly, i have a shit ton of alcohol at my house, but i barely drink cause i don't enjoy drinking by myself. So i normally go to a bar for a drink or 2

  • @andrewmcdougall9298
    @andrewmcdougall9298 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great reason not to go out, stay home, stock your bar and have some fun!

  • @joeshlong9614
    @joeshlong9614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The amount of times I’ve seen bar tenders skimp on alcohol for mixed drinks is stupid.
    If it’s clearly lacking I’m calling you up on it

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@xerosereveracity88Or, and here's a crazy thought, bartenders should do their job and properly mix drinks? I know, it's shocking to suggest someone do their job, but that's what they should do!

    • @LP-ct9nk
      @LP-ct9nk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bartended are legally required to serve certain amounts of alcohol, before they have to make it a double and charge you accordingly (in NY it’s 2 oz of alcohol). This is due to safety rules and regulations, and to avoid liability issues of creating reckless drunks leaving the venue. If you’re going to a bar to get drunk, and don’t want to pay accordingly you’re doing it wrong

    • @xerosereveracity88
      @xerosereveracity88 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dingdawng the bartenders are doing their job, someone taught them that way and thats the way they’re doing it unless you can somehow prove to me other wise. I would suggest if you notice a bar mix less then what each cocktail and drink should have for alcohol then leave that bar. But if your goal is to get to a bar to get drunk just pregame at home and show up like most regular people. Now don’t try and say something like “well the bartender should know better” perhaps but most likely you might just be going to a bar where people just did the bare minimum to land the job as bartending isn’t a highly paying job aside from tips so they don’t care as much as they should.

    • @joeshlong9614
      @joeshlong9614 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LP-ct9nk I’m fully aware of that, I’m talking about when bartenders significantly reduce the amount of alcohol and up charge for it to try and take advantage of people who may not know better.
      It was never about getting drunk, it was always about getting a proper drink.
      And guys it’s not that big deal at the end of the day

  • @chanticleer0714
    @chanticleer0714 ปีที่แล้ว

    "too young for a Pokemon reference" 😂😂😂. .... And a little painfully true

  • @DolphinII_
    @DolphinII_ 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Yeah ill have a margarita on the rocks"
    "The fuck did you say to me?"

    • @KazamKazamKazam
      @KazamKazamKazam  14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Basically!
      haha. for fun though

  • @mrsealman538
    @mrsealman538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Dude really projects alot on here. I imagine he got his ass kicked quite a bit.

    • @Adnonnymous
      @Adnonnymous ปีที่แล้ว +4

      or maybe - just maybe - it's just a video and he doesn't actually act like this at all?

    • @mrsealman538
      @mrsealman538 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Adnonnymous He ain't gonna fuck you bro

    • @blitzwing870
      @blitzwing870 ปีที่แล้ว

      Need a tissue snowflake? I project you have never tried to hop a bar counter cause your ass would be out like a light b*tch

    • @filthy_peasant_the_one2134
      @filthy_peasant_the_one2134 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Adnonnymous it still portrays him in an extremely bad light, why make it?

    • @LP-ct9nk
      @LP-ct9nk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only people who are getting hurt by his situational comedy are either people who’ve never worked in the food/service industry in their life and/or are this type of customer so now their feelings are hurt. The actual humor itself is mild af and literally what every service/food/retail worked thinks when dealing with dumb customers

  • @robbirchwood8146
    @robbirchwood8146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When you work in the service industry but you have too much pride to be nice 😂

    • @LP-ct9nk
      @LP-ct9nk ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoooo me when I worked in retail 😂. Thank goodness I quit right before the pandemic hit cuz I wouldn’t be able to deal with covid and Karen’s simultaneously 💀

  • @mr_indie_fan
    @mr_indie_fan ปีที่แล้ว +9

    things to never say in an irish pub: anything that insults the irish.

  • @vnebula1419
    @vnebula1419 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I just finished eating ice cream out of that first mug

  • @charlesncharge6298
    @charlesncharge6298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    That's how you get mauled by some angry drunk dude.

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xerosereveracity88 If The bartender is acting like this security is gonna decide to go have a smoke break when he sees shit going down

    • @xerosereveracity88
      @xerosereveracity88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rurik_Luci i think the security guard would get fired then bro not doing his job, or didnt get someone to replace him. Dont matter if the bartender is an asshole still his job to do something about it.

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci ปีที่แล้ว

      @xerosereveracity88 it all depends on what they can figure out.
      Dude sees it out to get ugly but bartender is an ass he'll be getting a cig in. They can't really fault him if they can't prove it was done so shit could get ugly.

    • @xerosereveracity88
      @xerosereveracity88 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rurik_Luci well as i said should definitely make sure someone watches your spot before you disappear for a cig so if the guy gets hurt and the guy got no-one to cover for him then its back to the unemployment line for the security guard

    • @MasonGreenWeed
      @MasonGreenWeed ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@xerosereveracity88turn out drunk dude was local mafia and sent you sleep with fish

  • @matthewstout4579
    @matthewstout4579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I prefer the arguably funnier, but less well known, "I gotta race like a pisshorse"

    • @OXGC413
      @OXGC413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Risk like a pacehorse, more like it

    • @izabbee
      @izabbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s from Mrs. Doubtfire, a movie that Robin Williams is in

  • @maxihaas9895
    @maxihaas9895 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is just doing the arguments you are acting out in your head when taking a shower. The kinda shit that would never work in real life 😂

  • @kingpoxy2289
    @kingpoxy2289 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My guy asked for a coctail... a cocktail 😭

  • @stond
    @stond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In bars, the drinks are really made with very little alcohol and usually have way too much ice in them. Additionally, it doesn't matter what the customer says, you must always remain professional.

  • @nyororomeowelas1225
    @nyororomeowelas1225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    These, these are good fantasies. I’d be scared to come to your bar though.

  • @olivesav4816
    @olivesav4816 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man said $2 pint and didn’t even bat an eye

  • @jamesrichard5290
    @jamesrichard5290 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hey I know! I'll do everything The Bartender Hates You did 15 years ago but in TikTok format!"

  • @iwasliveful
    @iwasliveful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    If you can make instant coffee you can mix alcohol. Any bartender that acts like this isn't as good as they think.

    • @python1972
      @python1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah no shit. The tricky thing is having all the hundreds of dollars worth of alcohol being able to memorize all of the mixed drinks being ablw to make them in a quick and timely fashion, all the while also juggling meal orders and payments.
      And if you meet a bartender who doesn't act like this in private they're either drunk or getting paid a fuckton

    • @FishAnvil
      @FishAnvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@python1972 if you can show me any kind of person who works in food service that doesn't act just like how you described I want to meet them just so I can tip them well. That is some serious willpower to not get frustrated at customers.

    • @beauchandler3474
      @beauchandler3474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FishAnvil literally every waiter/waitress/bartender I’ve ever met isn’t this pretentious. Not even close they’re almost always very nice

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch the shoe Bar Rescue. You'd be unpleasantly suprised how many people CAN'T mix basic drinks, especially when there are lots of customers inside the bar

    • @Milonpepsi
      @Milonpepsi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SurprisinglyDeep Yep people think its easy when its really not that simple they never mixed a drink or been behind a bar and think its easy af especially when you have to be quick as shit and at the same time getting yelled at by the manager

  • @trent210
    @trent210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    How do you get someone to stop popping up in your feed? This guy is really annoying and I don’t want to see him anymore

    • @FishAnvil
      @FishAnvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have clearly never worked in food service before. And you use the button named after what you just described lmao.

    • @trent210
      @trent210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@FishAnvil yeah I haven’t. I don’t care what you think of me. Where is the button

    • @ZakkandtheJ
      @ZakkandtheJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He comes across as a knock off of Drew from Bistro Huddy except not he's funny, not charming ,and sucks at creating characters

    • @craigrandle6966
      @craigrandle6966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@FishAnvil finding this dude pretentious and cringe as shit has nothing to do with working in the service industry. He just reminds me of that one guy at every place that treated it as a special skill or something with customs that random patrons should be expected to know.
      I was bartender at night for extra money for a long time and I’ve never copped this smug attitude even once. People give me $5 on 2 drinks that took me like a minute to make like they can be as dumb as they want so long as they aren’t aggro.

    • @BigHighWarGodBandos
      @BigHighWarGodBandos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey shikamaru, there is a line of three dots,click than and it should bring up the option to not recomend this channel

  • @elimyrick-smith5106
    @elimyrick-smith5106 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is how to Speedrun getting fired from a bar lmfao

  • @TheInfiniteMag
    @TheInfiniteMag ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how this guy uses a lot of lines from Shameless it's nostalgic

  • @AndreJNick
    @AndreJNick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Every time I have ever accused a place of watering down their drinks it was completely justified. Once when I complained they assured me there were 5 shots in the drink. So I ordered a shot and found that with ice it was impossible to fit 5 shots in the glass. There are too many places tryna rip people off for you to pretend like ain't nobody justified in saying that a drink ain't strong enough

    • @sfasef1338
      @sfasef1338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Considering in most places, 5 shots is between 125 and 150ml, I highly doubt this.

    • @michaelwestmoreland2530
      @michaelwestmoreland2530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preach.

    • @djf1shm1nt9
      @djf1shm1nt9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude, ain't no bar ever serving anyone 5 shots of anything in one glass 😂 Even if you were the nicest person ever and asked, we wouldn't do that.
      If your bartender is telling you that, they definitely put less because you don't know how to order and probably would be one to get kicked out if they did give that much to you. That or you're drunk and are just being an asshole.
      Also, a shot is 1 oz or 30 mL. That makes 150 mL for 5 oz, which is 5 shots. If your drink couldn't even fill 5 shot glasses, that glass is small af lmao.

    • @djf1shm1nt9
      @djf1shm1nt9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelwestmoreland2530 you ever even work at a bar, dummy?

    • @AndreJNick
      @AndreJNick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@djf1shm1nt9 a shot/jigger, at least where I'm from is a standard 1.5 oz. It was my first drink of the night. The bar had been caught watering down their drinks in the past. You're forgetting that the glass was also filled with ice. There are drinks that have 5 or more different kinds of alcohol. And Not everywhere in the world is as stigmatic about alcohol as the place where you live seems to be. Don't talk out of your ass. Do better.

  • @celdricliamchua2109
    @celdricliamchua2109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "don't recommend channel" button looking fire rn

    • @cursedmailman3999
      @cursedmailman3999 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy shit thank you so much I didn't even know that was an option

  • @noodlesoup7986
    @noodlesoup7986 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man's a legend. He ate a lemon slice in 1 bite without dying

  • @The-Last-Word
    @The-Last-Word ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Them : it doesnt have enough alcohol
    Me: pours a bottle of isopropyl alc in their drink

  • @yee_its_roman2524
    @yee_its_roman2524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Adventures with the worst bartender

  • @iguy6571
    @iguy6571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I really don't like the bartender's attitude. Honestly, he comes off as a jerk.

    • @somenerd727
      @somenerd727 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea I feel like he mentally writes down every annoying thing each day and makes videos just to complain

    • @FishAnvil
      @FishAnvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have clearly never workes in food service

    • @iguy6571
      @iguy6571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FishAnvil you clearly never workes in spelling

    • @hughjerekson1428
      @hughjerekson1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FishAnvil you clearly has zero friends you’ve replied to like every comment on here, as someone who has worked in the service industry, this guy sucks

    • @michaelwestmoreland2530
      @michaelwestmoreland2530 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FishAnvil Spoken like someone who thinks 6 months of working food service somehow justifes being an actual twat.

  • @loganmargison1016
    @loganmargison1016 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I gotta p*ss like a racehorse" got me *DYIN*

  • @s.o.k.1393
    @s.o.k.1393 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please make a follow up video about how we can better work to appease you specifically, it's the most important thing in my whole life

  • @Nogu3
    @Nogu3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have to be honest, bartender for rough on 6 years now, perhaps its due to the creator being American so maybe different work culture but I've never met customers like this before at all.
    That said I work in Japan, and for the majority with the exception of drunk salarymen being a little too rowdy with the karaoke machine its very difficult to find customer of the bad flavour, or at least those who show it externally.

  • @therandomdude8121
    @therandomdude8121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If I ever start drinking I gotta make sure I never go to this dudes bar

  • @brandilucas1050
    @brandilucas1050 ปีที่แล้ว

    “That’s the most expensive I’ve out there”