Damn when I was in 8th grade like four or five years ago we had to do the same thing and I didn't listen to cc yet so I chose master of puppets and even with that song everyone thought I was crazy
Not sure if anyone else has said this, but, Read this like you did, to a room full of people , and the end result must surely be Slow clapping, single tears rolling slowly down faces, and spontaneous marriage proposals. I think "Sociopath Shitlist" by Alabama Thunderpussy Deserves the Metal Spoken Word Treatment
It certainly still brings about the desired effect when it comes to death metal lyrics/vocals. It's gross, it makes you cringe, the ol' "like a trainwreck" metaphor. Great job, I hope you keep going with these!
Wow! Those lyrics are insane! Can someone give me a short list of some other artists out there that have songs/lyrics similar to these guys? Someone down the comments mentioned "Autopsy", any others?
Devourment, specifically their first record 'Molesting the Decapitated.' I've been listening to death metal for nigh on 20 years and those are still some of the most stomach-churning lyrics I've ever read. Song titles like 'Fucked to Death' and 'Postmortal Coprophagia' are a good indication. Early Carcass is a good one too, though their lyrics are just as humorous as they are disgusting. Someone mentioned old Swedish death metal - you should check out Dismember - "Skin Her Alive" which almost got them banned from touring in the U.K., or something like that.
What's really disturbing (yet kind of funny) is that Barnes's approach to his subject matter almost *does* read like incredibly fucked-up poetry at times. Like something a smart but really disturbed college freshman would write.
Still a better story than Twilight.
***** Metal as balls bro.
Bahaasa
Dude doesn't even compare.
Strangely poetic in a weird, fucked up kind of way.
+Alex Ritter It's weird how a lot of these seem rather poetic and artistic despite the subject matter.
i love your avatar
Chris Barnes is a sick man lol I used to bump this when I was 14
Ain't we all?
I’m bumping it at 15
im bumping it still at 31
this was the first cannibal corpse song i'd ever heard and i fucking loved it, this makes it 100x better
I have a request: 'Raped By Elephants' by Torsofuck
Yes, that would be enthralling!
Yes, yes, yes!!!
you guys might know this, but yeah. . .it's up now!
already done man!! dig it!
1:16 "Her blood wet poosy" xD
+Peekatew - His Scottish accent does poke through at times. :-)
Lmao
Poosy plz booss?
I would adore it if you did Necropedophile. These are the highlights of my days.
Nice! Reminds me when back in high school we were asked to recite a song or poem to the class - I did 'Shredded Humans' - classic!
I would have given you an A+.
Damn when I was in 8th grade like four or five years ago we had to do the same thing and I didn't listen to cc yet so I chose master of puppets and even with that song everyone thought I was crazy
Haha, I recited Disfigured in my English class in high school.
just classic mate
I tried doing math while listening to this. Couldn't quite get there.
I read it "I tried doing meth..." and was quite confused
2+2=Bleeding vagina
This shit is so classy i need a second monocle
You need to make a comeback. These are too great to not make more.
FUCKING HILARIOUS ! This man should be hired in Children's libraries to read to children !
Napalm Death - You suffer ;)
but why?
RAAR
*Doowahah!!*
better still, 'The Misinterpretation Of Silence And Its Disastrous Consequences' by Type O Negative !
How long would the video be? 23 seconds?
PLEASE DO SUBMERGED IN BOILING FLESH!
The lyrics to that song actually shook me at first.
Back when Cannibal Corpse had a fantastic vocalist and lyricist. Chris Barnes is the only Cannibal Corpse
Just as far as imagery goes and through the viewpoint of a sadistic killer, this is actually well written IMO
what im most amazed about is the fact that noone is saying anything bad about the song lol
What's bad about the song? It's an all time classic.
It's the most wholesome song out there.
An eloquent masterpiece
I now have a huge following at church because My Grandmother had spoken these lyrical words that I wrote down for Her!
So beautiful I cried for joy and l was throwing up afterwards lol
Do Necropedophile?
mate, that song's too fucked up even for me; I'm THE most un-PC person alive !
Serene Chaos UK it’s very fucked up you’re right holy shit 😂
@@serenechaosuk4682 “Your dead child, I defile. Necropedophile.”
@@AzazelFox yeah, that would be funny !
I'm so happy to stumble upon this.... Seriously made my day. Too fer funny
Why is this not more popular??
Cuz people is poosy
Hilarious, genious and beutiful. This is the kind of art that will NEVER be apprechiated (by any majority).
"...powerful stuff..."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CC have got some of the best lyrics around, but you should try something from the first 2 albums of Cryptopsy for this spoken word thing
+ansiaaa - "Defenestration," "Pathological Frolic," "Dead and Dripping," "Benedictine Convulsions," "Phobophile"... So many possibilities!
Open face surgery
I think that this song is ten times more romantic than Forever by KISS.
Why am I now just discovering this channel? This is great!
Now that I know the lyrics I realize how messed up this song is xD
Kevin McGeehan the title of the song didn't give it away? Lmao.
Not sure if anyone else has said this, but, Read this like you did, to a room full of people , and the end result must surely be Slow clapping, single tears rolling slowly down faces, and spontaneous marriage proposals. I think "Sociopath Shitlist" by Alabama Thunderpussy Deserves the Metal Spoken Word Treatment
It certainly still brings about the desired effect when it comes to death metal lyrics/vocals. It's gross, it makes you cringe, the ol' "like a trainwreck" metaphor. Great job, I hope you keep going with these!
What a lovely sonnet.
Maybe you should try reading "torn from the womb" by Infant annihilator. Whoever wrote that must be insane.
I BEG you, please make some new episodes of Metal Spoken Word!!!
2:43 when you worked a 12 hour shift and had no restroom break 💩
I would not be able to read that shit with a straight face. You're awesome lol.
This made my day!!
That's awesome! Instantly got my subscription
You should totally do God Gives Head In Heaven by Aeon!!
Please do Blood In The Ink by The Black Dahlia Murder :)
It is a song about a man with no turning back.
Holy shit this is awesome... I Just discover this stuff.. Outstanding
how the fuck did i get here
I'd love to hear a spoken word version of 'Painkiller' by Judas Priest.
Too soft for this
It's an actual song.....but it is spoken...I love you Delaney(:
Love it! Can you please do Devourments Babykiller?
The song in the background kinda kills it
Martin Castillo Zarathrustra fits this perfectly imo, haha
I really did enjoy that. Thankyou.
Magnificent!!! ... May I suggest Bloodbath - Eaten???
BIG C!! I wondered what you were up to these days
I freaking love this!
oh man i love that song
WE NEED MORE
Pure platinum awesome!
You should do Slayer's "Angel of Death", Mayhem's "Chainsaw Gutsfuck", N.W.A.'s "Fuck tha Police", and Megadeth's "Mechanix".
do frantic disembowelment by cannibal corpse
I was just going to say the same thing!
I fucking love that guy!
Cannibal Corpse has lyrics? I always just heard grunts.
I love this song!!!
very funny! would you please read Carcass's "pedigree butchery"?
man, 50 shades of gray really upped itself
THat was beautiful.
thiS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD
Biggest lol I've had in a long time.
Heavy Duty by Spinal Tap in the beginning of the vid :)
Honestly I think a Nile song would be really cool.
CC already writing stuff for a new album
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' !!!
So it is written.. so it shall be
GORGEOUS I love your videos! :)
Wow! Those lyrics are insane! Can someone give me a short list of some other artists out there that have songs/lyrics similar to these guys? Someone down the comments mentioned "Autopsy", any others?
+J Williams Bloodbath(before all the original members left), Entrails, Entombed, a lot of oldschool swedish death metal bands have lyrics like this.
I didnt know that, thanks for the info!
J Williams happy to help
Possessed and Dying Fetus too.
Devourment, specifically their first record 'Molesting the Decapitated.' I've been listening to death metal for nigh on 20 years and those are still some of the most stomach-churning lyrics I've ever read. Song titles like 'Fucked to Death' and 'Postmortal Coprophagia' are a good indication.
Early Carcass is a good one too, though their lyrics are just as humorous as they are disgusting.
Someone mentioned old Swedish death metal - you should check out Dismember - "Skin Her Alive" which almost got them banned from touring in the U.K., or something like that.
This channel is fucking genius!!
Right on
someone beat me to this god damnit
BEST POEM EVER
i fucking love this
I have a request for "Regurgitated Guts" by Death
I wonder has a band done a song on concrete enemas
It seems to me like it would be harder to remember these lyrics than to write them in the first place.
That was beautiful 🤣
You should do some old Whitechapel songs or "Terror Starts at Home" by Benath The Sky
thanks
*clap** clap*
beautiful
You should do some profantica songs
GG Allin
What is the name of the background music? :D
Shakespeare has nothing on Mr. Barnes
That is disturbing! Can you consider reading skin coffin by psycroptic?
Man, my kids are going to think im one fucked up dude if they find out I watch this shit lol
soundtrack!!! Merci bien)))
hahaah i rolled down on the floor of lughting :D :D
What is the name of the song in the background?
2001 space oddessy
Thank you :)
A R T
we gotta get some gorgasm lyrics here
Beautiful :.D
Perfect song to make love to, such a romantic instrumental with heartfelt lyrics.
Why wouldn't you put the whole song name in the title?
what the legitimate fuck...... i love death metal. this song needs to be played it a church :)
Do Necropedophile!
You are the fucking best
What's really disturbing (yet kind of funny) is that Barnes's approach to his subject matter almost *does* read like incredibly fucked-up poetry at times. Like something a smart but really disturbed college freshman would write.
BRUTAL! :)