Patrick:i wanna be steely dan Spongbob:what makes you think your steely dan???? Patrick:because im always steely *jotaro pops out of no were and stardust crusaders play* Jotaro:witch one of you is steely dan!?!?!?!
Dang ol' Joesterr's dang ol' stand man lemme tell ya wha' Imma shoot my dang ol' magic stand gun tell y'what man dang ol bulllet's changin' dang direction man, y'neva seen this dang ol shit
Alexandre Henrique I just wondered, why didn't Hol Horse try to partner up with Mariah. Her Stand can make people magnetic, he can shoot people with bullets. No more missing! (because apparently that's possible for him even though he can control their trajectory. Seriously, he needs to work with his aim)
i don't believe that the emperor's bullets are magnetic, however. he says himself that even his bullets are part of his stand although i may be entirely wrong
+Some Musty Kid Hol horse: Is Emperor an instrument? DIO: No Hol Horse Emperor is not an instrument. Hol Horse: *raises hand* DIO: Hanged Man is not an instrument either.
+Kokara1352 DIO: Let's Try Sucking blood in rhythm. Now I want everyone to Pull their stands out in straight rows of 5. Koichi: Is this the part where we start writing? DIO: No, Koichi. That's for Part 4. Rohan: Writing? I Wanna do some Writing!! *Attacks Kira, Writes on his face*
POP QUIZ! Is Hol Horse's Stand named... A. The Emperor B: The Dukes of Hazzard C. Dolly Parton D. Walker, Texas Ranger Or E. Propane and Propane Accessories?
Ironically, Hol Horses ability is probably the secon most practical out of all the stands in terms of Assassination. Considering the bullet goes wherever you want it to go in a certain radius and is unseen by most people. And yet in Hol Horses hands...well...theres a reason his OST is Comedy music...
Yh, Emperor is actually way better than Sex Pistols. The bullets and gun are visible to everyone, forced to use a vintage six shooter to work best, limited ammunition, takes a sec or two to reload, the stand can be killed and reflect on the user, plus ordinary bullets that a lot of stand users can defend against. Emperor is better in every way. The gun and bullets are invisible to normal people, can change the direction FREELY(unlike Sex who needs to position themselves specifically), unlimited ammo and no need to reload, more destructive power due to it being a stand(literally gashed and knocked out Advol from a GRAZE). Crazy how a Part 3 stand is WAY stronger than it's Part 5 successor.
Part 7 mc stand: Can shoot fingernails as bullets. Can shoot self to teleport, can wield homing bullets, requires very difficult ball throwing to use final form. Part 3 mc stand: Can punch things. Can stop time. Can punch things in stopped time.
Part 1 mc: Literally magic sunlight punches Part 2 mc: Magic sunlight tools and *GETTING OUTPLAYED* Part 3 mc: Punch them really really fast and really really hard 1 Ft. DA WORLD Part 4 mc: Punch them really really fast and really really hard 2 Ft. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT Part 5 mc: Punch them really really fast and really really hard 3 Ft. UNDO BUTTON part 6 mc: Punch them really really fast and really really hard 4: Ft. ACTUALLY SPIDERMAN part 7 mc: *IT WOULD REALLY HELP INGROWN NAILS* Ft .Punch them really really fast and really really hard part 8 mc: Literally soap that steals stuff.
It is my firm belief that the composers did not come up with this themselves. Instead, they paid an old, bearded, overalls-wearing, toothless man to go crazy on the banjo. This was the result.
Luigi's chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Mario's stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Luigi to stop being so fucking racist.
Sounds like something you'd hear in King of The Hill. Like this would play during like a montage scene with Hank and his boys mowing grass or some shit lol
"Pop Quiz! Is Hol Horse's stands name: A) The Emperor B) Dukes of Hazzard C) Dolly Parton D) Walker: Texas Ranger or E) Propane and Propane Accessories" Thank you, Antfish. Your series made the comment's section of all Jojo's Bizarre Adventure videos more enjoyable
I was playing Story and then the fight against Hol Horse came. I normally doesn’t listen to the music but then I heard this banger and I immediately knew this was Hol Horse theme
DIO: "Hol Horse, tell me - is that your real name?" Hol: "No, Mr. DIO, it's a nickname." DIO: "Fascinating... is that because if I ask you *nicely* enough... *you'll let me take a ride?* " Hol: "No, Mr. DIO, it's because I really like horses."
Stand user: Hank Hill Stand: Strickland The ability to sense anyone and anything's propane needs,when tanks are empty without even looking at them,and for the problematic customer or competition,can summon propane around him and light it
Steel guitars on point So is that dobro (For those who don't know, a dobro is a acoustic guitar made with a square neck instead of a cylindrical one.... This is done to make it easier to do slide motions on, as well as play on you lap.)
"What are you gonna shoot out of that gun? Dio's money?"
"Uh, bullets more likely."
*bang*
"oops..."
+Nielspiels BONJOUR MR HORSE
Glitch MC "I know what you're here for! You're a BAD GUY!!! Here to kill me and my friends!
+EpicPieFace "How'd you figure that-"
+Nielspiels "Why you're smoking a *cigarette* of course! Smoking is *very bad*!"
The Emperor Requiem is probably just a gigantic rocket launcher.
i mean if he can control the rocket then we're fucked
Pretty much.
Emperor requiem is just another Hol Horse with another emperor so he never has to work alone.
Dead Zone How do you stab emperor with the arrow tho
Emperor requiem is just *TWO PISTOLS*
The one Eyes of Heaven theme that isn't full of electric guitars and it's a fucking Spongebob track.
Giorno's theme, Weather's theme...
Patrick:i wanna be steely dan
Spongbob:what makes you think your steely dan????
Patrick:because im always steely
*jotaro pops out of no were and stardust crusaders play*
Jotaro:witch one of you is steely dan!?!?!?!
Maybe it's because of the way he's dressed.
I call this one the Dio-sama song
Now imagine the potential themes of the Oingo Boingo Brothers were in this game XD
written and performed by hol horse
[spoons rattling]
*Breaths*
BOY!!
bazz RASHIN FRASHIN BREAKDANCER
_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEOEOEOEEOEOEOEOOEEOEOEOEOEOEEEEEE_
@@josukehigashikata842
He's stopping, he's stopping!
I know it’s been 5 years but holy shit this comment broke me
Megyan: Hol Horse and J Geil
This: Hol Horse and Boingo
+Cskye "My predictions are 100% correct, yes!"
Hol Horse : :I pls
Cskye Heritage for The Future:Hol Horse, J Geil and Boingo
Megyan: Hol Horse in ASB and EOH
This: Hol Horse in HFTF
@@fetal.beetle07734 Hol Horse in HFTF is considered OP in the community (by some people)
He is very hated because of his spamminess
Dang ol' Joesterr's dang ol' stand man lemme tell ya wha' Imma shoot my dang ol' magic stand gun tell y'what man dang ol bulllet's changin' dang direction man, y'neva seen this dang ol shit
you. i like you.
+Meower Maneki
Dis here's mah stand I tell ya wha', call'd it Propane an' Propane Accesories .
Bwaahahaha.
+The Drunken Coward [Blues in Dallas]
+The Drunken Coward That Boingo boy ain't right, tell you hwat,
+Meower Maneki I love you
YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL THE PURE YEEHAW RADIATING OFF THIS.
You got all the characters in this game having M E N A C I N G themes. And then you have Hol Horse.
you could say he's
horsing around
at least he had a cool one in HFTF
@@orisheretohelp oh my gosbcknskc
Don't forget Jo8suke's theme and Polnareff's regular JoJo theme
Your profile is a walking contradiction like doppio
The sad thing is I live in Texas, and this is damn close to actual music found in numerous events and restaurants
Cosplaybuddygiraffes same
also from texas, can confirm.
Same here
I think you mean 'glad thing'
Same here. And I fuckin love it.
I find it amazing that Hol Horse has unique dialogue for pretty much all of the female characters.
Hol Horse is always polite to the ladies
A gentleman. Even when he kicks them in the neck!
Alexandre Henrique I just wondered, why didn't Hol Horse try to partner up with Mariah. Her Stand can make people magnetic, he can shoot people with bullets. No more missing! (because apparently that's possible for him even though he can control their trajectory. Seriously, he needs to work with his aim)
i don't believe that the emperor's bullets are magnetic, however. he says himself that even his bullets are part of his stand although i may be entirely wrong
He is a gentlemen himself who respects wahmen
Shit's straight outta Spongebob.
+Some Musty Kid Art thou feeling it now, Joestars?
+Some Musty Kid Caesar and Joseph playing bubbles in the background
+Some Musty Kid
Hol horse: Is Emperor an instrument?
DIO: No Hol Horse Emperor is not an instrument.
Hol Horse: *raises hand*
DIO: Hanged Man is not an instrument either.
+Kokara1352
DIO: Let's Try Sucking blood in rhythm. Now I want everyone to Pull their stands out in straight rows of 5.
Koichi: Is this the part where we start writing?
DIO: No, Koichi. That's for Part 4.
Rohan: Writing? I Wanna do some Writing!! *Attacks Kira, Writes on his face*
+Kuramochi Youichi
Joseph: BRING IT AROOOUUUUND TOOOOOWN! LAND ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT, DON'T FORGET IT!
this is the best theme in the entire game
Entire Horse**
It's just generic banjo music
Still great though
This sounds less like a battle theme and more like a tune you'd hear during a comedic chase.
Fighting Hol Horse IS a comedic chase!
One of the story mode battles felt like a comedic chase because of his weird AI, where he would run then shield then run.
Yeah, like something you'd hear in Scooby Doo when the gang is being chased by a monster in a western-like setting.
@@kirstenonic05 that battle was legit one of the most fun things in the game. The theme playing while Hol Horse was running was perfect!
funny thing, if you restrict Hol Horse from using skills in that story battle he will legit do NOTHING but run away
"Well, shucks. That reminds me of a joke I made! You know you're dead......when you're not breathin'."
+MrAuthor3DS God bless this man and his eighteen bloodhounds
Hol Horse talking to Jonathan Joestar
welp
+Carlos Muñoz Bastias always too soon
+Ricardo Quezada And his Brother/Cousin with 2 right hands who likess to fuck racoons
Jojo abridged???
You could fight every villain in Jojo with Hol Horse’s theme and the intimidation is SIGNIFICANTLY lowered
POP QUIZ!
Is Hol Horse's Stand named...
A. The Emperor
B: The Dukes of Hazzard
C. Dolly Parton
D. Walker, Texas Ranger
Or E. Propane and Propane Accessories?
I pick letter E.
Actually, it's called Propane Nightmares.
"Mah Stand's name is Emperor. I was gonna call it "Dukes of Hazzard", but then I remembered one of mah eighteen bloodhounds is called that."
E:The sentry
Spongebob Background Music
I thought his ASB theme couldn't be beat...
You know. I thought that too.
Until I heard this.
Heritage for the future anyone?
and you thought right tbh
+MrConnman123 Heritage was the best theme
Agreed, Heritage was his best theme.
THE WHOLE HORSE
THE ENTIRE HORSE
THE FULL EQUESTRIAN
+The Lovely Bison THE COMPLETE EQUINE
+The Lovely Bison 100% stallion
NINETY-NINE POINT NINE PERCENT EQUINE ANIMAL
The entire stallion
The first time I heard this song in-game, I started cracking up so hard. This theme fits Hol Horse so well. I love it.
Ironically, Hol Horses ability is probably the secon most practical out of all the stands in terms of Assassination. Considering the bullet goes wherever you want it to go in a certain radius and is unseen by most people. And yet in Hol Horses hands...well...theres a reason his OST is Comedy music...
Hah...second...
Yh, Emperor is actually way better than Sex Pistols. The bullets and gun are visible to everyone, forced to use a vintage six shooter to work best, limited ammunition, takes a sec or two to reload, the stand can be killed and reflect on the user, plus ordinary bullets that a lot of stand users can defend against. Emperor is better in every way. The gun and bullets are invisible to normal people, can change the direction FREELY(unlike Sex who needs to position themselves specifically), unlimited ammo and no need to reload, more destructive power due to it being a stand(literally gashed and knocked out Advol from a GRAZE). Crazy how a Part 3 stand is WAY stronger than it's Part 5 successor.
Woody, McCree, say hello to your ancestor
the trivia for hol horse says that this is based off of spongebobs theme
Bro what the fudge is the Josuke and Hol Horse team up going to be like
100% all natural horse
"I don't know which right allows me to carry a gun but gosh darn I'm gonna remove all your rights with this here aforementioned gun"
Perfection doesn't exi--
This is so oddly wholesome
You mean Holsome?
Stardust Crusaders Hol Horse: I GOTTA SCRAM!
Crazy Diamond's Demonic Heartbreak Hol Horse: YOU YEED YER LAST HAW, PARDNER!
ill have to admit, only 5 seconds in and im already cackling
When I fought Hol Horse in the story mode during the Part 2 segment and this song played, I laughed my ass off because it was perfect for him
Out of all possibilities, his stand is a fucking gun. *A FUCKING GUN!*
And happens to be one of the very few inanimate object stands from part 3 that non stand users can’t see
it has aimbot, infinite ammos, no reload, and sort of no recoil.
The Whole Horse
The Shore Whelo
The Entire Equine
The Full Stallion
The Complete Pony
Every last inch of the creature with four legs and a face some would humorously refer to as “long” in the context of a certain joke.
*CONFEDERACY INTENSIFIES*
Hol horse squarepants
McCree mains probably blast this on repeat
I love how 『The Emporer』 is just floating behind Hol horse, Yes the entire horse
Fittingly enough, this theme DOES sounds like it belongs in SpongeBob like everyone says.
Are you feeling it now polneraff?
99% of the roster: Hard rock and metal
Hol Horse: Just fucking square dancing
"RASSAFRASSIN JOESTARS!"
I T' S H I G H N O O N.
*laughs in Spongebob*
Are you telling me McCree is a Hol Horse and Jotaro fusion
Any cowboy: *exists*
OW niggas:
*ItS HiGh NoN*
@@shori8438 do you have the n word pass?
Stand name:hol horse
Stand user:emperor
Wait...
Everyone else’s theme: *epic guitar music*
Hol Horse:
I now believe that Hol Horse should of joined the Crusaders instead of Avdol returning thanks to this theme
''dirty dan and pinhead larry'' ahh song
the whole horse
The entire theme is telling me
Hold your Horses Pal
You mean Hol your Horses pal
Part 7 mc stand:
Can shoot fingernails as bullets. Can shoot self to teleport, can wield homing bullets, requires very difficult ball throwing to use final form.
Part 3 mc stand:
Can punch things. Can stop time.
Can punch things in stopped time.
Part 1 mc: Literally magic sunlight punches
Part 2 mc: Magic sunlight tools and *GETTING OUTPLAYED*
Part 3 mc: Punch them really really fast and really really hard 1 Ft. DA WORLD
Part 4 mc: Punch them really really fast and really really hard 2 Ft. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
Part 5 mc: Punch them really really fast and really really hard 3 Ft. UNDO BUTTON
part 6 mc: Punch them really really fast and really really hard 4: Ft. ACTUALLY SPIDERMAN
part 7 mc: *IT WOULD REALLY HELP INGROWN NAILS* Ft .Punch them really really fast and really really hard
part 8 mc: Literally soap that steals stuff.
It was a joke based on the fact that stand abilities are starting to get more and more complex.
"Megyan' is stll my favourite, but this one is very good too!
hol horse: oi polnareff can i borrow your anime theme a bit?
polnareff: ok
Them city slickers think they know real music but havent heard this.
Hol Horse was sent to another dimension by Funny Valentine to locate powerful stand users to acquire the corpse parts
Bonjour, Mister Horse!
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
- Man shot by Nonexistent Bullets moments later
I can't believe we got to see a sneak peek of an SBR character this early
"For his neutral special, Hol Horse wields a GUN."
It is my firm belief that the composers did not come up with this themselves. Instead, they paid an old, bearded, overalls-wearing, toothless man to go crazy on the banjo. This was the result.
This theme makes me want to ride a horse out into the open countryside and celebrate the recent harvest with a family of farmers.
STANDO NAME:
[A FUCKING GUN]
We ain't talking half the horse here, this isn't even 3 quarters of the horse, this is the whole f*cking horse!
I, Hol Horse, have a banjo.
Sir!
i lives inside the mirror, FIRE!
+Arie Revoltia AYE AYE, SIR!
+Ismail Abd Khalil
WE ARE THE INVINCIBLE DUO!
Arie Kazami421 *one ded Avdol*
Luigi's chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Mario's stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Luigi to stop being so fucking racist.
Hol Horse Squarepants and P. Geil are the best duo!
Who lives in a pneapple under the sea.
HOL HORSE
I'm from Texas and I can say that this is 100 percent music for a car dealership ad
Sounds like something you'd hear in King of The Hill. Like this would play during like a montage scene with Hank and his boys mowing grass or some shit lol
*fighting hol horse be like*
“DONT YOU RUN FROM ME LITTLE NIGGA!!”
"Pop Quiz! Is Hol Horse's stands name:
A) The Emperor
B) Dukes of Hazzard
C) Dolly Parton
D) Walker: Texas Ranger
or E) Propane and Propane Accessories"
Thank you, Antfish. Your series made the comment's section of all Jojo's Bizarre Adventure videos more enjoyable
+Ricardo Quezada I'd really REALLY love if there was someone in the JoJoverse whose Stand's name is "Propane and Propane Accessories"
@@XG417 That would be fucking funny
*PREPARE FOR MY STAND, RISE PROPANE AND PROPANE EQUIPMENTS!*
I was playing Story and then the fight against Hol Horse came.
I normally doesn’t listen to the music but then I heard this banger and I immediately knew this was Hol Horse theme
0:57 those noises reminds me Oingo Boingo
Wait up guys, you really need to hol your horses!
DIO: "Hol Horse, tell me - is that your real name?"
Hol: "No, Mr. DIO, it's a nickname."
DIO: "Fascinating... is that because if I ask you *nicely* enough... *you'll let me take a ride?* "
Hol: "No, Mr. DIO, it's because I really like horses."
Why does this seem so accurate?
My favourite jojo is yeehaw pony and his stand
Gun
Now he's a real COW BOY
The gun is mightier than the sword~ such a genius quote!
*"And that's how Spongebob became a Stand User."*
ごめんスポンジボブで使われてそうな音楽だなぁと思った。
FOr some reason Hol Horse in the story kept running away so I, as Trish kept trapping him and punching him while he kept guarding
Of course the biggest irony is that Hol Horse's accent isn't southern in the official dub, yet everything else about him just screams "cowboy".
This just screams “yee.”
Stand user: Hank Hill
Stand: Strickland
The ability to sense anyone and anything's propane needs,when tanks are empty without even looking at them,and for the problematic customer or competition,can summon propane around him and light it
We got so many rock and electric themes, theme we have... whole horse
Chariot, Sappin' ma Emperor
I always wondered, why was a cowboy in India?
It's Jojo. By those standards a cowboy in India is regular stuff.
he's a hired mercenary dio sent after the crusaders, same reason why polnareff was in hong kong, and why devo who's native american was in singapore.
Space Adventure Cobra's MC inspired 2 characters:
- Hol Horse
- Dante from DMC
texas came outta the screen, and slapped me in the face. beautiful.
More than a hol horse theme it makes me think of something like a farming game.
The entire horse, unbelievable
....I honestly don't know what I expected.
"I'll Shoot you so faster than you will sense a stab in your back"
-Hol Horse
I remember fighting this boss he always run away like in The anime but it’s a cool touch
This is the perfect driving through the dusty road kind of music
The Horse, the Hol Horse, and nothing but the Horse.
1/4 horse,
2/4 horse,
3/4 horse,
And finally,
All Horse
I was laughing my A$$ off when i heard his music during the fight at the island from part 2
Most battle themes of this game are intense rock pieces and then there's this guy.
Steel guitars on point
So is that dobro
(For those who don't know, a dobro is a acoustic guitar made with a square neck instead of a cylindrical one.... This is done to make it easier to do slide motions on, as well as play on you lap.)