The Spoony - Beastmaster [RUS sub]

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  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That ferret was a serious champion who went out like a true warrior. Much respect little buddy.

  • @PanzerMold
    @PanzerMold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Rest in Peace Rip Torn! You are a bloody legend!!

  • @NeoDragonCount
    @NeoDragonCount 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tar can be produced pretty easily; you dig a ditch, line it to the brim with pieces of birch, set the wood on fire, then cover the ditch in soil so it burns with less oxygen; pop a hole on the side of the ditch and the tar dribbles out.

    • @NeoDragonCount
      @NeoDragonCount 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You leave a single air hole into the ditch. This was how Finns produced tar in the old days. Also; soil. Not dirt. Soil doesn't suffocate the flames as much as sand.

  • @Spike-Prime
    @Spike-Prime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That bit with the suicidal pries guys makes me think the makers of this movie saw that scene from Conan the Barbarian, where thulsa Dum has one of his followers walk off a cliff to show his power over people, but didn't get WHY that scene was important or powerful.

  • @daydaviddunn
    @daydaviddunn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I miss this guy

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I unironically and unashamedly enjoy the Yor: Hunter from the Future theme. I also think that montage-wise it fits Spoony's Beastmaster sequence even better than it's original source.

  • @MrsHalloweenJack
    @MrsHalloweenJack 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bragging Avatar is my favorite character.
    (and the big black tiger nose-to-nose with the little ferret has to be the cutest thing I've seen in a while... d'aw. I'm sure it was the picture they went with on the promotional poster :D)

  • @Powerhouse1
    @Powerhouse1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Honestly, you don't need a huge complex story to make the movie a good one. A simple story is good enough for me as long as it is executed properly.

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pow3rh0use Venom was proof of that

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Suicide Squad...attack!
    *Movie flops miserably*
    That showed them, huh?

    • @theAngryscotman
      @theAngryscotman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sThis comment deserves more credit.

  • @aaroncostello8812
    @aaroncostello8812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mmmmm...'80s Tanya Roberts! I nearly pissed myself laughing at the 'Yor's World' montage.

  • @bdpickett
    @bdpickett 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:00 I think this dude is trying to rip-off Thulsa Doom's gimmick of having an underling commit suicide to prove his power over them. This guy forgot that you need to do that when you AREN'T already outnumbered!

    • @syphonfilter8372
      @syphonfilter8372 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well....that and he needs to let go of his sacrifice fetish. Every other scene he's just dying to sacrifice somebody.
      New drinking- watch Beastmaster and take a shot everytime Rip Torn brings up a sacrifice.
      Mayax is obsessed......with appeasing....."R" or....Ar or whatever you call that infernal god. I'll say this: "R" must be pretty badass to get a zealot like Mayax. We've seen how powerful Q is and how much of a headache he is to Picard. Imagine what "R" could do. =D
      Still this movie's a guilty pleasure and an old favorite of mine. Can't say how many times I've imagined what it would be like to lead an army of beasts and destroy tyrants, whacking off heads and banging warrior women. Of course, Tanya Roberts isn't my cousin in my fantasies so it's all cool.....and I have a pair of pants.....

    • @Ropetupa
      @Ropetupa 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Syphon Filter the Knights of Nih demand a sacrifice!

    • @syphonfilter8372
      @syphonfilter8372 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joni Heinonen Mayax is on the case! Who's next? The Sheriff of Rottingham???? O_O

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@syphonfilter8372 "R" ain't exactly the blood god khorne considering his flunky gets taken out by a ferret, in 40k it takes an entire chapter or more of space marines plus imperial guard elements to clear out one chaos infestation often taking decades to do so with heavy losses

  • @valritz1489
    @valritz1489 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Rip Torn looks like a Romulan.

    • @PanzerMold
      @PanzerMold 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not wrong.

  • @Daehawk
    @Daehawk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    F'n LOVED this movie as a kid. Cant count how many times I rewound that VHS rental to see Tanya walk out of that water. And yes this movie made me want ferrets.

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm surprised the Eagle carrying the kid didn't result in a clip from Monty Python about birds carrying coconuts.

  • @adamofgrayskull7735
    @adamofgrayskull7735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Beastmaster with YOR music I'm I dreaming

  • @daehawk9585
    @daehawk9585 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It wasnt just you.And damn Tanya Roberts was awesome.

  • @RabblesTheBinx
    @RabblesTheBinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait... King Zed? Wasn't Zed the name of Torn's character in Men in Black? It was! Were they referencing this movie?

  • @KageMaxwell
    @KageMaxwell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hell were those lyric really saying?! That montage had me in tears. 😂

  • @domidium
    @domidium 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:33 Favorite part of the review.

  • @adamofgrayskull7735
    @adamofgrayskull7735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    R I P RIP Torn ahh wait

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:22 for the best montage

  • @zashioriginal
    @zashioriginal 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "And his pee like a flower!"
    Oh, i got it now! Now It's all makes sense! You see, he is not even peeing! Course, ya know, flowers do not piss! That is how manly he is, that Yor!

  • @theblacksheep1000
    @theblacksheep1000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OH MY GOD! WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE? haha Plinkett classic

  • @ShojoBakunyu
    @ShojoBakunyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe he left out that the hot red head he hooks up with is a close blood relation. I forget if it was sister or cousin but still... Iew.

  • @TheKpa11
    @TheKpa11 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who was singing those lyrics for that parody of Yor's world?

    • @kanebravo953
      @kanebravo953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheKpa11 That was not a parody, that was the actual song.

  • @domidium
    @domidium 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:35 "AAHHH!! YOU FOOL!!"

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:26 Um usually it's the female that has a flower to... nevermind. ;-_-

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair the Judean People’s Front Suicide Squad makes for a better movie than the actual Suicide Squad

  • @christiangilbert8695
    @christiangilbert8695 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i one time got mugged by a bear

  • @DataGirl3
    @DataGirl3 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooo... no mention of how the girl was also Dar's cousin?

  • @capmar-vell9243
    @capmar-vell9243 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And before someone makes an anti-Obama comment. Too late.

  • @TBL-Badash
    @TBL-Badash 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about the Beastmaster series?

  • @TheMaverickChristian
    @TheMaverickChristian 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rip Torn is an example of what happens to an actor who plays Judas in a JESUS movie, Just look at all the careers of actors who have played him. :) And what is with that Toucan Sam nose?

    • @coucoman13
      @coucoman13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Philemon 1:3 hey don't forget his awesome fire windows

  • @bjarnivalur6330
    @bjarnivalur6330 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i don't know why, but i rely want a window of fire now... :/

  • @pda4yt
    @pda4yt 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Новый Спуни это всегда хорошо.

  • @dyerjw
    @dyerjw 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've passed many amazing log through this ass as well Spoony

  • @adamofgrayskull7735
    @adamofgrayskull7735 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Eagle is actually a GOD

  • @onojioboardwalk9748
    @onojioboardwalk9748 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh George Lucas..
    Oh Spoony..

  • @SpaceCowboy111
    @SpaceCowboy111 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    О новый спуни)) (антипервонах установлен)

  • @dyerjw
    @dyerjw 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's insane!!!
    Well I am Dr.Insano

  • @NicoBleackley
    @NicoBleackley 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Koto noooooooo!

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Koto ;-;

  • @boru25
    @boru25 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This film has no mercy for furrys!

  • @MrLukasboys
    @MrLukasboys 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    A black tiger huh, never heard of a Panther?

    • @BiggestDoucheEver
      @BiggestDoucheEver 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NexoFX ISKU For the movie, it's a tiger. A tiger that was painted black. The paint actually got the tiger real sick and the tiger died shortly after they finished filming.

    • @JosetteFret93
      @JosetteFret93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also, technically panther is an incorrect name for a melanistic leopard. Any cat can be born melanistic (a completely black fur coat) or leucistic (completely white but not albino) despite what their parents look like, so it's not out of the realm of possibility to have a black tiger. But Wag Man is right, the tiger they used was dyed black and ended up dying.

  • @DinosaurFan88
    @DinosaurFan88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nah, the ziggurat thing sounds more like what the far left remembers the Bush years as.