Jessica's Bargain Deals - Fresh Off The Boat 3x14
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- Jessica (Constance Wu) knows how to get a good bargain! It looks like she found another bargain dealer (Heather Locklear) too. Watch Fresh Off The Boat 3x14 on ABC!
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"Yesssss, a child"
I'm dead😂
I know huh! Jessica's good at what she does. Hilarious!
So my mom tbh
FBI open up
Don't take that quote out of context 😳
Horrible shit
Dad looks like he’s given up on life.
Here in Arizona you can get it for 2 because no one wanna spend their sunday standing in this hell summer
Context clues....did you see a mother around? She skipped town. Dad's going through a divorce and selling off her belongings. The blender was probably a wedding gift. Besides, she was always the one making smoothies. Just saying. Lol
I know I have
@@FoxVyars dannnnnnggggg
Kartik Angadi that a good one haha
The kid was so adorable 🥺 the way he basically said “you’re wearing my favorite color so I automatically like you, so yes!” Children can be so gentle 😭💖
@@vince3736 your point?
@@vince3736 and?
@@vince3736 congratulations
@@vince3736 wow everybody is just CLAPPING at your ingenuity. why the profanity? Competely unnecessary unless you're an immature manchild. A narcisisstic brat and the inability to defend their own point. I'm so glad you can point out the obvious, I would be mistaken you for an infant otherwise.
@@vince3736 was it a script?
The child and the dad look so sad at the end
Jugyeong!!
The child inherited his dad’s eyes
They were just not meant for business that’s why lol they got hustled twice one by a sob story and another by a tough looking customer.
@@pablosanchez5294 - It's not a hustle. He's $3 richer for a blender that would've likely ended up in the dump. Garage sales & yard sales are just a way to recoup investment on items that are on their way to the trash.
• hønęy • lol true beauty 😂
People hated my parents during the times we had a yard sale. They had a way to sell useless broken junk higher than the original price they bought it. Bargaining was like a battle cry to them lol.
Sai Ren ok
That is some crazy shit
C N the type of shit you’re thinking of is bullshit
Sai Ren that's because your parents are feeding you so they are going battle cry every time. You wanna them stop? Help them, get A+, and earn 1 million dollar a month.
I would not have buy anything from ur dad then. 😂😂
There are comments about Jessica being morally bankrupt, but none about that white lady who was clearly giving the dad a fake sob story. 🤔🤔🤔
lulukachoo118x3 its because the video/series is about her not the white lady
Don't you bring race into this.
That lady resembled Heather Locklear - look again.
How bout that woman with the “I want to speak to the manager” hair bob
ivan kovač this whole show is about race.
hah, that price was too high jessica. if you only erased a little off the top of the 9 you could have passed it for a 4 and brought the price down to 1 or 2 dollars
David Tao I thought she was going to make it 1 dollars... dang
David Tao But then it would've been unrealistic and obvious she changed it
Ciel Phantomhive samee lol
I thought the same thing. It was the 90s yo! It’s a blender. You can get one new now for $9. Just saying. I would have annoyed those people until they gave me the blender and paid me to take it.
Yeah come on I could do better and I’m not even Asian. I’m so disappointed
Amazing quotes
“My dad says your not worth the hassle.”
“Ahhh yes a child.”
why is that true
Whenever my family did garage sales, we would write the dollar amount we put on the items in a notebook we kept by the till. You have no idea how many people we caught trying to lie 😂
That's smart!
Wow
My mother at yard sales always said “No stuffed animals! They could be possessed!”
Omg I can relate to this!!
Hahahaha
my moms is against yard sales because she thinks everything is previously owned by a dead person
@@Relco12 hahaha, you guys are funny! Thanks for making my day more merry!,,
She's not wrong 😶.
I have an aunt who is just like this!! 😂😂
wuraola olagunju we all have an aunt who's just like this
wuraola olagunju u
I have a Korean step mother thats like this.
I have an entire side of my family like this.
Bargaining, yes, but tampering with the price = BAD!
Asian genes, go for the lowest price
Yep, didn't love this gag. It's pretty low to be honest, flat out stealing.
Yeah I am Asian and well my mom and dad bargain a lot
my dad is asian and always tries to bargain, and i feel bad cos the shopkeeper is just tryna make a living :( i feel embarrassed sometimes lol
It’s a yard sale not a market those people didn’t make the shitty blender they’re just selling it. It’s a difference of six dollars hardly gonna break the bank.
0:57 can’t believe no one recognizes Heather Locklear, the once prime time heart throbs in the 90s!
I can see it now but only because you pointed it out!
This one actually hurt me. It's fine to be cheap, but manipulation is a whole new low.
People like her were the reason I double wrapped items when I worked retail
It’s sad when people take advantage from kindness
The sad part is that she lied about the price but bargaining is not wrong, especially in yard sales because that stuff would have ended in the trash anyway so any money is a win
@@nanana8928 But how do you know? Another person would have bought it at a higher price instead.
@@0doublezero0 early bird catches the early worm
@@pennydreadful5163 Not arguing this point at all though, I agree. Just the thought that there would definitely be some else who would buy it at a more fair price.
@@0doublezero0 when did everything becomes fair anyway. But I'm just saying. :)
I feel so bad for that adorable kid and his father
I taught my daughter to bargain at school fund raise when she was a 4 yrs old. The parent helper told her.... o sweet heart, we don't bargain here.
no, i’d feel to bad to do that to the man after what that lady did
She could've erased it to a 1 😂😂😂
too greedy leads you to nothing.
It'll be too obvious. You can't just bargain by a whole lot. You're supposed to take it in small steps.
the dad and the son look so sweet 🥺🥺
the dad is smart, never argue against an asian mom, I learned that through experience
I would seriously kill to have a wife like that in the future, save money all day
YofaSayd she paid $3 for a blender in the 90s! At a garage sale! I can’t handle this 😂 No no no - $1 maybe. That’s including inflation.
Yeah, she would clean you up on the divorce proceedings 😀
Jessica is boss
Asians aren't like that anymore XD The new generation asians are a lot less trifty and have something called morals?
@@bunda9937 the hell's wrong with them they shouldve realised the old generation had them good skills man.
Did Heather Lockleer buy that vacuum cleaner??
I felt sick that Jessica took advantages of the poor kid and the dad, they appears to be having financial troubles.
Not gonna talk about that fake cry the lady gives?
Nah it was hilarious 🤣 it's a comedy TV show ppl enjoy it
Its a fucking show its called acting
Is nobody talking about the colorblind boy saying "since you're wearing all green" when she was wearing red? That killed me
Autumn Taylor I think he said "olive green" haha
@@roflowhale oh haha you're right, I heard "all of green"
I think it's about the vest. Olive green.
This is actually sad. That kind of behavior, regardless of race should not be condoned
@Hyrenapth As I like to call it, she is Chinese, the father is Chinese american, and the children are children
plmoknty the show bases off of reality, so....
This is the first time I don't like Jessica..
Bargaining is good but.. urgh this is not it..
The owners are so kind-hearted aw.. that hurts me a lot more..
Being frugal is cool, but not be cheap!
They are kind hearted but not v smart..
Kekekkekekeke us Asians don't give a FCK about your feelings...
ASCENDING DESCENDING we might sell our souls for those bargaining prices
@@ascendingdescending1609 And that's why you are a cheapster.
He was so nice
just realized that ali wong writes for this show.......no wonder why it always manages to crack me up 😂
“Yessss a child” 😂😂😂
Fresh off the boat, black-ish,modern family are basically the same show with different races
No, not really...
That’s how they make money
almost like they’re all family sitcoms 🤔
Not even. Modern Family is a spin on stereotypes with vanilla characters pretending to be funny. The other two shows are worlds apart.
July2ish you made me laugh to tears
Jessica has created a new low.
Changing price is stealing. This is criminal activity.
This is acting
Is not stealing if you don’t get caught
Punishment for forgery: my pecker rubbing on your noodle-colored skin
I love this show lol
Plot twist: its a broken blender and a nonfunctional vacuum. Dad was just looking for victims to make profits.
That boy is sooooo cute!
“Yeeessss a child”
Ian Tran - Jared Fogle
If I was rich.. and the man and child looked so depressed I would buy all their stuff way over what they were selling it for tbh.. the sad and depressed look on their face
I'm sad. Please give me $1000. I can be sadder than them.
LOL. Yard sales haggles. I would use a label maker to print the prices and stick them onto the items.
I love her lol
Heather Locklear out here like “I just got out of a DUI/Domestic Disturbance charge and I need to repay the loans back - Gimme the vacuum for cheap yo”.
Jessica is the best part of the show.
My family is exactly like this. Scouting the neighborhood like it's a battlefield every garage sale day.
Does the boy in the video remind anyone else of that little boy on the tricycle from _The Incredibles_ ?
one of the Best shows Ever
"Yessssss a child" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Which is why you never haggle if you're the seller. Someone will buy it at full price eventually
I feel so bad for the dad oof
People who bring moral debate into the comment section of a comedy show... you guys need to chill.
I was looking for this comment. You are damn right
The problem with sitcoms is you won't notice the morally ambiguous stuff they do when you are watching it regularly, say Joe being an sex addict, Jim and Pam being only nice to each other to straight up rude people like Gena on Brooklyn 99 , it becomes a part of us that start to likethese bad behaviour however whenever you haven't seen a show and just watching the clips for the first time it becomes too apparent
Jessica seemed impressed with that woman in blue top...😂
I thought this was an episode of extreme cheapskates🤣
I admire her willingness to scam a child :)
My mom likes bargaining so bad at every Chinese grocery store since I was a kid.. her trick is telling the boss it’s expensive then walk away and wait for the boss to chase her to give her a good deal....
THIS IS A CRIME!
*not me following her step years later*
my parents teaches me how to pay things not the full price
This scene made me sad right now 😑
the mom is wearing those old people vests
aww I feel bad for the kid and the dad :(
If she wiped off the whole loop off on the 9 she could have made it a one
Aaron Li too unbelievable
Was that heather locklear?
No *face palm*
Danny Steeler actually that WAS Heather Locklear! Do your research before you face palm.
Jason Lam i thought i was the only one who noticed that!
indeed she was, not so sexy no more though
Jason Lam they're being sarcastic
that's "cheating" though hehe
i hope i find a woman just like her
Thats not bargaining, thats just being mean, both jessica and the blonde lady
"My dad says you're not worth the hassle", I would've said the same thing, no man in their right mind would want to deal with a middle aged Asian women with 3 kids..
“Yes, a child!” 🤣🤣🤣
That look on dad's face made me realised the world rich ones' are messed up. Nothing is suffice for them. No need to show them pity.( Reminded me of Joaquin's Joker role).
I’m Vietnamese and I instinctively looked at the blender
Joke is on Jessica. That blender won't blend liquid.
What I did when I bought something from my classmate...
You just need to be good at acting...
Her name is Jessica the most common Asian name for women.
I get a set of Silver Foodware for $25 doing this once lol
*Your Dad is a smart man*
im cryin😂
I despise hagglers at yardsales. If you don’t want to pay the already super cheap price, then move along to the next sale. I would rather burn my stuff in the driveway than let someone feel like they can take advantage of me.
Poor child, he never had to face a mom looking for a good price before xD
your dad is a smart man
Me: HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Poor kid :(
Was that hearher locklear?
I don't can download these aplication ABC because when I look in the playstore say that don't is available in Ecuador these aplicacion ABC. :(
The Goldbergs is a hip hop crazy Florida show from ABC.
She looked at the man like “yess he a bitch”
This is why we just gave our stuff to Goodwill Less trouble
She handed rolled notes, I wonder if she only paid $2 😂😂😂
Come to Canada. You can sell junk stuff for more than their MRP.
This is why I sell online or just donate. Fuck that. If I wanted to make next to nothing I wouldn’t sell it. People will find a way to be cheap but if it’s a liquor or something to gamble they’re going to pay top dollar.. nobody tries to sell shit to not get any money.
This is my favourite thing *ever.*
Your dad knows bargaining with an asian (chinese) is a pain in the arse....
so from $9 -> $7 -> $4 -> $3... that's literally *one third* of the original price :D
0:21 it was extremely creepy when she said “yes a child”
Can't wait for the new season
Yuuussssss....a chilllllld
OMG I love this show
You are not worth the hassle
wiser words have never been spoken
Love Constance Wu. It's hard to imagine she played a stripper in Hustlers cos here shes a mum of 3 kids and an immigrant. Such good acting! And I have still yet to see Crazy Rich Asians.
Is Jessica Rachel from crazy rich Asians
If yes : woah she did not age
If no: (don’t kill me im Asian)
Yes but she didnt fit the role, i always thought rschel wu would look like angelbaby
Better not argue with a Chinese mom 😂
The was some dirty moves.
We just found the Asian version of Karen
This reminds me of Nathan Doan's bargaining