flavs ability to fill dead air is outstanding, when jim was thinking of players who’d taken the most corners he suggested “beckham”, “trent”, “becks” and “alexander-arnold”. they should consider inviting him on more often.
I think an important thing is football is being able to laugh at yourself, to not take the journey too seriously and Flav manages to grant me that every time I start to think we're going somewhere. This week has been one of my most hopeful as a united fan in a while, bringing amorim in, talk about what players we might sign, mentions of alphonso Davies, james' videos on our rebuild, I was feeling excited for the rest of the season. Then I turn on this podcast and BAM, flav talking about how our new manager was bending over for west ham in the summer. One must beware hubris. Thank you Flav for bringing this slug back down to earth.
I was the mascot for Blackpool vs Birmingham when I was about 5 around (1997). I banged 2 past Phil barnes bottom bins. He stood motionless by the power and direction of the strike. I was probably around 14 when it dawned on me that he let it in, despite minor doubts over the years. Which means I dined out on the confidence from the 2 strikes for at least 8 years! Thank you Phil barnes, I think I would’ve just ended it all if you’d David james’d me
Imagine my adulation seeing Aberdeen mentioned in the running order for this episode - finally, my favourite football podcast talking about my team as we revel in one of the most exciting periods of supporting the club in my lifetime - only for my feverish enthusiasm to be quickly extinguished as the lad's do their best to disguise their schoolgirl laughter at the fact that Aberdeen, the most successful Scottish club in Europe, have added a star on their shirt for the "European community shield". 😔
Pet Peeve: When someone says "He's the best player in Europe". Have the BALLS and just say world please. (Theyre talking about league football & the worlds best players play in Europe.)
Can we have a new bit, where you work out whos the good guy and whos the bad guy in every football rivalry? Eg spurs being the evident good guys fighting the invaders of arsenal. I need to know them all. Cheers
Right Jim. Bit of manuka chat here. I used to be a singer so can sympathise with the throat issues. Manuka is key and worth the investment, it has saved my performances multiple times. I’m not sure about having it on toast though. What I used to do is get a small amount on a teaspoon (1/4-1/2 teaspoon sort of amount) and place it on my tongue and just leave it there. Let it work itself down your throat and you will experience vocal lubrication like never before. I would do this in the break between sets and also afterwards as it aided with recovery too. A £25 pot of honey that you can use dozens of times and will save you multiple videos is worth the investment. GET IT DONE!
Do you have to buy the £25 version? They have cheaper ones too: they have an associated number that is something to do with the number of flora or something, the £6 one has 50 and the £25 has 500+. Will only the expensive one do the trick?
@@jamesmccaul2945 the higher the number the “better” quality the honey, higher concentrations of the good stuff. Don’t think I ever bought a jar for more than £18 though tbh. I’d never buy a crazy expensive jar out of principle.
When is the right time to ask your mum/significant other when dinners ready after they’ve lost their mind at you for not doing a basic chore around the house?
Get out of here moment: In the states, you can turn right on red but not while someone’s in the crossing. I was crossing the street the other day, guy in a truck trying to take a cheeky right while and gives me a honk on his horn. Not his right of way, so I give him the arms out quizzical look before a full heave-ho “get out of here” gesture. It felt good. New flair unlocked.
Madrid has royalist, nationalist, and even fascist historical roots. The politics of clubs + its impact on the modern structure of the club is actually very interesting.
I would honestly love it if Spurs won the Europa League this season and then the Super Cup next season, and we added two stars to the crest in the 26-27 season.... The outrage would be too good 😂
As a United fan I just wanted to address James' question about having less patience because of our recent managerial woes; I think it's the opposite, certainly for me anyway. Because of the constant hope/disappointment cycle you develop apathy and that lack of emotion allows for more patience. I was willing to ride out the rest of the season with Ten Hag and if that doesn't scream patience, nothing does. I'm willing to give Amorim his contract to produce something. In every fan base there are going to be fickle people who flip/flop over a result or two and those voices get amplified by social media but I think the vast majority of the fanbase are like me.
Great combinations SPAM- slow cooked on a disposable bbq on a hot download festival day. Served in small pieces, cut with the sharp spam lid using the ring pull as a handle to avoid cutting yourself (safety first). Then a drizzle of brown sauce for flavour, served on the leftover cardboard which came with the bbq…. Bon apatite 👌
As a United fan, I'm excited by Amorim and I'm very interested to see how he'll implement his 343 and who plays/doesn't play where, but I'm only cautiously optimistic. This cursed club has been in this situation a few times and it's never worked out; we chew up good managers and spit them back out. Even if Pep was the new manager, I'd still be on the fence about whether he could get an extended tune out of the players. lol
As an aberdeen fan. What’s happening up here is amazing and long may it last. Jimmy thelin has come in and built a fergie like mentality within the team. We genuinely believe we will win every game we play. It’s so refreshing to have a manager who shows no fear of the arse cheeks of Scottish football (rangers and celtic). Over 250 days without losing at pittodrie, 15 different goal scorers already this year. there definitely is something happening here. Flav tread carefully about your aberdeen star slander, cup winners cup was a huge trophy back then. We beat Bayern who were full of world champions with Germany and we are the last team to beat Madrid in a European final. Also rangers have 5 stars on their strip for Just being the “best” so let’s give them some stick for that in the next pod.
Great combination: Chewing gum, spearmint in my case, or polos with a nice refreshing glass of semi skimmed milk. Keeps your mouth nice and fresh whilst also re-hardening the gum so you feel like you’ve got a fresh piece with every sip!
Weird combination - Mayo & pizza. The night i met my girlfriends friends, the night was going so well until i put the mayo on my pizza slice, the look of disgust i got from my girlfriend's friends was concerning. When we got back, my gf interrogated me to find out if i had any other "red flag" food combination. I think mayo on pizza is fire.
Yes but clubs are (should be) representative of the socioeconomic background of the city they’re in. People of different political persuasions are likely to see and identify with the different in politics these clubs and fans are meant to be representative of
@ sure I’d agree, but the Ronaldo/Messi debate is a very surface level conversation. Most people who answered likely don’t support Barca or Madrid if they’re from the UK
Gyokeres gets a lot of hype, but people don't really take into account that outside the few good teams in the Portugese league, he is playing against worst opposition, but within a better team, than he was in the Championship. He is a good striker, and I think he would be a decent Premier League striker, but he is not the elite level people seem to make out that he is, worth the release clause that he has.
I CANNOT believe I am FINALLY hearing James and Flav talk about the famous dons. We've made it and all it took was some Swedish bloke changing my life.
#WhereYouWatchJAFFN Rolling an absolute rocket of as my dad would call Smelly grass. With a glass of £4 Riesling from ASDA Big fuck off Chinese - Curry chips, S&S Chicken, Chow Mein Singapore style and Salt & Pepper Squid
Manuka honey is worth the price if you're buying it for medicinal reasons My father-in-law recently had a huge open gash on his leg, he put manuka honey all over the wound and covered it over Within two days it was completely closed. Theres a reason hospitals have manuka honey plasters on hand
If you're not gonna win the prem, it's better to finish anywhere and win the Europa League and still qualify for the champions league, than to finish second and trophy less.
Good and evil. Everton and Liverpool. Liverpool was founded by a landlord who needed to fill a stadium after Everton no longer wanted to keep paying to play at anfield. Also the club had contributed to the gentrification and displacement of the area around the stadium. They also got English clubs banned from European competition in the 90s
I don’t think the former players understand the weight their opinions carry on the club. Under Mourinho, they (former players) were very critical, and their comments put pressure on the team especially during setbacks. Under Solksjaer, the expectations/standards were lowered, more empathy, more patience, and less critical of the coach. They were loyal to him. How will Amorim be judged? What standards will he judged on?
Just seen the first 50 seconds and I already know this thumbnail and title are clickbait… 10 minutes of Amorim in United and 60 minutes of random Reddit comments. 😅
Once again people talk without knowing! This might be the biggest cue in world football! In last 2 years Sporting won against Arsenal and Tottenham! Mourinho also proved the Portuguese manager/player is different
Interesting that Barca are colloquially "the good guys" from anyone's perspective after they were asking literal legends of the club to take pay cuts because they couldn't manage their finances in a responsible manner.
I didn't get a notification, wtf TH-cam. I mean it's an amazing surprise and really made me forget that McDonald's just shafted me on a hash brown. Ah well only forwards
genuinely who is the good guy/bad guy in the united/city rivalry because city is the underdog in the grand scheme of things but theyre pretty damn evil arent they
Everyone gassed that a full strength United beat Leicesters B team. The squad isn't good enough to challenge for top four let alone the league regardless of the manager.
Amorin the love child of Marco Silva and ada turan. He's got a marco silva vibe , good coach, lot of potential but is he the one.. as for the stars do what u want with them millions of stars out there ,I've got a stars on my socks , won them in a raffle ,
!["สนธิ" ห่วงมีขบวนการปกป้อง "ทนายตั้ม" : [THE MESSAGE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2GQNp3EoMc0/mqdefault.jpg)
flavs ability to fill dead air is outstanding, when jim was thinking of players who’d taken the most corners he suggested “beckham”, “trent”, “becks” and “alexander-arnold”. they should consider inviting him on more often.
Definitely one of the best guests that Jim has had on
hopefully the media don't amorim if he loses a few games early doors. see ya next week
You just know they will if it isn’t a British manager or united legend the Man Utd manager will always be under scrutiny from the media
The see you next week is the cherry on top. Or the manuka on top
I think my english is pretty good, but I don't see how "amorim" can read as an english expression (??). "Hammer him"?
@@jeanlundi2141cockney accent
@@jeanlundi2141southerners might not pronounce the h and so say ‘ammer’im
I think an important thing is football is being able to laugh at yourself, to not take the journey too seriously and Flav manages to grant me that every time I start to think we're going somewhere. This week has been one of my most hopeful as a united fan in a while, bringing amorim in, talk about what players we might sign, mentions of alphonso Davies, james' videos on our rebuild, I was feeling excited for the rest of the season. Then I turn on this podcast and BAM, flav talking about how our new manager was bending over for west ham in the summer. One must beware hubris. Thank you Flav for bringing this slug back down to earth.
How great was our boy Jim with thomas frank?? Loved it
I was the mascot for Blackpool vs Birmingham when I was about 5 around (1997). I banged 2 past Phil barnes bottom bins. He stood motionless by the power and direction of the strike.
I was probably around 14 when it dawned on me that he let it in, despite minor doubts over the years. Which means I dined out on the confidence from the 2 strikes for at least 8 years! Thank you Phil barnes, I think I would’ve just ended it all if you’d David james’d me
Never heard bottom bins before
@@nietzchepreacher9477 They were that good
Nah lad. At 5 you were division one quality striker for sure.
Imagine my adulation seeing Aberdeen mentioned in the running order for this episode - finally, my favourite football podcast talking about my team as we revel in one of the most exciting periods of supporting the club in my lifetime - only for my feverish enthusiasm to be quickly extinguished as the lad's do their best to disguise their schoolgirl laughter at the fact that Aberdeen, the most successful Scottish club in Europe, have added a star on their shirt for the "European community shield". 😔
That intro should be permanent
Pet Peeve: When someone says "He's the best player in Europe". Have the BALLS and just say world please.
(Theyre talking about league football & the worlds best players play in Europe.)
Can we have a new bit, where you work out whos the good guy and whos the bad guy in every football rivalry? Eg spurs being the evident good guys fighting the invaders of arsenal. I need to know them all.
Cheers
This is the segment we need
Can’t wait to see the old firm clubs losing it at whoever is bad, incidentally I think Celtic are the good guys.
True, rangers are clearly the empire in star wars
@@AusSpursi was going to comment and then deleted it after i realised i couldn’t be arsed with the inevitable argument
Who is the protagonist/antagonist in football rivalries is a great segment
Right Jim. Bit of manuka chat here.
I used to be a singer so can sympathise with the throat issues. Manuka is key and worth the investment, it has saved my performances multiple times.
I’m not sure about having it on toast though. What I used to do is get a small amount on a teaspoon (1/4-1/2 teaspoon sort of amount) and place it on my tongue and just leave it there. Let it work itself down your throat and you will experience vocal lubrication like never before. I would do this in the break between sets and also afterwards as it aided with recovery too.
A £25 pot of honey that you can use dozens of times and will save you multiple videos is worth the investment. GET IT DONE!
Do you have to buy the £25 version? They have cheaper ones too: they have an associated number that is something to do with the number of flora or something, the £6 one has 50 and the £25 has 500+. Will only the expensive one do the trick?
@@jamesmccaul2945 the higher the number the “better” quality the honey, higher concentrations of the good stuff. Don’t think I ever bought a jar for more than £18 though tbh. I’d never buy a crazy expensive jar out of principle.
Pei Pa Koa syrup and Throat coat (pause) tea 🍵, such a huge boon once I found these things
When is the right time to ask your mum/significant other when dinners ready after they’ve lost their mind at you for not doing a basic chore around the house?
Get out of here moment: In the states, you can turn right on red but not while someone’s in the crossing. I was crossing the street the other day, guy in a truck trying to take a cheeky right while and gives me a honk on his horn. Not his right of way, so I give him the arms out quizzical look before a full heave-ho “get out of here” gesture. It felt good. New flair unlocked.
Madrid has royalist, nationalist, and even fascist historical roots. The politics of clubs + its impact on the modern structure of the club is actually very interesting.
I would honestly love it if Spurs won the Europa League this season and then the Super Cup next season, and we added two stars to the crest in the 26-27 season.... The outrage would be too good 😂
ahh JAFFN!!! I love JAFFN!!!
As a United fan I just wanted to address James' question about having less patience because of our recent managerial woes; I think it's the opposite, certainly for me anyway. Because of the constant hope/disappointment cycle you develop apathy and that lack of emotion allows for more patience. I was willing to ride out the rest of the season with Ten Hag and if that doesn't scream patience, nothing does. I'm willing to give Amorim his contract to produce something. In every fan base there are going to be fickle people who flip/flop over a result or two and those voices get amplified by social media but I think the vast majority of the fanbase are like me.
This is exactly right. It beats you down, your expectations drop, you go from expecting to win to just hoping to not get beat by Brentford.
I love this guest host on the JLA podcast. Bring him back in the future.
Great combinations
SPAM- slow cooked on a disposable bbq on a hot download festival day. Served in small pieces, cut with the sharp spam lid using the ring pull as a handle to avoid cutting yourself (safety first). Then a drizzle of brown sauce for flavour, served on the leftover cardboard which came with the bbq….
Bon apatite 👌
As a United fan, I'm excited by Amorim and I'm very interested to see how he'll implement his 343 and who plays/doesn't play where, but I'm only cautiously optimistic. This cursed club has been in this situation a few times and it's never worked out; we chew up good managers and spit them back out. Even if Pep was the new manager, I'd still be on the fence about whether he could get an extended tune out of the players. lol
As an aberdeen fan. What’s happening up here is amazing and long may it last. Jimmy thelin has come in and built a fergie like mentality within the team. We genuinely believe we will win every game we play. It’s so refreshing to have a manager who shows no fear of the arse cheeks of Scottish football (rangers and celtic). Over 250 days without losing at pittodrie, 15 different goal scorers already this year. there definitely is something happening here. Flav tread carefully about your aberdeen star slander, cup winners cup was a huge trophy back then. We beat Bayern who were full of world champions with Germany and we are the last team to beat Madrid in a European final. Also rangers have 5 stars on their strip for Just being the “best” so let’s give them some stick for that in the next pod.
Great combination:
Chewing gum, spearmint in my case, or polos with a nice refreshing glass of semi skimmed milk.
Keeps your mouth nice and fresh whilst also re-hardening the gum so you feel like you’ve got a fresh piece with every sip!
Your hard drive needs searching son
'why are you asking me that?' Gold.
World Cups for international teams, Champions League/European Cup for club teams. Everything else is...woke nonsense.
I think I'm fine with 10 leagues being a star, I think that's what some leagues do like Germany
@@gtavpodiumvehicle8165woke nonsense, bet you’re also fine with equal rights for women and all that liberal bs
@@gtavpodiumvehicle8165that what Italy does a star per 10 leagues won
Weird combination - Mayo & pizza.
The night i met my girlfriends friends, the night was going so well until i put the mayo on my pizza slice, the look of disgust i got from my girlfriend's friends was concerning.
When we got back, my gf interrogated me to find out if i had any other "red flag" food combination.
I think mayo on pizza is fire.
1:18 pretty sure the data was collected from the UK so it’s less to do with the politics of Madrid/Barca and just general attitudes
Yes but clubs are (should be) representative of the socioeconomic background of the city they’re in. People of different political persuasions are likely to see and identify with the different in politics these clubs and fans are meant to be representative of
@ sure I’d agree, but the Ronaldo/Messi debate is a very surface level conversation. Most people who answered likely don’t support Barca or Madrid if they’re from the UK
@@manavsandhu584unfortunately in this day and age the youth support whoever they feel like based on players/success
Great combinations: peanut butter and marmite on toast. The PB smooths off the edge of the marmite, accentuating the flavours of both
Gyokeres gets a lot of hype, but people don't really take into account that outside the few good teams in the Portugese league, he is playing against worst opposition, but within a better team, than he was in the Championship. He is a good striker, and I think he would be a decent Premier League striker, but he is not the elite level people seem to make out that he is, worth the release clause that he has.
Jim’s coal is keeping me alive
What happened to Hancock’s Hot Take, he’s been missing!
I CANNOT believe I am FINALLY hearing James and Flav talk about the famous dons. We've made it and all it took was some Swedish bloke changing my life.
Hang on Flavs just called us tinpot. fs.
Combinations - Red Wine and Pepsi Max Cherry. Nutty.
I'm eating a kebab at 3 am with work in 4 hours time and this comment made me feel very ill for some reason
The problem that United have isn't who is up top for them. It is getting the ball to that player in positions where they can score.
Proper ‘who’s your big 6 team?’ moment from Flav there asking if 2 trophies in one season is good. Shambles.
58:45 kop out, superb work
#WhereYouWatchJAFFN
Rolling an absolute rocket of as my dad would call Smelly grass.
With a glass of £4 Riesling from ASDA
Big fuck off Chinese - Curry chips, S&S Chicken, Chow Mein Singapore style and Salt & Pepper Squid
JAFFN IS WELL AND TRULY BACK
I've heard you two do the "no jurgen no" paul machin impression for 5 years and still it makes me laugh
When Ramires dinked one over Victor Valdes at the Camp Nou in a Champions League Semi-Final Second Leg, he had braces
Rookie error from Billy with the BJ move. Try "do you reckon you have 15 minutes to nosh me off love?"
Just signed up for Jaffn patreon.
welcome, moisty
Welcome to the moist side.
JAFFN good, Soccer Aid evil.
Flav cannot fathom Lamine Yamal, but Aberdeen, they are mint!
That coal train on the road to hope miniature was pure class.
Sporting won 9/9 games so far, scored 30. Conceded 2.😮
Manuka honey is worth the price if you're buying it for medicinal reasons
My father-in-law recently had a huge open gash on his leg, he put manuka honey all over the wound and covered it over
Within two days it was completely closed. Theres a reason hospitals have manuka honey plasters on hand
United should have waited and seen if Thelin can win the SPL with Aberdeen. Could have gotten him at the end of the year
The last segment could have gone completely differently 😂
It's amazing how many people on TH-cam are Amorim experts, I think Blippy did a video on his tactics
If you're not gonna win the prem, it's better to finish anywhere and win the Europa League and still qualify for the champions league, than to finish second and trophy less.
Good and evil. Everton and Liverpool. Liverpool was founded by a landlord who needed to fill a stadium after Everton no longer wanted to keep paying to play at anfield. Also the club had contributed to the gentrification and displacement of the area around the stadium. They also got English clubs banned from European competition in the 90s
Amorim? I hardly know him!
26:35 Maybe you could call the headline segment something like “disappointing headlines”? 😉 #OFTW
Round of applause for Billy 🎉 not all hero’s wear capes.. unless of course, you do ?
Bovril and peanut butter on toast. Not known anyone else do this but it is good
Barbecue Pringles dipped in Nutella is my odd combo
57:48 Is that a niche reference of Paul Machin finding out that Jurgen Klopp watches RedmenTV?
This Flav bloke is alright, should invite him back soon!
I don’t think the former players understand the weight their opinions carry on the club. Under Mourinho, they (former players) were very critical, and their comments put pressure on the team especially during setbacks. Under Solksjaer, the expectations/standards were lowered, more empathy, more patience, and less critical of the coach. They were loyal to him.
How will Amorim be judged? What standards will he judged on?
Goor or Evil has the makings of a great bit
1 star equals 10 titles in the Netherlands. Flav's gone woke with his nonsense about stars.
In Sweden we put one for every 10 league titles
1:18 My immediate thought was that they played RW and that made no sense to me lmao
Almiron might be decent. Not heard much about him.
I'd say Man Utd v Man City is the only instance where Man Utd are actually good in the good v evil game
What is the percentage that the manager after Amorim plays three at the back?
Just seen the first 50 seconds and I already know this thumbnail and title are clickbait… 10 minutes of Amorim in United and 60 minutes of random Reddit comments. 😅
Clearly not a slug
How did you get Vangelis to write your intro music I though he died
i'm from Portugal and it's very weird hearing someone say Sporting is the biggest portuguese team lol
Once again people talk without knowing! This might be the biggest cue in world football! In last 2 years Sporting won against Arsenal and Tottenham! Mourinho also proved the Portuguese manager/player is different
New bit
Footballers owning companies:
Manuka by Mark Viduka
Disappointed to see Jim dressing like Steven Seagal was only for the Tommy Frank interview. Was hoping it’d be a permanent fixture
Aberdeen should be flattered that the almighty Flav has something to say about them...
Winning the cup winners cup is more impressive than winning the champions league
Interesting that Barca are colloquially "the good guys" from anyone's perspective after they were asking literal legends of the club to take pay cuts because they couldn't manage their finances in a responsible manner.
6:34 Jim just brushing past nonce chat there
I didn't get a notification, wtf TH-cam. I mean it's an amazing surprise and really made me forget that McDonald's just shafted me on a hash brown. Ah well only forwards
Aberdeen the last team to beat Madrid in a final 🤷
When i let one rip i always ask my partner … “Is there a duck in here?!”. This duck has followed me now for 5 years, we’re best pals.
Giggs could still play at that his age because he was always surged with adrenaline sneaking out of his brothers house
in terms of leaders Onana , De ligt & Bruno
#Blowmember
I'd love to hear a WW2 long format with Rory, imagine the takes.
Weird combinations, plain milk chocolate and then have a salt & vinegar crisp- just try it
genuinely who is the good guy/bad guy in the united/city rivalry because city is the underdog in the grand scheme of things but theyre pretty damn evil arent they
44:20 I think it’s a little crazy to say “it’s now or never” for a 21 year old footballer.
140 mil on hojlund and zirkzee!? Just added 40/50 mil to the actual cost
World class combinations: Cheese and mint sauce sandwich
Weird combinations that work for me: Doritos cheese supreme + hummus
that’s chip and dip pal nought weird about it
Everyone gassed that a full strength United beat Leicesters B team. The squad isn't good enough to challenge for top four let alone the league regardless of the manager.
Aberdeen fan. Yep just happy to be discussed 😂
Aberdeen mention on the pod lovey to hear. Can’t help but blame our 6-0 pumping at the weekend on yous tho. Cursed by JAFFN
Everton didn’t get English clubs banned from Europe tbf so I think their the good guys
PROVOCATIVE HEADLINE (Man City):
"Man City Get Shat On By Spurs - Quite Literally"
Will you cover the Copa libertadores
Why does Flav always look like he’s whacking off by the way his arms twitch below the table.
Flav truly is Lifted
Amorin the love child of Marco Silva and ada turan. He's got a marco silva vibe , good coach, lot of potential but is he the one.. as for the stars do what u want with them millions of stars out there ,I've got a stars on my socks , won them in a raffle ,
Sporting no games lost. 10-0-0 35 goals 3 ga in the league. 2-1-0 in the CL 5 goals 1 ga. Hes cooking, if they dont give him time i dont know who...
Cant wait till james teaches flav about the electoral college
Taking the armband off Bruno should be the first thing he does
Who’s here after aberdeen got beat 6-0
It's not about Left Wing or Right Wing anymore. They are FORWARDS
Wait. Have I missed something. Have they moved all the non-football chat to behind a pay-wall. If so then that is devastating