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  • @meme_market5949
    @meme_market5949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Elmo ends racism by declaring that:
    NO LIVES MATER

    • @MikaelSH1991
      @MikaelSH1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Has Gordon found you yet

    • @moony2543
      @moony2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, has he? Give this man his answers.

    • @NobinTheAI
      @NobinTheAI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No lives matter all brains splatter

    • @meme_market5949
      @meme_market5949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@moony2543 never

    • @meme_market5949
      @meme_market5949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@NobinTheAI I'm totaly gonna use that

  • @teodorogerald
    @teodorogerald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Bruh, can anti-maskers just use face shields 0-o
    *confused Canadian noises while making pineapple pizza to throw at Karen's*

    • @whatdoiputhere7966
      @whatdoiputhere7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @__________________________89
      @__________________________89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @svartrbrisingr6141
      @svartrbrisingr6141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey! Dont waste pizza like that even if it has pineapple it doesnt deserve that punishment

    • @__________________________89
      @__________________________89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@svartrbrisingr6141 lmao

    • @Dvids21
      @Dvids21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @RedKnightC On their own, face shields can help protect the wearer from a cough or sneeze a short distance away - essentially, it stops droplets landing on your face or being inhaled through your nose or mouth. But studies have found smaller aerosols can travel up and underneath the shield.

  • @moonyboye5194
    @moonyboye5194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "American healtcare system is actually the best in the entire world"
    American healthcare: *is not even in the top ten*

    • @unbekannternutzer25
      @unbekannternutzer25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This sentence has the potential to become running gag of the century

    • @moonyboye5194
      @moonyboye5194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unbekannternutzer25 thanks i try

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their healthcare system should have the motto: "you're HEALTHy, why should I CARE?"

    • @danielchan1668
      @danielchan1668 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mm

  • @primrose6794
    @primrose6794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Oh David, you really shouldn't insult the intelligence of a sack of potatoes.

    • @SpindlyJohnny
      @SpindlyJohnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure most potatoes are smarter than the people in this video.

    • @riverwhitewoods9336
      @riverwhitewoods9336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      stop insulting potato sacks

    • @animusic9365
      @animusic9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Potato Sacks: 0 IQ
      These shit of a people: -100 IQ
      A sack of potatoes has 0 IQ while they have a negative IQ

    • @prismfloofy8929
      @prismfloofy8929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Potato flung a potato in my face :(

    • @Saturnz_Rings
      @Saturnz_Rings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@animusic9365 Lol ikr but for real why wear a mask if your not going to wear it correctly and you use it as a chin portecter i wear masks right but i seen alot of people on my bus not wear it or use it as a CHIN PORTECTER

  • @frostnotm5282
    @frostnotm5282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:47
    Actually, if it's a freshly planted tree, despite light rain, you should severely water the soil to properly wash the roots into the soil and compress the soil so the tree doesn't just topple over

    • @xXMindSoulXx
      @xXMindSoulXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I genuinely didn’t know this, thanks for the knowledge :D

  • @mrjohnjohn1219
    @mrjohnjohn1219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    *stairs*
    People who help society: "let's build a ramp for the disabled"
    Social justice warrior: "let's blast healthy people and make them ashamed to have legs"

    • @themadsuika3909
      @themadsuika3909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is more a Google/Bing meme

    • @KnekoKcat
      @KnekoKcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@themadsuika3909 Same format, different point.

    • @killpuddle9977
      @killpuddle9977 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't this a joke on a PewDiePie video

    • @spark3075
      @spark3075 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karen "useing a ramp is illegal but if i do it's fine"

  • @sin5657
    @sin5657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    People are so smart, ain’t that right.

    • @galacticbat5224
      @galacticbat5224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YeS i DeFiNiTeLy HaVe FaItH iN hUmAnItY

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have faith in humanity because i try not to be near the bad people but the good ones

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Florida man i have no faith in humanity's intelligence, including myself

    • @breadconsumer9320
      @breadconsumer9320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact utah the Mormon state in america is currently forcing their students to go to school. I am friends with a school principal and he pretty much told me that Utah is just playing a money game with childrens lives. People that think fnaf is messed up need to meet the ut board of education.

    • @adumbasswhoexists1217
      @adumbasswhoexists1217 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe they do have to reopen schools

  • @yourconfusionmaster
    @yourconfusionmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    People:
    “Black lives matter!”
    “No all lives matter!”
    Me, an intellectual:
    *no lives matter*

  • @embeboso8329
    @embeboso8329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:32
    can we take a moment to appreciate David's singing?

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Yeah, those buildings are depressing because they look like the set of an apocalypse movie or a dystopian sci-fi flick. Just put a little color on them.

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah have like a public art contest or something

    • @ayanmukherjee1344
      @ayanmukherjee1344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gapetheapegod7976 ngl that'll probably be damn cool

    • @midday-moonlight6867
      @midday-moonlight6867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair they're meant to be able to be built cheap and a lot of paint can get expensive quick.

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun fact: Tower blocks much like that were first built on the French Riviera. They worked there due to the lack of crowding and virtually guaranteed daily sunshine.

  • @recrewn
    @recrewn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    EzPz and EmKay are the best!!!

    • @Zig2
      @Zig2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Alos Fake Jake

    • @johnmattv5731
      @johnmattv5731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Zig2 giofilms as well but he's gone :(

    • @TheBert.
      @TheBert. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EmKay more like ehway

    • @recrewn
      @recrewn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TheBert. still think that they are good :)

    • @Zig2
      @Zig2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@johnmattv5731 love gio films

  • @Merel98
    @Merel98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "military time" is just how we in many countries in Europe tell time.

    • @mbp-tech2818
      @mbp-tech2818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I find it actually easier to use "military time" than the other one

    • @helenaamend4285
      @helenaamend4285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Thereal Blackwell it's just normal to us to count from 1 - 24. But we also use the numbers from 1 - 12 in the afternoon. It's more of a formal thing to say 16:00 instead of 4:00pm

    • @helenaamend4285
      @helenaamend4285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Thereal Blackwell I can see that, but it's just the way it's taught over here :D as I said, most of the time the extra digits are dumped here as well :')

    • @Merel98
      @Merel98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Thereal Blackwell Lol. It's always made me laugh that some people need pm or am to tell if the sun is out or not.

    • @Merel98
      @Merel98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Thereal Blackwell I'm not saying it's easier. whatever you're used to is usally easier for you. I've only ever known military time, so that is what I am used to

  • @aeronoctem103
    @aeronoctem103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Nobody has died from wearing a mask, however, people have actually died from wearing seatbelts. Sometimes seatbelts get jammed and won't let people out, during car crashes. However, proportionally more people die from NOT wearing them than do, as some people still don't wear them. Lots of fun when you go out the window after your car crashes.

    • @riesenbonobo7846
      @riesenbonobo7846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For that design flaw of seatbelt is actually a solution. You can buy gadgets like a small piece of plastic which you can put on your seatbelt, atached to is is a small knife wich if you rip the plastic piece of cuts the seatbelt and frees you. Or just use a knife

    • @aeronoctem103
      @aeronoctem103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@riesenbonobo7846 true, however most people don't think of it, so they are not properly prepared.

    • @quantumbreach8164
      @quantumbreach8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, so it's more dangerous to drive than wear a mask?

    • @kahm7212
      @kahm7212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@quantumbreach8164 obviously

    • @whiteglovewatches9908
      @whiteglovewatches9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@quantumbreach8164 well on average 37,000 people die from auto accidents each year in the US alone while 0 people have ever died from wearing a surgical mask so... yes, yes it is much more dangerous to drive than wear a paper mask.

  • @lucabalsasalsa
    @lucabalsasalsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It doesn't matter if you're black, white, gay, straight, cis, trans, male, female
    you all taste the same with a side of ranch

    • @generalgreivous5950
      @generalgreivous5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And some fries

    • @calebbrooks8981
      @calebbrooks8981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      False some have some fat that gets in between their layers so some taste like McDonald’s so they’re better dang get your cannibalism right

    • @lucabalsasalsa
      @lucabalsasalsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calebbrooks8981 sorry 😞

    • @calebbrooks8981
      @calebbrooks8981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucabalsasalsa you probly only have like 9 kids in your basement amateur

    • @lucabalsasalsa
      @lucabalsasalsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calebbrooks8981 I don’t even have enough room in the basement; I have an underground mansion

  • @Xnx69420
    @Xnx69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:31 is litteraly everyone gonna ignore this magical voice??

  • @alexaanimations1237
    @alexaanimations1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like to jokingly believe 25% America is dumb, 50% of America is between dumb and smart, the other 25% is actually people who are good at roasting.

    • @Ace-ql5ct
      @Ace-ql5ct 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexaanimations1237 so grammar is just spelling now?

    • @alexaanimations1237
      @alexaanimations1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ace-ql5ct first off. wow Gay Eric 1982 removed the reply, second off grammar is also about spelling. Its the structure of a language. Saying "Stap dis rn" is not proper grammar.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexaanimations1237 you are very correct

  • @jackib5369
    @jackib5369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    those native Americans are flipping off Mount Rushmore because when Mount Rushmore was built on one of their most sacred mountains.

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least erosion will get rid of the affront, hopefully before the sun swallows the earth.

    • @axiolot5857
      @axiolot5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@marley5116 ah, yes, people with guns vs people with spears, or arrows, at best

    • @samuelbobert5769
      @samuelbobert5769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marley Wing but it was there land to begin with..

    • @samuelbobert5769
      @samuelbobert5769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thereal Blackwell idk man they killed thousands of them its just wrong. And if they didn’t invade we would be living in Europe instead of America. which ain’t so bad. And natives would still be in America. Also they were already evolved. They could speak normally.

    • @samuelbobert5769
      @samuelbobert5769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marley Wing I like how you put quotation marks over discovered. I completely agree with that. But im pretty sure it would be the same just less Spanish people. Irish China Africa Rusha and Cuba I think. Would all be the same. English people would just have accents. Because there all on the same continent .

  • @TheCrateOfLemons
    @TheCrateOfLemons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That person is referencing HIPPA when they say "HIPPO LAWS," which has nothing to do with masks. It's about confidentiality of medical history.

    • @kaitlyn3168
      @kaitlyn3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly what i was thinking. Lol

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I expected this comment to be better valued

    • @emmetzinada
      @emmetzinada 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HIPAA!

  • @colossaljoshy971
    @colossaljoshy971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO NOTICE THAT THE INTRO WAS A JOKE AAAAAAA

  • @RandomPersonOnTheInternet_O.o
    @RandomPersonOnTheInternet_O.o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:32 .... we gonna talk about how smooth that ending was

  • @omegastar2508
    @omegastar2508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    6:32 petition to make this the new American national anthem

  • @duck508
    @duck508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah yes,
    *Coco-19*

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    8:39
    Well they're not wrong
    She could do a 360 and slap you as she turned

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know it’s supposed to be 180, but I just imagined the mom spinning like a top and beating every time she passed you.

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nethascotx24 *R/CURSEDCOMMENTS INTENSIFIES*

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mom used spin slap!
      It's super effective!

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@razorburn645 now that's what I call a facepalm

  • @davidgeorge1943
    @davidgeorge1943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    18:29 I think we're missing the real problem here: this is a bar, the go-to place to get drunk. Just one stumble, and the whole pub is gonna smell like fried patron.

  • @adrianpivotto1916
    @adrianpivotto1916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly never been more appreciative that I live in Australia. My life is almost entirely back to normal, restaurants and night clubs are open (with some small rules and restrictions like no dancing still) and uni may be online but we are free to go out into the public and hang with friends and enjoy life.

  • @MadIIMike
    @MadIIMike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    To be honest... I tought the electric fence was kinda genius.

    • @whiteglovewatches9908
      @whiteglovewatches9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I could have definitely used a cattle prod about a year ago

    • @dawnbelleini8036
      @dawnbelleini8036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @jonzay9108
      @jonzay9108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So bars are gonna look like Jurassic Park??? "And to the left we have the Drunken Dino and to the right we have the Pickup Parasaur." Tat would be a sight to see.

  • @finex2126
    @finex2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly David has proven time and time again that he is pretty.fricking.good at singing

  • @niemanddings9517
    @niemanddings9517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    23:02
    Fun fact: In Germany almost every school has a community of former and current parents and stundents with enougth money paying money out of solidarity helping those who can't afford schooltrips and stuff like that. It's honestly kind of sad to see that it seems that, even though Americans have a similar income to germans, they don't do stuff like that...

  • @buffalo5357
    @buffalo5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Nobody
    Karen’s on Twitter: MASK ARE KILLING ME OMG I CANT BREATHE
    Doctors that where mask all day: bRuH

  • @falsegoddemiurge1770
    @falsegoddemiurge1770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "BRING BACK DAMIEN!" Imagine if protesters in the U.S. said that while walking down the streets of NY.

  • @MegaSceptile99
    @MegaSceptile99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:29 why yes, when people turn 18, they become amphibians

  • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
    @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:58
    As a kid with an uncle who is an amazing cop. It’s disheartening and irritating to see people shit on all cops.

  • @funnyfish59
    @funnyfish59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Oh, well hello there. How are you? I bet everyone always asks *where* are you, instead of *how.* Hang in there, it’ll get better, trust me.

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your the best god damn pirate I have ever seen

    • @salhb737tm2
      @salhb737tm2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FBI also asks me where am I

    • @funnyfish59
      @funnyfish59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vishant Patel I raise me rum to ye.

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am in my zoom class I raise my water bottle to you btw do you pirates have a ps4 and ps4 plus

    • @funnyfish59
      @funnyfish59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We pirates *are* more of Xbox guys, methinks.

  • @hyperfox_0784
    @hyperfox_0784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Could you imagine the land of Walmart?"
    The entire city of Bentonville, Arkansas: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678
    @idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:35 wth as far as i know carbohydrates are types of sugar and i dont think sugar deprives you of oxygen, instead its what our body needs oxygen for in the first place

    • @tenyaiida4694
      @tenyaiida4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought carbohydrates were things like pasta and potatoes

    • @HorseCritter
      @HorseCritter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, everybody who eats sugar dies

    • @tenyaiida4694
      @tenyaiida4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HorseCritter and the people who don't

    • @idontknow8386
      @idontknow8386 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tenyaiida4694 well yes but no

  • @brickabang
    @brickabang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:20 surgeons that have worked for 5 years: Maybe I am immortal?

  • @confused_shark2537
    @confused_shark2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cougar: You don’t believe in math now?
    TH-cam: kalm
    Cougar: What are u, some kind of-
    TH-cam: PANIK
    Cougar: weirdo?!?
    TH-cam: kalm

  • @wta1518
    @wta1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:42 That's why if I need to relocate a large amount of files I always put them into a folder, then move the folder.

  • @jellyfish4239
    @jellyfish4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love to breath in my carbohydrates.

  • @revampedharpy09
    @revampedharpy09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:33 that doesnt work when people are sober, let alone when theyre drunk.
    for example, my uncle works in wholesale, they have a specific area designated between the counter and where customers are supposed to stand (aka they are supposed to stand on the OUTSIDE of that area), with signs telling them as much, yet him and other co-workers are constantly having to tell people to get behind the barrier, and occaisionally having to ask someone to leave because they refuse to do so.

  • @confusedtea7
    @confusedtea7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:45 "you can order your girls now!" I don't think we're allowed to buy people anymore tho

  • @breakingthephysics
    @breakingthephysics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:03 don't forget about 70 year old man who survived covid-19 and received $1.1M dollar hospital bill

  • @xlittlealienx5221
    @xlittlealienx5221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dame! He's good at singing!

  • @amberhermann6437
    @amberhermann6437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Look it up cant find the storys? That's how good they are at hiding it"
    This gives of the same vibes as " purple tanks are the best at camouflage. I mean think about it have you ever seen a purple tank?"

  • @gamingwithsam748
    @gamingwithsam748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    your immune system builds up t and b memory cells which get stronger and more efficient at producing antibodies during periods of infection.

    • @themadsuika3909
      @themadsuika3909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, that's the good point of inmune system but if your inmune system gets badly damaged, you're kinda fricked up, because any infection can kill you… but hey if you survive and get your inmune system back up to the 100%, you got a big defense boost

  • @shyrastacy3127
    @shyrastacy3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm 100% certain pregnancy is contagious.
    Haven't u ever seen 1 get knocked up and all her friends do it too.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its to do with female hormones syncing up.

    • @mercymainbtw8132
      @mercymainbtw8132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats what our periods do😔my friend got pregnant so im quarantined as to not give it to anyone else.

    • @shyrastacy3127
      @shyrastacy3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mercymainbtw8132 oh thank god. Don't pass that shit on to others in this mess. Pandemic or not, this world is nuts

  • @cthulhuyou837
    @cthulhuyou837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My grandfather has a truck that has the seatbeats cut off he said way back people hated seatbeats until a law forced people to wear them

  • @yodelaeehoo9686
    @yodelaeehoo9686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im sorry, im new to this channel but like i was legitimately shook when he started riffing at 6:36. Like bruv that was some top quality shiz!!
    And no one is talking about it.

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I mean technically, a lot of native Americans also came here from somewhere else chasing their migrating food

    • @seapop311
      @seapop311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that was thousands of years ago tho.

    • @SebasTian58323
      @SebasTian58323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seapop311 just like how Columbus going to the Americas was hundreds of years ago

    • @SebasTian58323
      @SebasTian58323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @RedKnightC sure, he did some terrible stuff, but a lot of the stuff we know about him comes from a biased point of view, meaning we can't actually blindly trust it. We still have civil relationships with other countries despite the fact that every single one of them has done terrible things in the past. I never celebrated columbus day anyway. Sure, I took a day off from school but that was just cause they didn't schedule school on Columbus day.

    • @dmitrirudder4878
      @dmitrirudder4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I'm not mistaken, the Beringia bridge was opened somewhere towards the tail end of the last great glaciation. Before then, humankind hadn't set foot in the Western hemisphere.
      Still, that would mean reporting them to either Mongolia or Russia, which I think constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment.

  • @Nothingnew917
    @Nothingnew917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm pretty sure the chief of police was like yo want to get baked

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's like some dumb tradition with the plants in the rain thing. They have to do it no matter what I think. They probably think it's dumb too

  • @furbymations1159
    @furbymations1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:46 That reminds me of a comic I saw.
    Kid: Dad you close my closet door so that the monsters won't get me?
    Dad: What makes you think they can't open doors?
    (cuts to the kid laying in bed with his father and his disappointed mother)
    I also heard that it was based on a true story.

  • @Vga_1
    @Vga_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OK the r/TIHI in the intro is a hilarious joke

  • @shfsherfoop399
    @shfsherfoop399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The girl that wondered why grown people use umbrellas is probably a Washingtonian if you’re an adult in Washington you probably don’t use umbrellas

  • @rwoodw
    @rwoodw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude can really sing tho 😳

  • @stuffrockswithrox1214
    @stuffrockswithrox1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:31 yooooo
    Dude. That's actually some great singing.

  • @HelamanGile
    @HelamanGile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the part where you just plants right over the 360 degrees and don't notice the error

  • @ecm84ee
    @ecm84ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wrll I was told watering in the rain especially in summer is actually the best time. The ground opens up more and penitentiaries the ground better

    • @Xerlash
      @Xerlash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That. Also this specific picture takes place minutes after the tree was planted, so it needs additional water.
      (if you'd like more in depth information about this scene, look up "Lukashenka and Berdimuhamedov water tree")

  • @leawylie9427
    @leawylie9427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That singing was amazing 🤩

  • @rodrigolyra7312
    @rodrigolyra7312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Military time” is literally the norm in many countries

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's actually called 24 hour time I'm sure you know that but I wanna put that out there

    • @rodrigolyra7312
      @rodrigolyra7312 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dovah_Slayer yeah, but I said military time because that’s what Americans call it

  • @penguinoats4613
    @penguinoats4613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Am I the only one that thinks that David and Cougar sound similar?

  • @zevo9788
    @zevo9788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i think a company needs to make a punching bag with a face of a Karen on it, that thing would be sold out in minutes

    • @moony2543
      @moony2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miliseconds you mean

  • @lamechannelboring4008
    @lamechannelboring4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This sub reddit make me feel smart but dumb at the same time because there some moment were I'm like oh that smart then I look at the subreddit than I feel stupid.

  • @aidenhenderson5977
    @aidenhenderson5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me:*where's gas mask in store*
    The ww1 veteran:IT'S TIME

  • @miketowers8700
    @miketowers8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine giving a ticket to the bus

  • @HollowM0th
    @HollowM0th 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Oh wait, they can’t, because its-“
    Random ad: OOOO A OO

  • @Re0Search
    @Re0Search 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:45 Man I am dying becuase of breathing a thing that i eat. Well of course breathing carbohydrates is bad for you but technology is getting better so just wear a got damn mask Karen. Im already dying.

    • @pokemonfan8569
      @pokemonfan8569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure she meant carbon dioxide, but that's kind of the point of that person not giving a damn about science. Like how she also thought the Hippocratic Oath is a law.

  • @tjcummings5249
    @tjcummings5249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They meant HIPAA law that is (health insurance portability and accountability act of 1996) it’s the federal law that required the creation of national standards to protect sensitive patient health information from being disclosed without the consent or knowledge of the patient.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    20:55 Eh, in this case, Canada still has a lot of cases (around 180,000). Plus, in terms of handling COVID, the province of Quebec performed pretty poorly (not as bad as the US, but maybe more like Brazil).

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:05 The son is the only one speaking. The father and daughter are communicating telepathically. The son is just congratulating himself on making it to *level 7!*

  • @danngspeed1732
    @danngspeed1732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know it literally sucks that every funny Channel that I used to watch like this has gotten so political that it sucks now what happened to just plain funny stuff to numb my brain to distract me from crap going on in the world....

    • @caramia4143
      @caramia4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree with you 100%

  • @ari_shoot
    @ari_shoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I come from the nation of North Carolina” I threw my hands in the air. Heck yes. NC buddies!!

  • @razawestbrook2091
    @razawestbrook2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yk the ppl that always says stupid things. I already know that they dropped our of high school in like 10th grade

  • @cattouchdis
    @cattouchdis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You do realize that the face palm with the electric fence was that people are so stupid that they had to put it up to prevent them from approaching, not that they put it up when they could "just tell people not to approach," right?

  • @Krysanya
    @Krysanya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha "you're a grown woman lady" pretty sure that's a guy lmao

  • @zacgardner9688
    @zacgardner9688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "what you dont believe in math now?" no man, please dont give them ideas

  • @_woble_6441
    @_woble_6441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sorry for being a smarty pants but being colorblind means that people can’t see certain colors because one of their primary colors is missing therefore they can not see a certain two or three (sometimes) colors.

    • @SpindlyJohnny
      @SpindlyJohnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well at least you have some level of intelligence unlike the majority of americans who seem to hate common sense.

    • @SquidsINCIsABadYouTuber
      @SquidsINCIsABadYouTuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For some reason so many people think that being color blind means you cant see any color.

    • @LilThreat88
      @LilThreat88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, you're right about what "color blind" means.
      However in the video, kids were trying to explain what colors looked like, to COMPLETELY blind people.

  • @sylve0ns
    @sylve0ns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the title: *r/facepalm*
    the intro: *r/TIHI*
    me: *confused screaming*

  • @jarekvanderbruggen3362
    @jarekvanderbruggen3362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just came back from my grandmother...

  • @23Fists
    @23Fists 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:55 the cops in my town have had to take 3 reports about the same stolen vehicle because they didn't put it into the system, to include an eye witness testimony. They don't have dash or body cams here, they're very reluctant to let the public film them, even though it is completely legal, and I have personally seen them mishandle evidence time and time again. I hate this town, and no one in power wants to change things at all. Everyone else in this town hardly speaks English, so hardly any of them vote to make a difference, too.

  • @alexsanderpalencia2540
    @alexsanderpalencia2540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    when you have more likes than veiws

  • @ebony721
    @ebony721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:00 yes, my grandfather had. He died in a car crash, because he refused to wear a seatbelt.
    Please everyone, wear a seatbelt, wear a mask (in the correct way, over mouth and nose) and please stay safe

  • @dominicguy9242
    @dominicguy9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am American, yes people are stupid, but I am someone who can wear a mask to I think I'm ok
    Edit: My IQ is above 115, that's above average, the average IQ is 100

    • @andreipopot815
      @andreipopot815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know if your being sarcastic or an idiot

  • @Joe_Mama661
    @Joe_Mama661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Do people even have a problem with seatbelts?"
    When they first got out into cars people refused to wear them because they thought they would strangle you and stuff like that, so people were always stupid.

  • @AstralVixenVA
    @AstralVixenVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    First
    Edit: to say “first”

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No

    • @blackbed5108
      @blackbed5108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      last (for now)

    • @Arzrio_
      @Arzrio_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blackbed5108 I'm now last(for now)

  • @shyrastacy3127
    @shyrastacy3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pregnancy is contagious. I got pregnant and so did my neighbors. All kids born withing 4 months time

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Day 51 of asking EzPz to do r/Wellthatsucks... again, due to double uploads.

  • @JJ-ml7pq
    @JJ-ml7pq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thing with the deaf baby is a but more complicated. See, if the kid wanted to hear or was suffering a loss of quality of life due to lack of hearing, that’d be one thing. However, the parents making this decision sends the signal that they think that being deaf/hard of hearing is intrinsically bad or at least worse than being born “normal,” this indirectly (and probably unintentionally) telling deaf people they’re deficient/undesirable.
    So on the one hand it’s nice that the baby can hear and I’m sure all the parents were thinking about was what they thought was best for their child- but I also understand the people who think it’s anti-deaf as apparently the parents’ image of a fulfilling life for their child necessarily includes avoiding deafness by any means necessary.

  • @ThePrinceofkindfulness
    @ThePrinceofkindfulness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:06 that is mainly an American problem, not saying it doesn’t happen elsewhere but all the police, certainly in Australia, are all held up to the same standards and rules. The only difference between states here is a few minor law differences

  • @enclavesoldier9288
    @enclavesoldier9288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is why shampoo bottles have instructions

  • @sparkymist
    @sparkymist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Walmart already is its own country, it’s also know as America

  • @k3nper
    @k3nper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thing at 19:45 relates to me because my dad yells at me because of the way that I talked.

  • @saraa.6108
    @saraa.6108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:31
    Same energy as that one time I'd said, "What're you gonna do? SlAp Me?" to my dad's now-ex-girlfriend.
    ...
    She did. 😃👍

  • @MasterV26
    @MasterV26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:40 my dads been a surgeon since I was born. Are they saying that the hospital has consistently replaced my dad with an exact look alike every two years?

  • @davidbravo8073
    @davidbravo8073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    (2:45) i believe she is referring to HIPPA, which is an acronym for something but IDK what.
    basically it ensures that information about patients is kept private.

  • @anynonymous1585
    @anynonymous1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
    -Guy who got stabbed.

  • @khaki6431
    @khaki6431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:30
    Amazing song bro. *My new favourite song.*

  • @benjaminh.morgan3193
    @benjaminh.morgan3193 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know, as someone who is mildly skeptical of the necessity of masks but wears one when required to without complaining, I appreciated that outro comment. It's easy to take jokes against "anti-maskers" too personally, and that was a nice reminder to be able to laugh at myself.

  • @wolfman3763
    @wolfman3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:49 and its people like this that makes even boxes of rocks seem like a genius idea

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    that middle school one isn't even a QYBS, she's just proving the point that it's fucked up to give rich kids expensive opportunities that the kids they sit next to will miss out on, because she doesn't realize that she's working 40/wk at 18 and still needs extra support from cashapp
    She's convinced herself that suffering and struggling is somehow more moral than being comfortable by default and missing that poor kids don't deserve to be humiliated for things beyond their control