@@depressionisfake5234 Touched a cord, eh? 😅 What's making you angry, bud? Pent up frustration? Don't tell me what to do and mind your own business, plz.
Two cannibals are sitting together, eating Amy Schumer. One of them looks at the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal looks him in the eye and says, "No."
Dayvid S Please, Everyone, always treat Everyone and Everything with kindness, love and respect. Please always remember, Jesus is always there for you no matter what. Please open your hearts to love and please find Jesus!!!!!!!
"You're taller than him. That's an issue." -Fucking seriously? Imagine if a man said "she weighs over 200 lbs. That's an issue."- _Censored by political correctness._
Same lol my friend has it on her phone and we do this thing where I pick and write to guys for her we have so much fun doing it tho she has a few boyfriends a month tho 😂😂
+TheRealEzzy and i dont think you interpreted whats she was saying or if she was a she at all but she was being sarcasti...................... name a comedian who doesn't steal jokes
These girls were just too picky and barely spoke with anyone. It's not funny just judging them, but fucking with them is. Especially if they are cool too.
It would have been funny if the profiles had been fictional. Schumer is publicly enticing, dismissing and disposing of real people with real feelings who are unaware that they are being used for this vid.
+BTG514 True that, but aren't Millions of people doing the exact same thing every day, except that it is not publically? Tindr is a strange concept, but it seems to suit the current state of our society - so why not make fun of it? It might be a little bit brutal, but that's not her fault, it is Tindrs'. Why does she have to be a perfect person, just because she is in the public eye...? Also, if you're putting your infos out there you give up control over them, that is the deal, it's just that we've gotten so used to making this deal that we stopped recognizing it at some point.
Yes it's true they are people. But she also pointed out, she herself is single. Also, that she knows nothing about the matter. So why waste time getting butthurt?
Same. It's just stupid. When you want women with big breasts everyone freaks out. When you ask a man to have a big dick and be tall, everyone is fine with it.
+Lisa Wang Curious... A girl can rip on a guy for being short, even though his height is entirely out of his control. But a guy can't insult a girl for being fat, even though weight actually is something you have control over?
+Lina Luv But like... who would believe her? Ahaha. "Oh sorry for the weird texts. AMY SCHUMER was Tindering for me." I'd be like, "that is the weirdest yet fakest excuse i've ever heard."
+Taylor Levin Guys aren't as picky as girls, we decide if we like a girl pretty much straight away then give them the chance to fuck it all up on their own. Most girls are so indecisive and picky that they'll screw around even the guys that they decide they do like after endless deliberations, making them pass shit tests and jump through hoops, by which time the guy has usually gotten so bored that he doesn't even care anymore or has dumped their ass and moved on. This is why most relationships don't work. Women and men approach relationships differently. Women have more to risk (childbirth etc) and so are way more picky. It's okay though, the women who stay picky enter their 30's and witness a rapid reduction of their choices and relative attractiveness to men. That girl who wouldn't date guys under 6'2 cause she's gorgeous and figures every guy will always want her? Yeah watch her hit 30 and start to change her tune.
absolute queen
JORDAN HII
+Jordan Doww You are a guy and call a girl queen? yep.
+neonlights777 nothing wrong with that ; )
+neonlights777 and what is your problem with that?
+Jordan Doww - More like Absolute Twat!
-mocks guys that have pics with their friends as a profile
*next guy alone*
-he looks kinda likea loner
Kayla ay She said he looks lonely.
Pics with other people as your main pic are stupid af. Am I supposed to know which one you are? What if I like one of your friends better? Boy bye
@@depressionisfake5234 Touched a cord, eh? 😅 What's making you angry, bud? Pent up frustration? Don't tell me what to do and mind your own business, plz.
lol right !
@@Luis_Domingos She made fun of a guy who was with a friend as like his 3rd or 4th pic as well
Nah fam.
Nah fan.
Han maf
Nah fam.
m a f h a n .
Nah fam.
Two cannibals are sitting together, eating Amy Schumer. One of them looks at the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal looks him in the eye and says, "No."
That made me laugh more then any video today thank you good sir
What.
LOL
....i don't get it
Made my day, thank you my bro.
"He's still writing you, new york is a lonely place" hahahahahaha
You a baby? 😂
Are you 6
nope, I'm 4 a a half, so stop hitting on me
i need this to be like a regular series, SO FUNNY OMG
IKR!!!
YASSS HAHA
+sophJ karps YESSS! this was soooooo funny XD
+sophJ karps omg I could watch it all day, that was so hilarious.
+sophJ karps YES!!!!!
"Be real and funny, that's what I look for"
*skips comedian*
people that think they're funny are usually a bit in your face about it, thats why
Ya she would never get a word in because he would be telling some dumb a$$ story and she would have to listen to it all.
Dayvid S Please, Everyone, always treat Everyone and Everything with kindness, love and respect. Please always remember, Jesus is always there for you no matter what. Please open your hearts to love and please find Jesus!!!!!!!
J_Dog 247 what was that all about with the Jesus story we get it but that was insanely deep. YOU GOOD BRO?
Lol yes. That's what I was thinking!
“eww don’t date comedians”
*30 seconds later*
“yeah I always look for a guy who’s funny!”
ッjavi Amy Schumer is evidence that there is a difference between being a comedian and being funny
"You're taller than him. That's an issue."
-Fucking seriously? Imagine if a man said "she weighs over 200 lbs. That's an issue."- _Censored by political correctness._
+Smartass (AKA Otto the Great) Amy Schumer does weigh over 200 lbs by the looks of it.
+Smartass (AKA Otto the Great) Lmao when will you learn.
+Smartass (AKA Otto the Great) Welcome to modern feminism.
I guess people will always just take comedy seriously.
cancer sucks Despite the fact that the woman in this video is a feminist and will most like get pissed off if I call out here obesity even as a joke.
Warning: don't ever give your phone to Amy Schumer, unless you like being embarrassed. XD
+Swift Zapdos Well... maybe that would be the only way to find someone for me hahaha
+Damian Iłowiecki hahaha XD
I'd laugh my ass off :D
+Swift Zapdos I'd happily hand over my tinder to Amy
+Swift Zapdos Ok! I won't!
Is this what it's like to be a chick on tinder, all your likes are a match? kinda makes sense, I like 99% of women on there just because they're women
lol wtf
This is what it's like to be a gorgeous woman on Tinder. Although I suppose it's similar for most women because guys are that desperate for sex.
or maybe guys are not that superficial
+Queen Rexy So what's it like being on Tinder for you then? (BOOOM WRECKED!)
pete275 Most guys on Tinder are.
MisterShizno I've never been on Twitter. I met my husband the old fashioned way.
Amy Schumer: "Women are judged unfairly for their looks all the time"
Also Amy Schumer: *THIS WHOLE VIDEO*
isn't that what everyone does on tinder though? lol
@@CezzL are you telling me you are judging people's looks on tinder? Wow
@@ThiccGungan 😂
it’s not unfair to judge people on tinder lmao
'Stop enjoying your life.' Amy Schumer, 2016
Playing tinder for someone else is always amazing, but having a comedian do it? How has this not been done before??
+Hayley Challender Well, Conan did a Grindr bit with Billy Eichner about a year ago. Not the same, but kind of in the same vein.
Ah ok. I thought - as soon as you said it - oh ppl probs have :)
+ThePoxbox He did a Tinder one with Dave Franco a while back too.
LMAO!!! "chill out, you're not James bond..." - she cracks me up!
I don’t think Vanessa and Lauren like each other
Bloated and hemorrhaging is when I freaking lost it.
Please continue this.
Sincerely, everyone.
I think she's really funny *****
Ok that was hilarious. I was laughing throughout the whole video.
I'm laughing more reading the comments then the actual video 😂
No shocker, least funny of the VF tinder videos.
Wonder why
Why do you guys hate on her?
I’ve seen many other unfunny comedians and I don’t hate on them.
@@jennabaily2282 coz' she's the unfunniest comedian, she just steals other comedians jokes and she can't take any sort of criticism.
God I laughed too hard at "U a baby?"
Am I the only one who thinks Thomas and Amy would have been compatible.
this should be a web-series!
+Bailee Walsh you know what you're right. i'd watch it, with my depression. like a rom com that makes you really depressed to be alone
+Bailee Walsh yasssss
Schumer: Sorry Rob the glasses look a little intense
Me: Excuse Rob for being visually impaired
"Honestly, you blew it with Thomas. And thats on you" this was gold
4:45 "Stop enjoying your life. Just watch television like the rest of us" Couldnt be more relatable😂
+Paula Baxter She doesn't literally mean that, she's saying that YOU should watch television like the "rest of us" to appease her handlers at Viacom.
bruh she not funny at all ...this was rude and said
sad
+pablo saint it was also said
what are you talking about? I came back to this video to watch it again because its so funny.
ikr
DO MELISSA MCARTHY!!!!!
YES OML
this is a predictable comment.
Yes!
Getting a match as a girl is not hard. Us guys literally swipe right on ALL of you 😂
+alexkg1 straight guys will put it in anything with a pulse..
+Faux King I still refuse to put it in Amy. It would be better if she was actually funny instead of thinking to be funny.
Bitch men like you give women all the power you gene pool pollutant
Nah I like about 10% of girls
Greek Freak ...and 90% of the men...
Bruh why does this video seem so painful to watch? Idk if it's her or what but it feels super slow paced 😂😂
watch Seth rogens! much funnier
you gotta watch the Eric and andre one it's insane
lolykebrtwv Yeah so much better...
it's her
just happens to be how women are. #feminism
I would honestly watch an hour of this
Same lol my friend has it on her phone and we do this thing where I pick and write to guys for her we have so much fun doing it tho she has a few boyfriends a month tho 😂😂
“Im not digging the hand on the foot in this picture”
I could watch her do this all day, lmao.
LOL to saying no to Trey because they're shallow @ 6:08. It says he's vice president at Partners Group, a company worth 42 billion dollars
😂😂😂😂😂😂 YASSSS! Irony rules! oh but that poor girl, someone should let her know, she could marry a millionaire!😱😄😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 YASSSS! Irony rules! oh but that poor girl, someone should let her know, she could marry a millionaire!😱😄😂😂😂😂
+MindTheJourney probably shallow in the sense that he isn't attractive. Money doesn't make a man good looking.
I would love to see the reaction of Thomas seeing this video! Lol
“Be real and funny” lol maybe she should take her own advice.
Your name is Indigo. Stop...
@@hmacklemore2226 what does someone’s name ever have to do with anythign
@@denial7109 Learn to spell, babe
@@hmacklemore2226 did you really just call me babe? 💀 shut up. You think Amy schumer is funny lol
@@denial7109 Be quiet, you are a tired Karen.
AHAHAHAHAHA. Pretty accurate. "That's a cute dog. Do you want to meet that dog?" YUP.
Wonder how many of these jokes she stole.
+MotiveMatrix Jokes she stole more like jokes she steals
+MsAmandaLynn There isn't enough room to type them all
***** I can name one who steals them word for word ; Amy Schumer
+TheRealEzzy thats a tad bit harsh dont you think im no model myself
+TheRealEzzy and i dont think you interpreted whats she was saying or if she was a she at all but she was being sarcasti...................... name a comedian who doesn't steal jokes
Eric and Hannibal did it way better
These girls were just too picky and barely spoke with anyone. It's not funny just judging them, but fucking with them is. Especially if they are cool too.
+castleman truuu
way way way way way way waaay way waaay waaaaay waaaay wayy awayyyaywayayaywayaywayay better. Way.
Way way. Fuck me way.
+castleman Her stand up comedy is better.
Disagree they just said stupid shit that's not funny
No Amy. Hes not wearing a Saari. Hes wearing a Sherwani.
TwentyFourMillion EffectivePixels LMAO YES THIS PART KILLED ME.
He's wearing a kurta 😂
Nobody cares
omg i know right! even tho i m russian, i live in india about 2 years and when she said saari it triggered me SO MUCH
@@erewc2055 it does matter it's like calling a tuxedo a ball gown.
so fucking hilarious i could watch her do this for hours
I couldn't get this out of my suggested without watching this so here i am. Please let me stop seeing this now.
Same
Same
+CaseyDia22 What if I told you there's a 'not interested' option in a pop up menu next to the video thumbnail?
+CaseyDia22 same here
thinkfaster Damn ily
"How bout lightin my fiya?"
best opening line ever!!!! I'm sure it will work for me EVERY time
“He looks like he’s gonna walk in the ocean with rocks in his pockets”... I died 😂😂😂
None of her jokes are funny stop being on the internet please
I was laughing like crazy at her jokes I don’t know what’s everyone’s problem honestly
depression is fake in your opinion.
I know! I died😆
I understand that some people have different senses of humours but this is not humour... this just causes depression
This makes me want to use Tinder... Then I remember... I'm ugly.
i kinda want to see her steal a guys account to see how she would judge the girls
It would have been funny if the profiles had been fictional. Schumer is publicly enticing, dismissing and disposing of real people with real feelings who are unaware that they are being used for this vid.
+BTG514 boo hoo
+BTG514 True that, but aren't Millions of people doing the exact same thing every day, except that it is not publically? Tindr is a strange concept, but it seems to suit the current state of our society - so why not make fun of it? It might be a little bit brutal, but that's not her fault, it is Tindrs'. Why does she have to be a perfect person, just because she is in the public eye...? Also, if you're putting your infos out there you give up control over them, that is the deal, it's just that we've gotten so used to making this deal that we stopped recognizing it at some point.
Yes it's true they are people. But she also pointed out, she herself is single. Also, that she knows nothing about the matter. So why waste time getting butthurt?
Their profiles are public.
+BTG514 If they're unaware, who gives a flying fuck?
“I have been single for a very long time”
Yeah i can see that
Rude...
I WANT MORE THIS IS HILARIOUS
"Let's see what EEEHUUD's doing". I love Amy.
LMFAO. 'How do you feel about redheads?' 'That's a good question. How red. Not that red' deadd
*Swipes Right* "It's a match!" *Sends First Message* " *V A G I N A S* "
another reason not to use tinder
lmao
More like another reason not to use Amy Schumer
+theXXskater I can't believe no one commented on that. It was funny. Props.
Lol cause amy is on ot
Women that strongly dislike shorter guys piss me off. I don't even know why, I'm not short.
youre not superficial so its good!
feelsbadman
shes a bitch no wonder shes single lol
and shes not funny so shes a big fail
Same. It's just stupid. When you want women with big breasts everyone freaks out. When you ask a man to have a big dick and be tall, everyone is fine with it.
This should've been an hour long.
Sentari Totally. So that we could use it to torture convicts at Guantanamo Bay.
"He's at an indian wedding wearing a saree" dude....
OH my God HAHAHAHAHA I love her so much. Hilarious.
Stop enjoying your life just watch tv like the rest of us
+Brian Miller Loved that bit :D
Brian Miller spoken from a fat girl.
TOTALLY NOT SEXIST
+lss Teja how is it sexist?
+mona g "A SEXIST" he typed "A SEXIST". learn to read.
+MagicBoterham wow someone's sensitive. I was asking how it was related back to the video.
I could NOT stop watching this....so funny. I wonder how those guys reacted if/when finding out that it was Amy Schumer writing to them.
Amy proved to be a hypocrite
"Almost 31, oh my god, freeze your eggs." LMAO
She's funny.
Wow, she is good at stealing things
Well played.
This guy is a professional soccer player. I know him. He's nice. You're taller than him. NO.
+Nick Says the fat unfunny girl. lol
+alelokox88 don't use fat as an insult but yeah she's s o damn boring
+Lisa Wang Curious... A girl can rip on a guy for being short, even though his height is entirely out of his control. But a guy can't insult a girl for being fat, even though weight actually is something you have control over?
Lisa Wang Is not an insult, its an adjective...
calmdown.
And she is fat.
+Jorg Ancrath ikr.
"Okay...your name's Niall..."
*Swipes left*
Ouch 😂
Her essence just like makes me laugh like not In a bad way the way she speaks just makes me fucking laugh
That was funny as shit. I liked the fireman guy. She should reach out to him later and explain the situation LOL.
+Lina Luv But like... who would believe her? Ahaha. "Oh sorry for the weird texts. AMY SCHUMER was Tindering for me." I'd be like, "that is the weirdest yet fakest excuse i've ever heard."
+liulingling88 Just send him the link to this video.
She also hijacks jokes
nah fam
+Stephanie Geffrard You on youtube,WTF?!
lol
edgy alert.
w
"Freeze your eggs". Hahaha! Love you Amy! ❤️
youd be the first
@@pegyhill9333 lmaooo
this video just makes me feel bad about myself.
welcome to women's world lol.. been like this for thousands of years..
lel amy schumer is a comedian get some self-esteem m8
bill hicks was a comedian also...
+Jonathan hicks-pepin nah fam
well then,you agree with me...right?
James is NOT wearing a sari
+Dulcet Tones. Kurta :)
+Dulcet Tones. I hope she's sari for getting it wrong. Some people are just stupid.
+My True Love is My FR-S classic pun :D
EXACTLY. I WAS SO ANNOYED
Huh. Nooooo oneeeeee caressssss
"A picture with three guys shows no confidence"
LADIES TAKE NOTE
"U a baby?" I lost it
"Amy Schumer Hijacks a Colleague's Jokes."
Whats up with the letter avatars everyone has now? Did i not get the mail about the next cool trend?
It's the google+ influence on youtube
I laughed a total of: *0 laughs* during the whole video. Keep it up!
"U a baby?" LOL
I bet all these chicks respond back like "omg I'm so sorry"😂
when the Media points a gun to your head and says: "You better like this next act" .....and Amy Schumer appears.
My sides hurt.
Eric and Hannibal did it better.
Of course they did. She's got the comedic sense of a potato.
+Cole Blackman To be fair, I don't think anyone can top Eric and Hannibal trying to outdo each other.
+Md Device you don't think she was trying to be funny? She's a comedian.
+Md Device she tried to be funny. She just isn't...
girls seem to think this is hilarious; makes me feel better about being single
So, that's how the screen looks when you get a match. Thank you. :'(
>"Comedian, that's a huge Red-Flag."
You mean like your entire comedic career?
Seth was far better.
Eric Andre's was 1000x better than Amy's and Seth's. Then again, Eric is actually funny, and Amy and Seth are hacks
Thanks
Other comments were far better.
HAHAHAHAAHA I literraly spit out the cereal!!! We need more of this!!!
"don't record me it's rude wahhh... gimme your phone so i can fuck wit personal shit" -Amy Schumer
+Jacob Perry except andrea agreed to amy having her phone and amy didn't agree to the person filming her
This is hysterical 😂😂
I don't think Amy realizes that guys just swipe everyone to the right. so it's always a match xD
+Taylor Levin as a male, I can confirm this.
+Taylor Levin in fact this reminded me to swipe right for the day, since you can only do it so many times per 12 hours.
+Taylor Levin she knows how men think
+Taylor Levin Guys aren't as picky as girls, we decide if we like a girl pretty much straight away then give them the chance to fuck it all up on their own. Most girls are so indecisive and picky that they'll screw around even the guys that they decide they do like after endless deliberations, making them pass shit tests and jump through hoops, by which time the guy has usually gotten so bored that he doesn't even care anymore or has dumped their ass and moved on.
This is why most relationships don't work. Women and men approach relationships differently. Women have more to risk (childbirth etc) and so are way more picky.
It's okay though, the women who stay picky enter their 30's and witness a rapid reduction of their choices and relative attractiveness to men. That girl who wouldn't date guys under 6'2 cause she's gorgeous and figures every guy will always want her? Yeah watch her hit 30 and start to change her tune.
+Jordan Lewis lol ya, we guessed you were out of right swipes for the day from the attempts you are making here.
I bet after this she made a whole new profile😂😂
oh my God I had tears. ...bloated and hemorrhaging. bahahahaha
I HAVE TO AGREE THOUGH: "If you're not wearing a shirt on your profile pic, stop... STOP." 😂😂
WE NEED PART 2
You need to do this with more people this is so funny 😂😂
This had me laughing so hard this is going in the bio of all my social media outlets everyone needs to know about this video
"If you're not wearing a Tshirt on your profile pic, stop!" so true xD
Oh wow so true. I mean no one is really on tinder because they are shallow and looking for hot people. Oh gee wiz
A need another hour of that. Wow that was entertaining xD
I need this to be a series
"You're 35 ... like I'm 25." I died.
2:30 died again
"Skydiving? Stop enjoying your life. Just watch television like the rest of us."
kahigfjklabklygflajkbkbafgerg LMAO!
She doesn't steal jokes, they just get sucked in by her massive gravitational field.
that's a better joke then the ones she's stolen lol!
+Sebastian Radu World Star!
couldn't stop laughing
She dismissed the guy that took his pic at the gym
- for obvious reasons.....
+dothedeed You're right, for obvious reasons. Because most guys who take photos of themselves at the gym are douchebags and show-offs.
"James sup"
AAAHGHGHAAHAHGGHAH XXDDDDDDDD FUCKING BRILLIANT HILARIOUS
stop it