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ASMR The Shave & Haircut Combo
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ธ.ค. 2019
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fact: dollar shave club is actually a secret asmr cult
I can certainly confirm that. They're very selective about their crowds. Apparently, they believe the crowds of asmrtists all have beards. I mean, technically, I cannot prove them wrong. It's probably working well, though. Like, I don't think any kids would end up on this video. Perhaps that's the reason. Gaming TH-camrs have crowds of all kinds. These are selective to teens and above, mostly.
@@oldtimeygalaxy1360 that is really smart
@@azuremorpho We've found the source of the cult. What must we do with this information?
laughed wayyy too fucking hard at this
OldTimeyGalaxy are they a benevolent cult with whom we should open diplomatic relations? or are they a threat that we should pursue and infiltrate?
Marno: *doesn’t say hey, how are you*
Me: aH wHat
it's Hello, how are you*. Know your classics :)
OH MY GOD I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
@@williamfoucher2906 he says both, I believe
capitalism got to him
BUT, he starts with the words "BIG, BIG, BIG", so there's that ;)
Nobody:
The Mosquito in my room at 3AM: 14:04
Gusty Num Honestly 😂
Hate when that happens.
Spending an hour trying to kill on bloody bug makes you sleepy though
this comment is under appreciated
100% accurate and hilarious, thanks for commenting that hah :)
😆😂
“Just a TH-camr doing their thing”
Dollar Shave Club: *im bouta fund this whole mans career.*
Beau Germeraad underrated comment
Sorry if you don’t speak English natively, BUT YOU EDITED THIS COMMENT, and the grammar is still so so wrong
Hey! Change thing to this. I know English isn’t your native but you did pretty good
The Hot Chocolate He Never Got how do you know
“Fund thing whole man career”
0:38
"...i dont- i wan- i don-"
wise words by a wise man
0:39 *cue the vine of the kid struggling to form a proper sentence*
Have you ever had a dream...
That you that you urmmm...
That you had...that that you could...
...That you could do anything?
“We wanna keep your hair beefy... like beefy strands of Stromboli.”
3:16
H
gotta keep it *BEEFY*
That line had such a Goodnight Moon feel to it, i loved it!
i read this as he said it
First off, I love your channel man, there is truly an art to what you do, it doesn't seem forced or awkward when you create videos. I just love your whole attitude man. Also when are you going to collab/Q&A with goodnight moon again? You guys seem to just kind of vibe off of each other's energy and it just seems so natural and very enjoyable to watch.
I totally second this
I totally third this
I totally fourth this
I totally fifth this
I totally sixth this
0:00 - SPONSOR TIME
2:00 - Drench Time (Whispers, white noise and brushing sounds)
3:10 - Nutrient Rich Shampoo time (bottle tapping, whispers, beefy stromboli hair, soapy finger flutters, and scrubby sounds)
4:23 - Slowing it down
4:44 - LETS WASH THAT OUT (white noise background, very quiet water dripping noises, inaudible whispers and clicking)
5:17 - Towel Time (fabric sounds, whispers, breathy sounds)
6:00 - Haircut Consultation! (Whispers, tapping)
6:36 - Protective Crepe! (Whispers, Velcro/Corduroy/Fabric sounds)
7:36 - Snippy Snippy (fast and slow scissor sounds, inaudible whispers + regular whispers, white noise background [razor and hairdryer sounds] )
9:07 - Snips and Comb (scissor snips, comb flicking (?), clicking type sounds)
9:31 - Smoothing (?) Shears (case tapping, inaudible and regular whispers, scratchy sounds)
10:08 - PacMan Scissors and Creaky Door Comb (different scissor sounds, comb sounds, white noise background, breathy boy, whispers, wacka wacka wacka)
12:46 - Brushing the loose hairs off (brushing with big fluffy brush, whispers)
13:51 - Lightsaber shaver (quiet buzzing)
15:11 - Consultation + Rogue strand Annihilation (whispers and more quiet buzzing)
16:39 - Blowdry (quiet whooshing, whispers)
16:53 - Check out that haircut and take notes (whispers, tapping, finger flutters)
17:54 - Shaving! (Squishy, sudsy firm shave soap, whispered explanation, mixing sounds)
20:40 - Very Lathered Brush to the face (whispers, tapping, little lip smacks, swipes, ticking)
21:24 - Relax or get cut (swipe swipe swipe, whispers, breathy, razor shaving your beard, background white noise)
22:50 - Get one last look in the mirror (fabric noises, whispers, getting cleaned up)
24:20 - Final touches! (Whispers)
24:50 - Crepe Cape Removal (whispers, fabric noises)
25:56 - It’s FREE.
Never done time stamps before, loved the whole video. Please make sure to listen to the sponsor. Much love to Marno.
Ego Johnson I love what you’ve called your time stamps 😂
Bless! Thank you! These are awesome btw, and the descriptions give me life.
Your timestamp names are genuinely so funny thank you for posting this
Ego Johnson underrated comment
Ego Johnson You are the best kind of person our good friend ✨🥰💓
I always like watching asmr role plays because:
1. The ting tangs.
2. Imagining them as real life situations makes me laugh.
At least he wasn't sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends, right?
Whats wrong with raid it's a pretty good game
@@theescapingman4711 first of all, Raid is a shit game, but you're entitled to your opinion. What's annoying is the obnoxious amount of creators who get sponsored by it, all with a similar shitty script and promises that in the end have almost nothing to do with the boring and cash grabbing core of the game
@@theescapingman4711 I was referring to the amount of people who get sponsored by it, not the game itself
@Jipple Ripple I'm pretty sure I was being sarcastic
@@rooster1610 we get the memmo
title: shaving roleplay
*me, as a woman:* i am fascinated
dont worry y'all i shave just not my face lmaoo
women shave lol
lmao
Me, as a 100w microwave: i am fascinated
anime at midnight hello 100w microwave. I’m dad!
@@halleys.comett Nooo you're The Hot Chocolate He Never Got, I'm DAD!
10:16 Marno casually cutting my eyebrow off
Eyelid*
PP*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hate yoouuu I was almost there and you muddled-
I started watching ASMR about 3yrs ago, and its been over a year since i last got tingles.
Tonight, i got slight tingles in the back of my head, missed it like crazy!
Thank you!
Olivia Brown I feel you
when I stop getting tingles I stop watching asmr for 1-2 weeks and then I start getting tingles again.
Leones, I actually don’t get much tingles at all. Even when I started to watch asmr. So it feels good whenever I get them lol.
I've found massageasmr most tingly, especially hand movements and inaudible whisper ones, plus Marno's "fixing you" video!
Olivia Clayton that’s cool I listen to massage asmr as well
“What hair cut do you want?”
“A mullet”
“So high and tight?”
"so what kind of a style are you going for?"
*well you know that avatar guy...*
Awhile ago I got a crazy shonen style chop from him. I've been saving the day from those jerks at the other school since then using my non-magic magical abilities. If he's giving you the Airbender Treatment™ your powers should arrive within the week ;)
@@Undomaranel what
Bald?
@@John.t206 Search up the avatar the last airbender. It's a series.
Ah yes, downvote man
He’s the only male asmrtist i dont feel uncomfortable watching
Asmr zeitgeist is really good! And asmr surge is a dude but it's mostly just hands and sounds!
You should also try articulate design
What about asmr jojo he does asmr did an minecraft asmr video he made a sponge bob role play and he is a meme
Most give me a weird vibe too, but try RaffyTaffy ASMR. He does excellent sounds, not extra weird, and he's created a million asmr memes and trends.
I feel like Marno is a sweetheart irl 🤗
click here if you’re in need of a lil sugar
↓
1:57
Thank you Mr. Griffin.
Thanks
🤣🤣❤💋
😘
my little heart went 🥺
Marno could shave me bald and I’d thank him for it
yes ma'am
Every1 is scared to say that they dont like the haircut they got from the barber
SeaShark I mean the man has a tendency to leave me bleeding cause WhY NoT?
Like he trimming my beard here have a fuckin chin hole.
I don’t think he means to do it but every time it happens
I brought you frankansins
Thank you
And i brought you mur
Than-
MURDER
JUDES NO
Please inform the boys that me and my wife are now partaking in the dollar shave club.
@hey justin thanks bruh🤙
marno with the razor: ⬅️➡️↗️↘️⬇️↖️⬆️↙️
Molly it’s the cheat code for a perfect cut lol
SlayingPrince97 it also unlocks a rare Easter egg called “bleeding out”
@@SlayingPrince97 the komarno code
Bram Linssen This is the most underrated comment I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂
Totally saw Marno at 7-Eleven today. I wanted to say Hi cause it's the 2nd time I've seen him around but there's no cute way to say "Hey, I fall asleep to the sound of your voice from time-to-time, Nice to meet you!" lolll.
@@hippo440 he is lying for internet points
@@spread_niggativity lol normally you might be right, but this time I'm dead serious. He was wearing a long sleeved, crew neck blue cardigan and dark jeans with what appeared to be his equally attractive brunette girlfriend and they were directly in front of me. I didn't think it was him until I saw the wrist tattoo, multiple rings, and blue nail polish.
@@spread_niggativity But because I'm not an entire creep, I'm not gonna give the address since if he wanted viewers to know where he lives - he would just tell y'all.
1:57
Me: blushes
Alt title: a shave with the boys
now i really feel like one of the boys. beautiful.
lily do you mean to tell me that you arent one of the boys? youre LUCKY i didnt catch you slackin on one of the videos for the boys
@@yamonous ops? 👀 you got me there
what’s better than this dudes being dUDES?
you guys are gonna spread cOOTIES
if i see you on a video for the boys itll be time to scootch your boots or there will be a riot
3:27
Marno: Let me know if I'm being too rough
Me: you're scratching my eyeballs out but it's ok
LMAOO😂
Marno just casually sticking his thumbs directly into my eyeballs
Marno, I'm going to sleep now at the start of the video, please don't let me wake up bald
Did u wake up bald? 👀
Casey Williams shhhhh she stills sleeping
@@caseywilliams4033 just woke up, I'm not bald but close, very short shave
🦟 watch out! A wild mosquito has appeared! Shes gonna stop you from sleeping...
Uh oh!! Now the mosquito bit you and now you have malaria and now you really can’t sleep! :^( better luck next time
3:18 “like... beefy strands of stromboli”
*immediate regret*
I read this comment literally when he said it in the video and I find that fascinating.
Marno coming in clutch with that good content
10:08
Marno: 👀
👄 ✂️
Me: oh, Its okay Its not like my eyelashes and eyebrows were important or anything
Angel 14 more like: 🗿 ✂️
Julian Elgie LMFOADHZHFJ
0:42 I was preparing for a loud noise but it never came. I feel weird now. Thanks?
Its 2 am so you couldn't have found a better time chief
Flear The flying bear what part of the world are u in
Lacquer thinner Larry Europe probably
Flear The flying bear same
At first I read “ASMR the slave and haircut” and I was very confused
I'd watch a slave getting a haircut ASMR, sounds entertaining
ThatLazGuy what? No. That’s so racist.
@@judsongarr9384 How the fuck is it racist???
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH CRYING
Judson Garr Jesus Christ dude. It’s not fucking racist. I hate people like u with no concept of racism. Racism is if you discriminate against a whole race or culture. So how ‘bout you fuck off with your fake ass racist bullshit and go learn a thing or two.
15:29
marno: *casually shaves off your eyebrow*
hahahaha
i don't need expressions anyway
@@ShhheilaASMR ive always wanted to be an egg
@@bat5102 i dunno, tofu is pretty tofu to beat!
@@ShhheilaASMR that was the last strawberry
I love that you have actual barber's sounds going on in the background, this is the proof that you work hard and put yourself into asmr. I adore you
ASMRtist: makes a video about haircuts or styling
DSC: Son of a B*tch, I'm in
Am I the only one that has no idea what dsc is.???
Kelsey martens dollar shave club lol, took me a second as well
😅😅😅😅omg duh
8:26 from this part it is so relaxing💕💕💕
Best timestamp ever!
1:57
1:57
1:57
1:57
Play it at .025 and its a bullet shot
@@iamronaldo7764 more like a firework
i just got done with my studies and i’m going to sleep what a perfect timing omg
Same!
keep doing your thing! proud of both of you for studying etc and y’all are gonna do great
@@feralsapphic4272 thank you, that's so sweet. university is not easy so i hope your motivation will work!
Tim Pauwels good luck buddy
{Luna & Isabella} omg thank you very much you are so sweet
I always wanted to shave shed my head but my mom doesn’t let me to, so I guess this is the closest that I’m going to get.
live vicariously through this video!
Mom can't stop you if the hairs already gone 😎 what's she going to do? Buy you a wig? Jokes on her, that's a free wig baybee
Assert dominance, shave her head
tonightsbigloser yes i approve.
Shave all the heads
So I've realized two things
1. This is my new favorite video of yours 10/10 man
And
2. My new favorite sound 19:04
Bro right before I was gonna watch this I was thinking "this dude sponsored by dollar shave club" but then was like nah he barely does any sponsors but here we are with ma man Marno getting his dollar shave club on.
(Edit1: thx for the likes. Am glad to make people laugh.)
I have been struggling with massive anxiety for the past year, take meds and go to therapy. Found I have a lot of trouble sleeping and settling down. I watch this every other night and it helps the me the most out of everything I have tried and of all the videos I have watched/listened to so thank you.
Aaaaa... now I want a protective grape cape 6:45
Best triggers to me
7:48 8:12 19:17
19:53 5:37 9:11
10:09 13:55 1:05
18:20
Everytime I click one, of those time stamps a ad comes on 😂
subscribe to me for no reason. 285 wasn’t intentional but at least we’re making him money lmao
9:11 😳
people commenting they’re going early to bed while i am over here am still awake at 2:20am
Europe friend?
Yay Europe
Sarah Sophie Yessss European friend !
Rookie numbers
3:33 am let's do this
Your last haircut video was a go to for sleep for a while, I’m so glad you made another one!
It gives me both tingles and relaxation instead of just one of and I love it ❤️
Marno: we want to keep your hair beefy... like beefy strands of Stromboli.
Me: finally, a stylist who understands want I want
I can predict the future and I already know that this video is perfect
Soooo relaxing! Thank you 🤩💛
Love when he shaved my eyes, nose, and forehead
Congrats on the sponsorship! Love a good shave. 🤷
:0 im a
crepe? 🥺🥰
edit: watching this drunk is a Mistake
that’s *not* helping with my marno crush
Nice
Wamans I tell ya
Blisterybrush86 Yo momma Fat bet its a dude. Its also a weeb.
Honestly I feel ya he's attractive as hell
I think we all have a marno crush.
Feels good to be early
Edit: 6:50 - 7:35 sounded good!
Some of the best tingles I’ve had in a while at 6:50
DollarShaveClub is sponsoring EVERYONE wow... amazing
Best dollar shave club ad I have ever seen
0:38 *"I don't. I want. I don't."* 😂
You have the perfect voice for ASMR. I also really like the way you layer sounds. My favorite!
Anyone else notice he seems more joyful in this vid?? Idk it’s like he’s carrying himself differently but it makes me happy to see ☺️ he deserves some peace and contentment in his life!! ❤️👌🏻
this is my absolutely favorite style of video ❤️❤️ i love the hand sounds and hand movements around the camera
Miss the nail polish BUT THIS VIDEO IS F***ING AWESOME! congrats on the sponsorship
Idk how he did it but it really sounded like my hair was getting washed at the hair salon
He just layered some sounds he either recorded of someone getting their hair washed, or that he found
Had to click as soon as the notification lit up my screen 🔥🔥
If you subscribed to the Dollar Shave Club would you have to change you’re TH-cam username to simply ‘Whisperer ASMR ?’
The sound of the razer slowly getting closer and then being taken away fast is so relaxing!!
With my glasses off at the moment, can't really see what's going on up there so just make it look neat and you get your 5 stars.
it’s three am and this was the perfect time to post, time to sleep!
2am here but same :)
4 am here it’s seriously the perfect time fr
You know when you wince and shiver when you get your hair washed at the hair dressers, because the level of human contact you get is little to none.
Congratulations on your sponsor!! What an awesome achievement!
Shave butter
That’s a satisfying name
he had me at "big", ive got 24 starter packages on their way.
Those towel sounds 🔥 🔥🔥
Ahhhh, just in time, as always, marno!
I can literally hear the next customer sitting waiting for this ‘experience’
Marno: **makes Christmas triggers for the boys**
The girls: Awe man it’s not for us. :^(
Marno: **Makes shaving triggers**
The girls: *Am I a joke to you?*
Girls can be part of “the boys” if deemed worthy
“The Boys” isn’t a gendered thing
Just trying to fall asleep🥰 Thank u for new videooo😅😅
19:50 me as a woman: "Stop teasing me and put that shaving cream on my face"
Love it..
Thanks boi! Really needed this to sleep tonight
Thank you I want to take a nap and I need a asmr vid
I literally love the asmr sponsored shit, imagine if Marno did a whole video of just sponsors in asmr
i thought you said “kinda sounds like batman” so i had that surprised pikachu face for some seconds
Hey Just here to say that you're amazing and you deserve many more subs!
so if there's a sink behind me, I'm leaning back right? so I'm sitting. so is this man straddling me?
Always wanted the beefy Stromboli look
I always come back to this video. That shave foam is intense. (Tingly)
7:41 yo i feel bad for the hairdresser if my hair is SO thick that he has to cut the same strand multiple times for it to come off 😅😅😅
I'm surprised he didn't do the things, like, you know. The *thing*! With the hair? And the shampoo! Like, making a huge spike out of your hair? Just pulling that sucker up and making it stand up, lol! Would have been priceless :>
Oh, the layered sounds in the distance are a nice touch.
Love you Marno..Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
get my hair BEEFED up
I was planning on getting a mohawk👀
this was perfect timing! thank you!!
i love beefy hair, how’d you know?
This was obviously for us ladies, ladies. Finally our time has come.
Just found ur channel and luv it
The comb and scissors combo are golden- many thanks
The ASMR good when the phone falls out your hand ikyyk
Just in time ty for this..
4:24 AM Qatar, Doha good night
Marno: *makes a video*
Me: welp guess I’m going to bed early😴
hahahahaha it's 1:06AM where I am.
Amazingpinapple it’s 7:07PM where I’m at😂
02:17 @ night you mean
3:33 AM for me still not sleepy
Amazingpinapple u live in England I suppose.
ermmn so ik you from like 10k subs when you used to make trigger triology videos and you've just popped up in my recommended with 350k something subs💀knew you'd grow but that much? damn well done
THIS IS JUST WHAT I ASKED FOR CHRISTMAS
I’ve never had a beard before but you did a great job Thankyou I look great 👍🏻 😂 x