@@notsocrazytank707 He got a job and is not working on it right now. Although he is refering to the series as being dead, its not because he stopped it due to creative or production issues but rather that he just doesn't have time to work on it right now. As far as i understand it, the series is indefinetily on hold
I got it- it was secretly a trailer for Half Life: Alyx after all! The first half explains why Freeman is not a protagonist anymore, and the second half shows what Breen wants to do with with the new protagonist.
Rule 34.x: If it exists, there's asmr of it. Rule 35.x: If there's no ASMR of it, make one. (Replace x with any number you wish as long as it's not taken by other 34/35 subsections)
You posted a video and it's not an april fool's prank!? THANK YOU! EDIT: This episode is totally canon. I like to believe Breen just air thrusts all day.
MrBobman878 same, seeing Dr. Breen dance to My Dick Is Big for most of the vid is equally as fabulous as the next full episode in the Gorgeous Freeman series.
@sw4gr1d Um,clearly you don't know how an anti-personnel fragmentation grenade works. You don't remove the handle to trigger the fuse,you pull the pin and hold down the handle firmly within your grip until you're ready to throw it as this keeps the grenade from detonating in your hand. Once the pin has been removed and the handle clicks to it's armed position you'll have six seconds before it detonates and throws shrapnel.
I also really want to see the continuation, which time I review the old videos with Freeman ... This is a very chic piece and I would not want it to end so quickly. However, there may be reasons why there is no sequel...
@@waterandwater7638 Oh really? Please then speak into the mic, Everyone's waiting for why it shouldn't continue. Cause I have TONS who would love to see it up again
Making strange noises with different household item + bare hand. Relaxing the mind or something like that, some youtubers make an explaination about that.
As of writing this it is the 2nd of April, 8am In New Zealand. This was published 4hours ago, that's why it didn't make sense to me... I'm a little disappointed to be honest :'(
@joca xd hello i have found your sauce, after countless years of searching. Go to the twitter account @meru_nyaa, on the date of 15, May 2019 Good luck, happy hunting.
Alright my body is ready for this--wait.... *sees it's April 1st* oh no...don't tell me....ok Antoine. You have some nerve to pull this kind of stuff....and _you did not disappoint_
Is episode 3 the last gorgeous freeman? I only discovered it today and it's been the first time I've genuinely laughed out loud in years. .......I'm dead inside lol.
Just remember, 1. Breens dick may be following you no matter what time of day or the date or weather 2. His dick is more powerful than god himself. Change my mind
I love you
Doctor Lalve good to know
No I love u more.
*ha! gayyy
Not only you my doctor ;p
Doctor Lalve it's you I love your videos
Since he cancelled Gorgeous Freeman I consider this canon now
He did?
@@notsocrazytank707 unfortunately yes, mentioned in a modded HL2 vid
@@notsocrazytank707 He got a job and is not working on it right now. Although he is refering to the series as being dead, its not because he stopped it due to creative or production issues but rather that he just doesn't have time to work on it right now. As far as i understand it, the series is indefinetily on hold
So the series is dormant like a volcano or in a very looong slumber
@@rasineidedossantossantos5094 More like in a cryostasis from Fallout 4
Wait. This is the canon reason why Gorgeous Freeman isn't getting anymore episodes?
This is truly the darkest timeline.
who said he is dead....... he is gorgeous freeman, he can survive ANYTHING
@@robertmahoney3123 Last I checked Lalve specifically stated that this is how Gorgeous Freeman ends.
@@Demospammer9987 well i hope he is still alive because this series was awesome
robert mahoney
No, it’s done. Last episode came out three years ago, this came out two years ago.
it had so much potental
*"very relaxing 9mm semi-automatic handgun"*- H.E.V suit
actually i can't fucking stop listening to this ;=;
THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
Pew pew
1:16 it gets me every time with the face as he points the pistol at the camera and then after he just fidgets with the gun.
You and me both m8
he go DELET THIS
Relaxing either way
@@MustardSauce1027 stroke??
bros putting manually putting every bullet in the gun LOL
"April Fools" as if this couldn't happen in the actual show
Good point
True.
I got it- it was secretly a trailer for Half Life: Alyx after all! The first half explains why Freeman is not a protagonist anymore, and the second half shows what Breen wants to do with with the new protagonist.
Oh I understand...
The last part is very cursed
HLA Final Boss with Breen in his office
Guards, Quick! Lock the doors and windows!
Grenade: Explodes
G-Man: Dammit, Gorgeous. You're fired.
Still better than Hunt Down the Freeman
Not that hard to be honest.
Bad joke... curse you hunt down the Freeman
Now i don't want to like this cause you will have 667 likes
Hell yah to the yah yah yah yahh hell to the yah hell to the yah yah yahhh
You mean Hump Down the Freeman right?
we need a sequel.
Gorgeous Breen-man
A spin-off
The series was never even finished, why would there be a sequel.
@@adudeontheinternet8246 It's pretty much cancelled now.
@@kagegauge550submissive and breedable,,,,or rather,,,,dominant and infertile
Submissive and Breenable
I don't care if this was April fool's, it was still amazing and I consider it to be canon. Also "HEV ASMR system" is the best thing on the planet.
very relaxing 9mm handgun
anti personnel fragmentation grenade
WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. EMERGENCY. U-
Lee asmar
Bro Breens dick is more powerful then god himself
The end of Gorgeous Freeman, He travelled back in time to his Black Mesa days and died in a tragic ASMR experiment.
Press F to pay respect
@@sunke609 F
*S E E M S L E G I T*
F.B.I OPEN UP
*House blows up becouse of an ridicilous raid of the F.B.I*
An KGB agent: get that ak47
Let’s get that dick
We need Vodka, Comrade!
yo what my agent doin here
@Zulu-Exa / JWT oh hey
So, this is the canon ending to the Gorgeous Freeman?
Yes
I don't think so, if Gordon died at Black Mesa, how could he later be in City 17?
@@randomdude5726 he somehow became alive again after this
@@danthebunnie_origins1146 maybe, he has his power
@@randomdude5726 this was in his mind when frank ask him about his grumpy mood
Found the secret ending of Hunt Down The Freeman
MaliciousGrim05 you f!cked up my face
Game sucked. But the gun animations were good, at least.
BUT THIS IS NOT THE TRUE ENDING OF THE HUNT THE DOWN THE FREE-MAN
This is still canon
If Gordon never reloaded
There should be a rule 156 that says "Everything has an ASMR, no exceptions"
heheje rule 34
its not official, but it exists
Rule 34.x: If it exists, there's asmr of it.
Rule 35.x: If there's no ASMR of it, make one. (Replace x with any number you wish as long as it's not taken by other 34/35 subsections)
I dont think you can count firing a gun as asmr considering how loud they are
@@captain_fish_head bro there was a streamer that shot a gun on stream and it sounded pretty soft his mic was god like
People will think that this is a joke and not a real episode.
It is a joke thought
That's the joke.
Joke-ception
Его член огромен
it is... I mean, right?
You posted a video and it's not an april fool's prank!? THANK YOU!
EDIT: This episode is totally canon. I like to believe Breen just air thrusts all day.
Bobble Head
I think it is a April fools prank..the full episode is still being developed
oops
Bobble Head 100 likes in 7 minutes I get 100 likes in 2 months lol
The cat Micheal model citizen that was a fake gorgeous freeman
Bobble Head fuck you got me
For an april fools video, I thought it would be less effort, but this is great.
Frautcres its still a work of art
*Very Relaxing 9MM Semi-Automatic Handgun.*
1:09
_tap tap tap tap tap tap tap_
2 Very Relaxing 9mm Semi-automatic Handguns
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
*Anti-Personnel Fragmentation Grenade*
what in the god damn !
thi sn ins;t like the orignal at all!
IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOK
....... think we all got april fooled.....
Hoovy Tube exactly !!
Hoovy Tube April FOOLS
Yes. It is.
fml
9mm Was suprisingly satisfying...
No ne tak to jsem nevěděl
Kuba Vrabec no, mně se to taky strašně líbilo.
@@ZoneLoner Moldova #1
"Very relaxing."
I wish my girlfriend would think the same
still pretty good
agreed my meme friendo
shitty normie memes you got there cyranek
Cyranek Its VERY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I actually made a ton of "big dick" rips/mashups, should I make a soundcloud ?
yes
This on loop got me through 200 hours of designing a submarine. Coincidentally, I remember nothing of those 200 hours.
"We received your design but... Well why is it shaped like a massive dick...?"
Ello' Local barotrauma enjoyer
Delete the paper trail bro 💀
Looks like we found the guy responsible for Oceangate
Curse you, april fools!
mrcomp this is still good though ;)
So? Not the real episode?
I fucking hate April Fools day. I can't trust anyone or anything.
RED WALKER I guess a no
Like this couldn't happen in the regular version
I need more Freeman ASMR
XxBuchtičkaxX CZ Yeah, he has the most soothing voice ever
Potřebujem více z téhle série
I’ll fucking pay to see that shit
Satisfying icbm
When someone can't live without some things...i can't live without HowToBasic :D
Though this IS an April Fools joke.
*I’m not even disappointed.*
MrBobman878 same, seeing Dr. Breen dance to My Dick Is Big for most of the vid is equally as fabulous as the next full episode in the Gorgeous Freeman series.
Oh hello we almost have the same profile pic
Giorno giovanna!
What now?
R.I.P Gorgeous Freeman,He Accidentaly Blew Himself on a Open Grenade
@sw4gr1d Um,clearly you don't know how an anti-personnel fragmentation grenade works. You don't remove the handle to trigger the fuse,you pull the pin and hold down the handle firmly within your grip until you're ready to throw it as this keeps the grenade from detonating in your hand. Once the pin has been removed and the handle clicks to it's armed position you'll have six seconds before it detonates and throws shrapnel.
"Accidentally"? Well he looked happy without a care there. XD
Now we need to wait another year for the next episode
that's f*king true...
Admit it, this alone makes the wait worthwhile.
*epistle
Xbalanque84 oh hell yeah
Erd Yep you áre rigth
After 9000 years in development hopefully it's worth the wait
It is.
xDDDDD
you mean half life 3? :P
Psh, who cares about HL3 when you can have Gorgeous Freeman ?
@@NoelistAvenger what about VR half-life
WHY IS THIS NOT ON PORNHUB?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Pootis Thank god for TH-cam. Preserving children's innocence since the beginning of time.
What is innocence
Peppermint cobra this is where I should've taken philosophy at school instead of gender studies
Prostate Exam *PROSTATE EXAM*
IS SO FUCKING SEXUAL
I was not expecting to hear a mix of muse and little big in the same video.
(The songs are called Supermassive Black Hole and Big Dick, no joke.)
Isaac clarke
Yes.
Gorgeous freeman episode 3.5
your name disappoints me
asmr-dom hearts 3.5 remix
You're right
How to get fired from Black Mesa
Nah, it’s Gorgeous Freeman 2 episode 2, they’re just labeled by a competent person.
Hooooo now I get it!
He's not doing eny gorgeous freeman animation
Becouse HE IS DEAD!
HE died In this video!
I like that
I'm still pissed that it's over, like that; no video, nothing, he says it on a live stream, and now it's over.
Shame.
.
So this is the first part of the Half Life, if he died in this part, then ... in the second part, this is his ghost xD
Doesn’t make any sense since this is a continuation of his traumatizing flashback
0/10 Grenade blast wasn't loud enough to be relaxing.
Can we get another episode of Gorgeous Freeman? I already am dying laughing.
I also really want to see the continuation, which time I review the old videos with Freeman ...
This is a very chic piece and I would not want it to end so quickly. However, there may be reasons why there is no sequel...
NO
@@waterandwater7638 Oh really? Please then speak into the mic, Everyone's waiting for why it shouldn't continue. Cause I have TONS who would love to see it up again
the half life 3 trailer is perfect
even as a five second joke you're like the mashup king
why the fuck are you literally everywhere
Oh it's ASMR I get it now
Pajamapants Jack
What is "ASMR?"
Xbalanque84 Search it up and look for yourself
Making strange noises with different household item + bare hand. Relaxing the mind or something like that, some youtubers make an explaination about that.
STIHL
@@Xbalanque84 ASMR stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response."
All jokes aside, the Muse × Little Big crossover song seriously slaps
YES
edit: WAIT NO
+1
*YES*
I mean this is actually pretty solid ASMR.
Now come back to it.
No.
@@Ladle66 Yes.
@@another_random_ace8820 No.
@@Ladle66 yes
Is this an April Fools video? Because it fits in with the other videos perfectly fine
zolika1351 Its both
zolika1351 i hope that
I will never forgive the cancellation of this masterpiece
"April fools"? The joke is on you! I actually love this
That is the joke
April 1! Right!
Gordon Freeman just went full on Stephen Hawking on us
We needed a replacement after all
Dark joke I like it
So he is dead? (IM TO FUCKING SOON)
*gorgeous freeman
Gorgeous Freeman*, you uncultured swine.
you TF2 walking meme man
This the pinnacle of human advancement in the understanding of quantum physics, black holes and the universe. Isn't it just glorious
⟫Times
0:25 ASMR
1:21 GUN
1:40 GRENADE
1:50 GRENADO EXPLOSION
2:10 BREEN DANCE
remember today is 1st April
As of writing this it is the 2nd of April, 8am In New Zealand. This was published 4hours ago, that's why it didn't make sense to me... I'm a little disappointed to be honest :'(
Oooooow, riiight, right.... Thanks
Cardo GTX that's son of a bitch
Cardo GTX I forgot
this severly annoys me
HIV suit
DIC, huh? As in, DIC Entertainment?
Its russian song by Little Big song called My Dig is Big
*D I C*
Dat Meme Hot Suit
+Майлз Прауэр Thanks, I guess.
When you know it is shitpost day!
Royal Rudius Entertainment: look at this mod for half life 2 we ma-
The entire gaming community: 1:15
Hunt down the stolen Assets
Underrated
Don't forget the Fully Modelled mod
Its some ASMR with gorgeous freeman? Okay then
Marek Szczygiel im alright with this
Wait, hold on...
Gordon couldn't have died if he was alive during HL2
He travelled back in time, using power of his gorgeousness.)
@@lastfullast8819 ...checkpoint reached
Na, he just pulled a Half life: Alyx and reconned it.
also the second pin didn't go off it was an inside job freeman faked his death
Yes its illigal but not illegal.
I don't remember taking any drugs
How2Shrek thats why you got drugs
„Muse“ and „ little big“ : existing*
Antoine Delak: M I X
@@swiftside8068 Supermassive Black Hole
*Thanks for calling, but unfortunately,
I'm dead
Please leave a message at the tone*
1:15 *when the person you hate says "I want to die"*
OwO
@joca xd hello i have found your sauce, after countless years of searching.
Go to the twitter account @meru_nyaa, on the date of 15, May 2019
Good luck, happy hunting.
@@zestroso230 O_O :3
@@zestroso230 A national hero, thank you for your work.
Today is your lucky day
You've found a use for the HEV suit that not even America's top scientists could find in the past 2 decades
hi impy
Hev suit does give a higher hp number
The asmr bit lasts until the grenade part after the second suit “WARNING” turn down the volume
Thanks
a random box Np
Alright my body is ready for this--wait.... *sees it's April 1st* oh no...don't tell me....ok Antoine. You have some nerve to pull this kind of stuff....and _you did not disappoint_
YagMi6 I know right
RED WALKER no
Mr 5NightsAtTheChum its the song
2:19 I'm going to delete my memory now ;-;
(Second) *E X T R A T H I C C*
Galaxy Cat {has magic powers} Uncultured. That song is pure lyrical genius.
Yep
@@ryancoopersnissan240sx8 FREEMAN YOU FOOL!
why tho
this Little Big x Muse mashup is the best thing ever.
Agreed. We need a lossless .flac download and 10 hour TH-cam version stat!
Make this a side project.
Tapping, crinkling of everything in HL1 and 2.
Your subscriber base will skyrocket
looks legit
I don’t need to go to school tomorrow I’m already educated enough
Bitch, spring break
Nightwatch 911 it's still the Easter holidays
Not for me
Nah its summer m8
BitterVoid its what boys look like when in puberty kid
Did you get to date widowmakers voice actress?
No
Wait what?
Check out that widowmaker old spice video. He wanted to date widowmakers voice actress :D
Ohhhh, now it clicks. Thanks!
No
I’m GAEE
1:50 when you don't know what is the purpose of this.
But the safety clip was still on the grenade...
Ye
the spoon
Lol Lol so fr say stop s
IronianKnight English?
the spoon
My brain during a test: 2:10-4:49
Someone's gonna make a video about you because you are everywhere
Thunder Gouley Justin.Y is everywhere, even me who always find Justin.Y :v
Justin Y. *Sucks* really hard
@@isucc3512
You must be fun to tell jokes around
There was like only 2 scenes, I think I got fools
So sad to find out the series was never finished, it looked so good.
Imagine valve announcing HL3 in April..
They'll be riots on the street
*Gabe gets shot*
2:09 The song is a mashup of Little Big - Big Dick with some other song I don't recognize.
Sniper Melon the other song is supermassive blackhole by muse
Supermassive dick
Little big-русская музыкальная группа
Supermassive black hole, I believe
Little big is rusians
Damn halflife 3 looking good
Its a legit half life 3 trailer 18+
2:09 when buy antivirus from Covid-19
*nods*
the joke is that, this looks like one of your normal videos :/
*"H.E.V... AMSR VOICE, SYSTEM... ACTIVATED."*
Top 10 most awaited anime episodes
Is episode 3 the last gorgeous freeman? I only discovered it today and it's been the first time I've genuinely laughed out loud in years. .......I'm dead inside lol.
Yes
Ive waited so much for the next episode of gorgeus freeman...
And i get this. Good job
Hey this is plausible the series is know for it's "moments" afyer all
This is also the last ever episode as the creator said he's not interested in animation anymore
@@gregorycomey interesting, seems every valve related things can't go to three
@@puppykitten4779 hmmmm. What if this is all part of the joke. I wish.
@@gregorycomey we shall see and wait for further illumination.
*The grenade had me crying laughing*
Freeman’s ASMR
DatSimpleEngineer xD
1:15 me when someone complains about the new hl being vr only.
I wish it was pc
@@mrtuvok5578 it would be more convenient but some features wouldn't work on pc.
I don’t have the funds to buy vr stuff. I mean, I wish I could.
Remake the plot in hl 2.
My cyka is blyat, it's very blyat.
Hope you know what cyka blyat means it man Fucking bitch so idk if you should have been allowed to use these words
@@iminlovewiththedamntrain I bet you're real fun at parties.
Эм, ты типа так рофлишь?
Who russian like) кто русский лайк ещё я угараю 2:30
Привет русский
Gorgeous FreemASMR.
im gonna do this next time there's an explosion at the office.
ima be be be be Next time? Kek
*NEXT TIME*
Out of every video I've watched today this is the most normal one yet
Just remember, 1. Breens dick may be following you no matter what time of day or the date or weather 2. His dick is more powerful than god himself. Change my mind
My favourite anime :)
Top 10 sadist anime death's
No. No god please no. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Θάνος Πολυχρονίδης this isn’t anime dumbass
ZoltenJ 75 (╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻
Me too
This look legit i know its april fools but still it look legit
*D I S T U R B I N G*
I have the same feeling , I understand you.
But highly intriguing.
NEXUS yes it's very creepy
especially when Breen just doing the same move for maybe 2 mins .
RIP Gorgeous Freeman
2013 - 2018
*The sad thing is, when I know this guy at 2020*
Omg, same
This was worth it just for the Muse remix
Benjamaxo Do you know the name of the song?
Saretnoc The original song is Supermassive Black Hole, by Muse. I don't know what the remix is called, it may just be another one of Delak's remixes.
Benjamaxo Thanks!
Saretnoc the other song is BIG DICK by little big
oh god little big + muse is everything i ever wanted in this life
True
i noticed this video the day after it was uploaded.
let me just say that i was played like a damn fiddle.
punch3870 Me too. He kept us waiting, huh.
Why are we stil here?
the whole video was just a smoke screen
A weapon to surpass metal gear...
stick
Points gun towards me
Immediately starts tapping it
I lost my shit at that
And the grenade part
This gave me *depression*
I watched the whole thing g
strange, it cured mine
Remeber, april 1st
Благодаря литлбиг мы хоть где-то
Соглашусь :3
CYKA BLYAT
DarKSyctH :D what an idiot...
Я поставил сотый лайк....
Соглашусь
Is this canon xD
Probably.
His D is too big to fit in the can(n)on
I'll take myself out...
c0da makes it cannon
April the 1st
Odd Eyes Magician you don't say xD
So this is why we haven't gotten a part 5...