Did a DnD campaign as an undead roman centurion necromancer. Had a thrawl of undead legionaries that supported the party. We came to a town and I insisted on conquering it, killing the leaders and rounding up the people and looting all the shops. "Why do you wanna do all that rather than the mission" Because if I can enslave them as followers I'll never be alone again
the existential crisis of a young necromancer raising their first thrall and wondering... was it really worth it? only when you finally get to raise Orchendor
I start to wonder that when I saw an Orc with a battle-axe touch the ritual stone, that mofo hadn't a magical bone in his body but he stormed whiterun with a rival bandit posse, along with a giant and two of his mammoths. it all went south when he reached Heimskiir though...
he kept switching from his hat to a crown, back and forth, and kept raising them over and over. I've never seen a mage so powerful... or fashionably dressed
@@aveleziii there must have been some magic in that stary crown he found, for when he placed it upon his head the dead rose from the ground. Or'gash gro coldtusk was a magic-less cutthroat, but then he raised the dead and we all ran and fled before we joined him in his march.
He's the dude who only went to necromancer school because his parents made him do it. He really doesn't care about necromancy and he really just wants to hang out with his friends and smoke pot. But now he's like some kind of cool necromancer who can like raise the dead or something😅
Ngl would totally watch more of this Necromancer trying to learn more magic, exploring, and if he can figure out how to have more permanent thralls then eventually start working on having them make a hideout dungeon. 😹💀🧙♂️💀
This gave me an idea for a thought provoking comic series of a necromancer who is the last living person on earth and his only companionship is through the people he can bring back to life but like only for so long and once someone’s been risen he can’t raise them again. Imagine the stories and the dialogues you could have, it would get deep.
Interesting story idea: A necromancer who can resurrects people to give them one last day of life. They help the deceased live out their best final day through trying to figure out what that is because they would be unable to really communicate, only listen and move and such.
i have a couple stories liek that. My necromancer raises the dead so they finish their final moment, based on the whispers of the dead. Basically putting gosts into their bodies so they can move on. in another the villians attack the heors at a grave yard, the dead were so instulted that a war was fought over their litera dead bodies the rose up to fight the villans but didnt have the streght to fight long. This lead to one villan defecting when he saw one of the heros break off to help gudise a zombie back to its grave as its burst of rage fade, while also taking fire from the villans, they litterall put their own safty at rist to insure a dead person could return to their eternal rest and realised just how fucked up his side is
I had an idea to play a necromancer like this in dnd. Young man who dodged his own death through necromancy and decided to use his unlife to try and cure diseases, give respite to the dying and one last day to all those who have business unfinished. Ended up not playing it yet, because my DM was really into the idea of me playing a cleric who doesn't realize he's part of a cult.
Crappy necromancer needs to get his hands on the Ritual stone and the Aetherial Crown and just turn everyone in existence into a permanent army, way cooler than conjuring a dragon.
In one of my playthroughs I used dead thrall on Ahlam (Nazeem’s wife) gave her some her some stuff she put on and then well….Nazeem never saw the cloud district again
Love it!!😂 Reminds me of the one and only Time I used a spell/Staff like that: the first Time after I killed Mannimarco in "Oblivion" , I forced his Corpse to come with me to the Arcane University just to see him collapse at the Feet of Raminus Polus as a Revenge for ...well, whatever. Probably sending so much rotting People my way. Oh- and trying to destroy the Mages Guild of course. And on a more personal note: for being so arrogant towards the Heroine🤨😄. -The Triumph was not complete though because the Game wouldn´t let him pass through the Door. So good old Raminus Polus was forced to take my Word for it (and I never knew if he secretly went out to take a look at Manni). Good old Times😍 Thank you, made my evening!😀
I'm sorry, but that's the Staff of Magnus there. that necromancer is either the Arch Mage going into new forms of magic, given the undead only lasts for 60 minutes, or a random necromancer got really *really* lucky.
This is amazing, I love it. Now I want to see your characters in a Inn, hanging out telling eachother your stories about the crazy stuff that happened that involved the Dragonborn lol.
The skit is so much better if you reply to him when he's talking to you here's what I said throughout the video ( give or take ) 1:50 " a mass murderer " 2:04 to the untrained eye 2:39 "your friends sounds cool" 2:53 "I don't care" 2:57 " I want to go back " 3:02 " longest 60 minutes of my life " 3:54 " It's not " 4:03 " You could have summoned demons but you chose this " 4:12 " I can say anything right now. I'm going to get an aunt tattoo and start calling everybody dog " 4:40 " that is useless " 4:52 " I am alive or unalive " 5:00 " the bodies are down by the lake. I left them there. You will find them and you will have your army " 5:26 " send me back " 5:31 " finally, oblivion "
I never considered why necromancy would be illegal outside of it just being macabre until i realized it could completely ruin a murder case by turning a dead guy into dust
Only in Cyrodiil it not ilegal yet common folk and the Old mages guild leader thought it should be ilegal, Under Imperial Law Necromancy is Allowed so long as permission of the corpse is granted, many necromancers work within the Imperials legions Garrisons and Study necromancy under imperial watch.
Just a wandering necromancer, not even really evil, just a dude who’s one thing is raising dead bodies. Dude’s just walking around wondering if all this shit is even worth it.
Me killing Nazeem, reviving him and sending him to a troll cave while I sit in a corner invisible (this is common practice at the beginning of every playthrough) (secret to a cloud-district free life)
These are great videos. I love how they all look like they’re made in a neighbourhood and I love it. It takes me back to being a kid and playing with my friends.
a twist on the whole necromancer thing would be a necromancer that works with guardsmen and resurrects dead victims for a few minutes to find out who killed them or having a necromancer around incase of a attack by bandits then he can raise a army of undead to protect the town
Half the engagement in the comments seems to be people morning the sunflower lol. The homless wizard being jealous of his other homeless wizard friends and being unessecarily horny feels so on point somehow, great skit 😂.
Honestly, it reminds me of the time I decided to try to keep the shadowscale from the dark brotherhood alive. Everytime I reanimated him, he complained but I was constantly talking shit to him because of it
The bird was a paid Actor
I sent him the bird I can confirm
aren't they all...
Birds aren't real
@@Psych_WardOh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
At least he's working... I'm running a machine watching this
Necromancer is just a healer who doesn't give up.
Restoration is a valid school of magic, wouldn't you agree?
Reduce, reuse, reanimate.
@@austinmorris3766he digs DEEP to help people 😂
😂
@@Villaino81 thanks
The truth is we necromancers raise friends cause we feel lonely 😢
*bonely 😏
Maybe they wouldn't be lonely if they didn't shoot ice shard at the teeth of people like that
*Staff of Everscamp has been added to your inventory*
@@ROBBiESMiTTENS those missing milk maids are my dearest friends. So are the vampire blood slaves the Dawnguard inherited
Did a DnD campaign as an undead roman centurion necromancer. Had a thrawl of undead legionaries that supported the party.
We came to a town and I insisted on conquering it, killing the leaders and rounding up the people and looting all the shops.
"Why do you wanna do all that rather than the mission"
Because if I can enslave them as followers I'll never be alone again
the existential crisis of a young necromancer raising their first thrall and wondering... was it really worth it? only when you finally get to raise Orchendor
Dude you're evil😂😂😂😂
I start to wonder that when I saw an Orc with a battle-axe touch the ritual stone, that mofo hadn't a magical bone in his body but he stormed whiterun with a rival bandit posse, along with a giant and two of his mammoths. it all went south when he reached Heimskiir though...
he kept switching from his hat to a crown, back and forth, and kept raising them over and over. I've never seen a mage so powerful... or fashionably dressed
@@aveleziii there must have been some magic in that stary crown he found, for when he placed it upon his head the dead rose from the ground. Or'gash gro coldtusk was a magic-less cutthroat, but then he raised the dead and we all ran and fled before we joined him in his march.
Thrall: *exist*
Necromancer: C’mon Thrall. *Spits in face*
"If you were alive you would've thought that was hilarious"
I feel called out
This skit was a slow burn but I enjoyed every minute of it. I give it 20 Stones of Barenziah out of 24.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I give this ranking system a Prowler's Profit out of 24
Am I the only one wishing for a Graenolf cameo? Y'all would be funny together.
That would be such an honor 😭😭
To Graenolf's comment section boys! And Cor Canish as wel?
Oh we definitely need to invade Cor
“Dead body full of girth…”
“Let this n’wah rise from the Earth.”
Bro, gold line
This man really just killed a whole sunflower for a skit. He is a real villain
and he would do it again! for his fans!
I'd be supportive of my neighbors filming skits in the middle of the night, so, you know, don't assume they wouldn't be into it. 😅
Yeah just ask em and let them know
There was something oddly immersive about this skit. 10/10.
Hail, summoner. Conjure me up a warm bed, would you?
At least it's not 'I wish someone would enchant my sword.'
That's an obvious skit right there. Dragonborn sues hold for being sexually harassed.
Woah, woah, woah! Watch the magic!
He's the dude who only went to necromancer school because his parents made him do it. He really doesn't care about necromancy and he really just wants to hang out with his friends and smoke pot. But now he's like some kind of cool necromancer who can like raise the dead or something😅
Ngl would totally watch more of this Necromancer trying to learn more magic, exploring, and if he can figure out how to have more permanent thralls then eventually start working on having them make a hideout dungeon. 😹💀🧙♂️💀
This gave me an idea for a thought provoking comic series of a necromancer who is the last living person on earth and his only companionship is through the people he can bring back to life but like only for so long and once someone’s been risen he can’t raise them again. Imagine the stories and the dialogues you could have, it would get deep.
"I'm homeless, I can't make you do chores" is the funniest shit
Interesting story idea: A necromancer who can resurrects people to give them one last day of life. They help the deceased live out their best final day through trying to figure out what that is because they would be unable to really communicate, only listen and move and such.
Then there's Serana raising friends and enemies alike, then burning them to ash when she's done with them
A chaotic good necromancer?
i have a couple stories liek that. My necromancer raises the dead so they finish their final moment, based on the whispers of the dead. Basically putting gosts into their bodies so they can move on. in another the villians attack the heors at a grave yard, the dead were so instulted that a war was fought over their litera dead bodies the rose up to fight the villans but didnt have the streght to fight long. This lead to one villan defecting when he saw one of the heros break off to help gudise a zombie back to its grave as its burst of rage fade, while also taking fire from the villans, they litterall put their own safty at rist to insure a dead person could return to their eternal rest and realised just how fucked up his side is
I had an idea to play a necromancer like this in dnd.
Young man who dodged his own death through necromancy and decided to use his unlife to try and cure diseases, give respite to the dying and one last day to all those who have business unfinished.
Ended up not playing it yet, because my DM was really into the idea of me playing a cleric who doesn't realize he's part of a cult.
I like the idea of a super laidback apprentice necromancer just kinda figuring out his craft. Might use this for the kingmaker tabletop game im in
2:43 - I love the random "356" for the number of bones in the body. I mean, why not?
It could fit an argonian. Tail+a bunch of osteoderms and bony spikes. It all adds up.
Did this man destroy a perfectly good sunflower that was just chillin and living it's life for this skit? how dare he!
I AM NOT A DRUID 😤
@@Naiwal Damn...you did clarify that too.
"Oh dead body, full of girth, raise this N'Wah from the Earth!"
Goddamn dude. I literally had to go change my shorts.
Crappy necromancer needs to get his hands on the Ritual stone and the Aetherial Crown and just turn everyone in existence into a permanent army, way cooler than conjuring a dragon.
In one of my playthroughs I used dead thrall on Ahlam (Nazeem’s wife) gave her some her some stuff she put on and then well….Nazeem never saw the cloud district again
I then took Nazeem’s undead body to bards leap summit and shouted him off
EASE UP MAN
Love it!!😂 Reminds me of the one and only Time I used a spell/Staff like that: the first Time after I killed Mannimarco in "Oblivion" , I forced his Corpse to come with me to the Arcane University just to see him collapse at the Feet of Raminus Polus as a Revenge for ...well, whatever. Probably sending so much rotting People my way. Oh- and trying to destroy the Mages Guild of course. And on a more personal note: for being so arrogant towards the Heroine🤨😄. -The Triumph was not complete though because the Game wouldn´t let him pass through the Door. So good old Raminus Polus was forced to take my Word for it (and I never knew if he secretly went out to take a look at Manni). Good old Times😍
Thank you, made my evening!😀
Mannimarco quest line was absolute fire!! Thank you for sharing your story! I absolutely love these games for that reason!
Now try it again with the Mannimarco Revisited mod. You will not be disappointed
I'm sorry, but that's the Staff of Magnus there. that necromancer is either the Arch Mage going into new forms of magic, given the undead only lasts for 60 minutes, or a random necromancer got really *really* lucky.
welp. 4 minutes in and got my answer. Sorta.
RIP that flower, no bringing that poor guy back from the dead. 😥
Me just staring at him alive and well just confused on why i couldnt take a nap
The bro calls us thrall, Me in the middle of the workshop: LOK TAR OGAR!
My favorite spell is "bipiry bopity. Breathing is now a conscious activity"
You just remembered you can see your nose at all times
You have 7 days left
This is amazing, I love it. Now I want to see your characters in a Inn, hanging out telling eachother your stories about the crazy stuff that happened that involved the Dragonborn lol.
Thanks naiwal for getting me into kingdom come deliverance it’s an amazing game
The skit is so much better if you reply to him when he's talking to you here's what I said throughout the video ( give or take )
1:50 " a mass murderer "
2:04 to the untrained eye
2:39 "your friends sounds cool"
2:53 "I don't care"
2:57 " I want to go back "
3:02 " longest 60 minutes of my life "
3:54 " It's not "
4:03 " You could have summoned demons but you chose this "
4:12 " I can say anything right now. I'm going to get an aunt tattoo and start calling everybody dog "
4:40 " that is useless "
4:52 " I am alive or unalive "
5:00 " the bodies are down by the lake. I left them there. You will find them and you will have your army "
5:26 " send me back "
5:31 " finally, oblivion "
I just KNOW this necromancer was bullied.
The spit on the camera 😂THRALL 🤣
I never considered why necromancy would be illegal outside of it just being macabre until i realized it could completely ruin a murder case by turning a dead guy into dust
Necromancy is also like torture for the corpse being necromanced.
Only in Cyrodiil it not ilegal yet common folk and the Old mages guild leader thought it should be ilegal, Under Imperial Law Necromancy is Allowed so long as permission of the corpse is granted, many necromancers work within the Imperials legions Garrisons and Study necromancy under imperial watch.
Every time he spit in the camera with “thrall!!” I lolled
Lmao I love that you eat the leaf to discover it’s effect
I'm gonna pretend that all spells have to rhyme is a wizards of waverly place reference
"If you were alive, you would've thought that was hilarious"
I wish Skyrim was written this well for dialogue, this is great
"I just realized I have neighbors... and they would make a halfway decent new thrall."
Just a wandering necromancer, not even really evil, just a dude who’s one thing is raising dead bodies.
Dude’s just walking around wondering if all this shit is even worth it.
My man really hittin them hard Ls in thrall. 😅
Not even 30 seconds in and you already made me laugh out loud with that dumbass incantation
EDIT: this is my new favorite from you
THRALL
The age of empires reference though
Bro really killed that flower 😢
I’m just as sad as you are
When he says Thrall it’s funny
*watches for 3 seconds* he in da south.
Me killing Nazeem, reviving him and sending him to a troll cave while I sit in a corner invisible (this is common practice at the beginning of every playthrough) (secret to a cloud-district free life)
Protip: a combination of healing and fire spells can make the smell go away, xylophone optional
These are great videos. I love how they all look like they’re made in a neighbourhood and I love it. It takes me back to being a kid and playing with my friends.
Let this ni**@. rise from the earth. I died bro. As always another hilarious video
a twist on the whole necromancer thing would be a necromancer that works with guardsmen and resurrects dead victims for a few minutes to find out who killed them or having a necromancer around incase of a attack by bandits then he can raise a army of undead to protect the town
Well, skyrim thralls and zombies can't speak
the way he hit a lil boogie wit it when the NI- been raised from the ground
“Dead body full of girth , Let this nigga rise from the earth” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I mean with the staff of Magnus, go right ahead
A lovely way to spend an afternoon. Looking for dead bodies to wake up.
That poetic incantation in the beginning was fire and funny! 🤣
I think the necromancer really just wanted a friend
Thrall with a hard "th"
My guy wololo'ing like it's Age of Empires, love it
“You’re dead”
This popped up on my feed and I don’t know why I felt personally attacked when he said “Thrall”.
" You're going to get repurposed" bro I'm dead lol
This was really entertaining and relaxing to watch. More of this character would be appreciated.
The Fate main village music threw me so hard. Good lord, its been years!
Super glad to see the return of the legend!
This is actually a very spicy metaphor about Americo-liberian history.
The eatting a plant to learn posion effect is hella underrated
Some of your best work bro I love this one
Lmao bro didn't expected to laugh so often
But man you bullied that poor undead xD
Cool to see you also make longer videos from time to time
Half the engagement in the comments seems to be people morning the sunflower lol.
The homless wizard being jealous of his other homeless wizard friends and being unessecarily horny feels so on point somehow, great skit 😂.
What can you conjure?
Why don’t you conjure me up a warm bed?
Bippity boppity your corpse is now my property.
This is like adopting a child and reminding it that it's adopted EVERY moment.😂
I was already losing it at the bit with the leaf
I giggled when you mentioned “If you were alive you’d think that was hilarious.”
My wife slapped at me to be quiet or I’d wake up the baby. Lol
you're fucking hilarious dude, keep doin your thing
I don't know if it's because I have a headache or because I'm tired but when you get so close the camera it hurts my brain
I love that he just eats the leaf and is like um poison resistance😂
Okay the flower part upset me tbh that was unnecessary but I like the rest. 🧟♀️🌻✨
Understandable
LMFAO I really like flowers they're living XD but I do like your videos you're funny. Sorry
Honestly, it reminds me of the time I decided to try to keep the shadowscale from the dark brotherhood alive. Everytime I reanimated him, he complained but I was constantly talking shit to him because of it
Rise. RIIiiiizee... I just realized I have neighbors... and it's 12:00 in the morning.
you make me laugh the whole video :,) thank you love youuuu
"The morning musings of a Necromancer" a novel by I.A.Naiwal
Uncool move on that sunflower 😢 good vid tho 😂
You're having too much fun with this man 😂😂. And I'm all for it😅
Bros throwin around the ‘thrall’ with a hard r
Unintentional necromancer asmr in beautiful forest wilderness lol
the casual "hm, poison effect" got me xD
Might take your voice for it but you've got that dragon in that soul gem realm.
So that necro was '90s Age of Empires priest. Real necro-necro.
“Hmm…poison effe-PFT IT WORKED!”
“OOH KILL EM OOH”
That would be me every time.
dude doesn't even check for a pulse, just sniffs
Ok @1:27 that felt personal 😅
This is why you always, always, make sure you die somewhere where a priest of Arkay can consecrate your remains.
Thats right!! Thats there new name thrallllll, necromancer life is king
That spell phrasing had me dying 😂😂
"Oh you got isekaid? What did you become?"
*A really annoying, petty necromancer.*