@@PolarSaurusRexCould have begone a bit inflated, so you could have atleast already have immediately putted the pillows inside the covers, see your having a little bit of trouble there.. Then you would probably have a lot of time not to be wasted/lost. But it's still great/good from all that adrenaline rush right there.. Very fast paced from your movements
This of course is the glitchless category, however recently it is found that if you pick up the left pillow, walk backwards and exactly 78 frames after you picked up the pillow, throw it on to the exact spot it needs to be. As soon as it lands do a frame-perfect save and quit. For some reason your speed in the next new save file is slightly higher than regular speed. This could potentially save around 4~6 seconds. Needs more research though. Edit: speedrun discord: discord.gg/XYj9QCX
Apparently if you jump directly over the bed twice,pick up the pillow and then place it back,followed by you smashing your hand on the pillow. This will immediately double the pillow on the other side of the bed. If you put your fists next to each other and then put them on the bed,then separate them,the file should glitch out and think you’re flattening the duvet cover,essentially completing everything else on the bed. It’s an easy trick if you’ve downloaded file “craftsmanship.prkur7005”
We should have a new discussion then. We might make a new category with a downloaded file which atm is not allowed in any category. This new category is unlikely however. Edit: spoken with a speedrun.com mod, he doesnt see it happening
I remember seeing a glitch where if you turned your settings a bit lower and then restart, it might skip you and save you about 5 seconds of guaranteed time. This glitch is rare though so it will only happen 1/10 times.
I’ve never attempted the speedrun, but my friend mentioned something about how using a mod to make everything slower in order to optimize coordination ect. is apparently not cheating. Can you confirm?
I disliked because the original World Record Bed Making was achieved by Chow Ka Fai on October '18 (so before this video was even released) in a time of 1:09 (So not 2:34). It's literally on the Guinnes World Records web page. This guy was twice as slow and he didn't beat anything.
There is some further optimisation to be made in this category. If you put the first pillow on the bed at a 31* it will actually abuse the beds engine mechanics and rubber band effect the other 3 pillows into frame. The timing to perform this trick is around 3ms and requires a lot of practice (with only the top tier bed making speed-runners consistently being able to pull off) this is estimated to save between 2~3 seconds. Hopefully you take my feedback into consideration and update this WR soon, seeing as the competition for this category is so high. Happy bed making
I feel like the right pillow isnt really om point, however, the blanket was very good optimized and it really fitted perfectly. The ”jumping-over-bed-tactic” is good but when you’ve already fixad most of the bed, jumping over it can make the perfection around the corners kind of start being uneven and in the long run it can be the thing that makes you get the record or not. An exemple of this is 3:09 when the bortom part of the bed kind of goes up. I will have to give you cred though for not accidentally doing a so called ”sweatsucker” where you sweat so much while doing it the bed becomes wet. I would give this bedmaking a solid 9.5/10
There are some strats to jump over the bed without messing it up, for instance using a coil jump or dash vault. Dash vault was initially discovered by parkour speed runners but it has utility here
Easily one of the most impressive speedruns since the damageless Dark Souls run while blindfolded. The pillow section might have been a little rough, but who doesn't like it rough when on the bed, right?
To be honest he shouldn't be jumping over the bed, it makes the corners mess up. It actually takes a lot of practice before doing it consistently without ruining your entire run. So my way to go is run around the bed, that way you're sure not to mess up. But I might actually start to practice doing it because it makes the whole thing way faster.
I heard that in the TAS a trick called the bed clip is used, and I think I found a way to do it RTA doable. Basically, if you do a setup by aligning yourself 3 pixels away from the bottom left corner of the bed and press jump while holding the sheet and placing it the next frame, the game will trigger the placement animation even though you are jumping. Since when jumping you move forward 4 pixels, and the placement shrinks your hitbox by 1 pixel. That way, if you do everything perfectly, you will be 1 pixel into the bed. Next what you do is gold forward for two frames, then back for 1 frame, next you wait 1 frame and finally you hold jump for about 4 frames. Of course, the game will try to push you inside the bed, but by doing that, you're essentially making the bad push you inside. This trick is to be repeated 6 or 7 times. The whole time you're also holding grab. After the 4th jump, you'll do what's called a floor boost. Basically, by manipulating the memory of the game, you can basically grab the wall in a way and pull yourself enough to get a small speed boost, as well as place the bad sheet on the bottom right corner at the same time. Anyways, in order to execute that you'll have to do this: after the 4th jump, release grab for one frame and turn right, then spam up and left as fast as possible untill you reach the part 35 pixels away from the right side of the bed, release and hold grab and press back. Now you will be somewhere near the top, continue doing the aforementioned trick three more times and simply press grap for one frame two times. Hop out of the bed to the right, remembering to do a bed jump, and continue with the run. In total, this trick saves about 0.35 seconds, or 21 frames.
This was so terrible, where do I even start Well first of all, he could have just spammed the use key while doing the pillow section, and would've straight up glitched the pillows and pretty much skip the whole section and rather than traditionally jumping across his bed, he could've just done an accelerated backhop saving him a bunch of time. He locked the frame rate at 60 fps but if he had gone for 25, the bed sheet would've been easier to control although the gameplay would've been a bit choppy. Anyways, congrats for setting the WR , but I'm sure its easily beatable (I had PBs better than this but off camera)
you should master the art of jumping over your bed. i’ve been practicing for years and years and i can now jump over my entire bed in one jump. it really saves time and energy, since it requires less energy than if you go across the bed with all four limbs
Thank you for making this video. Because of this video it Cure my cancer and alcohol addiction my wife is back and I'm getting my children back from orphanage.
![Minecraft 1.18 speedrun [1:43] (WORLD RECORD)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cT8w3WOzlso/mqdefault.jpg)
The stage awareness is on point but there could have been more optimization around the pillows
Mr. Jelly definitely, bad pillow section could save a few seconds
@@PolarSaurusRexCould have begone a bit inflated, so you could have atleast already have immediately putted the pillows inside the covers, see your having a little bit of trouble there.. Then you would probably have a lot of time not to be wasted/lost. But it's still great/good from all that adrenaline rush right there.. Very fast paced from your movements
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@@PolarSaurusRex tryhard bed maker
I hope you realise these are world records not speedruns
this is what my mom would call a perfect son.
@Captain John why do you feel the need to say that
Lolol
queen nai sucks lmao
@@abrahamjones2299 damn the last time I've played brawl was about 7 months ago and still to this day i fucking hate queen nai
@Captain John nope, my mom is the chillest she doesn't go screaming at managers lol
Can’t wait till this goes up in my recommended In 5 years. With millions of views.
Hope it does
yup
And I will be there:
th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html
𝙞 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝
preparing just like the rest of us
Mom: "making your bed only takes like a minute come on dont be lazy"
Me: *mother, the world record is 2 minutes 40 seconds*
That's a double bed and most of your bed is pretty much done after you sleep, you just need to put your blanket on the right place.
SvelioWee r/whoosh
@@eatsomebread3907 that's not how it works tho
Kim Kyle Gorospe he didn’t get that it was a joke
@@eatsomebread3907 pretty sure he got the joke.
Hotel Cleaners: Ima end this man's whole career
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Job interviewer" what's one of your skills "
Him:
nate pitt I’m dead
You’re hired!
He’ll get hired if the places he’s working at sells beds
@@able. fired*
@Voidth-cam.com/video/itmUMdClvb0/w-d-xo.html check this out to see emotions
Her: I think he’s cheating on me
Him:
Double bed speed run beat by 4 seconds.
This joke legit has no relevance to the video
@@xxxhazz4196 lmao
@@xxxhazz4196 does it have to?
BLING BLING BOY DOESN'T SETTLE FOR SILVER I mean it does, but it’s okay to be wrong.
Imagine he stubbed his toe midway thru the speed run
Press x to respawn
Y.MStizzy you just didn’t did you
You have to restart the whole run
@Y.MStizzy i felt that 😳😳
NOC Stormzy are you stupid it says speed run in the title
Teacher: What's your dad's job?
Me: a professional bed maker
@@AdeptL no shit
@@AdeptL itsa joke lmao
@@AdeptL "itsa joke lmao" Dude that was also a joke
@@Saturday_Night_Live itsa joke lmao
@@hmno3398 How do u know he was joking?
Splits:
Mattress cover - 17,36
Pillowcase 1 - 35,87 (18,51s)
Pillowcase 2 - 49.56 (13,69s)
Pillowcase 3 - 1.05,12 (15,56s)
Pillowcase 4 - 1.20,79 (15,67s)
Coverlet - 1.30,80 (10,01s)
Duvet - 2.40,53 (69.73s)
when you havent made your bed yet and you hear your mum coming up the stairs
@mxxhrrt I see you havent heard of long stairs
mxxhrrt r/wooosh
@@Subswithvids-cv6nf LOLLLLLL! FUNNYYYY REDDIT WOOSH REDDIT REDDIT FUNNY 😂🤣
@@qAngel fu ck you idiot
@@bladeoftheruinedking2543
Even if there were long stairs. No stairs should take 3mins to walk up unless if its not a house.
When your mom told you to do chores when she's gone and she's almost home.
Darius Fields imagine your mom is nearly home and you beat the world record lmao
XD
I can relate
Darius Fields th-cam.com/video/OxKjI_vxvFs/w-d-xo.html
It seems so boring but it’s actually quite impressive
Yeah
No way guys he no-clipped through the bed
Suggy Wuggy Nah bro it’s a technique that most pro speedrunners use. He pressed a+up while his camera was facing down
When
@@thisismyusernamesoihopeyou6069 i think 4:09
Bed making speedrun any%
@@danewa2008trueee
Just waiting for every one to find all the glitches and beat it by a whole minute
so much has changed in 2 months
I wanna see an any% speedrun.
imagine sleeping with someone and wake up to them doing this
With intense *D U B S T E P* background music
@the hash slinging slasher hashbrowns slather
@the hash slinging slasher that's what james charles said
@the hash slinging slasher no im talking about the first comment but now reading the second comment yeah my reply works with it too LOL
This of course is the glitchless category, however recently it is found that if you pick up the left pillow, walk backwards and exactly 78 frames after you picked up the pillow, throw it on to the exact spot it needs to be. As soon as it lands do a frame-perfect save and quit. For some reason your speed in the next new save file is slightly higher than regular speed. This could potentially save around 4~6 seconds. Needs more research though. Edit: speedrun discord: discord.gg/XYj9QCX
Apparently if you jump directly over the bed twice,pick up the pillow and then place it back,followed by you smashing your hand on the pillow. This will immediately double the pillow on the other side of the bed. If you put your fists next to each other and then put them on the bed,then separate them,the file should glitch out and think you’re flattening the duvet cover,essentially completing everything else on the bed. It’s an easy trick if you’ve downloaded file “craftsmanship.prkur7005”
Do a backflip off the bed you get a 10 seconds grace period. Idk why
We should have a new discussion then. We might make a new category with a downloaded file which atm is not allowed in any category. This new category is unlikely however. Edit: spoken with a speedrun.com mod, he doesnt see it happening
I remember seeing a glitch where if you turned your settings a bit lower and then restart, it might skip you and save you about 5 seconds of guaranteed time. This glitch is rare though so it will only happen 1/10 times.
I’ve never attempted the speedrun, but my friend mentioned something about how using a mod to make everything slower in order to optimize coordination ect. is apparently not cheating. Can you confirm?
Mans really out here doing parkour to make his bed 😂
Ur mom Ohh flames lol
Penis
@WooshIfUrGay ! 123 dead meme alert
@@eli2267 my asshole burns, bruh (epic music)
WooshIfUrGay ! 123 so we back in he dead meme of mine
Day 30 of quarantine: watching people make beds in record time
Edit: most likes I ever got, thanks everyone
im ur 100 like 😉
Only 30 days?
Day __ of quarantine: attempting world record in making my bed.
It's literally this video.
Day 70 trying to do that world record
Why doesnt this have 6K likes already
Her: I'm coming over
Him: aight imma break a world record for this
This is the most intense footage of a man making bed I have ever seen
I just spent 4 minutes of my life watching a British man run around room making a bed. This is the best day of my life
It was worth it
Bri'ish*
why does someone dislike this.Are they really jealous of polars bed making skills
Xd bed making skills
95 out of 16 thousand though
I believe thats proportion for mentally illed people/mentally healthy people
I disliked because the original World Record Bed Making was achieved by Chow Ka Fai on October '18 (so before this video was even released) in a time of 1:09 (So not 2:34). It's literally on the Guinnes World Records web page. This guy was twice as slow and he didn't beat anything.
This video was just a joke 🤣 Nothing serious
There is some further optimisation to be made in this category. If you put the first pillow on the bed at a 31* it will actually abuse the beds engine mechanics and rubber band effect the other 3 pillows into frame. The timing to perform this trick is around 3ms and requires a lot of practice (with only the top tier bed making speed-runners consistently being able to pull off) this is estimated to save between 2~3 seconds. Hopefully you take my feedback into consideration and update this WR soon, seeing as the competition for this category is so high. Happy bed making
That speed makes me think how many world records my mom or any mom would have won with little practice
Polar: about to change sheets
Also him: starts googling the world record for fastest time of making a double bed
New glitch was found your wr was beaten by some dude in Mexico he used the running and parkour glitch.
This was the glitchless run
Yeah, that was TAS. He used a MomHack
BreathingAir ha
JoicSeth This is genuinely the cleverest pun I’ve seen in a long time
@@floydhebert3684 well, thank you very much my good sir
Fake, the bed was already built when he started
Edit: thanks for all the likes and sorry
Bad time trio for all the drama i have caused you
Indeed
Yep
uh huh
@Bad Time Trio r/foundthemobileuser
@Bad Time Trio and also r/wooooshwith4os
mom: I bet you cant make your bed like the flash
6 year old:
Mom: I’ll be there in 5 minutes
Me, who hasn’t even gotten changed yet:
I really just sat on my bed and watched polar make his bed 💀2020
I really just sat on my toilet and watched polar make his bed
struthut same
@@_gregory0 eat your cereal
dudes for real out here speedrunning making a bed
Can we get a speedrunning.com section for making beds (for some reason the link sends you to a rope course thing, idk why)
frog collector just quarantine things
I feel like the right pillow isnt really om point, however, the blanket was very good optimized and it really fitted perfectly. The ”jumping-over-bed-tactic” is good but when you’ve already fixad most of the bed, jumping over it can make the perfection around the corners kind of start being uneven and in the long run it can be the thing that makes you get the record or not. An exemple of this is 3:09 when the bortom part of the bed kind of goes up. I will have to give you cred though for not accidentally doing a so called ”sweatsucker” where you sweat so much while doing it the bed becomes wet. I would give this bedmaking a solid 9.5/10
10.000 subs with no videos challenge th-cam.com/video/OxKjI_vxvFs/w-d-xo.html
There are some strats to jump over the bed without messing it up, for instance using a coil jump or dash vault. Dash vault was initially discovered by parkour speed runners but it has utility here
@@Twebs12 why
Just why
Dude its a bed
@@notayden2108 and its a joke
where is the % at
is this a speedrun even without the trusty 100% validating any% speedrun?
It's glitchless%
Богдан Седин LMAO
Reasons why you should give the world record to me
1. I am biased
2. the.
2. I have severe brain injury
3. I know the nuclear launch codes
Cheating Husbands when their real wife comes home
You really are in every comment section
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun lol
Opposite way around as well
2m 44s 72 World record holder: William P.
Lewis: "We meet again... "
Some very good u-turns were also made going round each corner of the bed.
Easily one of the most impressive speedruns since the damageless Dark Souls run while blindfolded.
The pillow section might have been a little rough, but who doesn't like it rough when on the bed, right?
Couldn't agree more friend. Keep up the good work on the commenting👍
@@DeadlyyQueen That's like congratulating someone for using their mouth to breath.
And another one
Bennett Boggs Daisan no Bakudan
To be honest he shouldn't be jumping over the bed, it makes the corners mess up. It actually takes a lot of practice before doing it consistently without ruining your entire run. So my way to go is run around the bed, that way you're sure not to mess up. But I might actually start to practice doing it because it makes the whole thing way faster.
This should have Any% in its title, because some part of the bedsheet didn‘t fully wrap up smh my head
"shake my head my head"
@@auliazulfadhli6875 honestly the stupidity of people these days 😂
@@Kim_Jong_Un-----353 wut
Kim Jong-un looool
Imagine making the world record but he hurts his toes hitting the corner of his bed
“I’m gonna need a drink of water after that”
Me: *surprised he didn’t say tea*
He gon' drink a glass o' wah er
@@lambdpro3982 wah er
Alex - Roblox Gamer And Minecraft *O I L*
@@notaraider7115 ool
@@alex-robloxgamerandminecra3942 you are minecraft
He's making the bed like a LEGO character in star wars
facts
Lol
Bruh, my man literally accomplished the most useless thing he could imagine.
that’s very useful actually
Thats useful u do dat every day nearly
Not if you're in the military or prison.
It's not useless. It literally takes me 15 minutes to do make my bed
@@wobblytwat3964 i mean still don't do it everyday?
I never thought I’d lose my mind laughing while watching a guy make his bed.
Welcome to this episode of why did TH-cam recommend this to me, today we will be watching some guy jumping around on a bag for 4 minutes
Guy who previously had this world record: HoW FaSt ArE YOU?!!!!
Polar: YES.
thanks for spoiling.
Polar: I am speed
Why does this have 200 likes
@@guncius why do you even come at the comment section before watching the video bru
shut up
Everyone gangsta till lewis does a parkour 180 over his bed
2:38 we call this the "Lewis Jump" shortcut in the double bed speed running community
HA!!!
"Polar peddle jump"
lewis jumping saves around 1.5 seconds
Polar: -beats bed making world record-
Moms: I’m gonna end this man’s whole career
I heard that in the TAS a trick called the bed clip is used, and I think I found a way to do it RTA doable. Basically, if you do a setup by aligning yourself 3 pixels away from the bottom left corner of the bed and press jump while holding the sheet and placing it the next frame, the game will trigger the placement animation even though you are jumping. Since when jumping you move forward 4 pixels, and the placement shrinks your hitbox by 1 pixel. That way, if you do everything perfectly, you will be 1 pixel into the bed. Next what you do is gold forward for two frames, then back for 1 frame, next you wait 1 frame and finally you hold jump for about 4 frames. Of course, the game will try to push you inside the bed, but by doing that, you're essentially making the bad push you inside. This trick is to be repeated 6 or 7 times. The whole time you're also holding grab. After the 4th jump, you'll do what's called a floor boost. Basically, by manipulating the memory of the game, you can basically grab the wall in a way and pull yourself enough to get a small speed boost, as well as place the bad sheet on the bottom right corner at the same time. Anyways, in order to execute that you'll have to do this: after the 4th jump, release grab for one frame and turn right, then spam up and left as fast as possible untill you reach the part 35 pixels away from the right side of the bed, release and hold grab and press back. Now you will be somewhere near the top, continue doing the aforementioned trick three more times and simply press grap for one frame two times. Hop out of the bed to the right, remembering to do a bed jump, and continue with the run. In total, this trick saves about 0.35 seconds, or 21 frames.
What my mom wants me to do in the morning.
Havox there was literally no reason to start that with “no one:”
@@melloandy913 lmao fr
Thanks no one for this beautiful sentences
When someone is coming over and they just rang the bell.
This is what quarantine does to a man
I don’t know, i made my bed even before quarantine
On god bro it changes you
Day 14 of watching morgz disstracks non stop. It's starting to grow on me, I know like it somehow.
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy who just moved in and only has a mattress: _”Child’s play.”_
Disqualified.
The bed frame is already pre-made and painted. As well as the mattress.
The things that polar does in quarantine
when your mom tells you to do your bed but your playing a online game.
Could've inputted a wavedash across the bed when spreading the sheets smh
could've done the no clip into it which saves about approximately 3 secs
6 year old me: *can't get the covers around the corners*
my mom: 0:31
When you‘re having a team deathmatch round in black ops in a few minutes and you don‘t want to disappoint your friends.
Lewis: I wonder what I should do toda-
His Mom: Lewis, will you please make your bed?
why u have music symbol
equil make a guess
3:01 my mans really out here parkouring over his bed 😂😂. A committed man, I like it
Mans really finding anything to accomplish other than halo 2 no deaths
Mom: You're allowed to play video games if you make your bed.
Me:
hotel housekeeping:
*you guys are getting records?*
“Hey can you make your bed”
“Sure “
*gets back 0.4 seconds later*
Her: show me what those fingers can do
PolarSaurusRex:
“I’m gonna need a drink of water after that”
Me: *you misspelled tea*
Stop influencing fellow hydro homie
how funny you made the same comment twice and got 200 likes on the other one
this is the content youtube needs
YOU'VE FUCKIN DONE IT MATE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 LEWIS: WORLD RECORD HOLDER
Her: "I bet hes talking to other girls"
Him: 1:57
2:26 Could've saved 2 seconds if he performed the Lewis Jump
But you’re a world record holder in being the best TH-camr
No cap bro
I’m the Muhammad Ali of TH-cam.
World record holder for having the worst video quality on TH-cam
Fantastic
This is a much better achievement tho
1890: we will have flying cars in 2020!
2020:
*When your Mom tells you to clean your bed but you’re in a match*
This was so terrible, where do I even start
Well first of all, he could have just spammed the use key while doing the pillow section, and would've straight up glitched the pillows and pretty much skip the whole section and rather than traditionally jumping across his bed, he could've just done an accelerated backhop saving him a bunch of time. He locked the frame rate at 60 fps but if he had gone for 25, the bed sheet would've been easier to control although the gameplay would've been a bit choppy. Anyways, congrats for setting the WR , but I'm sure its easily beatable (I had PBs better than this but off camera)
No clue what you said but, I agree.
This is the glitchless category. He couldn't have done the first one.
AGAbi
Read the description dumbass
@@Hecobeco you didn't get the joke
HecoBeco dude he’s joking... r/whoosh
When you're playing halo on your Xbox one, and remember mom is coming home from work in three minutes, and you forgot to do the bed.
you should master the art of jumping over your bed. i’ve been practicing for years and years and i can now jump over my entire bed in one jump. it really saves time and energy, since it requires less energy than if you go across the bed with all four limbs
"With all four limbs" just makes it sound like you're crawling across the bed like a demon
Lifted In Cali that’s the point
@@Lucas51397 it is a foken dog man
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Quarantine day 147:
FASTET TIME FOR MAKING A DOUBLE BED
Speedrunners: *speedrun Super Mario 64, Odyssey and Pencil Sharpening Simulator*
Lewis: PFFT, I speedrun Making a Double Bed.
I see that quarantine has gotten to Lewis
Shut the up
Doodle get the out
@@bongwaterfumes out da get
@@bongwaterfumes Fuck. You mean Shut the fuck up
He's really bored, isn't he?
Mom: what have you done during quarantine.
Me:
Him : Bed has to look presentable...
Also him: Proceed to jump across the bed immediately after...
When your mom confiscates your games so you don’t have anything to speedrun at
I just watched a GTA speedrunner's video and saw this after that, i laughed for like a minute straight
"I think this is the I could potentially beat"
Yes because Lewis is a professional bed maker
You should get TAS to train you, I heard he's a pretty good speedrunner
Me when my mom tells me to make my bed before she gets back from the grocery store and I hear her car pull up and I still haven’t done it...
Thank you for making this video. Because of this video it Cure my cancer and alcohol addiction my wife is back and I'm getting my children back from orphanage.
Haha very funny
He used glitches, this isn’t fair
I DIED when I read this XD
Alden Robinson he wasn’t doing glitchless
Shnuks take a fucking joke
kaiyan Are you illiterate?
?
"yeah, i hold the world record for speedrunning original mario bros"
"i also hold the doom speedrun"
"i can make a bed pretty quick"
TH-camrs: I’m gonna make my outro as fancy as possible!
Real Men like PSR:
Time to make my outro as shit*y as possible
Parents : you can do anything thing you want when you grow up
Polarsaursrex who wants to be a world record holder : anything?
The guy: does it in a 2mins 40
Me: does it in just under 10mins
I hate how everyone’s just trying to be funny and no one is acknowledging he used a glitch on 2:12 😡😡😡😡
lol
Lmao this kid
MrUnavailable YT bro it’s a joke 😂
@@htr4483 it's just a joke chilllll
MrUnavailable YT damn you salty af over nothing pussy boy
I bet that William P will beat your record in 2 seconds
Healmore we do not speak of that evil man on this channel
Get out
probably
This man be out here speed running live so he can die faster, im so jealous
Out of all the records to break you chose to do the fastest time making a bed.
Lewis: jumps over bed*
The lamp: *british plug rattling noise)