Trump to Audition VP Hopefuls at Palm Beach Retreat, Biden Rebrands Marijuana
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 พ.ค. 2024
- Jimmy addresses the latest news, like the Knicks and Rangers both advancing to the next round of the playoffs, Trump parading around hopeful running mates in front of the wealthy elite at a Palm Beach retreat and Biden's move to reclassify marijuana.
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Trump to Audition VP Hopefuls at Palm Beach Retreat, Biden Rebrands Marijuana
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Hats off to Fallon and Colbert, the only late-night talk-show hosts willing to tape on Fridays. Thanks guys!👍😎🍻
They actually tape double segments on Thursdays, never on a Friday
@@AceofBass808 So Fallon and Colbert welcome the same audience twice or... how does that work?🤔
@@ChandlerSomborac Yep, they do a Thursday & Friday take. You'll notice there's no new news on a Friday that's happened after Thursday at 5pm. I've been to both shows. Going to see Seth next!
@@AceofBass808 I don't think that that's the case. *You'll* notice, if you look at their page for booking tickets to be in the audience, that the calendar lists tapings on Fridays. Plus, they even say "it's Friday", and they're not being paid to lie, bro.🤷♂🙂
Pretty sure that pizza box was empty, lol
It wasn’t. Trump 2024
1 pizza for a whole fire station?
That brings all the new meaning to “ snakes on a plane.”
Not really, if you've actually seen the movie
Is Majorie Taylor-Green running in the Derby?
I would want the “auditions” to be televised lol, Apprentice style
You're fired!
I'll be surprised if he doesn't try to have them televised! Think of the ratings! 😂
Came here to say this 😂@@Poemi10304
Jimmy trumps impressions will never get old hilarious 🤣
😅WTH
They got old ever since he started doing them 😂
@@AndrewPruteanu I saw a bullfrog the other day doing an impression of Trump - talented frogs, like wannabe dictators, also get old
Colbert is better.
That pizza was already delivered... Such a grifter
What about Mike Pence for VP pick again? I hope Trump doesn’t leave him hanging? Wait, I worded that wrong.🤪😜
Bringing pizza to firefighters! He'll go down in history as the best ex-president for giving 2 pizzas paid by the RNC! WOW! Must be the GREATEST ACT a past-president has done! Erases all the criminal acts he committed! NOT!
Those pizzas sat there for 1/2 hour before he got there for the photo-op.
Trump still thinks this is just really long episode of the apprentice.
That must be why he keeps farting, crapping his pants and sleeping. 😂😂😂
Well he did turn the republican party into a bad reality show.....
4:38 And here I was thinking I'm the only one who reads the same page of a book 350 times when I get stoned 😂😂😂
If it's the last page of a boring book it can happen without being stoned.🤣🤣
Nope, you’re not alone!!!
Audiobooks are magical.
I get more creative. I type a whole lot more.
@SW-dq1nd I haven't been stoned in almost 3 years but smoked for half my life and started slowly when I was 14 and over the course of a few years it became an everyday thing for me up until I quit when I turned 29.
That being said, yes, I can relate to that, too. Some of my greatest moments of peak creativity happened thanks to that flower.
Unfortunately, I think due to being so young when I started and it being so frowned upon, especially by my parents (even tho they used to be hippies in the 70's!) I really don't think I was ever able to fully utilize it as the therapeutic tool it can be.
Who knows. Sorry for life story. Been considering trying to use it again and so your comment kinda triggered my thought process to go there and then type it out in a response to you 🤣
The PIZZA Bit is hysterical!! Jerry Lewis was hysterical!!
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
As a Democrat from Central Texas, I find it scary to think it's possible that Trump may pick my Governor Greg Abbott to be his V.P. pick.
I have heard of no good repub being talked about as possibilities.
He’s horrifying
He won't. doesn't like the wheelchair look.
The only positive is that he would have to renounce being the governor ...✌🏼
tRump being mentality challenged and the other physically challenged.
Puurrfeeect
What makes you think that Trump was carrying the pizza cheese side up?
Wow!! Trump would even make a lousy pizza delivery boy. Is breaking the law the only thing Trump's good at?
Apparently...giggle
Trump has actually been given an great new title…”Baron VonShitzInPants”
Those pizza's didn't make it to the firefighters, Trump ate them in the Limo.
Almost seems like there’s nothing inside the pizza box… is this mere symbolic, and the real pizza will come along later??
You are wrong NPR's Peter Seagal! You don't need to be high to enjoy Jimmy Fallon's jokes, though they are the kind of jokes that you would laugh at when high but they're still funny regardless.
Jimmy your monologue is down to less than 5 minutes!
Best horse name ever was Hoof Hearted
Jimmy, you totally rocked those Derby horses' names! I had already chosen my favorites (Resilence, Fierceness, and Track Phantom), and you rendered them brilliantly. Thank you.
Trump actually delivered a pizza that was already delivered. Leave it to Trump to take credit for something someone else did.
Beautiful 😊
what an animal, he destroyed the pizza, how stupid one can be.
Wooowww jimmyy❤❤❤
So cool 😂❤ Jimmy fallon is the best ❤
the horses all look scared, depressed or abused
But the one horse is going to be a stud
They looked fine and loved the ones smile.
Such a slay
The hat winner played along like a true gentleman. Stayed witty, played along with trying the hat (then took it off before it would have been uncomfortable), and offered it to the lady seated first in his row (who also didn’t want to wear it but will hopefully keep it somewhere as a souvenir of the show).
Jimmy - "Give it up for... 🤔😬 our audience winner right there." 😂 I'm awful with names too, Jimmy. You could look me straight in the eyes and tell me that your name is Bill, and as soon as you walk away, I'm going, "What was his name again?"
Same here.
Auditions...makes sense. Trump was never anything more than a game show host. Even in the oval office he was a joke.
love the Kentucky Derby tribute.
One pizza for all the firefighters?
No.. he had what looked like secret service agents deliver like 6 or 8 pizzas and then he showed up like a half hour to 45 mins later and an agent brought the two boxes(empty?) out to trumps suv for the photo op.... then he left... just another scam to dupe the poorly educated...
Trump gave them Cold Pizza!!!! All boxes were hours old.
Probably missing a couple pieces, too.
Wa waaaaaa... 😆🙄
All boxes were empty just like his brain!!!
That hat would rock as a summer wreath on my front door.🌹🌹💐
It's the "Most Exciting" 2 Minutes in Sports, Not "The Fastest" 😆
Marijuana: Hehehe, phalanges. 😂
hellavah writing Jimmy
Funny! 😂 thank you
Auditions for VP, huh. Will it be anything like Chump's "auditions" of girls who were in his beauty contests? What do they have to kiss and for how long?
this was a funny episode. the pot commercial is a dream come true! 🍁💚4:20
so great 😂
Jimmy your Trump impressions are the best, but this Trump shaking the pizza box impression is priceless xD
He delivered TWO pizzas? Just two? What a cheap man he is.
Bet the secret service guy paid for them.
More pizzas were delivered, but two were held back for the photo op for when Trump arrived about 45 minutes later. Pizza would have been ice cold by then.
Great run thru
That's ridiculouse! I've never read the same page more than three times.
Also, the whole video shows pizzas being delivered and then one was brought back out for Trump to carry in when he arrived. Pathetic.
Hats are fun. But rethink the Kentucky Derby - the horses are often injected or drugged so question supporting horse racing? More research?
Alaska here ! Sled dog racing too
It's sad it's like the state sport
Cold, hard, slopped up pizza for the firefighters. Your to nice trump.
Horse racing is animal abuse! #govegan
Problem: Race horses are a breed which only use is racing. Have you ever been close to one of them? They are like greyhounds, tall, slender, incredibly long legs. They aren't useful as pets (how many people can have horses as pets?) and definitely are useless for herding, army, police, or any other job (which I bet you also consider abuse). Even if they are very temperamental, they are domestic, delicate, cannot live in the wilderness - the scarce wilderness left is occupied by mustangs, which are adapted to it.
So, forbidding horse races would mean the disappearance of those horses - unless another use could be found. Ever been close to a draft horse? They are incredibly large and muscular. As they were mostlt replaced by machines, they are almost extinct. In some places, they are breed for their meat.
Racing horses are like greyhounds, breed for running. That's their being and raison d'être.
Because they are drugging them and injecting them 😔 they care about money and winning not the health of the horse 😔
Alaska here Dog Racing is called cruel here I my state . And the male musher's are sexist pigs I have heard it all about poor sled dogs they love to run
Women have won the Iditarod Race
Susan Butcher and Libby Riddles
Apparently that's illegal in some state...
JP
@6:37 "You want your pizzaaa, here's ya pizzzaaa..ooo"" GENIUS
That's exactly what it is... an audition for the 'apprentice'. 😢😢😢
Jimmy Fallon eu te amo muito 💚💙💛
You are closer to good than you are evil
Horses ❤
Equine 💕 I had a thoroughbred
Saved from Race track age 3
Admirals Rebel ❤️
Allen Pan literally made a tutorial of how to bring snakes on a plane and this guy didn't even watch it.
🍕 leftover from lunch ?
This is Sparta.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought this! 😆
The last side effect should have been like potentially end up the host of The Tonight Show
Ok, that was a cute cinco de mayo story. 💞🤟
😂
Ngl while smoking a j I giggled at phalanges 😆
I want a big sweater.
#ForeverYoung ❤️
It's Jimmy Fallon
These shows are hilarious…🫵🏽😂 I swear these hats are so funny each and every day!!
Cinco de mayo! 👏👏
i wonder if rump paid for the pizza?
Always on point Jimmy!🤣🤣 You're the best!❤❤👏👏 ¡Viva Mexico¡ ¡VIVAAA! 🇲🇽 ¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!💚🤍❤️🎉🎉
Benedict Donald
No no no....
Those boxes were props and they were empty. There's no way that demon in a skin suit would do something nice for another human being, I think he would just crumble into dust like when sunlight hits a vampire.
Maybe Gov. Neom wanted to serve the dog to Kim Jung Un when she met him.
“Come on, Cricket, let’s go for a wok.”
Go Knick(erbocker)s, go Rangers!!!
Why would Trump need a VP in prison?
To handle his commissary and laundry and other needs.
Still looking for that weed that is. What are they really saying it is 50 times stronger than the 70's. Still haven't found any that strong.
Visit Oregon...just sayin
Meidas youtube had a video of the setup for the "pizza delivery" showing all pizzas delivered, and 2 boxes set aside to wait - 2 boxes taken out to him as he got out of the big car a half hour later, and the "delivery " video starting after the handover.
Seems all his recent "common people love me" videos lately are set-ups. Republican groups set up and were the main cheerleaders at the chicken, bodega, and worksite scenes
Wouldn't bother smelly, you won't need one
Dictators don't select a number 2 in charge. He's not picking anyone.
Captions, please
I’ve never really was a fan,Jimmy Fallon is the hardest working late night talk show host.Next Seth Myers. This is a toughy to rate, but someone who also has a show on a Friday multiple times while the others are repeats
Fallon you're so yay crazy! From the minute you say thanks, you have me. Trump should choose Merrick Garland as VP, due to his huge role in helping the new boss escape accountability. Well done and can use the same set up they built for the other one if he gets out of lockstep.
💙 🇺🇸 I’m not left nor right, but I sure as hell support DEMOCRACY!🎉
Is that a snake in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Customs and taxes will be collected on that hat.
Despite the Knicks and Rangers winning, everyone still hates James Dolan
How many times does U.S going to reclassify weed? It's like the plant has gone through so much political bullshit and smear campaign it should run for an office.
Looks like Vignesh has done pretty well for himself... With the hat, of course.
Surprised that Jimmie doesn't have any stoners on his writing staff. Or he's buying better weed than I've ran into in 56 years of smoking it.
Clarence Thomas’s wife probably wants the job.
Fight
Old pizza. Fire firefighters are amazing cooks. Who eats carbs anymore? Good move Trump.
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I wonder if the people running for his go know it’s a one way street and if they don’t live up it he’s gonna say no
This man Trump IS A LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND
1:18 I understand, some people think horses are cute animals. Some people think gasoline smells good.
Excellent 👍
TRE45ON
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
Jimmi, o tramp é muito gente boa. E ele é estiloso. Ele usa uma peruca muito bonita.
Kentucky Derby is nothing to celebrate. It’s cruelty to horses 👎👎