Brian Simpson Worked at The Pentagon

Thanks for stopping by! Today’s guest is the very funny Brian Simpson! Brian and Caleb talk Austin vs. LA, day jobs, the gauntlet that is a modern airport experience, Brian’s Netflix special Live from The Mothership, and much more!
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Produced by Chance Nichols @chanceisloud
Recorded at Bad Ladder Productions in Los Angeles, CA

[@tommynegrete9133]

The jumpy editing makes me think they were talking WILD 😂

[@Crashlee11]

I literally thought I was tripping 🤣

[@ciaramarie6206]

I’m glad you said this because I thought my phone or app was fkd up. Every time I’d look at the screen, what they were saying didn’t match up with what they were doing on the screen… wtf happened lmao

[@NosManJr]

Not Caleb not IMMEDIATELY know what a heifer is after being Brittany's flown in expert on the subject 😂

[@sooootruepod]

lol this was recorded before Brittany’s call in ep !

[@alissa3003]

@@sooootruepodglad you cleared that up cause i was confused too😂

[@memetea6065]

“Everything you get being fake you have to stay fake to keep” wise words

[@flannelsaurus]

A whole therapy session fr

[@jewelyacoffey3329]

This editing at the end holy shit so crazy hahahaha

[@rainbowstar9142]

Not Caleb “Animal Husbandry” Hearon being back again 😂

[@HomesteadHomie_]

Him talking about gay underground network is lowkey cute. He knows we deal w bullshit and it's honestly giving top tier ally ❤

[@BryciePie]

Caleb you're the only comedian that has me coming back for more (positive)

[@bayliekingsmith]

the way guests IMMEDIATELY get in a ready stance when they find out $50 is on the line during true or false kills me every time

[@Denf0]

I cannot believe Caleb's staff made him say the words "Sonic the Hedgehog is a Lutheran" with his own mouth

[@tylerstasienko2466]

the headphones section 😭

[@lonely_girl2512]

All I could think from the title is “THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON 😭😭”

[@lo-lohaslam7905]

N HHV

[@brookearnold3690]

48:43 is a premonition and I agree. Idk if that ceo was a billionaire but it stopped some pretty bad things other insurance companies were about to try. Blue cross eliminated a policy change they were about to make about anesthesia.

[@taylor2473]

I’ll now be going around saying “everything you have to be fake to get you have to stay fake to keep”

[@brandoniedits]

Caleb's laugh is up there with Drew's. Iconic, infectious, love to hear it

[@gonemad2024]

we need Caleb on the ballots STAT!!!

[@white_isnt_a_race2338]

Girl… he doesn’t run

[@jacobi1564]

​@@white_isnt_a_race2338this is so funny but also SO fucked

[@NosManJr]

I fear whoever edited the pod after the head phone/phone call debacle was on far too much Adderall 😔

[@whatifshedidthat]

“Everything you have to be fake to get, you gotta stay fake to keep,” Adding this to my quote book, he ate that

[@HappyGirl-ko3tg]

Calesbians reporting for duty, clocking in immediately 🫡

[@angelaachee7933]

All the cuts! 😂

[@violetzinck785]

HELL YEA BROTHER ITS POD DAY 🎉

[@hihoneywelcomehome]

I was not expecting someone to word for word verbalize my thoughts on recycling today but I am SO here for it

[@TheZiggyBomb]

I 100% fuck with that STAND BACK from the baggage carousel rule. I've considered putting a vest on and getting whistle to pretend I'm an employee of an airport just to tell people to stand back.

[@jpage813]

Ever since I saw Brian Simpson on Standups I have not stopped saying, “There’s about to be some smoke in the mf’in city!” 😂

[@manuelalilliana1652]

Brian’s obsession with revenge prompted a swift deep dive into finding what his zodiac sign was. and honestly kind of surprised 😂 this episode was too funny!

[@CruelCruelSummer]

What is it!?

[@manuelalilliana1652]

@@CruelCruelSummer Leo!!! ♌️

[@analyze.555]

@@manuelalilliana1652this makes a lot of sense 😭

[@joscelyn_guzman]

Not me watching this episode right after Luigi Mangione…

[@pearpop69]

the editing at the end was so fun it was giving seizure salad

[@alyssapaige4933]

Added your podcast to my weekly podcast watches a month or so ago, i love it ! thanks for another great video caleb

[@samanthacurrier538]

I never expected Bryan Simpson on the pod but I absolutely love to see it

[@tiffany8710]

I’ve never clicked on a video so fast! The podcast duo I didn’t know I needed!

[@megantiffany]

That poetry book called Milk & Honey is getting a side eye from me personally

[@vikki-333]

I remember when that thing was ALLLL over tumblr and Pinterest in the 2010s 😭

[@noelpohlman]

The comment on how to handle billionaires at about the 49 minute mark has aged like a fine wine. 48:51

[@abnormalizeit]

Thank you Caleb for walking that back, very appreciated. 31:37 ❤

[@diegohuerta7201]

What word did he use 😭

[@abnormalizeit]

@@diegohuerta7201a word used against native people

[@Denf0]

@@diegohuerta7201 "savages" i think, I hadn't heard about that use of it becoming frowned upon but it makes sense.

[@vikki-333]

Damn good to know

[@abnormalizeit]

@@Denf0 yup, and it is a little offensive to say. So I'm happy he caught himself.

[@christinalove3465]

48:58 aged interestingly lmao

[@blueridgebunny8894]

I’m so excited for this! 🎉❤ happy Thursday everyone! ❤

[@sooootruepod]

happy Thursday

[@LaurenRobitussin]

I grew up where you grew up! I always knew when i was watching you on stage that you were something special. I loved you then and I love you even more now 🫡😭 love watching people grow past the small town restraints. ❤️

[@stevenlerner5515]

this was a great like always. cant wait for next one. such a funny man caleb and great guests

[@StrawberrySpectre]

YESSSSSSSS I knew Caleb would come through for me on this long ass day

[@expensivepink7]

I’m loling revenge is a dish best served cold means it’s better to wait for effective revenge even if the person thinks they got away with it for years at first, u wait for the right lethal opportunity when it presents, hence the dish being “cold” - it took a while to serve but is more effective

[@suspectnebula7660]

WAKE UP CALEB POSTED A NEW POD CLIP

[@sooootruepod]

full episode even love

[@suspectnebula7660]

@@sooootruepod 😩 I love it

[@FudgeYeahAmerica]

The thought on thoughtfulness 🤌🤌🤌💕

[@CacisWorld]

My first watch of one of Caleb’s podcasts and i thoroughly enjoyed this

[@fedoragent0077]

Just got off work and ready to listen to my zathers!! Thanks Caleb xoxo

[@hbjhbj_2153]

billionaire comment aged like wine 😅

[@faithraimondi577]

Omg found you on TikTok and you’re hilarious!!! ❤❤❤

[@HunterrIsBored]

Yassss new episode, much love from KC

[@Gwernjah]

God i love this episode so much

[@zoemarie777]

pod going VIRAL! here before 3 billion views

[@Ericaanimated]

I lived in LA for a couple years and felt like I was one of the few people who moved out there without trying to get into the industry. I just thought LA was awesome and eventually I left (partly because of cost of living) but I still remember the joy I felt seeing the city coming into view when I moved there.

[@andibelpedio416]

NOOOO 100000% agree on planes being a sealed tube of recycled air in the sky lmao people become the worst version of themselves at the airport

[@jamesalexanderduncan767]

Thank God For this

[@yuvalsela4482]

the idea of gay men's international incidental solidarity is hilarious to me
i love hearing you and your podcast, and love hearing brian, youre both hilarious

[@expensivepink7]

For the longest time I was obsessed with revenge LMFAOOO me when I was in a PHP

[@DataSoong101]

I'm alone in a haunted ass house watching this so I can't hear stuff moving around.

[@pushingpens]

I'm too high for the edit change lol

[@heytay24]

i love the interjection of the headphone drama 😂

[@maddielarkinolivarez1699]

Great ep. !!!

[@cjr0123]

Why does this guy sound like Busta Rhymes?? 😂💯

[@erizabeta]

"It's not like y'all have an app...."

[@fartinabox]

I'm dying. Heifer is a common term used in my family. I greeted my parents with that yesterday. We love each other, promise.

[@mollyuppstrom7105]

The mucinex big back 😂

[@madelinem3147]

Love this collab and both these babies

[@lauracintron7553]

BARON VAUGHN MENTIONED!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[@lupezalazar1298]

love this crossover

[@enriqueosborne3838]

48:43 This aged in a curious way.

[@cavejohnson9071]

48:43 well that didn’t take long

[@-battleangel-]

The fact that the All Might comment flew over Caleb’s head is funny. Also lets me know he doesn’t really watch anime or read mange

[@allymccoy216]

Wait are the cuts super weird at the end or is that just me? Anyway love u king ❤️

[@diegohuerta7201]

I think they’re supposed to be call backs to what they’re referencing? The way they executed it is flawed cuz it’s not clear. First weird cut is when Caleb is talking about headphone drama, second is when he mentions Brian’s headphones looking like a headband etc etc

[@diegohuerta7201]

OMG NVM THE END IS SO BAD THE EDITOR FLOPPED I FEAR

[@allymccoy216]

@@diegohuerta7201 haha yeah I was like just wait until their legs are giving strobe lights

[@doggoesgorp]

i have a feeling something happened to the footage and they had to splice other footage from the episode over it or something

[@livingroomforus]

YES to the afterlife take - I thought about trixie immediately

[@Homosensitive]

No views? Number one truther reporting for duty 🫡

[@akiag4678]

Caleb shirt from Millers-Outpost

[@AbbyKeen]

as a fellow MSU alum, I request that you do a show in phoenix, az

[@transideo]

let freedom ring

[@alyakblu3]

On my knees begging y’all to have Saya Meads on this podcast

[@dayvienlasley719]

Was high watching the headphone part

[@mikells9886]

That billionaire comment 👀

[@wesleyflores8856]

That mucinex comment seemed personal 😭🤣

[@pieawaitsme]

What’s up w the editing at the voice mail section

[@chloejohnston6748]

Caleb have you considered moonlighting as a psychic recently? Or, alternatively, is Luigi a fan of the pod?

[@Thisisfakegeez1991]

Im I tweaking or are there a lot of cuts lol what did yall say 👀👀

[@sooootruepod]

wish it was something juicy buuuuuut just a very bizarre glitching situation that we didn’t catch on upload 😔

[@Thisisfakegeez1991]

@@sooootruepod it’s okay bestie 🫶

[@mickeyvanseenus8126]

Ok.. we actually literally do need the left/gay Joe Rogan 🙏✨❣️

[@revbr4v087]

lookin ass is my fav

[@adsimal]

The editing towards the end is alien interference

[@derpydepression2894]

is it me or was the last 30mins super glitchy

[@trailerparkland]

Caleb not understanding the my hero academia reference was perfection

[@danieladuarte4116]

I’m too high for the editing at the end there

[@Flavor639]

I would kill to see Jessica Kirson on an episode!!!

[@SerotoninSatan]

not joe rogan 🤢🤮

[@ThatEmpath]

What’s up with the video jumping around?

[@mollyuppstrom7105]

The gayyy app Bryan 😭😭😭

[@KeliseGarrett-p3t]

At 8:48 who farted? I heard that little toot.

[@cd5139]

damn he is fine

[@soccerbopper124]

the audio is f*cked up at 51:32

[@dyce3754]

ur the male majorie taylor greene

[@RobinDeBlasi]

wtf with the editing

[@CruelCruelSummer]

REALLY

[@isaacmili5222]

everytime americans use the word leftist i have an aneurism

[@eve1ynmargaret]

less than 10 minutes ago

[@aynakahorton7496]

My mom calls me a heffer allll the time

[@raqueldeshow9678]

Caleb....that laugh honey

[@crannnnnn7590]

New pod, I know that’s right! Talk your shit Mr. CEO and Executive Simpson 🫡